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# such a lovely couple


me and the missus on a train!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *loads shotgun** frankly, thats terrifying.
**fires**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Our guitarist
was hob-nobbing with Billy Sheehan a couple of weeks ago, and got him to pose for a photo with a SpongeBob SquarePants guitar :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# haha, awesome! that sounds just like billy tbh :D
he's a super nice bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Scientologist in "not a cunt" shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# haha, indeed, of the two scientologists i've met he's definately the better ambasador
i was speaking to someone in the pub the other weak who said they couldn't respect billy sheehan because he was a scientologist,
i fail how to see this stops him being an amazing bass player.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# also see Beck
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Billy sheehan
is my all time hero.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# me too :D
i've met him twice ^^,
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I'd never have guessed.
*changes username to "Colaiuta"*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hehe, go vinnie!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# that's *special*
(Kinky Robot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Please don't have children!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# too late
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Wow, that took some time to figure out what you'd done.
Very good indeed. And terrifyingly terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# what has she done with her hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Annie Carrey and Jim Lennox?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# have and wouldnt
nice shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
*Goes looking for my blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
#

And a review of SA that made me giggle.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Too many thetans or sometihng, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# There are thetans in my shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Woo...
*Still needs more scantily clad squirrels

EDIT: And nice review misses!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I want a PKE meter!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I've still got a toy PKE meter :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I have the PKE, Proton pack AAAND the trap
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# *shakes fist*
I really wanted those back in the day....

(ok, so I still want them now)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Many a happy hour running around the house playing with those
I'd like to think if i have kids that i'll be able to pass them on :)


Wish i hadnt sold all my lego though *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I didn't.
In fact, I just bought some more.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I had the pack and a trap.
But I sold them as a kid for next to nothing :(
*is a twat*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# i love the way the trap hooked onto the pack
authenticity ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# pHoton?
Beg pardon...? We all know it's protons that trap ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# wooooowwww!
*prays for a fancy dress party in the near future*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Only failing of the pack was the dumb bit of foam you got with it....
.....that was supposed to represent "the stream" :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i stuck the foam in a torch handle and made a lightsaber!!
It was all sorts of win
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# what about a pikey meter?
it could measure the quality of the attempts to steal wiring from old buildings and that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I always wanted one of those things that Egon carries around,
as a kid. Never got one :O(

Edit: A PKE Meter. That's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That review is just awesome...
Firm illustration that it's better to keep shtum and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# that reviewer maybe needs to watch some internet porn
and have beers and stuff

or something

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Haha!
Well done, Philip "H." Jackson!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# haha that review is excellent
he's put so much thought into your comic. you must feel proud :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I think the turn of phrase is "Over analysis".
I also like the way that they (and others) think I actually have some grand plan for the SA storyline.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# will the storyline in the near future contain a "doomed reviewer" of some sort?
perhaps he has a website, "SpiderCartoon Watchout" and he hates it when things get made up names :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I didn't know you got a mention
by Frank!? Congrats!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hehehe, art is possesed but the spirit of douglas bader

also, amusing review, they really seem to take it seriously. alos, did he ask for permission to reproduce your artwork?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# They might have, I don't remember.
But they don't leach my bandwidth and they link back to my site, so I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that's ok then, as long as he's not leeching
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# 'noon JJ
Just in case you hadn't seen it:
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/108-Webcomics
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Yeah. I spotted that.
Though I'm not arrogant enough to think he's even read my work, I am guilty of some of the stuff he talks about :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Ahh what the hell
it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# review of the review; I got bored after the first paragraph
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# He talks about Jack right at the bottom, if it's any help :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# A redneck Panda with tits challenging the Gods please!
b3ta.com/board/8520980
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# A Rockstar skunk with tits teaching maths!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# FFS
I just noticed they gave VG Cats 1 star - My opinion of this review site is in getting much worse
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Pfftt.
VG Cats is a great comic. But at least they gave that Jay Naylor comic the score it almost deserves (1 star).
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# When a review runs to hundreds of words more than the original text
you know you're looking at the work of someone with too much time on their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Friar Tuck Shop. Sod the vegetables
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D
*GETS!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# One up the shitter and no babies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# that's your answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Is this by any chance
The thread you deleted last night and reposted now?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Is that you
God?
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yes
it is

and assneck found it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# it has got one hell of a spring in it......

