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# Dynamite surfing the sequel, Dynamite Surfing 2!!!
Check out this awesome sequel to the origional Quicksilver Dynamite Surfing vid. The boys are back and this time its bigger, badder and much more explosive!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8v1ckHaxZU
(bhbeale, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *ahem*
Could you take a look at the FAQ?

/links board may be better....

Edit: And also - for use of the word 'awesome', you get this:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
#
I hope that's shopped...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Sadly,
no!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh christ is it male or female
if it's male it makes me feel so much better about myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'll go and ask.
*goes and asks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Pffftt...
I read that as "I'll go and arse"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ^ needs more optician
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# eye cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Well, they could probably help with that,
I'm guessing.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# pffft...
awesome should only be used in the phrase

"Awesomo power!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ^ what he said
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Release the hounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# shame we've not got a board for posting links on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Ummm...
Anyone want to join me in my bunker? I've got tea and biccies...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *necks freshly made, scalding hot tea*
*joins*
*holds out cup for tea refill*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *pours*
Oh what a lovely flaming, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Positively delightful!
*slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hob-nobs?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hob-nobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ^This kind only I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# If you have herbal tea on ice...
I'm there!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ponce
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# frozen compost juice?
are you mad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Iced herbal tea?
Oh lord... umm... I've only got Ginger, Echinacea and Peppermint I'm afraid, if you want anything different I'll have to pop to the shops...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Bourbons?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Jack Daniels, please.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Jack Daniels and Pastries??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# The *best* combo
ever.

100% truth - ^ right there.

Edit: combo breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ooh no, can't be doing with whisky-type things
I'll have the pastries, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ahh, you don't have to worry about *drinking* it!
Do what I do, just use an intravenous drip.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
Pastries Pie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# mmmmmmm
Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Bourbons!
He said the magic word!

You win today's star prize which today is a... erm...

*checks pockets*

sweaty wallet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I have some rather lovely pastries I could bring along...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# How simply marvellous!
Best. Bunker. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I say, sounds jolly nice
tho I just had a magnificent bacon/lettuce/tomato/onion baguette

so may have to forgo a biccie or two
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
#
window licker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# stick this on the links board, you mother!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ^ What they all said... and probably those as well ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Do you work for Quiksilver?
That sounds a lot like marketing bollocks. If so, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# LOL
Excellent, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ARF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# OH HAI THAR AM IT TUESDAY TIEM NOW? I CAN HAZ B3TA POATS???????????????
OH LMAO WTF LOL!!!!!!!!!!
FAQ IS 4 TARDS@!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN NOTICE THE
Posting a link? Consider using the links board.
RIGHT ABOVE DIS MESSAGE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# don't know what it's about but you mentioned surfing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# \o/
Henry!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# aehehehehehehehhehehehehe wipeout
budduhbudduhbuddudduuddduudddduddududuh
budduhbudduhbuddudduuddduudddduddududuh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Surfing rawks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Woo
And it looks like my call for reposts came late :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# flaming and reposts
are why god invented tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You're a wise man
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You, Sir, are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I think more threads like this
should smoothly turn into repost threads rather than "repost a flame picture" threads.

In this spirit I just unearthed this gem from the ninja challenge late last year from my "My Images" search thing, which I offer up to you now for no reason other than its crapness entertains me.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Whoa ninja lightsaber buttplug!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# He looks alarmingly serious about it
I think he was trying to work it deeper and then realised he forgot lube and is now trying to work it back out again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# it;s just a random spam monkey
click that button that says ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'd rather repost crap
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Anus
I'd be interested if posting such crap actually increases your sales or even indeed your hit rate

B3ta is full of mardy bastards (myself included) who would read your post as

"Please never buy a Quiksilver product ever ever again"

and I'm happy to comply. So that's one lost customer.

Do the customers you gain outweigh the ones you lose? My guess is No.

Conclusion: Not only have you embarrassed yourself and your company on a heavily read interweb site, you've actually decreased your customer base.

