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# they keep on coming...


My mum is giving me hourly updates by text, bless her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# * Keeps Coming
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# indeed they do :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# do you recognise this donkey?
is he a friend, relative, coworker.

Call us anonymously
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ^ Have

* But she asked me not to divolge her real name
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I know it!!
I even know where it (might) live or at least where it's co-workers (might) live (during the off-season).

To preserve my anonymity please don't read my user name after reading this post (or before)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# * Doesn't read user name
"Who said that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Whoever it was, it wasn't me
And I NEVER tell a lie!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# this donkey resides in a shed not 50 feet from my current location
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# thats rather ace
*this is the seaside town that they forgot to bomb*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 9:00 - on fire
10:00 - still somewhat on fire
11:00 - less fire, still some
12:00 - cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Pretty much this
I've told her i'm watching it on the net but I tink she's too excited to be so close to a major news story
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I did think this
"Well brighton raised it's profile by torching it's pier, lets do the same"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# bah... they saw what happened at buncefield - the refinery explosion that put hemel onthe map (unfortunatly it didnt take it OFF the map) and have decided some years later that "we want some of that action"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# this may just be a wild guess...but has some peir burnt down?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# No
the Sea Life disappeared into a Black Hole only to re-appear at the other end of the beach with *something* evil on board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Duck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha, ace work squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I like this a lot
edit: isn't it convenient for this challenge that a minor distater like this has occurred next to a body of water?
*suspicions arousal*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Thank God for b3ta, or I'd never read the news.
Good heavens.

(Woo! Guiltylols :D )
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Duck Vesta!
Woo to your duck (and the reflection)!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That has to be fake
the sea is never in at weston, and when it is, it's brown
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ^ This
Also, no ducks could survive in the water round there.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Good point, perhaps it escaped from one of the many drug rehab centres.
poor old weston, getting a bit of a hammering today, mostly from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I've got mixed feelings about it
I was glad to see the back of the god forsaken place, but today I'm going all nostalgic again.

And don't knock the rehab centres... Nick cave stayed in the one across the road from where I grew up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Did he introduce you to his bad seed?
I never lived in wsm, but I did learn to drive there
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
this loaded just as "O Verona" came on shuffle.
Very dramatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# This is obviously fake
There is no water at Weston.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# there is
but is brown with turds floating in it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D

Very well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Just got around to playing The Orange Box
And doodled this this morning :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# heh lully
portal's cracking, can't wait for the next one, hope they keep making it cleverer.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yup :)
I really thought it would be boring but I loved it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I was resisiting it for ages
because of twats on the web spouting catchprhases.

Thanksfully GlaDOS has many excellent lines and the "cake is a lie" thing didn;t annoy me too much.

And the credits music's bloody fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# the hype is deserved in this case
annoying as whittering nerds can be.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# same here
I hate those puzzle games, played Half Life for the atmosphere.. But yes Portal was top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# indeed
it's hype addictive, i think i did the whole thing in 2 sittings!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hehe likewise
It was a lovely weekend and I sat inside as people wafted BBQ smoke into my window to tempt me out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# after the epic session
did you walk around town thinking about how to zap yourself about to get places faster?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I did it in 2 sittings too
and then indeed wanted one for real.
Depressingly, I'd most likely just put one in a locked office at work and the other in my closet at home.

a number of games, mostly Titan Quest: Immortal Throne have had their claws into me too much for me to go back and do all the challenge levels though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i've been inspired to do it over
it's been long enough for me to have forgotten how i did most of the levels!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# 2?
amateur :P
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# They haven't announced a second one, but I do hope they do it.
If you're talking about the one they were talking about recently, that's just the standard game but with the "Flashportal Map pack" included, for consoles.

I really do hope they do make another one though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I've not looked
but it strikes me that there MUST be hundreds of shit fan-made levels and a few really, really great ones.
Anyone in a place where they can check? I doubt I can hide the kind of webpages that game modders make.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# The only decent one I know is this one....
portalmaps.wecreatestuff.com/

It's the map-pack of the flash version.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# wow
thanks, i'm all over that when i get home tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I thought portal was an interesting distraction
if a little boring an repetitive.

