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# E.T no phone home...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# he's so big
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Fuckin Pervert
BOOBS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ah.

That explains the extending neck.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Are you insinuating it is somehow...ERECT?
Fuckinpervert
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah..
Pervert!...He's having an innocent stroke...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Perverts!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Booooh..
Pervert!!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Herbert
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A few words of advice: When Mongo the giant panda starts 'beaming', don't stand and point at aeroplanes - RUN!!!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# LAZERS FOR FUCKING EYES
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# "Candy-gram for Mongo"
*Hands over package*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# pandas may be slightly less crap if this was true!
haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# You really hate the fussy little fuckers, don't you?
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# frickin laser beams?
woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Holy shit!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# feeling a bit silly


Click for bigger/more details
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Crumbs!!
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Fucking Crays!
I hate them.

Death to all Crays!

[edit] & woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah
but you could leave your door open in those days.

Old ladies walked the streets without fear of getting mugged

And you could get stabbed up in a snooker hall by a gangster for looking at someone funny
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# But they keep nicking me bait!
And tying my lines up in knots!

Scumbags!

:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ?
Was never sure if he was the origin of the term Jack the Biscuit, assumed it to be the case but does anyone know for sure Urban dictionary doesn't agree with me, which is rude
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Asboslut


Probably bindun, but the work of a non-B3TAn friend who wanted me to B3TA it up.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Haha
good idea :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# beau did it
nice tho
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yup
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *cowers*
me too . . .


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# DAVID!
Look here
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Nobby!
Look where now!? yes! I've been holding my breath all afternoon! Yippee!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# There! ^
Also, the link to your website in your profile is borked.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ahh!
It's not a proper website and it wasn't mine anyhoo . . . (it was a DHL - DTH spoof)

You can either link to my b3ta profile or not bother thanks!

are you posting it here?


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I linked to your profile.
I haven't posted it here because it's not my work, but you're welcome to of course!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# gleeeee!
Thanks!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Who else is Guesting?



Woo to Dave.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hexacordial,
Dave again and some other non-b3tan people.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Who's Dave Again?
C];0D


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Mictoboy's had her
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Genius
I like very much
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# He can give you a nasty nip!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha!!
you loon!
i did watch that reptile thing last night though, t'was ace!
i hope when i'm eighty i can still poke sticks at crocs!
=D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# This is actual;ly not far from the truth!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I had to get this out of my head...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# What,
again?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You did that yesterday!!!!
Hamtoucher
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I think it was late
Saturday, but there is a different audience weekday day time. did I do bad?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# yup.
alot of these people have no lives at all and sit in front of b3ta on a commode with tubes up their noses which pipes high fat food into their stomachs.
the only muscles in their bodies are now located in the fingers.
=D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It's a drip ACKSHERLY
not a tube up my nose. Get it right!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# don't talk to me like that!
or i won't clean your commode for a week again!
=D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Damn you Benjy!
*shakes fist impotently*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# FAQ TIME
Please don't repost your picture as a new message. If everybody on the board decided to repost their old pictures then there would be no room left for any new stuff. If you didn't get the reaction you hoped for the first time, then don't be disheartened - it's just the nature of the board and something we have to live with.

If you really want to show people your hard work again, you could try these:

* Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."
* Use your B3ta profile as a showcase for your best work.
* Make an image gallery and link to it when you post new pictures. "If you like this, then look at my other work here..."

Just remember that there is limited space on the board and it's a bit rude to push somebody else's picture into the archive in order to post a picture that has already had it's chance.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Having said all of this
Don't now delete the post. That's tantamount to raping puppies in front of their 6 year old owners.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Understood,
sorry folks, will not happen again.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *yoinks flag*
*waves*

*returns flag*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# "Don't be disheartened!!"
I've cried myself to sleep on many an evening due to lack of replies!!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# A silent reply is still a reply.


