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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

oh my god! he'll peck at scraps on the ground!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

isn't he already?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

yes

the whole x/talent is just shite

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

they both should be called

simon cowells money making scheme to fleece the british public show

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

fucking british public

just a tv teat guzzling cash spurting braindead mollusc

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

bloody load of sheep

following whatever is dangled in front of their face (fashion), or whatever anyone says (the sun).
:)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

er.... yeah.... total shite......

_{god help me i can't stop watching them

and i think i've fallen in love with Fern Cotton :(}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

i wouldn't mind doing her

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

there's something about that mad coked up bint that really does odd things to me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Do your Britons have large talons?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

It's Simon Owl

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

tribute to our security guard at work:)

firmly on the ball at all times

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

looks like his hands are firmly on his balls

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

ever see the billy connelly routine on why blokes sleep with their hands on their balls

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

is it the one where he goes "BANG!" unexpectedly?

if so, then i've seen it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

I thought that was the blow job for the uninitiated

nah it was all about cavemen and wolves
and I can't find a youtube of it...:(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

ah, right, the blow job one.

i've seen most of his recent stuff. i couldn't hear it on youtube anyway, my speakers finally died the other day.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

aw. are they going to be buried or cremated.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

entombed with great solenity

within the mdf pyramid in the garden.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

I wish I had a pyramid

it'd be cool

I could stand at the top, naked, smeared in vaseline screaming "COME ON GOD! COME ON YOU BITCH! WHAT YOU GOT!?"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

SHOW ME YOUR THUMBS, YOU BEAUTIFUL, ALIEN SONS OF MOTHERS!

SHOW ME YOUR THUMBS!!!!!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

i refuse to be buried.

i refuse to be burned.
i will be entombed in a customised pyramid, or i will HAUNT EVERY FUCKING MEMBER OF MY FAMILY, UNTIL THEY GIVE IN TO MY DEMANDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'bye!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

Pfft!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

he's a bit more animated

than the ones I usually get sent when I need site guards.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I have already heard one indian guy refer to his prior security guard job as "a sleeping job"

one way to "work" 24 hours a day I guess

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

i swear every security guard is cloned from the same template

he's a tattooed balding yorkshiremen

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

wow

you're right, mind you i am in yorkshire so tis no suprise

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

lol farts

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

aww bless big Andy

we are currently putting still images of this on a4 sheets...around the yard...he keeps finding them on his patrols..and ripping em up..thinking about a nice blackmail plot..any suggestions?

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

write him a letter demanding money

see if he pays?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

hand the picture to the person responsible for his employment

"Is this what passes for professional behavior? What will this do to our insurance? What the FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?"

then just wank in his face and scream a lot

the screaming is necessary

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

crikey

does a little wee

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

yeah, I am a bit passive aggressive

sorry

*runs away and cries*
"big poo!"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

If someone did that to me

I'd sack *them*

And the security guard.

And everyone else too hahha hHa hAHAHqhHAAHAA!1!1

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

*wanks*

*screams*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

ningles

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

i knew who that was

as soon as i saw the hair.
is that sad? i can't decide.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Its alright

I did the same thing

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

he has very distinctive hair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

not really

so did i...
ed: oops replied to the wrong one. (treat this as a reply to your first post.)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

pfff

will do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

I've had her

/edit: get your head around this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

hahahaha!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

it was better with no nose :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

I like my bitches meteorologically challenged

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

He's going to need two of those little cocktail umbrellas once it starts raining

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

^^this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

how would he smell?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

probably of bad aftershave

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

^^this

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hahahah! :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

not compo-worthy, but still fat AND full

Click for bigger (297KB)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

Oh deary me

ed: I bet that tastes salty...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

very.

like you don't know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

I admit nothing

except that I have been the master of my own domain for far to long not to have tried most acts of self love.

actually, thinking on it, i've probably only tried a tiny tiny fraction of them...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

how many ribs do you have left?

that's for the serious self-abuser

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

got all of them

and sadly because of this I have not succeeded in felating myself. but I did hurt my back trying.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

I had some extra ribs inserted

to prevent acts of deviance.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

When I was in my early teens

I could have quite likely licked my own glans due to gymnasties.

Now fat and forty-odd I often sit and rue the fact I never did.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

hang you head in shame!

you should have known better than to pass up an opportunity like that!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

fool!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

could be worse

you could be a hippy too :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

could?