This however is fucking brilliant.

www.videosift.com/video/WOW-and-GLaDOS-merged
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I'm still keen to see the portal gun in EP3
How much mischief could you have with combine troops, grenades and portals :D
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# portal over bad guy's head
portal under bad guy's feet

wait 30 seconds

move bottom portal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Haha, total gibbification ensues
Or very dizzy bad guys
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i'd like to see a multiplayer
it'd be all vs one and the one would have the gun. It'd be geeeeeeeeeeenius.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# and the only other weapons are crowbars?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hmmm,
maybe.

Or just grav guns.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# this is a triumph
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ohhh, excellent stuffage!
portal is amazing... love that game! Those gun turrets are the greatest!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# theres a good video on youtube
its like a day in the life of a turret
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# That's exactly the expression a
weighted companion cube *should* be wearing, Yes!

And now, I must sing the cake song
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# sing "still alive"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# nice work chief
i must be the only person in the entire universe that felt no emotion for that cube though
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Wheee!
It was a fun test, and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with your pic
My portal picture linked because it's too big for here.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# the peer is on fire!!!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# haahha office lol..
coz that was exactly what i was thinking before i saw it :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# There it is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hooray!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Little shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# :D
very nice, and also awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# duck-mug!!!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# This is exactly how badger culls are performed.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Badger - badger - badger - badger
- badger - badger - DUCK!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# It's like Duck-Duck-Goose!
Man, how I loved that game at junior school *sigh*


Also: How on earth have I ended up on here? I only came online to check my emails... Oops :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Fuzzy Duck
* That was a much better game!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha
poor badger
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "We have spotted Imperial Waddlers"!

Something I originally produced for elsewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'm sure there was only 1 light sabre on Hoth
/completelyuncalledforpedantblog

otherwise woo to this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *ultra pedant mode*
How about when Vader landed and took over the base, and the rebels were still there? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Did Vader actually set foot on Hoth?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# let's not forget the apparition of Obi-Wan Luke saw
he would have been carrying one...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ghost saber smash!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ahh but by then
Skywalker had left so there was still only one saber... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ^^this
god this is sad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha

yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# plus don't mention the colour...
...if it was Darth's it would be red too.

Absolute fail this image is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I imagined you reading this in the voice of comicBookGuy from the Sinpsons
sort of laugh-snorting between the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
We should probably make a SW-pedant badge for our profiles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# only if it's canon-approved
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# OR WAS THERE?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I'm sure the film crew had some more sticks lying around.
It's not like lightsabers actually exist, you sad, sad people.

Time-travelling DeLoreans, however, do exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I thought it was a documentary
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it was a dramatisation of real events
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Kthnx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# and how many penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ^so this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# No...there is another....
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Haha!
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Aww, they seem fairly unfazed by it all
they must be quietly hard as nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# penguins are among nature's greatest stoics.
Think about it - standing around through an Antarctic winter with an egg balanced on your feet - you'd need to be pretty tolerant...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# All the time worried that you might be turned into a chocolate bar
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Well it's their fault for choosing 'penguin'
having said that, I wish I'd chosen 'house cat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# They do have the life...
although I was at a barbie this weekend, and the (fairly old) cat woke up from its taxing all-afternoon nap, kind of strolled out into the back garden not really noticing much, and then did one of the most impressive vertical take-offs I've seen from anything that wasn't packing a pair of Hawker Siddley jet engines and stood on the wall with an expression of 'WTF?! You've let children AND a dog into my garden' and prceeded to give all of us evils for the next 10 minutes before going off to kill something much smaller than itself.

Which I think is a very long winded way of saying 'house cat' isn't always beer and skittles...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Much better than human though.
Human life is far too stressful, I just want to lie in a sunbeam and have a doze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Cats have no word for work.
SCIENCETM has demonstrated this to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Work, to a cat, is having to listen to our drivel when we get home.
That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# we found some new kittehs
a lady with spazy legs, very friendly. And a tiny little kitten.

