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And with this advice ...

... I'm off.

See you on the flip side!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

You should be put on some kind of register

for pedalling this filth!

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

*kicks*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

Aha! Missed both my legs!

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

I forgive you. You've saved yourself by referencing the Young Ones :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

Phew!

:OD

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

I AM DOING SO CURRENTLY. BUT I'M RUNNING OUT :(.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

which cider?

*bunches fist in case the answer is woodpecker*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

Well what would you drink?

strongbow?

*sips amaretto*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

....ERM ERM ERM ERM.

_{_{_*hides*}}

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

yes!

i like strongbow!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SAVAGES.

GET SOME THATCHERS DOWN YOUR NECK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

i have the feeling

it would be a little too sour.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

Worse.

EDIT: BETTER.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

worse?

do you mean
*looks round furtively*
magners?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

BLERGYSLSLSS.

It's Strongbow. But I'm on my last half of it. I may go to the shoppies later.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

Magners is banned from my house, my pub and my town.

the cunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

good.

as it should be.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

sounds interesting

where can I obtain this cider of which you speak?

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

some of you may recognise the story

but I forgot to save, so have this page I've drawn again :(
The start of the story is, as ever, in my profile.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

*glees*

Also I found this lying about Earls Court Road the other day:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

a computer desk?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

*inappropriates*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

*grabs*

*doesn't share*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

*loves it*

STILL nothing?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

still nothing =(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

No keys you gimptard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Bagsy the first couple of metres for the bash

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

bagsy the second couple of metres for similar purposes.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Bagsy the third couple of meters for sexiness and shenanananigans.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

bagsy the sexiness and shenanigans

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

Bagsy the film rights

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

bagsy the digital rights!

Gardens coming a long nicely.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

aww

Don't worry, it won't take us long to trash that lot.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

good job.

it looked like a shit tip before.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

Lets just say

You're lucky I didn't pan the shot down a bit:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

You got your nob out again?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Again?

I never put it back in after the first time!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

you can have 'em

as long as i get a cut of merchandising

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Sadly

I've already had the 'I got feltched at the London Bash and all I got was this stain on this lousy t-shirt' t-shirts made up.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

that'll do.

do you have one in size FF?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

But I do have the chainmail version. It's wipe clean too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

yay for metal clothing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

*puts on 'Sabbath shirt

d'oh,

*goes back to cupboard

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

*locks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

should've been

"I got felched at the London Bash and all I got were genital warts"

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

I want those back by the way!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

With gusto

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Well the wet rash is getting lonely!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

"I got felched at the London Bash and all I got was a slack sphincter"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

Bloody slack sphincters!

Bring back national service I say!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

bagsy the bagsy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

Are you that big already?

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

Bigger, but I don't need that much to warn people

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

Yeah the beeping when you reverse gives thatway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

And the yellow flashing light

And the annoying voice that says 'this Trellis is reversing, stand well clear'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

that will be funny

let's have a cracker-eating competition too. or turn up with a dot-matrix printer.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I'll bring the boules set!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

How do you manage to type with your arms folded?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

Trellis Line - Do Not Make Cross

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

You could commit a crime, set up the tape, and nobody would call the police

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

HAHAHAHA

that's a fucking ace idea!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

*whistles innocents and 24 years of having London bash peeps in his cellar*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

*looks forward to 24 years of "forced" sex*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

I had a roll of that

but lost it at last year's Glasto. It probably floated away.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

ARGH!

*Isn't going to sleep tonight for worring about the thing at the window*

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

that's

more than a little sinister. woo!

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

your story is long and propserous

I am glad

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

yours are awesome and inspirational.

hoorah for comics!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

HELLO TOM, I REMEMBER THIS FROM A WHILE AGO?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

...

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Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Nicolas Cage: One Man, One Hand Gesture,

A billion films

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

i'd still do him.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

I look exactly like him.*

Do me.

Although all care has been taken to remove lies, some may still remain

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

_{packaged in a lie rich atmosphere}

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

do you have muscles

comparable to his con air character?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

in Marinieres sauce?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*drools*

don't tempt me with seafood...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

haha. poncey sauces.

it's fucking butter and garlic!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

and

white wine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

I have trouble with getting the wine

past my lips to the pan.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

i don't have that trouble with white

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

are you mental?

