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[challenge entry] oh yes indeedy
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# lady old saggy whore
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# have we met?
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# not you silly
Madonna
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] compo pea-time
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# lol eye-rhymes ftw
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# LOOT
that was it. I was trying to remember a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# remember what?
don't just throw letters at me, whether in word format or not.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Fuck!
What?

Well the last four letters you threw at me spelt fuck.



(remember your rewritten lyrics)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# did they?
and, oh right. are you recording it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# You wish.
No, I was just trying to remember.

Spaced. Scrabble. Tim and Daisy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# doh, oh yes
sorry. i thought my last four letters actually spelt fuck.

well, bad news i'm afraid. I'm off to water the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I'll live, I'm off out to eat dinner I haven't cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I'm cooking a pasta bake
I rule.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I have no idea what my mate's cooking.
Pasta bake sounds good though, I could use some comfort food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# comfort food =
roasted garlic smooshed from its skin, added to cream, parsley and saffron and stirred through cooked pasta shells. oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# where's the meat?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# you could add some shredded roasted chicken
if you wanted. but it works well without.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# comfort food=
peppers, chillis, onion, bacon, garlic, cooked in butter in a sauce pan, when they're done, add rice, water, curry powder, tomato puree, salt and chicken stock. boil until rice is ready. allow a minute to cool then add cheese and pepper. not classy and it feels like you eaten a cannon ball but nothing fills you up in a happy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Why not a Bacon Pass?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# She's a lady! Whoooa-eee-ooooo-eeee-ooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# *kills it*
*with fire*

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# huzzah!

/obligatory 1st tablet use image
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# that gaarah in your profile is ace
Congratz also.
My friend also approves.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *applauds*
Woo! and there's some SMASHING stuff in your profile!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# thanks!
and that was all with a mouse and paint!
hopefully i can get used to this tablet soon
feel like a mong right now
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# well, I only use my tablet for
I only use my tablet forisketch C]:0D

I prefer pixelling with a mouse *shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# you get used to them very quickly
especially for illustrator. i can't use any of my drawing stuff with out it now. which pad did you'm get?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# cheapy one
wacom bamboo tablet
small, but good for my 1st
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# that's aces.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# TABLET HOOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Love beads?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# They're ok.
Ladies prefer pearls.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Pink pearl necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# bead model? HP? Ising? hexagonal lattice?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
#
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# 0_0
terrifying stuff, but woo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# woo
this is brill.
needs more replies!
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# bought this at the weekend
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# you have to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# daft eejit
the mail were giving it away free
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# this is good
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# was funnier in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# OMG
I'm photoshopping a snake right now!

Also: Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i really dont get your sig, what does BMP? stand for?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# bitmap
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# surely it would have a dot before it in that case
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# forgive him, he does not know the ways of the file types.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# oh it confuses me so!
oh well **stops caring**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Well yes, it should.
But then I'd have to call it .WMP, really.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# mystery solved, good job scooby
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Snakes on a plain?
Also 3 ignores in 3 new threads!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Congratulations.
Who? and why?
I can't see any reasons to block people..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I wish would Rob would alter the profiles
to show how many people are ignoring them.
I would like to know how many are ignoring me



/edit: I always ignore people who post flashing (spakky) images
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Because that would make people cry.



edit: i see.
edit: No i don't. Thats silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] weak
nasty


(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# that is most woo
and spaks in time to Sunflower by Paul Weller
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# That's lovely.
In other news... check it out b3ta

by the_rhyme_minister aged 18 and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Happy half birthday!
its my full birthday in 8 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# It's not my Birthday.
It's a friend's. Happy Birthday for 8 days though. If we're both on the board you'll get this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I read it as you were 18 and a half today.
But happy birthday to your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# That looks...



...worrying
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Haha.
My neighbour just came over and she said it looked like her 3 year old daughter had made it. That's chocolate powder on top not burnt.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# i can't fathom why but this looks to me like it could be the calling card of a serial killer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# would be a good one for an arsonist.
He could leave it with all the candles lit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i'm thinking more a guy who kills families like the red dragon
but sends them a cake the day before he kills them while they sleep. maybe with a hand drawn birthday card posted to the police afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i've never seen the red dragon.
/heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I can't fathom it either.
I forgot to ask before, are you signed up for the Randomburn?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# that i am. i need to go buy cds today actually
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I made mine the other day and am chuffed with it.
I was thinking about mixing it but it wouldn't work. I made a tracklist too.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# yeah?
i'm a little worried as to what will end up on mine. I have such a broad taste in music, i've got some very embaressing stuff on here out of context...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Haha I know what you mean.
I'd say mine's an accurate representation of my tastes. I obssessed over the order for ages. I'm happy with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# the order is going to be very difficult for me
can you follow outlaw country with death metal? will french hiphop be enhanced coming out of folk or will it jar? argghgh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
#
I'm quite looking forward to making mine, somebody is going to get a collection of music that defines the word "random" perfectly
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# kids today use the word 'random' strangely.
it scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I will not post my selection of cakes again,
but rest assured they were great :]

