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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

ARF

nicely done.

_{midgets have funny shaped willies}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

COME ON BARRY

KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT!!!

_woo!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Again

Im putting £50 on the little guy.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

Things are really going to heat up when the giant comes back for the drink he left in the background.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

Good Point

Which Giant though? BFG, Jolly Green ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Hopefully Green.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hughie Green?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

How rare!

lookit I dun made a new hat :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

*cries*

Oh why did I lose my skullhat!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

there there...

*consoles*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

A WII!!!!

*thrills*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

nope sorry Sega Megadrive

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Even better!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

*pines for the olden days*

Games were so much simpler then. The most you had to contend with was an uncooperative dolphin, while now I've got Oblivion consuming my life AGAIN!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

I remember the days of my Amiga...

Sensi Soccer FTW!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

a wii?

like this?

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Silly Little Man.

(Gungerdin and the Pattercake men Try the Veal, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

you're supposed to 'shop it

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Doh..

(Gungerdin and the Pattercake men Try the Veal, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Should have gone to spak savers:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

ahhh the gnops

if anything gets a man giggling, it a highly shopped gnops..._{or boobies}
Photobucket

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

gnoobies?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

Is it Tuesday already?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

boobies

I feel that double D cup Espresso again...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

That's how bassists normally look anyhow!

*hides from teh Wow*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

but but but

_{_{i have a beard now}}

see

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Your hair slipped.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

shhhh

dont give the game away!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

*looks around*

With the exception of the delightful Ms. Wow, this is 100% FACT.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

where is the lovely c.WOW today?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

*swallows*

no idea...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

you you you....

ate _{_out} the captain!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I would be hunted down and killed by Cap'n's manwife AND Mrs Doom for that...

I do have SOME sense of self preservation.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

It takes two to Tango.

Three to Fanta and probably four to Dr Pepper.

I call soft drink clusterfuck.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

Completly off topic.

Hello All, Something so funny just happened that I just have to share with you.

I work on an IT helpdesk (For the better part of the day I do nothing but read B3TA etc because its a very quiet role)

I had a user come to me and say oh my outlook is not working and I cannot explain it you must come now, So I wander over to desk and she goes im trying to go to my latest e-mail by scrolling up but it just keeps going to the bottom.

Looks at desk, A Stapler is on the Space Bar !!!

None of you really care or don't think it was funny but so far that is the highlight of my day !

Sorry for the Length / Girth.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'd have said: "I'll have to take your comp back for servicing"

and taken it off her for a week or two.

DailyWTF is far too right sometimes...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Was it a red stapler?

did you steal it? did you? did you?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

*mumbles*

they took my stapler...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

It was

BLUE.....With blue you can spell LUBE !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

hahahaha

i used to work on a help desk for BT and had one of their lawyers on the phone, shouting that he cant get on the internet.

after the usual diagnostics, he still couldn't connect so i passed him through to 2nd line (to which point he was screaming that he was going to get us all fired...i told him too;-) )

anyway 2nd line couldn't deal with it and nor could 3rd line support, until one day myself, and 2nd line were joined by 3rd line in a conference call by the lawyer to sort out the issue

me "can you connect now?"

lawyer "no i bloody well can't!"

3rd "erm....have you asked the hotel for ACCESS to the internet?"

lawyer "..."

*line goes dead*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

entitled morons eh

gotta love them

by love i mean shoot

and by shoot I mean continually

in a bukkake apocalypse of chaingun emptying

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

hahahaha!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

heh heh!

I hope you told her it was really serious before you pointed out her stupidity!

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Great Line

I always come out with,

Me: Fill in a hardware request form.

User: Why, What do I need to request ?

Me: A new user

Or the other has been know to be:

Me: I have found the error.

User: What is it?

Me: It lies somewhere between the Keyboard and chair...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

be careful saying PEBCAC

it's now a "LEVEL 8 ERROR"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

Level 8

I like that - they got too wise to PEBCAC

(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

I don't understand :(

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

aww

*patpats*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

Was it in jelly (again!)?

Out IT helpdesk is hopeless (tho i';m sure it's no reflection on all you lovely people).

They 'lost' 10 CS licenses so our CS2 upgrades were worthless;
They told me my PC was taking 10 minutes to open a folder because my mp3 was plugged in;
And they have no idea what VPN is.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

OMG !

Do they work in India ? (Much offence meant)

That really does suck, I cannot believe people can have IT jobs with comments like that.