I had a bottle of colombard chardonnay last night from my package from the wine club. It was divine ( J.P. Chenet ) and cheap. I was going to have another but tried the Western Cellars one instead and it was acidy muck ( from the same grape variety )
It's all about taste I suppose. there are fine whites out there but nothing yet has beaten my favourite tipple of Chateaux neuf de pape. That is the god's nectar.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

i totally agree with you

about the chenet. have you tried montrachet? it's my favourite, but very hard to find round these parts.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I have indeed.

I get all my stuff delivered from Tesco wine club which sounds worse than it is. I do buy by the case though.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

use really cheap wine

and buy 2 bottles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yeah

I don't use even vaguely expensive wine to cook with -- a total waste of something drinkable. Really cheap wine works just as well, if you've got the kind of cooking skills I have, anyway...

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

" Just put the bunny back in the box "

hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

he's got the whole world

in his hands

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

superb.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

steve buscemi

makes me laugh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

I look nothing like him.

But I do have better muscles. I just hide them under my fat so as not to cause riots.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

ah.

a technique which, i'm sure, is employed by many b3tans.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

but not many of us brave enough

to show it to all and sundry like me and Shalroth.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

i'll show(almost) anything

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

I've seen.

and may your god bless you for it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

heh

i have no god. sin is more fun without the guilt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

i'm too shy to show my body *blush*

www.b3ta.com/board/8339189

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

aaawww!

but you have the manly hairs and lack of beer gut!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

I have ginger hairs

and all the beer gut :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

*flappy hand*

oh you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

i don't do false praise

i'd do you, although that's not saying much. i'm well-known for being not very picky.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

thanks

i think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

AWWWW man did that movie suck

Con Air Con Shit

a shiny penny to the first person to id the quote

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Dogma

...now where's my penny ? :)

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Nicolas Cage

Plank of wood *see

*Keanu Reeves

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Nicolas Cage has only ever made quite bad films

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Lies!

There was that one with.... erm... or the one where he... err....hmm

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

You must be thinking of 'Ghost Rider'

an Oscar-worthy performance, if ever there was one...

Edit: I *was* kidding

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Raising Arizona?

I liked that one...

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

me too

and not just because i want to ride him like a prize-winning stallion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

^ needs more bucket of cold water

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

i can't help it

i'm naturally horny ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Well, I guess that's alright, then...

*retreats slowly*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

*advances with intent*

heeeeere, grunty, grunty....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*deploys counter-measures*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

gah! the smell!

*runs away*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

^This

I love that movie.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

The Rock

Ace filum - FACT!

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Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Ah....

now there's another good one.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, but the Cage-osity is outweighed by the

abundance of Connery.

Plus a dash of Ed Harris, who is brill.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

True...

I also like Con Air, despite Cage gurning all over it.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Yep, it's no so Micheal Bay-tastic

as to make one want to hurl one's lunch.

It would be nice if he could one day make a film without the use of Tony Scott's orange sky filters, though.

Just once....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

ha!

..or one in which he doesn't ride a motorbike into said orange-filtered sky to a soft-rock soundtrack.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Wild at Heart

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

another good call.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

yes

this

*sings love me tender*

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Heh heh

'Noon b3ta :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

noon mrs t.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

'Lo disco :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

*swoops in*

*hugs*

Hello Lovely!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yay, hugs!

*hugs*

Allo. Do you actually have my address, or did you send stuff to work last time?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*cctvs*

Nah, I got it....
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

*puts clothes back on*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Too late!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I know ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

oooOOOOooooo!

You tease!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

You called?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

and 'noon to you too sir!

*manhugs*

Are you well?

And more importantly, are you coming to the London bash?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*MANHUGS WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE*

gaz'd ya...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

'noon lully laydee!

*fondles*

*inappropriately*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

Oooh, fondling!

This day's getting better :)

*enjoys*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

'lo Trelly!

I've been in a Post Office queue for 3/4 an hour... how's you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

FAR too hot, but otherwise swell

Won't be around much for the next week or so, so thought I'd drop in :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Noon...

