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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

Very nice

but a bit big?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

cheers

its not that big - no bigger than i normally post :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

i liked it bigger

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

here you go :D

farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2642823259_a529dfc240_o.jpg

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

needs more opinion!

that is nice work.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

hahaha

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Does it spell "twat"?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

pffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Nicely.

I reckon that could look even better with a 3-5px black border if you lopped off some of the side white.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

good idea

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Thats good that.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

LOLcars

that's ace

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

thank ya sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

thass Brill!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

thank you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

I see there's a daughter update

she ok?

*passes iodine*
*manhugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

hehhe

well she's got to go to the hospital in august for more test! in the mean time - more mood swings and rages! :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

oh de-dear

C]:0(

poor yous
Aww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

lots of fun

:o(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Happy Birthday Marc Chagall (1887 - 1985)

Marc Chagall (wikipedia) liked his no-hand paintings.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

pffft....

Shag All

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

What, again?

*ASSumes position*
lol, etc.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

you naughty scamp

ello sir!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

well howdy doody doo oh Mighty one

right, now must work and not play on web
I'm in that dangerous week of the month where I know I've got stuff to do but
could easily leave it till next week.
And then I'm fucked. How's you and the lovely L?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

I am oookaaaaaay

I expect she is secretly looking at b3ta and laffing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

deco lady with cigarette

cfb
more deco! | yet more | still more

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

oh teh sexeh!

and nicely done. *likes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

thats gorgeous

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

very nice

and i do rather like the ute one too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

that one was only decoish by accident

though she lends herself to the style somewhat

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

top notch mate

very 20's movie poster

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

That's lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

cor

thats ace!! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

thanks!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

looks nothing like Deco

/lolfootball blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

Brill

great work

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

...best of all the animals

My site (generally horse free)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

haha

you have smashing ideas. WYH

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

haha

I like!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

hahahahaha!

another little gem.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

makes me think of the very first blackadder episode

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

unexpected lawyer

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

gleeeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

hahahahah

i think this is my fave, probably because of the battle background.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

Oh I do...

like that one

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

needs more paperwork

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

That's special.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

unexpected requested horse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Oh Timmy, you're so licky...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

that actually makes me feel really queasy.....

*stops self from vomiting*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

This

I hate people who kiss their dogs. Bleergh.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

some of us are very lonely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

www.rusianbrides.com

summer sale now on!

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slippery doctore, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

May be an urban myth but I heard there's a bug that lives in a dog's guts that's fatal to humans

'NING teh board!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

even pretty ones?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

Lisa Riley

isn't pretty.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

i just read about pasanonic's computers down there

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thats made me feel sick with envy...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

It makes me feel sick that he plays warcraft on them

such a waste!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

He doesn't have a BBCB

therefore he doesn't win everything.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

I do have

2 amiga A500s, an a1200HD and a B2000, A3000, A4000 0/60 a C64, a Vic 20 2 Spectrum 48a and a spectrum 128. A zx81 with 16k ram pak.

Morning

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

I love the old amigas

i feel like digging one of them out and playing old school games on them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

I had my 4000

on the network for a few years. It's not worth the trouble now.
I just run Cloanto's Amiga forever now and pick from the 2000+ adf images I have when I get nostalgic.

Time to go to work. ( I wish I'd stop agreeing to jobs when I'm pissed ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

i wish i didn't have to to work when i could be pissed

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Pfft.

Norks :(

Ah well, Elite still works for me!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

well...um....I don't quite know what to think about this

Is that BoJo?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

hehe

dogsnog! cute.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

i send you some dvd's if you like this sort of thing

the anteaters in the convent one is particularly good.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Anteaters eh? Anything with a great deal of hot tongue action will be fine.

Thanks.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

so you don't want my lizard porn videos?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

Cold tongue's good too...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

double the fun

very long nose and a 2 foot tongue, also handy grippable ears.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

I love how

the dog's tongue wobbles :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

ning

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)

gi's yer leftover veg, Gordon

it's alright for him, it's not like he's living off Iceland braaahn food 80 sausages for £3

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)

Ningbus

and 'Ning-all

it is sad about the ol' food waste, thing is you can't buy little enough broccoli for 2 people for a week. We throw away more than i'd like to and we THINK about it, fuck knows what the proles chuck out. Something like 1/3 youghurts never get eaten.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

i'm afraid i have to disagree with you

it is very rare for me to bin any food at all, the odd spud might bite the dust occasionally and that ends up on the compost heap. i guess i'm lucky that we tend to eat to stay standing up rather than for the fun of it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

heh, we do try very hard, and it vexes me deeply when we do chuck somehthing out.

I think a lot of the problem is that the supermarkets are set up to deliver the best value to a 5 person family unit, wheras these days they are likely to be selling to more, smaller households.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

and don't be fooled by use by dates

a few days here or there on properly stored food won't kill you. i have a chum who drives me to despair, she only ever buys organic anything and ends up binning half of it if it is an hour over the date, she also has a habit of buying premium brand luxury food, half of which also ends up in the bin, then complains that she is skint.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

I pay no heed to sellbys, if i can't see signs of rot then it's clean.

"organic"'s a fucking con and all, how the fuck are we going to feed the world with that.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

right that's that sorted

b3ta solves yet another world problem, next.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

YES!

