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# kill the Dragon
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *gets the purifying fire*
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *dadhugs*
Oi oi wooden boy!

I'm posting this on my phone...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# phone b3ta FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# you sad man.
:D *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# 'ningles dixer!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# i would (almost)
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# arrgh
kill it with nuclear airstrikes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# in the anus.
it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# that reminds me
i watched planet terror last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Oooh, any good?
tried to watch Death Proof the other day, too much hard work to get into
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# really?
Deathproof was too much hard work?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I just found the Sassy Girls intro bit lacking in the entertainment stakes
and couldn't be bothered. Plus I have the attention span of a
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# i think because it had build up at the start
where as planet terror went straight into the action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I enjoyed it, but not as much as I enjoyed Deathproof
what did you think of it?
Or was that a lie for the humours?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I thought
the trailer before it was the best bit.. 'They fucked with the wrong Mexican!'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes indeed
trailers for "Machete" and "Werewolf women of the SS" both gleed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# only machete on the UK release i saw
but i've seen the others online.

i'd pay money to go and see machete if they made it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Why haven't they released the Edgar Wright one?
Y'know, the one by the British director. On the British DVDs.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha
just saw that on youtube.. I swear that was nick frost as a zombie/baby eater
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i liked it
better then death proof, in my opinion, a bit easier to get into, deathproof required some concentration at the start, but i did like tarantinos little pokes at his other 4 films.

i would like it if they released them a a proper grindhouse presentation pack with all the footage as it was meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ONLY SHOPPED PICTURES PLEASE ETC
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# sorry!
true though, I only cropped the source pic to remove some unsightly cleavage :|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# thank you, I like my eyes and want them to stay in their current "un-melted" state
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# With my spear and magic helmet!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Holy shitting christ!
Kill it with flaming hammers!!!!

Oh, and 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# NUKE IT
FROM ORBIT
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# it's the only etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# KIWETWG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# In Honour Of The Day....


(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haha!
sorry, no food left.
s'gone.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *dutch rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# is that good?
*has a semi on*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# O_O
whatever floats your boat son
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# =D
you alreet punk?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# August 1st, Sirley
and we grill sausages and have fireworks displays and huge bonfires.

/way to party like it's 1291!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Get your norks done here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I would go there to see foreign breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# please let that be a real place
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ooh...
if only...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Sn't Gn'orges.


This is a happy extract from the calendar that I did, presented here for the very large number of you that failed to buy it to enjoy. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# George was a lying cunt who made up stories about dragons
so he could get his end away

Fact! :)

woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# bloody english
was george english?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# No. The text next to the picture on the calendar reads:
This English national day
celebrates a Turk
who died in 303AD and
whom had never ventured
further west than Rome.
St. George is renowned
for the slaying (in Libya)
of one the few remaining
dragons (now extinct).

Why not celebrate this
most English of days
with tea, scones and ale?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# if I'd bought the calendar I'd have known that
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# much like st. patrick, he was a turk as well IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# turks ftw
although i'm concerned that their farming techniques are not up to much at present, i'm missing my fig rolls with my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Rod Stewart sang about Young Turks...and he was Scottish!

/turk facts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# this all sounds perfectly reasonable to me
makes me proud to be an englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# your hat and icon combination
is proudifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# OH BOLLOCKS
I remember back in December swearing I'd put in an order for your calendar and it totally slipped my mind :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :p
www.b3ta.com/board/8311758
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :)
If you can guarantee non-breakge on shipping to Germany I may consider a mug or two.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'll guarantee anything.


For a price*.




*£15.28
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Expensive mug
How about a calendar, with a discount for the unused days?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Actually the mug's only £9.
www.lulu.com/content/1687057 for the calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I may just put in an order for that calendar when I get to my homeplace
Alas, I doubt Lulu will accept my claim that I deserve 1/3 off for buying it in April. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Smelly bastards too.
They smell like turps mixed with B.O.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# In which case
I shall have the package delivered to the department so I won't stink up my flat. Then everyone at work can marvel at my spanking new calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Turkish
or, more likely, non-existant
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *glees*
I didn't know you made a calendar. I blame your faulty advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I pimped it like a good `un!

