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connor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

He looks like he's dancing.

AAAYTTC

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

its sort of pulling something

but my ritalin starved mind wanders after about 2 minutes of drawing and i wasnt sure what to do.

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connor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

I've had years like that too.

Old image question: Did you ever do the "faster" synths in big?
Got to be one of my favs as several look like synths I've owned.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

hmm

i don't remember it tbh. what's the filename ?

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connor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

Damn, renamed it.

Hang on, I'll find it...
edit : found this, you nutter.
www.b3ta.com/board/3965931

...
Got it.
www.b3ta.com/board/6524268
"Synthorchestra.jpg"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)

madness, *builds tension*

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connor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:40, archived)

Hahaha! I just edited it in above.

Whatever has he got a hold of?

Edit wars! Now available in Dual-Mode-Typing!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)

who knows :(

and sadly i don't have a bigger copy. if it were flash i might have had the layers file somewhere. have a long history of synths ?

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connor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)

Yeah, been playing and building them since the early 70's.

No worries, thanks for thinking of it (and making it for GMoS and us).

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)

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connor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)

*glees*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)

AWwwwwwwwww

Love you man.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 5:11, archived)

I love it when b3ta gets soppy...

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..wil, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

*enters gaz number*

*enters email*
*sends*
I like this picture. i don't know. i like pictures with big white bits and a simple picture in it. :D

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Cae1, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

oh hey. i missed you last night.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

I did too, but I have more ammo now.

[/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

ammo = ammonia. ammunition = ammu.

military types are morons.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

Ham-ugh, ham-oh! let's call the whole thing 'aff'.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:57, archived)

the 'r' is silent in the word 'ham'.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)

THX 1138 ?

or sinead o'connor?

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connor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

sinead.

it was in my head for some reason the other day and i looked through your pics for a suitable base. i didn't find what i wanted, and then you posted the pic last night.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)

lully

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

L.S.D. The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Click for bigger (70KB)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

Has this compo killed the beatles* yet?

Hello b3ta
*remaining 2.

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Cae1, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

Also sorry for not saying anything about above picture

it confuses me

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Cae1, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

heya

about 2/3rds of the way done with this etching, based off the charcoal sketch i did last week (although i flipped it in ps since prints come out mirrored). Perspective has some issues, but fsck it. Some fuzzyness in the middle from joining two scans together that can't be helped.

I hate this project. I can't stand working with only line.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

I laugh at your final comment about lines.

Welcome to hell, lad. Pull up a halftone screen and
scream like the rest us --who found that out. [/;-D

Looks good, you're doing fine.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Needs more shark

and helicopter

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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

a bit quick and dirty, cos i is drunk!

and it be late

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Listen to those licks

The Fab Four

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

They are not The Licks!

How dare you suggest such a thing.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

Agreed.

Definitely needs more Juliette Lewis. Most things do.

Like my house, for example.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

*bokes*

You're welcome to her.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

Heh.

Thanks!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

WHERE'S MY MONEY?!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

Oh, I wonder who that is on the right of Juliette Lewis...

*glees*

EDIT: OH MY GOD, AND SHE'S WEARING A BEATLES T-SHIRT.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

Not a clue. Do tell.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

By 'on the right' I mean when looking at the picture =]

Begins with an F, ends in an E and has AC in the middle.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

FAPACORPSE

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

YOU WIN TEN POUNDS.

no.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

Can I still have that tenner?

PLEASE. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

Hmm, I think we can come to some sort of arrangement.

Pfft, you're mean.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

Mean?! MEAN!? ME?!

*rolls around on the floor* I'm sweet and lovely, see. *rolls around some more*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

I hope you have carpet fluff all over you

Sticky Boy!

*scowls*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

*cowers*

:'c

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

*starts to pick off carpet fluff*

I am sorry...

*does sad face*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

It's totally too late now.

*hides under duvet and weeps softly*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

ELEVEN?!

;-)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

DEAL DEAL DEAL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

Saying it three times ruins it...

(-:

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooo! :(

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

Previous post may contain embellishments on the truth

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

Oh phew!

*strips*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)

*runs away with clothes*

=]

*runs back, was only teasing*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)

Facile?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

Like your mum?

Hmmmmmm

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

Well,

She was OK but annoying at times.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)

Argh, fuck.

I am sooooooo sorry

O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)

Nono

All taken in good fun.

And she /was/ annoying at times anyway.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)

Phew

Thank you so much for not owning me =]

*hugs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

Actually

I was trying to think of a "facile" -> "ashy" link type joke but couldn't come up with anything. My sense of humour swings that way.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)

ashy?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)

Indeed.

Though she's probably all blown away now.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)

Ooohhhh

That's what you meant... ahh.

I'm sorry, I just feel a teeny little bit awkward.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)

Heh, nevermind

I'll probably let it all out in a "Question of the Week" sometime.

In the meantime, here's returning that *hug* :)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)

Yay hugs ^_^

Umm on a lighter note... a/s/l ?

Hah

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:00, archived)

Well, since you ask

Ancient* / I believe it happens / Tenessee.