I think science would have broken if they tried to make me a hippy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

*slaps face*

LIES! there is NOTHING that science can't achieve!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

If science wants to fuck with me

then it better get a bigger boffin.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

science will open a can of hawking on yo' ass, biatch.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Damn, my boffin is only average sized

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

just don't cut your hair for a few years.

put on a flowery shirt
and get a peace symbol on a chain around your neck. purple glasses will also help :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

fear science, anything is possible

:D

oh, if you had long hair would you be going around like conan the barbarian or something?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

I used to have masses of hair

down to the base of my spine. It was a number of colours too. But it was the 80's and I wore some crazy shit.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

probably was high most of the time? :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

that's what the '80's were all about

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

don't forget the porsche 911

and shoulderpads

also essential items in the repetoire

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

911 turbo?

no comparison to lamborghini diabolo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

^this

Lambo = ZOMG head-turning blistering scorch-fest.
Porsche = Oh.

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

I have never been a Porsche man

considering them cars for dicks. I had a Jaguar XJS V12.

having said that what is the opinion of Porsche drivers these days?
I have the chance to buy a 928 S4 sport ( 1991 ) for £7500. It's not a 911 which is good. It's one of the best supercars ever made and we are in classic car territory. I think I'm going to buy it. What do you think?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

Do it!

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

I have

a new car on order for March ( £57k ) and 3 cars in the drive ( one is hers ) so it would be an indulgence but I've always secretly loved the 928.

Oops. For some reason I have shaved 2 years off it's age ( I've looked at a lot of them recently ) and it's a 1989. But still. I think I'm going to approach him with an offer.
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C48560

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

"For some reason I have shaved 2 years off it's age ( I've looked at a lot of them recently ) "

This. Not cars though.

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

you planning on getting 120 days of sodom on yourself yet?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

*googles*

I really should read some of his stuff.
Come to think of it I haven't tried auto erotic asphyxiation. I may give that a go soon. One way or the other, it will probably solve my problems

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

its worth a read certainly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

do i want to click this?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

i was suffering from zombage

there is no nekkids

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

zombage?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

looking like a zombie.

check the eyes.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

contact lenses?

or just mad ass eyes?!?!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

mad ass eyes.

i can't wear contacts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

According to physics

that thing shouldn't be able to exist in our universe...

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

and yet here i am.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

and the universe is better for your presence

:)

hello, I have seen 2 amusing things today

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

what were they?

also, hello ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

thing one

at newcastle station, while I was speighting I was amused by a chap who had done some kind of naughty ticket action and there were two police officers and some ticket dude, I wasn't dropping eaves that hard but I think the gist of it was he was making illegal use of a military rail warrant, I think they made him pay up because I nipped to the shop while they were interrogating him, publicly, on the platform and came back he was gone, but they were still there. :D

thing two

the other was back in my hometown waiting for the bus and this girl was on the phone to her I presume boyfriend and she slowly reduced herself to tears and was very angry with him because he was laughing at her increasing insanity, her hair "wasn't straight" it was perfectly straight... and "my ginger roots are showing" big deal.. OMG IT IS A BIG DEAL WAAA CRY then she says she's going to get her dad to beat him up and this also made the boyfriend laugh aswell I presume because then she was saying that "he's not short! he's not 3ft tall" and descended into a dribbling mess.

then she got on the bus I wanted, yay more amusement

and halfway back phoned him again "I'm on the bus going home" and then she blubbed some more, I can only presume that this chap was completely headfucked by this point.

Craig (for that is his name, yet I do not know him) if by some magical twist of fate you reading this, that chic's nuts :D

and then she got off the bus blubbing

Either she's got a bad case of monthly action or she's an extremely high maintenance child I have no idea.

my guess, both :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

awesome!

well told, infact...*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

at first I thought she was taking the piss because she couldn't be arsed to go see him

but I then she started losing it completely

ahh, the self inflicted suffering of others :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

I love the self inflicted suffering of others

it so ammusing!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

silly bitch

my hair is a mess, it's not brown enough to be brown and not blonde enough to be blonde, but i don't give a fuck! i hope she tells her dad and he slaps her for being such a silly cow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

she looked fine, she was a full on muppet though

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

I wonder if i can do the same

MY HAIR ISN'T STRAIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AND I'M GOING GREY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

So does anyone feel sorry for me? not bloody likely. Women this immature give me the shits.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

I'm pretty sure she was a kid, tho she was smeared in face lard so hard to tell, but wtf

I doubt she'll grow out of that somehow

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

it's sad that these people exist and get laid

how long before she's up the clagger do you reckon?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

within about 30 minutes of finding a chav skilled in the art of pretending to care

