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#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ...there's something very wrong and very funny about you.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# and by baltimore you mean
your mothers corpse?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# IT'S CALLED A EUPHEMISM.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# no, THAT'S amoré
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I like your drawings.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ive had 1 too many whiskeys
to be able to see or read this
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# that is the correct number of whiskeys, WELL DONE!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# you lucky bastard.
i wish i had.

also, japanese whiskey now in tescos, £25.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# ooooooh
must try!

is it any good?

im drinking 18 year old glenfiddich yummy!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# dunno
only found out they had it the other day.

i'm off to spain at the weekend so i'll be loaded up with duty free when i get back, so it'll have to wait.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I like these.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Baltimore
and so you remind me

Time to watch The Wire
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# A delicious turn. Things have taken a turn for the delicious.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Jaysus
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha,
brilliant as ever.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# arf!
and goodnight.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# see you tomorrow!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Bubblehead!
Hello mate. How's you?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# a bit panicky
my company is in shit street so i'm looking for a new job
but i'm trying to break into computer arts type stuff and have no idea where to start
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# wanna start a creative agency?
in Oxfordshire? Can help for silly salary and stock options.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# it'd be a bit of a commute
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i don't mind
i'd get in early and get the hot drinks and buscuits ready
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# start one in lincolnshire
it's where all the cool kids hang out
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
hang out shag their siblings
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# don't knock it till you've tried it!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# have you seen my sisters?
not gonna happen matey
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# that's what dark nights are for
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# pffft
no dice to lincolnshire
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# bah
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# yay
reminds me of the frog i done,

do it to all their heads in sequence, now...bitch
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# after you
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# nah
i'm well tired tonight, can barely focus
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# awww
i can just imagine ringo's deflated head falling in a river somewhere and choking a swan to death...

*sigh* EDIT: like a child's helium balloon that has lost its helium, floated back to earth into said river, only to be consumed by a member of the cygnus family...who then dies.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
sorry?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# the one man bandwagon continues ;)
nicely tho :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# well, hardly 'one man'
it's this weeks challenge, what what?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i was referring to your little abbey road bandwagon
not all the beatles stuff as a whole.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# aha
yeah, i can't get past this tired old b3ta cliche

mainly because i've got all the layers sorted in photoshop, so i want to get my money's worth
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yeah i saw you give that excuse last night ;)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hahaha what the FUCK?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I hate the 'touch-take' rule.
Woo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# bloody pop-ups
%~
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Community aid abroad's new program was met with mixed reviews.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *touches*
*gets aroused*

*becomes a public enemy*

*gets murdered my concerned parents*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahah what!?
*click*
I like this, but I am confused.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# couldn't eat a full one

/ac
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT QUIET ONES?
/ac

I was going to type "What about an empty one?"
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# theres no point you'll only be hungry again in half an hour
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Free asian child? must be an advertising Gimmick
woo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Thanks but have you got one in a different colour?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I want a teenage brown one.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Works for Madonna.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# No, no , no.
That's not how these things work.
The winner is the last one to stop touching them.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# so its a child abuse marathon?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Like Soggy Biscuit but with an Asian child.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I like the way this has been done
although I have no idea what it means.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] THE BOATLES LOL

BOAT LOL
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha they are drowning
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I want to believe.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# no...
...just waving
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# BOAP!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# pft.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ROFL
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# caps lock stuck?
or are we entering the GAY shift?

woo to the pic btw
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# WUT?
LOCKFAGS DON'T KNOW ABOUT MI PINKI
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# CRU
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# HANDS UP GUNS OUT REPRESENT
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# MOFAHA, DID YOU HEAR THE CHEVY CHASE RAP YESTERDAY?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# HE WILL BE SORELY MISSED.
 
:, (
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# no, not really
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I'm so upset about it I'm not eating or sleeping.
 
