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[challenge entry] £50 for a "blank" or "blanks"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahahaha
yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ^That^
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# :D
2006 want their band back

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# ...
2006 2003
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# no way?
really -- well, if you say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Time flies when you're not listening to them...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# clearly they have a greater longevity than I credited them with.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Bless them...
they were alright for a joke band. But no-matter how good a joke is, it gets old after a year or so...

except for that one about the fly with no wings.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# pffft
1975 more like
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe
i quite liked their cheesey camp rock songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I did too
much much more than a lot of the other guff one hears on the hit parade... although I didn't like that bunch of aussy tossers... wolfmother or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Hit Parade"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# it's got a good beat
*clicks fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# it's the new modern beat combo all the kids are listening to
and it's inspired a new craze on Carnaby Street: shop window dogging!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oh gawd
If I hear "I believe in a thing called love" one more time I think I will just stab my eardrums with a sharp pencil
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# nonono
don't do that
the music will get in easier without the eardrums in the way
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Thanks Doctor Nick
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# that's OK
*scrawls unreadable prescription that is probably for something wildly inappropriate*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# figleytobis 10mg 1 evry 8 lunar months
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# At what point did they stop being funny
and start being annoying
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# thursday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I do believe they've reformed under a new name
www.stonegods.co.uk/intro.php
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I have no idea why.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# because they're all junkies?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It could be...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# they are all coke hoovers?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Indeed
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# who's that on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Weak knee houston!
... Don't you wanna dance with her?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# whitney houston
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# We all know
But we're not going to say, 'cos that'd mean admitting that we know.


*cough*whitneyhouston*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ah I see
I'm just not down with the kids these days
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Moira Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Moira!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# there is nothing about that I don't love
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# HOORAY!
I do hope she's seen this.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Shes Pat Butchers
Girlfiend..

*drools*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# oh moira
you'll never know what you meant to me.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Who's the one on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
Trotsky
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Farley Jackmaster Funk
at least I knew that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Fame is like a drug to those women
but what's more like a drug is the drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Charlie: I just can't get enough of it.
You would think I was addicted.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# nonsense- I've been taking it for twenty years and I'm not addicted
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# its very moreish
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha
I love the idea of describing really hardcore Class A's as "Moreish" :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
#
Gosh, we all had such a jolly time the other evening with the 'horse' that Jeremy bought over...he's a bloody good bloke
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Shouldn't you be drawing more pictures for me to print off & laminate?
*cracks whip*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# why do they need a wipe clean surface?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# One is in the downstairs toilet
and another is in my kitchen. Both rooms can get steamy, unlaminated paper would go soggy.

That and I furiously masterbate over them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# well - you've got to have a system
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Blimey!!
I will get right on it (website on the way sometime, when I get a second to work on it)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# junk junk beautiful junk
it makes you look cool and everybody loves you you're so hot right now, fuck everyone else, what do they know anyway, it's only a bit of fun, I'm totally in control of it, I hate the media, they don't pay me enough attention, junk junk junk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hoofers of the ol' schnorlax eh
laaaahvley
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# What on earth is that thing in the middle; Amy?
She looks more dreaful than she normally does
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# she should get a nice blouse and some sensible shoes
I hear BHS has a sale on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# she'll be getting the runs next
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# SPPPAAAANNNGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# damn I want the number
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Golden
Showers?

She was taking a shit, so Scatfun probably earns her more.
(Prince of Prance, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Obligatory kitten picture
Just a quick one mind!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# very good..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA
this is true to *the essence of b3ta.

hoorah for top quality n00bs

*my understanding of
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# this is class
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :D
good weekend in the garden monsieur?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# this are good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Little fellas going to be a leg short
if he drops that Chainsaw.. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
pull up a chair, shop a ki- oh you have.

woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh lordy, I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# This is SOOOOO woo!
Well done that fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Like it!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Yay
Kitteny goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Last night I climbed up a huge hill at sunset and was taken by this amazing Olde English view!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# taken where?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I think its one of those pictures taken by that mars lander
edit: how damn rude of me, that pic is rather scenic and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Clent Hills....
W.Mids.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# oo it's nice up there
and there's a pub that does massive chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# And a nice little arcade :o)
It's all very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# nice
I've been up there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i picture of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Is that a tramp's sundial?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahah
it's cider o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# "time for a drink"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'll take your brain to another dimension, I'll take your brain to another dimension
I'll take your brian to another dimension, to collect your pension
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I always thought it was
"Hey! Close the kitchen"
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
that probably would have been better... I'll take your brain to another dimension - just let me lock up and put my shoes on first.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahah
It's best to be prepared when embarking on such adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# What a vista.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Hope you took your litter home, like a good little benkai
Mind if I stick this stupid joke in here? Not worth own thread...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# gabba gabba hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I don't get it
... sorry - I mean RIS ... one day I'll get the hand of this online community malarky.

a meme is it -- right. I'll try and remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
#
www.lyricsfreak.com/r/ramones/sheena+is+a+punk+rocker_20113760.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# many thanks
the Ramones kind of passed me by, which I think is something I'll try and correct.

As long as they're better than Teenage Jesus and the Jerks I'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] hot sooty action

edit/ see how i make you all look like the spastics you really are
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# gapping hole?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# must be a big hole


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ninjagape
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# gapping?
and wooooooozorz
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Fwapping hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# gapping hole?
is it spending six months on Phucket getting stoned thanks to daddy's trust fund?
hello mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Is that a hole where lots of children slave away making shit clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# like the last line though
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Dirty bear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahaha that's fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# HAhahaahaha
Excellent stuff!


Filthy, Pea roasting whore blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yay, TPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# :D
the thing I love most about b3tans is that they're the sort of cunts who will focus incessantly on the smallest of spelling mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
#
it's a good job really, isn't it, because otherwise we could just laugh joyfully and without censure at the glorious chaos of being alive. Would you really want to see a world like that? Would you now? really?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# it would be a terrible world where forum users would have no high ground to sit upon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# honestly - a world with out rules is like
party where no one turns up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahah..
monday morning great..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# why is Sooty called Sooty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# real answer?
Harry Corbett apparently coloured his ears with soot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I want to know *
why Sue is called Sue!

*doesn't really
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I did one of these too
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Anyone for tennis?

Tip - Let the wookie win...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# more of this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# A LOT MORE OF THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# LESS OF THAT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and absolutely none of THAT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# SOME OF THE OTHER
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# A PINCH OF SALT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# A MODICUM OF DECENCY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# A SOUPCON OF WARM WATER
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# A FISTFULL OF DOLLARS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# A DECK OF CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# A DOLL FULL OF FISTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# A FIST COVERED IN DO-DO
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
furry
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# A Hearty Ning to all...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *adds to friends*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Imaginary friends
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *burns embassies*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I would say the torah was more of a scroll
than a book
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# picky
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I liked the bible though
full of sex
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# sinful sex
and smiting

towards the end a bloke gets nailed to a cross BY HIS HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# and then comes back as a zombie
to eat the brains of the faithful
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I think you made that bit up
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I like the bit where JESUS goes home after fighting the Swiss to find his wife and kids have been murdered
so he gets himself arrested and fights other gladiators, one of which has a suit made ENTIRELY out of little lights which looks RIDICULOUS and its something about men running. Running Man. Thats it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# bugger!
I haven't got to that bit yet

I read the last page first and it made NO SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# the bit about Alpha and Omega
yeah all a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I particularly like the whore of babylon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# well, I suppose you could start up MyScroll for that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
'ning sah!