Widley eh? I was actually in Portsmouth just 3 weeks ago. Grew up in Horndean. If you get a chance, check out one (or both) of my brother's bands, ("Dropzone" or "Stolen Goods")

*(ok, 37)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)

Haha small world.

Where are your brother's bands from & what style are they?

I can check them out then possibly get them some radio play.

37 isn't ancient, at all ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)

S'funny world

When I was over I spent some time a floor or so away from ivesb and spent a fair chunk of time not far away from Widley (up in Purbrook)

Both bands play fairly heavy stuff. I understand Dropzone plays the heavier stuff (unfortunately I've blanked on what they play but I know they stopped playing Greenday after people kept calling them "the band that plays Greenday"). Stolen Goods go a bit lighter and aren't quite so polished. Stolen Goods is Portsmouthy based and Dropzone is more Chichester way.

I can't believe I'm blanking on what they play, I only saw them a few weeks ago. There was definitely some Rage Against the Machine and Slipknot.

They're supporting Tygers of Pan Tang in Brighton on the 20th.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)

Where in Purbrook?

I'm sort of on the boundary hehe.

Howcome you moved away from round here?
I happen to think it's quite nice =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

Well,

Unfortunately, to pull you back into awkward-space for a second, it was The Rowans. So not fun-happening-time I'm afraid.

I ended up moving away cause the weather is too depressing. Rain and cold I can handle but I need a bit of sunshine once in a while. I get that out here but it's also nice and green like England too. I do miss a good pint though.

Every time I go back, things seem to be worse though. House prices crazy high, roads too crowded, government getting too uppity. I'll always have a soft spot for England but I don't think I'll ever move back permanently.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)

Ah, I see

That is just down the road though... There is a very small chance that our paths may have crossed.

Can kinda see what you mean about England's weather, but I personally don't really mind it.
The government/house prices/inheritance tax etc are all completely screwed though... so fair enough about that!

Do you have MySpace yourself?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:55, archived)

I do.

But to be honest, I don't use it much and have forgotten the link. I'll dig it out and gaz you with it.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)

Neat

was just worrying that we're starting to fall off the edge of the board!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)

Not to worry. I need to sleep soon anyway

I sent you a message though.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)

Ooh

They have a website. That makes things easy.

www.dropzone-band.com/

I think you'd like em from your myspace page.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)

Wow, awesome

This certainly makes finding local bands for my radio show (I only help) easier!

Thanks =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

Is the radio station

one I'd have heard of?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)

It's Express FM

Portsmouth voluntary radio station...

The show I work on is called 'BD's Rock Show' or 'The Midweek Mosh Up' plus 'Thrashman's Mosh' incorporated into the show...

Quite a lot of local rock bands get played by BD and Thrashman, they're faaairly well known.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)

I think

I might have stumbled across that when I was over

I moved out at the end of 2000 so am somewhat out of touch though.

Edit: Forget might have. I'm pretty sure the car radio spent much of its time tuned to that station.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)

compo it!

And what the fuck are you wearing?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

b..b...b..but

it's not funny...

It's just a [very cool] picture.

ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE A FUNNY FACE? D:

EDIT: Swimming costume & leggings!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

I thought it might be a pic from the 80s.

Then I saw Face's age on her myspace page.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)

Hehe

wasn't even conceived in the 80's

How smooth am I!?
=D

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)

Well, if I can work out your photobucket password

hopefully I'll be able to tell you

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)

Tits or GTFO

;)

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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

This isn't 4chan D:

^{But I concur.}

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

And to think

I'm the only one with my photobucket password...

*sighs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

Lol!

obviously a pun, as I'm sure you know ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

*wants a Fab

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

Take one :)

I'll still have three left ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

thanks

not had one of those in years!

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

I effin' hate the beatles

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

YES

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

I'm going to bed now good night everyone bye

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

good night

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

'Night.

Woo to the pic etc.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

cheers, mate

sleep tight!

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

they're not the shittest

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

this however is one of the most underated artists ever

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzSTh4zE_3I

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

this guy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

as underrated as

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmY7MQUwlII

this chap?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

yes

mr paker has created a pitch perfect parody inb line with that of spinal tap.
just watch the lightshade in the caravan when they dance

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

BEATLES=CRAP

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

ooo i like the zombies

just for being in the film bunny lake is missing

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

ooooh!

that's a good film!

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

oh it is..one of my faves.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

good titles too

Saul Bass!

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

dont know them

i still think the kinks were better than the beatles though

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

yes!

KINKS FOR TEH WIN!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

i recommend listening to the Zombies

They are very good.
try this for starters:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtx-UZjoKtw

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

Zombies ruled.

I was just listening to another Zombies.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VELvq-faGk

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

Watch this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_acAje6RHU

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

sorry,

but they are............
its a fact!

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

You've clearly never been to myspace.

That makes you an Internet Success.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

I am proud to say that I have never been to My Space

Proud, i tell you, Proud!

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Yes

but without them there would be no Deerhoof.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

without them the landscape of music could be remarkable different

regardless of if you like them they have been a massive influence on many people

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

hehehehhehe

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

(londoner, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

100 % fucking shitty fact

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

Ooh! A long thread of '60s pop with lots of youtube links...

...I can see where my morning's going.