We're going to get the lady because she'll be happy living in the flat and the little kitten might get lonely, but it was very hard to leave the young one at the cat centre. It was ridiculously luvleh.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# there is somewhere else?
wash your mouth out with soapy herbal tea, although lets face it you wouldn't notice any difference.

also, most lovely mr archie sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Herbal tea.
It smells lovely, and always tastes of slightly odd hot water.

This upsets me.

Ningles sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# how they have the cheek to call it tea is beyond me
where are those brussels bureaucrats when you need them, and who the bloody hell came up with the spelling of bureaucrat.

'ning lovely lady
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hot juice. Well, cordial.
That's what I think herbal tea should taste like. Like the fruit mentioned on the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hot cordial/squash is brilliant.
the only herbal infusions that are worth it are green tea with orange and lotus flower (because it's nommy) and the one that makes your top lip go blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Toilet duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# yes please
*top ups*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I've got some lovely black coffee.
As per usual.

and TIGER BREAD! for my sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I have tea that someone else made
best of all the teas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Nobody makes my coffee right but me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# you know 'where'
you put me onto it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# splendid
been away for a bit, i shall go and vote forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!

Edit: What on earth is that thing b3ta.com/board/8602207 doing at the top of the popular page? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# smashing
tattyworld?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# You may piss when ready, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha, beautiful stuff
please accept this humble click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# But, he is brown
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Much, much too brown
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# So brown he is almost purple
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Huzzah!

ps: the duck's right though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Poor Jeremy...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# he's certainly a shit polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# What, because he's black?
you sir are a racist and worse than Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Just messing
ya big racist you
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I can not agree with this!
Jeremy is a Shit Bear and needs to be put in his place!

* Woo to Mr Fresh Water Duck and Ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# click ofcourse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Haha!
Poor Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Gromit in Dogwaffle

Click for bigger (382KB)
See my attempt at Wallace here: b3ta.com/board/8599116
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I thought that said dogwaffe
Dogs shouldn't be allowed to pilot planes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# the beagle has landed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Oh good show *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# DOGFIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn in a paddling pool full of rancid barbeque sauce
smacking each other over the head with bits of plywood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# with nails in
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Get out of my dreams*
and into my car**

* not really, no
** doesn't own a car
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# So don't do anything at all then?
Best kind of instruction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I should think so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You for Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# anyone who can't spell AGNES
deserves to be hit over the head.

In other news, my parents were in Blackpool at the weekend, and saw a shop selling "mirrow's" for a £1.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Phwoar
did they buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Are you kidding?
A whole pound???? You can get a fish supper and a night out for that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# OH DON'T TEASE ME
living down here is shite, everything's expensive, nobody gets what I mean when I call them mardy, they all go on about 'Northern monkeys' because they think I'm actually from down here.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# where is down here?
For some reason I had the impression you were from newcastle or somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Buckinghamshire, which is Home Counties.
left of London on the map- full of yuppies, celebrities (well, Paul Daniels and Jay Kay), posh types and chavs. Bleurgh.

I'm not from Newcastle, I'm a Yorkshire lass. Although you'd never tell from my voice, my parents followed the work in the late 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm from Oxford and I understand Mardy...
are you sure you're not confusing "Southerners" and "dull parochial twats I could do without" because the second group show up EVERYWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You're in the minority then, I'm sure of it.
Although I may be living in the middle of the venn diagram you've just outlined.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# are you quoting from obscure Smiths songs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I read that as Angus Deayton for quite a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# This photo was taken yesterday afternoon...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# are you saying it was attacked by a spitfire?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# More that there was a twisted firestarter in the area
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I am willing to put a fiver on
it being the handywork of some godawful 13 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The new owners took over a few months ago
bet your arse it's an insurance job
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *ponders the betting of the cap'n arse*
*pops down to ladbrokes to wager his knees*

edit: "his" here refers to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ^^ This
Although people around here are so thick I doubt the could have concocted such a devious plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# The Greek family that took over own an insurance company
i'm not suggesting they did it, but I bet they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I am
Fuckers own half the town
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# if not the greeks then the cypriots
or these bastards
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ANd that chav
that won the lottery and bought a nightclub
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# are you reading from my essay
"Thoughts on that shouting baby in the supermarket"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Whenever I hear screaming children I find myself quoting my mother
"Give it a bloody smack!"

