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DUMBO

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

i was watching a program earlier where some elephants were digging salt out of mud.

that was all it was. elephants digging salt out of mud and eating it and trumpeting. it was entertainment.

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

AND THEY NEVER FUCKING FORGET SALT!

Night b3ta! The time has come for me to sleep!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

THAT IS AWESOME

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

was it midsummer murders?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

YES

how the fuck does a tiny village have enough people in it to be murdered every day

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

sounds like quality entertainment too

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)

some giant asshole of an elephant even came and ruffled shit up and bullied everyone

and the other elephants were like *trumpet* but he trumpeted louder

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)

"I got the salt and I got the trumpet, bitches" is perhaps what he was conveying :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

Hurrah!

Rhubarb & Custard stylee FTW!

oh and have a woo!

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

He's pretty high for an elephant!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

hahah

DUMBO MUTHERFUCKERS

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

Woah

B3taMash

WOO for you and
a YAY for you

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)

Trumpety trump!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

pulsating elephant is pulsating

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)

DUMBO

YAY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)

You can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay, but you never, NEVER call me Dumbo

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)

flap flop flup floop fwop fup

(go his ears)
Yay!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

thåt's how elephånts måsturbåte.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)

look... just have this

Click for bigger (159KB)

I insist....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

RADIOACTIVE MONOCHROME SALAMI OF DOOM

ftw

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

ahh

this is what the doom of earth will look like

/alien invasion blog

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

Nice

balls.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN ME EVERYTHING

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

Fine.

*takes it*

*slams door*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

*haves*

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Ooooh

Orby!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

It was 1977

We were sitting on the grass at the park. I had just taken a hit of blotter acid. The frisbee sad in the grass. Another pipe load was in order.

For some reason your picture has brought me back to a moment in time I would love to visit again.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:51, archived)

i håd it ålreådy. give me something else.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)

my first ALL BY MYSELF comic

yeah, well its not very good, but i don't rlly have photoshop, or watever

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

OH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

*sniffs*

Anyone else smell troll?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

not even a troll could accomplish this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

Oh dude, did I tell you

the fucking weirdest thing, after I made that pic of Mila Kunis, I posted it on a couple of fan message boards. On Friday I got an email from her!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

*explodes*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

I really hope this is a

piss take response....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

It better be or else I'm gonna wield my INGORHAMMER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

Why?

This is actually the third time something like this has happened. It's definitely worth posting to fan message boards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

So what was the original pic?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

It's on my news feed

here
Oops, link fixed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

Actually

the funny thing is she said she hates that pic, but she liked the style of it. She wants to send a couple of other pics from a photoshoot for me to work from.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

She wants to come to your place

SO YOU CAN PHOTOGRAPH HER IN THE NUDDY!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8577924

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

Fame!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

hah! your sneaky link almost made me subscribe to your news feed!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

THE FIRST TEN MINUTES ARE FREE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

yeah and then you end up trapped in a boat, scrubbing the poop deck

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

ALRIGHT SEXY?

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

Hahahah

hell yeah :) How's you?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

all right down one side.

THE SEXY SIDE.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

he's really enjoying his boat action!

as am I!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

Which one was Mila?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

hahaha, you broke Ttssattsr

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

NO HE DEEHHHHHHNNNNDDDDDDDDDHHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

it's funny because she left a message on my answering machine about it the other day

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

FUCK EVERYITNG.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

Sign Into Steam

You Pervert.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

Ttssatsr has just logged into css

i think he has some aggression to unleash after that. Lol

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

You better tell him

Mila's gonna send me some photos she had done for a GQ photoshoot. They ended up not using them because they were too graphic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

TOO GRAPHIC

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

OOH THEY'VE JUST ARRIVED

OH BOY THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING GRAPHIC RIGHT THERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

You may of course

email them to me!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

^ HERE HERE

he's really pissed off coz he has started a pic of her himself and now he cant post it becuase everyone will be like: "Haha you want her to email you. Tts Loves Mila! Tts Loves Mila!"

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Hahahaha

ON UR BORD, FUCKN UP UR ARTT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

LOL

XD
He's got it bad.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

IS SHE

IN A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT?!!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Is it as graphic as this?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

one of my personal faves :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

LOL!

ACTUAL, GENUINE, BONA FIDE LOL!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

haha, prove it with instruments of science

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

I'm sold.

Night all! *runs*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

G'night :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

'nIGHT!

/caps lock

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

LOL

I love the baseball bat/machete combo

(Unedit Eddie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)

He said and I quote:

OH FUCK OFF

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

interesting fact

that mila girl is in the strokes video "the end has no end"

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connor, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

Yeah

she did mention that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

OH.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Ha. :)

Practice can help with the rest.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Good show.

If it's software you're after, try Paint.net. It's free and rather more powerful than MSPaint.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

Dude

a crayon is more powerful than MSPaint

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

DUDE SHUT UP, DUDE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

ON UR NTRNET

NOT SHTTNG UP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

TEA MOTHERFUCKERFUCKER

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

now that,

is awesome.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

7 degrees

of awesome! motherfucker!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)

I like this almost as much as the comments it provoked.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Tea Motherfucker

Makes me want tea.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

OH DUDE NO DUDE

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

The crayon is mightier than the machete.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

a bazooka full of crayons, now that's a fucking waxy mist of shit in a bucket

(I don't know where I'm going with this)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

brah

aint none of us all up in here know whatchall goin wit anything

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

well, fo, fo shit, yo

O_o?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

i dunno...