Back after a 3 week b3ta free absence
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# lovely
welcome home
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I'd love it if someone thrusted
some toats into my mouth at high speed.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
some toats a throbbing veiny cock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# very rarely a strikethrough gag will transcend the domain of amused smirk into full-on Office LOL
This is one of those occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# glad to oblige
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I was waiting for that
make sure it's got butter and marmite on it.

No peanut butter, makes it stick to the roof.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# you set 'em up
I'll knock one off
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# * Thrusts toats into himjims mouth
- at high speed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Space Toats!
(Coast to coast?)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Nice toaster
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Weeee
love the furious expression.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I love his expression of scientific apathy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I prefer "scientific detachment"
You must never become attached to your toats
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I concur, better choice of words Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ace

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# nicely..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# you done make me a happy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# clicky
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] oh noes kittie iz bin crunched!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# no
no
non
niet

JUST NO :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your mums pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# 'Cos she's all you can get?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh
He di'n't
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# oh yes he di-iiid
*snap
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Who did?
did what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# this
b3ta.com/board/8525018
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Thank you....
Is that related to this?
b3ta.com/board/8505776
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *Everyone sing along..
"It's a circle of life...!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *is dizzy*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# stupid human
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *bokes*

*bokes a little in mouth*

*vomits a continuous stream of sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *paddles
*launches a little boat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *watches*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *aims stream of sick into your lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# extra lube
cheers!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadblocks

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# A GODDAMN PANSE KITTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# am i the only one who wants to see how far they could kick a butt cheek there till they met bone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# why would you post that?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ALP LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Fucking hell
adblock do your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Prof UC's memorial bench
by the old folks' home



Ref: www.b3ta.com/board/8524745
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I love you
you know that don't you?

HA HA HA

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# But you still won't express it physically?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# you know I need to be married first
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# But does it really have to be to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# probably not,
... but who will we find at this late hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I'll do it
for a small fee and some video tapes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# betamax or VHS?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I was thinking of
Heikki Kovalainen

and cine9
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# anyway - it's done
I'm supposed to be meeting Mrs. UnderCover for lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# so...
you are married?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# THIS SUGGESTION IS AN AFRONT TO GOD
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# God can kiss my balls
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# well duuuuh he is omnipotent
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
impotent
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# This is today's poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Touch my bum

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# this is life
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ahahaha
someone has to do this :D

EDIT: Does it make a difference if I click something more than once?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# it's rumoured that it will cancel your first click...
better click again to be sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahhah, damn thats brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
proper office gaffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :D
If I'd had some milk, it'd be coming out of my nose right about now :)
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I have some milk right here
would you like some?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# fuck yeah!
It better not be man-milk though.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Sainsbury's new 1% semi-skilled milt

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :D
damn right too!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I want to get a memorial "bench memorial plaque plaque" when I go.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# something like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The year 2020. John Leslie junior



No change there, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Needs more "Whether you like it or not"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahahah! that's the second text reply today to make me office lol
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
'Refusal is not an option'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahah, I read that ina Borg voice...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# * shopped only please

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Is that a head leech with surplus leeches?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I thought it was a dead Whale
with extra flippers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# * Not quite sure...

It was meant to be a "Lazy Fat Funk Otter" but the neck went a bit wrong?

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I like it
it looks like something from Princess Mononork
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Oooh, yeah, I see it now!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Surely you should keep the perspective (unlike me) and put the body behind the head, not to the side?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# 8}
OH FUCK OFF !

Sorry what I meant to say was "Nice idea, I think I will have a go at that, thank you for your suggestion."

WHAT AM I - YOUR PAINTSHOP BITCH ?

* Do you mean like you have kept the body of your picture, behind the head (disc) and not to the side, like you monitor?

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yeeaaaaah :D
I'll have a try myself after pub, if I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# or
'you WILL fuck on the first date'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hypnorapist?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# look into my eyes, not arond the eyes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *spluffs into eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Does his dad own a brewery?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# he owns a ferrari with a drum kit in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I went to the future and drewed it.