edit: *peas*



:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ><
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# have these all been written by Faith Brown or summat?
nice dongly bits on the one in the box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hahah
nice work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ambition is a bit like breasts
Attractive, but I don't have any, and wish I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
"... the Oxford English Dictionary defines lazy question writing as..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# two guys walk into a pub
one says to the other one 'is it my round?' and the other one says 'yeah - thanks, I'll have some sort of mass produced beer'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# That sounds like my life
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# stop fucking with entropy
it'll get you in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# this is probably why no one loves me
said the incredible hulk as he tossed the half uneaten foetus ontop of the pope's still warm corpse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :D
Nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# spooky, i think they might be haunted.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# pffft
winnar
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Intelligence test: How many horses can you see?
Score yourself here:
13-17 Genius
7-12 Average
0-6 Idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# 13
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# \o/
*puts on CV*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I love horses, me
if only there was some sort of website that catered for my equine amour

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# This?
horsefun.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# too hard
horsefun.com/tests/tests.html
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Better?
www.horseloversunited.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
Here?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# love hawsers, you say?
bilcowire.thomasnet.com/viewitems/mooring-lines-hawsers/mooring-lines-hawsers-2
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# phwoar
*tighter*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# cor
Poly-Dac 3-Standard Combo Rope 600 Ft Coil with Med-Tight Lay!

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# 13
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Another genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# 12
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# There's a horse hidden in the top right of the picture.
Did you count it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I 'm an idiot
Couldn't see any horses
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Were you even looking at the right picture?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# 10
+1 donkey, 1 zebra and one pink thing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Pink thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# o i c
yes, horses then

12
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I can see an Ass!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
#
there are horses in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# -7
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# 14 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Genius!
Best score yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# 283
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# You didn't specify that they had to be in the picture!
I saw them in my mind's eye...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# 20 bonus points for thinking outside the horse box!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# More horses than you can imagine!
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
splendid, i saw a bootleg version of that when i was 11, it's hasn't affected me in any way.

except i don't let mrs thor bring knives into the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Popped into my head

Had to get it out...

It's been a while since I've been on here - ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha, nice to see you back
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Ning, peeps.
Terrorpins! (Now in colour)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Everyone needs a Helga
'ning JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Holga
everyone needs a Holga... mmmmmmmmmmedium format filmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yum yum yum
Holga's make pretties.....
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yeah - I just wish I could learn to focus mine a bit better
... even after 2 years I would still say that about 40% of shots are click and hope...

the ones that come out well though give me the raging horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# it's all click and hope man, that's lomography.......
they have more charm that way.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I suppose
it would just be nice if they were charming and in focus.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# teh big one isn't in colour
but it looks WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hit refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# excellent
and i like they way she has coordinated her knickers to match her shoes.

top colouring JJ, a weekend well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# that's very important
when you have them around your ankles so much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *imagines*

*would fwap but is too tired*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *takes up the baton
*fwaps with vigour
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# how terrorfying!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# most woosome!
And I can see her pants. Yay pants.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Noice
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Is it a squishy robot or is she so strong she can dent the metal with her bare hand?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# the latter
Helga is a super-secretary, she also has eye-beams.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# is the name referring to the robots
or her magnificent legs?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Heh.
Could be either :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# GUSSET!
Woo! that's fab!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# love that pic!
...but is it in colour?

ah it is now! woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hit refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hehe,
just noticed that, now I can see it in all its glory :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# woo!
and i also admire steven moffat
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I'm interested in her dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# yeah
get that down before it goes cold and then give her one of those "i'm too full to do this fast without vomiting so let's take it slow" shags.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# that shin looks painful.
EDIT: also, in response to what you asked last thursday, every day can be Squits day for as far as i'm concerned. in fact, i believe we should have a theme every day. such as Filth Friday, Fluffy Monday, Squits Thursday etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I still don't get it
where's her ears and tail?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Human tails are in their bum-bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# what?!? a human??!?!11
I thought this was softcore yiff-porn
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# nice pins!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hugh Grant Tart Card
Is this how things are meant to be? Probably botched the post on the links board as well. I look forward to your berating xxxxxxxxxxxxx

www.b3ta.com/links/194055

(ComradePotato, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# right err um
well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# 'covers eyes'
:o
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# shouldn't this be classed as
nsfw? ever so slightly?
I dunno, am still new at this... but that cock's not really crudely drawn!

