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New range

Would buy!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

MAY CONTAIN GAY

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

Yeah,

he needs to get rid of the r and v :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

I should SO...

have put "bum gravy" instead

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

it's not too late!

Edit :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Really, it's not too late.

I would love you forever if you did that. Make it 280 px as well, and that might be a frontpage.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Couldn't resist the calling

...it's already 280 :)

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

Arf!

But evrybody knows that you can only eat BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSS faggots!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

haha!!

spicey braaaains!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'm gonna stick my dick in it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

take it out of the tin first

(the faggots, not your dick. OH FORGET IT)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

*kiss*

NOW YOU'RE A GAY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

*giggles*

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

only if he gets hard too

where's OBedlam buggered off to? I've got a pic for him.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

*crosses legs awkwardly*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

*sits on lap*

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Phwoar.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Nursery?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

there had better not be any onions in the gravy!!

otherwise....
*heats in a pan*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

I'm going to assume these are all bizarre innuendos.

In fact, I'm going to assume EVERYTHING today is a bizarre innuendo.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

German Mantlepiece cushion

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

Pretty much everything you say IS an innuendo though.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

To be honest it's more a statement of sexual intent than innuendo most of the time.

Or at least that's what the courts decided.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

One-handed trumpet solo

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

Oh you're not allowed to TRY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

Terry Nutkins finger stump

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

Speaking of 'teh gay'...

...should I buy a Macbook, or some other variety of smallish laptop (like that 13 inch Dell)?

B3ta - help my capitalist spending dilemma! :)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

I'm using a Macbook, but I don't know if I'd reccommend it.

It's a different experience, sort of like bumming.

Takes a while to get used to it, and it doesn't feel the same as when you were on a computer before, and you can't do as much, but some bits are better.

OH DEAR, WHAT HAVE I SAID.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

I mostly want it for dealing with digital photos on the move, some music, and some interwebs. Reckon I'd be ok with it?

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

It's a much more simple interface, that's for sure.

I like the fact that there aren't any viruses (mainly because using a Mac can be torture enough) and some things are fairly useful, but it's not awful.

Switching between PC and Mac after a few weeks at a time is a proper mind fuck though, and don't get it if you want games. Some work, but I canne live without 'em.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ta me ducky!

Now I just need to decide if I'm stupid enough to pay extra for the matt black one... :)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

I wasn't

I quite like the sleekness of the white macbook.

I don't know why, because I hate those dull white iPods, but it's actually got a nice feel to it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

Heinz to Macbooks, in 2 posts!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

ROFTEL

Nice and subtle - i likes!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

London surveillance

(brodersen, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Very nicely done!

Welcome n00b!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

All I'm seeing is nipples.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

*puts top back down*

Oh, sorry about that Cap'n.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

DON'T YOU DARE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

EEK

*strips completely*

*nervous dance*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

ha ha!

faster!!
more gyrating!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

yeah.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

*leans back in chair and puffs pipe*

Maaaaaaaaaarvellous.

Also, don't listen to the chaps above. Don't dance faster, dance slower.

More eye contact.

That's it. *sups brandy*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

*whispers something about the blisters*

*dances through the tears*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

NO, this just won't do.

Come and sit on my lap, pet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

*growls*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

There's room on here for you as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

There's NEVER any room for me :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Maybe if one of us sits on her face?

No?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

That's the spirit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

OH FUCK

I just totally forgot about my 2k and missed it.

OOOWWWH :(

Still, here's my 2005! Yaaaaaaay

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Well done lovely.

Shit, I'm very close to my 50K.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

wow

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

i'm close to 30000...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

I'm just close....uuhhuuhhuh

And I'm spent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

encroyable!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

Like the new pic cap'n

Is it a self portrait?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Not in the slightest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

That's a big number.

You're going to have to get very naked.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

That's not fair on anyone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

flayed or gtfo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

Exceptionally naked.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

i wanna see a pancreas

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Rubbs hands together

Starts to drool

Nekidniss!
Yee hah!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

...and tell her that you love her?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

There's plenty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

of face?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I am Toots 'Enormous Face' Thelemans

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha!

Like a frying pan!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

black and hot

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

*looks hopeful*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Your wife might have a few things to say about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

she wouldn't if you was Top up the Tea!

she loves my wife!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hah, she's mine as well.

All the young ladies' base belong to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

*sobs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Get yourself a sex change.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

you can have my young ladies base

If I can have yours?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

You have one young lady

I have all of these.

Unfair trade.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

^may contain lies^

I have
one partner
Four daughters (You can have them for nothing)
one Girlfriend(ish)
Hah

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

CHEATING?

WE CAN'T BE HAVING THIS

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Some people are in open relationships, kitten.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

And some are just whores.

Actually that works less well when you are the only person likely to still be reading this...

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hmmm

that is a point.

*is young and has not been exposed to the world*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

I demand you expose yourself immediately

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Pfft

just pfft.

:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

I'll give you five ladies for one of yours...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

Watches from behind interweb sofa...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

No don't dance through that tear!

That's a tear in the space time continuum and may cause the universe to start a cataclysmic boogie!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

But I want a cataclysmic boogie!

Humph.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

best kind of boogie

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

do you live in portsmouth?

i work at QA!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

QA is approximately a 20 minute walk from my house.

:O

You don't know Karen Cotterill at all do you?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

ummm...

i'm a bit crap with names...
what does she do?
also, we should have a lunchtime minibash!!
i used to meet keyboard weasel in spoons for lunch!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'M THERE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

we'll orginise summat!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

I live near Elvis of Nazareth :P

He went to my school, we know lots of the same teachers :D
And I went to school with his cousin ^_^

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Spoons?

