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# I am so sorry

But some things you just have to get out of your head
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# twilight princess?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Yes, well done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own.
Bort bort bort
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I am lercucius of Borg.
Can i borrow a cup of sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I am Woman of Nextdoor
No
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# with my technologically enhanced optic device
i could see down your top as you washed the pots this morining.

Just looked at your profile, nice cock!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Top? But I wasn't wearing anything when... I....
I've said too much
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# ascii porn
8\

--
8

/
8
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Needs more spluff
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# my spuff key is stuck down
and no longer works.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# my new puppy kid 2 months old
having a little nap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# PERFECT TIMING.
Dogs are better than cats. Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Nuuuuuuuuuuu
Dogs are as good as cats! They're both teh fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# what part of "arguing on the internet" don't you understand?
*special olympicses*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# But I won gold
Just like everyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# "It's not an argument if you're wrong and I'm right."
-George Tenet
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# great link about pets
animalreviews.zelica.net/reviews/stoat.htm

particularly the summary at the bottom of the page
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# anything ending in "stoat.htm" is bound to be great
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# a rule that if followed well will result in a happy and long life
you are wise
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# what a great site
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Agreed
The Bee article is enlightening:
animalreviews.zelica.net/reviews/beewasp.htm
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# haha.
you are clearly an idiot and affected by feline aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# At least it's not the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I disagree in the strongest terms.
Have a picture of my soaking wet pussy plotting the downfall of all mankind.
you bastards
(barandis, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Well
it's probably because you're washing it. They're self-cleaning you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# But cats are self cleaning!
You don't clean them unless you want to bandage your arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# ^this
Factory settings means that it has an auto-clean that is always on...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# He is about 18
and is hasnt been well. Was covered in shit and smelled really bad. Not a regular thing
(barandis, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Awwwww.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Reason enough for a bath by the sound of things
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# As I own and have owned many of both
I can say that they are both equally great, for vastly different reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Why is everyone disagreeing with me
But not with you o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Agggghhhhhhh te fluff!!!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# aww!
hurra for dogs
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# i bet it has that new puppy smell too!
luvleh little thing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# it smells of wet carpet
stinky puppy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# cat food!
/ soz
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
dog child dressed up as a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# it had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Awww.
Give it some bacon. Dogs love bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# awwwww
rhy're cute when they're young, but can be a right pain when they're older.

i have 2 dogs, great things

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Do you also own 1 cup?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Yay for puppies!
I just spent all afternoon in the rain at Whipsnade for some strange reason
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# PUPPY!
Yay to teh fluffs!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog...
that looks just like MY dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Gah!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Who he?
What with beards? Make with explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ah ah ah
didn't say the magic word
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Now boss.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# hello sally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Hey Jane.
What are we playing?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# its Wayne Knight
also known as: The jewish fat guy in everything.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001431/

he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Abracadabra?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Hello newman....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Oh no! Dennis has disabled the security grid!
We need to repair it by generating a 3D map of the file system and navigating it with a joystick!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# like you do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# he was in jurassic park wasnt he?
and third rock from the sun.crap program
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Stealing all the embyos
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# yeah,i liked
when the dino spat acid in his face hahahhaaa
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# in the book it rips out his intestines
i liked that bit
/violent-physco
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i don't know why

but it gives me the weirds
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Die they must die!
the pandas must die!
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# That is rather odd.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# This is a very interesting concept.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Goth kids shouldn't have white cats...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww
that's so sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# hahah
i actually like this one. Cute
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Thank you.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# No one should have cats.
Cats are shit. Yours is nice but that's only because it's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# You're wrong
and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I just took this to prove you wrong.
Dogs are much better, this one is mine.
Cam
And shut up it's glandular actually.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I like it.
Even though I'm not much of a dog person.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# His name is Sam and his brother is hiding somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Aw.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# He looks sweet enough.
Cats rule the planet though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Nuh uh.
Smug shits. They think they're better than us. They're not. They don't even have thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# cheeky pea
its rats all the way baby