*hi5

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

absofuckinglutely

organic food is indeed a con. with food prices rising anyway, and widespread starvation in many parts of the world, it astonishes me that the western world is actively looking for ways to make food more expensive, less environmentally friendly and less efficiently grown.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

potatoes are the main casualty in my kitchen

i just don't cook with them often enough

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

I can't wait to have a garden, it's going to be aaaaall kitchen

any old potatoes i'll just bung in the ground were they will turn into MOARPOTATOES!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

I think it's a good thing,

Raising the profile of food waste, that is.

I was bought up to believe that it was a sacrilege to throw away good food (when all those folk are hungry blah blah blah) - and, despite it being very irritating at the time, I think it's instilled good sense in me.

It's hard to appreciate the true value of food until you haven't got any; anything that can be done to reduce waste must be good.

/serious

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

yeah, for sure, although i think that can set up a guilt complex in some people

Which can confuse the issue further, rather than have it based upon logic.

oooh, we pulled a lurker out with our important discussion! 1st lurkers, next the government!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

PAY ATTENTION LORDS

SouldCooker started the fucking thread, however it IS wonderful that they are now chatting.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

nings LS

also, the stuff that goes off quickest is the stuff that's good for you

so you're more likely to chuck out a nice bit of broccoli than you are to chuck out a ready-made lasagne stuffed full of preservatives and antioxidants (and probably ten tons of salt)

which doesn't encourage the thick to buy fresh things

"Ughhhhh, it's bin in da GROUND! That is so dirty innit. I'm gonna get a pizza"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

This is also true

I'd tax the living fuck out of ready meals, overloaded with salt, fat and sugar, awful. They teach total dependence and encourage ignorance.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

which is exactly why they aren't taxed to fuck

governments like dependent ignorant people

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

*passes Conspiro brand foil-hat

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

NO!! the foil hats don't protect you from aliens

you need a magnet!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

watch out for your commodore tapes

(80's childhood computer disaster)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

I dunno if I've got a commodore tape drive

I think I've got one of those new fangled floppy drives

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

then you are safe

enjoy your glorious megabyte and 44/100ths

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

weren't they 512 Kb?

*checks* many different sizes:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy_disk
Christ I remember when a megabyte was huge. then laughed at a 10 Mb hdd when I had about 100Mb...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

Wait until they find out where McDonald's hamburgers come from

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

if you look from above

you see goatse

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)

pfft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

you do

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

haha om nyom nyom

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)

awww, there's a little old guy who wanders up and down oxford street who does that every day...

nicely, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)

er...

maybe you wasted your time on this

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)

Once again

all the worlds problems are OUR fault.

If Gordon wants my rancid potatoes I chucked away yesterday, he can have them.

I'd rather not get ill thank you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:06, archived)

you can make bubble & squeak out of them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

or use them as ammo

www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Potato-Gun

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

eeeuuurrrggghhh....

*bokes*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

but did you notice

that he has a pixel hand? that's the question..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

Apols to all

...for the poor quality of that pic, BTW...it was only a quick thought, and I was too lazy to make it pretty. I know it's shite shopping, and I'm sorry :-)

EDIT: as opposed to the *far too long* I spent on the polar bear thing down below, which everyone ignored :-s

ED2: The source was mostly this; the hands were the wrong size, and the arms at a weird angle, and, well...quick and dirty.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

that's just the way of b3ta

and it's a none to shoddy thread down there either. just wait till you get a complete fail posted directly after one of your epic works of art, then you'll truly understand dejection.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

yes that is just sad

Your GI DJ is still a good pic...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

don't apologise!

it was smashing and started an interesting chat

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

hun, you're date is here!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)

sexy

i'm tempted to put a wikihow about teenage dating here, but if i keep spamming them people will hate me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)

that scene kid one made me feel old

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

never fear!

www.wikihow.com/Grow-Old-Without-Feeling-Old

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)

hurrah

*buys slippers*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)

YES

*tamps pipe*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Would!

TJ! I just noticed that Subways are doing a chicken and reggae reggae sauce sub!:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

TJ TJ! You of course need to follow this guide, because ordering food is really hard

www.wikihow.com/Order-a-Subway-Sandwich

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)

i hate you all..

stop TJing me :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)

sorry

www.wikihow.com/survive-a-threadjack

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)

i'm not falling for that :L

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

bugga you obviously read this

www.wikihow.com/not-fall-for-a-horseroll

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)

"sandwich artist"

WTF?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)

~~sandwich~~ piss

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

It's OK

I've changed it to 'spotty youth'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

Thats just a lot of common sense

That guide could be applied to almost any shop.

"Decide what you want before you get to the front of the line..."
"Be politre to the staff..."
"Don't order whilst talking on your phone..." (a personal bug bear of mine)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)

common sense or not,

who's the idiot who needs this guide?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)

I don't see the need for a how to on ordering food

how are the retards that need that sort of guide going to read it in the first place?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)

well how did you? :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

hahaha I suppose I asked for that didn't I?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)

i just asked myself,

what would k3b/-\b reply on this msg? :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)

and what was your answer?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)

well. my brain works on windows..

so every time i ask myself a simple question i get a blue screen and my brain re-sets. that's what happened..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)

I can't help but feel this is bait but I can't help myself

windows is shit
/predictable linux user response

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)

*get's eaten by a shark*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

don't they take orders by phone?

they oughta bring themselves right up to date

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)

People who talk on the phone whilst talking to shop staff should be summarily executed

ESPECIALLY handsfree, nothing is THAT important that it can't wait, you don't need to run everything by whoever the fuck it is you're talking to, you're not that important.

