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# Love sport? Can't wait 'til Christmas?


Click for sharper (350KB)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# oh crikey
:)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
nicely
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Ha, oh lord
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I guffawed
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# free tuna?!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# exactly that :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# FREE TUNA?!

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# too much
candy
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ^_^
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# old one
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Logo what not thingy
Ok im dicking about with a website and my logo looks like v2mc done in paint (because it is).
Has any one got any suggestions on what I could do with it to make it look a little (or a lot) better?


jez
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# first
tell me what vm2f v2cm stands for
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Veteran 2 modern classics
Cars
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# righty
firstly
don't use txt speach, people who like veteran / vintage / classic cars do not understand this concept
my car (work in progress)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# It doesn't really reflect that. It looks like a shampoo logo.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# VO5 V2MC
Now with added monuglobins to destroy the evil trebulons that cause bad hair ends.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Oh man. Combine that and your earlier comment about the flat earth cult and you got yourself an epic.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I can't beat real ads, though.
There was one ad that talked about silicon collagen biospheres.

THEY INFLATE UP TO NINE TIMES!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Don't forget those awesome Penta-Peptides!
Yeah great. 5 Proteins. Which are beneficial ... how?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# And that hair dye 'WITH REAL PRISMS'
to reflect the light ...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# There was one that advertised healing the cells INSIDE THE DNA.
I'd like to see that one.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# THE CELLS INSIDE THE DNA.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# then drawded a car
that's a old one mashed into a modern one
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# you want to be talking to dave
he's probably over on /talk somewhere, although now i've mentioned him, he'll appear, he's psychic.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# It doesn't look like it's something to do with cars
Try using some other font, but nothing too obvious: www.dafont.com/
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# thank you
i will have a look at this
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# or
nick bits from car marques and cobble them together for a truly automotive feel.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# SHIMMER
SHINE
GLOSS
REFLECTIONS
A STAR IN THE TOP RIGHT WITH "2.0!" INSIDE IT
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# + LENS FLARE
please
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# DROP SHADOW
EMBOSS
BEVEL
GRASS BRUSH
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# POLAR COORDINATES
BLACK BODY COLOR TABLE
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Grass Brush?
*tries*

Oooh!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# do 2 stand them on end
make it look more vision on.

best logo ever.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# don't use paint
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Do it in something other than Paint?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Lens flare everywhere
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Listen to this wise man/woman/god of olde
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# find a font you like that isn't some whacky shite display font
use a sensible colour that suits the colour scheme of your website

if you feel it needs it, add a non-blurry drop shadow in a contrasting (but tasteful) colour
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# like comic sans?
at least itll stand out
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ctrl-i
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# but don't press it
hold ctrl + i

and stare at it for hours.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# add boobies
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Now that’s an idea!
:-)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# To summarise
Add a car lens flare gloss reflections a star some grass a brush a lovely font.
Make it green and orange and add norks.
And don't use paint.
See? B3tards are really helpful :)

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You should charge for this advice
send him a bill
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ducks are sooo last week
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# where's my blunderbuss
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I think the kids would think this was 'hip'
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# blimey!
i bet that took a huge budget to make
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Well, we had our best people
working on it...and their kids.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
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#
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# Smashing!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# MICROWAVE
YEAH!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# This
is the freaking shizzle.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Very well put !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hell yeah i don't know what the hell that is
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I fucking love these
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# watermelons?
oh i read that as "i love fucking these"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Have the bottom half of a vector type thing
Given how long this took me, I don't think I'll ever get it finished. I just don't understand Illustrator.

Click for pretty sauce lady (120kb)

Also for something completely different, but almost as pointless:
After being caught out one too many times, I made a user style to colour ilovehorses links a tasteful magenta. Works on Firefox with either the Stylish or Greasemonkey extensions.
Does it work?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# It works :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# tits
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# and that's the other reason I'll never get the top half done
they're damn distracting...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# tits
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# TITS!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Tits with squirrels
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Squits?
No thanks
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Sexy nuns taking turns fucking squirrels with tits in the ass with a magenta coloured strapon

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Now this I like
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I think you understand it more than I do
nicely

/edit: nice source!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Looks real fine from the waist down . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i'll take one.
no idea what the stylish thing is supposed to have done though.

nicely.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# If you have Firefox with the Stylish extension
installing the script should turn links to www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses magenta, so you can avoid them.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i just installed it
and all links are the same colour, sort of light purple.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it works for me
if that helps :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# that's put my mind to rest
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# 'tis good.
Nice body too.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Cow and Chicken's sexy aunt?
woo!