Why not buy a t-shirt or a mug instead?
www.spice.co.uk/The_Aviary
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# because I'm a cheap bastard.
I may buy one after the 1st as right now I have no money and my expenses claims are being held up by everyone at the head office being a total fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# nice
what's spice like to use and set up?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ask the Harkonnen
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Very easy, actually.
Easier than spreadshirt or whatever it's called, where I couldn't for the life of me get a design accepted because there were 'lines too close together' or some bollocks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ace
i really need to finish some vectors of andrew mcdavies, but other work keeps getting in the way and i only have illustrator at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Well they only take bitmaps anyway.

It's a bit confusing working out what DPI etc. they needed.
I'd prefer to submit vectors for that sort of thing, but I don't really want to have to take a degree in how t-shirts are printed so I can use spreadshirt.

This is all moot. It's not like I've sold anything yet anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# WOO!
that is splendid.

i didn't realise you'd done a calendar, i probably wouldn't have bought it if i did, but thats no smear on your drawing skillorz.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# You "MITE" be the Grammer police.....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# haha!~
Seams like it is
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Ticks
Ning awl
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# this mite be bad Grammar

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'M LISTENING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I got this snotty letter in the post this morning....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hay fever?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
# la lettre du snot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Squints...
What does it say?

Oh.. I see... Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I got some new trainers woop
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I swear this is what I saw when the bbc news page opened



NING !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Pffftt... ^ That
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Fweep ... ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# B3TA.
YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF US.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Well, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# dont worry
I saw it too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
yes, your transformations is complete.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# s'only fair



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
supermarket war!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# not really a war . . .
just a lidl skirmish


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# surely there's a safer-way of conducting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# careful about what you say.
A supermarket sued me after Iceland(ered) them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)
# you'll (sains)bury me with your punngae one day dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i can think of morrisons than one to stop this punnage
!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Tempting...
Aldi something on a similar theme later, when I get the chance...

'Ning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# It took me far to long to spot that.
I think I'd better get some coffee on.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# What's in your wallet ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# always carry a dictionary too
might
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)
# he could be a merkin
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Don't go lobbing asparagus, now.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Those are MY junipers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# mite?
MITE??
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# you know, those little insecty things
otherwise known as ticks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
oh right of course..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Superb!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# haha
clever that
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# no, no, no
no noticks are different from mites . . .

I mean a teacher wouldn't put mites all over your homework!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# he mite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# 1971 called, and wants its joke back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Durex make rifles now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# OH FAIL :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Yay I get to use this again!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# OH MY GOSH. FIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
# DUREX - for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Ok Ok.
I like the mite thing, Yes on reflection maybe I should wake up before trying a POST. Although I do love the "1971 called and want the joke back". Sorry I was not arround in 1971 to hear it !?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I recognise all of those words, and, indeed, much of the grammar
But I have absolutely no idea what you're on about.

I wasn't being insulting - I like your picture - I was just riffing on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ahhh
Two drums and a Symbol fall off a cliff....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Cymbal
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I didn't know if he was being ironic
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Hehe
I maybe feeling a Tesco Value "Mite" coming up later....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Have one on me.


(Edited) In a whimsical world of rainbows and clouds, lets ignore the comma shall we?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:17, archived)
# That is a luverly 'ning...
thasnk you so much... and ningles returns of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:23, archived)
# nings
also: 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)
# That makes me feel all warm and happy
on a cloudy, dreary day.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)
# cloudbladder is ready to release its toxic seepage.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)
# What a lovely ning! Which is more than can be said for the actual ning...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)
# :D
'ning Ladyloon

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Nice Fluffy Ning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Oh fail :(
'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# 'nings.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)
#
comma apostrophe.

That said, this cheered me up no end :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# It's a flying comma
they do that in clouds you know!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Had to get in on the fun
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)
# lope, olly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Ha!!
Brilliant game, got my copy yesterday and played it for 9 hours straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# and a further two a bit gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Is it just me or does anybody else see a crisp clean tasting can of...
Monkey Beer* on the front there?