I was in a car dealership last time i saw this happened. They jacked up the price on a wankers vw bug for him, i lolled.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

Step1) Be to fucking lazy to make a sandwich.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)

^this

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)

alas there isn't one for too, to and two so this will have to do...

www.wikihow.com/Spell

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

www.wikihow.com/smartarse

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)

nope I've read this

www.wikihow.com/not-fall-for-a-horseroll

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)

I vote we kill it, cook it and eat it.

but not necessarily in that order

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)

oh, i almost forgot i made a pic :(

fucking TJ's

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:50, archived)

maybe you should read this

www.wikihow.com/who-to-blame-for-threadjacks

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)

I just learned how to spam

www.wikihow.com/k3b/-\b

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

hahahahah

Last one then:
www.wikihow.com/Be-Annoying

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)

Being too annoying can lead to pain.

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

7th July

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)

ooo pretty

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)

Can she make Pizzas?

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)

Fat pizza pizzas

they're big and they're cheesy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:55, archived)

excellent stuff!

'nings to all

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)

fantastic

as always :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)

What a lovely thing to see first thing on a Monday

thank you so much

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)

cor

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)

wow

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

Birds of the World

Australia: Cassowary

_{New Zealand}

(

struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)

what is this lava ground?

it must hurt it's feet!

Woo.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)

Probably why it's moving so fast

Woo to image :3

(

Jonnee generic comment, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 6:59, archived)

Yay! A Scalextric Track chasing...

an Ooomegoolie bird!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 6:58, archived)

It'll probably be the Moorhen for the UK

at a guess (if you get that far across the world with 'em)...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:01, archived)

the cassowary would go well in an aussie image challenge *hint hint*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)

www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-Queen
www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Unique-Scene-Kid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)

lol

you gonna stick them here all day?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)

nah I'm compiling a list that I'll put on my profile

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:38, archived)

So would Bert Newton (aka Bertie Beetle)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)

haha wunderbar

pity it's not a dung beetle....or is that for eddie mcguire?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:56, archived)

This is gold!

Aussie content gets a click!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)

great stuff

most splendid

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

haha

MEEP MEEP!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

Paul Mullen of yourcodenameis:milo and The Automatic

CFB.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)

Lovely colours.

Really nice lines too, part of which I guess came from working at a larger size and reducing.
This came out really well kk :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

Thank you.

:]
It's probably one of my favorites to date.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)

oh nice

I came here to threadjack with this link:
www.wikihow.com/Be-Emo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahah

'Emos are usually very emotional and opinionated. Make sure you have your own opinions and don't "copy" others. If you do not do this, some may accuse you of posing.'

I love articles like this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)

It makes me want to make up a whole bunch of opinions of my own right now.

...

...

Got any ideas, spares...?

[/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)

Hahahahahah

No, I never learned how to think for myself.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

the first one that I posted on here was this

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Discreet-Bowel-Movement-at-Your-New-Boyfriend's-House

I actually bother to look for stupid ones from time to time. they're not hard to find...
edit: sorry shorty, could resist:
www.wikihow.com/Kiss-Somebody-who-is-a-Different-Height

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

that's got to be the most stupid thing ever written.

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

aw I dunno

www.wikihow.com/Hide-a-Bad-Grade/Report-Card-from-Your-Parents

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)

i found this to be helpful.

www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female

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d d, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:40, archived)

i found it kinky

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:43, archived)

The ladies room certainly has a beautiful view

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:00, archived)

0_o

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:08, archived)

"do not slit your wrists" :D :D

gonna try and edit the "not" out of that sentence...

edit: can't edit it.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

www.wikihow.com/Vomit-Politely

www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Bikini-Area-Completely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

I used their 'cut your own hair' entry.

Saves me about £40 every couple of months. You have no idea how expensive it is for even a short back and sides here.
Actually, you probably do as I mentioned £40 in the first sentence.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jul 2008, 6:54, archived)

hehehe

some of the articles are useful but some...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)

WOO

night all.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

'nite

Have a shockingly poor Jeremy Pacman

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)

for a moment i thought it read

Paul Merton

and i got excited.

Luckily i don't know who this fella is so i can happily go to sleep.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)

I hope that's an Audix Mic...

otherwise he's singing into an Audi!

(

Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)

apropos of nothing

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

Furtive Bear sez:

"If you lot wont stop driving those polution spouting cars at least subsidise the cost of buying all these home haircutting kits we need. Its fucking boiling at the north pole!"

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)

Caption competition?

I thought it might turn into one of those

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Hi! I'm Ed Winchester. And I'd like to take a moment of your time to talk to you about the love of our Lord Jesus Christ..."

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

You've been chatting to God on links?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

well i have now thanks

repents

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

Ive been chatting to god

ever since i was diagnosed with cancer.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

oh thats right

wander around chatting and infecting the rest of us

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

No I gave you

epilepsy, fancy having a fit?