I kinda like the gimp

edit: oo-err, www.gimp.org

(Freeman163, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:30, archived)

thanks

this will help

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

I prefer mspaint

to paint.net

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

Well done.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

if it didn't take 2 minutes to start up on my pc i might like it more

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

but paint.NET has layers

also more than 3 undos

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

layers are for wimps!

i use graphicsgale anyway.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

Ooh, that's a new one on me.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

what the hell is this

is this designed entirely for making sprites

SPRITES.

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

yep, or anything else that's pixely

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

Welcome learner

I see you have made your first mistake earlier and have learned from it. Next you need to get some decent software and get shopping. Your on the right track.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

your

gay

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

That's the spirit!

Also, it doesn't have to be brilliantly executed anyway. Just keep it original and under 50KB and everyone will be happy.

*hugs*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

Welcome to b3ta.com :-)

Consider your cherry popped. Now go get the GIMP and a wacom tablet and have fun :)

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

^This too.

I don't have photoshop, so I downloaded GIMP from www.gimp.org

It's very good (although it's the only pictorial image manipulation software application program I've tried, so I have nothing to compare it to. Apart from MS Paint).

I'm also interested in Inkscape. Does anyone recommend this?

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

I like inkscape.

its fun to play with.
good for vector type shizzle too.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

Inkscape's lovely.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

Could you perhaps

write me a 750-word review? In the next 19 minutes?

_{Thank you both.}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

I can,

so long as all of those words are 'midgets', bar a few more select words to make it qualify as a review.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

I acquired CS3 "master" from torrent yesterday.

It's purdy :) I used it to make this:
randomain.com/b3ta/spunter.gif

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

Nice to see the most powerful image manipulation software

being put to good use :D

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)

Whoa back!

I thought I made it clear: I'M JUST A BEGINNER! I CANNOT ACHIEVE THIS LEVEL OF MASTERY YET!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

PRACTICE MOTHERFUCKER!

DO YOU SQUEAK IT!?

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

Ooo-er!

Frequently.

*flutters lashes*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Its the joke that matters

and i smiled. :)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

It's the little things.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

Don't ask Cunting for Agatha for help

whatever you do

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

9, 10, 11, 12.

welcome to b3tå.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)

this is what i did today.

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sooperdave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

Awwwww.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

Wouldnt this make street signs more lovable?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

yes!

:D

SuperDave, please put these on the signs in my town. Or send me some so I can do it. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

I concur!

I just need to find a step ladder.

My real ladder left home when I was 3....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

I keep meaning to watch your train video!

I think I shall now....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

Hahahah

you should. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

I just did and I enjoyed it muchly!

Much better than your terrible art ;) Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

Hahahahah

thank you! x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

i can send you some if you like

ive got loads of them.

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sooperdave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

If you post the pdf/whatever people can make their own.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

true,

mine have sticky backs though.
here they are if you like monster head

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sooperdave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

Printer and a prit stick'll do me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

I'D STICK THEM TO MY NIPPLES AND THEN WAGGLE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

vandalism, huh

*submits as evidence*

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

go on then.

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sooperdave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

do you have a full pic of that monster thing?

or was it made just to be a stickerface

:(

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

it only has a face at the moment im afraid

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sooperdave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

THATS NOT FUNNY MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY D:

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

LOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Thats not funny!

My mother is called My brother died that way!

And she died!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

When my brother was four

a man who did the Punch and Judy show at the village fête tried to put him into the back of his van.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

I saw this story round christmas time on the telly.

Lost interest after the flying car got involved.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Adults reading childrens books? At least read some fucking Philip Ridley or Roald Dahl then you cunts!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Pics of your brother or it didnt happen

....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

n00dz*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

Afraid I didn't take any photos at the time.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

Did he look like a puppet?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

He had facepaint on . . .

I was only young at the time too, but I remember the police kept coming round to the house after and sitting with my mum whilst she cried. A lot.

My brother was fine though.

I have odd childhood memories.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

probably not as odd as your brother's childhood memories ....

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

Puppets remember nothing

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

That is not the way to do it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

A child catching net is obviously required.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

We're on it right now, I'm told.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

HOODLUM!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Excellent!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

I Love You!

I was looking on your website earlier and I loved your Isn't she lovely :)

*kisses hard*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

That's against some laws.

Some polices will catch you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Theres somebody around withington

who does similar things to these on Parcel stickers. Im currently putting the feelers out to find out who becuase they are woo.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Somebody should award you a prize.

For tis worthy.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Punk!

No respect for authority, safety or public property.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

Disgusting!

YOU STUCK YOUR CHEWING GUM ON A SIGN?!

Oh, I see now.
Berry noice.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

you held hands with a strange green man?

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

this act of terrorism make a happy sign

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

Have you made any backgrounds?

I think you should :)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

any backgrounds of this

or any background of anything ever?

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sooperdave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

Ever, my background is currently blue

as it can't find the picture i was using. And your stuff makes me happy.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

good stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)

DUGGADUGGA TANK KITTY. BRUM BRUM.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

BAMF

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

TANK KITTY IS A TANK.

AND A KITTY!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

Hello Tanky!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

bgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbg BANG BANG bngbnbnbngbgbgbhbhbgbbggbgbgb

etc

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

IS THE CURRENT NOISE BEING EMITTED FROM MY PC. RESTART. BERB.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

eep, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

could you try using hybrid capitals for a bit

it's where you ONLY USE CAPITAL LETTERS SOMETIMES

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

THIS IS MADNESS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

Don't do that,

it makes me read it in the voice of William Shatner, with his pausing and volume inadequacies.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

that.... would be using, full stops and...

bizarre commas all, thrown in... where they don't belong.

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

OH GOD! That was brilliant.

