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# Apologies to Weebl et al
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# SCHNITZEL HAUSEN!..DU HAST MEIN TESTICLE GESTOLEN!!
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# MEIN ARSCHLOCH!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Thas right!
:)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# lol
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# Apologies to rappola

How he looked to me
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# REALOL :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# What's a REALOL?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
#
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# Surely that'd be "Real LOL"
??
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Not as trendy sounding, is it?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# At least it would actually make sense.
*glares in defence of the English language*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Who said it was an abbreviation?
:p
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# apologies to the whole of b3ta
BUDGIE HOLLY!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha
YES!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Formal wear and tear !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# 'Ningles etc.
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# Want
one.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I want to feed it apples . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# apples good
cheesecake much better
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# bless! :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# aww
perhaps you little one would like to play?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# This scares me.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# it seems to do that to people
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# These will eat your soul
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# He looks very satisfied
has he just pooped?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# hes just ate a small american kid
and is now full
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# RAWR!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
silly, silly, silly :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
typed words cannot convey my glee
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# No more stabbingz. Pwease.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Music Corporation of Armenia ?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# no
My Cock Antelope
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# My cocked antelope is ready to fire.
Neigh!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
#
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# hahahaha
subtle but always effective
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# why
MC cock, out your mouth swear words flock, all you do is shock, like you're tryin to stop a clock.
but life dosn't work that way, we've got to pay ,for the things your say, they linger in our minds and wont go away.
stop the profanity, think of humanity it's just personal vanity, that leads to your profane insanity.

you insult the daily mail, but when they claim you fail, you claim they need to read in braile, when they say you should be in jail.

you want to be one of the martyrs, who gets an invite to all the right partys, but your less witty than a tube of smarties, when i hear you it makes my heart wheeze,


i shall stop now, some how, may be climb inside a cow, then on it's milk i'll chow.

mmmm cow milk
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Man...
you're as Old Skool as when laces were phat and Michael Jackson was black.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I
rhyme like a poser i take out the myth and expose ya. don't be lookin for no closure coz some of the rhymes are awkward.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# stabings lead to this

cleek feer beeggeer
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# Nonarmeanian . . .
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# Hahah!
:)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# some doodles




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# Whee :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# you should also plug your excellent image challenge idea here as well :)
lovely images!

*relurks*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# oh. click up up bitches.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Clicked, shitstick.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# oooh :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Seconded
that's a great idea for an image challenge!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Checked !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Oodles of doodles are goodles !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# i love how your stuff
drifts between meloncholy and pure unadulterated happiness, smiles all round :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# thanks you.
another thing.

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# Aaaw.
The orange looks like a he needs a friend.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# you should check the photoshop cs4 beta
it makes drawing more fun in a way i have yet to comprehend.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Whoop!
Lulliness :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# deleted scenes
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# Plans are afoot for the Volcano Lamp!
Need to buy stuff though.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ha. that would be good to see
:)
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# "Still life with diffident apple"
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# is it still a still life if the fruit has a face ?
so many questions.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# these are lovely
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Ok ok i konow it's not Sunday sorry. Took this while away in Derbyshire the weekend.

Well i thought it looked like a shark chasing a fish! Ok too many larger tops maybe!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# No bridge?
no helichopper?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# wonderful!
It bloody does too!

PS. Needs more cdc etc or a cloud teh quo....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# 'sgot gills and everyfink!
pur iddle wahrtur vaper fushie doeznunt standz ur cheance
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# larger tops? i think if you make a top larger it becomes a shandy :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Where abouts it Derbyshire?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Cutthorpe
Was lovely
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# the
middle
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Nice
Clouds are the win. Shadows revealed on Mars!!1
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# CLOUDS ARE AN ALIEN
BEWARE

scroll down that link for fucking UTTER insanity
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Happiness is...