She's a sort of cleaner/general carer person, I believe. I'm guessing QA has LOADS of people so you pprrrobably don't know her :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

wetherspoons,

pub.

i'll wander around staring at name badges!
what does she llook like?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

I expect she has breasts, that should narrow it down a bit.

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

*makes notes*

female, breasts.
right, i'm off looking!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Won't that just look like you're eyeballing their tits?

*selfspang* Wetherspoons, of course. Pubs are nice :)

Karen's really short and has dark, shoulder length hair. She looks a bit like Nadine from Girls Aloud.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Pictures man

We need pictures

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

hmmm...

*googles nadine from girls aloud*
hokay.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

note the highly distinctive robotic claw

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

aha!

even i should be able to spot her!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

NOT IF SHE SPOTS YOUR FIRST

"AAARGGH THE CLAW! THE CLAW! ETC"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

Brandy?

Would you like a cigar with that madam?
and a top hat?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

the jiggling....it's almost.....hypnotic....

*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

*resists*

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I miss all the good stuff!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

damn!

thought i'd switched that webcam off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

mmmmtechnologynipples

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

That says more about you than it does about this post.

*tweaks*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Oh I think we're all well aware of my ability to find smut in fuck all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

You said "fuck"

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

You should see how I say it in the medium of interpretive dance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Ha ha, I'd love to!

*panders*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

I bet you would

*polars*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Panda's?

sicko

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

SODIDYOU

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

aware of it? i fucking covet it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha, kindred spirits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

welcome a/board

alas, bindun
edit/but very good nonetheless

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

soup herb!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

Nicely done, Brod.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

rather excellent!

what's with all these good new guys?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

13 new moons?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

gathered all seven Dragonballs?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Hahaha you ass.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

HEEHAW!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

*strings out a fight scene for an entire series*

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

that's no moon

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Very nice work!

It's a nice relief to see someone actually reading the FAQ :)

*salutes*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Good work new person...

may I stick this here please? Not worth own thread, and yet it seemed so obvious...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

...

I never noticed the similarity before

(Cluster, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

what similarity?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)

damn 0.4kB away from a good nazi-ing

curse these good noobs that read the faq...

Hello :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

You'd nazi someone with 50.1k?

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Just mucking about

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

mucking about?

this is b3ta my boy!!
serous business!
sit in the corner and think about what you've done while i woo your picture!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

Nudnib. Might've even been FP'd iirc.

BUT YAY, AND GOOD MORN.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

'ningles chief!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

G'aaaafternoooon, squire.

How do?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

bit hungry but other then that...

my boss is leaving next month and keeps chatting to me...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

He's all sad :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

bah!

that's not a good enough reason to be all buddy-buddy with me!!
/is a miserable git blog

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

Oh fuck, not you again!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

*cackles*

Unfortunately for the both of us, yes.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Your cackling only serves to arouse me further.

How are you today, honey?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

WITCHFANCIER.

I am quite good...although I'm supposed to be going to the gym soon and just can't be bothered. Huff.

Yooourself?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

I'm sleepy and irritated.

GYM GYM GYM BENDING OVER AND THRUSTING AT THE GYM.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

Why irritated?

and if sleepy, maybe you should have a nap in the garden? :)

I can't do any classes today so it'll just be RUNNING BIT OF CYCLING SQUEEZY LEG THINGS AND CRUNCHES.
Nowhere near sexy enough :(

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

I'll just have to imagine it's all totally sexy then.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

My breasts do bounce quite effectively on a treadmill

but other than that :\

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

you can spot me on the bench

gruntgruntgruntgruntgrunt

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

'lo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hellote! You're well, I trust?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

tiptopta

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Good stuff.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

aye you?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

As above, over tired and irritable.

Must be my man-period or something.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

*inserts manpon

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

I looked but I couldn't find it anywhere

It's a rather obvious pun though...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

driven by cunts?

i thought that its was pricks (as in diff with a hedgehog and vovlo - hedgehog has pricks on outside...)

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

hehee

Seen it done but woo still!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

Jail bird

edit: Thanks to lordsaccharine
uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN2436767820080625?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I want one of those pidgins!

I also want my own Sanchez from Scrubs!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

Here it is ¬

A load of Pigeons that have been trained to smuggle phones into prisons

_/\_

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

nearly, NEARLY

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

Hah, cute little face

delivery of a semi-automated moron.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

but but but

...horses!...

¦:¬(

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

Not you, Andy Hamilton.

Unless you ARE Andy Hamilton, in which case you shouldn't be afraid to string your punchlines together like an actual sentence. And also your little cute head makes me glee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

And use more than one tone when you talk. And when you do do it, do it through your mouth, not your nose.

(talk that is)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

Oh, and isn't Andy Hamilton the little one with no neck not the bald one with the irritating voice?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

The second one, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

prepare to stand erected/corrected/defected (delete as applicable)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Hamilton

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Andy PARSONS

Sorry, always getting them confused.

Is Andy Hamilton slightly midget? Smallperson/dwarf/imp/whatever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

lol "slightly midget". Is that the medical term?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

I think I'm going to stick with impish, I like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

Not to mention he has stolen the voice of Griff Rhys Jones.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

Oh my goodness, you're right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

When I first saw Mock the Week, which I think is literally the only thing he's ever been on,

I just thought that Jones had really let himself go.

I suspect he's only even on it to provide the crap mum and dad humour so the show has more mainstream appeal because he's fucking awful.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

There isn't enough Russell Howard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

~~Russell Howard~~ Frankie Boyle

I agree.