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# turd
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# NO NOOBMASTER!
Don't tarnish your good name!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# he's fucked it
still on the popular page aswell
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# CARRYYYY ON MY WAYYWARRRRDD SOOON.
THERE'LL BE PEAACCCE WHERE YOU AREEE GOOOONNNNE.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# KANSAS!
I fucking LOVE that song.

LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEST
DON'T YOU CRY NO MOOOOOOORE
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I downloaded the album because
I'M A BIG RETARDO-FREAK.

Also: COOL. :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# :D My old band used to cover it.
*wails*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Mp3 - do want!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahaha I wish there were some
we were ACE.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Did you play trumpet?
play blow your own
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Nope, vocals in that one.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# yes...again
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# i didn't see that yesterday,
actually this is the first time i've seen you since your first post!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# been trying to buy a new house
and that has sucked almost all the life out of me the past few weeks.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ah!
how goes it?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# very very bad.
Chelsea mortgage's giving us the run around big time, about ready to stick my head through a wall.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# take a big stick with you and MAKE them do it your way!
i did, and now i own my cardboard box!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha.....
I will say the voices told me to do it..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh to be rich and famous!
hehe

Reposts in existing threads ftw!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Cunt
x8
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Yey

The mighty KnobMaster NoobMaster returns!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# don't ignore the bumps
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# that's ace
wrong, but ace.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# oh dear!
=)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha, excellent

/golden opportunity to roast :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# i was going to use it as a breast screening thingy, but i could not be at all arsed
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# still works well :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# i still think thats fab!
*winks*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# bless ya :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Not seen that!
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
couldnt've made it any worse!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *Titters*
Have a pea..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yep....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ...



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# i dunno about you mongy, but i'm nursing wood
for Princess Eugenie
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i swinging between aroused and horrified
i need more pictures of this glam little minx, bet she bangs like her mother
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# here you go.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# oh yes, she would get it, bit of a worry she'll end up a fat chick like her mum in a few years tho
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# MING-ORRRRR!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# obligatory mr men repost presents
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Can't resist


:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha!
clever.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Noon all
the siberian wooly bynx?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Cuuuute!
I'll take ten!

Happy B3taday! I made you a cake but I eated it :O(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# thanks
i wanted a cake :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# If it's any consolation
it was the best damned cake anyone has ever eaten, ever!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# oh, i don't know about that!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Winner!
Well done for eating it!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# well
i only had a bite...
=D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha - riveta on it's own would be bad enough
also -

¡un s, 'uop psdn u sun sq s pq sn
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# you're a mental
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# thank you
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Yay!
Merry B3taday!!

:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# that is excellent!
merry b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# happy b3taday!




(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# thanks
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# blur face a little and that is perfect
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Have an excellent b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# yes, nice
happy b3taday.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# that is lovely
happy b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Grrr!
Hapy b3taday! Yay!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Eee :)
And crappy handle day to you too!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Lovely!
Happy b3taday...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oooooooh how much?
looks nice and tasty...

hippy candle wobble, have a flasher
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Woo - Hippy Bird-Day


From the
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Looks like my Aunty Rose!
Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# CAKESHAPE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# thankyou everyone
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Got a light?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Needs more Heroin,
coke,every other type of drug!!!

Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# yeah!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Fuck!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# not at the mo,
i have a bit of a headache.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Crack pipe
Bong?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Heroin? Is that like herion?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha...
My kind of spelling! YAY!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Yes I have,,,
cWlOiOcOk

Edit: A combination of both click & WOOO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Cor!
He preferred her mum!



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
Does he have a viagra tablet stuck in his throat?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I didn't swallow an oyster quickly enough once . . .
it gave me a stiff neck!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Silly Aunty Dave
Oyster is for swiping on the London Underground, not eating!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I got given two of those as a present recently.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# very useful, no-knob
no-knobC];0)


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# You can use them on girls too....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# no, I can't
I can't

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# YOU can't ,
One can.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# :o/
What an odd present.