Check out more at Pie Comic
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# i do like your comics, sir
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# haha :)
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# hahaha
woo! :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# i want to be that happy dog
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# your comics are woo!
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# haha
:D
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# It's shite.
(But I'm only saying that to be rebellious, I like it really) :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# JJ?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)
# That is very good.
But the yellow drew my eye to the end and spoiled it before I could read it all.
Animate it hard.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# sorry
on b3ta, in order to get 30 comments for people pandering and saying how brilliant you are, your comics have to be completely unfunny and utterly pointless. I hope you will learn from your mistakes in this instance.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# oooh who are you bitching at now? :D

*prepares hand bag*

lets get 'em
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# just my general disappointment at JJ
I know he's a good artist. But SA is so meh it gives me a rash.
Edit: Especially in the last few months. Before then it was uninspiring, and it's been downhill ever since.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# yea tell me about it...a strip about a fucking printer
BRING BACK JACK FFS!!!

*sobs*

but to be honest, spider and scorpion make up for the pap with their random lolage :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# yes
I agree. Spider and Scorpion are good.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Charles Dickens


Click for bigger (33KB)

Requested by my girlfriend
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# blimey, there's a rush on at the moment
woo vector :-)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# woo
aceness! :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# took me long enough
2 1/2 hours, sepia photos are an arse to work from
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# i bet
:(
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# even worse
i am doing one from a woodcut, i don't about an 8th of the picture and it has taken over a hour
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# nicely :)
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# The Dickens she said !
Clean . . .
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# The under-the-counter stuff you can get at the hairdressers' awards
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# Shampoo . . . conditioner . . . rogaine . . .
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# That's Christian from Project Runway
AICMFP
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#
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# :D
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# Want some??
Two birds are competing in song outside my window, and have been for an hour.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Pffft.
They can get so competitive on singstar sometimes.
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# fight
TO THE DEATH
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#
Inspired by this
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# Hey where the white women at?
Edit: Poorly shopped polo time?
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# now this did make me chuckle
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# Superb ;)
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# When I saw it before I didn't notice the Lorem Ipsum at the bottom.
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# Remembers.
Back in the days when racism was funny.
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# it still can be
but you'll end up getting arse raped in the courts
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[challenge entry] At least it's posted . . .
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#
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# Who let the cat out of the bag ?
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# Peanut anyone?

'ning b3ta, I'm much less grumpy now :)
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# Masterfully shopped :D
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# :) Ta
Am finally getting the hang of Gimp.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Glad somebody is!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Am too cheap to buy Potatoshop
And Bit Torrent doesn't work on uni network...
(not that I would ever consider getting it illegally mind...)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# 'course not!
who on earth would obtain Photoshop illegally through peer2peer applications? Surely only about 0.01 percent of Photoshop users would be that immoral.

I bet nobody on b3ta has a pirated copy!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I can categorically state that I did not get my copy of photoshop from BitTorrent.
the rest is left up to your imagination
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# one of my friends who i talk to through mussn
works for adobedie. he releases god knows how many keygens and codes to the interwebz all through his swank "i work at adobe and make programs" iphone.

he's from leeds.. so you know.. what would you expect.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# and now every Adobe employee in Leeds with an iPhone is going to be sacked.
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# Get a Rapidshare account ;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# This I like
Nicely done.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Oh . . . you found a good one !
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# argh O.O
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# wow thats nice
on a side note, i've claimed http://live.yahoo.com/b3ta in the name of B3tans everywhere. Currently holding down the fort -- shit on my desk.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Yay!
I was going to do that with b3ta.com but it was already taken :*(
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# those bastards
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# What is it?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# yahoo's camwhore division
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Oh, very good.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
I like your style!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ARGH FUCK I CAN NEVER EAT THEM AGAIN
OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT HAPPENS
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# It can
And it will!
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[challenge entry] cardboard boxes and big/little fish are optional extras
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
#
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# Hello new person.
It is appreciated that if you have two images you'd like to post to either:

post them in the same thread
or
post them with half an hour in-between (depending on how fast the board is) so as not to push other people's work off the board with two quick threads in succession.