I find Russell Howard a bit too studenty and energetic, I WANT MY COMICS TO BE TRAIN WRECKS OF HUMAN MENTAL ILLNESS DAMN YOU!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

Frankie sometimes just says things for the reaction

rather than because he thinks it's funny. He is bloody marvellous a lot of the time though. He's taught me that all you need to do is wrinkle your nose and smile in order to be able to say anything about any group of people and get away with it.

Russell Howard is very studenty, but I do love his tangents.

Actually I like Dara as well, I wish he'd be involved more. Replace Hugh Dennis with him. If I have to hear his damn Jimmy Savile impression again I shall possibly hurt the man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

He is Captain Meme.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

ha ha - I'm learning to ignore all /your/ links.

Its only taken me, what, 3 months?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

Don't ignore them all

*Some are funny

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

some are horses

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

i was about to click

when my internal ren said "what are you doing, you fat, bloated EEEDIOT!! you KNOW there will be horses!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

I love pigeons,

best of of all the smugglers

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

a cunt's trick sir

and I won't fall for it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

DAAAAAMN!!!

first time for ages!!
that reminds me, whatever happened to wasted industry and brain error?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

Here it is ¬

Wasted industry and brain error

_/\_

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

SEE?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahaha!!

a proper mobile!
come back i need to make a call!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

here you go, also woo

feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/UKOddlyEnoughNews/~3/319298897/idUKN2436767820080625

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Thanks awfully Sir!

Spent ages looking for that!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

welcome

*proud of his rss feed collection

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

Shirley they carry messages not message carrying devices

they will soon be out of work otherwise

strike now i say

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

communist

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '08...

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
/lurhmann

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Bean sauce!

Careful, you'll turn gay!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Comin' over here, stealin' our jobs, fuckin' our beans.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

Coming ~~over here, stealin' our jobs, fuckin' our beans.~~

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

Jerruu

repeating your jokes is just plain bad practice.

'ning Board.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

You're bad practice.

And also a whore.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Oi.

How do you do?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

Irritated and depressed.

A winning combination.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Bean sauce!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

^ Might

* If she paid me enough

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

what a charmer!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

Argh

Tango doesn't last as long as it used to

/all fields blog

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

Wahhhhhhhhh!

I havent heard that song in years! I think I may download it ;)

Edit: Now listening to it :) What a song!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

hehehe!

something to do with fake tan at ascot i forgot to post it
also a mate of mine has just started cleaning judith's windows, he noticed lots of pics of her all over the house, at the time he didn't know who the customer was, as he was leaving he asked if the customer knew judith well, needless to say he did feel a tad silly.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

the Bean Queen?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

She looks so natural...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

so more

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

oompa lumpa doompity queen her hat is all pink and she looks like a bean

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nocturne72, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

haha!

and an ace song too!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

Hehehe

very good!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

prolly bindun...one variety doesn't research too well

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

*flicks*

*sniggers*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

sracist

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Ive got a RIS on this

help

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

all over the shop today...

www.b3ta.com/board/8498478

also Daily Heil article

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

The worlds gone mad again

I mean they dont exactly lick off one anothers bottoms do they?

Was it banned or pulled

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Pulled by Heinz.

It is such a load of old bollocks!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

tugged

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

pffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

I AM OUTRAGED

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T 2 MEN KISS ON TV FFS. I WILL KILL EVERYONE OF THE COMPLAINERS WITH MY AXE OF RIGHTEOUS GAY-LOVING JUSTICE

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Poof! ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

*snogs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

*films*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

*spluffs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

*dabs self clean with moist napkin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

*complains*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

*withdraws and goes viral

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

i think i need to go to the clinic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

ya big gayer!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

didn't wo men kiss on eastenders recently?

that utter shite is still on!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

I missed that one

but they do have a great gay character in it at the moment.

He's far more realistic than that mincing twat on Corrie

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

mincing twat?

isn't he a jazz singer?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

You're thinking of

Japs Eye Lover

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

ah, right

i always get those two mixed up

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

when those two meet

it's moida

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

pffffff!!

you are max
aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

I'm outraged at the stereotype of Eastenders as pale retard gangsters

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

I live in the Eastend

and have never knowingly upset a wheezing would-be gangster

It's pure fiction

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

hence my outrage.

I don't know many people from eastend london, but the ones I know don't get killed by gangsters every few months.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

it was an entirely appropriate advert

because everyone knows geyers love a bit of man mayo...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Manonnaise!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

SALAD CREAM!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

A LAD CREAM!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

err.... THOUSAND ISLAND!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

... I can't obscenify that one

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

Paul Newman's Honey and Mustard vinaigrette?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

Paul Newman's Honey I'm Most Hard vinaigrette!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

I look forward to the outrage at the next Tetley's tea-bagging advert.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

pffffffffffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Hahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

read the comments if you think thats bad

"I certainly won't be buying any more Heinz products.

- Miriam, Barcelona, 23/6/2008 18:39"

"The first time I witness this advert I shall be complaining loudly to the appropriate authorities, and will certainly not be buying the product.

- Daisymay, Northants, 23/6/2008 19:31"

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

Daisymay, Northants?

Isn't that DtH when he's dressed as his wife?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

*slaps*

_yes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

The link above and

576 varieties

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

57 56

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

this advert has been banned..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

~~advert~~ sick filth

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

....

~~banned~~ voluntarily withdrawn

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I will never buy the Daily Mail again

ever

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

you mean you ever have bought it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Never ever have I bought it

not even for my doggy to poo on - she has standards you know

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

I bouight the Mail on Sunday once

cos it had a free DVD of the Wild Geese.

I got two pages into the paper before hurling it out the window in disgust

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Someone in my big house gets it delivered.