And just for my own two pennies' worth:
I can't understand the appeal behind the Beatles either. Yes, they were popular and inspired a lot of other bands. What they didn't do - the common misconception - is invent all those genres with which they're often credited. Merseybeat, Psychedelic, British Blues, etc., existed before the Beatles dabbled with them. To their credit, they probably helped to popularise these styles, but they didn't create them.

Still don't see why people like them so much though. Woo to all the Kinks and Zombies fans and, most importantly, how has the thread got this far without a mention of The Who?*

*_{And not in the "Horton hears..." sense}

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

NSFW? Cheap, nasty and very quick

And so is the picture.

I know it's crap but it made me laugh so have it! :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

sauce please

s'ok, I got it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

WHAT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

Heather Mills

;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Oh!

lolz
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

i just got beef juice on the floor

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

i did not check what i was replying to when i posted that

oops

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

pffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

nsfw you say?

have a pea from earlier

WITH SHOCK HORROR, A NUDE MANS BOTTOM!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

thats not a mans bum

its too shiny and hairless

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

it is a man!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

LIES!!!

I demand the sauce!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

bt it's on getty amongst many other nude men

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

ok i'd rather not seen that on second thoughts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

If it's a man then he has absolutely no abdomen at all.

I mean there should be something there, muscle fat, something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

that's no moon!

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Supergyrations, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WOMAN!!

*puts cock away*

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

sexy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

haha

your courtin the naughty step and I love it

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

i'm veeery naughty

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Hahahah what?

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Bobby Brown - My Perogative

GET BUSY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

AH'VE BIN BIZZAY

ALL MAH LAHFE

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

COP KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

AH TOLD YA! HE WAS A-COMIN' FOR MAH GURL!!

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

STRAIGHT OUTTTA COMPTON!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn....

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNn

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

BUT AH THOUGHT SHE WaS A MAN! YOU GOTSTA BEELEVE ME OFFICAH!

id nEvah do anythin' ta hurT a Human if unnanessesaserry.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

Faces look ugly, when you're alone.

WOMEN SEEM WICKED WHEN YOU'RE UNWANTED

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

mammy!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

yO MAMMAa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

I never understand your wonderful images

have this:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

jesus..

al jolson..goes to detroit.
they kill the bastard..

THAT'S IT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

ah ok

but why in the 2nd slide
does the bloke on the left have a turd on his head?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

...it's the Sun's refelction

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

too gentle to be detroit

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

bollocks.

Click for bigger (169KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

Awwww

Lookit baby Ringo with the mini-drumsticks.

Awwwww!

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in vino veritas, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

look at their wee cocks!

ahahahaha!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

shit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

wankmonkeys

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

yep.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

Indeed.

There needs to be some sort of epic gay shift party thread we can start under his username.

Involving boats and the army...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

hahaha

yay for foetuses!

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

haha

that's genius

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

hahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

AAAARGH

that was brilliantly timed. agh agh agh.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

you bad man.

Woo

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

Total cow

(ComradePotato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

just beautiful man

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

I really mean that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

Cheers :-)

In some countries, both cows in this pictures would be considered holy...

(ComradePotato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

here, they're both considered fodder

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

excellent but a might big

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

what? hahahahahaha

also - Bigger!
Not filesize wise mind

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

*cunts*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

that was a verb.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

i gathered that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

sorry

it was appropriate tho :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

its true

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

this repost though i'm always equipped to make

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

hahaha

that fills me with glee!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

good lord!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

*ruffles hair*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

*licks paws*

*smooths down tufts*

'loes

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

it probably is my favorite of your pics.

though i am suffering from a withdrawal of "TO CHINA!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

this^

*edit* or anything from the temple of doom drawoff

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

that i dont remember

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

*shrugs*

It was ages ago, you and another board member were both watching ToD and drawing along. 'twas funny.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

oooh yes

i did the same thing with holby city too

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

TO CHINA!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

At least I have a new desktop. ;]

Do you want me to put a password on the file?

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

My nudity-sense has gone off

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

No nudity here! I promise :]

She's worried that someone will find the picture I drew her because she thinks it's going to look rubbish :P

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

Amerigo and Chimley?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

FUCK OFF IS IT!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

X-D

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

FUCK A SHIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)

TO CHINA!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

god bless ye

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

[/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

itws actually the same swize rather than bigger though

i think i have a larger version around though..

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

Post it!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

BIGGGGGGGGGGER

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

So good to see the nightshifters are still hard at work

*edit* needs more doc dyslexia

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

That's horrific.

Well done.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

god thats amazing

*wipes away tears*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

isn't it beautiful?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

it really is

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

GOOD NOOBIE. THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

that was huge

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

ill give you corn alright!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

JA!

JA!

I fucking love this.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

OH HEY.

I'M AT VOLCANO FORGE POINT. SOON A CHUNK OF DINOSAUR PLANET WILL BE SAVED.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

yay?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

Totally yay :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

DO A MURDER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

I murder evil dinosaurs.

With armor... and hats.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

oblivion?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

Starfox Adventures!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

Agreed

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

hahaha well fucking done

i'm speechless

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Golly.