Did you have to do the voice when writing that?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

I'd like to see John Culshaw try that with just text.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

duggadugga!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Have you made anymore bloopy blobs yet?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

there's one down there v

if that's what you mean

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

Well look at that,

it's some Great.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Send out the harvesters!

We gotta get this Great to the refinery!

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

You need to create a game

based upon this.
Anyone remember TANX on the amiga? Woo game!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

yes, it was good,

can't remember how it compares to worms

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

Worms beat it

(well i only played the pc version of worms many moons later but at the time TANX was ace for shareware, i seem to remember it won awards and whatnot)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

Baby Kangaroos are fired from inside.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

And lava.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Lava that bounces.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

Can it explode bats?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

TETMEWO!

The Iron Cat

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

DING-DING-CLACK-ITY-CLACK-WOOOO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

TRUNDLE TRUNDLE

ALSO: Helps please, I'm trying to track down an online game (Flash I think). It's a team game... you fire projectiles across a very primitively drawn landscape. There's a bouncing bomb, a very heavy bomb, a projectile that bursts into 3 warheads in the air. The whole thing is very basic to look at but it was loads of fun.
Just so you know... I love horses.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

I can't help you

but if you find that game please tell me so I can LAUGH AT YOU WHILE I'M PLAYING REAL VIDEO GAMES A HA HA HA

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

PLZ TELL ME WHAT IS A REAL VIDEO GAMES

OH THATS RIGHT YOU DO NOT KNOW BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PUPPET HEAD AND A MONKEY BUTT ALSO: HAHA YOU SMELL OF LIQUORICE AND TIZER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

FFF

FUCK YOU MUGATU

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

LOL LOL

YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK WHEN A MANS HAS HIS HAND UP IN YOUR MONKEY BUTT TO WORK YOUR PUPPET HEAD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

thissun?

www.onemorelevel.com/games/tanks.html

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

Nah

it was MUCH more primitive than that. The terrain was just a wavy line. You just signed on an got assigned randomly to a battle. There were no tanks or anything... all you could do was just move a little way and shoot each turn.
I appreciate you looking. I really wish I could remember where I found it, it was loads of fun.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

no idea then

tell me if you find it!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

scorched earth? not flash

edit; actually there will be a flash version somewhere, but it's based on that.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

^This

Sometimes just called "scorch" I think.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:10, archived)

that is a fine kitty.

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sooperdave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

WHERE DOES HE BREATH FROM!?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

HE BREATHES CARCASSES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

ME TOO

WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOME TIME

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

THEN WE CAN'T CYBER. DON'T BE A FAG.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

*I RUB CREAM INTO MY THIGHS AS I MOAN SOFTLY*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

*I AM NERVOUS AND I ASK YOU TO LEAVE*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

he's helping gojiro defeåt her enemies.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)

I done these on my wall, next to my bed, in a way that I can keep adding people. They're all listening to the first girl's music, though.

ALSO

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

That is a very thin necked guitar!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

I knooow.

But the way I put them onto the wall means I get a few mistakes like that.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

You're getting much better with body shapes and proportions!

Keep it up!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

's'ok ;)

But, I hope she is playing some Ben Gibbard, Frank Turner, or English Folk!

I Love the dancing couple!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Dude.

Of course she is. :D

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

I just noticed how big her feet are too :D

Woo though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

I think it's perspective.

But then again not quite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

they look good to me

but graffiti is a cryme

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

Don't worry

it's only on my bedroom wall. So I shan't get in trouble. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

Negative graffiti ftw

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

In that case, I recant my statement.

How long are her legs then?

;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

Hahahah

Shush! I don't know.

;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

drawing on the wall's a sign of insanity you know

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

Is it really?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

could be

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Hahahah

sweet. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

In my household

drawing on the walls would be a sign that the imminent future would hold a serious paddling for someone!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

DANCING MIDGETS

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Well...

i didn't have room to make them lifesized. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

get a job hippies!

(also woo)

(bitchman contains mild peril, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Yay hippies!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Are you currently

incarcerated? I'll send you some stamps to trade for crack.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Incarcerated?

Do my bedroom walls look like a prison?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

TBH

Yes, They dont do woodchip in Prisons.

While researching Womens Prisons I came across this.
Prisoner Cell Block Zhang?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

woodchip?

Wuh?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

Awful wallpaper for gyppos

Never mind. Woo Illustrations. Ronnie wood has taught you well.

*Cat years*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

Ooooh.

Hahah. I just realized my wall looks gray there, but it's actually blueish.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

don't waste your time

those stamps will be straight up his nose

(bitchman contains mild peril, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

If you mean me

I'm a she.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

a she on the internet!

unpossible!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

I think they move when you're not looking.

There they go! Oh, you missed it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

Hahahah

Damn!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

wall porn?

is the second guy from the right rocking a chubby?

(bitchman contains mild peril, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

Wall porn?

No.

I don't know what you mean by rocking a chubby.

EDIT: No. No he's not.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

THE FIRST GIRLS MUSIC IS DERIVATIVE. BECAUSE SHE JUST COPIED ME, AND I'M SHIT TO BEGIN WITH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE COPIED YOU?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

WIRES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

OH.

Oh, yeah, I just remembered. ClanSoulFaceThing wanted me to ask you if you knew where...uh...Face had got to, because him and Caewan were worried.
Or something.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Her lappy died and she's on holiday in Greece at the moment.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

Okay.

I will try to remember that.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

I'll let her know people are worried. She'll lol at you all.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

I don't even know her too much.

But ClanThing told me to ask because he can't for some reason. I think he was going to cut his fingers off or something.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

I think he should.

VOTE: Y

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

Pffftahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

THAT'S NOT VOTING. VOTE BETTER. OH GOSH.