;)

EDIT: and the balls.... Agggh... my eyes!
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# quick,
we need hexy's noob guide!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *unearths*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# lol at "1000kb nsfw text post"
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# 1000k letters
long.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Densely packed ASCII porn?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hoorj!
Contrast that to baldmonkey's /talk guide. :D /board seems so fluffy when you're used to the other place.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# BALLS.
Hexy seems fluffy when you're used to baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:22, archived)
# utter bollocks
you can post what you want, not porn maybe, but the rest is cobblers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# BLIND
GAH!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# yes this is not safe for work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# thank fuck no one in the office saw that when it poped up onscreen
*hides post*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# sorry folks
didn't mean to almost get you sacked!!!

It has been marked nsfw - isn't there wee button that lets you tag it like that when posting?
(ComradePotato, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# marking it nsfw doesn't change fuck all..link it

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# yes
but it's on the links board

if you're unsure just link it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# We can still see it
The letters NSFW are hardly going to stop people getting sacked.

This as just a little thick don't you think?
Ed: you might like to post a thumbnail with naughty bits removed, then have click for full, which links to the whole image.

Although the wee button for nsfw might be a cleverish idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I don't think so
wither post a link to the pick so people can choose to view it or not... or make a sfw one with a link to the nsfw one -- again - so people have some control over the floppy cocks all over their screens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I wish I had that sort of control
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# don't we all dearie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# no
there isn no button that does that, maybe you should make your picture a link of put a blak bar across the cock and balls and link to a NSFW verson so that those who want to view it can click to view it it all it's glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# nsfw!!

ok you've been asked to link it..you haven't so bye then.

*ignored*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha FP This now!


... or not
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# massive fail
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# that's a good thing isn't it?
.
(ComradePotato, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# no
and "link it" doesn't mean "post it on the links board so people can get sacked there instead"
just create a link to wherever your image is hosted!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# oo so close...
just post it as a link here on /board (edit this post) rather than posting it on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# yes you have botched it on the links board as well
Are you just trying to be annoying or are you naturally stupid?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# no,
i've just never linked anything in this way before. Apologies.
(ComradePotato, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# A new gangster film?
Moment of complete insanity here.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# it's a fugazi
hey - forget about it, you forget about it... you been fungin my wife? no I ain't be fungin your wife... funny how?

and so on...

woosome - all hail the new batch of n00bs, for they are rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I love that film
the songs are great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# osmonds!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# there should be a band called Osmosis
that does Oasis and Osmonds covers

it would be truly awful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# sweet,
get it done
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Oooo, but a couple of weeks late for the supergroups challenge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# shame
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# haha
I like this
(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *doffs cap
thanks squire
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] this is poor, i will try harderer
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Holy artefacting, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# thanks
mspaint at work fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I know, I made this in Paint too
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yes....
...yes you must.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# :D
yay - I like this - it has a very authentic 'feel'

*feels the screen*

mmmm - screeny
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *snort*
Have a bum from last night:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/study.jpg

original thread here:

www.b3ta.com/board/8445106

I shall be sporadic at best today, as I've got tonnes to do. Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# buuuuuuuuuuuuum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmbummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Bum! *pinches*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *studies*



*keeps studying*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Lovely
definitely would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# yes its rubbish but still better than anything i could do so...
just keep on trucking
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i just wanted to break into this challenge
i've been sitting back guffawing but haven't had the hummus to nail it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Well he is "The One"
Raised a laugh
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I smell of Lacto-calamine today....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
poor old lobster chutney!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yep...I am normally so careful
It's aaages since I did this not since I was a tiny chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Awwww!
*man-hugs REALLY REALLY gently*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...'can I have my skin back please? It appears to have stuck to you'
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# no, I'm making it into crisps
I'm making it into crisps*deep-fries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *readies a range of dips
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Chutney!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnom
gah, now i'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# why is he pink?
*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# We had a day of sun in England
Yesterday, it does not happen very often.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
O RLY
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I see your prime minister was being all fluffly today
... the Today programme (what I listen to) said he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Why isn't he wearing pants?