I vocally announce that the 'FUCKING DAILY FAIL'S HERE AGAIN' whenever I see it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

Its more lacist than a shoe salesperson

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

~~been voluntarily withdrawn~~ gone viral and is now guaranteed to reach a far wider audience than would ever have been possible by conventional means

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

...

...
5. Profit!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

good point

*marketing success blog

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

really... daft then..

although, they now won't need to pay for all of the expensive TV, but will get free advertising for a while, and people will remember the advert.. as ever, great publicity!

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Arf!

Done muchly, but still :)

Edit: This thread may interest you....

www.b3ta.com/board/8498507

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

cheers :-)

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

I thought you might enjoy

laughing nervously at the commments of one of the foremost commentators in America :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

here's Bill O'Reilly being voted the worst person in the world

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWAJm6yY6vE

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Never did I think that one man

could singlehandedly sum up everything that is wrong with America!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Was he the guy

who spun out talking to the guy who's dad died in 9/11 but was oppossed to the Iraq war?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

I havent seen that clip,

it wouldnt surprise me if he did though. Cunt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

hehehehe

and i only just saw the ad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

Haha, that's fucking brilliant.

People who complain are not only morons, but they obviously don't have a sense of humour beyond the complexities of Little Britain and Catherine Tate.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

I was DISGUSTED!

brown bread I ask you . . . YUK!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Haha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

it turned me

until i saw it i was white bread, marg' and salad cream all the way

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Brown Bread am the bestest

for Cheese and Pickle and Prawn Mayo sammidges. Outside of those, I concur!

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

both prawn and tuna mayo

should be served on brown bread, although brown bread should never be toasted, as attempting to butter it turns it into wholegrain shrapnel.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Ugh!

b3ta.com/board/8498792
hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

but.. but.. brown bread does not good toats make!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

aye.. and salad cream is better in most cases..

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

too fucking right

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

salad cream on chips.

that is all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

I suspect

people who complained would not like Little Britain, though.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

HE SPEAKS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

They probably just like bashing rocks together and giggling at the sparks.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

...and thrashing each other to within inches of their lives

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

*bookmarks*

now if anyone asks me 'what's Monkeon like?' I can link them up C];0)
Cor!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

hahah

geeenius

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

subtle...

and woo!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahaha!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

haha!!

took me a while though...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

I bet they enjoy slurping up the sauce . . .
I did a little bit of sick . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

haha!

Shouldn't that be 56 positions? ;)

*edit* Do folks know the story behind that number and phrase BTW? It's apparently entirely arbitrary and meaningless, according to QI.

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Yeah, at no point were there ever 57 varieties....

Edit: "The first processed food produced by H. J. Heinz in 1869 was horseradish. Ketchup didn't arrive until 1875 and baked beans didn't arrive until 1895. Supposedly, only 4 people know the secret baked bean recipe. Heinz never had "57 Varieties", they now have over 6,000 varieties. They are obsessed with the number 57 at Heinz, their telephone number ends with 57 57 57 and their address is PO Box 57, Pittsburgh. (Forfeit: Tomato Ketchup, Baked Beans)"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

QI FTW!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

hehe 69 positions?....done :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Hahahaha!!!!

Superb!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

the fact that my racist, sexist, homophobic, moronic brother hates this ad

just makes it all the more enjoyable to me.
i'm still hoping he was adopted.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Beam the advert directly INTO HIS EYES!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

if i could, i would

then i'd replace it with sharpened spoons.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

I've got one of them as well.

He kipped at mine a couple of years ago when I shared a flat with a gay mate and asked "Are you still living with that faggot?"

Twat.

But he's a great brother

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

mine isn't

he's a psychotic, evil-tempered bastard whom not even my parents can bear to be near.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Shall I come up to your house and gay it up with you for him?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

heheheh

the look of anger and disgust on his face would be pure gold ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

Then we can introduce him to my mixed race other half.

Who, for the small fee of nothing whatsoever will gladly come onto him for a laugh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

oh, that would be a thing of pure joy.

however, i wasn't kidding about the psychotic bit, he would likely chase us all with a carving knife.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

*squares shoulders*

Good, I don't like fighting people that aren't up for it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

yay!

cunt him in the fuck, cap'n!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

I get this one :D

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Thread down the board so...

RESURRECT!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

no no no no no no

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

yes yes yes!

join usssss...

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

no no no

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

maybe?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

argh!

*grabs onto pipes*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

I like where this is going...

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

I love a crap wandbagon!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hahaha... Wouldn't

EDIT: NOON BOARD!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

couldn't

he has teh wrists of fury

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

noon wobbly

what ya got planned for us today?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

hahahaha

is that real???

please tell me that isnt shopped

EDIT:- WOW!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Real...

maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=this&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=10.543528,54.228516&ie=UTF8&ll=49.788357,4.611511&spn=0.044996,0.21183&z=12&iwloc=addr

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

I found a early pic one of the Gallaghers

Noel

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

search for De Lange syndrome

it sums up the Gallaghers exactly...

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

There was something Clark forgot to tell Lois...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

MOOOOOOOOBS!

Lovely!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

OH SHIT!

He left the iron on!
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

SUPER MOOBS!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

You called

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

shake those moobs boy!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

* Shakes

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Norks!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

I could swear that said Lols.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

You are cordially invited to Steve Guttenberg's Magical Beach Party.

CFB

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

O_O

*flees*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

needs more Quo

(

WormuIus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™

that is the stuff nightmares are made of...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

HAHAHAH

Also: Didn't Cockweasle use that beach once?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

quite possibly!

was it his giant crab pic?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Ye gods!