And what a curious website.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

racsist.

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d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

cuntass

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

i really really really love this.

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d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

like woah.

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d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

like woah?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

That's scarily well done.

WOO!

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

how many times are you nt going to

read the faq regarding size of images?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

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d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

Does it even matter?

It's under the filesize limit, and you have adblock anyway.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

since he's a noob

that would make you technically more guilty of that than he is, having been here a lot longer to not read the faq more often

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT BUT IT'S OKAY TO BE A DICK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

I like the night shift because there are less nazis

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

he was told last night, Numerous times if I recall.

He had all the time to sort it out. I don't recall them removing the bit saying but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide.

It's hardly difficult and highly courteous to link to a bigger image.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

But where does it say it's a rule to post anything bigger than a certain width?

Nowhere.
Leave the poor noob alone, I'm having flashbacks.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

Meh.

I can understand the bandwidth thing, but dimensions?

Unless you're on capped scrolling.

Ultimately the post is funny, ergo it's justified.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

funny?

Odd, I'll accept. Maybe it's just me but I can remember everything getting shouted at when I started if it was over 400px wide. Mind you those same paupers had shitty little monitors on 800x600 at best.

Perhaps its just me but they provided us with hosting and auto thumbnailing I think it is polite to use it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

The fatal flaw here is that you're assuming b3ta is, in fact, polite.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

I only really get fucked of with people flaunting 'the rules' if the idea is shit and / or it's not funny / well executed. I found this funny so don't really see the problem.

'Politeness' and 'neatness' seem a little bit bureaucratic for a place that's supposedly meant to be about having a laugh.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

arf

you missed the point completely

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

SIZE OF IMAGE

Regarding the size of images I am going to not read the faq approximately another 200 times per 15 minutes as the narcissistic lobe in my brain takes over and I keep refreshing the page to read people's comments. Then again, maybe I'll eat the faq and feed complainers to Heather Mills where they'll be processed in her ride's four different stomachs, then shat back into her mouth.

Rest assured I will not not also make future images not this big.

(ComradePotato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

please do, I like 'em big.

also ignore that guy, he's a total jerkoff

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

Hah.

Seriously, don't worry about it.
The FAQ is a GUIDELINE that says pictures RARELY need to be over 400px in width.
Nowhere in there does it say you CAN'T post anything bigger.
And it's under the filesize limit, so you are absolutely fine.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

It's not just about the filesize

and I know you made that parameter ( I don't give a fuck, it's about time the paupers got proper internet ;) sorry Flowerpot, not you )

it's about an image filling the whole screen. There is just no need, it's untidy. I know you want people to see your creations in all their glory but load them to b3ta hosting and use the click for bigger option. Let the viewer decide if they want to fill the screen with it.

That's the honest, not taking the piss reply.

And welcome. I didn't say it last night because I'm usually an ignorant cunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

GO ON, TELL US ABOUT YOUR GINORMOUS MONITORS AGAIN

YOU KNOW, THE ONES IN INVERSE PROPORTION TO YOUR GENITALIA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

I love you.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

I like the detail.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

I must admit that I was torn between admiration for his attention to detail or disgust at the monster he'd created

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Ha ha ha, what the fuck?

MENTAL.

Also with aces.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

Welcome!

I like you already.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

i like this

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

I lol'd

hard

(Daveypants laffo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

pure farking majik!

woo yay and a *clikc*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Late night boredom

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

emo fringe!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

not intentional

i need a hair cut

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

to be fair

mines probably a tad longer - not as emo tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

haaaha

thats all he woo! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

hahaha

sphincter-mouth!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

I was trying to show this in an emoticon!

:* ?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

that just looks like he's eaten something sour

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

Hmm.

This needs work...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

call my people

we'll corner the interwebs

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

I'll have the plans drawn up and faxed to you ASAP

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

sphinctermouth enterprises LTD

we'll tighten your assets &trade

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

haha

you have hair now

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

yes

the chemo has slowed down

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

didn't know bout that :(

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

i never mentioned it on here

people would think i was kiddign and such

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

Oi! Coulthard! GERRAHTAVIT!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

GODDAMN EMO!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

last time i take a pic of me with long hair

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

Haha!

I saw your Newgrounds profile the other day, by the by. It's handy to have all your .swfs all in one place :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

i have a website you realise >:(

it has all my swfs in a nice place too - and me comics

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

sexy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

i wouold have a great repost to go with this if my desktop machine was working!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

what fun =]

fancy swapping?
there's a big spider on the ceiling by teh window n im quite scared

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Get a big penguin to come and eat it

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Mugababes

(pirateneddy, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hahahah!

That's ace. And I love them so much. Mmmmmm.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

WOULD!

(well, maybe not the two mingers on the left)

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Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

this

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

christ that gives me the horn

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

that is genuinely frightening

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

I aim to please

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

i don't

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

and you succeed every time.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

goal achieved

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

This is lovely

Plus i wish the compo was "photoshop any other band you like except the beatles"

(pirateneddy, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

oh, don't let's start.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

NO, LETS!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

THIS IS THE WORST PART

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

That, and the sense of guilt and emptiness.

