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# Anorexia Ariel


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(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# this makes me want fish and chips
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Slim Pickens . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# gives a whole new meaning to 'jailbait'.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# RAAAAR!

For no reason what so ever.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha waht!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Do I get anything for knowing that is a Felynx from Monster Hunter?
Other than a feeling that I've wasted my life.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Yes you do
You get our pity!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# this is so random
but so right

(who are the characters in the middle?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I had no idea until I saw Jeru's post,
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# if i had just waited a few moments my question would have been answered
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I even have such obscure knowledge on this particular game that I can tell you that the George Foreman and David Baddiel look alikes
are weird people that were featured in the Monster Hunter 2 Japanese ad campaign.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu785FfqTpY
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Brazillimo!
This is infinitely better than the Sarah Connor chronicles!
(if that's even what it's called)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Haven't seen them on porpoise,
Although I found an image that demanded I lolcat it.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# My friends say it's actually not too bad.
I have the first 4 eps on avi but haven't got around to watching them yet. I'm going to though. I figure anything with a naked Summer Glau in it can't be that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Haha
That's quite something
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# When I first looked at that
I saw bacon. On closer inspection though it is a rather lovely drawing
(Lanky, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# mmmm bacon!!
yum! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I saw bacon too
it is most woosome though

*goes off to find some bacon*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# definitely bacon
but sexy bacon
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# NIce pose in repose !
Gallery material . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# thank ya
its only a digital painting thingy not real media :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Sweet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# this woman is made of bacon!
tasty bacon woman!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :o)
www.b3ta.com/board/8378965
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# let's bacon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# That's smashing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# thank you sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# luvverly!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# fank ya!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# your not gonna stop...
us me erm us!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Wow
I really would. So totally. Oh my yes.

Nicely done :P

PS: Minor TJ: Just got over 1,000 subscribers on youtube. I've never really thought it that important, but it's quite cool to think that enough people to fill a medium sized hall like to be kept up to date with my videos.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# good to know I'm not alone :-)
also;re: your sig: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's Wife
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# ANCIENT DIRTY!
COR!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# the japanese are filthy fuckers man
honto
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# what's your youtube account?
I'll have to see what folk have subcribed to
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# s'pretty simple really :)
uk.youtube.com/user/hexachordal
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I'd guessed that
but due to the lazyness of my arse I thought I'd just wait till you posted the link

"seriously your awsome im a girl by the way and need some guy tips plz HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

she wants you, man!

edit: make sure she isn't 13 or something hehe

edit2: and you seem to live in a studio :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# haha
want me she may, but she'll have to fight my boyfriend for me first. :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# fite fite fite!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Very nicely done!
Right, I'm off to make dinner. Later, taters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# see you later,
menstruator.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# In a while, coprophile
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# No more cunnilingus for you fake lesbians.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# She has a minge on her knee?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] So that's why he has such a high waistband.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# If ever there were a man who deserves to lose limbs, it's him.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# that.. can't be a good situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# more unfortunate than mutant
but hey ho
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Weebles wobble but they don't shout "You are a fucking fuck, you fucking fucker". They do wobble though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Chinney!
nice.
ug-ugugugugugug
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# around the fucking fuckers the fucking fucker fucked
/learning to type blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# UG UG UG UG UG UG
LY
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this is good, man
proper big wobbly arse chin
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# top
of the notches
(Dr Frank, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Im slightly turned on by this..............
a cute face AND a ball cradle for when she's playing the veiny harmonica
(grazer is sick of looking at houses, Tue 20 May 2008, 4:56, archived)
# that reminds me of my mate
dont know why!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris KarLove
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I thought it was Amy Winehouse
good job and cliiiick!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# its not?
uhoh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# GOD! JESUS CHRIST!
Apologies for shitness, but I was born that way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Haha,
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# now set the jewish cunt on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Like it
big click!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God! Christ!
No, no, dear God!
No, Christ!
No, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Cliiick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I'm Brian of Nazareth
and so's my Wife!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# 'nings all


ever tried putting up wallpaper when you have a cat to help......????
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Wonderful palette, it's lovely.
Your perspective on the floorboards is great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hello, are you Brian Sewell?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# A bigger twat
I cannot think of.

