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# Another one


Pixelated Anne #9: Pixelated Gran

Pixelated Anne #8: Box of Matches
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# O.O
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# T in the Pork!

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Dibs on the legs!
*mixes up honey garlic glaze*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Yay for pixellated anne!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# eventually
i'll get my website sorted

and she'll be on it forever
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# YAY
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# begbie cartoon
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# this made me fucking laugh
for no reason
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Are you smoking?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# not a chance
my throat is still horrid horrid horrid.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# MAYBE you're delerious.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# BABY you're nefarious.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# And you've lost me.
You can keep calling me baby though.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# perhaps your initial diagnosis was correct
I may have had some codeines and be a bit sleepy
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Ah, you little skaghound.
Chasing the dragon, eh?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# nowt wrong with my lover brown
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# ian brown?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Is that a lyric?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# hehe
yeah, good innocent over the counter opiods.

I accidentally od'd on them after my last surgery, didn't realise that co-codamol includes paracetamol and was doing paracetamol as well.

If i'd been the weight i officially should be my liver would've been ruined!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *slaps forehead* silly bugger.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# aye, was a bit silly
always read the label kids
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I've got a sheet of them big
dissolvable codeine things. They're bloody good for bone pain.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# heheheh boner
there's just no point me taking any other pain killers, they don't even touch the sides
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Bless you *hugs*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# ta, i'm a'ight
just shaking off a silly throat infection
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Still.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Mmmmm Begbie.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# ;;
always with the smut and in a post about 3 days ago you came to an agreement that he was a angry scotsman.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I LIKE angry Scotsmen.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# ahh the old html no worky in subject header
noice btw
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# and a ninja edit
grr
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# haha
haha i thought i was fast enough
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i'm the F5 master!!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# reminds me of this
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# hhaha fuckin' awesome film :D

ave it!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# funnier
if Begbie was involved in it
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
http://www.emptyisum.org/b3ta/stoptapping.gif
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# sorry?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# eh?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I do not like the rispiss :(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Rispispie cakes?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# moo?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Moo!

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Ehhhhhhryeehhnhyehhyrehhyreyhyreayhahahajjjnbkgf'
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Any excuse to pea it, I love it too much :P
I shall marry it ^.^
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# this species of Veriformins shouldn't be here...
ARRRRGH! I mean, er, fucking...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! ...aaaaaaaaargh! ... er ... scaaaaaaaaaaaaaary fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking thing!!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! - EDIT - I mean RIS?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# er
whua?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I take it she is Yvonne?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# All the pages were stuck together...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Oh dear.
oh no.
oh woo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Yo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# GOOD EVENING!
What is the bizzle, mah nizzle?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I don't understand!
fo' shizzie.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# top grooming
/ac
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Is grooming getting more common round here,
or am I just noticing it more?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# oh it is positively
all the rage dahling.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Oh how splendid,
fancy a bunk up?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# you can fuck right off.
it would be all 'under the covers' and 'turn the lights off' with you, you damn prude. I'll take my chances on the street.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Well fine, but if you come crawling back wanting a nice spooning,
you can fuck right off.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# If you don't mind
I'm perfectly happy with Captain Wow.

Hmph.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Word.
This be my ho, Jones. You diggin on my ho?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# by the sound of things she'd be less than happy with you.
Let me know if you need me to send the big boys in ;)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Mental images of a barrack-strong gangbang.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I aim to please ;)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I want to be sponsored.
I'm not Chonging it up unless there's dollar involved.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha
good old Connie. Fucked in the head by more than cock but what a trailblazer.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I was more thinking Annabel
;-)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# haha
so was I, but I went all CBS news anchor there for a minute. Damn, I'm a bit drunk.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Ahhhhh, get more drunk.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# hahahaha
oh god, naarsty

edit: I go sleep now, zzz sleepy tiem
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# MAGIC DONKEY YOU ARE A FUCKING COCKMONSTER. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SHITRAGS?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Magic Donkey has said something about shitrags?
Or has forgotten to put it in the newsletter?

Naughty donkey :(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Ok I'm going for a walk to the Camperdown Memorial Rest Park now.
Wish me luck.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# not in the clique
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# HE IS WORSE THAN HITLER. NOT COMEDY HITLER, BUT NAZI HITLER.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Throwing books at the wall is something Hitler would do
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# He actually used to pop books up his bum.
It kept him calm and allowed him to parachute down onto stone chairs from great heights.