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(Spivvers wishes his hands had hands, and hooks., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I'M THE QUEEN. GIVE ME FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahah I like this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'M THE QUEEN. GIVE ME FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'M THE QUEEN. GIVE ME FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *gives food*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# AT FUCKING LAST. I AM THE QUEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# The lizard queen?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# NO, BUT GIVE ME FOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Your Majesty! The people have no bread!
well let them eat pies...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Peas?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Run Indy Run!
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahah, that's damn scary...
reminds me of that Nike (?) advert:

"BELLYS GONNA GET YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That scared the bejaysus out of me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# that and the Lupo advert creeped me out...
the one with that baby-thing running through some eastern european hospital...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# can't stop the rock
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Arts sponsorship: Duchamp sells out


(protocoldroid, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Duchamp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# no you're a champ
ello
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Lhooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# LHHHHOOOOOQQQQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Also:
Hello, pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You're very pretty, but that's not reason to talk to yourself.
Hello pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Blush blush blush.
How are you todaaaay? Rather splendid I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# (she's smoking, brb)
*stalkerblog
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha, it's like you're my secretary.
Don't worry, I'm not going to spank you over a desk whilst making you read out a letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Spoilsport
You promised!
puts on sulky pout face
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# awww man
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that is the horniest film i have ever ever seen
if you can get to the end of that without a raging boner/froth-on you are definitely dead
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Froth on!
New one on me
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oh I couldn't, I ADORE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# isn't it just the best
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# DEFINITELY.
I love James Spader.

Have you seen any Boston Legal? He does a monologue at the end of the first season that had me in tears. He's amazing (Stargate notwithstanding).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# no i haven't
Boston Legal? Sounds like ally macballs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Billion times better
for a start it's got SHATNER in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# well that's a plus for any program
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Seriously, it's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# That's a little bit scary.
*will start texting her every 5 minutes*

LORD S, WE'LL MEET AT THE RONDEVOUS (pub) AND DISCUSS OUR INFORMATION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
yay, fan club
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Does the fan club allow for dirty pictures?
*gets out his big long... camera lense*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# allow it? that's it's sole purpose
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# My spidey sense is tingling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# RULE 1, DO NOT DISCUSS WOW-CLUB.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I'm alright, pickle.
Vous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I'm quite good, surprisingly. I think I'm going to put some clothes on and have a cigarette now.
Whilst listening to Harvey Milk (much recommended).
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# good choice
avoids the burns
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ooooh I shall give them a listen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Gollum quiche bake-off! For you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Biscuits!


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(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahhaa!
Can I possibly forward that to my dad? He's a big fat diabetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Go to your local bakers and have them print it onto icing
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# HA HA HA
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# He'll eat it anyway
he's fucking idiotic like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# your dad sounds fun
anyway - I'm away for my lunch... you d00ds play nice while I'm away, Cap'n, I'm leaving you in charge; everyone does what CapWow tells you or there'll be trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# what if she tells us to all leave,
and then tells us to come back?
we wont know what to do then
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you'll figure it out
I have faith in you

*embraces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# embraces back
wipes tear from cheek
NOT THAT CHEEK YOU FLAMING PERVS
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# raaaar
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hehe, that's soooo damn cruel....
although to be fair, I'm fequently winding up my dad (who has teh big D too) by eating sweet things when he's about (all unintentially though :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# nicely done

(Kinky Robot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# HAHAHA! YEAH. FAT BRITAIN. YOU NAILED IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# its a deadline.....!


phone wallpapers - www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157605940295613/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Young man...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# at my age
at your age...
oooh young man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Watched The Secret Show this morning.

Great Stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Can you tell us what it was about?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Couple of spies
saved some penquins
Hilarity ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hehehe
the one i saw this morning was all about irish dancing in your dreams! oh and flying mantle pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Don't tell everyone, it was supposed to be a Secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# sorry sweet adorable grandma
but this time slot is needed for the secret show! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Fluffy Bunnies!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4N4GxtCWIY
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# BWAAAAAAAAINS!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# bwaaaaain
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# soup herb
woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Don't get to post much here anymore
thought i'd share a drawing i did though


bigga here

www.houseofmullet.com/lizzie_web_big.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# woo!
*waits for men with butterfly nets and sedative dart guns*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Wowzer yowzer, that's a bit special.
Fucking loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# cor
very nice - is it poser??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# it's Maya
and Zbrush.. if you like 3D you should def check out zbrush - amazing fun...
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# i like, but is perhaps a touch nsfw
mebbe linky
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Nah.
All the rudie bits are covered, and it's clearly art rather than pr0n. Keep it I say.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hmmm
people have been shouted down for less tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# fairy fluff...
I'm one of b3ta's more prudish users (uber PC office) and that didn't ring my alarm bells so...