Do you not like flowers or chocolates?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Flowers make me sneeze
chocolate makes me fat.

Viagra is acceptable, as is porn, jam and PS3 games.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# A winning combination if ever I heard one.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Eeeeexactly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Did you make that
whilst working at Reuters?


:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *pulls arm*
THEY don't use MSPaint you rascal!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ha! Wrong arm!!!!



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *pulls other arm even harder*


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I can never watch ET again after studying the music for music tech.
Watching the same scene over and over and over and over, trying to analyse musical techniques and all that made me want to break ETs tiny little legs and feed him to a rancor. NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD SCENE.

Also, the film sucks.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I did the same with the Wizard of Oz when studying witchcraft.
Blummin... if I never see it again it will be too soon.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Seems the least he can do for them.
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pffft...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
that is the best grin ever!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Haha!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
0t

(that's a nought)

/gets coat
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# click
i say click
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Win.
Right there.


*clicks to buggery*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Haha!
*clicks into oblivion*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Why am I looking at your 3d Mr Bump
Woo BTW!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# pffft!
this^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# chortle^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# all the woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Darth Vader's got the decorators in
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# On the blob?



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Gone communist
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# omg
an older active member than me. how's it going?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Great
I'm mainly a professional lurker here, resurfacing every now and then to dump my one good photoshopping idea of the year on the populace and then run away as it gets lost under a mass of far better posts.

How goes it, you whippersnapper ;O)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# The woo is strong in this one!




(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# very nice!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ITS A TRAP!
woo yay
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# my space related comp was this..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# it's the....
Death Star Biatch
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I had a bike last chrismas


Click for bigger (106KB)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ohhh!
lucky!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Lol
My mum was so happy that I was happy :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# and i'm happy she was happy that you was so happy



yeah..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Lol
Then, we are all happy :)²
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# more or less....
=)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# \o
me too
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# go away you..... SCROTE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# We is all happeh that you were happeh that she was happeh that he was happeh
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# is we?
proper happy?
arf!
i am so down with the kids!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# There is my mum and my dad 1975
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# haha!!!
look at their old clothes!!
how styles have changed...
=D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Yeah
But they still have the same Pick-up
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# and it came with a free Oompah-Loompah!
Hurray!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *76&56
He got free the gloves + the helmet
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# &86%65
He=I
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# haha!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I had your mum last Christmas*







* didn't have your mum last Christmas
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Indeed
A turkey is more traditional.

(Although I'm not sure why.)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Terry Gilliam?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your chopper?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# imagine the frustration
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# can you get me his autograph!?
WAKAWAKAWoo!WAKAWAKAWAKA!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
good stuff :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I know him. He's a cunt.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# oooh!
tasty stuff! is that a photoshop jobby? the gradients are secksi :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I use burn and dodge for my gradients
I can't use the REAL gradient thing for shit. :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *steals technique*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Go nuts.
The only tools I really use (besides brush/erase and all that necessary shit) are smudge, burn, and dodge. I love them.

I'm trying to organise a four way, but they're not cooperating.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# colour is a hurdle i am findign difficult to get to grips with
i will be an average cartoon type one day I will! grr!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Black and white can be good fun sometimes.
The burn and dodge tools do wonders with colour sometimes though.

You can either make it a darker, more vibrant colour or closer to black, or lighter in the same way.

If I'm not trying to restrict myself to a PNG or GIF, theres around about a 99.9% chance I use burn and dodge in the picture :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ahh
so no good for the aminations then?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Well, it does work sometimes
But the fact that it creates a gradient and the colours are restricted for GIFs means it comes out looking kind of contoured.

This is the last thing I remember animating with those tools
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ha!
good stuff!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# These are both fantastic.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# argh!
evil!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this has given me several big chuckles before :)
fucking big shot celebrities
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *is never going to look at Pacman in quite the same way again*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# why?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
That's the face of someone MOMENTS before they get their cock out.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
I want to know what the repercussions are going to be!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# He will turn pacman inside out.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# well, he knows you!
arf!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Ok then, I won't ask!



Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# word up stan!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Yalreet
young Ivesy?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yes boss!
you going to t'london bash, like?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I certainly am!
I've got to a point where I just can't miss bashes!
Please no-one put any more bashes up as I am fuilly booked now!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# time to start being cloned eh?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# They are all fairly far apart!
It's just booking weekends off and having the cash!

Hmm...cloning...Could work!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I think
I love you.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ha i love it, love pacman jokes
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *Whacks him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*
NO! Bad Bee!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# If I marked this out of ten
urinate!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Two bangs on the drum and a cymbal
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *beats to death with a frying pan*
nothing to see here people move on
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# YES!!
but no veg and more meat and fish.
*clicks*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# HAM AND YES
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Pork pies on a pizza?
thats a new one for me... Mayhaps i shall try eet.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# button mushrooms
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Oh
That sounds horrible.. i'd rather it WAS pies now.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I get it!!
:D Clicketh!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# She's quite the looker.
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# woof!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Bow Wow Wow
*goes wild in the country*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Where snakes up your arse
are absolutely free!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That's excellent and it is also making me hungry
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# this is awesome in a least ten ways!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Wonderful as ever sir.
You should pizza-ise b3tans!
And we can guess who they are!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# If it wasn't for the fact I don't particularly like olives or anchovies, I'd try making this for real
and not rely on tattyshop for it.

maybe it's something for the newsletter - can you reproduce great works of art with pizza toppings?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I'm well up for that!
*buys pizza things and trembles in anticipation*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# WOO :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Nyom, Nyom, Nyom... that makes me hungry!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Your vastness of talent disturbs me
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# you're far too kind
but thank you :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# that's exquisite!
beautifully done!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Sold my memoirs...


Next stop: Oprah?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pffft!
if richard and judy review it, i'm not reading it!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Why?!?
It's all true though! All true, I tells ya!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# because i hate them.


=)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Not
another bloody half-aboriginal ninja evangelical author and pianist hitman story?

You can hardly move in Waterstones for the buggers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Wow. I've got that backdrop on a
postcard that I use as a bookmark. (The aboriginal bit)

I challenge anybody to come up with a more boring post than this!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Ha
First image under Aboriginal on google... might want a better postcard supplier?

(boring? Meh, you just haven't read the news about more fake memoirs today, I assume...)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Well I did receive the postcard about
14 years ago from a friend
I think I just beat my own claim!
Edit: No I haven't read those
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# OK, then.
None of the bookmarks I have ever owned has been even slightly aboriginal.


Much more boring. AICMFP.

EDIT: 'Noon, all!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i had a book mark i got for free from the book shop for nearly four years.
then i lost it and was heart broken.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# This reply has substance.
I feel for your loss...:(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *sniffs*
hold me....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *does standoffish man hug thing*
but makes sure personal space is NOT violated
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# call that a hug?!
*squeezes*
*tightly*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *Resists*
*Gives in*
*Enjoys*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ...
That's not boring. That's a tale of loss and survival through advers...


Ach. Who'm I kidding?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That painting overlay
is like the painting on my djembe.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You still banging on at that?




(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Haha, brill :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# idiot.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :D hahaha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# haha!!
i bet it tastes great before it explodes though!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# haha!!
all the ace.
ALL!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# this is entirely magnificent
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It worked the other day,
so I'm going to request again that you make more of these things please.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Sidcup?
I'm 2 mins down the road from there! Lovely animation style you have GMOS.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# he's got it in for us folks that are near sidcup
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hah, superb!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# You and I
should re-create Delphine software.
You do the spanky animations, I'll do the spooky music.

