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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha!

'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

G'day

and being 00:25 here it is a ning!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hehehe

It's a sunday afternoon here, and I'm w*rking :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

not the "W" word!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

w**king you mean :P

noon chap

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

Noon

I just found out that photobucket deleted my compo entry for this week (rehosted)

What the fuck is up with that? I've had CDCs removed before, and I still fail to see why they employ people looking for cocks.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

maybe it's just a hobby?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

I was thinking that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

I sorting out all of my comps atm = will be on/board more often

have a celebratory pearoast

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custard, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Nice boobies

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

top notch

love it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

bye for now

lunch with family, going to cough all over them

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

Bouncy bouncy.

Very nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

pwhoar bouncing boobies!

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

Did someone mention bouncing boobies!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)

:-)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

nice bouncing action

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

This make me happy...

The simple things (without Garfield) are the best..
Have a flag!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

Haha!

I think you may have spotted a gap in the market here...

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

Haha!

Ace!
*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

arf!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

thats a repost no?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

yes it is

your point being?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

It'd be better if it wasn't in a new thread

But it's a sunday, and sundays are usually slow.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

blah blah blah blah......

ad infinitum

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

nothing

just thought i'd seen it before you inconsiderate person you :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

'lo all

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

Nam lamb?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

awww

can i keep him?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

noon sexy pants

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

noon missy

how'd isketch go after i left?

really couldn't stay up any longer, and then woke up every two hours which pissed me off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

Ewe may.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

If you can catch him

you can keep him.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

good thing i'm a Yautja then

*goes invisible*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

ha ha,

'ning all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

hahaha

good traditional b3taing

TJ Does anyone else find that mac airport is about as much good as string when it comes to connecting to the minterplebs?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Airport Express?

It sucks large amounts of donkey cock, yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

any advice for getting it to do, you know, what it should

bought the mac for the missus, was an error, have been threatening to put ubuntu on it!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Billy Connolly is in Columbo on 3.

Veeeeerrry odd.

Edit: now they're singing Clementine. Seriously, I haven't done enough drugs yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

thanks

that's relevant. APPLE SUPPORT OR GTFO

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Is it 'bitch unneccesarily at CW' weekend?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

heheheheheheeh

not rly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

Billy Connolly on Columbo is important.

Now be nice.

and I can't offer Apple support, I'm sorry. I don't use them because I tried a few times at college and then decided they were shitbags. I have asked manwife for you, as he works on them daily, and he doesn't know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

how kind

they are silly machines, different for the sake of being different rather than different better, or different free.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

AND they're needlessly expensive.

Friends?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

zomg

more than friends i hope

winkwink

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

FUCK yeah

NOW I'm looking forward to the meet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

now

i'm glad i've got a chaperone

not sure i could contain myself

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

must be, guess i missed the memo

you big cock!

i just watched POTC III (well i started last night but couldn't stay awake for some reason)

Keira actually looked fairly hot despite lack of any flesh. mebbe it was helped by the clothes covering her skeletal figure

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

I have never eaten a hamburger in an air terminal

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

haven't you

Never had a dirty burger at 3 in the morning because you didn't know what the hell else to do? man i hate flying, i mean i like being in the other places flying enables but the whole process is super bums

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Is 'burger' a typo there?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

pffft

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

wacca wacca

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

Haha, nice.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Bet he's easier to understand

than the original.

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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

haha!

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

ha!

he looks baa-baric!

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

excellent.

I have just put his leg in the oven

Click for bigger (252KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(M)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

you know whats missing from that?

carrots and garlic
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

She does not like garlic

so I roast some cloves separately for me ( to go in with my roast spuds ) and likewise I do not like carrots so she can make do with a tin of baby carrots later whilst I have lashings of steamed broccoli.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

ahh have you tried roast carrots?

no garlic? how do you live?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

Roast carrots are fantastic.

That's how I got my girlfriend to start eating them.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

She's only home at weekends

thankfully. ;)
I only like carrots raw for some reason. I will be doing honey glazed roast parsnips though. All is not lost.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

I'm not usually much of a parsnip fan,

but they are delicious roasted with honey.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

good choice

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

parsnips are the parma violets of the vegetable world.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

I do hope there's some garlic in there.

