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(LokiMD, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

the new one?

or old one?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

"Apple announces cheaper 3G iPhone"

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7443543.stm

so the old one

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

Apple.com

And if you go to apple.com, my image will make more sense.

(LokiMD, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

yeah i saw that

but its saying the old one is shite yeah?
Ok thats what I thought

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

Well..

Given apple.com I'm saying it's half the speed for double the price. It's all about how you read it.

(LokiMD, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

I read from bottom right to top left

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

iTOAP?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

I have just realised that you can see my stubble growing in real time in the bash photos.

I find this strange and amusing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

Hahahaha

You try living with it!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

you testosterone monster

you must have balls like cocconuts

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

idontcare

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)

Not even a smidge? No?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

not one tiny bit!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

Get off my internets, technophobe!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

I don't have a mobile phone, I am a freak of society and I say fuck'em

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

I have a mobile, but it's pay as you go...and that's good enough for me :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

so how much is a quick piss and how much for a really big dump?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

Here am I, broken hearted,

paid a penny and only farted.
Here am I, fat and artfull,
got in free and done a cartfull!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

One always got in free.

The penny allowed one to lock the door of the cubicle.

A penny allowed one not to have to hold the door closed with a foot.

/old man blog

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

I'll tell my Grandad next time I see him

that the poem he's been telling me since I was a little lad is erroneous :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

pay as you go

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

*bing*

Hahaha! :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

4 times less effiecient cost/power

but they had an iPhone and you didnt. Balance restored?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

That is the expected cycle with Apple.

Always.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

~~technology~~

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

Yes, perhaps so.

Yet, there are a few datapoints out of the curve.
Too few if you ask me, but there you are.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

Such as?

I'm disputing it, just curious.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

I was thinking mainly in the 'OpenSource' trend...

...one child laptop, open phones, distro companies and the like.
Not with out issues and attempts to subvert, but there is some.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

New:

Terabyte thumbdrives.
It'll be costly, but no more than 125 8GB thumbdrives would cost you surely.
But it will be very slow methinks.
USB can't be that fast, can it now?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

I read about this the other day in,

of all places, The Mail. Sounds exciting.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

Now all we need is processors to catch up.

There's no way a phone is going to be able to find files in a terrabyte of memory in under second.
If that's what processors do =/ *not that good with technical tech*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

With lots of storage you can keep

lots of pre-made indexes too. Not a problem.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ahhh I see now.

Well, I don't know what indexes are, but I get what you're saying.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

Does it need to be fast?

Speed of transfer was more important when they
consumed most of the processing. Not such a big
deal now. For bulk and back-up it should be fine.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

I suppose

But see my comment above about them using it in phones.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

Just there.

Meta indexing on mainbox while syncing etc.
Couple of other things to speed it up. You're not
wrong that it would be painful on the phone's cpu. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

Horay!

"Not wrong" :]
Now it seems we're at, or very near, the limit of data storage, not much smaller than atoms.
Well, we could store things as sequences of protons and neutrons, maybe. But that sounds quite difficult and sciencey.
A terabyte of memory in a thumbdrive sounds like enough anyways, I haven't even half filled the 160GB on my pc yet, I've had the thing long enough!
Oh well, I'm off now b3ta, tah-rah!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

earPhone

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

Buy now, regret later

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

STOP PRESS:

TECHNOLOGY IMPROVES AND BECOMES MORE AFFORDABLE WITH TIME.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

STOP PRESS:

People buy worthless shit because adverts are shiny

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

STOP:

HAMMER TIME

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

Can't iTouch this

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

Go on then.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

I still cant get over the original iPhone.

I mean a phone, that can BROWSE THE INTERNET? AND PLAY MUSIC!? AS WELL AS PLAY GAMES, VIDEOS AND MAKE CALLS AND SEND TEXT MESSAGES?

Only those visionaries at apple could ever had thought of putting all these functions in a phone. I cant believe nobody thought of it first.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

I want a phone that phones people and does nothing else

I figure it must cost less than nothing to do this by now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

Have you tried shouting to people?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

no I just go and see them and engage in polite conversation

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

Ask around

See if anyone you know can let you take their old mobile of their hands.
I have two old mobiles on my shelf, all they need is a sim, not even that I think.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

I want a phone which can phone people but is cheap and heavy enough that I can sacrifice it

and throw it directly into the eyes of muggers.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

do they do phones with built in Tasers?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Mine does.