*It's not for girls....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# 23rd April - Flying over Newfoundland before dawn
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Great, lovely stuff.
I can't wait for tomorrow's :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# nice
i thinks snuggles lives there...
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# i like newfoundland.
people are friendly, climate is great, and the accent is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Keep going...
... there's nothing down there. Not even a cod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Lovely stuff
I click!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# tarantarah!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:56, archived)
# similarly:
 
www.photobasement.com/cry-for-help/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)
# this one's a bit NSFW I suppose
 
www.photobasement.com/10-hilariously-fat-goths/#more-3
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)
# I love bad poetry goth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# clown goths and gangster goth are standouts.
i'm not much on mocking the fat or the odd, though. the comments i saw elsewhere on that site were more polite, but fat seems to bring out the hate (and not many people tolerate goths).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Not even other goths.
Funny that. Or at least I find it funny. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)
# i don't like humans much, but i dislike pile-ons more.
we're all unattractive, ignorant heaps of trouble, so pointing out minor blemishes on others is hopeless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:36, archived)
# I agree that people shouldn't pick on easy targets
but with the right subject a big pile-on is fantastic.

Especially when you're the one that instigated it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Avril Lavigne has both a penis and a vagina on her face.
Also: Sibling of the Elephant Man
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)
# MOUTHVAGIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)
# man, you must dislike that poor heffalump.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)
# TARANTARAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)
# i never was much on pirates, but they were fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Might make her singing better, but I somehow doubt it.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Rob...
Can we have a links board for links?

Loving the stuff posted here?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# HAKUNA MATATA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:56, archived)
# imagine having a pet orc.
i would like one very much.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)
#
www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com/index.php?id=032
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)
# He's watching Dragon Ball Z

Fixed up source.
Background probably needs removing like I did in this one. I'm too tired now, I'll do it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# HE IS ABOUT TO HIT SUPER SAYAN MODE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)
# hahaha!
you are a nut.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Hahaha
He's riding a very small bicycle.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# without a seat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
SIT STILL GODDAMNIT

this probably isn't new to anybody here, but I was impressed by teh skillz:
pixeloo.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# That's really well done.
I hadn't seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY
 
www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/happycouple.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)
# neat. i like the eyehand thing best (not really a jr fan, sorry).
have this. i like the aliens - they were a guessing game but that part seems to be borked.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)
# his Homer and Mario and equally well done.
 
also, this
www.photobasement.com/what-the-hell/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)
# holy fuck.
if i thought those were human i'd be far more relaxed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# MAYBE HE'S MAKING SOUP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# DEATH SOUP.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)
# LOVE THE LITTLE TACOS
www.photobasement.com/love-the-little-tacos/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# softshell tacos get my love on a regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)
# you like apples?
 
www.photobasement.com/apple-fan-boy/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)
# oh my.
think of all the pie we could make.

edit: i just sent that to an apple fanboy i know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)
# I was watching that last night but got sidetracked.
I'm glad I rewatched it, it's fucking marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# you have killed my afternoon, gronkpan.
 


BY WHICH I MEAN, FILLED IT WITH AWESOMENESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I have that effect on people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Maybe he has corn-flakes in his ass too.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# my little effort
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# only to define something in words detracts from possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# It's over 9000!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# its five in the morning here and i've just let rip an almighty laugh in the university library
people are looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# pfffft
it's started!

im orf to bed, hope to see more by the time I wake


edit: I can't stop giggling at that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Woo!
That's eleven!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:33, archived)
# all that time spent on the rowing machine and he still has tits like a fifty year old sagman.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:33, archived)
# HARRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# the one second from the right is the main character
and will later find out she has super powers.

after getting tentacle raped
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# HELLO THERE I AM TETSUO
OK I LIED BUT LOOKA MY UNDERPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)
# BODY HAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
[challenge entry] dig, if you will, a picture.

with a crappy new font it took me several minutes to create.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)
# They're shorter than prince?
That's quite an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)
[challenge entry] no, they're bowing before him because they admire his ability to copyright shit.

edit: oh yeah, pearoasting hello kitty for compo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# YES
I LOVE this!!!!!

