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Jeremy!

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cat-biscuit is back, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

hahahahaha!

i've no idea what beatles connection it has but
hahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

nowhere man

from yellow submarine if i'm not mistaken

that or jeremy from the same film

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

cheers

it's been many, many, many years since i saw it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

don't think

i've ever seen it all the way through

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

i can't recall if i have either

i remember the song about the submarine though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)

that always strikes me as slightly depressive

as why would you want to open your sub hatch whilst underwater to let the neighbours in?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

fish make great neighbours

always return leant cups of sugar, very little noise and if you're ever hungry, well, you never go hungry.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

but if you open the hatch

you drown, doesn't matter how much aceeeeeeeed you've dropped

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

Wathc the Yellow submarine film

He's a nowhere man

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cat-biscuit is back, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

living in a nowhere land

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

making all his nowhere plans

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)

damnit

can't remember the next line, despite having it drummed into me 11 years ago when i learnt to play it on guitar

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

psst...

for nobody...

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

i have no idea whats going on here

but i like it!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

This brings me joy :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

oops

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7356916.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

brilliantly done

*click*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

haha

lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

hahaha!

very good.

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

this is without doubt what really happened.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

ha ha ha ha

nicely done!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

brilliant

story in a picture

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

Damn

You made me Lol.

(Dante licked your nipple on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

cor,

Clars in a glars *click*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

Great!

I've been waiting for this story to be done.
Has anyone taken the piss out of Derren Brown yet?

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

i was looking for that when i stumbled on this

i've still no idea what the brown story is but mr toast said something earlier.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

hahaha

why isn't this on the front page?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

There is nothing about this picture that isn't pure brilliance

This sort of thing is why I came to b3ta in the first place :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

is it obvious enough who paranoid ghost is supposed to be?

its Calvin of &Hobbes fame...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

I like these ghosts.

(EddieEddie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

which ones parnoid ghost?

the stripey cat?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

paranoid ghost is blue.

he isn't terribly paranoid today.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

shit thats either a tiny post box

of a giant orange!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

If it's a giant orange,

God help us all.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

fuckin' huge orange.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

Shit!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

That orange has lice!

Quick, someone get the special shampoo before it's too late for the rest of us...

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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

Yes

but his/her name I know not.

I like your ghosts though, woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

oh look, more 4chan memes creeping into b3ta

just what we need

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

its not a 4chan meme creeping into b3ta

its just an easily recognised silly face. not cos its a meme just cos the face made me laugh.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

It's a 4chan meme.

Creeping into b3ta.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

It's in your site,

raping your children.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)

OH SHI-

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)

but used out of the context of the meme

nowhere do i see "I'm chargin' mah lazors" or "shoop da woop"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

They just couldn't get the hang of it!

lick for bliggy!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

...

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

haha

expected submarine!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

Haha

Nice :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

hahaha

nicely!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

Abby Road + Stripy Thing = Compo Post

(edit: oh arse, well i'm not changing it now)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

FIRST!

Abbey Road

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

cos it's blue stripe?

or d'you reckon it's unintentional irony?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

The ironing is delicious!

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

this makes me half and half

...4 compo posts, 2 singnificant spelling cock ups.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

It's so value

it's missing an e.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

LENNONS TAKEN AN 'E'

:P

edit: I think this must be the pnly variation I didn't do!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

ugh

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

*ughs back*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

definitely the pnly version you didn't do

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

~~pnly~~ Pony

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

maybe it was

the loose 'e' in the sky with diamonds...

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

or some pig 'es'

or dig a pon 'e'
or everybud 'es' got something to hide cept for me and my monk 'e'

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

<spang size="LARGE" weight="heavy" target="enceladus"></spang>

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

oh god

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

I'm looking forward to Wednesday night

- no more fucking abbey road references/images!!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

don't count on it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

ok, people will still make abbey road images

but not to the extent of what's been seen over the last 5 days

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

bye all

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

I wish real-life things made road-runner sound effects.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

Meep!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

Like a car?

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

For endless amusement

Convince your wife to have falsies and slip the plastic surgeon some squeaky toys and a bundle of used 20s.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

Meep meep!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

Made this not too long ago but I'd thought I'd post it.

Click here for the full length (At 2mb, I thought I'd best not post it on the board)
And the BBC Article

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

not nearly enough 'who do you think you are kidding mr mugabe'

woo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

^ this

I thought my sound was fecked for a while!

also needs much less retreating!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

How it really went down that night...

Original idea was John lennon being shot by a small child (missing one leg)

But Lazyness and lack of talent dictated that I should do this in about 5 minutes..

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Jorvic, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

And some of us are glad you did

probably because if you didnt, you seam to like the sort of person who would rape babies

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

Hmm, possibly..