That's why the Germans loved him.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Yes I said ****
In front of myself.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Those sketches were nothing like my school
At my school there was Mr Henderson in Geography, Miss Tillsworth in English and Mr Millins who taught Art.

And that was just the teachers, aah.

That was just the teachers ooh

That was just the teachers eechh
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Owww my BCG
Hah how I loved ROD HULL!

I love this one in TMWRNJ, especially how they managed to say twat at midday on a sunday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYnaecPoP-w
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# top stuff
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Yes, that's right. Suckle at my milky comedy teat
MuahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# your stubbly milky comedy teat
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I know him.
in person.
He says he would like to meet you.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# FAT ELVIS MECHA HITLER!!!
SCRIPT IS DONE. LAYOUT HAS BEGUN.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# why would your random blog about some
old rubbish that you found go in the newsletter am i missing something?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# YES YOU ARE MISSING SOMETHING.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# ok
what?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# YOU ARE MISSING: GUSTO.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i've got tonnes
as well as guts and pesto

Ok, no pesto
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# It's a hilarious comment on the human form
so yes, you are missing your ZEST!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# right
i'm still fucking rising tbh
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Oh dear indeed.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I call shenanigans.
That looks like saveloy to me.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *tastes*
Nope. definitely NOT saveloy
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Have another go.
Maybe it's changed.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# They should be delicious,
I made them myself!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# TIME and EFFORT and LOVE.
Come on Puromycin, he made them for you. Don't be rude.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *checks*
Not saveloy but... it has a certain tang
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *likes*
*spews*

is that razor a leftover from the drug dealing one?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# It pops up
from time to time :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# ahh a reoccurring motif
very arty
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Bleeeurrrrrgrgrhrghreghjgeghrghwehkwg\jb r \
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] have this
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# whilst whilst makes me horny :P
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# oh piss.
edit - i don't know what you're on about.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# haha!
keep quiet and I won't realise the screen captures you cheeky ninja!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# naaasty!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Xenia!
WARRIOR COCK ARTIST!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# that lass was hoping for a ride as well
you can see the disappointment
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# the boy looks like he might be or about to knock one out.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# dirty wanker
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# always the way!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Needs more viagra
and 'nings :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# lol!
just noticed where the boys hand is
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# looks like a steamed crab leg on a plate of scrambled eggs.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Maybe...
but it's tastier
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# *clicks*


:O
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# O.o
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The Bumday times
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# or toe?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Or ear?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# whole side of mutton?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# or cock.
That's the best.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# best?
you haven't LIVED.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I choose not to live.
I meant 'love is' when she allows more than one cock. Led to my first divorce, my ex best mate in hospital and a better understanding of extra marital.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Ah. The old "woman's arsehole reverse fish-hook man-trap" gambit.
We've all been there.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# There was a man on the telly who had two.
It was brilliant.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# or man eating sloth
.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# pedantry is...
...oh never mind, it's not worth it.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Hello you.
waves, nonchalantly.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hello!
i'm off very shortly.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Its my 1st b3ta birthday today!1!1

*edit* I just wanted to say its been a brilliant year, im so pleased i discovered b3ta. You have made me laugh and mainly very jealous most of the time x
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ha!
silly!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Why, thank you very much.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Copy cat.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# A cat's the only cat that knooooows where it's at.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm feeeeline fine!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I've never seen that film.
That's the only line I know from that song. Well, that and the one before it.

I'm not allowed to watch a lot of Disney films as I'll get upset. Like Watership Down. I've seen Lady and the Tramp- that was bad enough. then:

Dumbo: only seen the trippy scene.
Bambi: Saw up until THAT scene, cried for days.

name other Disney films, I can't remember any more.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
happyb3taday
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# you ae always nice
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# and you're an excellent chap I like to see on the board.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF A POWERFUL ENEMY >:(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I've no idea what you're on about you giant ninny.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# It's okay, I sort of love you in a manly weird confused way anyway.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# it happens mate.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hello sexy
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Hey, how're you?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# good just debating on bleaching my eyebrows or not.
and how are you my pissy friend?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I did a big hard route up the main wall at the climbing centre and my arms are no longer working
fortunately my speed dobber is happily nutting the keyboard as we speak.