*FITS*

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

*throws in washing*

*chokes on a sock*

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)

*Loses bladder control*

*Soaks On Cock*

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

but just as long as i can take a moment of yours to gouge one of your eyes out and skullfuck you. It will just as much fun for you as it is for me to listen to you

(barandis, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

you don't seem to be feeling any love.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

I was offering some love.

Right there. You saw me

(barandis, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

Hey pasa,

who's this?
img421.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lunaportbig8xd.jpg

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

random girl

from Deviant art I think. It was a long time ago.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

Oh, thought it was

Mrs Nonic.

See
www.b3ta.com/board/8534067
For Details

What on earth do you crunch? Do you have cape kanavral in your back garden? 8 GIG!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)

haha.

She's hardly ever home apart from weekends. She still insists on working and is in London Mon-Fri. But you are welcome to take a pop.

bring protection. Like the army or something. ( My wife is similar looking, I have a thing for Latino types and that was the reason for the painting above )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

Id fight you

just so I could say I did. :D

Good stuff on your profile.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

i have a smallholding with many hens

if we could borrow your large cock for a few days me and mrs winthorpe would be ever so grateful

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

LOL

visualised huge army type turning up on winthorpes doorstep.
"Im here to fuck your chickens"

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)

yeah

"cheers army type, you broke ALL my chickens"

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

On that bombshell

im gonna call it a night.
So long and thanks for all the cancer.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

night

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

I crunch

SETI data on BOINC.
Cape Canaveral? Don't be silly. I just have my small optics out back.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

QAPLA!

Today IS a good day to Stargaze

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

Ahh SETI

You'll know what my username's all about then...

(

Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 5:53, archived)

raping very small infants...

dirty cunt

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)

are you coming on to me?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

my name is jacob dyer...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)

...and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)

just went to check out this on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8D8Wih6Qgs

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

haha quality

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

it's still downloading for me

accursed speed cap :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

i'm only allowed on the internet after my lad has finished playing x box live

otherwise it's "duh lag, god, dad, moan, moan"

bloody kids

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

My name is Danny Dyer

Im a movie hardman cockney type, i once bought a 2pac record from Vinyl Exchange but it was stolen off me as soon as i stepped outside by some mancunian lads many years younger than me.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

So be it...Jedi

(barandis, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

YES!

(

Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

If everyone in China F5'd at the same time

the resulting interquake would be felt in Angola.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

FUN F5 FACT:

'Refreshing' the page does not make the text any crisper. A more correct term is 'Reloading' the page.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

FUN F5 FACT No. 2:

Alt + F4. It's the new F5.

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Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)

*ctrl+scrolls*

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)

wow. that was a fun fact.

(

d d, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

I AM FUNNY

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

FUNNY PECULIAR OR FUNNY HAHA?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

YES

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boolean_logic

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

DOCTOR DYSLEXIA: DID NOT HAVE HEART ATTACKS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

um. i guess i didn't.

i just ran away from internet stew.

(

d d, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

"TOTALLY NOT DEAD FROM A HEART ATTACK, THAT'S ME"

-doctor dyslexia

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

WELL ASS IN HAT.

(

d d, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)

FUN F5 FACT 2:

"refreshing" the page does not seem to make any difference after 1:30am

edit: dammit

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

When ive been staring at b3ta

for as long as i have today. I develop a lump under my right eyelid. Is that my brain telling me to go bed?

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's cancer.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

yeh i'm pretty sure it's cancer

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

i think it's cancer as well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

Yup, cancer

(

Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

sounds like cancer to me

(

Ratsta, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

yeh it's confirmed....cancer

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

sad but I think he's a goner with cancer

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

he's riddled with it

*shakes head*

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

How long have I got?

and can i see your credentials, or possibly get an 8th opinion?

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

if you're female you can see my credentials for free

if you're male you have to pay by the hour.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

Pays

Sees.
Demands Refund.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Erm, It's cancer.

And worse still, it terminal, with a splash of AIDS added.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Good Aids?

*Stares hopefully*

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

It's just not your day Mr P3L3...

*Shakes head sadly*

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

*SOBS*

ANGER: "Im taking you all with me!"
DENIAL "Your Wrong! Your just fucking WRONG"
ACCEPTANCE: "Im gonna leave it all to you in my will"

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

quick you dropped these

3: bargaining
4: depression

then you can accept

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

I already bargained

"Good Aids?"

and I already tried to commit suicide:

"Ties rope to..."

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

good good

straight to acceptance then, do not pas GO etc

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

Excellent.

*May be a graduate of the Shipman Internship program*

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

*Ties rope to light fitting.*

*kicks chair out from underneath self.*

*bangs head on pc desk because he forgot to put noose around neck*

BROOKS WAS HERE

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

/talk's the way to go

it's still going strong at this time, starts to die down at about 4 though.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

i thought they were all hobrible on talk

well thats what "they" say

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)

We're all lovely

Except for the horrible ones, they're horrible.

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

F5 FUN FACT NUMBER 3:

F5 IS HALF WAY BETWEEN F4 AND F6

WOW!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

F5 Funfact 4

F5 is 4 F's shitter than F1.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)

HELP

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

Hi, Im that annoying fucking paperclip from

office. What can i get in the way of you doing today?