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

oh god one of THEM!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

they are fucking everywhere

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

this is what happens

when the dim bints model themselves on self-obsessed, neurotic celebrity bitches.
serves them right.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

ahaha, fucking indeed

always good

there's a qotw story of a b3tan putting naomi campbell in her place :D

I hope its real, it was nice to read

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

i read that one

if it was true, i'd expect her to have been struck by the slap-happy weirdo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

she'll just fuck with the wrong person one day

someone who will fight back, harder than she can and can piss away the legal expense and ruin her pretty little ego face

ahh happy times

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

it's thoughts like these

that sustain me through the dark times

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

look in your pants and make it 2.5

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

Ohhh! Sharp!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

look in your pants aswell and I'll make it 2.50000001

lol, floating point number error

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

pfft is that THE best comeback you have?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

*loads up m-60*

funnily enough, no :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

*snipes with awp*

BOOM!!

HEADSHOT!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

pointing a mouse ain't quite as good as the real thing, man

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

I don't actually do either

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

hehe, "no barrier to commerce"

tho I think it's difficult to obtain nuclear devices still

a pity, it would be a fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

have you ever fired a real gun?

i shot my mate in the leg once, she was not pleased.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

fuck no, I leave that to the nutters

plus I can't afford ammunition, that shits expensive, plus I'd probably have to pay for range time as apparently you can't just sit in a field and offload several thousand rounds

some folk are just so twitchy!

tho if I get pissed off and find a few £k lying about I might have a go of a few things, it's all doable legally, just expensive when it's for fun

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

my brother had a few air rifles

he would peg stuff to the washing line and try to shoot it off. it pissed him off greatly that i'm a much better shot than him.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

nice winchester!

the glock isn't bad, either.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

0_0

good one! with something other than an air-rifle?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

unfortunately, no.

it was a sodding webley.
the way she was crying, you'd have thought i'd hit her with a damn minigun.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

well you know having .38 or .455 in diameter lead slug driven into your arse

at more than the speed of sound is gunna hurt a bit. Jesus a fish hook in the rear is bad enough.

How, precisely did all this happen?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

we were in my mum's kitchen with my brother's rifle

she said i didn't have the balls to shoot someone, so i shot her. it was only a pellet, i knew it wasn't going to do her any real damage.
shut her up, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

you play css?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

no, not really.

played a bit of one of the counterstrikes (CZ) offline cause I'm too tightarsed to buy a license and it got uninstalled when I rebuilt that box...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

what about asp.net ?

good gaaaaime good gaaaaime

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

Aaaargh teh weighty bitmap!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

my pc just maxed out of ram

I only have 8gb

Edit: I see your ninja edit!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

only?

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

i have vista

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Get the bonus upgrade from Dell

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

a free copy of xp pro?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

that's no bonus.

You have to pay for both licences ( because the vista oem licence is included in the price of the machine ).

People really need to let XP go. The only reason for not moving to Vista is because you are too poor to upgrade from a steam powered piece of shit to a modern PC.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

I've both XP, Vista (Linux too)

Can't be arsed booting vista is all, no other reason.

Edit: They need to reduce the price of it to get more people on it.

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

I'll not argue about the price.

And to be fair I do have an XP pro machine, and Vista Ultimate 64bit and a Vista Ultimate 32bit machine ( which can dual boot xp pro ) but I do get a bit pissed off with the vista haters. It's far superior to XP. It still has issues in 64bit mode but the 32bit is a dream. Apart from the file search, which is pants but I can live with.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

Locate32 for searching

locate32.net , not sure if it works on Vista?

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

I too have vista ultimate

8gb of ram and a shedload of background programs running, 13 pages open in FF3, Adobe Illustrator and Adobe photoshop CS3 open and working on an image currently taking up 400mb on the scratch disk.

My current memory, total usage is just over 1gb.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

the internet is lacking as a proper medium for communicating my envy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

only 45"?

you poor, poor man.

Click for bigger (399KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

That is some seriously misspent time right there

Think how many wanks you could have had.

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

i wish i had 45"

i have 16" actually :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Nice curtains...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

hey.

My aunt made them, besides. I have no say in soft furnishings ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Get an epic mount

you slacker.

(Harry, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

Aww, give me a break.

That was the same day I turned 70 plus I've given away or lent over 2000g in the last 3 weeks so I'm a bit poor.