Good Job.
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I doubt this is actually related to Quiksilver.
The original video was one of those "is it real" ones, whereas this one is shite in a cup.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# How did you post a mirror on the boar . . .
oh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Viscount Hattington....
bless you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# surfing you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *picks up phone*
*dials the appropriate number*
"hello, yes, can you connect me to the give a fuck department"

"what? you say that nobody is available to give a fuck currently, ok, I might try and phone back later, that's if I give a fuck myself, bye"

I still love you really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# fail
well done adverbot, you suck. How about studying the nuances of places like this before ploughing in and making yourself look a dickhead.

Take you'r viral and stick it. Ass-munch.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# oh jesus
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Egypt sends birthday greetings to it's northern neighbour...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You crazy, mad, fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# haha
Is it one of those that can't be blown out? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :)
out up
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# For all your needs, down under
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
squeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
kwiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# A most confusing film.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# No, you should not be having those thoughts
Most of the girls were munters! Especially Girls Aloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# :O
Are you mad? Lilly Cole is stunning
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# The best of a bad bunch
What's with the miserable ginger? Has she had a stroke? Has she lost the ability to smile?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# She's a aloof.
There's also a blonde one with stupidly long legs.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# she looks like the lass from that Playstation commercial.
not quite human....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# she IS
the lass from the playstation comercial
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# well, that would explain *why* she looks like the lass from the
Playstation commercial, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# she's
a most fearsome and ugly wench, no doubt.
Jaime Murray is what a woman should look like. No hint of alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# She's very pretty
but are you sure she's 100% human?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# you mean fish faced cole?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# We prefer
shopped pictures only, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Nice!
Do more "How to play".
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've not seen the new filum but it always amazed me that the snotty fat horrid first formers transformed so amazingly when they joined the sixth form . . . Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# The Head Girl is........
No! NO! BAD THOUGHTS! BAD!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Sixth Form is OK...
At least they're legal by then, and they all look pretty hot to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Out of curiosity, is this film filled with 25 year old 'teenagers?'
if so, no need to feel dirty :D

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hmm yeah...
they don't even have tails!
Are you okay?

:)
(SarahBear, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# That.
bad because it featured a load of young school girls or that it was just bad?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

First compo entry. It's probably been done. It's so obvious and bad... I'm really sorry.
(Nissun, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D I like it
Are you American and if so what are you doing up at this ungodly hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# 'ning Dixon!
*hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Hello chap!!
*waves*
*waves with hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Glad you liked it
And no, I'm spanish. It's 12:00 here xD
(Nissun, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *wishes she was in Spain*
*if only for the fact they're an hour ahead*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Ah lovely stuff
Just wondered since you used American spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# OH YOU SHOULD BE VERY VERY SORRY
I MEAN YOU WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR TAKING THE PISS OUT OF CACKHANDERS???????!!!!!!!!

click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# It's new to me
'n I like it :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# sorry, i was playing about with this and made myself giggle!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# SCS had a similar Q&A thing
Ask it a question about Sofas and it didn't have a clue what you were on about.

Ask it for the meaning of life and it would give you some smart arsed answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I saw a load of these over the long weekend...
* Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# made another!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Nice...

* You missed out Chocolate flavored CuntyMints?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I had the chocolate-flavoured cola
Actually black cherry and chocolate. Very nice, but limited time only. Probably too many people looked at the colour, not the label, and thought "WTF? This cola tastes like cherries and chocolate!"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry]



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# haha
why the fosters?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hey, i don't drink that shit, just wondering why your yobbos do...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
#
yours Britain's
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *urr-urrrrrrr*
He's not in Britain.

