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# Inspired by down there somewhere
Sorry
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# faster, you fucking lazy shit
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# 'e wanna wonga?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# How unusual.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Hiiiiiiyyyaaaaa.....
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# OOGUDUH BANTHA FODDA
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# poodoo
ho ho hoooo.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *Office Snort* :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hee! :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I know not what this is....
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# you may be bantha fodder ..
..tis a star wars thing.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I see.
That would explain my lack of knowledge....
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Hidden talent, the Bantha has.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# it's name makes me wanna animash
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Pffffft!
THIS I would watch.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Yay for Bantha! :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# not getting me with that one
:P
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# well they are used like banthas
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# If only they'd given me that job at the BBC.....
the kids would be learning what the world is REALLY like!

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# thats a bit clever :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
Tag it with "Monkeon"
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ^ This, sadly, would work.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# You need to log in as monkeon...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Monkeon is my hero!!!
I weep with utter joy at the mere suggestion a piece of my worthless trash could ever be thought fit to bear his mighty tag... God bless you.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Oi, sunshine, over here <-
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Oops!
In my excitement I managed to reply to the wrong dude. Please forgive me.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No. Never. Shan't.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Then
my tears of joy shall be wiped away only for my cheeks to be drenched with the tears of deep sadness and regret.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# that's always funny to watch
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# very good.
what's with the "suggest newsletter link"? i don't have that button or is that part of the joke as well?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# you don't have that?
oh dear :/
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# pfft
noobs, eh :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# they should just have mr tumble on 24/7 and call it
mr tumbles existentialist nightmare
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha.
He annoys me with his sign language and genuine concern for the well being of deaf children. CUNT!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I hate Mr Tumble
with a passion.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# whats not to like
he has an open welcoming face and cheery persona.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Er....
possibly his open welcoming face and cheery persona? ;-)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# one day i will write my animated kids TV show, "Nietzche and friends"


speaking of kids TV and philosophy did anyone see the program on channel 4 call KNTV. its a fantastic program aimed at primary school age children, there are two shows they do, a science one and a philosophy one. really good programming. I wish they'd shown stuff like that when i was younger

www.slabovia.tv/
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I like the lack of explanation for the link.
Hasn't the fake communist nation idea been done enough already.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# well the link is explained by the text above it. its the tv shows website
i hardly think fake communist nation is over done for 10 years olds. that is, unless primary school education has changed a lot since my time there
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Eh.
But isn't that essentially a joke website? How are they supposed to teach you stuff about philosophy and science whilst it's essentially a comedy parody type thing.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# well the website is only the parody, its an entertainment vehicle to engage the kids in the show so they feel less like they're learning
the actual TV shows are brilliant Cliff's Notes to philosophy surrounded with the sort of humour kids like. Its a very intelligent teaching aid.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# yup, i seen that
very gorillaz style animation. 'snice.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# thats the birdy
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)
# haha!
Some of these programmes are a mystery to me!

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# OI BROIYAN YOU CAAAAAANT
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I always thought he was doing Hamble
Shit! Showing my age now, don't tell Face!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# OOoooh . .muy beueno!
Photobucket
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Inspired by KittyVomit's sig...

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Nan bread :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# it's not much of a bap, that's for sure :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# it's a real PIT(TA)y
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# loaf it out with the cheesy buns
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# you knead to stop this
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# you can cut out the FLOURy language for a start
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# It's just the way he was raised
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# just roll with it then
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# He's always got something to PROVE
/ex baker blog
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# at yeast you've got some experience in these matters
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You can still learn you know - there's always room for a late BLOOMER
bwahahahahahahahahaaa. ahem.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# my sides are SPLIT TIN with laugher
/loves bread
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Erotic!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# looks like she is enjoying it
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# she?
its not GMoS?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# no, it's no GMoS
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Remind me never to sleep with you...
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ..again
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# he bloody loved it the first time
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# bloody's the word
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Mangled !
Looks like she is rather enjoying it though . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Poor old Aunty Mabel!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'm giggling at the thought of how high that sign must be :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# arf
and such
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Up and to the left !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# ahhhhh nelson
we blew our one up heh heh
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# monquill
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I think my soul just got eaten.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *builds a new one out of keyboard fluff
there you go!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ooh ta
with bonus bogies and crisp crumbs :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# might even be some snuff in it if yr lucky
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# So that brown stuff ISN'T bum crumbs?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# sorry, no
......unless!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hunted by...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# cute!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# squrow?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# this is like some sort of game of association...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Yep
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Yes, Yes
and thrice Yes!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *Office LOL*
Oh you fucker, that's good. Aardog?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# How...cute?
Mind if I park this completely unrelated pic here? Not worth own thread... (You can have a woo as rental for the space)

There was a reactor leak on board the bus...