Borderline case mebbez.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# groovy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I reckon link it from a cropped version
with the head and the right arm (right as I look at it, not her right)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# 8}
WFT?

PS. Love the art mullet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# fackin hell!
That's a bit good that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# very nice
but possibly a little too fwapable...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# well, that's me got a raging hard on.
WOO YAY HOOPLA

pray tell, what package did you use? And do you do this sort of thing professionally?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# kind of half
proffesionally - i work for a general digital design company and we get to do 3D now and again - mostly web stuff though.

the software is maya and zbrush.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# many thanks
it really is very very good - you could do those dreadful 3D porno animations things which... I've heard may exist.

*looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# You have a BAFTA?
jeezoh - what the hell are you doing around here? Shouldn't you be lording it up with Other BAFTA winners?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# It's a bloody Scottish bafta!
might as well be a plastic, fourth place golf trophy from when i was twelve...
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# brilliant
*curses spakky hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# cut them off lest they offend the Lord
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *cuts*
*writes with forehead*
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# aaaahahahahahahaahha
i had to get a special chair in for my last job interview because of arms like those :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
but did you get the job?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# no :'(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Then they were bastards anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# heheh, how kind, and how true.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You should have sued them.
It's all the rage these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# YES!
*phones lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# The wankers don't know what they're missing.
I hope you farted on their stupid chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i think that's why i didn't get it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You can't blame mens for farting
that's how you show you're happy, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# that and our waggly tails
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# doi-oi-oi-oi-oing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# (happy joy joy)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# REN
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# STIMPY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# STUMPY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Sponge Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Round socks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Triangular Vest
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ovate-spheroid undercrackers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# dodeccahedriod hat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# octagonal training bra
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# mobius belt
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Pentagonal antiprismal shoelaces
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# STOMPY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# That's lovely, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *awaits fp*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# 'lo
:)

*gently hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 'lo :)
*accepts hugging*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# milky yet?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# a little
... is it a faux pas to grab a pregnant lady's tit and squeeze milk into your tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Only if you burn her nips
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
This is why i love b3ta, you say something cheeky to a lovely pregnant lady and instead of being disgusted she returns with something worse.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# :D
if you take yourself too seriously you are not a good b3tan... and you should probably be a politician or a vicar cunt or something. Join the filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Oi oi oi
you can be a vicar and be cool, you know. One day I'll prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# do they let sexual predators into the clergy
... oh - wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# do vicars take themselves seriously?
I'll tell you who takes themselves seriously: cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# and arseholes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# and spunk bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# and pricks of course
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Meh, if I was easily offended I wouldn't still be here
I think there's only been about three posts that have made me do a sharp intake of breath


then laugh anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# really?
which ones?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Oooh, now you're asking
One was definitely the 'what not to wear' someone did demonstrating why not to dress your child in football shirts. Made me go 'OUUUUUCH', then I laughed, then I realised I was going to hell anyway so I laughed harder...

I think they were all current-news-related ones. They all made me laugh, but think I was going to hell for doing so. I think they were all fp'd though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ah so none of the fails that belong on rotten.com etc
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# That's different
Those I just flame into oblivion
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# a good non-safe search
"milking"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I'll try not to
also - I find it helps to distract said lady with cake while you set up your milking stool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# If you need to set up a stool
It's probably not her first bab....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# HAH
Sagtastic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i've read nothing about it in de'bretts
so fucking go for it my son, just mind yr ps and qs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Fatties would just use the armrests as crack scratchers
Ha Ha! Fuck you Leonard Ball!

Fatties 1
Ball 0
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# any cunt names a bench after me when I'm dead
and they're getting haunted good and proper.