DRAW ME ON YOUR WALL. I WANT TO BE SITTING ON A DRUM AND PLAYING GAMEBOY. ALSO DRAW ASH KETCHUM GETTING THEM ALL POKEMONES IN HES BALS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

Sitting on a drum?

Alreet.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

you sparked up a memory in my mind but i can't lock onto it

IS IT DYLAN MORAN

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

Yes! GOOD MEMORYING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

the french people!

picking up yesterday's croissant crumbs with their sweaty feet and making love instead of eating. I remember.

I should remember it, really, because I watched it like last week or something.

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

The pair at the end aren't . . .

Nice drawings.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

Yeah they are.

:]

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

Yay

Hippy teim!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

Hippies.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

we have discovered the ipod drawings at lascaux.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)

Eye Ham

(resistanceisfutile, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

I am sofucking retard no actual comedy act?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

I think

that was supposed to be a reply to fonebone10 :)

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

bollocks

that makes me the tard, too tired

(resistanceisfutile, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

haha, what?

oh

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

wiitardodd?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

Wii-tar-Dodd?

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

lols.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Yes, yes you are....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

I MEATSLAB COUCHES, KING WIITAR. SHOCKED MAN I CAN'T IDENTIFY.

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

nice to meet you

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

did i tell you i meatslab couches?

it's what i do

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

"Welcome to Meatslab-Couches Newtown"

"Please Drive Carefully"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

la-aaame.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

but

where are the Diddy Men?

(bitchman contains mild peril, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

Working down the Jam Butty mines of Knotty Ash

They don't get Sundays off.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

is it cheese?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)

Looks like England is sleeping,

So I reckon it's that time.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

IT IS? SWEET.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

Clearly being a Londoner permits us to be present

in all shifts!

LONDONERS DO NOT SLEEP!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AND TANNED.

THE STRONG AND PALE PEOPLE NEED NO SLEEPS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

I slept once, woke up all tiredy! never again, man!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

HedonismBot Says:

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You made the shift key say gay :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

*inhales deeply*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Woo

And I now realise that it's an anagram of 'Shit Fag'

Nearly.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

Shity Fag?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

fishy tag

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

hasty fig

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

Say fight!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

BOATS, MOTHERFUCKERS

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

BASTE OR FUCK THERMOS

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

hahahahahaha

hahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

A BUTCHER SMOKES FART

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

Everybody Dance Now!

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

Super

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

PRIVATE PANTS PARTY TIME!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

I WANT HER NUMBER

Give it to me!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Looks like about 40 to me

Maybe a 38

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

eh?

I hope your not refer to her age!
She looks hotter than microwaved cheese!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Also:

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

*saunters along eyeing the selection*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

it's not sleeping, it's dead.

/angering the parents of toddlers blog.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)

One Jive Turkey As Ordered

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

FINGERING TIME!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

*counts...*

WUN. TOO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

ahh, too many numbers, man, messing with my head!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

You could at least buy me a drink first.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

is he flipping me the bird?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

It was to settle once and for all the

claim put forth by ttssattsr that turkeys are not anti-social evil looking little bastards. He demanded I illustrate my point and that was the result. I think i argued my case well.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

too

big

(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

You dont like it?

Move to the 90's when I had dialup and gave a shit.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

never play stinkfinger with a monotreme.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

OK, this is pretty funny

I think this is hilarious

the joke is pretty obvious, plz, no flames

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

OMG LIK LOL

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

^_^ KE KE KE KE KE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

JEJEJEJE!!!

=^.^=!!!

¬¬!

KEKEKEKEKE!

(actually, maybe I should click on the link before I comment)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

Don't bother. It's shit.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

too late, I did

and it is :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

I had,

it wasnt worth it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

Post it on the fucking links board then you cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

No flames? Why the fuck not?

Dear god, are you stupid? Despite getting abuse hurled at you yesterday for posting without reading the FAQ and thus Completely Missing The Point Of B3ta, you've done it again!

READ THE FUCKING FAQ!
POST YOUR OWN STUFF, ONLY.

We really couldn't give a festering rat's patootie what funny shit people have created for some other board.

edit: un-huh...
www.b3ta.com/board/8571504#post8571646

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

No flames for what?

the fact that you have mistaken b3ta for somewhere to post stuff you found on the internet?
Who would do such a thing?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

I've never known you to be so lenient :)

How do Pasa?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

I'm good thanks.

I'm a bit sozzled but happy so I'm just mellowing out and winding down before bed. Won't do to get my blood pressure up by defiling noobs who don't have the capacity to comprehend instruction. It would be like kicking a dog because he wants to lick your hand.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Tip top :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

Good Lord

This is precicely what he deserves.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

You're drunk. You're trying to buy pants.

edit: hahahaha.. that's the funniest thing ever.....

:/

well done...

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

lol

plz dnt hurt me. I can haz cheezeburger no? LOL. plz luv me. :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

this actually makes me want a cheeseburger now

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

I was going to flame you, but then I saw your poorly-worded plea. So I won't.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

GURGE BUSH LOL

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

oh well....

i've just been sent a marvelous bit of spam
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/doc/hellodearestone.doc

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Looks genuine to me!

I think you should follow it up!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

BEEROAST!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

There's *jokes* on the internet?

Oh, thank you *so* much for telling me about this sort of thing,

You've transformed our pathetic little board of original images into something wonderful, with links to humerus quips and japery galore.