*runs*
*hides*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Arf!

It's like Dekionplexis without the seams :D

Needs more Blackwood ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

heh, Blackwood, Gaffney and Hancock are just out of shot.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

BUT WHAT ABOUT DESMOND TUTU AND THE POPE?

Nobody thinks of the pope and the Tutu! :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

in the hotel, to the right. third floor.

along with anyone else i may have missed. :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Bollocks!

The third floor is obscured by the tree :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

they're playing twister with charlie sheen and professor chike...

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Everything's funny on crack, isn't it?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Clowns aren't

they are fucking terrifying on crack

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

it doesn't take crack to make clowns terrifying

especially porcelain clown dolls
*shudders*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

Porcelain clown dolls are lush.

They give me glee in my inappropriate place.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

you're a sick, sick person.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Clearly you're not spending enough on it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

BEACH PARTAY!

gleeeeeeeee! Shakespeare Disco Cock Sam and the robot Henry Kelly

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

is that

ann-droid?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

No I think it's Shakespeare.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

clearly, it's the robot Henry Kelly . . .

it's the robot Henry Kelly . . .why not hover your pointer over the pic?
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

going for gold

was shit.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

don't blame me!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

*points finger*

it's your fault!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

yaaay!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Steve Guttenberg FTW!

Dude look ooooold now. :O(

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Thanks

I'm there, dude

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

i will/will not be able to attend.

i'm definitely thinking "not"
*runs for the hills*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

All the more evil-faced beachball for me!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

and less sandy mimsy for me

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

hahahaha

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

That dog is great...

* anyone got the original?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Here ya go.

13gb.com/pictures/3496/

Warning: there's some NSFW stuff on that site.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Thanks

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

hahha

that's fucked up, man

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Federer to play number 2 seed

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

haha... nice..

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mint hum-bugs

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

bint mumhugs

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

hint - bum hugs

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

shit - bum huh?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

wha

I Don't know how this happened.

(

NeeNoo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I'm starting to like you :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

yes, but

will it fit in your slingshot?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

Fire it at gay octoroks.

"Oh noooo!*"

*In the voice of that guy on Family Guy with the mustache

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

I love him in Blue Harvest

I have taken to saying 'Wah neeeeeey' like him instead of 'oh no'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Jesus Captain!

Just had a look at stats and you've blasted through 1000 posts in the past week.

Some prolific b3taing going on there :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Booooooredoooooooom

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

Must be some pretty epic tedium going on...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

i like you random quote

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

what is it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

boredom sucks.

i'm bored, i may go out and buy some shoes.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Shoes are awesome

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

i've found some that are like foot gloves, they're so comfy!

they look good and they're on sale! i may have to buy several pairs.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Haha you vindicate my flow chart Smash

...although I didn't include boredom...

*rethinks*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

which flow chart is this?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

this one

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

that is fucking priceless!

wait, do i have more than 10 pairs?
*counts*
6-inch red wedgies
4-inch blue wedgies
knee-length kookai boots
ankle boots, black and brown
funky calf-length plimsolls
assorted shit shoes
hmmm, i seem to have only 9 pairs....
TO THE SHOE SHOP!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

You know it's gotta be done...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

I concur.

I also like when he does the voice of the bee and stings himself.

"Oh No! I done gone stung myself! Goodbye World!"

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

"I'm gone suck on that juicy stamen like there's no tomorrow!..." "I'm the mayor now! Free honey, for everyone!

"Yay Mayor Bee, Mayor Bee..."

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

MAYOR BEE!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

And the shark

'I'm gonna eat that hairy leg...'

ciggy time!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

He has the best voiced characters :]

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

that was on last night

it makes me giggle with glee

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Oh really?

Aces :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

i just love the way he slides off the chair after he's stung himself

it's so funny!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

I like him in Lois Kills Stewie.

When Joe's asking him if he's seen Stewie, and he says "Oh noooo!" and his partner shouts from in the house "What is it?" "What murderous baby's escaped!" "Oh nooo!" "Oh noooo!!!"

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I must compile mp3s of his clips for listening jollity!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

I have a couple, but not of him.

I'll find them, hang on.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

It's ok,

I have everything on DVD as it is, I'll just have to gather them as I go along :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Well here's my favourite.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

And

this

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

anagram of gnosh slit

coincidence?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

providence?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahahah yes!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

pfft!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

hehehe!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

hahahah

awesome.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

Deuce

ORANGE PLEASE

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

wasn't he a kernel in the US army?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

stop spouting off puns

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

leaf him alone

he'll grow out of it

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

the flag bit is ace

"have you heard they want to get rid of the union jack in the corner of their flag? what would a flag designed by australians look like? a big pink flag with "OZ" written on it in neon green letters and underneath "WE HATE POMS" with a little hole where its had a melonoma cut out

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

LOL!

I'm gunna hafta draw that now.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

you'd be nuts to think that

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

He's planted a seed of doubt in my mind...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

And it just shoots up doesnt it....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

there's a grain of truth in what you say

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

I try to keep my finger on the pulse....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

HAHAHAH EXACT TIME MIND PISS

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

I was rooting around

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

he'd be the first to cede that point

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

well, you've got your finger on the pulse

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

I seed what you did there

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

dont plant ideas in his head

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

oh christ

bring out the pans

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Hahahah! Thats just mad :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

hahaha!!

all we need now is a giant budgie to peck his head off!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

The original Chinese olympic mascot was fired.....

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

Awww!