:(
PART OF A BAND;

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

AAAAGGGHHH FUCK NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JEMAINE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

It's cool.

He said I could.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

CHRIST YES!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

what? hahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

I actually don't remember why I made that

it might be because he died, or the song. Fuck knows.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

it made me giggle

for some reason :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

I have a secret to tell.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

FROM MY ELECTRICAL WELL

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

it's a simple message and I'm leaving out the

DOORBELL WHEN YA GONNA RING IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

that would be most fun

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Do that instead then.

Simple isn't it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

theres nothing stopping you from shopping any other band

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Is this shopped?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

arf!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

ROFL

would would had

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

Hahahahah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

HARRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

racsissst.

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d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

hello cuntass

I miss you. Come back to mine and lets have good times like the old days.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

well no. you see, i've just quit all b3ta and internet.

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d d, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

I refuse to allow that

we're blood brothers and that.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

Apologies

But after the last two threads it was just too obvious...

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Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

Hello

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McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

LEAVE AMY ALOOONNNEEE!!!!

LEAVE HER ALLONNNEE!!!!!!

Ahem, I mean, wooity-yay

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Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

*holds up white sheet and gets eye liner out*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

have you ever watched any of his/her other videos?

i've never seen a guy take so much joy in impersonating an opinionated bitch before

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

no..but i am on youtube right now

i shall have a look

edit: dear god someone kill him...and give him a razor...make up and girly hair fine...but lipstick and stubble..not a good look.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

and his dialect is neatly somewhere between valley girl and southern town-dweller

answer: he is from Jupiter.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

god he scares me

and this video is just beyond words

youtube.com/watch?v=edLR8fj6roo&feature=related

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

I'm surprised you haven't said you want to beat him to death yet.

And vomit in his eyes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

goes without saying

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Nah, I think it's just the pills.

WHERE IS THE RAGE? WHERE?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

in my sides and my stomac and vagina right now

IT'S A BLOODY RAGE I CAN TELL YOU.

i'm in tooooo much pain to get angry.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

Sounds like a sexy kind of rage.

THERE IS A RAGE IN MY VAGINA!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

nout sexy about periods

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

A rage in your vagina sounds fairly sexy though....

It's probably a blessing i've never had to deal with that really, because i'd probably just find the monthly excuse to go mental unbearable.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

I find not being pregnant extremely sexy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

Hahah

interesting way of putting it...

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

so you must find life for you eveeeeeery day extremely sexy

but it is good to know one is not pregnant...just be nice to know a little less often..once a month is faaaaaaar to much for my liking.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

I mean in the case of my partner.

especially those months when it's like PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

Didn't want to take inflatable annie to the clinic again eh?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

I'm a lot of things, but an objectophile isn't one of them.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Are you mineral?

Vegetable?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

use protection!

but yes i agree!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Hmm weirdly I kinda like having periods...

it's like 'PHEW , I'M FERTILE! Babies of teh futures are safe!'

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

hahaha

i'm sure i'm not very fertile...but i still hate the fuckers.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Bad ones?

I mean, I've never had cramps EVER *touches wood* but I guess they would be muuuch more annoying if they hurt lots...

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

ladywoman says she doesnt get any pain at all

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

i get reeeeeeeeeaaally bad cramps

and stupidly heavey periods...but i got speccial painkillers off the doc..altho they make me feel sick..but the fucking cramps are horrific.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Eeek *hugs*

One of my friends passes out every time she tries to have a shower when she's on her period... must properly suck having them get in the way like that... =[

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

You're strange, I'm gonna block you.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

i accidently clicked i liked this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

accidently my arse!

;) ;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

*accidentalies your arse*

Mmmm, like a peach.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

what the fuck

KILL IT!!!!
PLEASE!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

Is it wrong that I would sex her?

I think it's the tattoos.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

i would...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

\o/

and also: I used to when she had some meat on her.

More tattooed women fancying people please. That aren't emos.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

ooh and this, muchly

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McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

^ this

and how long have her top canine teeth been missing?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

There was a girl in the queue in front of me

today in McDonalds and she had great tattoos all up just one arm.
Petite, short hair, polka dot dress. She caught me looking and showed me them.
I nearly melted right there.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

if you get laid, take pictures or it never happened

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

Haha.

WIth this girl or just in general?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

that's the spirit mate

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

i fucking love tattooed birds

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

I'm going to get my first tattoo on the 24th.

\o/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

Yaaaaay- they're addictive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

marvellusly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

Best pain there is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

i always come out feeling like i want ti fight a mutant alligator

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

I always feel strong, horny and in need of a cigarette and a pint.

Strong's a big one though. Goodness knows why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

thats exactly it

the urge to fight or fuck an alligator whilst smoking and drinking

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

Yes, exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

I can't wait.

I've wanted one for so long but not seen anything I like enough. Untill now...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

Well have FUN.

Take a chocolate bar. Don't get drunk or do drugs. If you need to stop at any point, ffs say so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

^this with big 'uns chap before me when i got my last one threw up all over the artists

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

Hahahaha, I saw a guy blow chunks

as he was getting his chest done all over the artist's head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

Yes Cap'n!