I have enjoyed both your images though.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Even if he posts them in the same thread.
They'll still take up as much space D:

But it's good advice anyway, especially when the images are so similar in style :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
# "They'll still take up as much space D:"
Physical space: yes, thread space: no.

There's 15 threads at any one time on the /board.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Ah.
You learn something new every day :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# theres a new half an hour in between posting pictures rule?

why didn't I get this memo
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Well as I said, depending on the speed of the board
Yeah, it's not a rule, and maybe I am being a bit of a cunt.

It's nice if there's 15 threads between posts (I think that's the length of the board) and that usually takes about half an hour to happen.
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# To be fair, that's bollocks.
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# Fair enough.
Rescinded.
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# I read that as tipping . . .
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Don't worry about the board Hitlers
at least you're posting something instead of just sitting about pissing and moaning about other people's work
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I was being nice about it and didn't swear or call him/her a failure.
It was a recommendation. Clearly it wasn't liked by regulars and therefore I rescind what I said.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] jordan
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# Toaptastic!
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# BUMBOOBS
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# BOOBBUMS!
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# she's a bit fliddy
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# bet her arse leaks
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# LEEKS!
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# HIS LEEKS!
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# THEIR LEEKS!
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# EVERYONE'S LEEKS!
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# LEEKS! LEEKS!
BIG FUCKING LEEKS!!!!!!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I'M RICK JAMES LEEKS!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Bandwagon anyone?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Hopefully not.
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# *Is proud of the badge he made
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Leeky
You're all very strange indeed.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Some may laugh, many will RIS.


Making it made me giggle like a loon.

Edit: Floyd the barber, was a character on The Andy Griffith Show in the 60's.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I get it!


* Doesn't get it
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# upon checkin the file name, i get the pink floyd bit, but the file name makes me think nirvana
OH I DON'T FUCKING KNOW..

bloody pink floyd.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Best Nirvana album, that was.
For my money, anyway.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *1 mile run-up*
*exhausted, sweaty glomp*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha *points down*
mutual love for the win.

How goes it, my lovely?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# :D
grand ta, just got out of 2 days of training

lots of lovely managerial metaphors (we are a football team , the ball is the problem, the boots are the solutions, etc etc etc gark)

It's very hot in Berlin, I'm all sweaty in my interesting places

How are you?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It's a bit warm over here too
But I am not sweaty as I'm sat beneath an aircon unit with something to prove. Brrrrrrrrrr.....

Apart from that I'm trying to calm down as I've been a right bitch today for some unknown reason.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# oh noes!
aircon sending out bitch-making moldikules again

The training room had aircon and gave everyone headaches
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# *rubs poor dixy head*
I'll leave it up to your good self to decide which.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *has decided*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :D
*knows you*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You sir,
are having a fucking giraffe if you think there can ever be any justification for the words 'best' and 'nirvana' on the same page unless it is a really good book explaining the wheel of life.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Sweet, sweet Pasanonic.
I listen to Timberlake, Morbid Angel and all sorts of other tosh as well.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# you are no fun today.
I was expecting bitchiness. Looks like Dixon watered you down ;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I was fun earlier.
I've been somewhat diffused.

Come on then, tell me what music you like so I can point and laugh at it and tell you how shit you are.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# The Inkspots
*runs like hell*
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# Am I too young, too sheltered or just too undereducated?
See you soon x
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# nirvana were a great band
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# mmmkay
Finally I am not old enough to get some black and white reference :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *ridiculously overblown hugs*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahaha,
excellent!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hohoho
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# see we are not americans
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Now I'm feeling alienated.
Weeps.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# pea
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# One for today
I do enjoy doing these :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I spy sexual tension.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# yeah they're so wondering if we'd judge them if the kissed
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'm going to buy some bumder mayonnaise tonight.
Those unfamiliar with the phrase 'bumder' haven't seen enough Inbetweeners.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Not the light stuff??
D:
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I have light EVERYTHING.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# YOU DON'T HAVE SKIMMED MILK, DO YOU?!
Aaaahhhhhh!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I barely have milk, I drink black coffee.
If I have the occasional bottle of milk for crunchy nut yumminess, it's skimmed.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh gaawwd.
I never thought I would wish to argue with you, but skimmed milk is horrible, pointless stuff:|

Crunchy Nut is delicious though :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Anything more is just wasted calories for me, as I only have it with stuff
that totally masks the taste, like crunchy nut.