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

hey it seems that you are trying to post on b3ta

maybe you have cancer

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

Press Ctrl and F4

To Self Terminate.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

F5 FUN FACT NUMBER 5:

F5 IS ALIVE!
INPUT!
INPUT!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

Shopped images only.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

But he's so cuddly!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

he looks like he's just done a putin his nappy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

i'm ricin like mad here :P

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

Your

polonium my leg.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

This reminds me of my

spiderman pyjamas i had when i was young about 5. I kept them for far to long, i think my mum was a bit worried about me for wairing them.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

Kids pyjamas are so awesome

I wish I could get them big enough for me now.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

this was a full spiderman outfit

and i think i still had them when i was nearly 10.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

did I mention that my mum would happily tailor clothes for any female

that could possibly take me off her hands?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

HEY HEY INTERNET, LET'S ALL F5

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

F5's

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

I think the internet would blow up

if every web browser in the world was [f5]'ed simultaneously. It WOULD be a cool experiment tho.

I want to have an international [f5] event

edit: dude, I like totally blew by the b3ta.com/board/8534057 thread before posting this. I feel so dirty for ranting on about a subject that is so totally '45 minutes ago'.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

*points and laughs*

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

NEWMAN!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

Ye GODS

I cant stand that program.

Its so fucking.......american!

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

Birds of the World

New Zealand: Takahe

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Swift little bugger!

*leads a bit more than usual*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

Very well done sir.

you seem to be aware of all the proprietaries.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

What'd you call me?

Oh. Yes.

Thank you.

(

struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

this is a bit to good

go away and think about what you have done ;)

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

: )

Aw, shucks!

(

struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

neep neep

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

Umm...

Can anyone tell me what the fuck Roadrunner actually is?

(

Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

A roadrunner is kind of bird.

I once saw one being chased by praire dogs, in AZ.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

I meant what kind of bird

(

Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

cuckoo

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

are you cereal

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

Cuckoo.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

Roadrunner's on first,

Coyote's on second, Acme Anvil is on third...

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 4:03, archived)

class

we got no roadrunners though. closest we got is feral sheep

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

the next season is gonna ROCK!!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

doctor NECK.

(

d d, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

was a rush job

couldn't get that bit right

/my excuse and I'm sticking to it

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

that is one hell of a neck

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

not as awesome as this one

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

oh my!

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

The two shittest shows on TV have combined to create AN EVEN SHITTER SHOW!

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

i beg to differ.

doctor who kicks several varieties of arse.

plus, i find jeremy clarkson amusing on an ironic level.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

Yes and yes

(

Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

No and yes

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

haha. You have developed partial idiocy.

No doubt Dr Who is the biggest waste if the licence fee to date but top gear makes up for that by being the best thing on TV ever.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

my mate said

(so it may not be true) that there is an 8 year waiting list to get in the audience of top gear

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Not if your mate gets you put on the Reserve List!

NEXT SEASON, HERE I COME.

:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

ooh you lucky bastard :)

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

I know :D

Lucky also because it gives me a great chance to go and flirt it up with the one and only James May... hehe!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Isnt he

Gay?

Thought him and that wine drinking gadgie were bum-chums?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

Hahaha! Oz Clark?!

Nooo waaaaay.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

You sound awfully sure.

Are you a topgear groupie?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

I'm not, no... *sighs*

James May just doesn't give off the gay vibe...plus Wiki says he has a girlfriend.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

i dont know

if i had to shag one of the top gear team, itd be may. I reckon im 2% gay.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

Isn't Everyone a tiny bit gay?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

Well im definately

a lesbian.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

Well I can drive a car even slower than James May

And I have a ridiculously bad haircut.
I'm sure I can work on the accent...how bout it huny?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

Interesting chat up tactic.

Unfortunately May seems to be a quaint exception to many, many rules.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

he is the sort of guy who likes to go antiquing in the morning

and travel 60 miles to the only pub that sells the 'ale' he likes in the afternoon.

Ace.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

I travel that for the pub I like!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

REEEEEEE

SPECT

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

A vicar described me as quirky...

that has to be similar...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

that reminds me

what does heretic mean?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heretic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Ahhhh

I told him i beleive in the godfather but not god.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

That's rich coming from someone who believes in magic.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

what's worse was he said it to my mum

then an academic called me "unrefined" :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

That's not true

as I've been twice and get ticket applications at least once a series.
I want them to put my Nissan round the track. They are not biting yet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

this is a crazy guy i know featured on top gear

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZZ7IXugno

it's my boss who cuts down the wall

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Hahahah

You know that guy?

He really was weird. Did his wife really leave him coz of his car fetish?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

nope

never been any female interest, the show made that bit up

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

heheh, he reminded me of somebody

I knew a guy called andy who had 100's of cats and dogs. His house stank of shit but he was always the first to get all the latest games. He used to peer over his fence to give us dodgy copies. He was another guy who was so passionate about his hobby that he'd forsake EVERYTHING to stay at the forefront. Respect to obsessive weirdo's

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

Well Robert "mad Bob" as we know him

still rings our work at least three times a week for a sort of free counselling session, it always ends up with him saying "well that's it really" followed by a pause and then "click"

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

Ho Ho

Tell him that he has a following on b3ta.
I'm sure we'd all like to meet him.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Oooh lets all leave shitty comments for the kitchen retard

go on please, i host his website and he owes me money

(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

No way

You have to respect the guys sticking to his guns. His wife however....