But that's what you get when you try to fix the circuitry yourself.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

I want a

Wasp

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

That phone was possibly the most ugly thing I have ever seen.

Things need sharp edges....WHEN DID THINGS STOP HAVING SHARP EDGES?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

Fucking health and saftey

Design preposals and whatnot! :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

I want a phone to be shaped like a desk

and be twice as heavy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

Aaah what you want is two desks.

That'll meet your requirements.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

I must say I am tempted by the anti-shark mechanism.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

"It's been out three years in Japan.

WHERE'S YOURS?"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

"Speech Tool"

Haaaaaaahahahaaa !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

^this

But it's useful to always have a camera on you too.

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

Apple can suck my balls

deinstalled quicktime on my laptop, and my wireless drivers disappeared, took two reinstalls to get the wireless back and working
and now everytime I bring the machine out of standby something crashes

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Punk as your bike

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owensanity, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

Dennis the Menace.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

He looks like he has an itchy bumbum.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

Mn'M

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

I like his hair.

And his boots.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

Stegahair !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

Smell it doesn't . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)

The Daily Dali.

Thinking about brie from 9-5.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)

CHA CHA CHA.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

BOOYAH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

Dance . . . dance . . . dance . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

He dances well to

Velocity Girl by Snow Patrol

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)

He's listening to the feem choon from 'Quantum Leap'.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

he dances well to a tv show about peadophiles

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

He dances well to The Doors.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

Once I start, I can not, stop myself..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

(i) ace.

(ii) bit harsh about trisha

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

HERETIC!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)

Daliwood . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

Do this many odd things happen to other people?
This evening I was moving my friend and his girlfriend into their first home together. It was dead romantic.

Then a police car pulled up behind the van (whilst I was carrying boxes), two police officers got out and walked away and their car rolled down the hill and banged into my back bumper.

The copper kept saying how he had applied it, but he hadn't, the father of the guy who I was moving applied the handbrake so that I could move my van safely.

The worst thing was that they detained me. I kept saying I was leaving and they kept telling me I had to stay or they would 'come after you with blue lights'.

I asked what I was being detained for, given that they had hit my parked van with their car and I had their details now, should I wish to claim, but they just said 'I don't know, but you have to wait for a sergeant.

What are the odds that tomorrow I get a summons for reversing uphill into a parked police car?

CFM

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)

Goddamn feds.

Fuck tha police.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)

Help the police.

Help them, help them.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)

the police don't get any better

when they asked me to describe someone i said he was "caucasian". They then asked me how you spell it.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)

help help help the police!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

Hahahahah

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

lol pigs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)

LOLPIGS?

You may start something.....

Bad luck Manley! :(

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

Peegz!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

lol mice!!

Lets make a lol farm!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Bad luck Matey

last time I was detained I fell asleep

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)

this is what happens when you lower the pass rate on police entry exams

what a load of shit and what a waste of time!
surely if you're allowed to have a big heavy stick to hit people you should know to use a hhandbreak on a hill?!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

That said,

accidents happen and I don't blame them for it, it was just one of those things.

They could have been nicer about it afterwards though, instead of treating me like a criminal.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

A fiver says they were both shorter than you.

Best of luck sorting it out.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

Arf !

If ever this happens to you, this is the response you should use !
ALWAYS !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)

Pure case of profiling !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

badgers!

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clorey mcnuggety, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Karma's a bitch

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)

Yes

Th van obviously fell down the stairs!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)

Obviously !

Most obvious of all teh obvious !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

no doubt an imbred Mason

My brother in law is a policeman, a very good one with lots of skillz (pursuit car, motorbike, helicopter, promotions etc). At every promotional stage he has been beaten on teh first go by the retard with the lowest scores but the special handshake.

The Masons, making this country staffed by twats.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

A man chooses, a slave obeys...

Would You Kindly Take This Woo.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Indeed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

I made it...

...but I don't know if I should've...

(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

You better kill it before it starts eating souls

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)

thats fucking woo..

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

Also, that.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)

That's really cool

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

I want this tattoed on my chest.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)

*gets flamethrower*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)

You kinky mother's cunt.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

*rubs peanut butter on knees*

"No, your own knees, father!"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

0_o

You've gone too far.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

That's pretty damn awesome!