I will never have children. Ever.

I hated them when I was a child, and I hate them now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Screaming children should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I'll be physically educating my children
and if anyone gets all upset they'll be going over my knee as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# my mum's a nursery nurse
if people in supermarkets aren't controlling and paying attention to their kids she'll loudly take them to task about it in front of everyone.

My mum's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yay for your mum
kids NEED discipline, otherwise they don't learn the necessity for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# good god, YES
the behaviour of some kids I see is beyond belief.
The government wonders why knife crime is on the up? Because fucking parents these days do fuck all about their hellspawn.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Not allowed to beat them up, that's why.
I'll be kicking the shit out of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *agrees*
no way mine will ever get way with that sort of behaviour....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Can she be cloned and installed in every supermarket?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Didn't it happen this morning?
Teenagers aren't awake that early.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
#
13 year old property developer
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# breaking news:
The girl who sits next to me just popped down to the site canteen to get a bacon roll (perks of pregnancy, apparently) and overheard the following exchange:

"You see that pier burned down on the news?"
"yeah."
"That'll be them niggers again."

Hurray for idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Well, they do shoot out jets of fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# and plot against us with their jewish wranglers, of course.
:(

It's be more understandable if I worked in a home for socially retarded nincompoops, but I work on a science park :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# THE BLOODY JEWS
worse than the darkies, towelheads, nips, spics and chinks combined. *covers face* big nosed bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# yes
If it weren't for my dark hair and eyes, jewish nose, circumcised willy and functioning brain I'd join the BNP right now and help keep christian Britain white and English-speaking, like Jesus and saint George.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm one of those silly blonde ones.
They did a reconstruction of Jesus' face based on the Turin shroud and some other stuff- he looked like Alexei Sayle.

This pleases me greatly, I wonder if he went around offering people kebabs.

Edit: also, I'd join Veritas if it weren't for all of the policies and the words. I think IVV needs to take it over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# But the guy on the Turin Shroud wasn't Jesus
it was Jaques de Molay.

Science FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Those Kerrrrrrrrraaaazzzzy Templars
Was there nothing they wouldn't do?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Was it indeed?
Oh, poo. So Jesus didn't look like Alexei Sayle then? Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Science parks sound fun.
Does it have rollercoasters and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# it has the daily
and never-ending rollercoaster that is SCIENCE!TM
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hurray!
I do science in a hospital, but today the lab has been a bit flooded so I'm writing up from home.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# WHO NEEDS ROLLERCOASTERS WHEN YOU HAVE
SCIENCE TM?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hmm
I am picturing some sort of cross between a newton's cradle and pirate ship ride (Please feel free to shop this if you have the talent!)
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Arsoniggers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Insurance...
bet ya
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Are you saying WordArt was responsible?!
(__, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.
WordArt.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# also for the Chernobyl disaster
and WWII

and possibly the Cheeky Girls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# pffft
SURVEY ASSAULTS ON THE INCREASE

God I fucking hate most of the media in this country, their primary motivation is to keep people scared and voting Conservative.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# If you're scared you'll buy more newspapers.
Which will, in turn, scare you more.
It's a deadly cycle that ends up with you buried in a small mountain of papers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# haha
holed up in your house with a loaded shotgun, waiting with trembling hands for today's copy of the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# STOP THIS SICK FILTH NOW!
sorry, is it the immigrants or the peedos that are to blame? Where's a Daily Mail survey when you need one...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Is knife crime:
A) good
B) bad and caused by immigration.
You decide.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# 'B'
and peedos
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# And the gypos, and Gordon
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# it'd be like that advert for that stabbing program on channel 4
"oi rood boi! what's your favourite revel?"
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I was a victim of this myself
Was held hostage by a young Christian recruiter...within 10 minutes we were arguing about if there was indeed a God or not and I was winning, the poor girl :p