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

well he is devoted enough to live in an ivor williams trailer

alledgedly

(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

haha

"this guy is a retard" and such?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

well you met him!

how would you decribe him? fundamentaly challenged?

(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

don't get into fundaments with me young man

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

well that's it really.........................

*hangs up*

(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

well if the last caller wants to get back in touch, there are people waiting to take your call

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

I enjoy Dr Who, actually.

Although at times it does just seem like a game of Mornington Crescent.
They just babble on in made up science talk, pull a few levers and such and the problem goes away...

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

they nicked that from Star Trek

...and Andromeda, Farscape etc.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

Even though Doctor Who has been around since 1963?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)

he's dissing Top Gear...

GET 'IM!!!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

Gets

Im

I would have thought that your typical b3tan would be anti-topgear. How interesting.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

I'm definitely not typical b3tan.

I'm very much a football fan, I'm a petrol head and I'm ex army, no nonsense. But then I'm also an electronics geek and computer nerd. My wife has often said it's odd that so much geek can fit into so much 'man's man'.

I said "fuck off, I'm playing Warcraft"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

you had me at hello

that was a joke by the way, i sound a bit gay there don't I, not that there is anything wrong with being gay! well there is but that's not what i meant, erm

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

haha. Don't worry

there are a few b3tan's that fancy me, both male and female. I have no idea why, but you know b3tans.
( might be the naked picture ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

warcraft

...
...
*shakes head*
no helping you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

who needs help?

I have my media centre.

Click for bigger (399KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Bah, tis but a baby

compared to the awesome power that is my rig.
2x widescreen monitors 19" for photoshop 42" for movies/Games. 1x dual core pc with 400gig hd space, 2 gig memory and a graphics card nasa always want to borrow. 1x XBOX360 1xNintendo Wii, 1xPSP, 1x Graphics table.... I could go on.

*my penis is also large.*

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

1.2 gigawatts!!!

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

haha. Ok. You made me do it.

My main rig. Quad core Phenom 8Gb ram, 1Tb storage, 2 HD3870 crossfire cards ( SLI ) 2 32" WS Samsung monitors. Wacom intuous 3 A4 special.

My media rig Dual core 5200 black edition 8Gb ram, 1Tb storage, Hd 3850 card, 52" Toshiba Regza ( used to be her TV room but I have encroached )

My workhorse rig for crunching, downloading and video authoring, Dual core 3800 4gb ram, 3Tb ( raid 5 )2 X1959XT cards sli, 28" LCD and 2 21" LG studioworks cad monitors ( crt )

No consoles because I think they are for children and my child is happy to be using a PC aged 7. I do have a couple of laptops and she has a Powerbook. Plus I have an awesome XDA pocket PC that has been doing all and more than the iphone for 3 years.

I'll not talk about the cars as that would be crass. Funnily enough I have large cock too ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

*WEEPS!*

Can i live in your house?

And screw your wife while your out in your cars?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

This is very much

how i view myself.

I like a pint, I like a fight, I like the footie, I like fucking but most of all I like making flash animations and counterstrike.

Made me lol that: "Fuck off, im playing Warcraft"

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

ARGH

*runs back to /talk/*

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

To hell with you sir!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)

if this is true I'd start watching it again

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Isn't that the guy off Top Gear and Brainiac?

I love Brainiac. I think it's hotsed by Vic Reeves now, which makes it even better. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

No point saving this for the dayshift

I've been working on it since 11am. Another Walrus Man sketch, bastardised by me. I must get it out now or I'll have nightmares.

Click for bigger (352KB)

click thumb for mahoosive.

previously:

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

the squidfannytoblerone!

woo!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

don't you go

having operations without keeping me in the loop. I shall need loopage to not fret about you.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

i'm not having it for a fortnight

in hull, of all places.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

haha.

Sent to Hull, the irony. Well I'll need updates and possibly a phone number so I can whisper sweet ~~death threats~~ chirrupings in your ear.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

i've got a pre-op consultation in macclesfield on tuesday

they're giving me a very short list of things i can eat and drink until the op.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

Special K two bowls a day?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

i wish

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

I hope one of the things

is cock. It better be cock!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

i REALLY wish!

it goes something like this:
water
fruit teas
black tea/coffee, no sugar
sugar-free jelly
bovril

aaaaaaaannnd that's about it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

bastards.

They should prescribe you cock. I bet you'd get it on Bupa ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

i'm on bupa!

it's a bupa hospital! even if you go private, you still can't get cock on tap.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

Shall I sort out

a black market prescription? ( I have access to some nice fat cock, just keep it on the QT ).

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

well

as long as it doesn't interfere with my morphine

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

pah!

They even have you on cheap drugs. I'll sort a baggy out ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

yay!

i'm off to get a bit of kip before the brother-in-law phones me to take my nephew to the hospital.
g'night!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

i fucking adore these

good works

this seems a good time to go to bed.
night

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

nighty night

blimey, it's 1 o'clock, i'd better be off too

(

charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

night night

sweet prince.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

Ciao Bella.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

'Night!