trying to animate this to do a little dance, but my skillz are weak
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# It are dancing to
Agent Orange! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Nope,
CSS.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Ooh,
good choice. :D
It was kinda dancing to Thom Yorke, but then the beat changed a bit and it's not really anymore. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :O it fits
perfectly with the Crookers remix of AC/DC's Thunderstruck!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# yay! I've only been able to get it going at super speed
stupid gimp
stupid me
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I did this in CS3 but if you're using GIMP,
set the length of time that each layer is shown for by putting a number followed by ms (milliseconds) in brackets in the layer name. I think that's right, it's been a while since I used the GIMP.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# yes, thats just about what google said, but it seems like the layer names can't be edited
i'm a bit of a doof when it comes to Gimp

I've been wanting to make my rat into a woo yay .gif

she's a very nice little thing, very friendly
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# in the layer-selection box
right-click on the layer and click on Rename
IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hah!
Chris Morris for knighthood
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Aah I missed that.
I feel ashamed now :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Listen, boo hoo about calves, they do that with crabs. I don't see you weeping about crabs
youtube.com/watch?v=ZgKCas5xJ34
part one of that episode
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Oh no I've seen it.
I just forgot. "We wouldn't like a girl to maul a bulldog either."
The technology one was my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# He's too good for that.
He should be made king.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I take it you don't like cats, then?
But thank you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# i love them both
in special ways
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Yes.
Special.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# You are Keith Laird.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# A dog will live with you because it's loyal, and it will treat you as part of its family.
A cat will live with you because you provide it with food, shelter and attention. It usually fucks off out of the house when you're not around, normally to find mangled birds and rodents to leave in your kitchen.

However, cats are generally cuter than dogs, and less high-maintenance (they clean themselves, they eat less, they don't need walking, etc).

Cats v Dogs: discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I did;
cats are shit, dogs are lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Haha :D
This is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# sir trot-a-lot
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Sleipnir?
EDIT: I thought that before checking the file name
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# sleipnir? wassat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# tis a horse not a muel (which i thought was odins mount)
edit: i thought it was a muel, just checked wikipedia, turns out its a horse.
but its what i thought too
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# you win!
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# your horse is broken.
i bet he falls over a lot

great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# nah, he has teh skillz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# how kind
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# This spider
is handicapped.
Think of the spiders, give generously.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# *gives generously
look at it's deformed face and under catering of eyes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# "Eye catering
for all your optical buffet needs.
Are YOUR eyes undernourished?"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Cthulhuhorse
Frightens me.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# He's pondering whether to eat your liver or your spleen first.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ObiWan has really let himself go
In other news, I'M HAVING A FUCKING GREAT WEEKEND!!!
First I was here yesterday:


And now I've just been told my Androgynoel video is front paged on YouTube UK!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

That heals the pain of it being shunned by the newsletter a little I guess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# yay you!
that must have been epic, what was the festival like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# it was fantastic
Lots of fun, with lots of highlights, most notably Har Mar Superstar, Robots in Disguise, Matt Berry, Mathew Holness (as Garth Merenghi), The Charlatans and Polar Bear.

Oh, and the Mighty Boosh were pretty good too.
I've just uploaded some clips here uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sKCmKEFqVgM
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# damn.
And for a moment there I thought you were a grown up, normal person. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# woop!
yay for Happy Toast and his creations.
Where/what is that festival?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# booshfest i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# so the filename would have us believe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# didn't look i just typed booshfest
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# why was i not informed!?
i love the boosh and most of those bands

*weeps gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Excellent :D
I can't wait to see them later in the year.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# so it is!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Aww yay :)
Congratulations Mr Toast!