I'm going with two mates. One of whom I fancy the pants off. Bad idea?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Possibly, you could hurl or faint.

Outside chance though. My mate faints every time and he's got *counts* 6? 7?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

I was thinking more along the lines of,

if anything happens between us and it goes sour, I may always associate the tattoo with her. I'm not really the fainting or vomitting type.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Oh, also that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

choo getting?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

A jesus fish,

with legs and Darwin in it. On the inside of my fore arm.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

ah yes, had one of those on the back of my car for years now

needs replacing, the wind friction hasn't been too kind on it... now it just looks like a legless fish!

er... a fish!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Ah yes,

there's a van down the road with that on it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Hell yeah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

i may have a job soon if i do i'm getting my preacher tat:)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

Let me see it if you do.

OH HELL YES. You awesome boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

if i get the job you'll see it at the bash f'real

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

:O Seriously?

You are the bomb, my friend. I'll buy you a pint.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

sounds good to me :)

www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/genesis.png

i'm getting this one

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Ohhhh yes. Excellent choice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

i'm going to have chat with the artist and see if can get it made to look like a sailor jerry style

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

Oh my!

This I've got to see.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

actually is there anyone on here who'd be good at the designing you think?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

I can draw on me and pretend it's a tat?

ALSO: I AM MAKING RICE AND KIDNEY BEANS. OMNOMOMOMOMOMOMO. Whilst listening to Toroidh too - for extra obscure points.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

Bleurgh, beans.

Unacceptable.

I haven't had dinner, not hungry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

*heartbroken*

I NEEDS PROTEIN N SHIT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

Make a stencil of some shape, then take some sandpaper to it.

Fairly painful, but supposing you don't do it too deep it will only be temporary.

*may not be good advice*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

Chicks dig scars dood.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Do it then.

You could probably make a stencil out of one of your black and white painting things.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE COOKED THE BEANS

Kidney beans are poisonous raw O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

THEY'RE SORT OF COOKED. I'M NOT TOO WORRIED IF I POISON MYSELF.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

You're my hero.

^.^

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

I DEFY BEANS.

I DEFEYE BEENZ
I DEAF EYE BEEZ
I DEAF AYE BEE
I DEF YE BEE
I AM BEE

I got bored so I skipped a few steps. BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M TOTALLY A BEE AND THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME. I probably shoot lasers too which is also awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

EMO!

Ps: I pretty much agree with your sig ¬¬

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

if you got them out of a can they're already cooked

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

This guy knows his beans

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

studentz

lolz

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

i checked with my housemate who is the hugh fairly-long name

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Ow well that's completely taken the danger out of dinner.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

I'd nob her.

I'd put a johnny on and everything, but she's still nobbable

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

Oh yeah defintely,

maybe a black sack.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

A french tickler

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

The ladies prefer it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

Oh aye

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

"nobbable"

is officially my Favourite Word Of The Night now.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

I like a girl with tattoos

just not, erm... prison tattoos :D

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McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

Pussy.

;)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

hehe

yup, that's me!

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McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

Hahahah!

Hey mate, how's everything going?

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

hey! amy is ace.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

I'll click THIS ok?

Because I want to keep compo-likings to a minimum and it'd be pointless to return one to me because I'm not entering ;]
*click*

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

what the fuck are you babbling about?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

Something not concerning you, possibly why it doesn't make sense to you.

It was a comment to urbane legend, if you notice.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

i demanded he click my compopost earlier.

he declined.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

Mainly on the grounds that I didn't see it, and was busy digital painting :P

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

don't give me your excuses.

*flounces out*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

What CAN I give you?

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

i'll click your reply then.

*does so*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

Hahahah

alright then :]

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Ahhh back when she was fit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

i like that.

who's the shady bastard in the background?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

Me, in my lucky blue coat.

dunno, it was part of the source image.. from google images last year, I think.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

That's great :D

I'll have to click this one too.

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ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

BEWARE COWARD

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Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

what? hahahahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

what?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

qué? hahahahhahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

что? хахахахахахаха

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Ckxz Pozlkxzvz

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

무엇? kekekekekekeke

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

oh no you didn't

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

*struggles to remember hangeul alphabet*

Mu/mo eos/eot...I think

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

Qu'est-ce que c'est? haw he haw he haw he haw he haw he haw he

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

what? hahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

I'm RISing here!

Edit: I mean what? hahaaaaaa

(Northern Lovely, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

that's my new sig sorted then

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

something odd has happened here

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Shirley Bindun?

(Northern Lovely, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

fucking brilliant.

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Oo thanks :)

And thankyou Muu. I saw your Abbey Road comment after I'd shopped this and thought 'doh!'

(Northern Lovely, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

arf

i know, that's why i was so pleasantly surprised :-P

just when you thought everything had bindun, you know?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

oh now THERE's one i haven't seen yet

so easy, and yet so fantastic... woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

wow!

very nice!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Abbeylution!

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Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Very nicely done indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

haha thats brilliant

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

In that case,

Swap Lennon and McCartney.

(Glomp Fuck, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Very Soggy

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

HAHAHA!!!

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McBadger COW, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Stil revising for my degreee. . . .

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

What a fucking awful compo.