But then again customers can be just as bad, Had a women once who would call everyday as she was sure Aliens were taking her PC over via the Card Reader.

AND IM NOT JOKING !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Angelina is not happy.

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

she seams ok to me

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

no,

that's the botox

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

no seams, because it's unshopped

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Still would.

^/ac

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

Well

I'h have to do her upsidedown, that's all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

Does it really matter which way up she is?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

ask me that when there's a brown asterisk on your nose.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Yeah but what a font!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

[Sid James laugh]

Wa hey hey hey!
I'll bracket her in the sans-serif.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

Stop

You're giving me a semicolon!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Her arm...

...from a picture in the paper today

www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=144608&in_page_id=7

Looks like a wang. TRUFACT LOL.

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

What is it with the press

That is someone is good looking they love nothing more than to put them down.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

I've thought about it, and my conclusion is:

People are cunts.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

Dad! The vertical hold's playing up again...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

Oprah was hot when she was younger

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

did she wear too many sweaters?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

stood next to a wood burning stove.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

I'd shop the boobies bouncing after the v-hold comes back,

but I'd hate for my boss to ask what the hell I was doing ...

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice idea...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

I'd get her in a v-hold

pwhoar

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

and then you'll rast'er ?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

haha

TV was great in the old days:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

heheheh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

where the whole street would crowd around a tiny 8" screen

in a cabinet the size of a young aircraft carrier

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

do aircraft carriers grow as they age?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

yes

they actually start really small

baby ones are really cute! then they grow all big and nasty

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

...and the crowd goes wild!!!!

....ning all :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

How much

for the subscription ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

behead the whore, live on pay per view!

followed by 200 lashes for the adulterer, presented by Matthew Kelly!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Well

They could get Jeremy Beadle to do it, But on the other hand..

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

He's massively dead?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

Why the question mark?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Where's the soap?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

Are you blind?

^{It's over there on the soapdish.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

I have acute Australian questioning intonation?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

fuck oawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwffffff

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

i'm of the opinion

it's a prank.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

that top pic's a bit suspect in SFWness.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

It's fairly obviously not porn

It's just seriously unpleasant

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

Do you like my large

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

*wipes off cornflakes*

*seeks medicall advice*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

MILK

Milk it for all its worth !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Would you like a cup of tea?

Go on, go on, go on etc

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

FEK!

WOO!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

i am

"home with the downies"

bitch

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

You are Dylan Moran.

^AICMFP

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

i fucking wish!

im going to have to watch "like totally dylan moran" now!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

I haven't got that one.

I have no idea why. I shall make it my goal today to alter this somehow.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

i recomend sitting on the toilet

whilst watching it stoned....

_{...then you're in the right place to piss yourself}

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

I'll piss myself wherever.

Speakeasies, whist drives, Nazi rallies. It matters not to me. I go with the flow.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Its all on Youtube....

i watched it at work the other day...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUVg5UgC4T4 (part 1)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

God bless you, internets.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

ha ha

have a Ted related prod roast

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant! This tax bill is very big . . . that tax bill is far away . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

Am it hat day?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

why not!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

you have an astonishing array of hats...

I have but the one, but I like it :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yay!

Though I've lost my skull one :(

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Hee hee

Noice

(Hoof Hearted, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

Pfffft

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

Thats so good

I may have to run into the main open plan office from my office and shout FECK

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

*scrolls through b3ta*

*confuzzles*
*goes to BBC*
*illuminates brain bulb*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahaha, wooo

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

EXCELLENT...

THE CUBAN LAD!!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Cowckadoodlemoo!

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mozza, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

yes, but can it be milked?

and does it produce steak eggs?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

'steak eggs' has got to be a euphemism for something...

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mozza, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

a damn fine source

of protein?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

WINNAH!

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

lovely stuff

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mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha!

Triffic! This is waht I feel the world has missed by stamping on genetically modifed food research!
MORE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

*mates*

Woo!

Nice touch with the udders too!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

Cripes!

That's an amusingly large head atop it's centrepiece...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

That's nothing!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

For some reason...

I wish to dance with this beast...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

all this is reminding me of that great Pleix/Plaid video

www.pleix.net/plaiditsu.html

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

I love that video

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

it's got an eartag

that means some science type is tracking these things...

