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# First attempt at one of these

Any ideas for making it better?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Give it breasts
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Thought that was
only for squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Well, you thought wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Hurrah!
I feel dirty now.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is also good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# more breasts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Well if you're wiling to pay a fiver
You can get Human Descent's tutorials from him site.
WOrth every penny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# sif pay money for information
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Sith take whatever they want
don'tcherknow
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# perhaps tone down the green a little,
and 'feather' in the neck a little more, using lesser opacity.

mind you, I'm a techno-numpty, but that's grand :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# A vigorous and rough sexing from behing
job nicely done,
here's my first go at an animash
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Give it legs of steel
(trickyric, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# There seems to be a very severe cut off between the neck of it and the duck
rather than blended so it looks as though it stems from the neck.

Take a look here: www.humandescent.com/gallery.php?&count=20
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hmmm
I'll try for a better one a bit later then.
Ta for the help, everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I like it
It's hard to blend a mallard's head to it's body as they look a bit shopped in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# the credit crunch
has hit the housing market hardest...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# She could breast feed a Créche.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I'm not saying they're big.
But I think one actually is classed as a black run!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Typical sexist comment.
*tut tut*


agreed, you don't get many of those to a pound, kilo, stone, yay nOOrks, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# she needs a pearl necklace that I would happily provide for her
What's the reserve price turdy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Good Lord!
Susanna Reid is my tv milf of choice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# breasts
yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *fwaps*
Nice breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Get out the leather brassiere
and round those puppies up. Yow!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Breasts, yes.
But look at her face.....eeech. That would really put you off your....stride.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Face?
I never noticed one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Bagpuss


Damien Hirst (1991)
(Cat Fur Head, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# OMG YOU POSTED THAT THEN DELETED IT AND THEN POSTED IT AGAIN YOU HAVE RUINED MY WEEKEND AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY
I always wanted my own bagpuss :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# OH NOES A THREAD DELETER!! THEY ARE ALWAYS RUINING WEEK ENDS
GET HIM!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# THis will chear you up. Maddy's turned up. She was on the cover of a book the whole time!


Actualy book cover.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# That is truly odd
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# start the countdown to the tabloid expose
and an apology from the publisher
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# "Judy Westwater postponed release of the book until after
Mady went missing and there was a massive media hype so as to profit off of the back of it"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# LDD?
Are you shagging Judy?
Or hiding Maddy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# isn't it a long haired boy?
I can never tell the difference these days, oh well they all taste the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# smell of fish and taste like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Well, what's the answer then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 42
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I'm not buying a whole book for that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# it's so much more than that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# come to think of it
I have bought a whole book about that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# where is everyone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oh, I've locked them in my basement.

No worries
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# well let one of the female ones out
so I can "talk" to her
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Oh that answer.
The answer is home.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# or if you follow piled higher and deeper the answer is
&pi/2
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# INTERNETS: I CONFESS!! I AM MADDY MCGANN!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Ah! The oft forgotten McGann sister :)
Damn Paul and Joe getting all the attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# professor yaffle in the background?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# bill with still and some mash
next to an old guy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# the old blokes sucide assisted bill cosby administering whisky will be painless
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Nippon reporter:
tintin-manga
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# that really suits snowy
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# you could compo this
have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# FLYING RAPTORS

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7502739.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Instalols
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# 12th July - My Lucky Blue Picnic
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Thats gotta be...
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hi mr horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *phew*
i just talked my way out of £80 of bank charges.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hahah ace, how?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# because paypal fucked up and charged me three times for something but instantly refunded all of them
but even though it refunded it still triggered an "overdrawn" event on their computers. stupid fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I got a fucking 35 pound charge once
for an unpaid direct debit. I had 5p too little in my account to pay it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i've had those
"mr sellick,
we are writing to imform you that you are 35p overdrawn, please pay us ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
lots of love lloyds
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# It's amazingly easy isnt it :)
Most of the time if you just call them up they say, well as a gesture of good will....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# i used up my good will in january :)
this was a bitterly fought victory
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Clearly Natwest are a softer touch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# you in your lucky blue coat?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# a famous blue raincoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Woo!
He always looks so pleased with himself. :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Our new baby looks just like me.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# omigodkillitwithbicycles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
IT IS EVIL! KILL IT WITH FLAMING SPORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# FP material if ever I saw!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Fucking hell
That is the stuff of nightmares.