...Mrs T! :-)

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Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Grandad knows best..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

oh this one has the sniff of legal action about it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

here's hoping, eh?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

haha

damn right!

nobody has been threatened with a court raping in a few weeks :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

and it's always such good old-fashioned quality entertainment to watch as well...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

i really, really

shouldn't have laughed at this as much as i just did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

it wasn't him doing it

it was the devil possessing him therthore he did it
*brain explodes*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

I see you image has a certain ring about it,

this was one I did a long time ago not sure if facebook links work?

photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v117/80/50/532006238/n532006238_100211_3204.jpg

(site_history_log, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

Tesco Value... but not

All credit to Jeru for the inspiration!

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

*eats paste*

yum!

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

Arf!!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

now *that's* more like it!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

haha!

well done there!

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Pie Comic

Hey. I'm new here, so I thought I'd dive right in. Here's a real conversation I had with my girlfriend.

You Can Read More At: Pie Comics

(dredgeups, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

You have an enormous cock, don't you

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

First *LOL* this afternoon

thank you, sir.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

how wacky and zany

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

and filled with middle class angst

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

Aww I like that.

Very nice ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

What are you doing

listening in on the conversations of beardedwife and myself?!

btw: 'tis huge! Please thumbnail and link to bigness x

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

he looks like a rabid vegetarian

and an art teacher.
i prescribe fire, and lots of it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

you have too much talent for a tuesdayer

but you have failed on filesize. I'm sure someone will point you to the faq.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

you have done very well here i like this

but by internets are slow, smaller in future please :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Aww

I likey!

(Adamish Time of death, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

yeah!

...Like what everyone else said, about the boring matter of filesize, but this is quality stuff! Welcome!

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

I love you already

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

Why do people feel the need to dress their children up like this?

Sorry to post and run the dog's due at the vets in a few minutes!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

so as to pass on the feelings of hate and torment to a new generation

:D

edit: and I like this animation :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

*Cannestans*

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

haha!

great stuff...

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

I'm sorry, I had to, I really had to

Actually, I'm really scared to post this, haha, no I'm not, MUHAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hahahahahah!!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

1st response

Not a death threat

result! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

maybe so...

...but it was clansoul so it doesn't really count ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

haha

aww :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

Nooooo.......!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

hahaha

2nd response

borderline terror

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

lisa dingle?

*clicks*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

I don't know

:D

other than it being lisa the train woman

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

lisa dangle?

*clits*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

~~*clits*~~
*clots*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

I will kill you

(4th response?)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

YAY! DEATH TREAT!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

i accept all major credit cards

but not amex or diner's international

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

what a strange name for a card "Diners club international"

it's like people going from country to country, having dinner

and then leaving for the next country

what silly people!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

death treat?

is that like a funeral goody bag?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

it sure is

what could be a better way to spend the afternoon than cracking open a cold one and guzzling on the funeral goody bag?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

i can't think of a better way

to spend a sunny day.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

go on then...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

I just can't leave her alone

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

Poor girl

She spent ages trying to find me a train from Here to There earlier...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

we are weeping with laughter in the office here

we're also playing with www.alicebot.org
she is dirty

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Well when you get fed up of those

iGod is always good for a laugh

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

this has to be the most irritating thing... ever

(eyes, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

ahahahaha

what an alluring stare..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Foolishly he didn't heed the warninks...

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Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

sweet jesus

i can't believe i laughed at this.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Bindun

but 'tis still lol-worthy!

(

Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Didn't heed the "Warninks"

Makes this click worthy.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

lolly

reminds me of christmas

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

cuh lick

wyh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

There's over 3 billion litres of it in existence

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Before manwife had dreads he looked VERY like Che.

So much so that he managed to frighten the shit out of a kid in a Che tshirt at ozzfest.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

"ZOMBIE CHE IS BACK FROM THE DEAD TO KILL EVERYONE"

what fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

*smashes*

Mwahahaha!

(

Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

tis a shame his image bcame commericalised

might as well have been some one else

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

So THAT'S what happened to Baby Jane

(

Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

hahahahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

I can't be the only one who sees this?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

Christ, I can't watch that programme.

It makes me more angry than the news, for some reason. My mates all love it but I just can't be doing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

She is so much fun...

You asked: Spit or swallow

Lisa says: I don't think that has anything to do with travelling by train.