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Naaa it's like gang colours.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

one wonders whether milk may be obtained from the creature

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

funny, they didn't come back again in '87

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahahaha

lol arf hehehehe heeheeheeheehee kekekekeke

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

Can they play

Fiddler on the roof ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

no, it's 14Kb over . . .

it's 14Kb over . . .C];0p
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

LMAO

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

Please don't leet speak

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

that's a lovely hat you have there

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

thanks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

ooo....

Impresive!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

AHA!

so you're NOT ignoring me! It was a cunning trick!
you're nicked!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

I would never ignore you..

I could not get through the day with out a large portion of your wit!

* May contain lies....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

no, their arms are too short

If they were rich, men, they could afford themselves some robot arms

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

Ah, the good old days, when it was acceptable to keep flids on roofs

(rooves? roofs? Hmmm)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

I prefer "Artificial Outer Ceiling"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

House hat

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

Domicile Beret

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Habitation Toupée

Now *thats* a good name for a racehorse

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

maisonette 'fro

that too :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

Crib Syrup.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

Pfft! WHAT???

Are we still talking about roofs or horses???

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

Artificial Outer Ceiling 5-4 (fav)
House Hat Evens
Domicile Beret 5-1
Habitation Toupée 6-1
Maisonette 'Fro 10-1
Crib Syrup 12-1
Flid on the Roof 250,000-1

^{But how many ran?}

5 RAN

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

this morning is an entertaining morning

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

I think right now, houses hung like horses

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

I think you might be right! :D

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

hehe

g'ning all!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

OI!

You three lazy buggers at the front! GET FIDDLING!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

they are flids

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mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

THEN GET FLIDDLING!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

...

Fiddle me Kiddles!

(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

Is that the new slogan from Captain Birdseye...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

I think you mean Popeye, but hey, the last 3 letters are right

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

THIS IMAGE IS BELOW THE 50k FILESIZE LIMIT

PLEASE PAD OUT YOUR IMAGE TO COMPLY. THANK YOU.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

Even more

LOL-age

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

i can see a bare leg

NSFW

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mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

as long as you can't see any ankles it's ok

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

For those who haven't seen this before...

www.fiddlekids.com/

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Original

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

topical

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

morning

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

I like this

and for some reason it instantly brought to mind da Vinci's 'Madonna of the Rocks'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

thank ya

i'll have to google that :)

edit : thats very cool

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/vinci/rocks.jpg

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

i just found it

very nice!! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

Morning!

Nice work sir!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

thank ya sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

RAR!!!

c'est woo!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Lully as evar, Rev

RevYou havin' a better day today?
*hopes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

thank ya sir!!

yeah bit better thank ya! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

yes YES!!!

i love this stuff to death but am jealous that im shit at it *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

Bindun, shirley?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

pfft.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

don't care if it's bindun or not. liked it. clicked it.

now, prepare for a heavy spanging, fiend.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

^This

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

*passes pan*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

lovely stuff

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

office lol...

you forgot Christoher Dancen

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

You Christopher Asken?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

Christopher Fighten?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Christopher Robin?

The list is endless!!!*

*list may not be endless

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

ha ha!

Reminds me of the old joke about Christopher Reeve!

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

Well you can't just leave it at that

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

make your own punchline

mine was "He grew an extra mandible"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

mandible is such a great word

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Well, you asked...

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

haha!~

I'd forgotten that one!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

Let's turn the heat up to 100ºC...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Dance for me,

DANCE!

Woo!

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Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

I would kill those children for that

then eat the cooked chicken

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

I would kill the chicken to put it our of its misery...

~~And then eat the children (more meat on them)~~

And then educated those lovely children on the rights and wrongs of animal care.

Also Woo...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

I'd rather kill the kids.

Perhaps there could be some kind of rape-to-death situation. Do you know any violent, psychopathic paedophiles?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

* Looks at "b3ta Friends List"

Yea.. quite a few!

Would you have any preference of sex, height or length of service as a b3tan?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

*cries*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

Hahahahaha.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

haha you fell for his trap! hahaha trap!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

now he has him in his clutches!

if he starts explaining evil plans to him, that may be Mr The Hat's chance to escape in a contrived manner

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

sorry

I was distracted by my image on the FP . . . C];0p
'ello Dix!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Pffftt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

I'd prefer sex.

was that the question?

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

that explains a lot

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

No.... This explains a lot ¬

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

and do a nice boiled egg salad

no sense in wasting

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

PLAY THEM SPOONS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

nicely animated

clicked!