*fail*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# bugga
can't people be nice and post approximate locations on their profile (which I did read...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hope so!
*calibrates telescopic sight*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# needs more blue tongue
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/bluetongue.jpg
been saving this for a rainy day.

under my pillow.
also woo! mr the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# oooh you shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# don't be like that
i treasure that, i'll bring a print to the bash for you to sign for me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# \o/
With my SPECIAL handwriting!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
SPESH-ULL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
'noon.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# PARDON?
*hand-jives* 'ning Squiddles! How's the missus? Still enamoured with me? *preens*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha
ne'er a day goes by when she doesn't ask after you
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahahaha
i think i used to work with him
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Damn you, Mr The Hat!
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Haha
'ning everyone!

*goes back into hiding*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# What a tease.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# votes for Aunty Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Might I bask in your glow of somekind of large hand humour.
Also, you amazing funny person.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 6 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Sunset . . .
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Office lol...
click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
#
should have had the moon come up in the hands! wootooyoo!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Oooh . . I might to that
sunmooonsunmoonsunmoon
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# That is cool!
*enclickifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Woo!
but tsk!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Busted . .. .
However . . . I took the speed advice and changed it . . . Honest Mr Hat-Meister
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *hugs anyway*
I only remembered it 'cos it's ace


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# And you're as old as the hills so have seen everything anyways
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Why you . . .
*hobbles after*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# that's rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# and the earth did die!
:D clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Love it!!!!!
CMON EVERYONE SEND IT TO THE FRONT PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ah
the kiss of death!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
#

And a woo to your picture
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# but.... GORDON'S ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I think that's the first reply this picture has ever had that wasn't
'are they wanking?'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# but...
...are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# No, but Gordon is.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Gordon's alive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# erm... yeah!
*hasn't actually watched Flash Gordon*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# me niether, but it gets a run in the Queen song: flash
have a youtube link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Empty your desk on the way out, Gordon...

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Yay!
I'd have him for an hour! How much?
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Very poor TOAP to ease myself into the week...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# But a loooooong neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Why can't North and South Korea get on?
Because neither of them can say "Sorry".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Eating under Mum's skirt while she's shopping at Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i heard that joke in 'Extras' yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# wow
are we posting old jokes on pictures now...
give me a sec and i'll post the knock knock doctor who joke on a piucture of the tardis... it'll be an fp for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Am I due a flaming for this?
I chanced upon this snap yesterday. It delighted me greatly and so am risking a singeing as I am fearless!

Failed escapee

runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# burns embassy
etc
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# burns Sterling Superkings
cheap bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i was looking for an excuse to rp this

now i have a fag related one.

edit/ this happened seconds after the last time i posted it
www.b3ta.com/board/6593005
i wasn't happy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# oh dear, the pic must have gone down the board faster than a Russian Prostie!
have a woo and click now though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# thankyou
you have now increased my replies to this by a substantial number of percentage points.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha
Well I do what I can...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# at this rate another couple of outings and it'll hit double figures :)
not that i'm bitter at all you undestand.
and in case anyone was wondering where iamyounotme has gone, he's been helping me extend my cellar, he's fine, albeit looking a little pastey.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# oh there there
don't be bitter, cheer up, it's Tuesday remember, fun for the whole b3ta!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Did you take this photograph?
If not, it belongs in links.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Yup!
But good point :)

here's a link to my Flickr in case any doubt.

www.flickr.com/photos/7790703@N02/2468689154/

Edit: Ok, I give up - canna get link to work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mind if i have a try...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7790703@N02/2468689154/

when the link has nasty characters in it, go the whole hog and type:
< a href="http://LINK TARGET"> text to display < /a >
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# that's handy
i ran into a similar problem yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# it's the auto parsing.
whenever you get a symbol like @ ( or on boards using ubb []) then the parser sticks the /a bit at the end of that thinking the url has ended, if you use the preview first it will parse your html and you can then fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I see
he says, lying through his teeth. But I get the idea and thank you for it. Sterling work! Ha ha ha! Did you notice that? Sterling... Ha ha ha! God, I surprise even myself sometimes. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dribble dribble collapse
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ^this
more or less.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^this
It's perfectly understandable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# this link?
www.flickr.com/photos/7790703@N02/2468689154/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
#
I'm tempted to edit mine and point it somewhere else...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hehe
I gave it some thought whilst typing out the html.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# heh heh!
'twould have been a jolly wheeze but thanks for not. If you see what I mean. BTW, I actually said 'nice day, what' to a passer-by yesterday. I may be cracking up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hhahahahah
this is post worthy


woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Is it the Fritzl baby that tried to escape?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Could be!
Hadn't thought of that. Shame she got as far as Edinburgh only to make a balls up showing off on her motorbike, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] This has to have been done