More, please.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

Wow.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

hahaha

this scores high on the abuse-o-meter-of-amusment

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Eyethangyou

I just made the template mere minutes ago in anticipation of some fuckwittery, and didn't have to wait long to give it its first airing.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

that's the thing about making preparations for fuckwittery

you are guarranteed that you'll be testing them out rapidly :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

you're welcome

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

Those people I killed

had done far less.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

Hahaha

hahahaha

(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

This reminds me of Fruit Polos!

What happened to those? Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

they got eaten!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

That's very smart

Bloop and I have just realised I should stop scrolling past it and stop to say so.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

^this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

Weeeee iiiinn spaaaaace!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

SEVENS SEAS COD LIVER OIL CAPSULE IN SPACE!

rikey

(bitchman contains mild peril, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Oh fuck! I missed this. I hope all these little things COMBINE!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

Main theme by the Radiophonics workshop...

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

"You need a lolly"

Caption contest!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

I'm pretty sure it's already been won with

"pull my finger " ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

That may be.

But can't we mix it up?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

The best thing anyone ever did with this

was the hairdryer on Leia's spinning hair bun.

Cracked me up did that!

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

yeah that's a classic.

shame I can't remember the author.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

Are you sure?

I have "That's your mum, that is.", on my scorecard.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

That too

is a good one but I fear that Rob Newman goes over the head of many a b3tan these days.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

Tchh, kids of today

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

Wasn't it called "History Today"?
;)

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Well that is a sad tragedy!

Him coming out on his skateboard at Wembley is one of the greatest moments in comedy in history :) Woo for Newman and Baddiel!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

"Wanna cyber?"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

Clever.

I'll give you that.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Hahaha!

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

like your hair

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

i love you.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

I know honey,

I love you too... ;)

BTW I only just found out from my googlings that the Hello Kitty Vader is faked from a picture of a white vader, I always thought that was a real costume!

samanathon.com/images/white-vader.jpg

www.thedentedhelmet.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10840&d=1149792947

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

hahahaahahaha thats awesome

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Fucking brill!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

lol, star trek!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

Close enuff...

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..wil, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

Revenge Of The Cybermen FTW

Nicely done :)

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

Good Evening,, Commissioner

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

YES! OH GOD I'VE JUST CUMMED MY APPENDIX!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

one for up the arse corner.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

step right this way please

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Ooh good shot,

RIGHT IN THE EYE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

HA-HA-HA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

"Yes! A...Shark was... 'pulling my leg' ...which means...it...could only be.....

...the Joker!"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

That would be fucking AWESOME

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

gay

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

It would be more awesome

if Michael Keaton was still playing Batman :)

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

Have you seen it yet?

I'm just about to watch it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

he dies in the end...

Heath Ledger I mean.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

Stream?

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

Yeah, but not at the cinema.

My son didn't wanna see it yet. I think the idea of sitting for almost 3 hours has made him reluctant

edit: I liked it enough that I will still pay good money to see it on a big screen.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Coolio!

I think I will love it no matter what anyway :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

beetlejuice?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

The Jokers disappearing pencil trick is an absolute pisser :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

Flying Clarkson Gazelle!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

hahaha

needs more green loafers

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

and jeans.

don't forget jeans.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

can't

since his body is all made out of bits of his chin

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

for real?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

yes

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

That clears a few things up.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

such a contemplatory look on his face

this is woo.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

haha

0-60 in a bite on the arse from a lion.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

Quite a pensive beast.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

hahaha beautiful.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

This makes me think of 3D Deathchase.

Which is good.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

i find

it's gait most pleasing

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

speculative fist marathon?

/ac

i was going to type "speculative deer clarkson" but i found that in my /ac

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{/^{^{I AM CHASES TEH SEXY BOY, HEE-HE-HE!!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

I've always thought she looks like one of the characters out of Time Splitters 3.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

I'm sure he'd still

travel by a far less fuel efficient method.

I'd like to see Clarkson race againt a bullet-~~train~~

Also is this article in the Observer glasscock already?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

he did the bullet train last week.

And I love Clarkson. There I've said it.

He's like me, but subtle.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

I knew about the bullet train

but didn't see it. I quite enjoy Top Gear even though I have little to no interest in cars.

Comparing yourself to him though? Really?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Oh yeah.

I'm very much like Clarkson in my attitude that everyone else is vile and inferior although we don't like the same motor vehicles we are both petrol heads. The only difference would be that Clarkson might be a little more tactful than I.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

Fecking Hell!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

what's up with you now Potty?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

"now"? Implying there's always something up

Jeremy Clarkson is an arrogant boor and your saying that you are worse him prompted my comment.

You do have a fluffy side though. I doubt JC has.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

Clarkson and me in a new GT-R would be the fluffiest thing

I could think of. I'd have new patches sewn on my sport coat's elbows just for the occasion.

I just don't see how people can not like Clarkson. He is so obviously enjoying the best job a troll could possibly have and loving the fact he can wind people up for fun.

I've been doing it for years. I think idiot baiting is one of the most satisfying pastimes an intelligent gent can have.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

ur fick!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

yeah but I draw Batman

so you have mixed emotions about me ;)

click for large

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

I'm trying out 'Intellectual gent baiting'

Edit: And how dare you pluck my emotional strings like a Lute player from a Caravaggio painting.
Edit2: Minus one exclamation mark, it looked horrible.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

you need to start with someone

a little less proficient in the art of baiting as I don't tend to bite ;)

edit to your edit.

Click for bigger (369KB)

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

That's delightful!

Caesar's crown?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

The theme is kids dressing up as

film heroes and villains so yes. That is a crown of leaves to give him the green hair.

Captain America will have a dustbin lid shield.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

I really love this

and the similar drawings you've done.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

Thankyou.