I'm going PVP for the S3 welfare gear instead of farming for gold now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

windows reminds me of ghey

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

/predictable linux user response

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

damn right!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

linux sucks! BSD FTW!

"lol"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

with the utmost respect.

fuck off
:P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

pfft!

plan9 kicks ur asses!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

CP/M rooolz!

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

fucking load/increment toggle switches! HOOOYAAA!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

i read that as weighty blimp

i was going to say fair enough, but as it's the bitmapness you're complaining about, sorry, but i lack the knowledge to make it smaller.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Ha, I thought the bitmapness was a clever way of entering the compo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

it's no worry. It's the file format that is the problem mainly.

There is just no need for bitmap in the industrial age.
Whatever you saved it in/with must give you the option to save it as a jpg. ( even opening it in paint will allow you to resave it as a jpg )
This is just for future reference.
BMP is like the tardis. looks small on paper but carries a huge amount of useless shit around inside.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

i'll keep this in mind

i just uploaded it, b3ta thumbnailed it. from now on, i'll export stuff into paint first and jpeg it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

It's loading from

the bottom up! Are you trying to sublime me?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

it's got click-for-biggerness

and i am far too unskilled to do anything else with it :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Aaaarrgghhh!!!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

PO-TAY-TOE

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

hahahahhahaha!

i don't mind you poking fun at me, but leave my beloved samwise alone!
*hobbit froths*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

up to the eyeballs

cor

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

all the way up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

you'll have lovely glossy hair

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

POTATIS YAY

Needs more udders though :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

here, I helped you out with your letter

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1215345701/letter.jpg

She'll be so proud of your nice neat writing :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hahahahah!

You spelled "Killerkitti" wrong :]
Edit: And the whole love thing's a bit off, too :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

ARF!

all in good humour lad....(i hope)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

I'm not worried :D

But seriously, I'm writing to Kk.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

now, now, children

you know my fan club is closed on sundays ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

but miss monkey it will be posted on monday!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

have it on my desk by 9.30

or you're in detention

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

anywhere anytime

and can I have detention anyway?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

maybe.

you'll have to bring your own whip, though, mine snapped from over-use

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

oh please can we use a wooden coat hanger?

for variety?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

make it wire and you've got a deal

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

done

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

behind the bike sheds, 2.30. see you there ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

you have a fan club?!?!?

what's the hate mail address? :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

Smash Monkey's EDIT: Nothing to see here move along club!

Assassin's den.
Rm 483 Carslaw F08.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

sssssshhhhhhh!

not THAT club!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

ooopsies

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

ask caewan or clansoul

i love hate mail, the futility and bile of other people's anger towards me sustains me like an evil, green soup.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

Potato or poop?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

boing boing boing

boing

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

that sync'ed perfectly with my music

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

is he whistling a song?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

that's my kind of exercise regime

although perhaps a tad strenuous.

spudtastic

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

Meanwhile on a Russian internets....

cypa.livejournal.com/6256646.html

I trust you made this?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

hahaha!

indeed i did, it's nice when that happens.

cheers for the heads up.
and i never did fix the flashing tag.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

it says:

"New electric cat, Buy it! Batteries for free"

good to know russian :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

did you add the comment

my translator can't work out what it says.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

yes i did...

it's basicly, stop stealing other peoples work and make some yourself,

and the deserved credit to you :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

Yay Diamond Dogs album

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

he hasn't realised he'll decompress if he drinks that :)

i've had a Bowie weekend :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

excercising peanut!

a wuhn and a tooo and
a wuhn and a tooo and
a wuhn and a tooo and...

ed: It's a potato? not a peanut?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

he looks weary

and i agree with clansoul

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

needs more doggy spud in front

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

PO-TAY-TOE

WOO.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

one for stonkwood

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

Splendid!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

watch that boobie dance

woo

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

bird cleavage!

*fwaps*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

i like this haha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

boobie!!!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

Small sea tit

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

animated shadow

ftw. Yeah!

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

It's a bangin' speaker innit?