Looks delicious. Well, looks like it will be delicious.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

corr!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

that looks quite pleasant

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Ben had told Hoss never to use "home"...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

i think i get it

but it's before my time

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

Da dadada dadada dadada dada da daaaaaaa!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

Old person!

You missed all the "fun" shortly after you went to bed last night.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

*smoosh* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

Sunday 'ning

Has anything exciting happened in your life recently regarding jobs?
*hopes*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

I start some work experience tomorrow

crap pay but..it's a start

with this company* www.creativeoceanic.co.uk/

*link doesn't contain poop

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

I'm chuffed

It should be good for your CV but I can help getting miffed at companies that take advantage of the situation.
(may be barking up the wrong tree).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

yea I know what you mean..

it is annoying

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

Oceanic?

are you one of six perchance?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

haha dun dun der!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

good luck with that fella

hopefully it's the break you deserve.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

thank you :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Story of my life:P

What happened?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

from what I saw mongy and Sir Pigeon Nipples swapped accounts

lots of pictures of people getting dumped in their mouth ensues

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

Either that or Nipples had his account hijacked.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

well...I'd rather believe this

www.b3ta.com/board/8152314

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

I don't see why Mongy would want to do that to Nipples

Maybe he's more of a nob than I realised.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

could be the old double bluff

tiberius grachus is clearly involved too

CONSPIRACIES

(hehehe shit stirring)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

gah

i blocked him, seemed a bit deja vuish when i did it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

i can't ever bring myself to block

you never know when someones going to reply and it be funny.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

i'm normally fairly lenient,

just use adblock,but he wasn't producing any funny flaming so i just blocked him again

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

I can't handle all this drama on b3ta,

someone photoshop a kitten.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

Either way

he's a maggot.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Also, this!

this!www.b3ta.com/board/8151953
I had the most bizarre evening.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

hahaha awesome hats :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

Well, I arrived a few seconds after you left ;)

I arrived a few seconds after you left ;)Seriously though the theory is that Sir Pigeon Nipples let Mongy have some "fun" by giving him his password. Mongy then went on a nawty rampage posting nasty pictures and being generally (more) obnoxious (than usual).
God arrived with his smiting tool and removed a lot of stuff.

SPN letting Mongy have his logon and password is just a theory but it does seem the most likely explanation due to an earlier post where they discussed it.

T'was fun really apart from Mongy's insulting people but I fear that both of them may have been naughty-stepped at least. Possibly even banned.
I've just spazzed back and the worst of it has vanished.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

hehehe sound fun:P

I got mongy's exflatmate staying here at the moment:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

Oh!

I wonder does he have stories?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

It wouldn't be my place to say:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

so that's a yes then

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

Aww gee i missed that :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

But... hang on

Didn't you post "Leekspin" in the middle of all the hooha?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

lEEK SPIN??

that's welsh porn

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

its great

www.leekspin.com :D
oh its gone :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

oh was i there?

oh ok carry on :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

it wasn't.... it wasn't nice

*scarred for life*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

emergency bonanza midi file

bonanza.mid

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)

what he said^

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

arf

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

hahaha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

yee-hahh!

NOW WITH LYRICS

/sung by Lorne Greene no less

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

you absolute star

yeeeeeeha!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

That's why we call it...

Bonanzaaa! Marvelous!

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

WOOOOOO!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

*fake horsie dances*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

*bangs halves of coconuts together*

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

*looks for a hat full of hope*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

pfffft!

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head-doctor ololololo, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

wish these fellas would keep the noise down

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

Are they your blind?

Coz they're identical to mine:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

what you say?

"Are they your blind?
Coz they're identical to mine:P"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

I seem to have dropped this - 's'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

it took me 3 goes to try to work out what that meant :p i understand now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

more than likely similar,

off the shelf at the hardware

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

I got mine online:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

well done the pair of you

they are fine blinds

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

thankyou very much

for your kind words on our window dressing.

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

my half dyslexia

informed me that it was a good sentence and was a pun.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

WMAHAHAHA poony hooman!