I'm lost without him, really I am
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Totally.
I mean, we've joked about it so many times that now it's actually happened I just don't know what to do.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha
is that genuine?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# CRU 4 LYFE
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# HOLD EM PINKIES HIGH, STICK STICK EM IN YER EYE
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# WERD
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Gay shift is always lurking in the shadows.
Ready to pounce.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Scum and villainy welcome
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# oh yes
this is aceness.
the best of the series so far!
*clickclickclickclick*

edit: you should perhaps mention the excellent charleston music to be heard in the cantina.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I was thinking that I might do a 1950's style poster
for the cantina next.
:)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# or toulouse lautrec style!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# not Kamino or M... Mus... the lava planet from Sith?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# AWESOME
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# fucking nice
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING WOO!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# gorgeousness
*clicks*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# splendid
the board's turned into a travel agents.

challenge idea?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ^that
and ^ the other
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i was looking at war time properganda posters the other day
reckon there's some mileage in those too.

maybe a redo a posters challenge but strictly no post 1940's films.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# there's legs to this one
but they're the legs of an old person with varicous veins and arthritis

basically i don't know any pre-1940's film names off the top of my head :p
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# exactly
that takes care of the billion film poster entries.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# that's another angle I was thinking of doing
perhaps a few austerity posters, or careless talk etc.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# definitely worth a look
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Like this?








(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# pretty much.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# what are you suggesting?
that people actually think about their challenge entries for once???

although i forsee a handful of ^ those, and a shedload of TOAP postcards
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# good point
but there may be a few gems.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# it's a good idea
and will inspire thought from the creative folk on here.

if it does get done i also forsee me getting pissed off with that cunt who made the same scouser joke with his capital of culture images (and the other ones like him who i've not got on ignore)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# nice idea.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# You, sir
are a genius
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ha! Wonderness :)
Beautifully parodied. Clickety-click :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# :D
detail, but not too much detail. If only george lucas had your wisdom when preparing to release episodes 4 - 6 on dvd
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# thanks
I was unsure about how much detail to go for, so I'm glad you like it.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i think the balance was just right
like the jawa triangle just poking out on the side, but mostly hidden :o)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ashually
the DVDs are quite good, as they've got the original UNEDITED versions on.

i quite liked the '97 remasterings, but the additional changes are much of the gay
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i was most livid when i watched return of the jedi
and saw the young, rubbish face anakin above the funeral pyre at the end. The closest I've come to throwing something at the telly AAAAAGHHH THE FURYY
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# all of the above!
this is truly great and gets a sock click
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# the best kind of click!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Absolutely woo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# WOO! these are most fucking excellent.
i'm thinking of planning a romantic weekend at the bespin cloud city, but i need to see some more marketing before i decide.

:D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I like the skiing one best so far.
 
woo!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# still genius
i hope these get made for real real
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Introducing: lolhats
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# showing lolhats: the exit
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ^this times twelvety
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# in my head, the hat makes the noise
nneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# very "early Disney"
nice
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i choose to take that as a compliment :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# it's the intention
so good :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i know
*mwah*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# sorry to tj a little
did i miss something in the news about derren brown?

edit - sheesh how rude of me, the picture is all of the aceness
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# He's dead.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i can't find anything but he's done something by all accounts
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# oooh
gorgeous
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# oooooh pretty
woo yay
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# STORM THE GATES!
**does so**
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# very pretty
like those 1920s London Transport posters...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# that's what it's based on.
i love them too.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# that's the one
'tis a thing of beauty
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# lovely!
*fancies a cup of Yorkshire Tea*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ooh, me too.
*puts kettle on*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# fucking ace
really fucking ace
not just a tracing, this has style

lovely
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# This is gorgeous
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# oooh rather!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Nice style
I like it :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i think i speak for everyone when i say 'fan-fucking-tastic'

everyone me
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# this is very nice
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Very nice!
looks a little like an early ladybird book ("see John run, see Janet reload" ...and so on)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# see spot run
run spot run
here comes janet
with her gun gun gun
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Mwuah ha ha!
Exactly :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it's only a model
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# haha
i have tromped your l'oeil
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# your muzza was an amster and your fazzer smelt of elderberries!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Nice
Great work.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Defender of the Realm on NES
"That night thieves break into your treasury and steal half your gold"