De-Ris
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
ahh yes
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# it's bloody brilliant so far matey
if you've made such seamless gradients without any understanding i am teeming with jealousy.

keep at it, please!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hmm...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i say
i may be a bit busy for a minute or two
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# it works
but since ghostie and others have a tiny url set up that'll probably fox it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Bastard
I'm doing courses in the stuff and I still haven't figured this out. Bravo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# apologies

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# *SPANG*
*spang**spang**spang**spang**spang**spang**spang**spang*
*spang**spang**spang**spang**spang**spang**spang*

It burnsssss usssssss


/edit How rude... woo to the mothefuckin' yay
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# It Burns?
there's a fucking boiling kettle on your wrist, of course it's going to burn.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Spillage would be bad.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# pfft
i for one, would buy this product.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# this and that ^
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# and that ^as well
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *waits for the whistle*
I wonder if they're available in red . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I wanted the product this is based on
but then I thought about it for a while and realised I really didn't.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# A portable kettle would be awesome
Ponder on it, a mere moment, and you will realise; just carry a teabag and some sugar about with you, and you can have tea anywhere.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Yes . . . but when ?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I was refering to the watch phone that is underneath the kettle
but a portable kettle is known in the trade as a thermos flask :D

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Oh, good grief...
*clicks madly*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# nice kittys
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# LOVE CATS
*bass*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# dobedobedodoDOdo do be dobedodododoo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Lovecats
not strangers in the night, you dummy!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# into the sea, you and me
all these years and no one heard
i'll show you in spring
it's a treacherous thing
we missed you hissed the lovecats
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
# More like lovescat, amirite.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# your not wrong
i love a teenage dirtbox baby
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# just realised
the look like an old mans shaved bollocks.....not that i have ever seen one
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# You ever seen a grown man naked?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# myself
...i think
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Do you like hanging around in gymnasiums?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# They also make fine wine thieves . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# As the credit crunch...erm crunches more dramatically
sales of frozen food soar.


Compo suggestion here
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)
# compo clicked
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Result!
:)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I just ordered lunch from here.
How cute is this site?

www.monkeyhousecafe.com/
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# bloody noisy
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# bugger, I was on mute.
my apologies. Site's should never have auto sound, ever.

Bastards.

*cancels order*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# also
doesn't seem to have a noise off button.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# that fat cunt will be crying on his 110,000 a week
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# He's worth more than all Fulton's shop added together!!


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i have no idea what it is
maybe it's because i'm a lahndaner
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I was worried that it was an odd northan shop that noone else would know
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Dear God, that man looks sinister
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# he used to try and get you
to sign up for a Littlewoods catalogue

and he is about 6'8"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I remember him...or someone similar.
You from Sheff?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I am
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Yays!!!
There are tonnes of us!!!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Well,
at least 5ish.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Hmm...
*counts*

I can think of six.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# MAN!
oooops, puts cock away
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I didn't realise it was just up here!

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I'm still amazed by people who don't know
what Netto is.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Ignorance is bliss, remember.
I went to netto the other week, to save some pennies, and I spent £15 more than I do in Morrisons!!!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Cheapo frozen food shop.
Stuff that's nearly out of date, and foriegn crap.

Ten mars bars for a pound...but they go out of date tomorrow, kind of shop.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Compo suggestion is a bit like
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Just because...


...and it took much longer than I had anticipated.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Which one's Perry?
Waits to see how many get the connection.....
Woo btw
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Ta for wooage...
Does it count if I don't get the connection?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# No,
It could be rather tenous for some.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# they're very pasty
their whiteness is almost cornea-burning

EDIT: i now have a headache. not your fault, i've got new glasses. i'm off to rest my poor peepers.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# James May (being shot), The Invisible man and Jonathan Ross
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
At least it's not just me that saw all three of those in there too.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# its good
most woo
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Average White Band?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# White yes...
Average no.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I've not heard a lot of their stuff, but it does entertain me :)
I WAS NOT MAKING A DIG, DO NOT WORRY.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Never crossed my mind :)
I'd have their babies had I the right machinery.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Buy a womb on ebay.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I'm too scared to see if that's actually possible.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Forbidden
{thankfully i think)

I was expecting a certain equine site.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Aw, mang.
Horses is old. Relinked for fun.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Finally that picture makes 'sense'
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# is there another version of this face?
or does the shadowing get shopped out by some crafty clever swine
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Haku dun it.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Turnips
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Artichokes!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# This is sick.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Shades of Adidas
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# PUSA?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yep...
Finest band on the planet imho.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I agree
saw them this year in Brighton, much fun, not as good as last year in London thye Rocked.