Poor lil goth bear!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Correct.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

hahaha!!

nice running eye shadow!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Welcome to my sorrows

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

I'm rather more interested in the convoluted backstory that has lead to this situation

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

^ :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

is that a pregnancy test?

and a home-made abortion kit about to go horribly wrong?!?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

stupid pandas.

natures losers.
woo!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

aaaaw :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Is that... goatse hand?

*shudders*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahaha1

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

grand!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

Ahem...

(

Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

gah!

(pffft!)

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

clicky click

soooooooooooooo wrong
but soooooooooooooo right

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

haha

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Giggle

Snort!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

top shop

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Noon...

Bilbo, thanks everyone for your smashing comments!

(

Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

HAHAHAH

Oh dear god that's made my day!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

~~morni~~ afternoon proj! What's a-happenin'?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

same shit different day

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

That....

is genius....

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

heheh

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

hahahahahaha!

the never convicted dirty fecker

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

Reach for your dreams! HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

Hahahaha...

Lovely! It's SO wrong to laugh, but it SO makes you laugh. Hay ho...

(

Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

ARF

(

WormuIus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

Hmmmm! Much spanging sense today do I!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

haha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

hahahaha!!!

noice!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

snort

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

yay!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

haha, always funny

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

small arms rock

(UTB, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

I hope sales rocket!

De-Ris and www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4

And yes I know it's not this exact product before anyone starts pedanting.

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahaha ace.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

hahaha

Stupid fucking bastard right-wing shitweasles

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

I FOR ONE AM OUTRAGED!

we must jail the scapegoats immediately and then explode them

or something, I don't understand it all to be honest

ah well, if people are stupid enough to be educated by the daily mail I suppose that's punishment enough

oo, I'm still in italics.. yay /// slanty!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

if I turn my head

your letters are still slightly slanty.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

oh noes! my glyphs are askew!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

ASKEWGLYPHS?

GLYPHSKEW?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

sounds like a village in wales

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

This exchange has made me glee.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

mmmmm... slanty.

I believe the basic idea is that a heinz advert had two men kissing, nothing major, just a peck on the lips, some people complained, and heinz took the advert down, whereas what they should've done was say 'er, no, you're a fucking homophobe, piss off.'

Interestingly, Bill O'Reilly picked up on it and had two of his favourite guest speakers on his show to talk about it, and the conversation went something like this:

Bill: So, this advert was wrong! Wasn't it wrong? Men, kissing! WRONG! They're FORCING THE GAY AGENDA* onto our kids!

Speaker 1: Well actually I think the advert's fine, and Heinz was wrong to take it down.

Speaker 2: Me too.

Bill: ...

*actual Bill O'Reilly words

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

personally I don't care about the advert

any opportunity to take the piss out of people who have their opinions injected into them from the daily mail is what it's all about as far as I'm concerned

and bill o'rly is a poohead :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

Who the hell is Bill O'Reilly?

*like I want to know really...*

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

He's an opinionated American bigot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

He's a very very thick twisted fucker

who has his show, called the O'Reilly Factor on fox News.

Here, watch THIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOz3XwgC3HA

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Oh, Fox 'News'

that's all I need to know really...

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

That is absolutely shocking!

This is one of the things that makes America so very very very wrong!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

Forcing the Gayer Gender on people is great fun

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

You gotta love the phrase 'The Gay Agenda'

I esp love it when it's used in conjunction with the phrase 'Forcing it down peoples throats' just to make sure all the homophobes get a nice picture going on in their minds they can then be suitably disgusted by.

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

This is very very true

Offendable people would have no purpose in their live if there weren't things for them to be offended about, so let's draw a huge CDC on a piece of paper and make them eat it.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

With some Gayonnaise to help it slide down easier?

;)

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..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

I was thinking more like

manonnaise, it's much saltier!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

I think it's pure advertising gold

They'll get way more profile just from all the debate around is it/isn't it wrong than any actual media campaign could achieve.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

It seems not all Mail readers are cunts

just most of em

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

I can see the headlines tomorrow,

"1 in 4 Daily Mail readers are Gay"

Film at 11....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha!

The statistics prove it! ;)

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

hahahaha!

I'm boycotting the mail until they stop these queerosexuals from buying their paper

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

b3ta compo:-

try to get an artical in the daily m(f)ail

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

YES.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

This!

With knobs one...

Great big, black*, anus splitting knobs!

*blind, disabled, female, pregnant, non-english too for good measure

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

do it!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Fuck yes.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

yey for

gay-o-naise

EDIT: -Does anyone REALLY have a problem with it? i spent 4 hours laughing my nipples off when i first saw it

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

Me too!

I only had one complaint about it, that they didnt use the word goombah at all!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

hahahahaha

WARNING: MAY CAUSE GAYNESS

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

*buys eleventy-six thousand and leaves them on doorsteps of Daily Mail readers*

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

That story gave me the rage yesterday.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

this.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

~~rage~~ horn

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

heinz meanz lesbeanz!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

pfft!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

daily mail readers support lesbian action

but only when the lesbians are hot

otherwise it's wrong :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

im reading that to the tune of

"Heinz baked beans" from the who's Sell out album

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Genuine lol

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Arf!

In other news, BURGER VOUCHERS!

www.burgerking.co.uk/

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

yeah! now I can get a cold burger with a hair in it FOR FREE

wonderful!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Put mirrors on it and it can be youz :D

LOLZORDS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

hell, I'm going to eat it while jumping on a trampoline smeared in my own feces!

er, hang on

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

Ha ha ha!

*youtubes*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahaha!!

i wonder if they'll still show the mayo advert with the two men licking it off each others asses?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

An ad for the squirty bottle kind?