Really fucking shite.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

it could be worse

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

The Emperor's Clothes of music

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

all you need is aspartame

aspartame road
everybody's got something to hide cept for me and my aspartame
aspartame's silver hammer
aspartame onion
dig a aspartame
let it aspartame
mean mr aspartame
she loves aspartame yeh yeh yeh

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Is it aspartame that makes all sweetener taste of bleach?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

aspartame makes bleach taste like sweetner if you add enough

yum

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Devil man, devil man trying to kill me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

That's sodium hypochlorite

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

probably

tasty thing isnt it!

(sludgebucket, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

the worst is lo-salt

makes all your food taste like stomach acid

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

I've never tried it.

I don't really do salt, unless I have an eggy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Yeah. I only ever put salt on egg. I'm not even sure why I do it.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Tastes less like diluted fart, then.

I like eggs, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

what about vegetables?

potatoes especially. and pasta?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Nope. Only pepper. Lots and lots of pepper.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

This.

Or garlic pepper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

i'm a big fan of both

and pepperocinio

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

i have a blood pressure of around 160psi

i have very little sense of smell so i have to salt the fuck out of food to be able to taste it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Is that good or bad?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

oh very very bad

160psi is the same pressure as is used in pressure washing :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Fuuuuucking hell.

So basically, don't pierce you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

not ever again...

/got a nipple piercing torn throughby a psychotic rugby player

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

Aaaaaaahahahahahaha. Ahhhh.

I used to have both pierced, long ago. I got one caught on...well, that's not important, but I almost lost one. BASTARD FUCKING HELL that hurt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

yup... the hurt a lot

the next most painful experience in my life was getting it pierced

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

Also, yes.

There are worse ones though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

worst was?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

Not one you could ever have.

That's all you need to know. And my bloody word, I'm very glad I was stoned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

I had possibly one of the worser ones yesterday.

The part where the alien bursts through the rib cage in Alien, like that but with your anus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

Not technically a piercing.

Unless you were lacking in an anus before.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

I thought we were just talking about painful experiences in general.

Hadn't had a shit for three weeks, had to take fairly drastic measures. One step away from drinking mercury and trying to force it out under sheer weight.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Bloody hell.

Right, time for a lesson in futility, assembled congregation.

Jeru, go to the doctor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

NEVER!

Also I don't think it was anything dietary, I believe it may have been some form of anal fissure or tear which was stopping dilation.

A doctor no doubt would have just prescribed a laxative which would have then made me prolapse my entire large intestine out of my arsehole.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Noo they do an endoscopy

and then I can't remember. My mum had some kind of intestinal tear thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

Well if you go up to them and say you've ripped your anus then they probably would.

But I'm fairly sure I had an almost identical thing about 4 years ago, I think it comes from trying to release about a weeks worth of food in one go, and I just got prescribed a fibre drink.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I'm worried.

Not that you give a shit, but I am.

Whoops, pun totally not intended.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

I should be alright now, I think, at least for the time being if not.

There was literally a Hidenburg sized occurance, and that's saying alot seeing as my stools are always fairly large, but it was using a process I don't like using for various various reasons.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Unless you really need to get some grime off something

and don't mind the bloodstains.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

As long as it was a grimy red something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

If only I could say what I was going to say.

But I think it's a bit too far.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

Oh come on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

160PSI FUCKING BLIMEY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

(this may be hyberbole for comic effect)

its still very high though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Are there any sweeteners that aren't cock?

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Cock's better than sweeteners.

Various forms of rape are better than sweeteners.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Apparently I should cut down on refined sugar

But I've never had anything other than refined sugar that doesn't leave a chemical smear on top of my cuppa, and make it taste like shite. Other than honey, and vanilla syrup... both of which are too overpowering.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

I use that light sugar stuff.

Lilac and white packet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

I've tried that.

It's lighter in weight than normal sugar. It's not that bad really, from memory. I guess that's the best there is.

Can't they kill endangered animals or something to make something better. I'd put babbie stem cells in my tea if it tasted good.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

What we need is some real life pope tears.

But not this pope. This pope is bad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

I'm actually not that annoyed with the image challenge

More annoyed with the result. Bheggars stealing it in injury time. "Next goals the winner"

Anyway, league is still ours. WATP. And I'm far too drunk.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

yes

I'm still raging, because i thought we'd sneaked it. Bit disappointed at the lot of them getting involved at the end like that. Bunch of fannies. I turned the game off right on the final whistle, so i missed it all, but just saw some of it and I'm still not sure why weir and caldwell got red cards... wasn't that bad. there were a few punches thrown elsewhere that will likely result in some retrospective reds. So, basically, we could be fucked for the next few games.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

They showed a bit of the fracas after the highlights on Setanta. I'd gone right out for a smoke on the final whistle, and it had cut for adverts anyway. It seemed as if it started with McManus and Bazza, and after that everybody jumped in. I had thought a few times in the game their lot were going to get red carded, they were losing the plot.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

mcmanus punched ferguson, not sure what ferguson did, but i think he may have spat at mcmanus

caldwell seemed to try to punch weir, while weir had him round the throat. novo and mcgeady apparently had a tussle, while mcdonald wanted to fight anyone. that's all i could glean from the shit youtube video posted by some excited scumtic fan.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Link?