Woo to GSTQ

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

hahaha!

it's still at the top of the page, now with added boobies, you can't ever have too many.

edit/minor fix

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

that speaker worries me

it looks like teh fear's shadow in profile...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

why am i thinking

Aerobics lesson?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

I love the different colours

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

Heh.

sexy tiem

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hooray for boobies!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

i would so buy that speaker.

excellent dantsing!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

stamp that nest, you blue-footed freak!

nice foot/bra coordination, girl knows how to accesorise!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

fantastic

have some tiling defecating bouncing boobies

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custard, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

slendid stuff

boobies ftw

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

4rf!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

Nutrition. Nutrition. Nutrition.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahaha woo

TJ : anyone in want any baby african land snails?? i live in portsmouth gaz me if your interested

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

ummm how did you come by these snails?

and how is kiddie?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

my adults laid eggs

now i have lots of babies :D

darcie's okay - got to go to the hospital in august for more tests :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

you have snails for pets?

snails aren't mathematically interesting as hermaphrodites. Shells are though...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

If I make you divide something by 0, will you explode?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

if you devide 0 by 2 you get

a "("

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

hahahah

and if you divide 0 by -2 you get ) which is equal to -(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

hmmm

does that all mean that if i divide 0 by :-2 I get :-( ?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

you can't make me it's undefined. And that is a perfect universal truth!*

www.xkcd.com/263/

_{*until it is defined somehow}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

I don't get how it's undefined,

are people not smart enough to figure out what it is?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

well it doesn't actually make sense, so it can't have a definition

consider the expression 1/x
it's all good for all x real. Except x identically zero at which point it is infinite. just think about x becoming smaller and smaller 1.x becomes larger and larger and finally unboundedly large.

ed: the division by zero can be admitted on the extended real line:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defined_and_undefined

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

The tendency of computers to barf on division by zero is intensely irritating when programming

I wish they'd just pretend the answer is the largest possible number that fits in the data type, and not throw an error. Data types that hold NaN and infinity aren't much help either, since they ruin all further calculations.

It's also irritating when I'm trying to translate some equation into C and it's 1) written the wrong way round so that it doesn't help with finding the answer, like it's in Haskell or something, and 2) has all the multiplication signs missing so I can't read it properly. Basically mathematicians ruin everything.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

Is there no alternative?

Or will that involve working out what the largest possible number is, then using that instead of 0?

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

Pretty much.

You have to keep saying "Wait! Is that input zero? In that case don't try the calculation, you'll only get upset. Here, I'll do it for you, the answer is such-and-such."

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

Bah.

That sounds thrilling.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

bloody programmers :P

C is a pain in the arse at the best of times but can't you actually redefine the NaN to be the maximum?

I dunno this is getting out of my area...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

I think that causes portability problems

in that you can't rely on being able to do it with different chips, operating systems, libraries or whatever.

I might be wrong, though, maybe in the modern age we should in fact be doing exactly this and all the examples I see that catch divide by zero errors are just being anal.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

there's no harm in writing your own library that does a manual test

kind of:
int funkydiv (int a, int b) {
if(b == 0) return MAX; else return a/b;
}

so long as you make sure it's distinguished from the built-in int type. also, i don't know what c's like for overloading operators, but it'd be a piece of piss to overload the division operator in c++

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Fair point.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

i write infrastructure for dsp engineers sometimes

they can be fussy about their maths

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

the word "pretend" is your answer, i think

if you want a reliably correct result you're going to have to write code that actually handles div 0, rather than an approximation, and that kind of depends on the processor telling you that it's happened

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

So you're basically saying that there is an infinate numebr of zeros in any one number, of any size?

Because that makes perfect sense.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

yes and it does make sense....

but because it's late and I'm still hungover it's not the reason it's undefined:

In this, the graph is 1/x and lt means limit. As the you get very small from the positive side, you tend to infinity but as you get very small from the negative side you tend to negative infinity. so you end up in a pickle, sorry for the shoddy explaination the first time...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

I like your handwriting

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

that's odd

no one else does...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

Mine's awful :P

I'm trying to write a letter and I have to concentrate really hard to make it legible.
Letter writing usually takes me all day.

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

type it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

But it's a personal letter to my pen pal!

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

Oh, I see.

Would it help if I specified whether I was dividing by positive or negative zero?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

that's the problem

+0 = -0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

Well let's say it doesn't.

(That would make -0 into 11111110 as a signed byte, I'm not sure whether that already means something or not, I think perhaps it's up for grabs.)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

Shit man, you're deep...

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

African Land Snails you say?

This place gets weirder by the day ;)

Right, it's pouring with rain, i'm off to Whipsnade to wander around in the mud

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

tis sunny here

neeeerrrr!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

tis dark here

neeeerrrr!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

you work in a zoo dont you

would they want them??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

writing to Zoos

such as Chester, London and Whipsnade would be a good idea. I gave my reticulated Python to Chester zoo when he got too big to take to the pub.

or try here.

www.giveusahome.co.uk/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

sounds like a splendid plan

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

would you send them via

snail mail?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

hehehhe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

are they oven ready

or do i have to faff around purging them?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

haha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

run chavs run!

woo

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

RUN PIKEYS RUN!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

DIE UK BOGANS!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

You may be onto something here

Excellent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

he is a shit shot

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

I knew we'd find an ideal solution,

eat the anti social! But won't all that puss make it curdle? :P

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..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

soylent green is my kinda people

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

and another..