Available in 1280x960?
I spose I could just take the image and put it on a black background... But it wouldn't be as big as possible :D

*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

Rather special stuff, woo

but it does remind me of dodgy eighties Death metal LP covers

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

Hah hah!

And so it should!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

you've unleashed hell..you fool!!

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

I liek this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

coooool

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

Glowing lantern . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)

Now put it on a t-shirt!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)

surely, 'put a tshirt on it'

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)

all i keep seeing

is a uterus and its fallopian tubaz. bit tis very woo at that!

(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)

i believe the scientific terms are

Egg homes
slippy pipes
baby cage
pumpum cushion
and
Joy Socket

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

Click for less optimised

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)

Curse you for editing out the subject line.

I was about to say that it achieves its goal perfectly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

Hahahah, sorry!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

*I love this more than cancer.*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

I predict great things for MecHitler.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)

He used to be so happy.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)

he reminds me of meka-hitler from weebls On the moon series :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)

Oh damn, I knew the name was familiar.

I call him MechaHitler X3000 v2.9 D:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)

I think he's an awesome real life tribute :D

I honestly thought that's what it was

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)

Here you go

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)

hahahaha awesome!!!

you av stolen ze testeeekle und eet eez all covered een moondust!!

www.weebls-stuff.com/onthemoon/On+The+Moon+ep.2/

and wallpapered

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)

I'm tempted to add to him as time goes on.

Then he'll be MechaHitler X3000 v3.0, 3.1 etc.

Edit: Yes! I've seen all of them, unless he's added more since I last looked.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)

That is awesome matey

Make it invade somewhere

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)

Oh, he's a cheeky one.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)

You rang?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)

Does he have cancer?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)

I fucking hope

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

Big girls, you are more prone to develop type 1 diabetes!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)

Tru dat

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)

Awesome.

Did Gimposaurus ever conclude?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)

I haven't updated it since the other day.

But feel free to see if you missed anything

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

Cool!

I hadn't seen the last two but I don't think I understand the last one.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

The last frame is him falling into unconsciousness.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hahahah.

Also: AIM?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)

Alrighty ^_^

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)

Hahahah! Yay! Nazibird!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)

Hot oil !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)

seen in a phone box

in rome

quick and very dirty - but topical

(sleipnir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

arf!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpWCp-UZUgU
same meat different gravy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)

Quite

You are Odin's six-legged horse? In this moden age I assumed you must have your own online life

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)

8 legs..

4 at the front 4 at the back.
sired by Svadilfari with Loki, but we don't like to talk to talk about that,

(sleipnir, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

Hahaha

I was just reading the wiki entry

I bow in error to getting your legs wrong

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)

He's here to steal your data!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

hahaha

cool
submit him to www.makemearobot.com

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

I believe he already has it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

*reads through permanent record*

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)

At least I am not alone now . . .

;)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

awesome

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)

About the most menacing excuse for a dick I have ever seen

Christ, I can almost visualize it whirling into action

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

*winces*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)

Coincidentally enough,

The gear is glued there to hide an engine part that looked too much like a big droopy cock :)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

Experimenting with a phot I found on my harddrive

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

nice

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

evil smiley of death

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WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

90s Rave on Tatooine?

I like sunsets.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

YES!

Needs more young farmboy looking whistfully into the distance while John Williams plays in the background.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I love you

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

Fake

No John Williams

XD

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

Use the horse, Luke!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

OH. FOR. FUCK'S. SAKE.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)

Hello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

S'up

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

Not much

Been working from very early on. Going to try to get some sleep soon now.

I know, I'm quite boring at the moment :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

Me too.

Daytime b3ta is minimal.. night time is *yawns* too tiring.
All work and no b3ta!!!!....Or anything else for that matter.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen

I give you John Williams and his orchestra

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

/Chris Griffin blog

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)

;-)

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

I read that as

"Needs more young farmboy looking WHISTLE POSSEEEE.."

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)

Looks like looking . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

Nice.

Oh Noes! Cornelius!!
My condolences.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

Accepts condolences.

It was very sad on Saturday. We weren't going to get another rat but his brother was looking lonely so we picked up another little boy from the pet shop this evening.

His mother wasn't pleased so we took him back and got a baby rat instead.