I was going to do more but got a bit of mind funk so I went back to what I know best and drew Hugh Laurie. I might go for The Penguin or Captain America tomorrow.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

You forgot "modest"

I love watching the programme because they have so much fun but I still dislike him.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

pah.

Life is a battle of wits. It's just a shame that some of the protagonists turn up for the battle so poorly armoured. It's like tipping paraplegics from their chairs then pissing on them. At some point you are going to feel a twinge of regret, get bored and look for something more stimulating ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

I quite agree

I think though I've change from a protagonist to one of those paraplegics (or maybe that's what you were getting at).
After laying down the guantlet I find I just cannot be arsed to see it through.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

"Do you even know what a gauntlet is?"

- That 70's Show.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

No.

I wasn't getting at you and I'd be very surprised if you rose to any of my bait seeing as you are one of the few who see right through me. (regarding other people who don't ) despite my transparency and honesty about why I say the things I do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

i love clarkson too

i disagree with everything he stands for but i do rather like him. i'd really like to have a drink with him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

hah

reminds me of Monty's version of this :)

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

hahah

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

@(-_-)@

edit - does anyone know the music thats in the 'dark knight double bill feature' advert for film 4?

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

i do not

but i like your picture :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

no and i just saw that advert too

if it comes on again i'll try to find out

it was a classical piece i think; maybe grieg?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Yes. It's a piece entitled 'Spanish Flea' by the accomplished jazz veteran Herp Albert.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

outstanding sir

thanks so much

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

hah hah

is it fuck :D

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

I haven't seen the ad,

I do hope you're wrong. Nice piece, but I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

he was a little spanish flea

reminds me of mid 90's episode of the simpsons.

:)

edit: i found out today that the voice of Lionel Hutz and Trot McClure died in 1999 and neither of them have had a speaking part since then. I didn't even notice.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

COMMON KNOWLEDGE, YOU INTELLECTUAL PEASANT VERMIN!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

Will's a nice guy, why, he's so nice i'd let him date my daughter like

he was a white guy.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

hell, i like you

you can round my house and fuck my daughter.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

Is she made from corrugated cardboard and pizza crusts?

Edit: Careful how you answer.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

no she's made from teflon and spandex.

priceless combination for AI

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

Damn, that's why mine never last longer than 28 minutes.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

NO WAY!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

Freakishly, that popped up on my playlist as I scrolled to your post.

*runs AntiVirus*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

TOO LATE HEADMASTER YOU DOOMED

& PWND

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

not sure. can you hum it for me?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Wouldn't have happened without the sponsorship deal

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

hahahaha ace

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

HAHAHA

This is ace.
*Clicks*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Ah, good. A chance to re-air some mouldy old stuff.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Oliver you twat

what have you done!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

Just seen the 'birthday' pic in yr profile for the first time.

Hahahaha!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

I may delete the

linked pic and pretend it never happened.

Shh ;)

edit: that's probably really confusing, as I've just realised you were talking about the FP and not my milestone 1k pic.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

"I'm a little twat, I don't have many 'real' friends, I'm going to take my dad right up his back alley"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

Steady on, old chap.

I'm not that little.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

Look up 'Cassette Boy'

- Joliver.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

I like cassette boy, I'm just worried that you know so much about me & my dad.

It's not as if we advertise.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

Obi Wan never told you what happened to your Father.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

So who was -

*buries head in hands, groans*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

Ah YES! He.......is a midget stripper from San Diego.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

The one with

the forearm the size of a baby's penis?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

Oh, god. Not again.

This drink-related memory loss is really becoming a bind these days.
It's enough to worsen one's mood.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

hahaha!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

smash. nice

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

lol, starwars!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

TICKTICKTICKTICKBOOM

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

why would a boom pie with a fuse tick?

/weapons-pedant

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Because it's made of clocks?

Think man, think.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

My room is shaking now

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

*wants*

put it on a plane and send it to me

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

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Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

change it to .co.uk!

*angers*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

Ah fuck

I did that THREE times today.
I'm being really shit tonight.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

Is the McPie too tired to wheel out again?

(and nice pic).

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Tough - here it is again...

www.b3ta.com/board/8569315

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

i brought pudding

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

Ha ha

Hi explosive lunch

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Calm down willy, you don't wanna go drop da bomb now willy

keep a nice flow for ya mam down in philly.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

Woo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Oh they will have to glue you back together

IN HELL!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

i would like a slice of that

is it a savoury pie?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

The next Harry Potter film is on it's way

Click for bigger (23KB)

sorry!!!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

He majik'd his penis into 3?

or is it some weird bukkakie thing?

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

indeed

it's his special party trick

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

your sig should be .co.uk

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

RIS

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

RIS??

it's a picture with 3 cdc's on it, what is there to get?

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

You could get..

frustrated with thread wastery

or a throbbing cyber erection.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

awwww :(

but that took all my skillz to make!

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

cyber erection it is then

*throbs*

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

i done 3 in total and that was the better one

as he isn't spunking in the ginger ones face. I just thought that lowered the tone

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Have a throbbing cyber

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

An umbrella?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

Aids man.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

Yeah I heard he swapped his wand for a hammer??

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

hahah

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

i love this

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

You sick fiend!

You love Peter Sutcliffe?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

yes

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

But do you love the ball end of a hammer?

*feels wrong*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

*fwaps*

don't stop

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

Can't; only one hand free.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

i'm being stalkerish

but having had a nose at your profile, just wanted to say hello fellow south coast person!

*stalk*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

helloooo

*lubes up hammer*

you fancy meeting up? I bet you're wearing a lovely blouse right now?

edit: shit! am I supposed to be lubing that?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm a love albatross!!!!!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

in a sexy way?