Nope, I really can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Clarkson out twats Sewell any day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# No
Way!

Anyone in any way involved with Top Gear is ultimate WIN! regardless of twattage.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# mutate Sir Brian??
Hmm...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# If I wans't so busy I'd do it myself
I'm also trying to squeeze in an animation of hitler entertaining the troops.... maybe tomorrow for that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Looking forward to it.
I might have a go myself but I'm struggling with the compo this week.

Incidentally - ever thought of Hitler at the rally doing the Lfe of Brian "you're all individuals" bit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# No.
I suggest you seek help.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Help!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I'm still an innie, Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Other than refering to belly buttons...
I have no idea what that means?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *this
Except also add to bellybuttons an obscure slang term from my book which you couldn't possibly know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Go lower.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# COCKS AND FANNIES
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# TITS AND ARSES
(is this a new swearing game? I like it a lot)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Nipple
for the win
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# So the idea was that Brian Sewell is a twat, thus he is an innie as well.
The only problem is the captain said "I'm still an innie", which was more an update on her genitals rather than implying that she too was an innie.

Or something...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# this is my current confusion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I read it as 'I'm still an innie'
as in she's not Brian Sewell, because she has girl parts instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yes. This.
Blooooooody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Do you ever get the feeling that something has been overanalysed?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# It's just an explanation of why neither of us understood it.
Plus overanalysis is an internationally recognised form of humour.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *holds head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# :D
am I being slow? I have drunk a lot and am now trying tio get some work done before going out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Vagina, sweetheart. Vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I think I see, although saying that you're still an innie
suggests that you will at some point be an outie. Does the manwife know?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Well if you believe the Buddhists I might be.
I have no plans to turn into a boy. Especially considering they can't make proper working cocks yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Oh I don't know, what about Jeremy Clarkson?
If ever there was a proper cock...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Oh I've known far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Yes, but at least all your ex boyfriends are confined to mental institutions,
instead of being raised to the position of borderline racist gods.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Thank FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# aw
nicely drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# yays
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# that cat is simply annoyed at the colour choice
clever cat
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# and all for less than 50K
thank you all
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
awww. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I'd probably just get annoyed and inevitably wrap the bastard in pasted wallpaper.
Then just watch her try to get free.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# RSPCA
Really Sticky Pasting Cats Association
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# She's a he
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I DO NOT RECOGNISE TRANSEXUAL CATS.
NEVER!!!

Was talking about if my own cat did the same, who is a she
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Mark Almond??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# have a hardly related pea

with spelling errors
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# is it cos he is black
(and no longer has bollocks)?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Ah rookie mistake.
What you need to do is take the cat, rub it against the wall for five minutes and then stick it to the wall with static electricity.
Also hoopla, yay and woo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# dunno........
remember Tom on the side of the ship....??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# at this point you give up and just paint the wall
:D

and 'ning b3ta

how are all you sexy bastards this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I am tired,
having had a free trip to London last night. It was fun, but involved about 9 hours of trains in the last 2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# that is an excess of train
tho I once did over 10 hours of train in one day with hilarious results*


*results not hilarious at all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# That is an enormous excess of train.
How did you manage to suppress your urge to kill?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that's a really good question
it came close

very close

but as I'm not in jail, I guess I didn't kill anyone! lol! happy ending! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Either that, or you're a cold and efficient killer.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. This time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I thought it was Down on the Farm for a second
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hes got fiiiiiiiiiiiive kids to feed !!!
(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# better.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Heheh
Now this I woo.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# SCREW YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# hahahah that caption
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Who deleted this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Don't be behind the times!
Read my thread for VITAL DETAILS on this mystery.

Protip: It was kye90
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# OH GOD SERIOUSLY IS THIS TUESDAY ALL OVER AGAIN
Oversized shitmongering, a filthy repost and a boss-angering thread-deletion. Seriously guys, if you don't know how to use B3ta, stop trying and do something else like knitting, where you're out of our way. Now have a leopard.

EDIT: Now made full size due to less time-restrictive telling off objective completion!