It's all for a good cause though, I'm almost at my target weight.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ooh 'grats!
How much have you lost since you started trying, if you don't mind me asking?


I've still about a stone to lose, rather annoyingly *sadface*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Alltogether just under 7 stone, over the course of years
over this recent bit though, just under 3.

Edit: I should point out some of this was muscle loss due to stopping doing a couple of bits very quickly.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Wee, that's quite impressive.
I'm trying to lose a whole bunch of muscle at the moment but it's just not working.


Must dash,
toooodles Cap'n x
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# BREAK YOUR LEGS
best way to do it.

Bye! x
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# inbetweeners didn't look very funny in the adverts.
am i wrong?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I thought it was brilliant, but then you know how easily pleased I can be.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *holds a mirror infront of you*
:)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *claps and gurgles happily*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Awwww. *jumps*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# i'll give it a try maybe. i've got a lot of have i got news for you to watch.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I have downloaded:
Teeth (I don't give a shit if it's cock, it's got vaginas in it)
Care Bears
Family Guy S2
Inbetweeners S1

and some more I can't remember. OH YES, Juno.

Can you play DivX on your computer? I'll burn you a copy if you like.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'm currently 3/4th through getting all 6 series of Red Dwarf again.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Kryten's right, Kochanski DOES ruin everything.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# i can indeed that'd be awesome :)
Which care bears movie? have you seen Care bears in Wonderland?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# The first, naturally.
I have not, is it any cop?

Gaz me your address and I'll make you a copy tonight.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# its AMAZING!
i love it.

i'll do you the gazzing
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Haha Care Bears and Teeth...
What a cracking combination :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a captain of wealth and taste...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Teeth and waste.
TEETH AND WASTE!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# it's brilliant
got buried by bad scheduling, i've only seen a couple but it's brilliant. Sort of like superbad in england. Or if skins was about geeks.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yes, all of this.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# stop playing i spy with your mother.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# MILF!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# "MILF thingy", aaactually.
*rraappee*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# HUFF!
You up to much?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I am sitting down feeling very nervous
and have just realised that my 'f' key is a little harder to press than all the others.

Yoou?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Why are you nervoooous?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Possible life changing activity to commence in approximately 20 minutes.
D:
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Let me know how it goes!
Perhaps I'll give you a little ring ring later on.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I'm going to log-out now. Msn or something if you cba.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# * I has Jaffa Cakes!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Coat pocket?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Whole Packet!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *smacks self on forehead*
Spaced, love. Seen it?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Joins in...

*Smacks Captain Wow on forehead*

"Spaced, love" = RIS
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Spaced. The TV show.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Never seen it - sorry
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# "Tim i'm in Sheffield"
"what are you doing there, Mike?"
"I think I must have fallen asleep on the tube, Tim"
"Tube doesn't run to Sheffield, Mike"
"I think I must have changed at King's Cross, Tim"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You shot me in the bollocks, Tim.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# "a man once said to me the Conan The Barbarian was better than Red Sonja. I punched him in the mouth
I realise now what I should have said was 'Dad, I'm sorry you're wrong'"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :D
Bill is so masterful in everything he's ever done.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# isn't he just?
"It's been 18 months Tim, can't you let it go?"
"IT STILL HURTS!"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ...acorns...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ^ hahaha - WTF
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# spikey cake in belt?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yes! Eat it!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *whimpers*
*chews*





*bleeds*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Woo
lully
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Angelina Ballerina
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# strangely terrifying
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I think I might have added you on MySpace
but I am not sure...