Click for biggernesses
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# He's such a handsome devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# sure he is
when it comes to ginger, less is more
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I concur
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Please don't hit me
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 6 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# me?
oh pish, I'm a little softy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the victims.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# There is supposed to
be conversation afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# if you see this man please don't approach him
ploice consider him to be dangerouse to children, small animals and easter eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ploice eh?
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 6 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# WHORE
Edit: Incidentally, I may be in manchester on the 13th if you will be interested in pintage. I shall keep you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# but
sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# yes
undeniably.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# keep me posted.
I should be in that area then according to my diary. I have a meeting to arrange at Birmingham airport that week and it's down to the other party being available but nothing planned as of yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Arf!
Have a pea from over the bank holiday for your troubles :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Mint imperials
laugh in the face of your polos!

ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# W I N S !
FP and click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hehehe
have rob and joel, flipped 180 since their last outing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ARGH!
They have four hands each!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# He is extremely ginger
Instruction books are for poofs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# GINGER PEOPLE HAVE BIG COCKS!!
So they say....

The lord giveth, the lord taketh away...eth

I loikes this!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I don't often say it.
but I've been told on more occasions for it to be more than pity. Fat AND long. I'm a winner down there. Shame I've nowhere to put it these days. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# =^o^=
rowf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# out of practice on these!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# pffft
wow, that's really... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hhaha
yeah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# LUSH!
TOTALLY would.

Twice.

With a stick.

Covered in poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# out of practice
or just out of your mind?

Woo. Good job fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# maybe both!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Good lord
He/She/It looks how I feel this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# awww.
I bet you feel lovely this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Well judging by the way my brain is feeling, I feel warm and fuzzy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# you are supposed to feel
toned and muscular, with a hint of compliance. Don't spoil my fantasy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Well, one out of three ain't bad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# now you are talking
instead of biting the pillow. It's all going wrong! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# you are a mutant!
IAMFP :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ooh
scary.

what was the source pic like?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# she's pretty
samisox-stock.deviantart.com/art/Corset-Portrait-4-79060918

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# awesome work dude
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# why do you hate my eyes!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# mwahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# She could do with a bath
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# are you?
you should practice less then. this is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# i've not done
many of these for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ning Jesse
Scary but Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Awesome! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ninglimationismaries to you all.
I spent the bank holiday in Brighton with Mrs A Vagabond and her brother & wife, and we ate, drank, and talked bollocks. It was fab.



CFB

What did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Why am I looking at your mod?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Because I don't have a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ningles you
also good morning other board denizens.
Good weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I spent the bank holiday in Brighton with my mates laughing a some other muppets, eating, drinking and talking bollocks. It was fab.

* May contain lies

NING BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I was in your house shitting in the cups
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I was in my house
laughing at Rangers drawing with Hibs
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ooh yes..and also this ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# HaHa - This^

and raping you cat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# The only pussy you can get?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Incorrect..

I once had a Pus filled Pussy called Pugsy..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# you are such a slave.
Take a year or 5 off. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I quite enjoy doing it on bank holidays and suchlike,
I can guarantee no interuptions, phone calls, meetings etc and actually have a complete full day of constructive progress :)

It's a joy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I spent all of yesterday in the park
I burned my neck

the park wasn't in France
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I was working since it wasn't a bank holiday here
But it is next Monday mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# We've got three this month, haven't we?
It's a hard life. I seem to remember four in May last year.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# 3??
Are you in Bayern perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Baden-Wuertemberg
I may be wrong on the three thing but I seem to remember someone mentioning we had them last night



edit: why on earth did this reply here? oh well, at least it still makes some sense....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# We have 2 (Brandenburg) 1st and 12th
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Just checked
and we get the 22nd as well as the 12th.