EYEBROWN or EYEBLONDE
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# EYEBELIEVE
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# blonde. to match my hair..i bleached it earlier and my eyebrows are starting to really stand out.
and plucking is just painful.

and have you tried switching your arms off and on again? might make them work.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Don't bleach your eyebrows.
Just don't. It never works. Pleeeease go to a salon. Please.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i can't afford salons.
i'll probably go with the plucking and swearing alot.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Ohhhh don't pluck those either.
Well, I can't stop you.

It'll only cost a little bit to have your eyebrows lightened.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i have zero money til i find a job.
and i do need to pluck them, not done it for a long old time..nothing too drastic, just a bit less bushy and more shaped.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Don't listen to me, actually.
I had impure thoughts about Chewbacca. And Worf.



Still Worf, actually.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# fuck the salon
go to a saloon
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# With bleached eyebrows?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i dunno
didn't think that far ahead, i was just happy imagining the swingy doors and honky tonk rag time fun music
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I'd be ace in one of those dresses.
We could get you a hat and some spurs and a lovely gun.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *trips over spurs
*shoots hole in hat
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Right, swap.
Oooh, the dress suits you, actually. And I am digging this hat *pushes up brim with guin barrel* ma'am.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *swoons
*displays bloomers
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# YIPEEEEKIYAAAAAY!
*shoots ceiling*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# HOooooOOoooeDoooooooown!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I will saw them off later.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I plucked my nipple hair the other day, for no particular reason
Which is fairly disturbing in itself that I have it, but now it is all stubbly.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# pictures?
stubbly nipples..haha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I think not
No mere photographic representation could quite portray the awesome splendor of my nips, nor their gentle regal hairage.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You and I are quite different in some ways.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Aww, cold.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Have you been rubbing rice crispies on your nipples erotically
again?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Just you try and stop me
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# well it might. you won't know til you try it
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I think I will have to decline
Unless you want to do swapsies....




If I had a woman's nipples they'd be much more fun to photograph.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ah my nipples have been posted and gone.
not very exciting, no stubble or anything.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# They obviously needed more spinning text.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Well royal mail
I expect them to arrive in a few days, i'll forward mine on when they get here.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Having nipple hair is not as disturbing as feeling the urge to pluck it
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# What can I say?
Well various things, one of which is:
I have a very dull life
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# nffffrrt
:)

also: congrats!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# as have you, to a lesser extent due to words used.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Let me be the first to say haha AND wish you a happy B3taday in the same post.
haha! Happy B3taday!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Alright, cleverdick.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I tried Captain Wow, really I did
:(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I wondered what that was.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Bappy-heater day!
(:
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# bappy h3taday!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hello you. I didn't forget
our little chat. I've just had the worst 3 weeks possible plus I have been working (unavoidably).
I am working on your stuff.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Happy B3taday!

:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# happy b3ta day
i've got no image to celebrate.
sorry have this instead:

edit: found a better one
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :D
cheers
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Tis your candle day, Sir
Woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Cool
Happy b3taday
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday, chappy!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Merry Fucking Christmas!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# happy day to you.
good stuff.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# heh heh
Happy b3ta day
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Choccy gingerbread for everyone!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *Dribble*
wants
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# arf! :)

happy b3taday
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you'll never leave
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# CAKE^^!
Happy Birthday^^! Have some badly drawn liecake^^!

_____O_____
|__________|
|___LIE!____|
|__________|
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Right I'm off to bed!

Good night evoreyoneorz!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Night secksi.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# nite nite
:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Oh, you show off :P
Beautiful stuff.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Niiight
That's dead good.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# smart.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# NIGHT NIGHT
nice vector btw.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Night fella.
nice bezier path fills ;)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ace
me to
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# 'night.
that's quite good.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Nice!
*click*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Dude,
been checking out your vectors here and on DeviantART. They are awesome, keep it up!
*Click*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# first ever vector :D


opinions?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# you don't want mine
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# .
i do
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I like what you did.
I don't like your description of it.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Blur are shite!
Very nice
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# .
you have to be a fan of some description to recognise him!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i knew it was mr coxon and i hate blur.
i'm just cultured.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Not really. I know who Paris Hilton and Christina Agueueueueueleura are.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# and you worship them
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# If wanking off to pictures of them is "worshipping" them, then...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# eeewwwww...but their so wrong looking..
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Nothing a serious fire couldn't fix.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Run! Pasanonic is outside your house!
edit: gaaah, too late!