I'm really off now.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

I'll never tire of this creative collaboration.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

Wowee, these are fantastic.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

goodness me

that's pure win

(

charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Woah

Photoshop is your bitch
and picasso is one of her best customers.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

haha. That sounds dangerously like

a compliment. I only get the crayons out. Walrus Man is the creative genius.
As a totally pathetic name-dropping non-fact though, I did refurbish Paloma Lopez Cambil's house in Cheyne Walk, Chelsea. ( Picasso's daughter ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

Pfft.

Thats nothing. My mentally retarded mate jay works for picfords and removed peter schmeichels furnature when he pissed off to denmark.

and yes it was indeed a compliment.
I present you with a woo.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

Thank you.

I deejayed in a marquee at Gordon Strachan's house in Wilmslow when he left United and went off to Leeds *spit*.
I can go on all night ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

I got a drink thrown over me

by the old tracy barlow. (The fat one, shes a goth in real life)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

collaboration ftw!

this be good, well worth every single hour spent on it :o)

'ning
'night

(

doph no time like the precedent, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

I like your ghetto colouring of these.

Woo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

doodles

before

goodnight

(

connor, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

I'd like to see him get in a lift.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

i like this.

(

d d, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

how the fuck does he wipe his nose?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

with a tissue!

(

charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

on a stick?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

with large amounts of upper body strength

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

wanking muscle?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

is there other muscles?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

yes.

pint-pulling and fag-lighting muscles, not to mention turtle evacuation muscles.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

On the end of his arm I should think. I don't believe costumes noses need wiping.

Unless I shit on the end. Cops hate firemen.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

shit on it, man!

i want to see wiping!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

I had a piss today, as I oft do, and I thought I'd include a little fart to liven up a dull afternoon. Only, shock horror, I had to spin as said fart turned out far more solid than I had anticipated. Furthermore I read OK!.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

I would shit on a lion.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

i would be far more worried about reading ok!

than about the solidity of supposed farts.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

what about

"HELLO!!!"

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

just as bad.

any magazine that has "in-depth interviews" with either the beckhams or katie price and peter andre is fit for nothing more than a doctor's waiting room in the chavvier parts of town.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

fireman hates cops more

I'll just go and get my brother........

wait there.......he is a fire man btw

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

A fire

man?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

where?

man

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

Helicopter.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

plain duh!

plain

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

Failmove. Checkmate.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

darnation!!!111!!??

twister then?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

I demand a hellish game of Kerplunk.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

KERPLUNK!

shirley you jest sir?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

I NEVER JEST.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

oh go on then

you first

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

*plunks*

Fuck.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

silly

did you put the straws in? ay? ay? did ya? ay?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

Terrible!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

Mule team.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

GO TEAM MULE!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

Retort.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

crucible

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

I should make him the "greeter" at Fucking Shitty Magnet Co Land.

And he could double as the gatebar. AAAYTTB and nite.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

AT THE GATEBAR, GATEBAR, GATEBAR

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

HER NAME WAS LOL, AH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

too bad hes already head of greets at Euro Shitty Magnet World

they have a new ride there. its a flume made of sandpaper.

(

connor, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

Arses. Season's half over and all I've got is a rancid panda suit left.

Sawdust and blood everywhere! Or does one collect it
all at the end of the day for the sausage concession?

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

YO, YO, WE GOT COASTERS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

YO YO I'M A COWBOY

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

YO YO I'M NOT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

This makes me happy and afraid

I am happy and afraid. And gassy. But that's nothing to do with your pic.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

how much to ride the nose of no return mister?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

Awwww

tastic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Ta to the lads on Bucket Of Bad for the ideas

twas only a quicky..

(

Jorvic, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

angular nun is angular

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

sexy nun is sexy

handwritten comment is written in poo

also, I sleepy, nn tiem

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

G'night dm

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

dm?

you are penfold
aicmfp

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

damn my having to sifle through b3tards and wade the through the mindpiss

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

heheheh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

dm?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

D:DD

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

My maths tells me that your net response to this was

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

4:36

3:DD
2:DD
1:DD
D:DD
____
D+10:4DD+36

Naturally my maths is shit

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

what's maths?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

Something the government invented to keep people slightly more uniform

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

a prison for numbers

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

No that's calculators

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

i always wondered why the solar panels have those little bars in

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

Yeah that's because they're not allowed out to exercise.

They photosynthesise instead.

Also: I'm off now, g'night all!
Good luck to Smash's sister :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

night

do you reckon if we had two less fingers we'd have developed a base 8 counting system?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

We have developed a base 8 counting system, haven't we?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

we have a base 10 counting system

though the celts operated on a base 12 system

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

And then there's imperial

in Base Lolwut

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

which is the technichal name i believe

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

yes!

although, didn't the babylonians or somesuch use base-12 or something like that?

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

ah, celts

i was close...

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

i'm think of yan tan tetra which used the base as the number of digits on the four fingers of one hand

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

that's the shepherds' one, right?

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

yup

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

On the planet of the Dave Allen people they celebrated their 950th anniversary recently.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

nights :D

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

g'night!

i'll be up all night waiting for news!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

'Night sir, have a nice plump sleep!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

sexy nun is sexy

and nunnish

EDIT: pissage!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Yeah but

www.b3ta.com/board/8533794

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Pointy nun is OH MY GOD MY FUCKING EYE!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

heheh

she is indeed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

gotta love sexy nuns

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

that's a low cut dress for a nun

sexy though

(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

nuns are people to you know

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

definately sexy, though more from the leg than the low cut?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

This is great.