Also - WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm going to name a bin after you
and put dead prostitutes in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm going to name a cupboard after you
and keep sexy carpets in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# sweet
I'm going to name a bridge for you and toss myself off
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Either way I take this, I'm touched.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# either way you take it
i touch myself
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Whooooaaaa
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# #i don't want aaaanybody else...#
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I was going to put that too
but I thought you might think I was coming onto you.

You'd probably realise, you'd get a wet shoulder.


Hahah, I love making myself giggle at work and not being able to tell anyone why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf arf arf
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oh my, sexy carpets
*rubs self*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# covered in the spluff of the world's finest ladytypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# who wouldn't want to be remembered like that
what an honourable shrine
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I am a lovely person. It's alright, you can say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I am a lovely person
wah waaaah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# GRAR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# YOUAREALOVELYPERSON!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You KNOWS it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# dont tell me we are getting another bin
weve got 3 already and now one for dead prossies? guess its helping the recylcing and I do live in Ipswich so im not surprised at this
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# No, when you die I shall do this.
Then, when it's full, I shall send it to Tony Livesey as a courting gift.

edit: WRONG FUCKING ONE.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# what's everyone's favorite way to kill a prostitute...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Angus Deaton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# good call
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you don't need to wait for me to die to do that
it's something we can all enjoy right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I'm getting confused, my head hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# divvent fret pet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# why you cry?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# My wife, she ees dead.
Is ok, I get a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# how much you want for
the corpse? I pay good money for eeet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# TWELFTY POUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'm going to put that on a bench!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
near an old folks home...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha!
I was at Universal Studios in Florida a couple of years ago. I went on the Incredible Hulk roller coaster with my son. We sat next to each other. This woman (who had been behind us in the queue) then came and screamed abuse at me and my 12 year old son because the two of us had taken up a "big guy's seat" which didn't have an arm rail between it, and she said her husband (who was, you'll recall, behind us in the queue) should have it.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I hope you shot them
its only kinder in the long run
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# that's being rude
not fat

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It tickled me that they *designed* the coaster with a "Big Guy's Seat"
There's none of that on the Pepsi Max Big One in Blackpool...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I hope you were abusive, and I hope your son got some good quality swearing in too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# awr
That reminds me of when I was in Blackpool a few years ago and a big guy got on the Pepsi Max, They made him get off, Poor fella
(TopDraw, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# the world = fucked
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# "I'm gonna find a hole in the world"
"and I'm gonna stick my cock in it"
"oh yeah.. baby.."

-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# OfficeLOL
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# He probably
didn't need the big guys seat on the Incredible Hulk ride until he got angry at you for taking it and grew massive.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahhaah, that's brilliant!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# That's great, nice brainwork
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# haha
love it
(oller, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# yaaaa

_☺_
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# that's no spo....oooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Such smooth skin
also so hypnoti...

*zzzzzzz*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# There is.
No Spong...

I must kill. The Queen. I must kill. The Queen. I must kill. The Queen. I must kill. The Queen. I must kill. The Queen. I must kill. The Queen. I must kill. The Queen...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ...Only Zuul!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# rare roast of pea chance
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Now this is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
*American accent*

'Get out of the fridge Peter'

'There is no Peter only Zuul...'


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yes!
I laughed myself silly at that
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Can't.... tear.... eyes...away....
TJ: I am wanting to do one of my birdie pikshurs. Any requests?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Pied Wagtail!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *coughs*

Like that?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oh yes, sorry. My, that is beautiful.
Erm.... ooh, have you done a pelican yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *rummages*

Seems so. He was an early one though.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# That's wonderful too!
Aren't you clever!

Aylesbury duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No, but only cos I've never heard of one :D
Bit tricky with being all white and all, but I'll see if I can find a source that I can do justice too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# OOH OOH OOH
Mandarin duck. They're so beautiful. We've got some on the canal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mandarin.duck.arp.jpg


oooh massive source upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Mandarin.duck.arp.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oooooooooooooh, good source
Been trying to find a good source for one of those. May take a good few hours though....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# How cute is he?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Very very :)
Can see myself going mad with him!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# great spotted woodpecker
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ooooh, definitely possible
*notes down*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# They're pretty aren't they?
We get them come to the peanuts sometimes, but they get scared away pretty easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Mr Trellis swears he saw one in the garden
It has never been back, and I am jealous
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# did Mr Trellis have giveaway feathers round his mouth as he was telling you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Now that I think about it
And they were sort of speckly

/Baldrick
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# viviparous blenny
oh wait

er, surf scoter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Dude, stop making up words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# but
I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Blody hell, birds are odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Oooh, blenny idea's nice though
May hunt down a good source and givev it a go :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# emu
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Yes there is
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Needs more eyebrows!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I was expecting Alastair Darling....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# genius
I shall go back and rework it!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] UK tourism & consequences
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Bonjour!
Ca va?