I have whole dyslexia:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

one more like that

and it's curtains for you

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

I'd be blindd not to see it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

Ha ha

It's like a modern day version of the Cottingley Faries :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

I hear that's a gay bar now!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

sweet

i love the gaybars

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

when bungee jumping goes wrong

at home series 3
WOo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

Those young hoodlums.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

This is what happens when you are in bed

You are lucky to have caught them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

Where's...

...Debbie McGee?

(I_tickle_myself, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

I believe he's already eaten her to power his enormous brain.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

I shall call you

Bananiac

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

That should be ok.

Be nice to him, though. I'm pretty sure he has telekinetic powers.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

With that noggin I can believe it.

That neck says to me that he can be taken in some swift rugby tackle though. I can take him.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

He does look pretty fragile, yes.

Solid nose though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

Yes, I wouldn't mind a shot of him in profile.

Hehe

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

Haha, you'll have to wait till I have more time/talent

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Well whilst I'm displeased at your rejection of the idea

I await the time. :)

But to be honest I don't blame you, I've been trying to imagine how to do it myself.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

I think I'd just try to find someone who looked a bit like him and pretend.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

That looks like a comfy jumper.

*yawns* ning all

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

'ning

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

'ningles teh Wow.

How are you and the good lady wifeman today?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

I'm ok, tiny bit hungover.

He's alright...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

Deary me, heavy night was it?

I had a nice quiet one, but I'm meant to be making jellyshots for the hostel peeps today though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

Are they like moneyshots?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

A bit

Only the aim is different.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

What an awesome job.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

*squints*

*yawns*

ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Ning

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

Comfy ey?

So you want to climb into the jumper with him do you? Want to writhe around in his woolen shell do you?!

You disgust me!

*seethes*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

You're quite worrying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

What can I say

I'm a member of the Captain Wow unnecessary contempt club.

I'm making a badge as we speak.....

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

And a good morning to you too...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

hmmmm

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

Those who are unneccesarily cunts online

are generally only doing as they're too scared to get it out in the real world. Comeuppance and all that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

And emotional reasons

Don't forget repressed emotional reasons

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

You really need to get yourself some sex.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

*buys sex*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

That's the spirit

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

hah

with your yawning and nonsense, i already had bacon and eggs. I won sunday!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

:-(

Oh, and I'm 5 days late, so I'm in a right foul mood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

uh oh!

My lady shape was late this month, maybe it's because it's a leap month or summat

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

eep

my mate's babby was about 2 weeks late so lordsaccharine may be right, everything may have been fucked up by that damn 29th day

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

Well you be my friend?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

Did you give him some of your crack?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

No, it smelt of poo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

hehehe!

in other news, i just found a youtube of one of my all time favourite, i'm just and old soulboy at heart, tunes. what is the world coming to?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDatbFGKa0g

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

now that

is a groove.

I feel like making love right now.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

ahhh, 1979, what a year

/I was 3

great tune :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

bless, *pats archie on the head

goatse was alive and well in 79.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

I was always more of a Geogre Clinton person to be honest.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

give the man a cigar

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

I personally think some of the best work the Chilli Peppers did

was when they had him as producer!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

Do fries go with that shake?

I still listen to Clinton, Parliament and funkadelic on a regular basis.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

skid marks

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Yays

He looks very happy about it! I do have to say though; BUM BOGIES!

EDIT: 30 years. That's just scarey!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

but that's just since the radio series

it's another 3 years or so till the 30th anniversary of the books.

saw that article yest and it's bloody stupid, they could have at least taken the piss, sure he'd have preffered it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

I read that on Friday and left a comment telling them to stop bumming him so hard

which oddly they don't seem to have published.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

i was gutted

that the Paisley discussion was fully moderated, was expecting at least one comment of "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

Heh.

*reads news more thoroughly in order to get joke*
Ah yes.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

yeah there's better on the bbc site

www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

What magnificent eye stalks he has.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

all the better

to look up your shorts with

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)

I hope he at least buys me a drink first.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

I'm sure he'll shell out for one!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

you're talking b-molluscs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

I should slug you for saying that

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

(escart)go on then

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

Yer on!

Kicks in the cockles

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

your puny mussels are no match for me

(i see we've moved on to the gastropoda in general, very well, on your own head be it)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

That is lovely!

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Supergyrations, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

Yay!

He looks so proud!