(londoner, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

Hahaha

turn it up higher!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

I travelled among unknown men,
In lands beyond the sea;
Nor, England! did I know till then
What love I bore to thee.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

Dance.

Dance magic dance.

*glees*

Talk about living the stereotype! I've got three American guests that appear to have come to England to watch television.
One is sitting by the breakfast buffet and has cowwed his way through a quarter of the croissants I have bought for the entire hostel!!!

EDIT: They only seem to want to watch American program(mes) so they can comment on how old they are.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

Quoth Mr Trellis

'Shit!'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Fat peeps in flannel shorts:P

No joke; this one guy has now got though seven croissants

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

SEVEN!?

Put on some QI and see if you can edjumakate them...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha

I just had to ask one to use a seat rather than lying right across the floor
blocking all people from coming on and out of the room.
In his defence he did manage to shift his weight so he was just blocking half the entrance one the other half on the chair.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

You should point the webcam at them

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

I was thinking that.

I'm very tempted to buy one of the small webcams and train it on the room:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Tell them that if they like pastries so much they should really visit Baker Street

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

They got her at about 5pm last night.

They have'nt left the TV room yet. I've been trying to suggest things to do but TV seems more important.
They've probably done the same thing in each country they've visited
and they'll go home and claim to be well travelled:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

Well in all fairness, they *have* travelled...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

I just discovered that one thought that using a plate

means you lean over the tray of cheese and ham when eating. The tray was so covered in pasty crumbs I hads to throw the whole lot out.
Grrr. They're really starting to piss me off now!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

I suggest you sit seething in the corner and continuing to post comments on b3ta

I'm sure they'll see the error of their ways

;P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Well it's cheaper that therapy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

After seven croissants they'll be positively saturated in smug-radiation

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

What a waste of a journey!

My mum did the same in Mexico.. staying in a beautiful resort, the sun was shining...but NO lets sit in the room and watch TV all day.

/FFS blog

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

Well there's worse. I got this review the other week. With the kitchen comment bare in mind we only have 30 beds.

The duty manager will not response and help to prepare hot water for you to make tea include breakfast time, you always fill up the kettle
yourself. Enjoy the breakfast in the reception office but there is not enough space for guests
to have their breakfast. The kitchen is very small and allowed 2-3 guests only @ the same
time. The fridge is not cool enough to keep food fresh, so that food always get bad not
more than 2 days.

EDIT: Both fridges are checked daily to ensure they're at the regulation 3c.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

if you think those reviews are bad, wait until after the London Bash...

*blackmails*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

You didn't go through the booking system:p

Plus you've given me a review already:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

I have £50 here with your name on it for the room

when do you want it?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

When you get here is fine:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

but they don't have television in england!

it's all villages and shit!

and like, some kind of crap old tiny car!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Our cars are quite big

Oh and they're called tractors.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

but they ain't no pointlessly stretched hummer

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

May as well park this here....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

i think you forgot to finish it

no offence

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

indeed

needs more
~~Eddie~~Wesley

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

It does suffer a little

by it not actually being a Wesley Snipes film, the crossing out of Eddie Murphy's name suggesting that Eddie Murphy may have died and the fact that Snipes has only got 3 years, not Life. But other than that, er..... ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

ballbags?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

yes, that's B-A-L-L-B-A-G-S

Ballbags

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

SCROTAL HERESY!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

I'll nutsack your ballbag

you see if I don't

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

Robin Gibson...

or Mel Williams... you decide!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

Robin Williams rawks!

Mel Gibson, not so much.

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Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

He looks like Chris Penn!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Holy shit

you're right! :|

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Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

actually looks worrying like my uncle

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

Is your uncle

Chris Penn ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

strangely enough

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

Well there is

the Gollum and Yoda love child:

or the Angelina and Scarlett love child:

Thanks to MorphThing!

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

ummm

my pants just got wet and sticky...

to the second pic i swear

(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

i've had both of them in a 3-way

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

is there any difference with angelina?

she looks just as fugly as always

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

Tommy Capello loves it

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

thanks to 4itchy for source pic

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custard, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Ahhhh....

My poor ~~arse~~ eyes!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

He kind

of shapes it into a nose and thus looks like he has a hand up each nostril

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

There is that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

He's shuffling his truffles!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Mr Body Massage!