His name is Hugo and he is so cute, but no replacement for Cornelius though. Also I think Tuppe might be jealous.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

Bad luck matey, here be Titi fluff for you :)

CFB^ I got inside their enclosure today before the Zoo opened to the noisy children

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

Cold dead eyes of a killer!!!

ning sir.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

Yo fella

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

i hope you wiped them down before you left

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

sexwithmonkeysLOL.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

Hah

It's seriously hot in there, it trying to feel like a rainforest; but an ace oppotunity to get so close to this little guy (born in January) with a top spec camera that lacks the lenses

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

an ace opportunity to remove my clothes without raising suspicion

nice pic's as per.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

Beat Dat

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

^_^

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6tUsX4OhOs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

clarss in a glarss

*raves*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)

Excellent.

*puts some rave on*

...first track..Prodigy!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

love this :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfMlQJ5SeFo&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c03VkOCyOLo&feature=related

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)

What I am really loooking for is...

"Summers magic" Mark Summers.
I need that as an mp3.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLMcdIB0xY

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)

I have that on 12" :D

I'll see what I can do

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)

Yep me too....

A case of 'Vinyl in the loft syndrome'
Along with shitloads of other 'not released on cd' greatness.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)

aceeeed! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

Waited a while to highjack a thread

got bored - sorry work in progress, significant changes have been made.

This is a request for critique.

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WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

is he pushing an invisible desk across the office?

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

the eyes are wonky

for starters

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WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

and i suggest he goes clothes shopping

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

Nice hands!

Probably the best hands I've ever seen drawn!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

I think my former tutors would probably laugh at them.

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WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

Either sarcasm or you've just made me look like

my opinion was misjudged. v v v :)

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

Sorry Dude.!!!

We all have our own opinions!!

I liek his hands.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

So who is right, Lazlo Woodbine or Mstandot?

There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

I like the detail on the jeans and the strap

but the left hand needs some work.

Other than that very nice.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

his left?

or our left?

and what do you think needs changing

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WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

His left. I looks a little like he is holding a bunch

of twiglets. But as pointed out up there ^^^ opinions differ on the hand quality.

It could be the lack of shading that makes it looks odd. I will reserve judgement for now. :)

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

i'd recommend jeans with a deeper rise

those hipster really do him no favours.

pic's fine, just go for it who cares what brian sewell thinks.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

I think the new face has less charm than the old one

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1212960773/hassanweb.jpg

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WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

i like the new face

but i still think you should just run with it, flaws and all, it takes years to get proportions right every time, d'vinci wasn't built in a day

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

The left shoe looks too flat, it needs to be narrower and the toe part needs to curve more. The left side of the trousers waist band needs to curve more as it's just straight and looks wrong at the moment, also you should try making the belt stick out away from the trousers a bit as it goes round his back. The legs need a bit of work as it's quite hard to tell what position they are actually in.

Other than that it's pretty damn fine.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Do you think its a case of more definition?

Or does the pose look wrong?

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WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

Well I think it's more that from the trousers the person is being viewed slightly from the side,

but the body is more or less straight on, which looks a little confusing.

I think it's more the left leg than anything, it's quite difficult to tell what actual position it's supposed to be in, you probably need to mess with the shape of the trouser and the folds to get that right.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

It appears as though

he is wondering where the ammunition is . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

he needs a bigger pair of trousers

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

His left trouser leg has a hem/turn-up but the right doesn't

and might need slight shading on his bald head above ear
also curve at his right thumb base
Gun stock needs slight shading on pistol grip
The paunch looks perfect.

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

i think the whole thing will change once the shading/colouring starts

adding a background and stuff is also going to make a hell of a difference

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

Bit of a misunderstanding, really

(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

it's a dirty job....

*pulls gloves on*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

UNC!!

*hugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

IVES!

*50p*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

it's a fair cop...

*holds hands out*
hang on, a ball gag?
MMPH!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

hahaha

glad the build-up was worth it :D

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

I am not getting this at all!

Ris-ola!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

They want OK magazine, but by her greeting they think they called "Hello" magazine ;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

what's ok magazine's biggest rival?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Ahh I see!

*turns 'dumbass' mode off*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

he wanks as high as any in wome

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5023674

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mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8268370

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

what on earth has that got to do with me?

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mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

nothing

i just thought it apposite

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

YOU ARNT MICTOBOY! YOU ARE NOT HIM!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

no! i am MLCTOBOY!

FEAR MY SPARE ACCOUNT!!