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

haha

but please wait longer between threads ta

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

that is a very well set out shopping list

my mums is food at the top. not food at the bottom. Booze in the middle. I learned this when she shouted at me for writing the booze in the wrong spot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

wieght gain recipe:

repeat until sofa breaks

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

mmmmmmmm treacle tart

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

eeeuuuurrggghhh

reading that is making my stomach turn!

woo for the misc item!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

is it too early to have a drink?

no?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)

*boke*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

Speaking of boke.

I like a cheese and pickle sandwich. Nothing fancy, some good, mature farmhouse cheddar and some simple, pickled silverskin onions, sliced up and added.

Now, is it wrong of me to keep having the strange urge to drink the pickle vinegar every time I take the lid off the pickles?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)

yes you fucking freak!

;-)

do it anyway...film what happens next!

NING /board

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

gday

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

ning k3b/-\b

how do?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

I consumed rather more scotch than I intended to last night

so I've been a bit crook all day.

on the upside I have a party invite, and a couple I know have split up. So I'm rather amused.

ed: to add to that, I shouldn't try and type maths when pissed either, confused the hell out of me trying to follow my own bloody derivation today. :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

hahaha

go and glee in their misery!

...or offer helpful advice :-)

EDIT: - eurgh, maths, i hate it and im studying engineering...bad choice of subject?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

I don't think I will do either

I didn't know her at all, but might make the odd passing reference to it around mutual mates. *glees*

Ed: just saw the engo comment, which branch? none of the engo's I know particularly like maths but it's never stopped them...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

mechanical eng

its just "ARRRGGHH" on a page

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

BEST

DESCRIPTION
EVER!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

feel free to use it

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

here's another I like, from an engineering student no less

"I could have ejaculated on a page and it would have been a better song/answer/question/description/etc"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

ning.

I've got a stomach like a lead box. I take a bucket load of acid inhibitors ( this might be the reason for the impulsion? I never thought of that ) and put more alcohol units in it a day than those silly adverts say I should be doing a week.
I doubt that very much would happen other than I'd need to buy more pickles.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

hehe

drink away then!

just make sure its quality pickle juice...not tesco value Hydrochloric acid

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahah that's probably filtered nightclub dunny water.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

pffft!

tesco upgrading their resources?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

yes.

you clearly need/shouldn't drink wine.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)

Not at all

although I like to leave it to then end of the jar.

that way, the onions stay pickled and no one shouts at you for drinking the stuff

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

use the pickle juice for vinega on ur chipys :)

_{2 - i've put my bluetooth dongle down and can't find it so I may not post for a bit till i finds it!}

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

MILESTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

*waits excitedly*

nekkid teim!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

:o we get to see his blue toothed dongle?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

Mmmmm!

mind if I join you?

I actually feel like I may have drunk a large amount of this yesterday, blurgh....

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Damien's Hearse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

drinking metho?

bad idea man splash out a bit and get cheap sherry. Better for you,

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

In Saudi we used to

distil rice wine ( which we also made ) and then flavour the resulting ethanol with cherry essence. Quite tasty. And lethal.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

sounds good!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

eurgh!

i drank a cheap bottle of ~~food dye~~ "red wine" and now i have purple teefs and a matching tongue

(

Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

mmmmm...

I drank the best part of a bottle of this and woke up some time later...

www.linie.com/

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

ive just been ID'd by a website...

...fuck!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

have you actually drunk food dye

cuase I drank a bottle of rum essence ages ago, I was 12 and my parents had cut my alcohol ration. it was fucking disgusting. I can't stand rum now... sadest booze aversion story ever.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

hahha

"rum essence"

when i was a kid in the scouts (i was about 10 i think) i used to think shandy could get us drunk, so my friend and myself had drinking competitions. never worked tho

(

Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

they took my whisky and beer away, what else was I supposed to do?

shandy? doesn't that have booze in it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

yeah but it was cans of shandy

with about 0.05% volume

(

Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

oh god

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

I know of a bloke

who drank a pint of vegetable oil for a student rag week.