And I'd eat that cake anyway
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Someday I hope to be the prolific baker you are.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Someday I hope to be the prolific dictater you are.
:)
No idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Someday I hope to be the prolific spick hater you are.
:)
racist...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# dance bitch dance



edit "i will not let stella go"
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# its cool... we're allowed to swear here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# sorted
thought it was b4 the watershed

pfft
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# ha
like American celebrities on Brittish TV

*swear* *giggle giggle giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# American Celeb: "Am I allowed to 'ass'?"
Presenter: "FUCK, YEAH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# especially on Jonathon Woss
they tend to look scared/offended/thrilled that you're allowed to be lewd on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# bum
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# That's making my eyes hurt
Time for home
Night night all good people
because when vinegar strokes goes to sleep all the other B3tans go to sleep too....
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# that's crazy talk!
and, *yawns*

I feel sleepzpypjfz

zzzz

zzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# BRIDE OF UNEMPLOYED MAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# EDMONDS CAN SEE INTO YOUR FUTURE!
FEAR HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Mua ha ha
I like.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Leave my mate Niel alone!


Click for smaller
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Seamless I know
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# christ! someone's broken john's neck and paul hasn't noticed
(I make this comparison quite a lot actually. two members of a band as the driving force, when they split the technically skilled one creates mediocore drivel and the creative one goes weird)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Same happened
With Red Dwarf.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# good comparison actually
damned good. i do like chris barrie's massive engines though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I was more thinking
The Grant/Naylor thing. One was good at nob-joke type stuff and one was good at the smart and witty stuff. Together, comedy gold. Apart, Season 7 and "The Last Human"...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# oh yes i see what you mean.
the last human was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Meh
When the first few pages were pretty much adolescent fantasy porn, I knew the outlook was bleak.

Not that I'm knocking porn of course.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Both Season 7 and The Last Human were Naylor, though
He had the sense of humour of a dead slug, judging by those unfunny pieces of turd. Grant wrote Backwards, which was good sci-fi in the same way as Hollyoaks is Proust but which was at least amusing.

Probably because he stole half of it from earlier episodes of Red Dwarf, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Yeah, I agree
lets hope Rob and Joel don't stop being mates
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Bored on board.
Photobucket
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hitler from Birmingham
explains a lot.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Nah he was Irish
his real name was Dick 'Tater
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Just don't, ok? he's been through enough


*ninja'd - thanks to manley*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I bet he's saying "LET'S SEX!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# forget the foreplay baby
we can get around to that afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# i've just realised i'm sitting in the university information commons
photoshopping the gayest picture i could find of the hoff... whoever is sitting behind must think i'm odd now...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# turn and face them and try and stare them out
this will confirm their fears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# No, put your hand on their knee under the desk
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Especially if it's a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# would a twitch be good as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# try struggling to focus so that your head hurts physically
and then drool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# When is a twitch bad?
*twitches*
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I find a good stammer scares away strangers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# if you can roll one eye semi-independently thats good too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I can look forward with one eye
and to the side with the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# thats a damn good trick
have you a bog eye or are you a chameleon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I've got a fucked up eye from having my face broken a few years ago.
Also: bye lovelies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ouch :(
byeee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Or just go for the subtle one
And always stare at a point about 2 inches above one of their eyes when you are talking to them.

Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i find 3 inchs to the left of the right ear works like a charm
then you have them looking over their shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# No, just start humming the theme tune to This Morning
really loudly.

Get really into the end bit, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i don't know that one
i could possibly mutter "transformers: robots in disguise" over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# if you don't know the theme to this morning, try Going For Gold
if you don't know that try Flying Doctors... while you hum, look with abject horror into the middle distance... when you get to the end of the song, turn and run like the wind screaming as hard as you can
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Too normal.
Most lads your age love the Transformers.