Is it Mr. Coxon, by the way?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# haha. Sorry.
It must seem like I am on a one man crusade but surely if we let b3ta perpetuate the myth that selecting a few shapes and colouring them in is somehow vector graphic creation then, erm, people need to be shot.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# yep.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I'm ashamed to post my first ever one!
Nicely done sir, practice, practice, practice!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# not bad for a first attempt
although you'll be wanting to tidy up those glasses.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# .
yeah i know about them haha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# nobody really liked my first vector
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# badum psh!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# No wonder.
It keeps stealing my milk.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha
that's right!

you do take precautions about stray vectors absconding with your liquid dairy produce don't you?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That's a fantastic vector.
Lovely.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# yes
I only have to draw another 30 and I get low poly! :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# it took me 3 weeks to draw that
/ac :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I like it.
I really do.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# a. it's not a vector
b. it's nice all the same
c. this is several vectors rubbed together

note the clean lines done because vectors are line images which in principle can be explanded infinitely without losing any quality.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# quite, quite.
Well done!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Woo!
Do you still have the dancing santa for channel 4?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# no :(
I've no idea where he went... maybe on my old computer.

I liked dancing satan
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That's lovely!
*watches*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# i see
i like , i click ?!

good skills
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
#




Jokes are better than technique.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# what about not having either?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
That's me!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# LIES!
i see your fp and it has both!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Notice the four year gap between FP13 and FP12?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i have nearly years between my pair.
SO OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS NOTHING
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ALRIGHT THEN!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# then you must use amy winehouse
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# lol crack
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# exactly.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# yes, drugs are no substitute for talent
or something like that
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Harry Potter and the hoodless invisibility cloak.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# opinion: garlic butter on toats with poached eggs tastes great.
i know nothing of vectors.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I had carbonara.
It was bloody lovely. I'm all fat now (sodding IBS) but bollocks.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ha! i'm off to the gym soon to sweat my bulk away.
and then home to eat salad.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# What the fuck time of night is this for going to the gym?
There's no outside now, it's all gone away until tomorrow.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# i'm in far-off lands. it's just going on 7:30 pm here.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ooooh where's this magical place?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# snow hell (toronto).
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# WOW
I love snow.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# it's been snowing all day and isn't supposed to stop until tomorrow.
15 cm is one projection i've heard.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# My uncle lives near Toronto,
it's lovely round there.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i like living here, but this winter has been too wintry.
yes, i know that's silly. but, we've had far more snow that i want and i need new boots (and panties).
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# We've had snow at least two or three times here.
It's even settled, briefly.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# this is mine:

[jpg blurring ftw!]
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# My first vic(t)ar
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Cat + Microwave.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# O.O
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# THAT ORIGINAL IS BY DAVID SHRIGLEY!
*knowledgeable*

most woo cattage of a yellow lump of plastic, though.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yep.
When I found the source image I just had to.

I might upload a bigger version once I've tidied it.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# please do!
Have you had a look at his other stuff? I think he's fab ^_^
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# yep.
interesting stuff.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# You are knowledgable
If you were more depressing i'd probably try to seduce you in a dubious sexuality platonic way.

Also: Name of original image? I know Shirgley but only his drawings.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# um... pet basket or something.
IMNOTPLAYINGANYMORE... HELP!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Pla Yin Ganymore?
I didn't know you were Chinese
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# oh, you are a WHEEZE!
You should come to the london bash so I can sex you up.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# After I've sexed up captain wow.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# \o/ all boys make passes at girls who wear glasses.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Especially on their arses
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Don't be silly.
I wears trah-ses on that.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# There is no more rooms
Plus as I discussed I am awful company.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Also you want everyone to come so you can sex them
Or you want to sex everyone so you can come.
Whatever.

*spoons*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# it's the imnotplayinganymore-batsignal!
cat basket. 2001.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# FANKOO!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# VOLCANOCAT HAS BILDED JUNGLYJIM
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# That's it young lady!
No more weed for you tonight. *snatches*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Muahaha, there's loads.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# STOP TALKING ABOUT WEED!
BASTARDS!

*scratches arms*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# YOU need to buy some.
Yup. Have you no dealer?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# dammit stop it
I should switch back to weed. this beer is making me fat and annoying.

instead of skinny and paranoid.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Beer will do that.
Plus it's much more expensive.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# but it doesn't make me paranoid
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Aye, but you can get Cirrohsis.
My dad's got that, the silly fucker.

Although paranoia's no good either. Hmmmmm.