;)

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..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Dear Daily Mail,

I was shocked and disgusted that Heinz Mayonnaise is of a similar colour and consistency to congealed semen. Do they really expect our children to eat congealed semen? It disgusts me. What's more, "Mayonnaise" sounds a bit french, and I don't trust them either, Euro-poofs.

Ragey Kneejerk, Peeved.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

haha!!

*reals lols*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Well they shouldn't have relied on Britain's legendary tolerance should they?

I mean, watching something like that is BOUND to make parents outrage, and now Heinz have had their advert GAGGED from TV.

what?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

hahaha

your message has gone all tabloid.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

hahah

TRUELY it has

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

I think every response today should have an S&M transvestite undercurrent to it...

except this one, because I can't think of any more...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

SPANKING

I fully agree with this.
It's about time this board
had some good old fashioned

WHIPS

innuendo and undertones on
it. Everything these days is

PERVY

just too tame really. People
ought to be making more of an

EFFIGY

effort when they post replies.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Kinky Tourettes FTW!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

I thought the advert was brilliant

I think everyone who complains and doesn't get the whole "deli owner swapped for the mum" concept should be rounded up, called a thicko, laughed at and then sprayed with horse piss for being homophobic fuckwits

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

~~horsepiss~~ Gayonnaise

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

this^

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

since nobody else has said it...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

Quote from teh Daily Mail website comments section:

"Oh my goodness. I haven't seen or heard about this advert, but it is WRONG!

- Josephine, UK, 23/6/2008 18:23"

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Thanks for that,

that says it all doesn't it?

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

They have opposite-sex kisses on tv ALL THE TIME

I'm sure many gay people would be pissed off about that, too, but they don't rise up in an anti-heterosexual torch and pitchfork wielding rage, do they?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Daily Mail sounds like Deli Mayo.

AHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

(UTB, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

it turned me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Oh cheers for that, I'll add that to my de-ris linkies

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

wait, does this mean that tomato sauce makes me gay now?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

Leave him Gordon! It's not worth it...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

HIS MANTITS!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Bloody hell, that's not a nice mental image...

Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

This.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

hahahahah, huge office lol....

*shakes fist angrily*

:D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

That's a jolly big AARGH! you've got there

I'm too scared to try one of such size myself

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
*gets fear*

see!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahaha

it takes many years of practice...

...just like the fabled "BBBLLLLAARRRRRBB!"

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

Hahahahaha

The little bugger loves it really.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahaha!!!

aceness!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Will dance for sausages...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

No!

My sausages!

Yay!

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

What a coincidence

as will I

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

ditto

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

do do doo dee dee do dee do didle di de dee de do

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

dance poochie dance!

/ning all, its not midday yet...why am i awake? :-(

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

Are we talking faecal sausages?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

cocksausage

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

*waves cumberlands*

dance you dog!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

Arf!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

*glees*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

He'll get Emphysema if he's not careful

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

THEY TRIED TO TELL MY I HAD EMPHESEMA I SAID

COUGH WHEEEZE HAWK!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

she had to cancel her tour of the middle east because

they tried to make me go to jihad, but i said no no no.

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

She's got no chance of winning the greater Jihad...

_{who's clipclopping accross my bridge?}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

top work

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

they tried to make be wear a hijab

but i said no, no, no...

...and was promptly stoned.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

is that what happened to crackhouse?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

Allegedly

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

illegibly

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

Excellent!

Is it just me, or does he have a very modern looking face? He looks like several boys I went to college with.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

i think the large wooly sideburns give him away

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

i have wolverine sideburns atm :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

I've been contemplating having a white streak put in.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

DO IT DO IT DO IT NOW!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

No fucker'll get it though, probably.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

HA! Mines busy going grey in sortof Rougelike bang!

oh...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

probably not

but you can use the perimeter of empty seats around you on the bus to stretch out and relax.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

There's always empty seats near me

playing Sepultura at full volume on shitty earphones seems to have that effect.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

you're only one step above the chav kids and their mobiles *headshake*

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

I can't hear it properly otherwise

due to Loudmouth.

Anyway, don't shake your head at me, young Bedlam.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

i'm still trying to clear the fucking dots from my eyes

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

Love the youtube clip!

So bloody true!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

ALWAYS BLOODY MOANING AND WHINGING!

you never bloody stop whinging and moaning and whinging "whinging bloody poms" we call you

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS WINGING AND MOANING!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

was the bit about the aussie flag in that clip?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

nups

I'll have a watch of some of the related clips

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Slightly worrying.

I want to check your pupils now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

nah i'm good. its just because i caught the temple on the shelf i'm back to normal now :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

i started singing along to one of them once

he didn't take kindly to it

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

whut?

i can think only of susan sto helit, is this correct?
edit: wait, that's the wrong way round

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Rogue?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

Not exactly

have a little elicudation, my pet

www.geocities.com/rogue1884/ultimateroguemainenterbanner.JPG

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

that's not really a white streak like in the x-men films though.

It's more like a white bouffant cap on top of her hair.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

Yeah, but I'm not about to do that, am I?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

ah, thank you kindly

my only experience of x-men is the first 2 films

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

eek, sorry!

my comic book experience only extends to watchmen and a small amount of sandman and hellraiser

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Was that Lovely College?

Where you got your Degree in Loveliness?

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

:D *preens*

Amersham and Wycombe College. Because you mucked up sixth form, somehow.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

modern face?

I remember when it was all gills and we had eyes on our chins.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Vindaloovians?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

yes, them and their bloody old-fashioned faces

I for one, welcome the fact that our faces have modernised since the 1920s.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

I've decided your pisstakery is just a mask to hide your deep, deep adoration for me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

yes

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Good enough for me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

did you go to college in

the 19th century?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

I wish

I'd have brought back proper corsets.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

are you deliberately trying to bring on a funny turn?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

I'm sort of curious to see what happens.