Rub your crotch really fast whilst asking them what they think of Andrew Marr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Or if you're feeling lazy
Rub your crotch really slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# slowly and insistently rub the crotch whilst saying
"the. wheels. on. the. bus. go. round. and. round. round. and. round. round. and. round." with sharp inhalations every couple of words.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# real work based vocal expression of mirth
to the extent that I had to fake a cough... I'm not sure my colleagues were convinced...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# turn and follow all of the advice within this thread
you'll probably be promoted
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# He certainly has.
Leave him alone, you big bullies!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# 'Hoss'?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# fuck thats better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *ninjas*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# ooo clever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# There were rumours it's going to be called 'strap it on'
which would make your image even better.



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# What is going to be called "strap it on"?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# New AC/DC album coming soon.
They've confirmed they're working on it. And last time it was rumoured they were going to do one it was rumoured to be called that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Nadine Birkett's sister had a shower with Bon Scott
Which put us all off Nadine, since we didn't really want to die.

Of course it might not have been true.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Poor Nadine.
Is that all it takes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Toxic shower sister
Sounds like a good name for a band!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# woo
but this has more than the regulation 3 pubes per bollock
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# "...we give you more
than what you bargained for...."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Silly and Wonderful
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Precisely my aim.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I think this falls into the category
of things I can't believe no one has thought of before.

That's a very good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I was shocked,
but there was nothing to be found.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Ike Han has Westerns?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I think someone's going to have to explain this to little ol' me.
it looks pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# He has messed with the curves?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# have you never had a sexual partner give you a short-focal-length-wavey-road-sign before?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# erm....
..

.. yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# The road is straight but the sign has bends on it ... but ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I was thinking this also
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I keep scrolling down
to see if I can make any more sense of it.

No luck so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# you're messing with my head, you big hippy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Was playing around but got bored and cant be arsed trying to finish it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# sorry old chap
i give up, what have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# messing about with doing "paintin" in a different way from what I normally would do
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# eye see
who is it in the top one, i really am being a bit dizzy today.

edit/ oh, no one in particular just showing off your masterful skills.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# random pbase photo
as it is with a vast majority of my stuff
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# There's something really scary about this.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's because she's foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Marz Attoks

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Keep reaching for the rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# tits in a battle suit!
literally all my dreams have come true.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# And so it begins...
The invasion has started! D:
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# and i for one welcome our new large breasted overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# no aardvarks?
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Take them if you like
I prefer cod anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzomg
thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# What you say?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Wouldn't
* She intimidates me

PS. This www.b3ta.com/board/8305787 deserves more comments (I am still loling)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I agree.
Comment added.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# don't encourage Dave,
it'll only go to his head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Never encourage anyone called Dave.
They're usually up to something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# almost without question
... my lady's dad's called Dave - he's the best one I've met so far. ... although he's usually up to something too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# My dad's called Dave.
And he is always, ALWAYS plotting something.


I've also got two friends called Dave, and they're both naughty monkeys. And two exes called Dave (not the friends) who were also always up to stuff.


Naughty boys, are Daves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Mr Veritas is a Dave
Dave is naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# SEE?!
The Rule Of Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'm a fucking scientist.
*sciences at Prof* Check out my sciencing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I am a Dave
And I'm not up to anything
Honest
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# LLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# your right
I am up to something
but you'll never find out till it's too late
Muhahahaha
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# good
I like surprises
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I might already know.
I might be looking forward to it.

Do your worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# A likely story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# woah... that's the fastest science I've ever seen!
[SCIENCE OVERLOAD]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# You knows it, baby.
Turn around, for you I have extra special science.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *puts on lab coat and kilt*
*adopts science stance*

hit me with it

*slaps own face repeatedly*

I'M FUCKING READY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I've never found you sexier than right now.
I'm going to science you until you can't stand up any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Points
Not as "Science" as Proffessor My Ang Lee
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# More science
due to not having the face and arse of a four year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# a four year old what?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *single tear of joy*
enough of the foreplay - I'm primed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# After this you put the waste paper bin
on your head and we'll go outside and play Silent Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# if I can still walk
you're on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# What about Dave Lee Travis?
It's a fairly large stretch of the imagination to believe he is even thinking.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I reckon he's got one plan.
Just the one. And he thinks it's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# My wife is called Dave

and so are all my sprogs

may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# My wife is called Brett.
And my sprogs are called missing, invisible and LOLIYAMNOTBORNEDYET.

*shoots self in head with air rifle* sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# My cousin did that
but his name was jeremy, not dave
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bamber
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# genuinely your cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# All my everything are belong to you :D
Jolly woo, Jolly Jack :)
I do like your drawings
And not just for their feministic nature ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# She can have all my bass
just leave the rest of my amphetamines please!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I missed those martian girls
What ever happened to the pic of two of them and the chimp in the spacesuit?