I love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i've spent it wallowing in self-pity after making a total cock of myself on the work night out on friday.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# We want juicy, juicy details.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# umm...
i don't know if i should...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# You can't lick us to full erection then pull up our pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you use your tongue
purtier than a twenty dollar whore
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
www.hana-ess.eu.dodea.edu/activities/video/dog_screen_clean.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Why are you pressing your hard sex-cock onto the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# How can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I can see out of that dog's eyes
and I must say, I'm rather impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Thank you..

* Waves it about in the air like a slinky toy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# fine!
*finishes off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# whatdidyoudo?
whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?whatdidyoudo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *sighs*
well, of course i got pissed, then i nearly punched the team leader from the other hospital around here,
then the usual drunken crying (i shouldn't bottle everything up)
being a bit sick,
having our team leader inform me at the end of the night that when he gets back off holiday at the end of the month he wants to talk to me about my internet usage, so hane that to look forward to for the next four weeks.
=(
i'm such a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *points*
haha!

:( sorry to hear that old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *smacks head on desk*
where did i put those scalpels?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh you silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *sobs*
hold me....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# i recommend punching your team leader
anyone that calls themselves team leader needs punching.

wanna get into trouble, follow a leader, leaders should be avoided at all costs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I'm a manager - is that worse? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *ignores*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# it's ok
as long as you don't ever call yourself team leader, managers are fine they're handy for blaming when things go tits up.
but the name team leader instantly brings out the
awkward little git in me. human resources do that to me as well, personnel dept's are fine though.
it's no wonder in my previous life i ended up getting stacks of written warnings, all for different things so i never got fired.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Mind piss!
But of the cool and hard variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# he was such an arrogant bell-end.
and i seem to recall him talkin' trash about lego at one point...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yey to lego..

Lego is not trash - FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You silly, silly boy.
When the team leader talks to you about web use, punch him in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes, this ^
Then puncture his right eye with a scalpel while screaming "I LOVE HORSES"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# DAMN PATHOLOGY!!
when i last had an interview they told me there was a large turnaround of staff so i could apply next time,
there hasn't been a single job advertised!!

i have to get out of here...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I hope
that was cooled self-pity?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# there is nothing cool about me.
i offically am a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# :D
Cheer up old bean, life is far too short to wallow in self-pity/loathing like that, take it from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i can't help it.
i just hate myself so much.

ah well.
i promise not to drink at the london bash...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# haha
and anyway, that's what work do's are there for anyway, I've made a much worse twat out of myself than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i guess....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Phwoar!!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# like you wouldn't believe!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i trimmed my bush
i also trimmed the bushes of five of my neighbours, i'm nice like that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you bastard
i wanted my bush wild and unruly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i'll have no unruly bushes in my jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I hope you got to keep the trimmings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i went to the shops
and got thoretta a duplo fire engine.

then we had lunch of baggettes, cheese and Chorizo.

then i read the paper and relaxed, but it started to piss down with rain, so i had to bring the washing in.

i had a balti in the eveing and watched 'the assasination of jesse james by the coward robert ford' and went to bed late.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ooh ooh, me sir.
I had chorizo too, with pastrami. I might have it again today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# i wish i could have chorizo
she's well fit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Whatever happened to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# she seemed to get mega busy at work
and only appear now and again.
then she just disappeared.


she's not in my basement
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# lets see you say that in 24 years time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# new job i think
and an unhealthy interest in cycling.