*clickity*
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i like that font
does this mean we're aloud to shop prince again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# haha, it's the ugliest font i've ever made.
we're always allowed to 'shop prince, but, as with goatse and 2g1c, it takes a strong stomach to view the source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:21, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Baby it's a-ready to roar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# WAIT, WHAT?!
 
THAT WAS JUST A PICTURE OF PRINCE WITH KERMIT THE FROG'S HEAD PASTED ON IN MSPAINT AND THE WORD "AIDS" WRITTEN ALONG THE BOTTOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# really?
i assumed you made the pic as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# as did i
and i can't tell if he's joking or not
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
# no, this really did get pulled on the websherriff say-so.
 


how about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# GHOST OF JIM HENSON IS WEBSHERIFF.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# JIM HENSON'S GHOST AIDS DID 9/11
ALSO: CAUSED MILD CHAFING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)
# PROOF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# GHOST AIDS: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FIST EVERYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)
# pffffft
 
what was that character's name?
always scared me when I was small.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# ahhahah.
 
I don't remember this one:
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Ceiling_Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# ahhhh yes, it's all coming back to me now.
 
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Uncle_Deadly
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# how silly!

:night night
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# 'night!
nice hat, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:47, archived)
# I hope so.
I'd like to see the Serious Fraud Office rip
the WebSheriff a third asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:22, archived)
# his time will come.
i ran into an old friend earlier tonight, who i hadn't seen for years. his company just sent out "sorry we allowed all your personal financial data to be stolen" letters to a few hundred thousand people.

this got me thinking, again, on the problems of true security in our time and the future. there is no security, and copyright is about to die for similar reasons. meanwhile, we get to watch idiots like john giacobbi thrash about and annoy the sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Never was any.
Illusions and hope. The third method, obscurity, held until
the start of information age. If it CAN be accessed--it will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# it's why i live off the grid.
i am typing this on a tree root i steampunked into an old pacemaker/laptop and added a wifi connection i made from hair.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Fuck em' all!!! Right in the c&, hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# not with my dick, at least not until they've been flensed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I'd use chinese knock-off dicks.
The lead will act as a lube and make up for the undeburred seams.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i'm afraid to use chinese dix.
when i fuck babies they'll die of lead poisoning and berd flu.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhhhhhhhhhahhhah!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:21, archived)
# i wanted to make it all weekend but had no photoshop.
it had to wait until today and the pic with george martin was a bonus find.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:26, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
WHEN THE WEBSHERIFF CRIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# heh, you reminded me....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# i liked that compo.
i think i'll revisit it again in future.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Nice to see Mr Fictional back again
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# NNNNNGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)
# FUCK YES
www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/friendlyneighbor.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I like that site..
 
www.photobasement.com/can-you-fall-for-someone-youve-never-met/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:33, archived)
# I've spent a bit too much time there of late.
www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/babyburrito.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# I've seen a couple of NZ pictures in there already.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I think I'm spending too much time on stupid picture sites in general.
www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/04/senseless-signage-part-10.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# DO WANT
 
www.photobasement.com/spider-dozer/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# YES
www.photobasement.com/mcdonalds-fanboy/#more-391
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# RESPECT
 
www.photobasement.com/above-and-beyond/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# oh god half his face has started to collapse
nicely done