Nice pic :-)

now CATAPULT IT!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i have no idea what you're talking about
but i am swept up by your enthusiasm \o/
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# That looks very much like a youth hostel I stayed in, in Ireland a couple of weeks ago
Possibly the weirdest place ever. Apparently it's haunted, but they failed to mention that until I'd stayed a night alone on the top floor.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# awwwww
 
that's a lovely style!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Cor!
Gorgeous :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Is this Blarney?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# bandwagons, ho!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahahah ace
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
although this hasnt yet loaded
im paying to your god its not a 50ft woman post


this made me do a real lol!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# more a reference to political badnwagons
lets hope they are not jumped upon
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# all bandwagons are shit
but this is actually funny, have a click!

*click*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha! brilliant.
*clicks.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# pfft
I expect he got something from Edwina too
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# vaginal discharge FTW!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
but you forgot "Charles Kennedy allergic to alcohol."
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# that's no joking matter
*is very much allergic to alcohol
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# what in the name of FUCK is going on with john major's top lip anyway?
i mean, i always used to wonder, cos really, it's FUCKED
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# He's part way through his conversion into a cat.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# but he's shit hot at getting the caps off of bottles
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# the other top stories made me cringe
woo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# brilliant
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Pfffft
they're all on the bandwagon.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# importnat
ftw
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Every time you turn your back on 'em....


...the feckers nip your cheese.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I swear
theres one of those growing at the back of my fridge
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
Mine are greenish blue. :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Bloody cheese stealing cephalopods
It's the parents that I blame.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# have you ever tried raising cephalopods?
can you even begin to appreciate how hard it is? can you?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# BASTARDS!!!


*converts squid into calamari*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# how many calamari to the euro?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# depends on the
rate of cheese theft


usually 4 medium sized pieces to the Euro, 6.5 to the sterling pound and 0.25 to the dollar


;-)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# but octopuses need cheese too!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# only parmesan grated on their spaghetti
and how dodgy is that?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# so that explains holes in cheese
what about polos?

nice image btw.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# and enough already with the fucking beatles
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# you always complain about the compos damn it!
nice picture tho.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# no I don't, and its not the compo I'm complaining about
it's the fucking playground you're rubbsih, no you are, bollocks that's still going on
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Poor Toast
*hugs*

Didn't think it was much worse than normal though.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Did I miss some drama?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# oh yeah.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Good.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ah well i've not noticed annny of that
the only problem with the beatles is in most music related compos theres a fair few, so this is a kind of best of with new stuff...altho some very good stuff.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I just like looking at the pictures
particularly the bananagoose, I liked that one.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I appear to have missed something
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# it's a witty reposte to the
kk/clansoul/talk/everyone slagging match that never seems to go away.
I'm bored of it and the beatles too ;)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Tactical ignoring may solve this problem.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# surely thats just b3ta tho?
but clansoul and kk have been fairly quiet, don't look at /talk but not seen any talk related drama on here or too much slagging.

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I MISSED?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# oh, nothing. nothing at all.
 

 
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# who the fuck is clansoul?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Ah
my b3ta experience has been improved by 68% through use of the ignore button :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ^this


***who said that?***
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# whats upset b3ta?
did i miss something major before?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# say echo
if you're all gay!