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

what a happy little snail!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

This is marvellous :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

yay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

That does look nice. Children's illustrated bookcover nice.

What are you planning?

woo

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

awesome

if that was a little bigger it would make a great desktop background

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

Lolparasite!

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

that would make a lovely cushion

- ok whats wrong with me? why am i thinking about cushions? no man should be doing that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

Sunday morning effeminate warp.

Obviously.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

i need to do something manly

i've already had a foot spa, right whats next?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

let me clarify that...

i got a blister on my toe :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

I suggest an hour's session of air guitar

or failing that, sit on your arse and drink beer.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

ahh yes the air guitar

i can't find my plectrum :(
will sitting on my arse drinking tea be acceptable?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

It beats drinking that "flavoured water" shite

What's the point of that stuff anyway?

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

This is serious, you might have to beat a woman to exert your masculinity.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

i've never hit a woman, and i don't intend to start now

/has scars to prove

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

I suggest you cook and devour a large piece of meat, then.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

now that i can do

www.b3ta.com/board/8153638

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Perhaps you should eat a sandwich full of bees and kitchen knives

then break into a zoo and punch a rhino in the face.
It is the only solution.

Ed: Oh, and ning everybody!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

i once fed a goat and touched its curly horns - pwhoar!

does that help?
i mean its 1/2 way there right?
i'll get onto making that sandwich right now!
NING!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Goats have the same number of horns as rhinos

and they have been known to eat tyres and metal.
So yes, a goat will suffice.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

you've reached "that" age, man

you'll be going to ikea every tuesday looking for bargains now

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

ikea?

only 100 miles away... *starts walking*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

you'd better start walking

think of those meatballs!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

they sell food?

/never been to ikea blog

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

yes, it's one of their things

they sell ethnic swedenland food, it's to give you the full scandinavian experience

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

dammit

now i'm hungry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

then I won't tell you I just had breakfast

Bacon, Scrambled Egg, Sausage, Beans, Tomatoes & Toats

Was quite nice

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

Sounds good.

I've only just got up, so I've had some toast with plenty of butter, and orange and ginger jam

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

toats with orange and ginger jam

sounds rather refined

are you posh?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

Not really.

I've had my first proper job since September, I'm still exploring the delights of having real money.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

I explored the delights of having real money

now I haven't got any :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Well if you need some jam,

you know where to come.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

hmmmm jam

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

scrambled egg, tomatoes, bacon,

on toast with a nice cuppa tea (i would have sausages but i bought the wrong ones and they taste rank! - even my dog doesn't like them!) not in the mood for beans without sausages though... ahh yes a fried onion - perfect!
mmm now that sounds like a plan!
I'll be back!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

enjoy

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Good luck.

Poor quality sausages have almost put me off them entirely.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

yes the "IRISH RECIPE" fucking nasty nasty cheap things

irish recipe my arse

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

I was thinking of Tesco Value/ equivalents,

the ones where once the grease has come out you're bascally left with bread

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

haha

yeah quite a lot are like that

good sausage costs £££

and I'm not sure there's really such a thing as "good" sausage

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

There are some fantastic ones.

But yes, they are expensive. I just buy meat instead.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

That sounds so very delicious.

I would go make a breakfast like that now if I had anything in the house apart from milk, sugar, curry powder and orange squash.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

oh dear

sounds like you need an emergency shopping trip

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

Sure does.

But without meat and tea in my belly I can't move under my own power.
Anybody fancy ordering a takeaway to my flat?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

You have the ingredients for some extremely disgusting pancakes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

or possibly, the best pancakes ever

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

It's got to be worth a try

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

You may well be right.

If I'm not back in 20 minutes, call an ambulance.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

Haha , good luck.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

I had

8 pancakes with lashings of Honey and lemon juice. Nearly beer time now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

I made some pancakes yesterday,

but I chose to smother them in butter.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

I don't bother making them any more

They come in a packet to be nuked and are delicious.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

I had most of an egg leftover,

so that was as good an excuse as any to make pancakes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

Don't be dim, discomeats.

I was thinking it too.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

And now I am off to stare at laptops

(

ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

~~tops~~dancers

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

ha ha ha i was typing that!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

I knew someone would be

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

Phwoar!

Check out the scholex on that!