The previous year he'd eaten half a pound of lard with a knife and fork, no bread or other aids allowed.

(rogerzilla, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

Geri's let herself go a bit...

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hey!

NO!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

this slightly arousing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

ewww

i've had her...

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

Did she really really really wanna wigga wig ahhhh?

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

her wig fell off

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

Errrrk

please no, I'm hungover and haven't eaten yet.
*retch*

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

"If you want to be my blubber"...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

RIP

What a way to go

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

Aaaaarrgghh!! 'Ning all!

www.b3ta.com/board/8532169

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

Hahaha!

Still too much fringe tho!

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

Hahaha :D

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

more crap

*seams are for entertainment purposes only

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

also,

forgot to post this last week...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

burn baby buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn!

DISCO INFERNO!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

I, I, I

I really LOVE the way you dance

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

Don't go cheap on the paté

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

is that whizzkid?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

'ning all! :)

Shopped my mate at a party ;)

Click for bigger (51KB)

Tomato sauce: img379.imageshack.us/img379/7694/dscf1gu2.jpg

(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

it's redexing in a firefox fashion for me

but let me guess, a cdc somewhere?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

arse!

Yeah its only sometimes working here too... weird!

no cdc, but feel free to add your own :)

Here it is on imgshack and updated OP: img57.imageshack.us/img57/3930/psychoiz2.jpg

(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

try b3tards.com for hosting

edit/your cfb is the same size as the post and fix that red eye.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

but she is satans own

you can tell by the frown

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

ta-da!

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

Needs more animation of bashing these girls' heads in while releasing copious amounts of spunk

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

ahmm... that's about 20 times more complicated than my actual skill with teh photoshopses

*blushes*

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

Oh ok

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

that's one angry looking blonde

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

she's got the

village nerd stalking her with a camera and Terry Fuckwit gurning like a loon behind her. She has just cause for her consternation.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

that is a very good point

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahahahaha

quite

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

hehe, i love how the girls are just doing their thing oblivious to the nutter with the knife

have a woo

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

also

is the girl in the front actually wearing anything?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Good question.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

it needs answering

with photographic evidence

she's not super hot but it's sunday morning and I need to see boobies

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

wanna see mine?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

all boobs gladly accepted

today even man-boobs

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

I didn't actually think it was possible for a human to be more desperate for sex/sexual material than me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

when your gf is christian

it has a distinctly unchristian effect on you

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

at least you have one

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

1 weekend out of 8

she's a bit part-time

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

yes but:

www.b3ta.com/board/8532229

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

hmm.

person you see once every two months and don't fuck? That's not a girlfriend. That's a councillor. Or the cinema usher.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)

but she fists him up the arse

it gives him the taste for more

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

She's been asking for her watch back

I've told her to send me six boxes of bran flakes.

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

That's my mother

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

hahaha!

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

https://www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/ebertmay/images/boobies.jpg

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

nice boobies

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

yay

blue is a good colourfor boobies

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

nice pair!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

Talking of boobs

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

that is one ultimate fail

do you have a youtube video link for that?

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

Here you go

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EIoLqHrcvIM

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

hahaha!!

bosh! right in the face.

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

I like that first comment

'he died later that day'

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

Oh, and I only like it because it isn't true

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)

haha!

he definitely died of embarrassment, and his career quite possibly died too :(

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)

hahahaha!

FAIL.

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha (remembers some one aimating them)

NING all! How are we all this morning?

* Has sore legs from dancing / head banging to Teh Iron Maiden last night!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

'ning chap

how in the name of all that is holy do you dance to iron maiden, i take it you mean flailing about in a rhythmically challenged manner

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

^ This - yea, I suppose your right!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)

gday

Iron Maiden? Headbanging? didn't you go with your kiddies?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

Yes I took my two boys, but that did't stop me singing along to every song

and showing them how to head bang

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

i saw them last week in Belgium..

Great show

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

'ning!

I haven't done much today. It's 12:30 over here and I still need breakfeast and clean up my house later on. You guys are lucky I did get dressed.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

argh why didn't I go??

I heard it was amazing but the sound was a bit shit...

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ha ha

It was amazing and the sound was good, but it is never perfect at an open air venue. Anyway the crowd were making enough noise that it didn't matter.

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

arses I could've got free tickets as well.

I just couldn't afford to get up to London :(

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

Not my link but this will give you a good idea what it was like

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KNTEzm2tAZk

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

Ok.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

'ang on!

Isn't that the bloke off of the Kaiser Chiefs?

(Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

Needs a Bigger Blade

And MORE Blood!!

CUT THEIR C*NTING HEADS OFF!

Do it, Do it....

(

Darklord, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

from f-b l-r

would would
would wouldn't
would would

why does the grinning girly lurking under the hat look familiar?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

Imagine shopping your mate at a party!

YOU GRASS!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

I like the way all the women in the picture either don't know they're being photographed or don't look happy about it

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

rps: cats = shit, dogs=shit, rats are all teh fluff

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

aw what a cute little rat

I think I'd like it Sezhwan style

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

this is what they whisper to you in your sleep

"when you is deadsies we will eats your eyeses"

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

which is why I don't wear an orange parka

I get the impression that someone would hit me with a train causing me to be impaled on a flag pole, as a joke. then my eyes would be eaten by rats.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

quite an elaborate phobia you have there

I salute you

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

'nings

quick and shit:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Compo this.

Save as a gif.
Free Nelson Mandela.
Fuck the pope.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

^this

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

just fuck the entire fucking catholic church

Cunts
news
I can be stip searched for wearing an "annoying" tshirt. I can get a $5500 fine for my right of free speech. They're gunna fuck up our trains. They have comandeered our racecourse and all because there are a bunch of italian mafiaoso running the state. arsewipes. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

could be worse

i'd have you shot on site for wearing an annoying shirt, by annoying i mean bearing any designer logo or some form of imaginary coat of arms or any crest, logo or badge that you don't actually know the meaning of.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

That will happen sooner or later

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

Before

they fuck you.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

Dogs fucked the pope? Not my fault.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

error!

windows has detected that you installed this operating system and has therefore concluded you are a fucktard!

Has microsoft gone and added password autocomplete yet? to add to the "user experience"?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

i'll stick this here

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

6th July - Fond memories for Buzz

This story is 95% true.

Keep those suggestiongs coming in, either email me or PM.

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

nicely

and a sad but too true story, if my own experience is anything to go by, although i very rarely wear a string vest these days.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

you're a kangaroo with a bunch of ear peircings?

Hardcore!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

shandy hill?

anyway, woo!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

nyom?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

*prods*

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

RPS: Pic found on teh interwebs

Can anyone tell me what sex this is?

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

well fuck me

sure it's not a headswap?
ed: I would not sex this thing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

And it gets thinner towards the bottom,

which must mean it lives eats and sleeps upside down!

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

or has a very tight belt.

Edit: Also my new nyom:

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

i give up

but i love the cartoon chin.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

does look kinda like Peter Griffin :D

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

Fuck me, so it does!

LOLZ!

*edit* See:

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

needs a dimple

but otherwise...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

You mean

the ball chin?

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

yah the chin that looks like a nutsack

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

HAHAHA

*rejoices*

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

this strangely looks more like a woman !

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

exactly who i had in mind

although i didn't know his name, i did quickly google family guy though.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

is that

male or female?
either way, i wouldN'T!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

It's a kind of marine mammal

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

A Manashee?

(

..wil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

it's got moobs

but it also looks like its packing a man bulge in its trousers! Any which way... it gives me more fears than Freddy Kruger does so tonight I'm not sleeping!

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

A couple more before bed...

click for bigger

(

click for bigger

(

where's k9

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

What colour would you like the book

..?

(

green! Pretty please?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hmm

Might have to be a different green to the screwdriver...I think it's against the law for two to be the same colour!

(

I the Rover manuals were similar colours, been a while since I've seen them though...

ed: the rover manuals seem to vary... :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Tis cooking just now...

wait for the microwave >ping<...

(

PING!

click for bigger

There, don't say I never give you anything!

(

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

how are you making the pictures. outlines of an original pic?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

3D Studio Max Models...

(not all my own) but lit and shaded using an Ink 'n Paint material I made...very handy for making 2d renderings in a cartoon style from a 3D image...it's how lots of the slick 3D looking Futurama sequences are done...

(

awesome

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

Thanks

(

FACT

(

Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

hahahahahaha! splendid

*click

and good morning

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

The Alliance are nearing 2000 resources!

QUICK! TAKE BACK THE BLACKSMITH

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

Dead chubbies use more tape

Fatty copper unshopped.

(

littlefish I like cheese, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

This is not a reflection on your submission

but this is my least favourite image challenge yet :(

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

*points and laughs at the fatty*

the good (funny or skillful) ones have been few and far between lately haven't they?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

yes

but the good ones have been rather special no?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

maybe their legs had just grow

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

\o/

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

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