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

haha god no.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

that's a shame

there's nothing better than a fine sexy love albatros on a summers morning. Preening it's feathers with it's long slender beak and tip toeing up and town with it's thin but shapely legs that go all the way up...

*readies*

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

I think you need to know whats about to go down

POW POW POW!

Hit after heavy hit on my pimped out love albatross

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

She talked to me first punk, don't make me cast aspersions on the internet!!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

The only thing you cast on the internet

Is cat aids

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

awww.

your username made me lol. it's funny cos it's true!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

His stand up show just has to be seen

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

He's so OLD

stop talking like a deformed chimp with a fanny for a mouth and Bernard Matthews turkey/ham slices for a tongue!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

that was a rumour!

they were clean wholesome cats, and virgins too!

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

nice sweet

virgin pussy

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

she's a slag

you can just tell

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

hahhah

(

king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

I Wasn't Expecting The Spanish Inquisition

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

arf!

well spotted.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

hahah

odly enough I hadn't really noticed how similar they looked.

Anyone with 3 spunking cdcs deserves a spanish inquisition.

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

Next harry potter film on the way?

How can I express how little I give a fuck. HP is bloody awful. Tried reading the first one and just couldnt be arsed it was so dull. The films are even worse. Even the rather woo cast (coltrane, rickman etc.) couldnt rescue that from the annoying little twats.

Joke: Those harry potter films are so unrealistic, i beleive in flying cars, magic wands and spells but whoever saw a ginger kid with 2 friends.

Badum-Tissshh!
Its derwayahtellum.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

~~kid with 2 friends~~furher with multiple websites?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

The ginger fuhrer is an exception to the rule

he is actually created from the parts of webdesiners that died before their time, they were reassembled at Vint Cerfs lab when the internet was born and mixed with the digital afterbirth to create a nazi webmonster to destroy e-mail servers.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

"whoever saw a ginger kid with 2 friends"

haha!!! classic

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

OI!

I resent that. Some of us gingers are very popular. Even with the ladies.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

GINGERly tREDs around a touchy subject.

You've said yerself on many occasions that your childhood contained taunts about your red hair and it made you a nightmare to deal with. It's just something that happens, the ginger kid gets treated different, I just shared a joke I heard about it.
:D

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

touchily treds around a ginger subject

morelike

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

yoor engrish

is not right.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

ya but I'll say any old bollocks for a laugh.

The army has made me a nightmare to deal with. That and the fact i am certified psychotic ( also by the army, but they like it that way ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

that's commonly known as pitty

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

Then I've had more pity than most here

and I'm happier for it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

RE Potter

Click for bigger (19KB)

Click for bigger (41KB)

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

hahah!!

harry potter sure does love teh cock

Edit: I've also noticed your superior shade of cdc to mine, I curse Vista paint and it's wishy washy shade of cock

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

RE Potter

XP ftw!

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

I think bill gates

is leading a rebellion against CDC pics.

"And the lord said that the CDCs will rain down from high, all shades of pink, brown, and even green, but not as much magenta as that fucking gates bloke removed it as a default colour in paint and noone could be bothered to pick it manually..." - God, Bible

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

Harry's new bumbells

(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

check those biceps out

he sure has been lifting that meat

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

surley bin dun

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

Yes, every day at 13:54

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

*reads sig, helps*

teddypig.typepad.com/teddy_pig/upload/Revolting_Cocks_-_Beers_Steers__Queers_Drop_Your_Britches_Mix.mp3

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ah, Revolting Cocks

I do like Ministry, so I'll give it a go. Cheers ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

This track is one of the pitifully few things that redeem the 1980s.

I hope you'll be very happy together!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

Nah, he needs more Goatsnake.

stonerrock.com/jukebox/Goatsnake-Easy_Greazy.mp3

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

nothing needs MORE Goatsnake

although, everything needs Turbonegro.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

Wrong answer.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

Good choice,

that song is fantastic.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

I'd have chosen Mower if there was an MP3 of it on the web.

Still, fucking adore the 'Snake. Shame Greg gave up on the project.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

hehe

they're actually seals.

hehe.

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

The gag is,

they're actually grey.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

hehe

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Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

arf!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

Stop killing my sarcasmometer

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

I'm not even being sarcastic though :(

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

hmmmm?....

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

haha!

fuck!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

christ! That m16 has a grenade launcher.

i haven't seen it before, WOO.

edit: if he has an m16, why does he have shotgun shells?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

m203 grenade launcher

blow the balls off any killer whale

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

you'd have to be under them for that

which would be a bit silly.

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Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

*tries*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

Just wait til the bit where the kids running yelling "JUMP WILLY JUMP"

and just as it jumps, FIRE!

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

WHALE SANDWICHES FOR DINNER!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

yes

and hit that little fucker of a kid too : )

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

ahh yes the good old 20mm M203 underslung grenade launcher

for when your 7.62 NATO rifle round won't do it

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

I like how people can do the numbers and shit

whereas i'd just call it "gun"

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

or a big gun with

big tube on the end

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

all of my gun knoledge is from overplaying call of duty 4

*nerds everywhere*

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

Nearly all of my historical knowledge comes from playing games like age of empires.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Nearly all of my communication skills come from playing games like The Sims.

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

Wuhoos!

that means sex, right?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Nearly all of my jumping skills come from playing games like Super Mario Bros.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

Haha

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

Haha :D

I jumped on a mushroom last weekand yelled "ONE UP"

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

More importantly...

Did it work?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

Nope.

It was a trick mushroom i think :(

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

wank.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

hahaha

once my brother mistakenly bought me 'trade empires' instead of 'age of empires' what an awful mistake that turned out to be.

"Transport the rice to the nearest Mill."