I'm disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# the lack of genitalia either way
is disturbing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Why do cartoon characters like Porky Pig and Donald Duck wear jackets but no pants?
That's always bothered me a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# perpetual diarrhea
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Wouldn't nappies be a better idea, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# they require changing
and either washing or they are environmentally unfriendly and seriously who wants to wander around with their own shit clinging to their arse?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# True;
my brain processed 'perpetual' as 'constant'. I need my coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# They're animals
they just let their waste lie where it falls.
Although they still shower, after which they then wear towels...around their waists...
Yeah, I've no idea.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, that too.
Donald doesn't wear trousers or pants, but has a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# 0.o
So you finally managed to get that bathroom cam installed?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# birds have no genitals
mereley an orifice from which to spooge.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# mm birds custard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# nom
You know you've made a really good home made custard when it tastes exactly like one made from birds powder!

I love it. One of those must have cupboard items.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# . . . except ducks
that have huge wangs


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# And their poo and wee is one mixed waste product;
they don't have separate poo and wee pipes like we do, which is why their shit is so runny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# lolshitoutyourcock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I saw the sun from my window yesterday
as I was indoors, sorting through six months of paperwork.

If I ever see another Blood Service mailing asking me to give blood, it will be too soon.

Edit: Poor Chutney. I recommend going and standing by an open freezer. Bliss!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Oh Hai!
hav U evr cnsiderd givin blod? tlk 2 UR lokl blod trnfuson srvce.

kthxbye!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# now u can txt ur bld
just txt GIVBLD to 80122
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Haha!
Your electronic mailings have no affect on me as I don't have to take it out of the envelope, rip out the plastic window, put the plastic in the normal bin and the envelope in the recycling bin then shred the letter as it contains all my information but I have to first rip it into three as it's too fat to go into the shredder in one go and then put the shreddings in the recycling (repeat 12 times)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# you should just burn them all in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# No garden
There's a bit too much paper for it to work in a window box.

I'm thinking of getting an allotment for the specific purpose of burning things.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# heheh
our recycling doesn't take shredded paper...but it does take the plastic windows

the blood service have stopped mailing me now, perhaps they've decided my blood is too polluted with Jaffa Cake residue

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Y'see this is the weird thing
Why does recycling vary from council to council? What does Watford Council do with green waste that Harrow Council doesn't!? Why do the rules vary?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I suspect there's some sort of inter-council bartering system going on
perhaps Watford Council can trade green waste in for 'fact-finding' trips to the Caribbean

Slough's bartering currency is fraudulent votes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# haha
i feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hehehe poor wee guy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# aaahhh the ONLY way to make really good toast!
ugh... nasty burns... most unpleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# talking of pink


made the paper pink, no idea why it wasn't


plus I avoided sunburn yesterday, despite a couple of hours' hedge clipping


and woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# woo yay for the gay times.

i mean the financial times.

'ning bobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# shh
that's where my daddy works!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# at the gay times?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# nooo!
*runs away crying*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I like the FT quite a bit
all the other 'papers' are basically just like reading a fucking comic... at leastthe FT tries to pretend it has some credability and integrity.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# tell you what
the gay times is much better than fhm or whatever. I mean, yeah, gayness is quite big in it, but the articles are much better.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I've never read the Gay Times
because people might think I was gay
and that would be awful
I much prefer Men's Health
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# what, so people KNOW you're gay :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# yes
I hide my Daily Mail inside it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahahah
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# How's tricks trooper?
I have yet to find you that exceedingly creative job in the tallest building in Edinburgh... but I'm still looking

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *slaps shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Yay for shitty Mondays!
(see sig)

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# did you at least remember to get dressed?
ning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# thankfully...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Da-daaaaaaaaaa-da-da-daaaaaa-daaaaaaaaa!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Pfft.
Though I don't get why he has a box of Milk Tray.