;-)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# echo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# echo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# bloody internet!
nothing but repeats
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# it's surprising that you would care
b3ta has convenient ignore and hide features that basically eliminate this problem... or at least its impact on me
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# there's too many people involved in the board war it seems
and I wouldn't know which side to try and block out.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i don't see any of this war
well, much
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I just switched on and was confronted by the minor outbreak down there *points*
the emo cutesy pic that kk posted
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# just use the hide button then
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I could do that
but then what would motivate me to draw such wonders as this?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# bloody attention seeker
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# YOU CAN'T SEE ME LOLLOLLOLOL
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I just got the new was (not was) album.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ooh.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# lead us, mister toast!
outline the battle plan and we'll follow orders strop like toddlers
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I was hoping for some creative artistry
but hey-ho
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i understands
oh god, now i'm just posting on /board when it might as well be on /talk. cant...help...excacerbating....problem....
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Is that a more shapely John Prescott?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ^this
what troubles you mr toast?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# everything
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# emo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :D
*punches hard on the cock*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# harder!!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *takes a run up*



*windmills*



*puts carkeys in fist*.....

(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# it took me a moment to realise what carkeys are
*belms*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# it's a sort of greeny brown like camoflage without the pattern.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# besides that
i take that as a given.

either i'm missing something or guilty, but the /board appears in fine fettle this evening.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I am also confused.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# everything else?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# the internet: not worth getting upset about
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I'm not upset
just annoyed that it keeps having such rubbish programes on
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# change the channel
here's the remote:
www.google.com
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hahahah, I found naked ladyboy skipping on channel 735
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I found this on channel 453:
"Drink Pee and Cum from a Dildo which is fixed to a pole at the height of cock in public toilet. This is quasi experience of drinking from other man's cock."
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# hahahah
that's my homepage
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] John, Paul, George and ??

thanks to ccc for the sauce
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahahahha
brilliant.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I'd like to have heard him narrating Thomas the Tank Engine :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# sounds a bit saucey
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
3 scousers and zippy, at least you can shut one the fuck up.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha splendid!~
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
top stuff!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodness!
A chance to pea my very first roast! It's been a while!

(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# in a new thread?
oo nawty.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# quick Bloody Student
run before she molests you
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hmm
molestation frequently welcomed
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Oh poop!
Sorry all.
Can I be forgiven, seeing as it's 5 years old?

Perty please?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# awww...alright
*RAPES*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# No!
Don't!
Stop!
Don't!
Stop!
Don't!
Stop!
Don't!
Stop!
DON'T STOP!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# CARRY ON RAPING
*RAPES SOME MORE*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hussy :P
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# oh mike!
*rapes*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# blimey
twice in one day!! someone's randy
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you do something to me
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# something deep inside
i might order days of speed ashually, great live album
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# oooo matron!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Carry on Doctor
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *grapes*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# the 2nd one in
looks like the dude from Abu Ghraib
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Does replacing someone's head with a beetle's count as cruel and unusual punishment?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# depends
what they did to deserve it
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Getting in the way.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# yes then
if they'd accused your mother of smelling of elderberries then it'd be fair
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I'll get right on bribing those witnesses.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# HONK, HONK!


Evening all.....
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# BANOOSE.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
ace
HONK!
if only baz were here...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# haha
perfect!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# that's great
and educational too.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i wonder if i'd still be allergic to it
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# haha!
is that a banarnacle goose?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i take it it's a geest banana
splendid.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hahahah yay :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# not all food prices have been going up...
but they still get you in other ways.

(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# FEMPTOCHEDDARS
this is fucking awesome. The way it develops... oh man, I'm crying with laughter at this.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# get a job in electronics
you'll be laughing all day, every day.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Until your inevitable mental breakdown.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# yeah, we don't talk about what I do for a living though
not today anyway.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# born down in a dead man's town
first kick i took was when i hit the ground
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# someone must take the pee
Its femto me old japan

atto boy!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
I want some fempto cheddars right now

*stamps feet*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# mmm
fempto cheddars...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# the problem with them is you end up inhaling them instead of eating them
then end up with a severe respiratory infection
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# mmm
severe respiratory infection...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Cheese flavoured.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# a colleague bought me a pack of cheddars today
proper fullsize ones
i ate the whole packet in about 20 minutes
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# how many can you fit in your mouth at once?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# 3 colleagues
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# is that
an imperial unit?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# 3 stormtroopers?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# mind the scifi piss
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# aha, I'm so glad I'm probably dorming with you in Londres
we can pass pleasant conversation while Captain Wow tries to turn you..