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# please don't eat me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# that scares the living shit out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# the eyes were real
i just 'shopped in the teef.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I must say that i am enjoying this little series
do go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Spleen!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Continuing last night drunken megathread.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I recently had to drive
from Cheshire to St Austell. I can't begin to tell you how hideous and scary life becomes after you leave the M5.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Last night i had to travel from my bedroom
to my friends house. I cant tell you how hideous and scary scallie are.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# It's ok
I know of scousers. They are mere inconveniences.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I live in manchester and despite the rivalry and differing accents
the lower order of life that exists in both cities is largely the same. If you are set upon by scrotes then i suggest you:
1. Start walking like a gorilla, this suggests that you are 'ard' and minimises a risk or confrontation.
2. If confronted, give them a torrent of abuse.
3. If steps one and 2 dont get you out of a fight, then go in windmilling all guns ablaizing.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I'm from Salford
although I am long gone from there and currently live in Alderley Edge.
I'm an ex Staff NCO with the RA and I'd suggest that if scrotes want to set about me then they might consider the options available to them before my amusement turns to irritation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Ah i used to live in salford, near the cliff.
My amusment once turned to irritation. If i find the pictures of what happened to my face afterward i'll post them for your pleasure.

For now, my belly demands food so i must leave.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Bees?
bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# what will bee will bee
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# haha!
i always think of that when i go to cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I did this some time ago
*goes to find*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Here it is:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ellulite
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I like this
I really do
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# This should be real.
Mmm, lardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*

*barfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Haha woo!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# surely it should be "unlimited edition"
but very good otherwise!
(DrNibdy, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Tasty!
Congrats on the FP.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Well done on the FP!
Justly deserved God, have a belated *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Where can I get magenta food colouring?


We were very very drunk... and it seemed like a good idea at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Up yer mum's cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# is there a picture missing here or is it my computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# yep
Hum yes looked ok in the preview... fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# The thread with a picture missing that went missing
has now turned up on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# happy b3taday! you have no candle by your name though
that compo was a couple of weeks back...
you can look for magneta colouring right here
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i'd say the link was more purple than magenta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# heh
i'll remove it as they've posted a pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# mix jam and vimto.
Ed: Oh, and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# It's not their b3taday!
You only get one of those if you put your hand in your pocket and donate!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I'm sick of donating
then getting banned. I think it's a subscription ploy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Happy now
You guilted me into it
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# he gone did it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8532728
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# For Magenta see my crudely fasioned cock.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# oooh, i had some of that stuff
weird innit, full of delicious Chinese poisons
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Texture-tastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# nice!
*breaks out second -dramatic-o-chord-o-matic-*

DAAAR DEEEEEE DDEEEEEE DEDAAAAAAAR

A thread has been deleted, do not panic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# looks like Jamie Lee Curtis a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# woo
i like to imagine that all the blackness is actually her massive afro
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Annie Lennox?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# not many filters left
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hello you.
I'm doing another of yours right now. I keep getting distracted by wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Marvellous! :D
Which picture? And what sort of wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Chardonnay, some generic, but moreish South African and...


Click for bigger (349KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Delicious :D
and Woo!
I look forward to seeing the finished piece :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I'm gonna take a break and
have a bit of warcraft. These things tend to end up 40+ layers and 400mb in size so I don't want to rush it for the sake of showing b3tans.

Also if you do like the idea of selling these as posters via a web medium I'm all good with that and don't want money, just credit. We can talk about it if you like the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# dad?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# good gravy
the turtle moves!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# oh my giddy aunt
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Rather reminds me
of Malcolm McDowell
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Are you bored, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# sweet cocking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# lessons to the holy bible
revenge is less bloody up norf
(neilix, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# #Turns other cheek
(coz blind and toothless)
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# RPS as it's quiet. How to know when you've had an O'Bedlam infestation in your khazi...