she pops in from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I walked the dogs
drank beer and wine and talked bollocks to them. In the past I have been to Brighton and Scarborough on a number of those very machines ( but not at the same time )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Well I was in Switzerland, and still am.
But I have to fly home tonight :(

This is what I was looking at on Thursday Evening :)

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/MichaelsPics059.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Looks lovely.
And chilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Oh noes!
It has been at least 20 degrees every day, I havent had to wear a jumper once :) It's the first time I have ever been here, but it is just so stunning. This is the best partof my trip so far,

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/MichaelsPics229.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# This could be heaven for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I'm off to Swissland in August
I'm dead excited
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I went for a picnic
and climbed a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# what a splendid thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It's bedtime...! (I hear you say)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Well, you look nowt like him Bill
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# pff...chick..pff-ppf...chuck
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# you've never seen it have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaha
psssssshhhhht-kuh psssht-kuh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Red hat guy reminded me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# My sadly
departed but wonderful first Rottweiler took a wander over my garden wall after I'd had her ( from rescue) about 3 weeks. I was panicked, It's all stables and fields behind me and I did not know the dog well and she had some issues from being severely beaten.
She turned up about 15 minutes later, wagging her arse in a frenzy and holding the remains of half a freshly killed cat in her mouth which she dropped at my feet with glee.
We got on great after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# As I may have mentioned before,
I think it is in Rudloe.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# As I may have mentioned before,
It's directly behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# How do you know it's his one?
It could be someone elses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] my first of these...


...and possibly the last
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:00, archived)
# hahahaha
Your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *does the your all gay dance*
*brings on the your all gay merekat troupe*

EDIT: Actually thanks for that! Damn guests have been singing that fucking Hanson song and now I just have your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Hehehe
'nings all!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# nings matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Unexpected Brick!

Not as bad as a unexpected horse, but a lot worse than a unexpected flea.
(Click for much better .swf)
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Tue 6 May 2008, 8:38, archived)
# crikey, it's the levitating Borley brick
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Is he glued to that cross?
Or did they just smear poo on it first?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:44, archived)
# wow
that brick's got an inertia problem
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Pfft,
ONLY LIES MAKE JESUS CRY!
EVERY GOOD CHRISTIAN KNOWS THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# and jesus wept
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:40, archived)
# FP please!
top hummus! kerlick
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:47, archived)
# haha
clicking hard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i don't fear him, but i hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:51, archived)
# and rightly so.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:04, archived)
# rudolph with your nose so bright,
do you have kaposi's sarcoma tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:10, archived)
# santa clause ya cunt.....
pftttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:11, archived)
# I read this as
"welcome to the world of AIDS, Tokyo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:45, archived)
# hahah!
simple and to the point! i like! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:56, archived)
# brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Thats brill!
Nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:29, archived)
# He's a bit of a prat


I'm doing a presentation on the mathematics behind stop-motion animation, and using these fellas as guides throughout. This will be the intro animation (higher quality of course)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:27, archived)
# You haz all teh skillz.
I'm always amazed at the amount of submotion
in your clips. Attention to details pays. WooYay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:30, archived)
# cheers!
I got some nice praise from some professional stop-animators at, well, stopmotionanimation.com

Praise is good all around, but then I watched this guys' work... and to hear him tell ME i had potential, nearly knocked my socks off :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:50, archived)
# woo, and yay!
 
what more can I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:34, archived)
# heh, well done.
i'm giving a presentation on the physics of batrape. can you make me a video?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:53, archived)
# 12fps? or 24fps for smoother batrape action?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:07, archived)
# the rougher the better.
oh, you meant the resolution. whatever floats your boat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:11, archived)
# the jerkier the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:12, archived)
# hahahaha
I love that indignant pause before he walks off in a huff!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:46, archived)
# so awesome im jealous
i have a cam and a tripod and i have a cam and a tripod and...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:10, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:23, archived)
# That's good
I like the last part of the white dude with his grumpy arms.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:49, archived)
# How much maths is there in stop motion?
Great pic though
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