Edit: yes, i am serious
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Can I set her on my client please?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I've been speaking to Glasgoblins today.
Bless their cottons, they've all been very difficult and I'd be more angry with them if they didn't have such lovely accents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# YAY
:D

Everyone in Scotlands is worried about petrol. I'm alright - I have a bike.

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm a sucker for a good Scottish accent.
I don't know why it works so well, but it always does. I blame my mum's best mate, I've been around his dulcet Dundee tones for *counts* 19 years or so. Add a kilt and an argument and you may as well just call it porn.

I'm not worried about petrol, I have a bus. Well, it's not MY bus but it picks me up right outside my house so it may as well be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I've lived in Scotland for 10 years
not matter how much whisky I drink I still have a Durham accent... kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Northerner, it'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# awesome!
I'm just good enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I've never been owt but that
and it always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# all though school "[Prof Undercover] would be a freakin genius
if he would just apply at least some of his attention to what we want him to do..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Sounds just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Yaaay :D
Do more of these!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# gah - ya clever tallented bastard
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# This is quite simply one of the best things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# has invader zim had a sex change?
HURRAH!!!
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hell yeah!!
:D

*cleek*

this reminds me a little of unreal2

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Color this now!
Plx
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# dearest darling b3ta
Saw this and thought of you


Cue magenta...
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# For Hanke...



and... eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# well hampton means cock innit
saw that on the orange site and it tickled me so
RIS: Assessment - wear PPE. (nothing to get, just laughing about willies)
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# it does?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# England?
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# England's fightyest nonces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I for one would like to see this television programme made.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'll see what I can do - my Brother works in 'The Industry'
so I'll speak with him tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# the nonce industry?
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# In his world. Just leave it Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# My world
Yeah um England?
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Is that anywhere near um Bongo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Um England, Um England
they drink it in dey Finland
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# gayface ?????
i must have missed it last time, 'cos you were behind me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Gayface lol
AIDS lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# But it's such a very soft material....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# and it smelt like an alpine spring morning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# teddington possibly but not hampton
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Sing along!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Wonderful.

But ... should there be an extra sign at the end which is twice as large as the others ...
or is my memory of the tune completely shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You are my hero
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# this is what I meant to say
but I was too busying laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Um...Er
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *Doffs cap*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Sher-man Sher-man
Sher-man
Sher-man
Sher-man
Sher-man Sher-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Big old tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# 'S not a panzer though.
That's a Russian T34.
/tread head pedant's corner
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# HaHa HaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Ha Haaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Har!!
I licked my monitor just for the off chance of catching your post's awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at a...
Why am I looking at this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Is this the 69 24 24
thing?

Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it really was that funny
"London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London."
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I am aware of that. But as it has bindun
so much I just assumed it was something not seen before and the only thing I could spot was the phone number on the other sign that is vaguely amusing. But only vaguely.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# oh aye
I just went to orange.co.uk for a new phone and it said Hamptons For Sale and it amused me so here we are.
Not exactly side splitting
(synackle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# is it because it says '4 sale' instead of 'for sale'?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Is it because the tops of the railings look like black cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# needs more red tip
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Needs less scraping the bottom of the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Which would be all well and good if the barrel actually had one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Of course it has one.
It must do ...
Mustn't it? ...

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# black penises are barbed as well?
no wonder the ladies love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# barbed for easy entry
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# LOL
yeah mate, wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# OI YOU.
I tried in vain for about five minutes yesterday to get a picture of me giving my little Mighty Thor figurine a kiss on the cheek and failed miserably.

But the thought was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Comp entry

(Rockstar6uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# seams a bit large
*loads gun*
*prepares for imminent deletion instead of edit*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# seams good to me ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hurrah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# lovely knockers
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# His face is freaking me out, man
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# i love this.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oh well, I can't wait until tuesday...
I don't know what went wrong here, but I won't waste a new thread.



(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I demand a repost of this every chance you can be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
OK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I think Heather is
using a lot of hair gel these days...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Bought this the other day, can't see what all the fuss is...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# gaaahhhhhh
'Spangs with disposable spanging pan'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# tsk tsk
don't you care about the environment??

also Ris :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Biodegradable see
they are made of potato starch and old slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Oh GOD
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# S P A N G
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I for one am highly tickled by this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm rissing like an idiot over here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Paris Stilton
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhh
I really must start attending those cheese recognition classes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Oh dear god!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

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