EDIT: For those not in the know, I have a toilet blackboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# How often do you clean it?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# a little less than the toilet
and a bit more than his car ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Which is worrying as I don't drive!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Good.They don't make cars
for genetic freaks. A good looking car should not be spoiled by a glass bubble in the roof so giants can see where they are going. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# taking the lady to the airport this morning we saw about 30 odd 1960s mustangs driving in convoy
wow......
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# oh wow.
That's my other purchase to aspire to before I die. I want a 1965 ( my birth year ) big block Mustang soft top. I've seen a couple but they were dogs and I don't want the pain of restoration.

They were going to the national Mustang car rally at Capel Manor House at Enfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that would be about the right area yeah
damn i wish i could have had a wander round there. The only car i really want, hell, would even consider trying to get a license for, is a '69 mustang. that for me is the peak of sculpture and design. they just got everything right when they made it, looks wise. i know shit all about cars so it might drive like shit but they're so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Do they do that everytime you take her to the airport?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# TOILET SCIBBLES
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Wotcha stranger.
how're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oo wow! I want a toilet blackboard!
I knew someone who just had marker pens in there, and thus writing and drawings all over the walls.
That was a great place to poo.

[Edit] I mean it was a great room in which to poo in a toilet, no that it was great to poo on the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Very easy.
You just need some wood and some black board paint, which costs about three quid for a small tin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# haha there's no exterminator firm in the world that deals with an O'Bedlam infestation
most people have to resort to nuking the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

i think blackboards in toilets are a great idea. i'd love a house with a while room lined with slate and covered in chalk drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I find smelly socks works
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# There is a wipe-clean board on my fridge at uni.
One day I woke up to find that someone had written

'Dear Mike,
Please stop eating my ham.
It is my ham that I bought with my own money.
You should buy your own ham in future.'

At first I thought it was funny but then it made me feel bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# the best note on our fridge last year read
"PLEASE STOP EATING MY CORNED BEEF, IT KEEPS DISAPPEARING AND I'M NOT EATING IT"

what made it stranger was that no one knows who wrote it or remembers writing it. Or indeed ever buying corned beed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I too have a toilet blackboard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Jackie Onasiss says "exploded brain meat is finger lickin' good"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# not big
but certainly clever
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Gnop of the world ..Ma!!!!
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Get outta my khazi!!!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# is that a spong?
(the opposite of gnops)
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# No.
A spong requires oversized cartoon eyeballs and a fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# a lil tribute to Smash..
Photobucket

/bored at work.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I was just looking at that pic!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# you perv!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# TJ!
Yays! Go Hamilton!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hello Stretch.
good day?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Well Hamilton won the British GP by a full minute, so pretty good yeah!:P
Your fine self?

EDIT: By 1.08.557:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah I'm all good thanks.
watching and enjoying the same as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I'll be interesting to see what he's like in five years time.
I felt sorry fo DC though:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah,
he's been one of my favourite drivers for years and deserves a better reputation than I think many people give him. Still one of the most successful drivers in the history of F1.
Shame he could not make a better go of it seeing as the Red Bull was looking so strong this weekend. Rain, of course, screwed them up but I think he'll not suffer in life outside of F1 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I think that it's the British was with F1
We suckfor ten years and then we have the best or the best.
I grew up on F1, put it this way, when teh ol' man did rally his co-pilot was Stirling Moss.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# My Sister is there today.
I'm a bit jealous. But I'm a fair-weather fan these days and would not have liked to stand in the rain.

( Sister was there courtesy of Ducati Corse, who she works for, and therefore it was business ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# #45


does anyone know if sketchup is any good?

oh well.... never mind then....

its not that shit is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# This seems sortof sad
and on that bombshell...laters...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# well spotted
night
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# "leeeeeaviiinng oooonn a jet plaaaaanee!"
'bye for now guys, off to the folks for sunday lunch.
mmmmmm, tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i am trying to book a holiday right now
but its annoying the hell out of me and probably will end up costing a pound of flesh
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I can happily spend a whole night on Expedia
concocting the most lovely holidays but then not clicking "book".
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# *weeps for ending*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# poor guy didn't get there on time :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

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