But I prefere the idea that from a young age Heather Mills has been determined to destroy every member of the Beatles

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Jorvic, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

This post was going to be a response of wit rivalling that of Bill Hicks, Graucho Marx, and Woody Allen

but I could really be bothered either

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

pfft!

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

well put

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

haha

its only a matter of time before bill comes to get his jokes back

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

ha!

Leary sucks Satan's cock big style...

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

haha

leary is a cunt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

double umph

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

the sushies?

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)

ITS A FLOOD!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

I have exhausted it

until next Wednesday yippee

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

Hei Jyudo

and Reboryushyun...? Nice double A side.

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

umph

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

I think

Danish Neoclassical sculpture may get a few people ris'ing...

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

You're quite right.

/uncultured

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

dont presume!

i know loads about swedish monocumcumbers me

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

penis AND boobs

gynocomastia is a terrible thing

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

*weeps

DON'T BRING IT UP

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

We all live in a

nnngghhhhhh

(ccc, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Now I'm sorry, but this is

FUCKING GREAT!

Threadjack: Is Yahoo mail missing for anyone?

EDIT: Compo it.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

Just have.

Thank you!

(ccc, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

Hahaha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

hahaha

this is amazing

have many woo's

woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

hahahaha

brill!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

*low-pitch glee-filled "eeee"* :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

Fantastic.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

hahahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

LOL

This is awesome!

(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

Haha, lovely stuff.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

hahaha

best thing ever

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Milkman Dan, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

fucking

ace :D

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

hahaha!

great stuff there.

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

Yay!

Excellent :)

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

heheh

residents.com/RZPhoto/page8/page13/files/page13-1009-full.jpg

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

true kings

of oddness...

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

indeed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve0XrTiFiwo

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

hahaha!

stop-motion Nazi oddness on a stick! I enjoyed that.

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

it's a man's man's man's world

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGknYx4sxQ

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

as W4RW017 put it so succinctly

"this is some trippy shit"!

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

*pfft*

smashing!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

that I love

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

thats ace in everyway :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

Pfffft

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

yay!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

how enjoyously stupid

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

the 80s music scene is all melting together for me

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

hahahahaha.

brilliant.

altho i do like edie better than eddie.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

the dogs lay at her feet

her socks musta been riddled with fleas.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

awesome song

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

This one goes like...

The dogs lay at your feeet, Eddie,
They oiled the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies,
The wind caressed your cheek, Eddie
As the reasons for the carnage cut the meat and lick the gravy...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

It's the monster!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTCP0jk3cX4

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

OH NOES!

TEH COW OF FLOYD-NESS ATTACKS!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

you again!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

MIKE!

*POUNCES*

*RAPES*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

how's brighton?

any more earthquakes?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

good and no!

i missed the last one, i was sitting here talking to a fllow brightoner and b3tan and he went "did you feel that?" and i just thought he was being smutty again.

bloody crap.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

damnit

my earthquake machine's not working

*recalibrates*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

silly cow

you are not 5th beatle

also, if you play yellow submarine backwards you clearly hear the words "the cow is dead"

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Hahahahah yay!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Pfft

I was reading about that album cover the other day (Atom Heart Mother) and was a little disappointed - I thought the picture had some deeper meaning, but no, the guy designing the cover just took a photo of the first thing he came across, as they wanted something mundane.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

That's just how they are.

It's great :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

Not their best album.

but it's more than made up for by the sheer awesomeness of The Division Bell.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

this

is very true!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

hahahahaha

genius!

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

From the same image challenge, I just found this:

I was after it the other day and couldn't find it :P

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

bland pop punk sensation paramore?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

Haha

Very good

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

That's

very nice!

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

Haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

haha!

including Here Comes the Fat Old Sun?

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

tadaaa!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABIHB1uJKQY

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

Yay!

Have a fat old Dave Gilmour:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0YANM9lz4c

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

nice!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W6hBI1SAL4

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Kaiser, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

I like this

and have just done a little click

(ccc, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

it is 3 different people

FACT.

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

one of them is wolverine

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

The fattest one?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

yeah

he also look like tony hancock

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

needs more

4 hancock I think

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

reflections are fun

especially when you make your head a beholder

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

theres a nipple in the middle!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

a boob with eyes!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

And lots of hair.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

never one in all my time did i think my face would be goatse'd

i feel vaugely ill now

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

It's a right of passage, in many ways.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

actually i've just remember a photo from about 2 years back when i goatse'd my own prodigously large mouth...

photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v54/210/48/61110502/n61110502_31380064_883.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

Well at least the hands aren't greased,

that makes it less offensive.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

i personally find the wedding ring the most disturbing part of goatse

and the tanlines in meatspins upset me as well

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

I find meatspin more amusing than disturbing.