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

this amuses me

good work

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

It has a giant nipnip!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

(

head-doctor ololololo, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

Ears?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

DON'T DO IT GHOSTY

let it lie for the love of flaps

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

www.deagostini.co.uk//iloveflaps/

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

A TOAPworm!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

Tour De Kirkstall

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

TEXTURE!!!!

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

Eddie Kidd in watercolour

relaxing.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

that is vere lully

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

also, i was confusing kirkstall with kirkwall

and was thinking "there aren't any trees in kirkstall!"

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spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

He's being chased by giant courgettes!

Woo! That is most lovely sir.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

That'll make you poplar!

o_O

At the risk of sounding rude, is that a person on a bike or a golk trolley? It could quite easily be both.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

After much deliberation

I think it looks like an amazingly skinny moped.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

If it's a bike it's a motorcycle

The chappy just has light coloured trousers on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

This has made my Sunday morning feel better

Thank you.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Is that real or shopped?

if its real - woo!
if its photoshopped - woah textures!
Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

this is

dandy. is there a wallpaper version of this by any chance?

(Afflatus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

Ooh lovely :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

This is a very pleasant, calming thing to see on a sunday morning.

Thanks :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

Very nice!

Kirkstall in Leeds? Not far from me...

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

There seem to be quite a few Leeds based b3tans

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

Must be something in the water...

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

Maybe if I stick to the beer I can get more work done.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

Urine and Toothpaste

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

I am ex-Leeds

I know two who are still there, they don't post much/ever, but love your work!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

Wow, cheers.

That's unexpected.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

Kirkstall?

Where's the Morrisons?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

Its behind the tree

Next to Kirkstall Fried Chicken

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

[s'a'bit bloody good that :?)

*click* ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

I've got one already

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

pfffttt.....

i love a good "Barbara"!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

what b3taians is this?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

in other news...

as someone else posted it down the board, i thought it would make a good competition
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post128174

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

Dinos with guns.

I am not buying that!!!

Is it April 1st already in America?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

yes yes it is

surely?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

As much as I am in love with that concept

I think a week of it would be a bit much.
How about "Bolt something to something else to make it more awesome"?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

happy 2^10th post!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

Haha, you massive geek.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

Fuck off

(

timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Not yet a meme,but with your picture and mine it is now officially a bandwagon!

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

Oh no

That's gone and done it

(

timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

Woo!

I'll take eighteen!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

I don't understand

so have an epic space battle scene from a top sci-fi movie

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

Gay gay gay

*ignores*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

amazing gig last night. ning! < i didnt play i listened

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

A bouncy ning to you too!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

'ning to you!

what sort of gig? are you one of those pop stars i've been hearing so much about?

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

Ah. Beebop. I heard some of that on the wireless!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

those damned bees have infested all our mod cons.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

That reminds me of a joke I heard yesterday.

What bee make milk?
Boobies:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

heh.

you ought to draw that one up for b3ta's next project: the clean joke book.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

lol

I posted it yesterday, someone countered.
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

i love that joke.

what sits on the floor of the ocean and quivers?

a nervous wreck.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

gaaaah!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

i LOLed

why did the bakers hands smell?

because he kneaded a poo.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

Hahaha

What do get if you have a green ball in your right hand and another in your left?
Kermit the frogs undivided attention!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

O_O

What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
Halfway.

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha

How many depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter you might as well sit in the dark anyway.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

plymouth hub

mad dog mcrea (irish folk music :D)

the van daniels (sound like ocs and the libertines love child)

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

ah, good to hear.

i play the fretless worry, but not very well.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

Talking of Irish music

Mate of mine just joined as bassist for the Popes:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

Braw!

I love Shane McGowan . . . he does a brilliant impression of Richard Madeley
*belms*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

Yeah but the poor guy is constantly being stalked by the tooth fairy!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

Ah, seen Mad Dog

about a billion times it feels like.

/Comes from same place as them blog

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Yays for feet halos

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

nice

and ning

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

woah frame rate has increased... he's spazzing out man!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

and for those of you ignoring the guy above this (there are a few)

www.b3ta.com/board/8153582 :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

I must be one of them.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

whoever is in the toilet better hurry up he doesn't look like he can hold on much longer.

woo yay

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

Played at a hectic pace

by the looks of it. Nice!