Un WEAU!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# très bien et vous?
je veux aussi un "Iaille"
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Oui! Oui!
Wee! Wee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Nah
The fatty flood barrier will stop them.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# yes i saw it
that cellulitis ass flood barrier=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# there they are again.. the heffers
www.b3ta.com/board/8524279#post8524354
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# O HAI POPULAR FATTIES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# HAHAHA YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I like your saucisseoiseau
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ta muchly
..and with this i wish you all a good appetite (or a big one)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# sausagebird!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# the australian ridgeback ground dwelling eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# top shop
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# excellent work

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# and only done in photoshop elelments
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Facking hell!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hey nice sig
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
#
You're to blame the inspiration :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# as always...
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *spots also*
I watched that agin the other night...

DAMN that's a good film...

(OP is chuffing ACE by the way, and has been clicked)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# There is no rhyme or reason for a sequel
Why do producers insist on ruining a perfectly good legacy?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# lovely work
and other similarly nice would appear in a australian image challenge...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha I would vote for that
"Pretend you've never been to Australia. What do you think it's really like, from the tales you've heard..."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# might be an intresting challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I suggested it a little while back
right before lemon spammed the board with "vote for my cake bake"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] At least our cricket team would do a bit better

CFB (918k)
Until they outlaw Gut Before Wicket
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# actually the fatest nation on earth is...
the current holder of the ashes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006-07_Ashes_series

aussie challenge anyone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The trophy containing Jane Asher's cremated minge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# As long as we don't have to play anything
as mind numbingly boring as fucking cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# golf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Not as boring as cricket, IMO
how's life trating you Nibes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm good, mostly
other than a vague sense of frustration and dissatisfaction caused by nothing in particular

I do have mini cheddars though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Phwoar, lucky you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# fucking cricket is the dullest sex game ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# just cause england can't win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Not really
more because it's grown men running around with picket fences strapped to their shins and running back and forth a lot.

The one exciting bit is when they chuck the ball, and only then because it might hit someone in the knackers or the face. But it never cocking well does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I find it pleasantly enjoyable
... but in terms of hardcore excitement, it is lacking a little. Not that that's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I prefer rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# of course
anyone of even the most limited sensibleness knows Rugby is the preferred sport of the great and good. It's right up there with orgies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Are we still talking about fucking cricket here or regular cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# there was footage years ago of some bloke getting
"treatment" to some bollocks that had been touched up by dennis lillie...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# YEARS AGO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# no, it's because it's shite
and if england could win it would be "oh look, england can win at something shite"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Lard Before Wicket
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Still won't win
if we get no runs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# We'd get all our runs from no balls
as the bowlers get frustrated at the behemoth batsmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Fair enough
*believes you as she doesn't know a hell of a lot about cricket*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hooray!
And as a victory celebration have this pearoast from last night

please vote for it - www.b3ta.com/board/8522931
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I bet shitting a cricket ball is an interesting experience
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
#
trust me, its not
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I (heart) being unemployed
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# if you have a proper keyboard...
alt+numpad 3 with numlock on.
nice piccie...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I made this for you!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh
ed: nups im confused...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Your "alt+numpad 3 with numlock on" thing
Does not work!

¢¾
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# bugger.
I don't have a proper keyboard so i can't try it.

what does the crossword come out to be?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# seems to here....
♥
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# &#9786;&#9786;&#9786;&#9787;&#9829;&#9830;&#9827;&#9824;•&#9688;&#9675;
•◘••◘•

*test*
edit: fail☻
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *clunks head on desk*
I'd forgotten about the html :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *learns something today*
☺ ☻ ♥ • ◘ ○
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

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