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

*fears*

*greatly*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

it's all in aid of a top notch* milestone post

*ish

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

Hairy muff

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

top notch eh?

i'm getting on for 30000 and have a few ideas..
heh heh heh...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)

i was going to recreate tubgirl for one of my milestones

never got round to it, so you're welcome to that one

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

do meatspin, haven't seen that for a while.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)

hahaha

maybe he'll invite you over to help

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

*sharpens pencil
edit/ oh that's the wrong one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

swollentip?

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

that's the one

seen them both now so he'll have to think of something else

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

octopusgirl

might be a bit hard to achieve

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

oh my

hahahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hahahahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

I did this in HAP today.

ALSO: A/C in school is b0rken. D':

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)

Blood?

Nothing serious I hope?

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

Hahahah

no. I cut my arm last night and I was scratching the cut today and it started bleeding and I didn't notice and I rested my arm on my paper. Yeah. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

officially, that's self-harming

*calls police*

C]:0D
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

Oh, hush you.

;]

Twas only an accident.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

*mends*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

Thank you!

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

They all say that

*writes down details*

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

AUNTIE!!

hows thee?!
do you remember spilling wine all over my wife?
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

I'm OK

and vaguely and I'm sorry :(

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

it's ok!!

it was nae bother!!
she had great night and it was ace to see you again!
Derby bashing?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

Oh yes

Definitely :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)

LIEK NO WAI!!!1

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

LIEK I NO RIIITE!??!!1/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

The air conditioning in my A-level art class was broken too.

That's to say the window wouldn't open anymore.

Also, has that one bottom left got piercings or is he just some kind of zombie? I suspect the latter.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Ah.

It is 100 degress here. It is the same temperature in the school.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Exams + English summer + Exam halls which almost always have twenty foot high windows with no curtains = fucking nightmare

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

English summers are nice, though?

A lot cooler than here.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

The law of sods dictates that it will be unbelievably hideously hot while you sit your exams.

Then rain as soon as you have to wait outside for your mum to pick you up.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

Aaah

right. Of course.
Last time Iremember it being hot when I was there was a few years back, in August. It was one of the hottest summers on record. AND NO ONE HAS A/C!! I passed out in Victoria Station, then came to and promptly threw up. It was awful.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

the good old days.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

I am a hermit, love winter and the night, hate the day and even moderate heat whilst in the shade.

I am also Italian which means that I genetically hate the sun even more.

The only good thing about summer is that it's quite nice at nighttime.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

What's HAP?

Nice pic.

Ning all.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

i know i am, i'm sure i am

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

i see you're still using reserve account

tease.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

great things are afoot

and i can't stay away while they are inveigled

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

Spare accountery?

What I miss?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)

nothing yet

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)

COCK OFF AND DONATE, YOU LOSER!

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

shant!

'lo!

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

Help and Acces Period.

Pretty much a study hall. :]

Ning.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

what is study hall?

(big fat cocks, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

Like a free period

to do homework, get food if the cafs/store is open, and go for extra help from teachers.
Or muck about with your mates, like I do.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

word up sexy boy!

*do super-cool hand gestures*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

*looks round*

Must be me...
as I am the only sexy boy round here.

*gestures back*
Hello Sir.....
But it's evening!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

i has laptop and home tinterwebs!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

Hello top of the stats......

goodbye life....

:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

the wife's a b3tan widow now..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

Yay for not having to watch shite tv anymore.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

don't you ever do any work at school? :P

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

Yeah...

sometimes...

HAP is a free period, though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

She does Maths,Science and English.....

in her art lessons!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

I didn't get art this year. :'[

But I have it next year. Yupp. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

DONG

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

LOLWUT

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

LOLLAPALOOZA

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

ROFLCOPTERS

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

superb as usual

clicks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

Thank you.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

HAS HE GOT VAMPIRE TEETH OR IS HE JUST DRIBBLING??

pfft

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

So that's how the blood got there

......for Piorot thees was ze case unique

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

Hahahahah.

*hides bloody corpse*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

blood?

*faints*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

*catches*

*doesn't know what to do next*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

*comes to*

*is confused by lack of molestation*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

*molests*

*runs away*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

Howdy ^_^

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

Bastard!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)

It's supposed to be funny.