Kill it with crockery shards
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Bottle-feed it!
'cause if it tastes blood we're doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I made a wallpaper

Click for 1920x1080 wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I don't normally go for the artsy stuff on here.
But I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Shut up Gonzo
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Bukakke smurfette

I like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# that's a lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# slightly woo.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# wow
well done Gonzo.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# so cute


and tastes great barbequed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# aww!
if only all deer were like that

*fetches axe*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I would like to see an animation of a herd of these skipping over some rolling hills.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Iranian Deathstar pics leaked


(trickyric, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# four smoke trails: real!
ZOMG WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
moar smoketrails: realerer!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
that's the most real thing i've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ahahahaahahahahahahaha *breathe* ahahahahaahah
I liked your first version but that made me LOL :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Looks a bit like Laputa, Castle In The Sky
I like the clouds
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# oh hahaha
it is, but it has smoke trails instead a massive fan

/nods
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Nice clouds Ghibli
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# shhh
they'll never know if you don't tell them!
(trickyric, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# PLEASE EVERYONE IGNORE MY COMMENTS

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# most people do anyway
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hello
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# OH GOD!
WHAT SHOULD I DO, SOMEONE IS SPEAKING TO ME.

/lays an egg of fear
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Nuke him
Its the only way to be sure
(trickyric, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# HEY INTERNET: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# WHY?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# SHUT UP!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# speak back
and empty your undies, they're starting to smell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hello Gmos
you well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Fine mate, really good, how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Good to hear!
I'm fine as well. Working at the moment, as I was a bit too lazy/tired during the last week to finish up.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but I think this is so amazingly indiotic that it almost warrants a thread of its own.
I'm all for large businesses accomodating and employing people with disabilities but there should be be logical limits.
The whichever dickhead running my local Sainsburys though, 'You! You can run the customer services desk by yourself. Yes you, the deaf mute.'

EDIT: I'm also pissed off as I've been so busy it's now 11:17 and I haven't had my boilled egg and soldiers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ah but you could have read this:
www.wikihow.com/Learn-Sign-Language
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I actually have been pissing off the people at Subway wuth this one


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# reminds me of Independence Day, for some reason.
but it's my 5th b3taday in 4 days! and with only 34 messages to go, I'll average exactly 1000 messages a year!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# cor
also, our user ids are very close
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You joined 8 days earlier than me...
I should really post more...some people get 5000 in a week...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i thought I was doing well this week
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# There are a lot of ^ this and that and hahaha quotes today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I believe it's more the quality that counts


that's me fucked then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# heheheh
WE'RE DOOMED
WHY AM I LAUGHING??
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Because it's SEXY DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# witchy - witch-witch :D all made with fonts!


Click for bigger (67KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# that am supersnazzy
'ning sir! howdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# howdy do mrs
not seen you in ages! :D hows it going!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I am not bad!
Have just got back from 10-day buddhist meditation thingo.
however, i think i was too bored to achieve enlightenment.
how's you? what's been hapening while i was gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# wow
that sounds cool - but i'd have thought you'd be more into tantric sex :D

not much happening really - i've got a shit load of baby giant african land snails to get rid of - know anyone who wants about 50 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ClanSoul with boobs?
Woo! :D
'Ning sir :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# pffft
ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# not bad thanks
you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'm good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# GODDAMNIT SAM, I SAID I'D KILL THEM JUST STOP BArking at me and i'LL DO IT OK.
when i need a reminder just leave a note on the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you make me scared
in a good way! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ship arriving too late to save a heap of text.
don't mind me, i'm disappearing. these look fun, i saw some while i lurked last week.

gnight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# gnight sir!
yeah they are fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# nite pb
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ~ºoº~
edit: newt? ---<¬¬º> Or humpbackrat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# that looks
like a plane or possibly a goatse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Bat. Flatowl?
A shocked bat, perhaps having just seen goats.cx. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Your are far too clever :)
Woo! & 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# WOO
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# this is amazing, you should do more.
'ning board
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# thank you :)
more here - rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/gallery/#typography
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# DTH is my favourite
he looks so distinguished like that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Howdo
I like these, although this one is a bit too 'fuzzy' for my taste.