What a Slag...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

see? SEE?

titless!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

i'm about to start playing The Longest Journey, i'm rather looking forward to it

previously
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-6---tron.png
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-5-genie.png
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-4---6-millio.png
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-3-boney-m.png
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-2.png
www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/pound-of-flesh-1---moose.gif

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

which

one?

(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

the first one

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

exdplain this thing to me

as I don't like to miss out on stuff ( unless it can only be played on one of those kiddy boxes )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

its an old school point and click adventure from 2000

for people who are into that sort of thing is regarded to be the best of its breed. i'm about 20 minutes into it and its very impressive

heres the ign review
pc.ign.com/articles/160/160848p1.html

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

cool.

I'm all for old school and fondly remember such things as day of the tentacle, Darkseed 1 and 2 plus legend of kyrandia.

I've recently purchased this www.amigaforever.com/ ( again, I lost it a couple of years ago ) and may just play them all again.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

I've been playing Warcraft I again recently

and it's still superb. All this talk of GTAIV just makes me want to go back to GTAII, too.

(

boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

gta was my least favourite

theh gang system just bugged me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

It did me too at first

but I ended up quite liking it, especially when you'd finished all the missions for one gang, earning the eternal hatred of another,a nd then went on a massive killing spree to balance it back up again. They don't even fight back much for a while because you're so much in their good books.

(

boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

I hate gta

with a vengeance. I'm just so poor at anything that involves driving that rather than fail I just don't attempt. I sold my PS2 because i failed at gran turismo even though I loved it. ( but then I have a real gran turismo car so i console myself with that)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Pity

I've actually never even tried to play GTAIII or above but I and II are two of my favourite games. I suck at proper driving games, though. Years back I got a copy of Grand Prix Legends and tried to take one of the 1968 F1 cars around the Nurburgring.

Not successful.

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

my car has been round the Nur in

just under 9 minutes for real with me driving and is a special nurburgring edition. Another car like it with a better driver holds the lap record ( or did, I don't keep up with these things now ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

I would love so much to do that

Lucky bastard

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

I shall let you know when i'm doing a track day at Silverstone this year.

GTR-34 M spec nur and a 2007 BMW M5. I just have to save up for tyres ;)
I don't mind a bit of company.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

I'd be more likely to come along

if you were at Hockenheim or the Nurburgring again. It's many a year since I lived in Northants.

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

I'm not sure she will allow me

to go to the Nur again, but i have news for her. When my new nissan arrrives next March there will be no discussion, i'm off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

day of the tentacle was ace wasn't it?

if you're into story and charcter driven games rather than hack/maim/death/death/death you might like this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

Please say he's got a massive snout.

This is lovely- I especially like the colours.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

thats his head :(

thanks, i've just realised i should have recoloured the sun as well. blast ah well

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

It's still awesome

I just love snouts.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

oink

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

*glomp*

Hello lovelyboylovelyboylovelyboy, how are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

ok ta

hangover - going for coffee

want me to fetch you owt?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

Coffee pleeeeeeeease

Oh, and schnitzel in a bun if you see one on the way. I'm starved :-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

beer please.

oh and you might as well get me a beer sandwich too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Nice cold litre of Lowenbrau.

I wouldn't usually, but it's the weather for it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

you are nibbler

aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

YES

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

LA CHUPA NIBRE!

*runs away*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

*makes sad face*

No Putt-putt junior for you.

(is that what it was called?)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

scooty puff junior.

i want scooty puff senior, the doom bringer!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Oh yes!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

*Also runs

*trips Smash so she gets caught

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

noooooooooooo!!

if la chupa nibre doesn't get me, the mutants will!
they'll eat my hole AND half my alligator!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

save the hole

fuck the aligator

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

i can't

thanks to steve irwin, they're on to us now.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

*nibbles

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

You're brave, I retaliate.

BANZAI *leaps*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

*catches

*swoops round, throws back towards bouncy castle

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

there's a bouncy what now?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

It's over there

next to the chocolate fountain and the punch bowl.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!??????

have i told you lately that i love you?
*gorges on chocolate*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

This is the best game EVER.

I want YOU for my key worker.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Just doing my job M'am

*key works

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

i hope

you can hold your breath for a looooonng time!