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# struggling to find the hidden tribs tag.. hmmm
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# It's a goody !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Clue is Red Dwarf
And the H on Cliff's head. Woo to it and the Original post.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hold steady . . .
looks kinda tipsy . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Quick BA, they have stolen the cabagezooka


Click for bigger (108KB)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha.
I caught some of that episode the other day. It was the pilot wasn't it?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# pilot of what? New A team???????
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Nope ;)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# o i c
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Sig sauerkrauter !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
#

Bigger is always better.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Thanks Jack.
I've just turned gay!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# That's what you get for being in France.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# And to top it all
some kid just burned my neck. :(
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# This never gets old :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ahahahah
real-life LOL
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Awwwww!
*kills*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# awwww
wabbit!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Woo!
BIG BAD WOLF BEWARE!



(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# cor
*fwaps*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Is that yours Auntie?
I've had that as a desktop for oooh ages!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yes
I vectored JJ's original pencil sketch


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I forgot it was a pencil sketch.
I've seen yours more often :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
OUCH! C]:0D



(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Noooo!
Didn't mean it in a bad way!!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I still reckon I could take her violently
....in a fight.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
#
in a fight up the wrong'un
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nooooo she's too nice
Up the right 'un.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ah man, channel hop, she loves it
:)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yeah
can't beat the double-dip

one-the other-one-the other-one-the other-one-the other-one-the other-one-the other-one-the other-one-the other-one-the other
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Well a belated WooYay to you both then.
That is quality pencilling/vectoring and damn sexy to boot!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# True that !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *bashes it's head in with a shovel*
No. Mine! I spent four hours digging the soil, sewing the seeds and weeks of watering. You did the sum of fuck all!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *cocks gun*
ssssssuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!

*aims*

*blasts fluff into a new world of pain*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
#
*Guns Cock*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Sweet.
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# cuteness overload.

also, does this mean that hilary is going to get eaten?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it does.
8)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# lucky lady.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *draws*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *plots to break into the secret files vaults*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'll probably peddle it on Apsara :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# on where?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Why is it hugging
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck is that?!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yay! Lexx
God damn Xev was sexy!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# charming
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Carrot love !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# AAAGHH The Cuteness!
THE CUTENESSSS.. *eximplodes*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ...With a big bad you know what.
yay for Hilary.
This should be your next Aspara: Hilary getting eaten/doing the eating.
EDIT: Who's got the biggest boobs out of Helga, Chloe, Hilary and Nurse Sally?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Too cute.
Seriously.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# John Leslie loves going for walks...

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# JOHN LESLIE RAPED ME
etc.

WOO to the anim tho!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# in a ghillie suit?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# yeah,
i thought he was going to new low's as well
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# It's not rape if you shout "surprise".
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# he didnt even do that
i just turned round to find him humping me dry
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Bad John, bad!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top animation!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# He looks like the "monster" in The Village


Mmmmm, Joaquin Phoenix, *drools*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# OMG!
John Leslie has learned the Shunpo technique! Lock up your wives!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Can hardly see JL for the forest , trees and camo . . .
swift timing helps the recon as well !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Brill..
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# haha,ace
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Brian Religion


Click for bigger (28KB)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Moving my religion
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# oh yeh
shake it baby
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# i was thinking of making that bit spin
but i don't have the skillz
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# My pleasure . . .
;)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oh yes!
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That is quite
erm

something :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
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# someone deleted their reply
the cunt!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# doesnt matter
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# A very quick one for Sunburn
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# now thats something i
WOULDNT like to milk

EDIT: - take it easy, be careful not to flood the market with these hybrids
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Fair dos
That's enough for now! :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# The Value of Hybrids can go Down as well as Up
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# unless your HumanDecent
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# That's true
But he has access to a top secret supply of high quality animal photos somewhere
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# very true

bastard
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# yes
Actually

Is it a he? O_o
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# dunno
...


is it rude to ask him/his mother?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# May the forse be with you
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ride the hox to the hunt . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Thank you very much, I will hug him and feed him and walk him and pet him and call him George.