:\
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hmmm,
my band wayland the smith? or my me? am i in a photoshop filtarred pic wearing a jacket holding a pint?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ah crap.
I totally added the wrong person.

Haha, he's gonna think I'm a liiiiittle bit weird :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha
awesome, let me know how that goes. I'm off home to feed the missus honey and lemon, she nicked my cold.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# doing a long pick shite!
how fetish!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ^ Would

*Even though she has an ArseCock!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# new name for a tranny I think.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Why would you call a Radio an ArseCock?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Tranny = radio
how 70's Gravy, baby - Gravy
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# and I can still play 78's on my record player!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Big woo
This old man he played three he played nick nack on my knee! beat that one.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# * Beats waxdart on the knee *

My work here is done
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# It's obvious you have young children.
Either that, or you just like to perv on cartoon mice.

Woo by the way :)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# i don't have young children and i find cartoon mice very erotic.
is that weird?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Girls finding girls(cartoon mice?) erotic is wonderful.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# i find all things erotic.
i think ther term is erm, desperate.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'll get my beer gut out so we can put that to the test
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# i bet mine is bigger
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I will gladly beat both of you in this area.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# dunno, mine is pretty good, considering i haven't drunk that much for a while.
ok, it's more a polish cherry juice belly!

that stuff is goodness.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Wow, that does sound good.
I barely drink any more, as proved last friday when I had four pints of ale and turned into a fucking idiot. Luckily everyone else was pissed too so it was alright.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# On the train to brighton I gets
I now need to dress up as a girl cartoon mouse and I'm IN!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# haha.
brighton trains suck.

but yes, dress up in a mouse suit and come find me! and buy me drinks!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I must admit...
Lisa Simpson gives me the bone!

* May contain lies
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# At least no children to your knowledge!
..oh wait..
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# you're like my child.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Steamboat Willy must be like porn for you.
We can call you 'unusual'.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha.
ning!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Ning Ms A
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Tippy toes . . .
and trippy tail !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I love your work, Mr Manley
You fucking rock!

Never fails to make me smile ;)
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Why thank you, young lady/man.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Err...oh that's it, sorry...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *hide*
*cry*
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm too old to know who they are and I feel much better for it!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I'm too young to remember the original film...
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# ^this :D
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Me too.
but its hard to remember something before birth so lets not worry about it.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# i only knwo of it cos of the dog being called nigger in the original.
and that was the dogs real life name..
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# My great granddad's dog was called Nigger.
At the time, that was a shade of things like boot polish: Nigger brown. And the dog was brown.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i was in asda yesterday and a i picked u psome boot polish stuff they had by the check out and it had "negro" written on it.
i did chuckle.

i had a friend who's gran's cat was called nigger. much to his amusement.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# My mother does fondly remember my great grandma
leaning out of the back of the house to scream 'NIGGER' across the garden.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# My granddad's was called syndrome.
The looks we'd get when the dog climbed up on to things in public.
My Granddad shouting down Syndrome, down Syndrome. If you dont get down Syndrome now I'll kick your bollocks.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
god that is going to be the name of my next pet.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# The first dog I get, if it's a boxer, shall be called Donkey.
It's not funny, but I think it's a name that'd suit a boxer.

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You should call it ShitHead
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Poor doggy!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# "The Jurk"
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'm too old to remember Busted!

* Thank Fuck!

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha, too true.
What's today?

Thursday.

Thursday's a Danny day....
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# You're on fire!
This is great!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Cheers Barb!
Here's another classic war film for you...


(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# This is the best thing
EVAR!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ARF
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Eeek!
Is it a horror movie?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# god it's like looking at some gay german porn
that has the surprise SS at the end
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I know that film.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# i wish i didn't
hahahahahahah, they all get killed by the SS at the end and then hitler shits on there dead bodies
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Damn them!
Damn them all to hell!
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# which one is the dog with the naughty name?
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# looks like
Greenday to me

/feels old
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Or The Busted . . . Damn !
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)

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