/creepshow fan geekery

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

oh buggerit

i meant to have the tide come in as well. gah!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

it's not your fault

his friends filled the sea with 6 billion metric tonnes of gelatine, thus turning the sea into a fishy jelly, incapable of having tides.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Thats alot of previouslyness

the tide hasnt come in at all - this makes no sense

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

each frame is taken at low tide.

that beach has a very frequent tides.

dick :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

I live next to the sea

that is crazy tides - it usually only has 2 in a day - and why isnt he wet/drowned then

^{/being rather pedantic blog}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

maybe it's a lake shore

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Lies

Im just pissed off I went to a lecture that wasnt on and I still havnt slept yet

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

since saturday?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

na ive been up around 30odd hours

slept for about half a day after that stint

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

TLJ is the best game ever made

and I love it. I wish I could play it again for the first time, now I know every bit of it and I don't enjoy it as much. So enjoy it.

(Nissun, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

its looks wonderful

i miss point and click adventures. they were great. how many hours is it roughly?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

I can't really say

but the internet says that around 30. I would say it _is_ long. There are a couple of puzzles where you may get stuck, but the rest are just wonderful for thinking and trying.

I love the sci-fi parts of the game, but the fantasy parts are just as wonderful. The atmosphere, the scenarios, the characters and their stories... The game is win.

The second one lacks in many ways. The only "nice" parts for me were the factory and the Newport remake. It was mediocre compared to the first, but still stunning somehow.

(Nissun, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

you must be the only person in the country

not hardwired into GTAIV

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

I want that so bad

but I need to pass my degree - hooked up COD4 to the net - big mistake GTA would just ruin me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

meh i'll wait till its cheaper

i'm more an adventure game sort anyway :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

I'm not!

But I have A-levels coming up...

Also I'm not the biggest GTA fan ever, but I'll probably get it when it's cheaper.

Next game I'm buying will be MGS4. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

I'm not

and have no plans to be, either. It just seems a bit... unnecessary.

(

Ptortoise, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

vice city was the best

after that, it's just more of the same.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

Agreed.

...but that need not be a bad thing...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

i suppose not

but it can't compare to playing vice city for the first time

oh, and getting the cheats for the tank.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

What's

...The Longest Journey pray tell?

(

Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

by the sounds of things

another lie like the never ending story and final fantasy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

lol

But no, it IS long.

(Nissun, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

but if there are sequels

are these not longer?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha

You're getting the hang of this!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

thanks

just as eveyone's got bored of it

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

i really want chilli now!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

this!!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

I'll settle for Peru...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

you can have the isle of sheppy and be damned grateful!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

*scuffs toe on ground*

's okay I suppose...

*dies a little inside*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

I have a friend

called Diego who lives in Lima and can't understand why I laugh when he says they really do eat guinea pigs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

GO DIEGO GO

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I have a friend in Lima called Tito...

when I said that Llamas are great he told me that they're OK, but the Alpaca is tastier..

They EAT teh fluffeh!!!!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

what???

AFTER they've bumsexed them???

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

during...

It's all part of the thrill...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

they eat them raw and alive?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

and thrashing...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

now that's a dangerous shag!

imagine if a hoof caught you in the man-sausage?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

thats the tenderising process!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

well

bumsexing does make the bumhole tender, i suppose.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Llamas are larger than frogs.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

They... what?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Ole!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

She's a one, isn't she

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

*looks*

i can't see anything!
*sulks*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

She is rubbish

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

lisa is a spack.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Indeed

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

...& now I feel bad

*edit* REPLICANT!!!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

useless...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

i tried that yesterday

also tried asking what the question was

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

she is terrible

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

she is

and better don't tell her she's old

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

she seems so happy she couldnt answer my question

bitch

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

she's laughing at you

cunt her in the fuck!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

to be fair shes probably got a nice rack on her

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

a toast rack, maybe

that jacket is too loose for her to have anything down her bra but fried eggs and chicken fillets.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

huge office lol

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

trust me, i know these things

/has massive boobs

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

You asked: Are you lesbian

Lisa says:
Whilst this might be a fascinating subject for you, I'd much rather talk about travelling by train.