Goatse is an entirely different matter.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

life was so innocent before joining b3ta

never heard of goatse before, so didn't see them EVERYWHERE, start laughing in public at something then get looked at like a weirdo when making the mistake of explaining why I've just taken a photo of something vaguely goatse-related on my camera phone.

But those days are gone.

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

hehe

i knew that was you before i looked at the name.

I may be stalking yr profile too much

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

Is it possible to stalk someone too much?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

i do whore myself to anyone who can draw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

handsome bastard

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

jeremy paxman?

rambo?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

I saw this in our local paper

Is it wrong to laugh at such top notch punnery?

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

paedu?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

you know like a paedufile, a child moelster

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

It's the new 'adult' version of Pingu.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

pfffft

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

arf!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

I AM THE PAEDO-FINDER GENÉRAL!

woo!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

i loved monkey dust

"by the power invested in me my mawkish ITV documenteries hosted by Martin Bashir I pronouce you a PAEDOPHILE, bang to rights"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

nothing beats the cottager

he is infact the best character

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

that

was shit

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

it wasn't the best of them sadly.

the best of has been taken off :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

Thank you for sharing that with us.

You're obviously a reader of "The Sun"

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Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

As it happens

If i have to buy a comic I prefer the Mirror, but they're much of a muchness.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

Both are pritty shit.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Both are also

pretty funny if you can take them with the required lakebed of salt.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

nah

the sun hurts my head, it makes me want to go to fleet street with my red pen and an armful of P45s

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

rofl

great letter on the problems page in saturdays sun..i was reading it in the pub and almost fell off my seat laughing, a woman goes to a family party and cop off with some older woman who turns out to be her long lost mother.
fucking brilliant.
i kept ti, i'm going to stick it in a card for a friend. it was a beautiful story.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

heh

the best local headline i saw was on the "Angling Star", the front page said "FREE Pole Pot" i had to double take it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

hahaha.

i liked the viz headline a while back

"free prince cd for eddi reader"

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

Derren Brown?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Hahaha.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

Has no one covered that news story today?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

I don't think so.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

'tis no massive surprise to me

but then I've worked with the bloke.

The Sun's headline: 'I'm a Mind Bender'. Grooooan.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Is that what they put? :D

wonderful

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

wow a dodge nitro!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

FITTED KITCHENS

SALE NOW ON

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

No, you miss the point!

There's a SALE on kitchens!

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

like a kitchen boat?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

Possibly....

But if you need a kitchen on your boat, now's the time- there's a sale on!

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

*swooshes hand over head*
*simultaneously making zwooosh noise*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

For people who REEEEEALLY wish they were American. Wankers.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

^This

A LOT

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

Was the word peado

already on the paper or was it drawn on

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

why're you asking me?

paedo*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

I dont know

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

That's in the photo not written on the paper

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

did he go with a pif paf poof?

/so sorry

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

I still remember

a dreadful pun on the front page of The Sun when they caught someone suspected of murdering gay men: "Is This the Fairy Liquidator?"
They really have no shame...

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

good god!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

hahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

The telltale sign...

was his lovely soft hands.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

Hahahaha

The only mediocre of respect I have for the Sun is for the unerring ability to come up with pun headlines for ANY story.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

Hahahah brilliant!

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

Part frog, part snake, all woman.

Click for vast

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

you are prodigy69

fivepoundclaim

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

Hahahah!!!

:D

The teeth were a last minute addition ^_^

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

www.thoraxcorp.com/flasher.gif

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

It won't load,

but I can tell by the filename what you're trying to do :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

i'll give you a tenner

if you take your clothes off, dance eroticly and sing "hello" by lionel richie.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

chucking your money about?

for a tenner I'd give you Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to say I Love You" with a daffodil sticking out of my bum

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

I'd do that for free.

No wait...

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

cor! i'm like the morrissey-esque touch at the end there.

deal!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

you can make anything morrisey-esque

just play it at three quarters speed
So I'm a bit short of cash right now, what would I have to do for £100?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

hhmmmm

make a big clay lionel richie head and do naughty things with it whilest singing "private dancer" by tina turner and wearing high heels and make up and a tina turner style mullet.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Clay lionel richie...ok

naughty things...ok
private dancer...ok
high heels...ok
make up...ok
mullet... NFW baby, deals off

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

bugger!

i knew the mullet was a step to far, i pushed you too hard!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

i could perform "anything for Love" by meatloaf

wearing a kilt and bollock weights for £3.80

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

is it me you're looking for?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

ALWAYS!

*rapes*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

nonono

~~rape~~ surprise sex

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

surprise group sex maybe?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

so few people truly understand the wonders of being made airtight

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

fill out form 23.b

sign here
here
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_{_{_{_{_{_{AND HERE!

.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}And you can have your five pounds

_{_{in 12 working weeks!}}

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

It has Sauron eyes.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

SHE has Sauron eyes.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

It.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

YOU have sauron eyes

/conjugation 101

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

SO'S YOUR FACE

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Sauron Cat hears you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

I predicted this! :D

woo!