seriously, lookin forrad to the bash and probably chatting some more this time as opposed to Derby... I should put my camera down more.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *bahs lack of availability for london*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# :D It will be a grand bash
Don't put your camera down too much though - you take excellent pics :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# we should just rig up CCTV
pick the best blurred black-and-white scandal pics the next day.

and send them off to You've Been Framed

PROFIT!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I do rather like this idea
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# so all the best dorms have been bagsied by the sounds of it
i dread to think who i'm sharing with.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# nope
rebel scum
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ahahah
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i don't know
i chose to consume them one at a time
at a guess, 6
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# well then you have a hypothesis, a true scientist would go out and experiment!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# just as well i'm not a scientist
the must be right fat cunts
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *points at the fat scientist*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *runs crying into kitchen to see how many pork pies I can eat in one sitting*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Seven!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# twelve!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# that's numberwang
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# that's amoré, surely?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# that's
the way aha aha i like it
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# We forgot to calibrate our pie sizes and ingredients.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# sounds more like serial murder to me
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# The standard deviation was +/- 1 pie.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# never mix science with maths
it always ends in tears
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# It's ok,
I got a mathematician to count the pies for me.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# you found a mathematician that could count?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# He brought a scientific calculator.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# oh gerry!
y'silly boy!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hallo miss.
come over to the non-vicious no-scandal /board? :-)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# the scandal is seeping over though
there's no rest
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# you're a walking scandal-in-waiting though aren't ya hun?
dancing with poles, I mean , they come over here from gdansk doing valuable work that our workshy chav scum filth can't be arsed to get oiut of their bed to do etc. etc. tc.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm still up for it love
a tenner, what do you say to that?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# They did that with lots of snacks over the years...



(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# demisemiquavers barely make an impact on hunger :(
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# pindmissage :(
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# musicpiss :(
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# needs more
semi-quavers
demi-semi-quavers
hemi-demi-semi-quavers
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# quasihemisemidemiquavers?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# now you're just making things up
i think there is a shorter note than hemi-demi-semi-quavers, but can't remember the name
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It's a quasihemidemisemiquaver.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# see,
that's why Wikipaedia makes me angry. first two lines and i've already spotted mistakes

edit: also i will have been taught semi-hemi-demi-semi-quaver at school
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I prefer quasi
because otherwise its just repeating yourself.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I prefer quasi
because otherwise its just repeating yourself.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# not me
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I am aware
that it is not a strictly correct use of 'quasi', but I still like it.

Besides, I am never going to play notes that fast, so it is kind of appropriate for me.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# glissando
ftw
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# brill
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# blimey, I would have looked a cunt if I'd have done them in descending size as well as grammage and you pulled that one out of the hat...
still look like a cunt but not a COPYING cunt, n'est-ce pas?

woo yours :-)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# woo
musicyay
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i'll stick to cheesy wotsits
that'll learn 'em.

very clever though.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# but at the rate the weight drops in relation to the rate the size decreases
you're actually getting consderable value for money per cheddar
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# this is true
but the second to last one would be the size of a single pixel, and the next one invisible.

/likes visual humour
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# haha!
exponentially increasing fun there!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Root of -1?
So it contains e-numbers...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
#
e i

e is the exponential function.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *inhales*


mmm, cheesy.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] rare
DTW
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
#
JURIN THE WORWAH
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] They are wags..
Thats a ace find.. I found thisThe scamp!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# would
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# 'found'?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# well
'found' as in made, really
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# well, ok then
carry on

/shit policeman
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I shall
go politely about my business hocifer :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ^this
*puts down nazi stick dipped in dog poo.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# when you say found
is that on your hard drive, having forgotten you made it or on google images, if the latter is the case in future don't add it to the challenge, there's enough original stuff made by /boarders to to fill it's pages.