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

So a yes then

;)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Mind you... If you complement her she likes it...

You asked: Nice hair

Lisa says: Do you like it? I do try to look my best ...

*Slag

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

You'll eat humble pie and like it, beer boy

hehehe ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

i'll just stick to berating and belittling myself!

it's what i do bestest!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

I ALWAYS want chili

as long as I've cooked it. I make the best.

(though Lady S won't let me put kidney beans in it... WTF!)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

O_O

WHAT!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

Kidney beans are a necessity.

(

Cae1, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I KNOW!!!

but she's scared of beans (see QOTW about the fears).

The option is to make two pans, but that pisses her off also cos there's more washing up for her

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

How long do the beans need to be in it for?

if it's not long then just make one big batch and split at the end.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

I like to leave the whole thing simmering for at least an hour...

After six years I've yet to find a viable solution beyond making two lots at the same time

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Right- what you need is one of them split pan things.

I know they do them for veggies but I'm not sure about other pans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

*investigates*

cheers

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hope you find one suitable :-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

intergalactic spiciness...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

I have won an AWARD for my chilli

(well technically a bottle of sparky wine) But it still came first in a competition...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

Haha, brilliant :)

(

Cae1, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

good afternoon

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Gorgeous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

You called?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

Your tea's ready.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

OI YOU!

did you ever see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/8286664

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

that's pretty woo

but i can't click it cos it's archived :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

cheers anyway

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

I did!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

yet you said nothing

*weeps*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

I don't think I was around at the time

and I don't comment on threads that are old as I think nobody's ever going to see that I've commented.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

Ha ha... Your sig...

You asked: What have I told you about licking the dead
Lisa says: It seems you have found a gap in my knowledge.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

The response was boring - just the act of me asking her that and her face sent me into fits of giggles

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

:D it's an Ideal quote.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

thanks

but what about the picture...

...i'll get my coat! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Right, ciggy time.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Goron's ALIVE!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

but does he

fancy Paul??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

He sure does

when he can remember his name

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

ahahha

best HIGNFY ever! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

she wants to get some moisturiser on that

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

too right

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

ooer I say

Her monocle has stained her face!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Lol silly lady

used tea bag is not monocle!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

hahahha

cue monocle pictures :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Didn't she

used to do the opening titles for Tales of the Unexpected?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

that program used to freak me out

and probably still would! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

The best ones can still do that

watched a class one about a child abductor a couple of months ago, and we sat jaws agape at the end

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

i saw this one

about a man who was having an affair. he tried t kill his wife with poisoned chocolate but his mistress ended up eating them! very odd!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

I remember that one from my youth

ITV3 still show them, but I've no idea what day or what time

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

itv2

show smallville everyday - which brings me joy! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

and Speed 2:Cruise Control multistarting every 15 minutes

which makes me want to smash my telly against the pavement

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

i have no idea

how to even get multistart things! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

They don't really

it just feels like it because its on ALL THE FUCKING TIME

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

hahha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

ITV3

tonight at 1.20.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

\o/

*series links*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

i never move far from my remote control

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Aceness!

Also: 'ning!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

ning sir!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

How marvellous!

(Oh, and in regard to your sig - the sky is blue and all the leaves are green!)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

hahhaa

but My heart’s as full as a baked potato

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

Why is this film not on DVD yet?

It's sheer genius.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

i have no idea

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

But... just for you...

tinyurl.com/6hcu3c

100% horse free, but it does have sound so be prepared...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

hahhaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

But it is!

Saw it down my local comic shop some time ago, and play.com does it for £16

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

hahahahaha

hilarious

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

marvellous!

i'd like to see nadine baggot sort that out!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

ooh that's

gonna sting in the morning.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

hehehhe

a bit of a salt bath and it'll be fine! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

Yup...I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Won't my mummy

be surprised at me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'm licking up a baby bumble bee...

* Is that not politically incorrect nowadays?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Mmmm... lunch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

Why is the second from the right...

about to kick the fuck out of the middle one?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

Sociopathy

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

best of all the pathys

although not my worst I am told.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

He's a Kung-Po duck

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Or maybe

Steven Seagull. Groan.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Bruce Duckee

Oo! Shut that door san!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

DUCK NORRIS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Jean-Claude Á L'Orange

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

cap'n wins

punoff closed.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

A valiant pun-off it was too!