Oh, wait, is it actually the Milk Tray man? I thought it was Neo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yep! it is the Milk Tray man


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# what's the milk tray man?
UK advert?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# yeah, from the '80s
james bond-esque figure does action movie stunt just to deliver a box of cheapo choccies to some rich bint.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Oh, you beat me to it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# yes, he did unfeasible stunts like
he did unfeasible stunts likediving off cliffs and jumping from helicopters to deliver chocklit to a bird (presumably a chunky one if she lived on chocklit . . . ) and he always left a card


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# and had a wank on her pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# that's amore
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Oh, you beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# yeah, not around anymore either
was classic, big cultural impact
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# he used to creep into the bedrooms of diabetic women and leave chocolates
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
he was the original terrible cnut!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yes.
It shows a man overcoming all sorts of hazardous pitfalls, clutching a box of Milk Tray (chocolates) until he reaches his lady-friend, to whom he gives the box. Caption: All because the lady loves Milk Tray.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# aaaaah
thanks to all...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# With these five replies
we are really spoiling you.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# and no horsey links
or being told to piss off to google

unbelievable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# piss off to goggle at horses!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ah that's better
I thought instead of b3ta i was on some mythically nice message board.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Welcome to fluffy Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# monday is fluffeh day on b3ta?
tuesday is noob day
wednesday?
etc?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# thursday is squits day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# cor, I better get ready
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# following derisment
*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Drawingses
A couple of demons I drew from 4-5am (click for biggers, 55kb and 140kb), plus Chernobyl Cat (bigger, 88kb). Spangolin designed the second one.


'Ning all.

EDIT: Whoa, tall post. Would people prefer I put them all side by side to save scrolling?
EDIT 2: Did it anyway, as it was annoying even me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# the last one
gives me the mega-fear
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Don't worry, it's been decontaminated and is now safe to cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# excellent sketchage!
love the first one!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Cheers. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# oo the horns on no. 1 are particularly good
now I will have to listen to the Incredible String Band
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ta. I do like curly-wurly horns.
I like the twisty horns that some antelope have but I don't think I could draw those very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ^this
horns ftw

TJ:

Would you rather have horns or antlers?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I think horns
because I don't fancy the hassle of having to shed and re-grow antlers every year. On the other hand, antlers would be good for hanging stuff on when my hands were full. A handsome set of antlers like the Moonkin have in WoW could be rather nice.

Do I get to pick what style of horns?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# yeah
oooh, you could have tusks if you want too, but i figure they might be an impedement to speech
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# What kind of tusks?
Babirusa tusks = no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# WOW
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Babirusa.jpg/748px-Babirusa.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Ooo, 3D! If only my bro hadn't lost my 3D glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I don't have a cat!
but if I did, he'd look like that, and leave partially eaten cows on my doorstep.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# neither do i
anymore....

waaaaaaaaaaaahahahwhahaha boo hoo hoo hoooooo.

Should i be getting over it by now?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# No,
I still sometimes have a little cry for my rat Clicquot, who died 8 years ago. You don't 'get over' the death of an individual (whether human or animal) you loved; you just learn to live with it.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# If it died recently, no
If it died when you were twelve and you've since built a shrine to it with it's mummified corpse as the centrepiece, probably yes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Haha, yes, that would be a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# heh
it was wednesday, no shrine yet.

Still checking where i sit carefully to make sure i'm not about to squash it, but it's not about to squash :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Only Wednesday?
I wouldn't expect anyone to be getting over it by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# he's a good singer too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# ?
whassat?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# conversation I had with Japanese girl some years ago
in which I pretended I was Mr Miyagi

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hah
i haven't spoken to random people on the internet for years.

except for b3ta natch.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# OMG THIS WAS ME
i used to pretend to be a japanese schoolgirl on the internets!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# fuck!
double-delusion-dismay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ^WTF?^
EDIT: sorry, WTF, but extra lollage, that made me do a giggle.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# still love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

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