Or I should probably go and sleep it off. I'll hear it all at work tomorrow. All the septic fans that haven't been septic fans until they win will no doubt be all around me tomorrow rubbing it in. But fuckem, they're willing nothing this season, they hate their manager, and their players are shite.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

it seems to be mostly a bit powderpuff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvfX9Rs_Sc

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

they could have at least made an addendum

"Absolutely No Usage of Abbey Road."

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

I made a picture tonight

but I'm not posting it until the torrent of excrement which is the Fab Four has subsided.
I loathe the fucking Beatles.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

i made the funniest picture evar

but i'm not going to post it now because of this compo.
every one of us loses.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

That made me snort.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

Oh dear

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yes! A good post! *covets*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

TONIGHT WE DARN IN HELL!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

haha i like this :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

get to fuck

*glowers*

*mutters about it being a deserved win*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

good luck on winning anything with a knobbled goalie :D

Hail hail ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

ah we'll be fine

from what i've heard, he can use his cock until his leg gets better.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

tee hee!

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enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

That is one prolific sock.

Act on sock. Act on.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

hahahahhaha

YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Nice!

This give me an idea :)

A-meano acid :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

You could have aminoguanidine

Guanidine contains a group called an aminal. . . .which sounds like animal. . . . so it would be like the pepperami of amino acids.

/geek

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

^ Geek

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Oof!

Tetravalent nitrogen alert!

/chemistry pedant

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Sorry,

you'd prefer the alternate form of the zwitterion?
/also does chemistry

Better?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Add the charges then

/fucked 12 years of chemistry off in favour of music. I recommend it,

Edit: Oh, you did. However, NH₃⁺, I think.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

You're right.

Boy is my face red?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

hahaha

:)

/used to work for ACDLAbs*, and had to do all this shit every day blog

*fantastic mol drawing, IUPAC naming, etc., software *hopes for more commission*

E&OE

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

MOTHERBITCHER CALLED ME A HO AND I AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT YOU SONOFABITCH.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

haha!

nicely...

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enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

This happened prior to rendering it. Pretty much also sums up my feelings when i thought i lost my dissertation after bsod!

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

you look suprisingly like leonidas

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

im revising A2 psycholgy....

tisnt fun
i hate revising
im shite at it =[

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

psychology

easy
Try revising a chemical engineering degree ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

not so much....

yea im takin chem at uni next year...fun fun fun

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

I wanted to do chem

love organics
But its easier to get a job with chem eng

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

i love organics

seem to be better at the physical stuff...o well

i like drawin molecules...

and how random discussin chem on b3ta...

i dont get to talk chem anymore =[
my friend dropped it cuz she failed module 4...damn her

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I like making fire

and nasty acid and alkalines - tis fun :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

I once made an orange mushroom cloud in the lab

I heated up conc acid to about 50'C, then added it to some orange solution. . .huge puff of smoke which resulted in mushroom cloud around the ceiling.
It stayed there for 1 minute, everyone was watching, then it went clear.

I shat myself!

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

SWEEEET!!!!!!!!!

All we got to do was leave some benzene for a few mins with the top off
Then lob a match on it - big fire!
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Yeah, finding jobs for chemistry sucks

Especially if you're a new graduate. Everyone wants experience, nearly got a job at pfizer had i more than 1 years experience :(

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Im gonna go into pharm

but more in teh production side of it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

i'm doing a chemistry PhD next year

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

A friend of mine does psychoology at degree level

I always wonder what you do with a psychology degree?

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Psychiatry presumably.

Well one of the old fashioned ones which wear tweed jackets and sit in little offices stroking their beards.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

You go on to do a Psych Research PhD like me

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Are you my friend Emily?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

i'm just recovering from a 25 hour day writing a biblical scholarship essay

i felt drunk on tired this morning

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

oh that sounds like fun

why would u do that lol

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Ahh that's what it was about.

What course are you doing for christ's sake?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

philosophy and biblical studies

this one was on the reliability of ancient source texts

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Philosophy AND biblical studies?

That sounds like studying fire and ice or something. I would have thought it would be classed as theology.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

yeah its dual honours

its the most interesting combination i can imagine

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

Pure Maths and Theatrical dance?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

...

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

invisibeatle

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

Oh now that's good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

*bows*

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

so is the original version osf "the tide is high"

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

Oh noooo you slut, I had Duran Duran in my head.

I was happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

Get on cr3's search sitE

and Grab iT!. You wioll be HAPPIER

in fact: sneakmove.com/audio/sotd/the_paragons-the_tide_is_high.mp3

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

Laaater.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

i'm sure it's bindun.

but good none the less.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

spoil sport

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

It has:

www.b3ta.com/board/8292229

but it's a great idea...

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enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

Is anyone else having this bug in firefox?

Click for bigger (88KB)

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

~~firefox~~ real life

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

You need to install CadBlock

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

Hahahah!

I love that word.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

Erg. I've had to turn my music off completely.

Apparently eyehategod is too bass-y for people to sleep through. Now i'm bored.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

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