Though I apologise for the paucity of my contributions.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Nah, mine was too obvious.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Can I restart it then?

Quack Bauer

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

Ohh excellent choice.

Mallard James Keenan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

James Wetfield?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

Jeff Honkyman.

Oh cripes, that was dire. Hanneman was what I was punning, albeit badly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

That's rather nice

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

That's rather nice

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

That's rather nice.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

That's rather nice

(

boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

was someone at the bar just shot with a shotgun?

i mean

That's rather nice

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

rather That's nice

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

That's rather nice

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

That's rather nice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

That's rather nice

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

That's rather nice

Has she just exploded?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

swarm of flies I think

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Dur.

Of course she has.

Have you never worked in a bar before?

It's always happening - when polishing/drying glasses you're most vulnerable.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

A pint of beer please

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

"I knew I should have worn the beekeeper suit today"

woo, very nice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

that's rather nice

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

Just to be clear

I really do think that that's rather nice.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Same here

The only thing it's lacking is a click for big.

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

I'd rather that

than something nice

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Apropos of nothing:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

he has a growth.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

tenuous word-rhythm similarity chuckle

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

bindun?

(

glubglub should be working on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Nope...

So well done! C^WL^OI^OC^OK

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

smashing

has anyone got any super strenght headache tablets?

my head is throbbing.

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Yes, yes I have!

*takes eleventy*

zzzzzzzz

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

yes

but as they are real I cannot give them to you over the interwebs.
sorry.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Here.... This will help...

S P A N G !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Nicely!

Pssst: compo it though

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

cheers ;-)

now compo'd

(

glubglub should be working on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

flame on

edit: christ this is seamy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Haha, nicely.

*ogles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

watcha cock

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

*watches cock*

Is it going to do tricks?

'lo bloke, how's it going?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

*steals wallet*

aye, keep watching it

*realises wallet is empty, sticks fiver in wallet, puts it back*

it's going alright, just one week to go until the due date

*chews finger nails*

how's it going with you?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Improving by the minute dude!

Good weekend?

Ours was braw until late last night when we noticed the water meter was leaking and had soaked through all my guitar gear O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

fucking shitty thing!

weekend was good, spent all day in the park yesterday

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

Ha ha...

She moved station as well!

EDIT: Virtual assistants with tits

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

ha! I knew it wouldn't take long.

www.b3ta.com/board/8347147

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

you are my inspiration

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Hahahaha

The tart!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

hahahaha

9.5/10

(

boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

RIS?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

internets. serious.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shoe+on+head

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Nice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

it's traditional to ask camwhores to put their shoe on their head

or keyboard.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Well, you live and learn!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

egad

she's moved

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

"Put on this robe and wizard hat" ?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

We got ourselves a wandbagon!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

For the compo...

...and this one...

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

Synchronised goodiness!

woo

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

For the second one we'd also accept

The-thread-of-withholding-anal-sex.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

d t

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

i had that correction backwards and was trying to figure that out

"thread of widthholding anal sex?"

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

don't correct

people with dyslexia, it makes you feel bad when people point it out ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

dyslexia

is an anagram of dailysex.

It's fine to correct people with dyslexia if you do it correctly.
If you slap your chin and go "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH" while doing it then you feel idiotic when it's pointed out.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'm not

really aware of the rules. I just like to say things in the hope that somebody finds it amusing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

me too

when I appear to be talking of rules it usually* means "In my experience the following statement appears to hold true" or "In my opinion, the following is amusing".

*though not as a rule, of course.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Yay, proper tea!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

'nings pops!

*swoops down for a hug then leaves again*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

Oi oi wooden boy?

Got time for a cuppa? =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

I thought 'all property is theft' came from someone French rather than Karl Marx.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Quite possibly...

I know little of him, I just stole the joke from Victor Lewis-Smith

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Proudhon

I believe.

(Dai Napoleon, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

MonAstEry

Fool

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

was that a bespoke "fool"?

It seemed to me to be the "fool" from the first stanza of Coolio's seminal Gangster's Paradise.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

LIES!!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

*manhugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Property Monkeys?

I don't get it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

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