OOOOOH mushrooms.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Oh GOD
mushrooms.

there's something I haven't done in ages.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I shall be doing in a couple of weeks.
\o/
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# good for you :-)
just one tip: make sure you've got at least one person with you that you trust.

It can really suck if you don't.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I've done this before, never fear.
My pa's a bit of a Keef so he's good to have around- always knows what to do.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# :)
have fun!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
no
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# What the.......?
Hahha

That's not real!

:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's not boiling yet, give it another few minutes.
Woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I understand the cat part.
But the microwave part?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# cat is melted.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Ah yes.
It is.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I would have thought it would explode
/filename
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# what
the
fuck!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# runny pussy
*fears*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# We had a cat
die in the tumble drier once. It wasn't very nice.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# that's not pleasant.
We had a cat survive a few minutes in the tumble drier. Unintentionally of course.

I've seen a few similar stories in the news aswell. It seems like tumble drying your cat is in vogue.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# we nearly did
it was in the shed til we could take it to the dump, and the cat got trapped inside for about four or five days.
thankfully [?] it was rainy so some water got in, but he was in a pretty bad state when we finally figured out where the faint meowing was coming from...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Why does this remind me of Wizbit?
Then
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# What's wizbit?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Definitely showing my age here.
It was an 80's kids programme invented by Paul Daniels. Wizbit was the stupid triangle character. And I hope your not joking coz I will now look like a dick.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# No I'm not joking.
I'm never very good at remembering children's TV. Even if it is the right era for me.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# So this ring any bells
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# tortoisecat is carrying his rat cage to the pet store to buy some new friends.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hahahah
marvelous
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Seen this done a lot better
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Purrfect....
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# everyone loves knitwear.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# After much consideration I have come to the same conclusion, yes.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Is it wrong to like these?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# hell no.
as mr hat said, they are fun to make.

i have a friend who taught photoshop classes at uni, and he once had a student whose every project involved headswaps.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I need to practice,
but it takes me so long to get good source pics so I have to make do...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# for the knitwear?
i've yet to dig up a big source for them, but old advertising blogs always have a few.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Well I guess I could say everyhting
but I found getting good kittin pics hard because most of them that come up are Lolcats etc.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I love this
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# cheers!
they're my kitties and they love the spotlight.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The ginger one is just perfect
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Not the point. They are just good fun to do anytime.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# My personal fav
Thx for posting!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ^ what he said.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# This looks to me like it's an original killerkitti...
is it?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yes it is.
But the throbbing cock isn't hers.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# well, quite.
cockpiss!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# OK!
Now with extra shaft stubble!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# What spikey shaft hairs you have
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's for that recently-shaved effect.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I just don't think my shaft hairs are thick enough for that.
Maybe I'm a genetic freak.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Do people actually have hairs on their cocks then?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Not particularly thick ones.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *de-pants*`
*enhances*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Good lord.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I AM BROCK.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# COCK!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's like a 2p arcade game!
Ah. I miss Scarborough.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# great, you've just given me an idea for a gaming machine to sell to the japanese
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Bukkake Slots?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# bukkake pachinko!
shoot out the balls for maximum bell action!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Crikey.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# COCK!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# now that is a work of cock!
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# !

Bastardised fom something by Mediocre (as you can see)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# that would feel quite rough
/not that there's anything wrong with that
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# obviously with your awesome jumping chicken.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# 'xcept for the chicken, yes
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# NO
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# The original was better.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# animations make everything better
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I have to say, while this is a top attempt at pander-by-proxy
the chicken improves it tenfold.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Is that a co.. Oh never mind. I'm sure someone will do it funnier than me.
see below for results of prediction.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Is that cock
wearing a shell suit?

:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# It looks fuck all like David Cameron!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# 403
I don't subscribe to chicken suit monthly
:P
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# copy the link
paste it into a new browser window/tab.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# cocks
Photobucket
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Come on Thatcher


just die, God damn you...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# The power is strong in that one.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I think everyone would actually be quite sad if she died. Who would they hate when she's gone? And I mean someone of importance.....
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# When she's gone
I can concentrate the full extent of my rage on her daughter.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you mean she has kids?
=/
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Hundreds of illegitimate children.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# A daughter, who will not get off the telly.
FUCK OFF, CAROL.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Carol can suck a VW Golf through a gas-pipe so no complaints from me.
Yours,
Mr. British Gas,
VW Golf,
In a Pipe.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Is it wrong that I find photos of her when she was in office really quite hot?
Am I unusual for an 18 year old male?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Correct me if I'm wrong
but aren't you gay?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# not all the time, dear.
I'd find room for you, for instance. I think you're most attractive.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# 5 star pander.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Me, and Thatcher.
Dude, I really do like you, but you are bloody worrying at times.