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

Cancer is a privilege.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

I hope you one day earn that privilege

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

I'm smoking right now.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

splendid!~

that's the spirit

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

blah blah blah

u might want to think about what you say, obviously u have not seen ppl die of it

(JadeFalcon, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

I did in a movie once, it was hysterical.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

you sir

are a fucking prick, your not funny, maybe you should think before opening that hole in the front of your face, i am still trying to get over watching that shit happen to my dad... karma's a bitch i hope u get your skull fucking caved in

(JadeFalcon, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

Best, movie, ever.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

thats ok m8

just carry on lol, just be prepared for when your taking your last breath and you see my bare arse pop up n take a steaming shit in your mouth

(JadeFalcon, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)

Mmm, cancer-poop.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

Im glad you gave us the bigger option.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

Why is that?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

It adds so much more to the image

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

how fucking old am I??

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)

WHO??!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

pffttttttt

I know you already have the bus pass

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

ask your mum

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

hahahaha!

old timers ftw
how long do i get for

sorry i posted the huge one in error

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

Damn!

if it's real I'll go the whole hour.

oh, wait...

edit: love the tenner, but her hand is mahoosive

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

i know

but i didn't change it at all
www.marketingreinforcements.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/index_image52811.jpg
shite copy of sauce

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

bloody hell, them's some big hands!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

Heheheheheh.

I get this joke because I am old :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)

wanna play a game of dominos?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

I'll make some nice ham sandwiches

*pisses self*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

hahaha

'ello lovely lady

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

He taught me the breast stroke...

....and fingered my arse :(

(Kinky Robot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

yo is all old skool

i dun get it, innit hom

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mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

PIkes been busy making the boys work

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

suitable for all ages?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)

for you

yes all aboard

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)

arf!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)

1 d for you

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)

mohafa is a child rapist

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)

steady on now

thats quite a statement

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

kcauq

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)

O.O

hatstand!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)

very random

i like this
in a very disturbing way

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)

more please!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)

i am loving these on a daily basis

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)

Hliary fails to get key minority Klingon Vote.

Hilary Clingon :P

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nocturne72, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)

would

n't under any circumstances

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)

~~n't~~

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

my what an improvement

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)

Looking better all the time . . .

even her do, does !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)

Thorry

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)

ace film!

i think i'll watch it tomorrow :)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

Story

I was in Hospital and it was on the telly in my room. Loving it. Unfortunately a black member of staff went by the open door just as the old lady spits and says "up yours N'##@R".

Oops

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)

"Where all the white women at?"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)

Kinky..................

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)

Hey Tex Maam . . .

get your fwiggin feet off the fwiggin stage !
Cwick !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)

A wed wose

how womantic

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)

she was hot

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mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)

Hedley thought so

Hadley you putz

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)

froggy love daddy

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mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)

froggy

FROGGY...........???????????

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

definitely!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTXsec9rvw4

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)

Would you like another scnitzengruben?

15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

(d2086u, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

I hope this qualifies as a tart card. I'm quite thick, you know. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)

if you're being old

it'll be 2d imo
woo to the pic btw :)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)

Sorry. I thought p was pence/cents.

American muppett me.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)

Never mind that

the 020 code certainly wasn't in play in the late nineteenth century. The number would simply have been London followed by four digits.

Beer, I need beer.

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)

Artistic licence, Shirley.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)

Oh, of course

I just thought this was the pedant reply thread. Very nice, by the way. Oh, and don't call me Shirley (except on Thursdays).

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

easy mistake to make don't worry

it's the decimalisation thats to blame for the changes

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)

we never had aids or global warming in old money either

i blame decimalisation for everything.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)

Like it

I bet he told some ripping yarns

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

Cut to the chase

as it were...

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)

Howdy

Haven't been on here in a very long time, but saw this on the back of an ambulance in Chesterfield and thought of you. Sorry if it's been seen before. People still love goatse, right?

(PenrhynGwyndaf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)

Woo

are you an ambulance chaser then?

Steady hands!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)

ha ha

nearly 4 years and only 3 messages,, thats some major lurkage

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)

Haha

But im pretty certain I have seen this before

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

Fake

No wedding ring

or cock

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)

oh yeah, one for bill oddie

Blue tits are famous? no?

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

great tits are better tho!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

I hear they cope well with warming.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)

Link story?

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)

Tits and fags don't mix

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)

toap west....

i'm pretty sure i've seen this picture before...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)

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