Edit: I is laughing at Sir Skellington's comment, but I is wooing your pic.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Yay!
Glad you like him. He was going to be a horse's head on the fox's body, but he looked funnier like this. Lovely George. Like a giant mutant depressed hyena.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I think he looks more disillusioned than depressed
I shall cheer him up by tickling him with a banana, if I can figure out where Valin put it...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# arf!
nicey
i have to respond with an animash
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# That's a cracking one!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *glee*
i always smile when i see that
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Haha!
Both of those are most excellent!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] New compo please, sharpish...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^ this
Thank god it's wednesday!

It was a good'un this week though.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i would like to suggest 'by name by nature'
james blunt
robbie savage
tom cruise
etc

but im never here when they ask for compo ideas

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
#
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# ooh how very helpful
be a dear and post if for me...

/pats bum
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# why you cheeky little...........!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Voted !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# woo for purple links!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# It would make life easier if i was
at the moment it can take minutes to come up with reasons to hate people
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# You are now . . . not too bad either . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I thought there was a compo like that.
Or maybe it was just one person who did absolutely loads of them, I forget.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Turning forks come in handy at BBQ's !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *twaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnggggggggggg*
the BBQ sounds like an E, although its a little flat, give it 10 more minuets and it'll be in tune
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Great . . . I hope it's concert C . . . my piano is in need !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I'd like to be able tp play the piano
how do I go about learning such a thing? Is it easy?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# TLH gives lessons . . .
£12 per half-hour

EDIT: No pipe-smokers sorry


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Try some chopsticks . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# After the warm reception for the Scootish Owlter earlier...


It seemed only fair to use the spare bits for the Bolivian Otl.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Definitely has a low, ponderous voice
A bit like Willie Rushton or Clement Freud.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Or Clement Freud :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Now here's a thing:
Is that my piss or or yours?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# *tastes*
mine
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# QUICK HUG
*hug*

I hate work. I hate clients. I hate it when clients lose things from ages ago that I spent shedloads of time on and now can't find because some bastard's archived them in nowhereland.

NGNGNGNGNNNNNG.

*runs away again*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ah bless ya
Shame you can't see Youtube at work

Here is a link where Angela Merkel does the glee arms at 7:33 :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa56SJeN8mE
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I'll save it for later
Right, back to tonguing the grindstone like the good little bitch I am.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
not enough glee though - she needs more glee
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# She's German...
That's about as much glee as you're gonna get
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Kill someone.
It lifts the soul.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# fire is the only real answer
fire cleanses...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Unless it's dirty fire.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Phwoar.
BYE!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Willie Rushton definitely
But plays the trumpet like Humph
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# guess what
I'm going to see Just a Minute live at the Edinburgh Festival!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Was that from the perturbed owl shop?
Now do a disappointed horse.

And Woo!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'd like to see a slightly aggrieved vole.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Wet nose at night . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ...Shepherd's delight?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ...Shepherd's Pie?


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ... Shepard's Plight?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# No, we really did spell it correctly
:p
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Anamorphic resolution . . .
;)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# the barn's on fire...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FIRE.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I'm really not
I'm even thinking about faking a meeting in my outlook and getting a taxi home

*bored*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# how about doing something silly in mspaint?
that's always good
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# That's pretty good too :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :)
Nicely.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I done made me a crossword too (inspired by WobblyBloke's, but not as good)


ACROSS
1 Without this, it's obviously a fake
6 Region of the brain affected by cake
7 Gene doesn't want to share
9 ARE THE CHEESEMAKERS.
10 youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

DOWN
1 Best of all the Sulidae
2 Better than pirates
3 It's not news
4 The best payroll withholding calculation program in ENCOM
5 Who could hang a name on you?
6 Croissants for breakfast?
8 Multi-talented kittin

(Made with Crossword Puzzle Maker)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# In most of these, 'mediocre' doesn't fit.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# do a kittyvomit one...
all the answers would be "kittyvomit" and maybe the odd "faackin cunt".
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# :)

ACROSS
3 Coolest b3tan EVAR
DOWN
1 What you don't want people to call you
2 Anagram of "kittyvomit"
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# oo i'm gonna struggle
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Just noticed your sig!

'Laugh we nearly shat'


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I was listening to that sketch this very morning.
"Jump, you fucker jump ..."
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# is 1 down
"killerKitty"
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
#
Is 3 across Gran Twadge?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# darn tootin'!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# If you include the space
It's correct.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# yanmania doesnt fit
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# no anywhere
he/she/it must feel like so much of an outsider
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# What happened to 11 across?
That was the best bit.
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Was it smashing and orangey?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I likes this - it's simple for simple folk like me
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Oh aye.
'tis nice, that.