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

that's absolutely...

...woo-derful :o)

(I_tickle_myself, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

Finding the unemployed one

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)

poor johnny marr.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)

This is still going?

Crazy.

Top marks for determination.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

A quicky

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)

spitz woo!

also duck woo, of course

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spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

love you...

(Afflatus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)

it just won't work...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)

It will!

In some thousand years! Shut up!

(Afflatus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)

nerduck!

ner ner ner.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

Quack?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

what a cute little guy

woo yay

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Ducks don't go quack...

...you nutter.

(I_tickle_myself, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

Olde nighte, slatheringe nighte, all is *CHOMP*e

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)

that made me :D

cracking work!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)

this is the best one-man-bandwagon

on b3ta. And i am pleased to have been around while they are still being put out.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)

Awww, thanks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

more tories?

seems right - camouflaging themselves as green in order to not seem as evil as they really are.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

Idle and stupid = tory?

Who knew!?!

Ning pb, all well with you?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

i knew, but i wasn't going to say as it's rude.

hello, just here for a moment as it's late on this side of the country. 'ning will be followed by 'night soon, i'm afraid.

i'm well - and you?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Fine, making silly things.

And actually have some time to continue
doing so tomorrow. Rare thing that. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

ah, good luck there.

i was cooking and cleaning and being useful (for a change).

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

Sounds dead boring.

Watch out for dinosaurs.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

nah, i like being domestic.

as a plus, my home smells of roasted garlic and is moderately tidy. and, there's food to eat for the next few days.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

Buttered toast?

I designed a shirt for my friend's band, Steve Irwin and the Stingrays.

here's their myspace page (with music)

(Afflatus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:27, archived)

i'm allergic to myspace, but i like toats.

i'm sure your friend's band is super, but topical names aren't my thing, usually.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

That would explain the tasteful logo 'Steve Irwin and the Stingrays'.

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

*waves*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

*catrinas*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

*muffins*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

*tequila!*

Da dada da da dada. da da dada da da da!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

hell-o.

but it's almost bedtime....

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

Well I hope you have your Horlicks!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

Two Kinds of Chickens

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)

braw!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)

that chicken will find she's jam-packed in there.

www.popeilfamilystore.com/ppf.html

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

don't forget forced chicken

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)

Neon skeleton woman.

Arms don't quite work for thAt bUt the rest does.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)

Yeah

I considered giving her a body inside there but I decided I liked it this way :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)

It makes you look.

Which might push it into art.
But not cubism, of course.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)

Stripeism my friend.

I'll lecture you on it extensively next time we meet :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)

cor

thats is freaky - i love it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)

Cor!

That's so alive! unlike me . . .
triff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:53, archived)

In what way don' they work?

I think they're grand

EDIT: oops! This was supposed to be a reply to tahkcalb but I'm a beling 'tard (as I also see what he means now, they're not see-through) just ignore me
don't they grip hard enough for ya? C];0)

don't they grip hard enough for ya? C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)

I see this.

Bones in the arms wrong way.
Chest and neck looked ribby to me.
edit: yeah, k [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:57, archived)

HAHA I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING: DAVE THE HAT

Did you see the gaz I sent you? I posted your hat pic earlier :)

Edit: I just spazzed back and saw your comment. Your turn to ignore me :)

It's after 3:00 here, time for my bed.
G'night all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:09, archived)

Cya stripeist!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:23, archived)

WHY DO YOU RUN FROM ME?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:28, archived)

SHITRAGS!

Just a guess.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:32, archived)

yeah, ace pic, ta

sleep well, cubismmeister C];0D
hehehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:30, archived)

c'est supercool

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connor, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)

This is your best yet.

I think the skeleton concept works very well - it looks like an exoskeleton rather than an endoskeleton.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)

hmmm.

i'm not sure of this one, but i like the experiment.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

eyes2

Click for bigger.
Click for eyes1

(I Want Billy, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)

Oh, another one!

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 5:41, archived)

very nice

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 6:51, archived)

Nice

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

i like all the people living in her pores.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

for some reason i expected the click for bigger to be the same size image but with massive eyes

but this is most woo. I find drawing faces very difficult they always look the same

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

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