(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

he loves it really

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

*waits for his head to come off*

*waits*

nice work as usual Mr Toast

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

waits for the gladiator whacking stick to be replaced by a CDC

*waits*

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

haha nice

I like the way it just ends up stroking him

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

Haha!

Hit eeem!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

*clicks furiously*

'ning the board!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

Now

that cotton bud is too big, you'll never get that in his ear!

Woo!

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Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

*gets old man out*

*pokes*

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

Tax...what tax?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7366211.stm

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Ninj, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

It's ChrIIIIIIIIIIIIstmAAAAAs!

also this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

Looks like it may be one of those days....

also this

PS: NING BOARD!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

and

this and 'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

Pffftt... ^ That

* That was quite funny (for you)

also Ning MN!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Do you mind

I did a stunner of a gag in March!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

nings WB

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

lemmie guess

Wesley Snipes has been caught tax evading?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

Don't worry it's a new thing that only been in the news for 4 months or so:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

jesus.

it's taken four months to make it here?

geez b3ta had better get it's act together. I don't watch the news, it's too depressing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

well, I think the fact that the sentencing was today may have something to do with it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

banged up with John Peel you say

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

And Jonah in the whale!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

have this not worth its own thread rabbit. yes, i am rabbit jacking your thread

(

connor, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

yay! ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

rabbit tooth!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

*feeds carrot*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

ar wooo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

jack-rabbit, then?

yes?

(

the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

This

has more rabbit than Sainsburys

:OD

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Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

rabbits!

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

Is he Vogue-ing?

That'll make him very popular in clink

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

nings JS

you survived work yesterday then?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

yes mate...

had to buy lots of dvds on the way home to calm down.

Lady S had a shit one too, so we both ranted at each other then got drunk

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

The last bit of this

sounds fucking spectacular.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

It was...

shame its the cleaning lady's day off today

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

I'm having a cleaning frenzy at the moment

'cos the B&Q man is coming round to design my new kitchen.

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Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

pea tiem!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

Elvis

would have been great as an action hero. Killing the baddie while singing Suspicious Minds.

(

Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

Taxes? Do not want.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

HAHAHHA!

Soon not to be day walker:D

EDIT: How strange. I was looking at my booking system and it's all booked out for just one day on the 31st of next month. Most bizarre!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

Albanian Eel Day

that's what

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

Albumen Heal Day!:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

YAY

I can only think of one small adjustment to make exceedingly funny. Make it Evade 3 !!!!!!

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

hhahaaha

i like how the unmodded part of the poster has that 'seamless' look to it :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

pffft

nice one

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

arf

nicely done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

Arf

and I like the taggage too..

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

Hehehe

'nings all!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)

hahaha

apparently his advisors convinced him that the US government had no right to demand taxes from him..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

it's more complex than that

the IRS is a racket in america - and the tax goes to pay off the interest on the loan given to the US gov from the privately owned Fed Reserve banks

there's a group of ex IRS agents who have gone public over this scam

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1r1hNjxVfU&feature=related

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

as I understand it,

they convinced him correctly that writing to the IRS and saying "I've made this much. I'm not paying my taxes." means whilst he WAS evading taxes, he wasn't defrauding anyone.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1jqLximBZI

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

If I were a Rich Man....

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)

Hello!

Want to make friends? then please shink your filesize just a tad . . . thanks

and have a Woo!
despite this having bindun more than Jordan

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)

achtung.

Seig heil, donna und blitzen pig dog. ve hav ways of making you talk, Aaarrrggghhhhh!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)

Thass racist that is!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)

Ning Aunty!

How do?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)

'ello!

EDIT: Where the hell did Lee Majors disappear to!? I was just about to reply
*wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)

sorry!

replied to wrong person - you must have refreshed in the 5 second window it was there!

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)

'ning Mr. Hat

Here's one you'd be proud of, but not worth its own thread

(

finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

THERE it is! C];0D
PARP!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

and I thought mine was bad!

heh heh!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)

FRIENDS ARE OVER RATED

DO

NOT

LISTEN

TO

HIM!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)

unless they come with benefits

*plays two up*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

Two cup?

Ning Awl

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)

It's ANZAC day in gawdzonecountry

so Aussies all have a big piss up and play a coin tossing game called two up. where you flip two coins at once, try and call both, you can't call evens.