And I'm just going to go and get some surgery....
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# :D
not JUST you and Thatcher, honestly some girls don't get me :(

They don't get me, Bingowings. They just don't :(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# :D
I am only joshing. Don't get your lovely Aryan testes in a twist luvaduck.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
#
?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
#
.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
that cunt to ever appear in public ever again
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# She did wonderful things for this country!
We enjoyed an economic prosperity that has not since been surpassed!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yes. And we had smashing wallpaper too.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# yeah, but she left us in a fucking state and caused a fucking strike!
THERE WERE RIOTS!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I predicted them
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I just observed people getting inhebriated.
It wasn't nice.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# We can rebuild her
We have the technology
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Sorry.
I saw an opportunity, and I'm bored.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Amazingly
I knew Sir Francis Pimm, 'old-school' pre-Thatcher Tory, who Thatcher thus hated. He didn't last long under her.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# WHAT DID I SAY TOSHI? WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# And also,
O Gente de minha terra is an amazing song and the world needs more Portugeuse folk music!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I'm not sure if I'm just drunk,
but this made me laugh.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# great, there's bound to be an anime with a lecherous highschool teacher who happens to be a shark
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# LET ME SHOW YOU HOW WE TEACH IN THIS TOWN NEW STUDENT!
*unzipping sounds*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# If that shark was quite big
I'd imagine living in his mouth would be quite comfy, as long as he didn't eat me and I could sort of...hide in a gill while he was eating.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Youre weird ;)
How do Cap'n Wow?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# 'Ow do.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# but where would you keep the furniture?
and what about mains electricty and plumbing?

These things have to be considered when living in a marine critter
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# No, you'd camp.
Sort of. But without the tent, obviously.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I'm not sure I could go all camp and tentless personally
sounds rather a recipie for disaster :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# See, you're thinking about this inside the box.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# there's always some kind of box referentiality going on somewhere
you're right, but you see, I don't consider fish in my housing needs, what I think about is how many tins of tomato soup I can stack on top of other tins of tomato soup and to what height I can reach, additionally, I have to ponder the time dilation between the highest point of the tower of soup and the base of this mighty tower thus leading to a situation where the soup at the bottom is out of date before the soup at the top, this will of course mean that I have a slow creep of out of date soup into the upper atmosphere.

The consequences of this are not yet fully understood.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Imagine.
That's an excellent point, I hadn't considered that.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# most people haven't can you believe it!
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Christ, how boring.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Plus rent
I wouldnt imagine sharks to be understanding as far as late rent is concerned
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# No, he'd be a nice shark, obviously.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# sharks aren't nice,
they're all cunts.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Bollocks.
Sharks are lovely, they're just misunderstood. Imagine what chickens think of us?

Leopard sharks like me.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# They were only trying befriend you,
to tempt you closer for a feeding frenzy.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# NO
They are my babies. I love them almost as much as crocodiles and xenomorphs. Oh, and bears.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# That's probably one of the strangest responses I've seen on b3ta.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# really
that in itself is a statement of some significance
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I don't say it lightly.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# These things just occur to me.
I'm sure everyone else thinks these sorts of things.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# No they dont......
Or do they ;)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I am perfectly normal, thank you.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# we should write tdown these thoughts when having them
into some kind of compendium of immediate ideas

and erm

I dunno, I dunno what comes next?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Profit
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# We rub butter into Rob
until he gives us the Telly Powers.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# if I had telly powers I'd most likely use them for evil
:o
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'd use them for courting Freema Agyeman.
By courting I sort of mean forcing. But only if she doesn't agree to it. So there's choice there.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# That silly Toshi. When will he ever learn?
Tssk!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# RAAAR!
Sharks don't go RAAR do they?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# They do if they're big enough
Otherwise they go Reeeeeer
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I saw some thing the other day
Some geezer simming with Tiger Sharks and entrancing them somehow, I was quite mad stuff!