Woo to this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Yes!
Reminds me of the opening scene of Dogma :)

I always love taking those people to task - particularly when they're flogging stuff that I know waaaaaaay more than them about.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I remember....
When my other half opened the door to a jehovahs witness, and being somewhat stoned at the time thought they were saying that you can come back as a zombie if you believe in god, but dont get into heaven.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You were winning?
How did you manage that? They're ever so stubborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# She was asking very odd questions about
if I have felt Jesus? Nope sorry.
But I have. Well, good for you love.
What would you feel if you died and met God? Crap, I'm dead.
How would you feel knowing that you lived your live and not supported our Lord? I'm sure he'd be fine about it. Actually, how would you feel if you died and Vishnu was waiting for you, that would kick you in the nuts a bit (if you had one). What if there is no god; your live was spent chasing a fixation of faith. Etc etc, poor cow didn't have much of a chance with me, I mean I had already sacrificed a goat and drank it's blood in the morning, I was on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# literally AND metaphorically
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# and now for something slightly different
there were christians trying to give people pamphlets (had megaphones and everything). one paedoish fella got determined to try and give me a leaflet. best thing to do in that situation is shout that you're jewish.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I give one of my postcards to every chugger who stops me..


The last one said she was a charity hugger, not a charity mugger.
I passed on the implied offer.

blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I love the flyer guys
'you want to go to this gig tonight'
'I am going to that gig tonight'
'yeah, but you've got to come'

'O_O'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# "if you have this flyer it's a pound off!"
"I'm a member, it's £3 off"
"but a pound!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# excellent :)
*prints off 20*

*patrolls city centre looking for clipboarders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Excellent!
TJ does anyone know why there isn't a popular page for QOTW? It always fills up so damn quick there's rarely any point in sifting through it all looking for the rare gems, and I'm sure the newsletter misses out on some good stuff by only featuring 3 of them. Have put this on the bugs and features, but maybe there's something I'm missing...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# The reason being
people would abuse the voting system for the best of the week and get shit posts voted popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I did think that
but shirley that applies anywhere. There would be enough random lurkers voting on stuff to balance out against cliquey stuff like that wouldn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# After the question has closed, the first page will be the most popular ones.
But I don't think they can be sorted before that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Aha I see that is the case...
be nice to be able to do it for a live question though.

Useful tip though - ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Isn't the first link the popular one?
I mean, the url without the /page* part is the popular page, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# isn't it the "recent" page for unfinished QOTWs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah open QOTWs it goes to the most recent
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Probably, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# It says "best" on each qotw
but I get what you're talking about.

I think QOTW would work a lot better if talk worked properly. Fuck this off-topic bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Dear b3ta
From Thor:

As he has no b3ta and the mirrors don't work - yes i Have told him he's probably a vampire...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahaha! OUTSTANDING!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
My boss lives in Burnham.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Does he touch it a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# He caresses teh ham!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
*waits for inevitable quo post*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Down there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Borderline quo-piss there ;)
those fiendish harbingers of doom!

EDIT have a cheeky pea from the Great Fire of b3ta...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# The weather is here
Wish you were beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hehehe
text on a pier lol

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hello b3th
Thor probably says hi too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hello freebs
are you in this part of the world too?

Shall I go outside and wave at thor?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I see Reuters are on the case
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Genius
your idea would stop knife crime.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Perfect
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Attack of the clones?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Well it's a start
but now they need to burn all the shite nightclubs and "fun pubs"...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Carole
Kirkwood is supposed to be in Burnham on Sea tomorrow. I live near the other Burnham. The one on the Crouch.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Duck rock!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# nice tele choice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# '72 custom.
I've got one.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# phwoar
*gearfwaps
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# It was a present from Mrs Mole.
How lovely is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# 10
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *Would rather have a Gibson ES355*
*but would put up with an ES335 if he had to*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# nah..
my Ibanez RG2550EX Prestige is the only one for me...

with lovely DiMarzio pickups.. yum!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I like Ibanez's. I have a cheap electric Ibanez and a middle of the range bass.
For the cheap end of the market they're so much better built than the cheap Fender brands.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# yes.
but i just can't get along with all the gibson\fender's... i tried them all.. ibanez has a very thin neck and the fretboard is really soft.. which makes shrading so much easier. + it is really light weighted. the gibson's aspecially are so heavy! no need for that. +the DiMarzios give me so much amp power that i can go mad :)

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I like a heavy guitar as i'm a big lad.
Quite fancy an Iceman at some point. By far my fave Ibanez. Love the 70's future vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Isn't that...
...the black sparkly one? With free spandex hotpants?