Anyway, carry on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# cheers sir
the bigger version is better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# fabulous!
my cat and elephant are jealous that i never gave them that level of detail
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Spacey is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *cuddles up to you*
morning grandma!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# cor
they are ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)
# This has just saved me alot of time....
www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post198151

And with that,
I am off to dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)
# I do hope that is serious!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Very much so.
/is still waiting for wife:I
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)
# geez, must be going upmarket....the local takeaway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Don't go...!
I have done a Smily Elephant hat!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i see what you've done there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# fucking zombie elephant. fucker's snorting otter brain.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# this is why i don't bother wearing clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# i'm starting to think people here are inventing cartoons.
i was going to draw invader zim as drawn by bil keane after he had a stroke and then went on a meth bender but to hell with that plan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?


(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# He won't like it here...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 'ning. I'm not feeling myself today
(yartek branched the timeline on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)
# I WILL REPLY TO THIS PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:18, archived)
# WHAT A GOOD IDEA!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)
# I KEEP THEM IN A DRAW AT MY OFFICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)
# I KEEP MY LOVE POTATOS IN MY DRAWERS!!
...unfortunately :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)
# IT WAS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)
# I HAVE ALL THE GOOD IDEAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)
# NO I STOLE SOME!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)
# AND I HAVE ONE!
* Fires up MSPaint...

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER THIS MORNING?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# DAMN MICROSOFT SOFTWARE DAMN THE BASTARDS TO AN ICY HELL!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# IT IS NOT SHOUTING
I AM JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT /BOARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# IT IS THE GAYSHIFT AND WE SPEAK WITH PASSION!!!
AND WE ARE IN AUSTRALIA WE HAVE TO TALK SO YOU CAN HEAR US
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)
# OH I SEE...

* Do you never sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# I AM THE DANGEROUS AND MIGHTY KEBAB I NEED NO SLEEP
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
#

^ cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# THEY WERE THE BAD ONES
I KEEP THEM IN AN OBVIOUS PLACE AS A DECOY
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# YOU ROTTER...

* Searches a little deeper into SPN's draws..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO HOW DO I GET THE LIGHTBULB BACK OUT AGAIN??!?!?!?!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# YOU HAVE TO SMASH IT WITH HAMMERS FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)
# AH GOOD!! NOW WHAT DO I DO WITH LEMMIWINKS THE GERBIL ???????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:26, archived)
# SAUTAY IT FOR 12 MINUTES WITH A LITTLE GARLIC AND BUTTER
THROW IN SOME SAGE JUST BEFORE REMOVING FROM HEAT.

SEASON WITH SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM
NOW WHAT DO I DO WITH THE CRYING LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD LEMMIWINKS AS A PET?????????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# ANAL
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)
# That had us thinking there for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# SERVING SUGGESTION: BBQ
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# AAAAAH OF COURSE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I HAVE REPLIED TO YOUR REPLY
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
# ^ would - wouldn't ^

N I N G B O A R D !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)
# why did he knight you?
can't say i'd do either of them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)
# * Because he felt that i was the best person on the board yesterday
and he likes being called a Ginger Tosser!

* This post may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)
# THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AFTER I WENT TO BED
AND YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Shopped or not she still looks shopped, even when shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)
# NO TITS FAKE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# if that sidewalk were a force of good it would swallow her alive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Yes, the earth is cruel to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# let's decalre war on earth!
wate, we seem to have done that already....

what are you doing awake? it's late!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Yes it is 2am
You are up early?

Fighting with some C code that should have
been finished by someone else already.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# c code: sea code: seek ode.
up late, was sanding some wood. and no, not a sex reference, all you durty-mindeds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# This is excellent !
But very scary :(
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ^that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i'm feeling myself. and i look better than these cadaverous drones.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# This is pants
I've no idea why I did it; I'm pissed


EDIT:         ^the above^ Has no reflection on the fine post by coobeastie , below. I'd edit the text, if I was able.