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

age of empires is fucking excellent

I might fire up AoE3 again seeing as I sucked really bad recently when I tried Assassin's Creed.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

not as good as

Command and Conquer: Red Alert

or Mech Commander Gold.

They are both similar style games, and the kick AoE's ass.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

play americas army

for some good online multiplayer realistic action

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

and to get raped by uncle sams propagada cock

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

I have CoC

and have had it for weeks, but for some reason, i haven't installed it yet.

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

I've had red alert for about 7 years.

while im on the subject of games, does/did anyone have MotorCross Madness?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

I meant the third one

(

Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

well then

your coc is newer than mine :)

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

hehe, yeah

I had one and two but I was a bit pants at it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

I always preferred age of empires to the command and conquer games myself.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

I was never a huge fan of C&C because it was a direct rip off

of Dune 2 on the Amiga which was one of the best games of the decade. i've been playing Kane's Wrath a bit which is fun.
I've also been enjoying Universe at War, Earth Assault which is really good.

I loved Mech Commander but not as much as the second one but I consider that a different type of game.

I also love Empire Earth and have all releases.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

Dune 2 was rather fantastic.

I think I got it together with cannon fodder 2.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

balls! 2D stratagy always was the best

red alert
cossacks: art of war
age of empires 2

need i go on?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

Cossacks was too big and confusing for my liking

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

cossacks was not that good IMO

and I played much more Total war.
I don't disagree that 2d strategy was ace and I still fondly remember Dune2, the game that spawned them all. I just don't play old games that I have worn keyboards out on. I've not finished all campaigns in AoE3 so I might give it another go.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

I hear there's a new total war out in a while,

which will no doubt steal days of my life.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

damn.

I have enough to make me ignore my family as it is.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

why don't you have medieval total war - viking invasion?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

I do.

I have Shogun TW
Medieval TW with viking invasion
Rome TW with barbarian invasion
and MTW 2 above.

I just don't have room on the desktop for stuff I don't play any more. But they are installed on the network somewhere.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

oh yeah total war series is the only 3D statagy i really enjoyed

i enjoyed cossacks mainly because the enemies were legendarily thick - I'm shooting hoards of cannon at their cavalry who in an astonishing piece of retaliation elect to stand in a square: straight out of sun tzu's book of war that.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

Assassins creed

is well worth another go pasa. Best game ive played for a long time. Get one of those newfangled xbox 360 joypad adaptors that let use them on pc for the best experience. Fantastic game.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

why not

just do it with a mouse and keyboard? antiquated or not, i rather prefer it...

(Freeman163, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)

Yes.

A nice little toy ;)

www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/41942004/in/set-919487/

psst. 5.56x45mm is your standard NATO round now ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

needs more Sheen...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

is that

frank zappas head appearing on the top right?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

Ja!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

sheendlers list?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

hahaha

this is very stupid

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

i don't understand

they're grey

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

but they

are seals........and theyre in th e navy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Where at the shark

and jellycoptor?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

They will both lead you astray...

This is for a jazz vid I have in mind.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

'Jazz vid'?

*leans forward expectantly*

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

JAZZ

I like singing jazz.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

I've got jazz hands

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

Well go wash

before dinner.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

*Jazzes*

LIONALTIEM!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

You have quite an array of cats that have the groove

This one seems to have lost his glowsticks ;)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

That is a new one I made last night, freshly posted.

*peas RaveKitty for you*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

\o/

One day I hope to see them all. Together in electric dreams on the disco floor.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

rawks!

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

bumtishbumtishbumtishbumtishbumtish

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

Woah!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

Freestyle to the bridge!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

Oh, as in the music.

Not as in 'jazz mag'.
Sorry, yet another misunderstanding.

Hang on, isn't that the girl out of the Ting Tings? They ain't exactly Sun Ra's Intergalactic Unlicensed Solar Arkestra.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

I've never been

in ting tings.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

In that case, congratulations!

You resemble one of England's cutest new pop singers.

*Successfully resists urge to continue down puerile spiral that ends up with deliberate misunderstanding of the word 'scat'*

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

That makes me happy

Considering I'm over 40.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

Kylie's 40 and I fucking love Kylie.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

I like your singing

even if you don't admit it was you on a recent video of yours ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

I've not

been a lead singer in one of my vids for a long time! But I was squawking in the back in a fairly recent one.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Hopefully you'll put some audio on /links before too long.

*never trusts a jazz singer under 40*

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

My singing is

infamous enough. I'm not going to encourage anyone.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

Oh yes.

i.blog.empas.com/emtouch/34862760_500x366.jpg

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

although our sg2004 has more attitude in the jaw.

And therefore wins.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Cool

like an eskimo's scrot.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

groovy... let's go!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

Yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

Using the word Jazz

was a mistake on here, wasn't it?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

Possibly.

Alternatively, have some Jazz-Star Wars fusion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NocFFszldQY

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

Yay!

Have some of my type jazz in return.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JE49lQYX0E

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

Sort of reminds me of My Funny Valentine.

I've always preferred Modal Jazz and Coltrane/Miles Davis style and era stuff personally. Giant Steps for instance makes me lie back and my eyes roll up into my skull.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

I used to sing Vally

always a hit at family dos

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

Just had a listen to Giant Steps

May I recommend Keith Jarret, Gary Peacock and Jack DeJohnette's album 'Up For It' recorded live in Juan-les-Pins? Same style as Coltrane, and has their versions of some classic songs.

(twizted_synapses, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

Bloody men.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

Better than bloody women;

that means trouble.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

*denies everything*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

haha!

I hope his name is Jack.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

get your jazz hands up, or die!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

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