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Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

you are a prophet! AICMFP

_{and i love the look on Sauron Cat's face, so i will PR everytime lord of the rings is mentioned}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

On that note...

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

this is brillig

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

"Twas brilling [insert rest of poem]"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Orly?

Optimised to buggery!
Cfb!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

**gets killing hammer** frankly thats disturbed!

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

Quick! Kill it!

Before it escapes!

*Grabs a shovel*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

GRIN BACK

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

It's almost Hypno-Toad-ish

Woo.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

Bionic?

...and a short announcement:

B3ta has a number of talented artists with an eye to the amusing and controversial as shown in the The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes. Also as shown by the Question of the Week members are extremely good at the story telling side.

My plan is to combine the two into a comic book format.

* Members are to gaz me to get further details on formatting.
* There is a minimum of a single page - but have no fear there are 2/3 panel options on the layout.
* Members are allowed to collate their talents - e.g One draws the other writes.
* Deadline for the artwork is Friday 27th June 2008
* Members may submit more than one comic.

There!

Any question please gaz me - my user name is Random Image.

If you like the idea please click 'i like this' to let other members know who may be interested!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

Cool idea!

The extent of my comic prowess isn't worthy though.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1207675805/catcomic.gif
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1207586141/sadcomic.gif

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

^ this

but i shall give it an attemp nonetheless.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

Tescos Value Pillow.

I like these.
:D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

You have the writing skills though!

I don't have the art side, but i managed this: 3MY#1 - Alone

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

cor thats ace

are claiming that you can't art based on that? because you're rather amusingly wrong

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

Wrongmusing if you will.

Amuong?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

Amusong?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

Among us?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

ONE OF US

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

will your server take the load

I've tried 4 times but your site isnt responding! 404!

also what themes?....Sci-Fi?......Arty?.....Comedy?....

(dont say anytheme we want to do!)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

Whatever theme you wish!

Pesonally I have always been a 200AD fan as well as Alan Moore!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

we had this before...only it was a book run by The Goat (iirc)

so I spect plenty of people have artwork left over...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

Ridiculous.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

i like this though i'm not sure my skills are good enough.

unless its this manner of badger you're looking for:

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/62905/1206973075/drchristscience.gif

incidently how do i do CFB?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

All skills wanted!

That way we get a good mix!

Some may have the skilz but not the hummous

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

I have neither:

www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/daddywork.jpg

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

well... sounds cool then

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

delete system32 etc..

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

In the pooper.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

Sounds interesting.

Whatever happened to The Goat's attempt to do this? Did it ever get finished?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

I think it failed

because it was 1 continuous story with bits from different people
instead of a compilation of unrelated short comic strips

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

^this^

people didn't keep the ball rolling and it became too much of a management nightmare

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

Oh, like you haven't thought it...

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

But but but but but... I haven't D:

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

U HAV

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

no... no i haven't....

you bad bad twisted man

_{amidala though... phwoar...}

*clicks*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

*leafs through little book of such things*

nope, i haven't.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

i had

but mine was far less able to drink coffee.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

*clicks*

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

my god this is sexy

*RAPES THREAD*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

hahaha!

I always knew he had a dark side...

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enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

That's.....

quite something

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

FUCKING HELL!

KILL IT HARD WITH STICKS!

Woo!

Hello all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

OH SNAP!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghhghgh!

too much fear for one man to take.... *watches his sanity run away screaming*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

looks like a Daleky thing

images.google.com/images?q=dalek+sec&btnG=Search+Images&um=1&hl=en&safe=off

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

dalek sek has penises on his head

and is not scary

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

Sadly true

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

safesearch off?

naughty naughty

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

my god that makes me so hot

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

woo

and yay

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

Very Cyriak.

ED: Dammmn I like my new theme
www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/desktop.jpg

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

it's a fake

studio in nevada!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

Good...

But it'll never be as good as mine.
img.skitch.com/20080421-gpjm34n452fjyjg7tdsuwk8j4t.jpg

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THAT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

YOU'RE WRONG!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

BUT SO RIGHT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

LOL DONT YOU MEAN SHITE?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

YOUR MOUTH SAYS NO, BUT I SAY YES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

YOUR BUM SAYS NO

BUT MY COCK SAYS "SURPRISE"

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

YOUR MUM SAYS NO, BUT YOUR DAD SAYS YES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

WELL HE WOULD WOULDN'T HE

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

haha

no wai?
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/desktop.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

*high fives*

Needs less windows though.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

until my laptop borked a few months ago i had the pretty osx skin on windows :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

SO MANY ICONS ON THE START BAR. SUCH AN UGLY BLUE THEME. *explodes*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

Flute fingers!

Do they make music when you blow them?

(Jokel, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

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