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# \o/
I have to wait until payday to get some 'pard material, then I am going to endeavour to make him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# *high fives*
you're lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# also, cr3 suggested the idea of a hoodie
with awesome-o-pardesque spots all over it. Would you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I would wear it
but I'm not making it, that sounds dead hard. I'd do shittily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Nah, I'd get it off spreadshirt or summat.
I want one too, black with white spots, to go with these babies.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I don't think they'd do an all over print, would they?
Warning- buying from hot topic means you'll have to pay duty once it gets here. Or at least, I did for the bits I've bought from them before.

Hmmm, that page isn't loading for me.


Hang on, I'll just grab the thing I want to buy on payday...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# they're REALLY NICE TROUSERS
that are REALLY NICE. and white, with black bits and a few chains here and there for effect or something.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :D I think something's getting lost in translation.
This is what I shall be possibly buying on payday, if they haven't sold out by then:

www.modcloth.com/store/Modcloth/Womens/Dresses/Landscapes+Dress
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Dear christ, it's the rainbow landscape on a dress!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# That's a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I never said it wasn't.
I was just thinking it vigorously.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Excellent turn of phrase.
How's your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Awkward and badly fitted.
I've sort of avoided using it and am just sitting uncomfortably instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Hmmm.
Have you pooed?

I really need something else to think about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Not for some considerable length of time.
I've been avoiding it understandable.

Also my Desktop PC just broke AGAIN.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I am worried.
Not that you care.

My desktop is good for nothing but graphics now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Don't worry, I can always buy a new PC.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Phew, that's a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Indeed.
*shits out lung*

It's good I'm not going to the bash really, with the state my body is usually in I wouldn't be surprised if it went into a Chernobyl meltdown.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# GO TO THE FUCKING BASH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Never!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You should come, though.
Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I 'should', especially as it's my 21st the week after and that would be the closest I'd get to merriment.
But shouldn't because I don't drink and don't really do fun anymore. Plus I wouldn't be able to get away with being mysterious anymore.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# You should come to the October Derby bash instead.
Like all the cool kids.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I think if I passed north of Watford I would lose my credibility as a southener.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Fuck being mysterious.
Seriously, bollocks to it.

And you don't *have* to drink, you can just feel superior to those who do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It's more the fact the only memories/experience of any kind of social drinking type gathering involved me standing around wishing I was dead for several hours.
And that was back when I was still quite jolly!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# If you'd be willing to be broken
it'd be easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I have very little idea what that means.
But nonetheless I shall never be broken, whatever it means.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Not really.
But I'll still destroy you for it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# That's a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hush yourself, my internet's being a cockend
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I'M FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# FUN LIKE A FOX
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I'LL FOX YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'LL BRAVO UNIFORM MIKE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# That's a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# That's a Good Thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD THING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# oh hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# What a pretty dress!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I thought so too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# HORRID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Sorry, no.
AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# FIGHT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# liked it
because i like 'Toxic'
it's just good.
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# It's bearable to the extreme ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# there is an awesome ukulele version on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I have heard it
and ejaculated.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxxTph7ibU
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# i like the original
and she's really sexy in the video.

facts are facts.

i'm very unfashionable
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Actually
I deleted it myself if that makes a difference..?
(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# yup
unfortunately, that's really really frowned upon by a lot of people here, because they've taken the trouble to reply and then suddenly their efforts are wasted. It's generally one of the worst things you can do. So you know :)

The reason you had to wait a week, by the way, was so you could see people FAILING IN ACTION thus preventing yourself from doing it when the time comes. But no matter, you know now :)

The thing you should've done was just take the image down and put a link to it instead, so people with bosses lurking around can choose not to click the link and those with a liking for boobs on the internet can choose to click :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# YAY for said 'Pard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# ARXUMoPARD.
HURRYAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I love Awesome-o-Pard.
So very much. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm...
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I remember that concert.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Mars attacks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:26, archived)
# No, it was REM.
Someone threw a brain at him after he put on a Tom Jones mask.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I dont remember that one
is there a youtube linky?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# His brain looks like some kind of strange cabbage.
For this, and other reasons, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:26, archived)
# WHY?
just cos
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:33, archived)
# you COCK
that is lettuce
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Nonetheless,
that pun was a little gem.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That's (not) unusual!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Y'ALL GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# haha that is awesome
TJ:
I don't think I can justify a new thread with this but I have reworked my earlier post

(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# BOOBEZ.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# The mouth/nose looks very wrong to me...
Otherwise, cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# yeah keeping the anime proportions
and adding realword textures does make the nose and mouth look a bit incongruous
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# that's cool
but her right arm looks like it belongs to a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# it actually belonged to Alyson Hannigan
as did most of the other body parts
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Wrgxyg new pussycat?
Whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh!
Wrgxyg new pussycat?
Whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh-whyrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Fiver says Valin animates so the brain throbs.
Niiiiiice!