We could call ourselves Spanky and Spooky.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# you're helping me with Goose Quest 0. which will be the game based on how they met...
DELPHINE STYLE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Oh yes.
Oh yes indeed.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I still love this!
Top work!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hurrah!
The thread is saved.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh my word that is amazing.
I should get back to creating shit again.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ...
Indeed...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# well done
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I come back to find Parrott
Fucking great!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# you should see him on /talk
he's even MORE of a cunt
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Probably just trying to fit in.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Yes I know.
I often lurk on talk, just to see who's mum is being shagged by who, and who is having a go at Piston!
Oh and who is gay!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY LOLOLOLOL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# No. Parrott must not be destroyed.
John Parrott lives in my home town. One day I was having a really shit day in work (a booze shop in the village) and just wanted to go home. When I just couldn't take it any more, I heard singing and looked out of the window. John Parrott, team captain on A Question of Sport, was walking down the street with a bag of pies in one hand, singing 'Can't Get You Out of my Head' by Kylie Minogue.

Made my fecking day, that did. Parrott must live.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I just received an e-mail from Anne Frank
considering Natural Schlong Enlargement

I laughed
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Good to hear she's doing well for herself.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# There's no money
in the old diary business these days.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# sure there is!
people always want milk and cheese



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Arf
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# about bloody time...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# soz Arch!
and sorry to hear the custard headaches are back . . . you might as well get pissed!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha, I hadn't thought of that!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Dave the Hat - thinks about beer every four seconds
C];0)


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
hahahahahah!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Hooray for pearoasts in a pointless thread!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
aceness
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# We need a 'FFS' button
which after being pressed by enough different people means the poster can't post fuck all for a week...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ^ this
and an unpopular page!!

:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Awwww...
...He only wants teh upload codez lol1
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# haha!!
ewww!
haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# a heavenly goatse!
lolzorses!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# FIAL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# TEATONE®


4655 for me please no sugar!

Previously POOTONE® and PEETONE®
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Oooooh, milky/brewed for me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I'll have it at least stewed, please.
Plenty of sugar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# if i have to have tea.
milky with four sugers please.
very milky.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# 7500 ok for you?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# actually,
just give me some warm milk please.
=D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Lovely. Milky milky.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Are YOU paying too much for your car insurance?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hurrah.
I loved the mastermind sketch with Mr Strange.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Saw the Crystal Maze clip on /links t'other day.
Bloody funny!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaah
I love this man!

*click*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# stong stewed, very little milk and I'll kill any man who tries putting sugar in it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# What if I try it?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *slits eyes*
Try me...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# marvelous
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Tea Eurgh!!
Do Coffee.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# COFFTONE?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you can buy a mug with that on.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I swear, the amount of steroids the athelites are on...

It just makes the game pointless!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# arf!
actually, she's missing her legs below the knees, and they've replaced them with elastic!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# how do stretchly legs help you jump high?
you are in the wrong occupation.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# amen brother
*loses another patient*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Another one down to rubber band poisoning?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# haha!
no that'll be captain pennis.
we have elastic band wars.
because we're so damned mature.
;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# NHS: Serious business.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# could you please concentrate more on body modifications that would afford such jumping?
I doubt elastic will work, but replacing achilles tendons with springs might do the trick. Also, develop other super stuff. On a budget mind, I'm not made of money... now there's an idea... money-skin... GET TO WORK!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# This sounds much more exciting than my next research project.
Where do I sign up?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# it's [email protected]
send your measurements, preferred enhancement, next of kin and bank details.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *reals lol's*
haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# This sounds less fun than I anticipated.
I might just stick some elastic balls to the bottom of my shoes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# if you don't want laser finger tips
capable of toasting bread, well, that's your choice.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Ok, I'm in.
You sure know how to convince a man.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *invents money skin*
*grafts to body*
'i'll take that mine vase please'
'£1000 pounds sir'
*skins self*
ouch!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# a mind vase!
make a mind vase!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *buys a goldfish bowl*
*cracks dbroons head open like an egg and drops brain in*
sorted!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'd pay to see that.
Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Is helium a steroid?
Woo!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

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