if you made it, nicely.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# has no idea but it looks like a bandwagon in textual form so i had to jump on
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# prince harry has had sex with jamie oliver and had a baby wearing a blue hat?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want this in my profile. May I?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# go for it
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here
I guess that is my punishment for ignoring half the board
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# judging by some of the responses i think it's the advance party of an invasion from /talk
better break out the truncheons and riot shields, just in case
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I see they've already got SugarSpunSister
*lowers pants to half mast*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yeah
and i didn't realise tutt had defected
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I told her I would take her
weird holes were a fiver extra.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# sex this
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# not sure you've got the elements right
but i applaud the effort
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake not this shit again
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# not FRESH enough for you?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *pelts micto with FRESH*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *hovers over 'ignore' button*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I TRIPLE DARE YOU
as i am tired of the threats
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# that's the first one
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)
# today maybe
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Fresh
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# fanj! naughty naught fanj! we'll never have sex again because of this!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# probably not the only reason hey
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i dont know WHAT you mean!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Too Subtle?


Click for bigger (101KB)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# yup
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Its a neo-classical representation of the late Romantic period through satire.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# fibber
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Amnot
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Amtoo³
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# BLESS U
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# What Would Jaws Do?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# EAT CAT FUCK SURFER PAINT HOUSE
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# is that city high?
/used to listen to RnB when i was 12
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)
# yeh it is
/used to kinda fancy the girl in the band when i was 14
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# yay! i did an early 2000's youth culture!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# No its a shark
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ahhh my mistake
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Johnny Rotten

This stems from something I read in his autobiography. He and Sid got invited to a debutante party, because the girl wanted to upset her parents. They needed ties to get into the club. So Johnny wore a suit minus the shirt. And Sid didn't own a tie, so he used one of his bootlaces. They acted outlandish and piggish, and none of the rich people would allow photos to be taken. They didn't want people to know thaty had been in the company of such 'filth'
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hahah :D
I like this :]
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Thanks
:]
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# No problem dear :]
*offers chocolate angel delight*
*doesn't really have any*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# that is fantastic.
You get better all the time.
(can't get no worse)
in other news, heard the gossip going on on board at the moment? It's CRAZY over there.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks.

And no, what's the gossip?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# SexFace was going out with The Furry Dinosaur
then dumped her and went off with SpringySunshine.

BUT SPRINGY WAS GOING OUT WITH BRAYNDEDD :(

Springy came on about an hour ago and admitted the whole thing (why she did this to a puerile internet chatroom I do not know) and now we're all sending SexFace this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VtZB4jluIO4
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Oh damn.
Sounds like high school. *smacks head on desk repeatedly*

(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# holy shit, everybody's really fucking angry tonight...
seriously, it looks more like Rotten than it does a floppy haired emo cuntoid.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah, I saw that.
/talkies are just bored bitches and bastards who got fed-up with main /board because they never got an FP so they left. Or at least that's how it seems to me. Except you, of course.
/doesn't consider you a /talkie
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# yay ^_^
I never really fit in. I'm being a twat over there tonight to avoid getting my head cut off, but that's it really.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahah
you belong here, anyway. :]
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Well we love you over here when you're nice.
So stay that way ^_^
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# oooh iKnow, iKnow, iKnow
/ac
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hold me, I'm scared
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# The Sex Pistols acted outlandish and piggish?
gawsh
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I know.
Never would've guessed.