It jerks and even has a bit of heli on the wrong end. Oh fuck it;
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:49, archived)
# heh, you are the drunks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:54, archived)
# When all this was fields
See, back in my day, you got drunk, you crawled home, you slept it off.

Now, you have to video-cast it on youspace...and be 'pwn3d' for life, whatever that means.

Apols, anyway. You know when you have an idea? When you're a bit...under the influence...and then...you start it...and it takes ages, of course...and then you post it...and then you wake up and realise you were such a complete cock?

That.

Good morning me, you're a cock.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:58, archived)
# i don't drink much alcohol, partly because it generally makes people (more) stupid.
and i used to be a barman. and, both parents were addicts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:03, archived)
# That's quite a set of reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# ALSO IT MAKES YOU FUCKING FAT AND STINKY AND ABORTS CHRISTIAN BABBIES FOR MILES AROUND AND SCARES ALIENS.
FUCKING FUCK ALCOHOL UP ITS FUCKING POOPHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Wonder what happens
if I ignore myself?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# you see the board as normal and can reply to people, start threads and so on
but when the page reloads, you can't see your posts and other people's replies to them. You can then just un-ignore yourself as normal.
/experimental FACT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Cripes,
is there nothing in this world that hasn't bindun?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# No one has shoved a cucumber up my arse
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)
# Really!?
You haven't lived! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)
# it's depressing isn't it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)
# they just told you it wasn't a cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pwned, pwn3d, powned, pwnt and other spelling variants
are equivalent to owned. Which usually means totally dominated. For life just means no one forgets. For example: SockCooker gets drunk and ends up peeing himself whilst trying to shag a very overweight lady in the belly button. I, being sensible, have recorded this on video. and subsequently post this hilarity for all to see on the internet. That humiliation pwns you and seeing as no-one will forget it it will be for life. Normally people don't record themselves doing this and post it on myspace/youtube. If they do record it they place it on youporn and ask you to rate their cock.
This has been a public service announcement by:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)
# You promised...
...you'd burn that tape
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# as soon as the cheque arrives.
you know the deal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:30, archived)
# The usual - 3rd cubicle from the left?
Used notes?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# yep
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:34, archived)
# She was just
big boned

some girls are bigger than others
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)
# there's big boned and then theres 40stone blubber
I actually like what may be termed large. But my limit would be sortof Dawn French proportions.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)
# It was dark
and she wore a flatteringly striped miniskirt
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)
# well I have to admit. I would too, I've got nothing else
*runs off to the crying corner*
*evicts hexy from crying corner*
*crys*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I've never been to bed with an ugly woman
but I've woken up with quite a few

      Macc Lads
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:14, archived)
# :(
I've never been to bed with an ugly woman

it's the fact that all the arseholes I know have that I find really depressing. I think I'll go draw some tentacle rape pictures...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Stick with cakes
Far more reliable

I have to go now; it's 7:30 in your motherland;

Cheers; it's been, err...fair dinkum cobber.

Nite
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)
# see ya mate, avagoodun.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Jolly good
Toodle pip
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:32, archived)
# you might wanna remove coobeastie's tag
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Ooh, good point, buggery, that's complicated
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)
# you should have done it before you put budgie in there
helpful advice after the fact is an oxymoron isn't it
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)
# Well, I've commented.
In spite of myself, I'm pleased with 'ont des rapports sexuels avec mes chaussettes'
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)
# what does it say?
im not nearly cultured enough to have studied a language
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Very roughly;
Eat (suck) my dick...
...WTF are we doing on b3ta
...have sex with my socks