I Love mine (the guitar that is...*don't have the figure for spandex*)
(General Lee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Aaron Turner plays a tele, I think
it's amazing to think the sound he gets is out of one.

Putting a normal guitar on is a very strange experience, it's missing about a third of the neck.

Edit: in other news, I was listening to Xasthur and Harkonen at the weekend, and then a bit of Jimmy Rushing for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Yeah, tbh the majority of the actual sound is about the amp
the most important thing about the guitar is the feel to play. (up to a point obv)

You can make a tele sound like a lespaul (as close as anyone cares) with eq-ing or whatever else.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Thanks for that.
I wasn't the only one to say what I have just said, but opinion's opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# still, i think i'll hang on to my Gibson for the time being :D
Had a cracking practice yesterday. We're going to nail our recording sesh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Oh, you do what you like
I was just saying that I was agreeing with my two guitarists who had noted similar opinions to my own on the subject. (funnily enough, one of which plays a Gibson as well, the wife's got his dad's old SG from the seventies)

Sorry, I've been called a 'silly little woman' already today, it's got my back up a bit.

I have practice tonight, and then the comeback gig on Saturday. It's nice to be requested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# that is awful, did you lay the smack down?
Yeah, my old man's still got his '73 SG II it's lush. He's well up for me playing it but i'm too worried about damaging, i already bleached out it's original cherry by leaving it in the sun.

I'll get it all fixed up for him one day.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# It goes a little something like this
dickface in kitchen one: well, I'm a bassist and I love my marshall, they're the best in the world
dickface in kitchen two: oh, yes, yes, Marshall are the best
me: I use a Hartke 3500 and it's top notch, I really enjoy it
dickface in kitchen one: don't be stupid Fae, silly little women can't play guitars.

He was joking, but still. He's avoiding my eye now. Even nowadays people appear suprised when I say I play bass, and woe-fucking-betide I have an opinion.

So yes. Sore point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# well, shame on him.
it's not like fucking weightlifting. Would he have a problem if it was a celo, cos there's not much difference technically.

Also if he's thinks Marshall bass amps are the best he's a n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Innit.
I'd own him on weightlifting, he's about my height and skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# heheh
Armwrestle him.

Should bring him down a peg.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# heheh
Have him raped by lots of little ladies with great big strap-on toys (or fists, but that's mucky).

Should bring him down a peg or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Duck Sabbath!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# this rocks.
/observationalgagblog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It does,
which makes me feel bad for questioning how this crowbars its way into the image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Heavy Metal is considered a sin by many
...possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# tenuous, but I'll accept it
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! Brillaint!
what was that skids programme back in the 90s? Dooby Duck? the string puppet duck that had a band or something.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Dooby Duck's Disco Bus!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# what I remember, was in the credits, there was some footage of a Frilled Lizard running on its hind legs, but it was being played backwards......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# dooby dooby dooby quackquack
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# My tribute to W-S-M pier. Bit gutted really :(
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I remember that stall.
man, there goes another part of my childhood :(
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
Hate that thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# it's gonna jump!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# SEXYTEIM!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# is the "my ass is on fire" better?
can you accept it now? :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Hey, I wasn't the one complaining
I was just nodding in agreement ;)

But yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
well it creeps the fuck outta me....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I don't know which is sexier
The orifice or the child inside.

EDIT:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# The child.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)
# phhooooaaarrr
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a while..
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hehhehehe! excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Seams like you haven't lost your touch though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# :D
Thank you! Have missed the board. Jobs can be shit sometimes.
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Quit your job
it's obviously doing you no good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# ha!
I can't seem to quit. One of those morally redeeming jobs. Damn things.