Except, not the Sex Pistols. Just Johnny and Sid. Before Sid was in the band.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# it's lies.
spicy lies.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# mmmm
*over-indulges*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# who are the sex pistols?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# A band.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# a popular beat combo?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# what sort of music do they play?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Punk.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# aha
have they done any songs i would have heard?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Probably.
They did God Save the Queen. and Anarchy in the UK. And Holiday in the Sun and Bodies and No Feelings and Liar and Problems and Seventeen and Submission and Pretty Vacant and New York and EMI. *breathes*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# you do know micto knows full well who they were, don't you?
:)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
I'm just playing along.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# blues riff in G, watch me for the changes
and try to keep up
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Alrighty.
*plays Trogdor*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# BEEEEERK!!!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# pppffffft!
*points*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# *pokes*
PWND
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# What was the one you hadn't heard, that I sent you on that cd?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Silly Thing?
That be a post-Johnny Rotten track. The band tried to keep going after he left, you see. 'Tis Sid singing.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Ah right, I see.
I haven't heard much of theirs, to be honest.
But what I have heard is good.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Listen to all of
Nevermind the Bollocks
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I will.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# a elastic band?
/ac
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/AC
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# And now he's dead!
/ac
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# COCK DICK SUCK LICK FLICK SICK FUCK.
/ac.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Bum cataracts!?
/ac
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# one could almost think that their name was a euphemism for male genitalia!
as if! the very thought!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Hahah
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# A bunch of dicks.
HAHAHAHAHA, GET IT?
SEX PISTOLS, EUPHAMISM FOR PENIS.
BUNCH OF DICKS.
HAHAHAHA.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/4792377

stop it you fucking tard
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Err...right then.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# nicely handled.
Seriously, the whole of /talk is just on a rampage tonight.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Then don't look at it, silly :P
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# OH SNAP :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# yep...
why do the wrong ones get cancer?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hehe
Although he was quality in the film Suicide Kings.

/edit not Tesco quality
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# similar to Will Ferrell, his 'comedy' lacks something
but he can act, I thought he was very good in "Stranger Than Fiction"
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# is it 1999 again?
;)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# yep, tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999!
;)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i really fucking hope not
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)
# amen brother
By the way, I laughed heartily at your "they spelled Speight wrong" reply last night. Genius.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i just scrolled back as a result of this recommendation
and i agree.

i rather liked this stoat reply the other day, oh how i laughed.
www.b3ta.com/board/8292967
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# thank you
occasionally my mean streak delivers
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I hope it's
Space 1999 again. That was ace...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
#
ace
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I may
be remembering it through a misty cloud of nostalgia. It's probably not worn terribly well...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# buck rogers however...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# mmm...
especially Erin whatsername...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# oh fuck...
she's been McCriricked...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# you irredeemable cunt
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# colonel wilma dearing
*gets horn*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Erin Gray
If the internets had existed back then, there would be bad (but wonderful) crossover slash written about her and Athena from BSG.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# doesn't hold a candle to bucky o'hare
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
#
bucky michael

good ol' commander cardboard
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# What do you mean "again"?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ain't that the truth
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
I love how his stand up sucked after Bill died
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Off to the shops
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hurray!
Woo
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# HOORAY
I'm still colouring in that one from the other day D:

I redid the line art in flash so I had a MAHOOSIVE version to work on, but I've not had much time to do it :(
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Awesome :D
I've been trying to figure out how to make backgrounds transparent with Gimp 2 so I can have a go at colouring. It's all terribly complicated.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I've not used Gimp before.
It was a hell of a mission tracing that other one.
Rigging on the little pirate ship?
Screws on the Cassette?
I love the thought that goes into it :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Layers>Transparency>Colour to Alpha
Turn all white to Alpha - sorted.

Of course, assuming it's a B&W like above...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ningles lady
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Allo :)
Long time no see
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# That's what I was trying to do.
It kept selecting either all of the picture or none of it.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Glad to help
By no means an expert or anything, but if you need to pick someone's brains, gaz me :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Are you trying to make transparent all of the background or just parts of it?
Also you must save as a GIF or PNG. Jpg does not allow transparency
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Or do it the simple way
And save it as an XCF. Preserves the layers and everyhing :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Can you post an XCF image to /board?

(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Yes.
Doubt they'll display, though. While working on the image though?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# i do rather like these
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)
# This is MENTAL!
I think I've just found the design for my first tattoo...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

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