(click)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Split it with ya . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# You are a god.
Truly a god.

That's about a pint each, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Just right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Ning
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Come part mental eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I like so much !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Blood sucker

Anyone seen Bill recently?
(jethou1, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Doublehair™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# eeek
that is scary
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:30, archived)
# beautiful
just beautiful
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Modern Dental Laboratory
This needs somebody to do some PS dental work.
Full file here:
i25.tinypic.com/egai2p.jpg

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP
I'd just like to say to Kingflisher: you are rude and annoying and argh what is this tuesday *fury*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Maybe you're looking for one of these
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# WAy HAY double fail
Image size far too big!




Two fucking years and you haven't fucking learnt. Happy birthday. Fuck off and join the talkboard!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# We don't want the cunt either.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Sorry
Well there's always suicide then.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That's a better option than talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# So is a tonsillectomy via the anus!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# NOB
If it was smaller you wouldn't see the sign

YOU FUCK OFF... NOB
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I LIKE YOU.
LET'S BE FRIENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL!
Obviously such an easy concept of image size is beyond 2 years of comprehension.
A file should be under 50k.
Secondly, you fucking gimptard, you'd probably have learnt if you had more intellect than the corpse of George W Bush after a lobotomy that this is a site for image malipulation not a site for posting pictures you and your little school friends found.
Now do go fuck your mummy as I can't be arsed to do it this week.



NEXT!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# geeky sad twat
OOOOh clever cunt aren't you.
5 years 8 mths 35727 posts and only one front page.
Sad Twat!
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# come come now
let's settle down a tad
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# So basically you're saying
3 years 8 months, 35647 post and one front page more than you?

Does mummy or your carer know you've got onto the internet again?
Would you like me to insult you slower with easier words so the little proddy stick attached to your head doesn't have to work so hard?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I don't know how people managed without the internet to argue on.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# they just went out into the streets and argued about mud
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Is this still an option?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Semaphore
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# "Let's agree to disagree"
Is how the crusades famously ended.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# No I'm sure you're thinking of
Kramer Verses Kramer.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# proddy stick
*chortle*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# It's called a "head dobber", you fucking imbecile!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *proddyproddy* *proddyproddy*
Muuuum I've lost my proddy stick!
No dear, no you haven't
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# imbecile
*chortle*

easily amused by words
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# from the FAQ:
Don't:
* Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
* Be boring


STOP BREAKING THE LAW, BOTH OF YOU. STOP BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# word is born
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I bit off his mum's cock!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
You can do it in less than 10K

You can use this if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *squints*
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# He can do it in less the 10 IQ!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
#
than
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ^this with chips and than sauce!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# you're just being extra horrible
to make yourself feel big.

thats being a prick, that is.
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# 53 years
I've been on this planet and I've come across this sort before.
They have this inferiority complex and deep down they know that they really are a worthless shit.
So to make themselves feel good & big they pretend to be big members of an elite club and slag everybody else at any opportumity.
I can see a NOB HEAD from a mile away.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# And that's how Gallileo invented the magnifying mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It must be quite long then!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# No I had a go at someone for acting like a troll
They started going off at one. But being a noob you wouldn't know what goes on her.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# You mean "mental"?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
#


Ed: Happy b2taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# troll
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] His eyes can read your thoughts. And sometimes shoot lasers.

click to rid yourself of alien parasites.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# only he can help
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Gun him down . . . quik !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# OCO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# oco?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 17 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# .oco.uk
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I should .coco
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# that is rather good
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# "2 weeks"
(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# brilliant
woo

compo it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
:)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Get ready for a surprise!
*flashes cunt*
*no-one is surprised*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# That would explain her behaviour
:)
On the subject of pop, I notice that The Sun has a page of pics today, which look like they've been lifted from the Extending Album Art challenge.
The only credit is "cheeky internet users".
(yartek branched the timeline on, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Also
(Kye90, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# :)
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh! A deformed celeb compo. I've done loads of these but here's my favourite.