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Psilent Bob


Click for bigger (252KB)

Sorry it was 200px bigger than this but cr3's hosting did not like it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Ptarmigan!
You made him look fatter somehow.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# my favourite of all the turkeys.
Can you see that? I get redex, damn b3ta hosting.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# you two are so gay
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# You wish I'd look twice at your hairy arse.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if you'd look at mine
and when we say hairy I mean hairy.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# pictures?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Oh, please no
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# cockist!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I'm hereby expanding my vendetta to arses
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Oh please yes.
If all three do it that's the start of a scrapbook.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# The remainder of the scrapbook will be a patch of sick.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# No, it'll be my scrapbook.
I'll stroke it lovingly every day.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# It'll be one of those Touch and Feel books.
Where they stick materials on the pages, like felt and wool.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Seriously Capn,
youre lucky if you missed Mongys arse in a skirt!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# With the undercarriage?
Oh, I saw that.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# did you not see me bollocko?
( and rarely, with hair )
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I did not.
This must be rectified.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Get bleach for eyes and mind before CFB
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# \o/
You really look like someone and I can't think who.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Oh Christ.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I have the x of red
perhaps I have the bork of connect
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I also have the dumped menstrual one.
I clicked for big, however.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# cfb is work
:D

yay

edit: and now it work!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Same here for some reason!
:(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE BALL LICKER!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Tis redexxing for me...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Me too
but clicky works.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhh
Oh I loves him. When he is all teary at the end of Dogma it makes me all teary. I can't watch men cry and not cry as well. Like my dad. BIG ex-army type bloke, used to cry at the OAP shows of Blind Date. Silly bastard.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# That is soppy.
I cried when my first daughter was born, but I had grown out of that by the time the next two came along.

I do always cry when I watch Cool Runnings though.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Bless.
It's sweet, but if a bloke doesn't cry often it's almost heart breaking.

I realise I'm being fairly sexist or whatever. I can't help it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Sexist!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Racist!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# How do you know what colour my daughters are?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# XXXXanswer censored for fear of causing offenceXXXX
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# The irony is, I'm getting a redex here.
edit - aceage!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Nice!
How is this effect achieved?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# with tablet
and rough tracing using different brushes.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Keep it up!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I will accept this
course of action.



Click for bigger (394KB)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Oooh, that's very nice.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# x
x
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Cfb works fine
and it's ace!

Yay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Who is this this Psilent Bob?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Mall rat
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Nice one.
In other news, is anyone watching Jools Holland? It is a rather ace program tonight and it made me realise how good Falling by Alicia Keyes actually is!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# She has a more than fine
talent.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Orginal Killers now :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
http://www.emptyisum.org/b3ta/noidea.jpg
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# heh
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i like this
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bill Keane is CHARGIN' HIS LAZOR
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# is this a gay thing?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# how are you?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i'm so sad
oh no, sad stuff, sad
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# awwww, why?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# CHARGIN MA LAZ00RZ!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# 4chan is thataway =====================>
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# In West Philadelphia, born and raised etc.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ([playground] x 0.8D)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# -273.15°c + relaxing + cool
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# (b-ball_ + shooting ) - (school)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# 2xguys/no good
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# /commence [(trouble) neighbourhood]
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# (little fight x 1) - (scared mother x 1)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# You + [(aunt + uncle) Belair]
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# /run [whistle] when proximity = <1metre
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# License plate = FRESH + [(dice) mirror]
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Value = Any : return (Cab=Rare)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# (Chillin out + Maxin + Relaxin) x Shootin some B-Ball
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Snoozy!
Quick!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Wait!
You have a pool?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# is that a hysteric bowling ball?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# WOOP SHOOPS
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Heh.
Although it's shite and I am posting someone's good work off the board, I tried to keep it below 50kb.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# "OH MAMMY!"
/Al Jolson blog
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# From...
League of Gentlemen...Papa Lazrou???
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I do not think that this looks like porn,


But I am open to shouting.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# what is it?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Lady bits.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i can't wait to see some
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Is it not animating for you?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# you've got some between your legs!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# What are you doing between his legs?
Can I kiss you between your toes?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# yes.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# The big toes?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# of course
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
*shouts*

Nah, I don't really care.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# That's very nice.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Are we living the HappyToast incident AGAIN?
Dear me :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I do not get front pages.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# very nice tattooflash of lady minges
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# They're not exactly man minges.
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# this would make a nice tattoo...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# and where are you going to have this tattooed upon your person?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# On my minge.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I'm sure it'll be most lovely and no doubt there will be many photos of it on flickr
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Is that real mimsy?
*saves for later*

*also: clicks*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# *click*
I love this so much.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i seee...
album cover.

definately.

forking amazing :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM

Heh, nicely done :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# ^.^
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Cor!
That's very nicely done!