In other news a transit van has been combusted at the end of my drive ( nothing to see by the time I realised pictures might be an idea ) and I've been holding the wife back from firemen and policemen. ( for their safety ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

Haha

burnt out vans make ace photos though,, so tomorrow please do.. there was one down bottom of our lane, but they moved it before I could be arsed to get down there to photophy it..

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Jorvic, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

blimey... bloody hooligans

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

Yoursen.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

NAY, SIRE,

THINE MOTHER!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

I yelled at some nuns yesterday

They all decided to cross the road in one big line. Thirty of them. Busy road.

At least the ones that heard me looked guilty.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

this was better in my head

but i had to get it out :(

(Acemandoo, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

I have to have MGS 4 :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

get smash brothers instead

the storyline doesn't take five years of your life to unfold

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

It's ok, I'm a grown up.

/does actually love smash brothers.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

it's quality

vastly improved

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

go old school, like me

/been playing super mario 3 all weekend

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

i finally got to play it today

but i had to stop :( now i need more! its pretty nifty really

(Acemandoo, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

I think it'd be a waste untill I finish GTA IV.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

me too :o(

but it'll cost ridulous money to get it, being as i've not got a ps3. and getting a ps3 means getting an lcd hd telly, i believe those are the rules

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

pfft!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

elbow face!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

Bah!

Its mercan propaganda.

COD4 ftw.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

have a chopper to complete the win:

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

I took out my extensions today, so...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

What?

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Jonnee generic comment, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

Tracks or wefts or whatever

are these like...pieces of hair sewn onto tracks that are used as extensions.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

ah wefts!

i read it as NeAs :s
however, it still made me smile :)

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

Hahahah

Sorry about my writing. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

don't worry

mine's worse!

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

is that a baguette in your

arse or are you just glad to see me?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

what makes you think they're mutually exclusive?

also, apologies for shitty drawing skills as well as shitty handwriting

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

I actually really like this.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Oh, thanks.

It's only just a doodle, but ta. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

my housemate sits petting her extentions when i'm trying to watch TV

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Petting them?

That's...weird.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

WTF

twirler?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

But petting sounds like...

she keeps them in her lap and just pets them like a cat or summat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

she does...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

WTF...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

she's probably the coolest person i know

photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v71/243/102/61101638/n61101638_33307426_91.jpg

here she is with her pets
photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v195/56/77/61100349/n61100349_36300942_7003.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Phwoar!

Look at all that hair!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

it all hers to

because she bought it... :D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

She seems awesome by sight, at the very least! :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

i used to have the biggest crush on her too....

best accent ever too, really thick geordie brouge :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

I can see why!

And yes, that is pretty awesome.
*jealouses*
You have a very cool friend.
I have no cool friends D:

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

she appears to be dunking her hair into her tea

give me a chocolate digestive any day :s

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Is that Fern Cotton post psychological breakdown?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

oh stop it you'll inflame my loins again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

IMAGE CONTAIN FLOATING DISEMBODIED HEAD

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

IMAGE CONTAIN FLOATING DISEMBODIED HEAD

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

Why is it that no-one mentions

disemheaded bodies?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

people don't usually draw those

due to wrongness

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

SSSHHhhh

they'll hear you

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

same reason people say throat cut instead of jugulated

jugulated is an awesome word. as is defenestration.

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arrangedletters, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

ah, the defenestration of prague

the only bit of history i know
apart from the great fire of london happening on my birthday

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

i think you should give the cat an extra long furry tail

that'd be amazing

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

weasltracks?

bzzt bzzt cool floating starburst mother!!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Hahahah

thanks. I like how she floats about.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

bzzzzzzzttt

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

Is your name really Athena?

I'd heard it before and thought it was just a nickname or something. That's pretty intsense. In a good way.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

Yepp.

Hahahah, thanks. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

That's really quite cool.

Is Mofaha's real name Zeus?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Yes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Then what's evil_twin's?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Who summons me?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

I like totally need you to throw some thunderbolts dud.

kthnxbi

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

hahaha

cats lol erm what?

(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahahahahah!!!

Did you really do that?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

Noooo.

I was nice about it and threw them out.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

Aww :[

That'd have been funny :D
My sister once put a crisp packet on the cat's face.
I was laughing too hard to take it off, Moocher was walking backwards in a circle not knowing how to take it off herself.

I miss her :/

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

heheh

have you been watching the cramp twins, by any chance?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

No.

But I have heard of them.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

It's ace. Watch it.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

one uses his mum's hair

to make underarm wigs, which he glues onto his sleeping brother.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

I take it Wayne was doing the gluing?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

no, lucien.

wayne got his own back, though. he glued them to lucien's eyebrows and made him look like an owl.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Hahah

WHY IS WAYNE BLUE!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

HE IS COLD

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

ALL OF THE TIME

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

YES.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

I don't know why that made me giggle

but it did.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

it's because cats are amazing :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Even when they look like something from Alien.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

'Mum'?

You've been cavorting with those damned Brits again haven't you!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

OMG UR SO RANDOM!!! XD

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

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