ThunderBroons are go!
[edit] Does anyone know where I put my lighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I can't even bring myself to say 'would'.
Woo, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# His mouth sure is purty
*hears distant banjos*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# He does have good strong cheek bones...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You gonna pray for me boy
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Ta. Here's his predecessor Mongo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Sloth!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh aye!
So it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# David Miliband
un-photoshopped?
(Goodie, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hey you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Someone elses
homepage.ntlworld.com/dr_wadd/chunk.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# goonies!
(pancakes_n_ham, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Looks punch drunk . . .
is your lighter hot?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I only put the fucking thing down ten minutes ago.
*goes to look*
On top of the cistern, just where I thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# thats not a shopped picture*
its him without his mask

*it is infact very nice, gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# That's frightening.
You could always use your cooker or toaster to light up smokeables.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Mmm...smokeables
That conjures up pictures of lovely hash smoke.
Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# And now in handy-sized packs for kids
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Nice.
I've just watched a video about how to grow your own.
I am drooling for some weed at the mo. I've not had any for a year. Would it be stupid to try it, d'ye think?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I honestly don't have a clue
Christ, I barely even drink nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I have replaced "Ahh, lovely spliff" with "Aieiieiieiei! Drinking! You're a fuggin... fuggin... wooo! My pants have fallen down." *vomits everywhere*
I think it would be in my best interests to start smoking weed again.
The facts are:
1) Knew someone who could supply. Was invited to his wedding. Couldn't go. Forgot to tell him. He thinks I'm a cunt and refuses to answer emails or text messages.
2) PANIC! NO WEED!
3) Deleted all my contacts from my phone when I though not smoking was the way to go.
4) PANIC! NO WEED!
5) b3ta. Ahhhhhhh! Lovely.
6) Have no friends who smoke weed.
End facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# that is slightly unnerving somehow
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# ROBOPAINT

Too many guns??
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Needs more guns.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Ta
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Needs more cock gun!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# robocock
ha ha
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Paint was designed so this sort of thing could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# agreed
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# needs more jpeg artifacts.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH.

Ed: Sorry, how rude of me. Woo! to your smashing robot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Needs more guns.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# that's better thanks
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Robotoided . . .


Ed: I loved yours so mush . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# TECHNO-TECHNO-TECHNOBOT
ha ha ta
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# A 2D world needs a 2D hero...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Damn straight (lines) it does!
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# cor !
gun tasic
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ta muchly
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# you can never have too many guns!
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# ta muchly!
:0)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# flaps
DSC01231
(tickled_egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I-bra-heem
I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Is it virulent?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I BRA YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Yes please, salt AND vinegar!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha! NO VINEGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# IBRAHEEM'S FISH & CHIPS?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# breem and chips
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# IBRAHEEM'S FISH & CIPS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# whats not to get?
*munches a large helping of ibraheem & cips*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# IBRAHEEM'S FLAPS?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hehehe, and speaking of fish and vans

good afternoon the /board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :D
That's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# i must get round to adding a shadow or something
as it stands it looks like kitty has a hover bike, my excuse was it was done ages ago and i think i was loosing the will to live as it was taking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Looks OK as is tho, realism isn't really important when you're doing surreal,
but yeh, I guess a shadow couldn't hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# ta kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Cats...
don't cast shadows. It compromises their ability to chase fish wagons....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Parking bay on a zig zag?
edit: Ibraheem's fish n chips? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Parking bay on a zigzag indeed
Top trumps my parking bay 3m away from a corner.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Ibraheem?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Ibraheems fish n chips?
I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# FISH + FLAPS =
RUDE
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# fish
i didn't realise the fish bit! i just thort the flaps were funny inside my puerile head
(tickled_egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# aye-bra-heem???
i dont get it?

EDIT: - i should F5 more often!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

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