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)
# ah ok the answers
hold on while I get my glasses
cybering
just a moment I haven't finished with your nob.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)
# \p/
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:10, archived)
# \b/dX
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)
# ;o;
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:15, archived)
# take the inches! 8==D (;)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# %-(
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)
# very very very sorry
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:10, archived)
# dis donc, d00d.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:15, archived)
# ALSO
Decor
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)
# DECOR IS VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT.
HELLO. I HAVE BLACKBERRIES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:07, archived)
# HELLO. I DO NOT HAVE BLACKBERRIES.
ARE THEY DECOROUS BLACKBERRIES?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:11, archived)
# THEY ARE DELICIOUS. AND BLACK.
I PICKED OODLES OF THEM. MAYBE 6-8 POUNDS. WILD - AS WILD AS THE WIND.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I LIKE SHOUTING TOO.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:19, archived)
# I KIND OF PREFER SCREAMING BUT IT DOES DEPEND ON MY MOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:25, archived)
# I PREFER WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE IS SHOUTING
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:39, archived)
# i prefer it when other people cease to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:55, archived)
# you did that entire thing
just for the fin gag?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:18, archived)
# yes
yes i did.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Good man
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)
# well in that case "For tireless dedication, to an awful joke" I award this medal


BTW: I can't read French...is there another joke in that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:43, archived)
# translation
JAWS
(translated into French)

Where is the shark?

I thought I saw it over there.

No, that was a dolphin.

Look, there it is!

"Fin"

A film by coobeastie

(babelfish, of course)


And now the co-codamol is kicking in, its time to sleep.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)
# GOODNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:08, archived)
# bye
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# C'est trés woo!
Vous-avez une clique
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:36, archived)
# MUST. COMPLETE. OKAMI. 5AM. IN. MORNING. SO. TIRED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:58, archived)
# And credits roll. 30 hours of gameplay. Now I think bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:13, archived)
# FOR MORE GAYMEPLAY, NO DOUBT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:15, archived)
# honk!

some silliness (instead of nudity).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)
# THESE AREN'T THE BOOBS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)
# here, i found you some bewbs.
not safe for work. not at all. not even a little. got it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:59, archived)
# I really should know better
than to click your links :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)
# that wasn't that bad, was it?
we've all seen more frightening things.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:02, archived)
# nup
is it you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
# nope.
this is me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:11, archived)
# PWHOAR A/L SWEETY??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Yeah
like my mirror :( (although not in that particular pose...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)
# damn you had me all worked up there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:14, archived)
# NO THAT'S NO GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:03, archived)
# NO GOOD AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:03, archived)
# just push your face in there and try and grab the gumdrop with your teeth.
it's clove flavoured! mmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:06, archived)
# No
Portupotty?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:59, archived)
# SCAT!
there'll be no shit dragged through this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:01, archived)
# mwhahahahah
www.ohnoipoopedmypantiesyouwillhavetospankmedaddy.com.de
nsfw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:09, archived)
# some of the related video clips are even worse!
those germans, so disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:16, archived)
# it really does look like fullgrain mustard when you see it at lower resolution.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)
# yes, it's so deliciously sexy!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:44, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:08, archived)
# it's nice to be nice to the nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)
# haha nice
I want portugal now
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:09, archived)
# snaggletooth is all yours.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)
# that's harsh, just cause 1 tooth is slightly missplaced.
the rest of her seems fairly sexy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:15, archived)
# i demand perfection from my slaves.
otherwise they're not worth throwing into the volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Are they port-able?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:39, archived)
# port-entially
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)
# yes.
and by that, i mean "no".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:48, archived)
# IS IT NOT OPPOSITE DAY???????????????????????????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:49, archived)
# "yes".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:11, archived)
#


Click for monitor rape (117KB)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:19, archived)
# I'm SOOOOOOOO DRUUUUUUNK, BET4
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)
# what the hell? what?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# .
Photobucket
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)
# didn't you go to sleep hours ago? haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)
# MY BOSS. MY BOSS. MY BOSS.
I NEED TO GO TO BED AND STOP PLAYING OKAMI.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)
# MY BOSS MY BOSS MY BOSS. MY LOVELY LADY BOSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)
# ^this
made me lol
in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:12, archived)
# hmm..
i'm as confused as a baby in a titty bar. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)
# this post was made entirely from the skins of dead jim morrisons.
that's why it smelled so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:05, archived)

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