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# This is hard..
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# No, I can't do it
*gives up*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# There's a future in there somewhere . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# needs more kittyvomit
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# now with more kitty VOMIT
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# A continuation of yesterdays Ninja one :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Fuck yeh
Who doesn't
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# All people called Martin have that fetish.
Woo!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hi Martin!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hallooo!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# But he can't like men AND women?
Shurikan.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] squeeze one more out . . .



(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# haha
"caution i love horses best of all the animals"
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# with or without lube?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# without.
I'M GOIN IN DRY!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *plop*
aaaaaaaaahh

woo!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I love caution horses best of all the caution animals
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# oh yeah
mister "I don't have time today" strikes again!.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I ducked out of one of the meetings . . .


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# ^ that
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# That was unexpected!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hahhahaha!!!!
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Should've known better . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# he seems a little hoarse
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Horses?
*Bewares*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# CAUTION!



(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Silly horse . . .
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I saw Angela Merkel doing glee arms while watching Germany play in the semi finals last week
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# You have just become my offical hero
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww!
*blushes*


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hi b3ta! I've been playing Portal! And I love it!
Have something unrelated, yet new, so you can't accuse me of not posting pictures:

As I was saying, I loved the game. I'm not happy about the fact that the internet is full of spoilers about it, though. "The cake is a lie" is a funny thing to say, but come on. It's like putting the statue of liberty in the cover the the "planet of the apes" dvd.
Not cool. And "sorry, you were late!" is not an excuse. Well, for "planet of the apes" I can understand, but not in this case.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Planet of the pez?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# nyom nyom
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# yay!



(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Love it!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I have Portal but haven't played it yet
Thanks for the spoilers
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# So, if you read the word "spoilers"
you keep reading?
And why haven't you played it yet, if you have it?
(Sorry, though)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's great!
You're gonna freak out when the blue wizard leaps out of the haunted swamp . . . everyone does


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# DAMN YOU DAVID
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

*shakes fist in direction of Englunds*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# there's also a horse that nobody expects
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# NOBODY expects unexpected horse
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I haven't played it yet.
What's this "the cake is lie" thing?

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# heh nice
there's graffiti all the way round the game saying the "cake is a lie".

Trust me, there's more cool shit in there than you can imagine. I've not given away a more than percent of it!

Sorry if it ruined it tho! Didn't think about it tbh.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# did you get to the bit where you can put the candles in the cake with the crane?
funniest bit ever... escpecially when the flame keeps going out!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# pffft
or the bit where you have to save the koalas by zapping them to above the bouncy castle with the portal gun

edit: I wish this was fucking true now :(
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I hope they put this bit in Portal 2.
It would make it the best.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# wow
love the picture! :D

*clicky*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# excellent follow up
Once you finish - download this: myaperturelabs.com/file.php?id=51
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I haven't seen planet of the apes
you bastard
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Fair enough...

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# she ain't got no alibi.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yup, can't argue with that one.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# BUGGER!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha he must be a beauty specialist

that'll be 80 quid please
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He's wearing a white coat, therefore he's an expert.
Specialists just wear suits.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Well, it does look like an expert opinion

which brings us to the bill....120 quid please
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I would.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# That's the good news !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# And that's her good side!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I always wondered what happened to him...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha.
god, you sir are good!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# why thank you madam...
i needed a break from the crap video I've been working on
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# oo, whats the crap video of?
and i bet it's not crap!

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# it is crap and its giving me a headache
it may appear by the end of the week
depending on how busy i am at work
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Bargon wanchi kox paa ol Jeday
wa ha ha haha ho ha o ho haa
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
*dribbles down bib*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Wookie Nipple Pinchy
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# that reminds me of
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Needs more scrote chin
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Plucked n shaved n baby-smooth
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You certainly know your chins, Dixon
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Damn right I do
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hmmm *rubs chin*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Ah, a fine example of a Euro Standard 42b (with laterally-defined Scanda-struts)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# HUGE office LOL!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i wish that was real.
so much.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# pfftttt
i remember when that was done orginally in machine code.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha jabba wanka !
Bib Fortuna.. made millions after the unexpected departure of the great..coughs.. john rapist, er I mean Leslie =D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Winnar . . . won one win !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Ha HAHA HAHA HEEEEEEEE
ace
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Brilliant... I likes this..
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell Joe
I cackled like a loon
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# That is awesome
also, quit yo' jibba, Jabba!

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Huuuh huuuuh huuuuuuh huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
ich budda JEDI MIND TRICK
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahha!
Nice.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# heeeeessse nooo jedi
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

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