I work at an animal shelter. They need me to much. Or I need them. Either way..
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Well, post more fluffs then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# 'Ning
Just another Manic Monday

My stuff Here!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahahhaahahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# allow me this


It ain't often my home town gets on the news

and nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Just saw this on the BBC website.
It's like a large bonfire, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Thats cos Its mainly wooden
The structure should be ok, but everything on top is gonna go
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
#
someone's already said: "It looks as if the pier has collapsed on itself. Nothing is going to be saved."

'fraid it looks like it's ALL gone....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Do you think this has anything to do with the great B3ta fire?
JS is a member of B3ta
JS comes from W-S-M

Shirley not a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Nobody saw me do it, you cant prove anything
Insurance job... bet my house on it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Similar thing happened to a pub where I was brought up
Pub was run down for ages and finally derelict but it was a local treasure as The Who used to play there (or played there once - you know how local myth is). Anyway, developers bought it but couldn't do anything with it as all the plans involve knocking it down.

Low and behold, "squatters start a fire" and the whole place goes up. Completely gutted. Now there is a block of flats with balconys looking over the train station, the night club where people keep getting stabbed and the 1960s eyesore of a civic centre. Nice(!).
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)
# haha
sounds like a typical council development plan:

council inherits nice old building
council doesn't want to pay for upkeep
council lets it fall into disrepair
council condemns it as dangerous
council knocks it down
council sells land to developers
council votes for payrise for self

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:06, archived)
# starngley similar to my old neighbours
50 years in their council house, reverts to housing association

Housing association make them move out 'temprarily' to modernise the flat
Housing association decide they can't be bothered to fork out for the work
Housing association rehouse lovely old couple in a shitty flat
Housing association sell flat for a fra\ction of its worth to shonky dodgy landlord
Our ceilings start falling apart
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I've seen this happen many times
Nice Old Buildings do cost a lot of money in upkeep, and councils do need to make their money somehow.

It's unfortunate, I really do wish there was a way to redevelop these buildings in a manner that keeps the original character.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# They could keep the fucking facades
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Council planning committees are full of distant relatives of developers
Planning departments are full of distant relatives of architects
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# grrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Your now-burning house?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)
# nings JS
I didn't know you were from Weston - you seem to have the full complement of fingers and brain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# We'll find out he was borrowing someone else's at some point, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)
# We've all the got the full compliment of fingers
some more than others
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# tahkcalb still up?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Good, I hope the place burns to the ground!
/Sick of Somerset blog
/grumpy Monday blog
/Blog blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# heh
it a-piers to be on fire hyperlulz.

Ning all!

Hope y'all had a good weekend, i did, although was a bit sweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# It was terribly warm, wasn't it?
But I've got 4 days of glorious "heavy rain" ahead, according to the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Yay, that'll be nice.
I'm not really built for sunny weather, come the ice-age i'll be laughing, but that might be a way off.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I bet you're burning fossil fuels at an impressive rate
to bring this Ice Age sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# mwa ha ha haaaaa.
trouble is it'll get hotter before it gets colder. Oh well.

*lights the amazon rainforest with napalm
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I had to go to Lakeside
just so i was somewhere with air-con
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# nice,
you from Essex then? My family's from Hornchurch/Romford
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# somerset born (see above)
but in east London now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Ahh cool
didn't know it was worth leaving town for!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# 'NINGS!
I remember when ours burnt down I was convinced there'd be a bounty of shrapnel under it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)
# that's what mr b3th said this morning
he's itching to get down there with a metal detector...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I never made it
but was led to believe there was nothing there but our oier is southend .... a mile long!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# WESTON-SUPER- MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Great Yarmouth!
Great Great Yarmouth!

/The Big Breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Yay! Me too!
I was half asleep this morning until I heard WsM mentioned on the news. Then I went out into the garden to see the huge tower of smoke, which wasn't there. Quite a few helicopters whizzing about overhead, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

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