So yes.

Wet, soapy breasts.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

*excuses himself and rushes to the toilet*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

WAIT

round, pliant buttocks.

Off you go.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

*buries face in round, pliant buttocks*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Where did you find them?

Is there a shop? I wish to exchange mine for them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

*clasps own backside firmly with many a furtive look*

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Your arse wouldn't fit on my childbearing frame, you're safe.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

are yours square and rigid then?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Triangular and strobing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

that is a crushing disappointment

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

Well I'm hardly one to know, am I?

I don't see it very often. I'm told it's quite good thoug,h although I'm not the sort of person you'd insult to their face, really.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

show me your face

and I'll see what I can do

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Oh aye, forgot I'm not on my profile any more.

You know what I look like Monty, you're old school.

Well, unless you've forgotten, in which case I'm going to cry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

I do remember- just angling for more pics

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

ahhhhhhhh forgiven.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

I didn't ask for forgiveness

I asked for more pics

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

Dance.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

*dances*

the dance of the 7 voles

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

I shall consider it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

*waits*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

oops i accidently clicked i like this

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

wunderbar

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

suprise!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

I know that chap!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Wonderful!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

... pfft. (sorry I just farted).

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Magic tea fingers?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

OK Gita,

your career choices are sewing in a sweatshop or prostitution.

Hmm, toughy.

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

Poor girl....

...nobody should have to face that choice at any age, let alone childhood.

She should be commended for her bravery...in fact, you should say that she's a

GITA HERO!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

*searches frantically for spanging image*

Dammit! Left it in my other shoes!

Prepare for a manual spanging...

...
...
...
...
...

SPANG!

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

pfft

on a similar note

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a-blowing?

You'll never know, you live, sleep and eat in here from now on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Come with me... And you'll be... miles away, from your emancipation...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

FOOL!

Full On Office Lol!

(

Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

Goodness.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

and anyone who is surprised by this is living in pixie land themselves

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

Primark are fair game because only chavs shop there

(and me)

We'll ignore Nike, Gap and all the others cos they've got scary lawyers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Id like to point out...

That this isnt aimed at primark, its aimed at the shoppers.

Stupid bastards. How the hell else did they think they were getting such cheap clothes??

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

My thought of the day.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

and toats

never forget toats

Woo :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

this

and shouting the n-word every morning

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

Neigh!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

Oh yes

that too

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

and, for all its evils...

this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

cock head. Look above you

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

oh the mental wee

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

*drips*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

*licks*

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

which is apparently an english invention

win

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

nom!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

Let's toats!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

yes

they are...

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

did you really expect

any other answer?

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Haha

He does look like he thought that and then saw his first goatsie!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

heh

It's the eye-pop that does it

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

Don't forget

Tea

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Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

Bet yer ass

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Indeed they are!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

BANG! And the crime is gone...

not sure why really, just kinda, well, dunno... hello anyway.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

BOOM!

HEADSHOT!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

m-m-m-m-m-MONSTER KILL!!

:D

Haven't played that in ages.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

www.purepwnage.com

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

reminds me slightly of itv's famous "streams of piss in an alley" ident

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

My mind is even making the sound of gushing blood

Cool

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Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Anyone Else the the Resemblance

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

why am i looking at your 90s sitcom character?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

I DON'T BEEEEEEEELIVE...IT!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Father Ted: (yells loudly) I don't believe it!

Wilson violently assaults Ted, and has to be restrained

Richard Wilson: I'll bloody well kill you!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

didn't father ted kark it?

I never liked it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

yes he did, sadly

i didn't get it to start with, but have since grown to love it so very very much

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

Heretic!

*burns*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

FECK!

DRINK!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

not funny you badly wrapped, garlicly bacteria hole.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

Shouts

GIRLS

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

I really doubt it

They never hang around me. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

The fuck!?

Father Ted was genius.

Yes, sadly, he had a heart attack.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

If it helps

I don't really like red dwarf either

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

That's allowable, I suppose.

Spaced?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

Spaced?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Oh fucking hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

I wish I was

I don't think it's made it out here...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

watch it

www.alluc.org is your friend.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

red dwarf is ok, it was better when i was 11 obv.

But father ted is pure joy. Often i'll recollect something from an episode whilst wandering around town and laugh to myself.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

FOP OFF YOU FOPPING BAXTARDS!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

Plus it's the only time I think Ardal OHanlon's funny.

My Hero is just fucking dire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

What do you mean it's fucking dire

It's more dire that a hobbo's pissy trousers.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

this^

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

i quite liked the first series actually

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

*aghast*

Oh I'm not one to talk, I love two pints.

Well, not since Johnny died, obviously. It's shit now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

*shuns

(for at least 5 minutes)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Bitch all you like

it's got Jambo in it. My lovely Jambo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

i just really like hugh dennis and that tyler character

i've got the first 3 series of coupling on DVD :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Oh I LOVE Coupling.

Bless Jeff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

that helps nothing

its just more case for your estwhile colony being shut down and reopened as Her Majesty's Prison Oz

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

pfft the soapdodging pommies are just upset that the scum they tried to get rid of ended up

better at cricket than they are.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

we can still thrash you at rugby though and thats the important thing.

did you watch that youtube clip?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

oh I'd forgotten about that

*finds*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

you clearly have no soul then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

Yep I know

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

paris in the

the springtime.

yes!.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Sure I bet he'd love it, Ted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

DON'T

BELIEEEEEEEEVE

IT!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

mindpisser

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

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