Some Aussies even go for the massive pissup near Suvla Bay. It's a great way to remember the fallen, get drunk and dance and desecrate memories by pissing on people's graves.
/annoyed by ANZAC day becoming too much of a party.
(edit) oh you're taking the mickey with a cup joke, whoops, well have the rant anyway.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)

Whenever....

Someone mentions the Aussies I immediately think of 2 things. Winning the Rugby World Cup and Fosters, Which leads to Beer which leads to tonight which leads to central London which leads to Women + Beer + FUN :D Woo Hoo

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

I'm sitting at home in the dullest place in the antipodes

with very little hope of pulling women even if there some here. Then you mention a terrible beer, a world cup loss (at home to some stupid twerp who hasn't has a significant contribution since).

Although, when I think of Poms and sport I think of the recent 5-nill Ashes drubbing that you copped.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

I love to refer to Australians as bloody convists

Even though we shipped out all the petty thieves and their families
and kept all the rapists and murderers

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

We like to refer to English

as soap avoiding whinging pommie bastards

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

That's me

you inbred salad dodger

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

bloody stuck up earbasher. youse mob's towels are drier than a dead dingo's donga.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

Pommie Bar-steward

/childhood radio blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

Whenever anyone mentions Australians I am torn:

Kylie or Danni?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)

Natalie Imbruglia

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

Wood

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

melissa george

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

I'd do both

and at once

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

Not Sure about Kylie

gone a bit downhill since she was ill

but still
Wood

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

Germaine Greer?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

Anyone for Mel Gibson

Thought not

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

SEPPO!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

Arf!

Very good :)

But the file size should really be a little smaller in all honesty. It is generally held that a still image should be no larger than 50kb and animations 250kb.

But woo anyway :)

Ning all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)

Sowwy

I will make sure future postage will be below 50kb

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)

I think we'll survive the extra 14k

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

14kb is a bit pissy to argue this much about

what does everyone do? right click and check every filesize?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

it's the b3ta equivalent of

leaving your wheelie bin slightly open

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

it seems like a wheelie bad idea

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)

that pun was rubbish

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

probably bin done too

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)

I refuse to join in

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)

why is trash talk not good enough for you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

He must not want to 'WASTE' his time.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)

all these throw-away comments make me sad.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)

Enough!

Or I'll have to Dump this thread

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

can i tip you over the edge

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

You need to put a skip in your step

TJ programe about DC COMICS on radio 4 now

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)

yYou're so Fly (tipper)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

We're gonna end up scrapping

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

My girlfriend's name is Deb(ris)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

So does she

Give you alot of trash talk ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

i'd put the radio on but it's no doubt going to be chock full of spoilers

or something

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

no, but the image size is large and

but the image size is large andhe posted an animation yesterday that was a bit big. The point is that I'm on restricted bandwidth here and there's no need to make this image over 50K. Also I couldn't have asked in a much nicer more polite fashion so ANY MORE OF THIS AND I SHALL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECKHOLE! C];0)
thankyou for your understanding

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)

I think I love you

nobody has ever wanted to be that kinky with me before

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

Too be fair to the person /\

He did ask nicely and I have only started posting here lots so I am happy to take constructive criticism.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

actually I'm annoyed that when ever someone posts

something at about 14kb over, a HEAP of people jump in and reply filesize related comments. It's annoying. That said, I don't like seeing people abuse the faq, but 14 kb is just a little petty. Especially when some people get away with posting 75kb images all the time.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

Aah early morning Board Nazi political debate

just can't be beat ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

my blood pressure is going up

and I DON'T LIKE TEA OR JAFFA CAKES1!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)

There there - calm down...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

hums chocolate biccies

Tim-Tams

Makes me laugh somewhat....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

Tim Tams

Your For'n aren't you?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

for'n?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

As in not from this country... For'n

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

ah yeah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

I've got ginger nuts

But if the money is right I can Make them Gary Baldys

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

Joke time.....

Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff. (NO NOT THAT CLIFF) boom boom TISH.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

*actual size

'ningles peeps and woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)

Ning all.

TJ/Question - who the hell is this, and why has the night shift embraced him to such an extent?

Much obliged...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)

YOUR MUM!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)

I suppose I deserved that

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

Yes

Yes you did!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

he's on some of these

www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/500m_row
edit : StickFigureNinja found a random picture on pbase www.b3ta.com/board/8311364

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

O_o

...and his neck is where?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

he's just another silly meme oohhhhh whoaaaaaa whoooooo

www.b3ta.com/board/8311364

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

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