*saves him for tomorrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)
# we haz teh pixels
we can rebuild him
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)
# its cool i can take over from here


there we go. fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)
# man, i'm gone for a few hours and i miss the start of a bandwagon
bloody coursework
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)
# haha
the new definitive version!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:14, archived)
# ok, who's the new meme?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)
# StickFigureNinja's discovery
www.pbase.com/image/83358529
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# eww!
fuck him and his cancer bracelet. i do love pbase, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:23, archived)
# i don't think he has aname yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# how about
Rowman?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:22, archived)
# I thought his name was freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)
# not bad yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Hhahahahahahahaha
I made one too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:27, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# "her hair smells like jism"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# yess.. donkey jism
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# her head is melting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Still no improvement.
Although it might be handy for storing my
pitchblende rock collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:43, archived)
# I really don't like her at all.
She makes me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)
# NOW THAT'S PUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I dislike her and I'm going to whine about it.
NOW THAT'S NEW WAVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)
# I hate her and I'm going to drown her out with a solid tuba solo
NOW THAT'S POLKA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:55, archived)
# it retrospect I think all the beat-up in the music press about whether Avril (or Blink 182, or whoever) was 'punk' was irrelevant.
 
the real question is, WERE THEY SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# in my day we listened to real punk
Million Dead, Strobe 45 and Push to Fire. two years later my sister and all her friends listen to this drivel. the kids today eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Hahahah
She deserved it.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)
# "music".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# hugh hugh hugh hugh hugh hugh hugh hugh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# FREEBASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# FREEBASE + STARLET + TREADMILL
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Why are there corn-flakes in your ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)
# "Don't move, dude. Don't fucking move. I hear they sense movement"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)
# OH OH THAT MAN
SOURCE ME YOU FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)
# you can blame StickFigureNinja for that.
www.b3ta.com/board/8311364

I thought he'd be.. to your liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Aww hell yeah.
If only it was full face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)
# a little judicious cloning, and Robert will be your mother's brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)
# or robina your transexual uncle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:09, archived)
# my attempts at making a full face have only resulted in strange man bears
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:08, archived)
# disgusted guy + avril yields odd results
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Now
He... I mean, she... I mean, they look right.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)
# a little scarred up perhaps.
but i'm no surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)
# AVRIL, YOU ARE SUCH A REBEL.
she used to be my neighbour (lived a half block away).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Stick fighting!!!
Take that, ruffians and vandals!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# SO I'M A HEEL. WHAT OF IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)
#
next take another clean mason jar and place a coffee filter and filter the cook jars contents though the filter now on the filter is your phosphorus save this for another cook later on just putt it in a dry coffee filter and put it somewhere dry and safe now you have a jar filled with a yellow honey looking substance if its this color you have done good at cooking the dope now to this add colemans fuel fill the jar about full just leave anough room for shaking now add 1-2 table spoons red devil lye let the jar sit for about 5 mins then place lid on the jar and shake the hell out of it then sit the jar somewhere to rest for about 30 mins Now we are going to pull the dope out of the coleman fuel and the product is going to be 90% methamphetamine to do this fallow what i say exactly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I wonder what the fatality rate is for this method.
Likely, 1 in 3 or more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:03, archived)
# EMPLOY MORE BUTTPROSTITUTES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)
# It looks like I might have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Now watch this drive.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I love this man already.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)
# i love him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)
# RAARRAAAARRRRRAARRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 4:27, archived)
# elephant time



(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I wish this was all a lot prettier.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)
# aww
dont say the elephant isnt pretty, he'll get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)
# HE HAS A MOUTHGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# its not his fault
youve upset the elephant now.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# MOUTHGINA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# would you stick your penis
in that?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# THE QUESTION IS, CAN THEY BE TRAINED TO SUCK YOUR ASS WITH THEIR TRUNK AT THE SAME TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# PLAY WITH MY BALLS, DUMBO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# *makes a note to use this line in future*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# get rid of the trunk and tusks
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# yes
thats what it looks like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
how is that a compo post
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# haha
true.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
# You forgot to enter your reply in the image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# NO, NOW YOU'RE BANNED FOR MISUSING THE COMPO ICON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I WAS GONNA HOLD MY SHIT IN FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
BUT I WONT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE ALLOWED BACK ON THE SITE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I CLICKED IT SO IT'D BETTER WIN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)
# \o/
Yeehaa!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Cloyingly cute as always.
Woo yay, and yes, woah nelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:31, archived)
# i know i'm repeating myself, but i do want to see you flip out one day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

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