*click*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Ooh wow!
That reminds me of this:

Click for bigger
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# this is rather good
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I like this
it contains elements of skill I do not possess, that appear to be a bit woo
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Cheers everyone!
Maybe I'll do some more.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# DO MORE
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I'll do you if you like....
so to speak.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Can I request a band member?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah go for it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Okay.
Will you please do Johnny Greenwood?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I'll have a go Sunday if I can find a decent source picture.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hooray!
Thank you!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Thom teh radioheads!
very nice.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I like this.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# top marks
mad skills
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# More from the pages of my comic



It's just the stereotypical looks of people at festivals/concerts
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# niceeee
cfb?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# No
I managed to forget to make a cfb. But the first column is Vans Warped Tour, then The Bamboozle, then Taste of Chaos.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# one of these is going to be an axe murdering alien reptilian
I just know it :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahah
yepp!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I knew it!
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# x]
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha
sorry, I just assume that in any group one is more mental than the rest of the group combined

this is usually accurate :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I think it might be
the Taste of Chaos girl.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# yes
she has the far away dead eyes and the mental hair

clearly, she is the one :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Hahah
We solved the mystery! ^.^
*puffs on bubble pipe*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# apparently I don't go to concerts
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# apparently?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I'm going to blame the alcohol for me reading the bottom left one as 'was raped tour'.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Now that you mention it
it does seem to say that
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Well she seems to have got over it quite well.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I would seriously consider buying these
if I hadn't just wasted my money on an optical mouse that doesn't work properly.
I'll take it back and swap it for a wired one. The wireless keeps slowing down whenever I have photoshop open!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# optical mices keep committing suicide on me :(
so now I need to like go and buy like 10 optical mices or something like that :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Don't worry.
After the con, if I have extras, I'll send you one. :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh yay!! :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# And I will most likely have extras.
hahah
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Don't say that!
I'm sure they'll sell like...something that sells really well.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I dunno.
I'm hoping they'll sell well. And if they do, I'll still just print one for you. :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Aww thanks!
I'll send you one of my comics.
I won't be able to reprint it, but I can live with a missing issue.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *gasp*
I get an original!? I feel so special!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# It most likely won't make any sense, so I'll send you the History issue.
Historical inaccuracy ftw!
It also happens to be my all-time favourite.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Yay!
:D

I was really impressed by your drawings in the letter. Know why? Because they were in pen, not sketchy or anything. And looked just...right. I always always always have to sketch in pencil first. No matter what.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I ALWAYS draw in pen.
Black biro for the epic win.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hahah
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# HAHAHAURRRR
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I have to go now.
I'm going to help mom set up for the craft show that's this weekend. I'll be about a little bit tomorrow, but not until late on Sunday. So, until then *gianthugs* Be back later.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Well I'm going now anyway! :)
Goodnight dead.
*tacklehugs*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I would do the Vans girl...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
pert int they :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# REDUX
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Fucking seamless.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# 348394879788237487 HOURS IN FOTOSHOPPE
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Amazing.
You must be very talented.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I did that vatican place
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Really? That was you?
Must have been an off day.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ^.^
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# im glad to see american festivals have stupid names too,
Music festivals are cool, but your typical juggling festival goer is a much more interesting person
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I can juggle, but at festivals I choose to drink instead.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# silly my other username is a porsche, drinking is for fire jugglers
my personal favourite is doing lots of laughing gas and going glow juggling at play festival sooooo pretty
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# What weird names have you got there?
I thought it was just stuff like Reading, Leeds, Virgin...?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
#
It's suprising how many people at concerts can analy fist themselves
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# That's the only reason I go to gigs any more.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# you can also make a bukkake in the crowd
without anyone noticing!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Vans girls have the best norks.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yay!
I need more concerting this summer!
:)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'm super excited
I'm probably going to The Bamboozle both days. ^.^

And everyone needs concerting in the summers.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# OH SHIT OH FUCK OH GOOOOOOOOOOD!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Pfffffft!
That showed 'im!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Bwa ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :)
stop laughing theyre not that deformed
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fucking insane :D

hahahahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Hahaha
The horror
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

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