Feather Pluckin.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I saw them in Manchester...
They did 'Stranger' :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Adidas Gazelle
sweet!~
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# cruel and unusual
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# now that's sport, right there
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Haha!
:)

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# what are
the dairy-related possibilities of such a beast?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# They are tip top, I can assure you
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# *orders 17 gallons*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# herbivore or carnivore ???
i'm going to go with omnivore
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# mimsyvore
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Isn't that one of those . . . whatchamacallits ?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# It's not a thing-fish, if that's what you mean
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Thank goodness . . . that was awful close !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Holy cow
I imagine it must be
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Happy trails to you . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] O hai, popular snale.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# mmhh
such a versatile snail , think he may also have played Macbeth
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# THE SCOTTISH SNAIL
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# O hai, popular top hat.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ALL TOPHATS DESERVE TO BE POPULAR
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# indeed.
especially moleskin ones
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Do want.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# i bought one
in a second-hand shop when i was a kid. it was ratty and battered to fuck, so mum threw it out.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# YOUR MUM IS A CUNT
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# yes. yes she is.
she threw out my guitar as well.
i hear a damp flannel calling to my tired eyes, i'm off.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Phlunked Maphs
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# i love coneheads
don't you?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)
# kinkeh!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)
# What's your favorite flavour ?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)
# green
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I'm partial to plaid myself . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# with silver sprinkles?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I see no rasin why not . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Pitch her a ring
That is the thing
That's getting her hot-uh
A hoop or a ring
Coin' over the top of her Conehead
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# oh, my!
*hot flushes*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Sexy Obama
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# omg! it's the 2D obama
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# all that campaigning
has left him feeling a little flat
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# How Escheresque
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# i never realised he was so horrificly deformed
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# my shoulder!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Does he not have a back?


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Why not vote for me instead ?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i'm not putting my cross
next to the bri-nylon party
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I vote.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Stronger . . . faster . . . 3TC . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Who the fuck is this Guy?
(he looks a bit like Syncabus)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# alice
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# He's known in these parts as Freebase
he comes from a family of four boys

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# TOATS!!*


* text on a t shirt :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# :D
*groans*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *groins*
...might be more appropriate. Punnage of the most foul variety.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Punnage
Isn't that a lot of strawberry containers?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# /slap
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Wow!
I love your stuff.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Moochos grassy arse
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# *grains*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# 'grinstead'
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *GRINS*
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# lolgroan
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# *WHISTLES*
Needs more arfifacts dude. :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Deleter
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# repeater
dirty bottom eater
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Fuck.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# you bad boy
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# 10000talks!
Congarts.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# NICE!!!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# NIEC.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# meh
only if there were conversation in the thread.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I see what you did thar
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Lossy?????
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# It's very geeky
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i just read that
and thought it said breakfast somewhere in the second paragraph, but it didn't.
i want breakfast now.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Have some oats
with lots of jam : D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# erm
no.
if i can't have a full english(which i can't), i'd rather not bother.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)
# My loss = your gain
or vice a versa . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Yeah . . . I left out the grain . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# toats you say?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# That even looks edible . . .
Pat. Pend.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Yes I have.
With apricot jam.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# no.
i am seriously lacking in toats.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Seriously undertoatsed today
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Too fucking right I have.
Only way to start the day.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# fuck yeah! toats!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Nextian?
Toast Marketing Board. (Jasper Fforde?)

First time I've seen one of those.

Nice.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] QUICK AND NARSTEE. Riled by Mediocre!



(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# is it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# is it
RELEVANT?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# who gives a fuck?
it's vince!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# this
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Actually, fuck it. ^This.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# yay!
VINCE SAVES THE DAY!

as long as the day is tuesday, obviously.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Argh
This is great, but I can't remember the name of the TV programme so I can go watch it on youtube.
I rememberededed. It's Rex the Runt!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# *smugs*
i have the entire series.
if you're watching it on youtube, under the duvet is the best episode.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
#
I didn't realise it was done by the same guy that did lots of other stuff. His other stuff is ok, but Rex the Runt is fantastic. Until I saw that Vince image I hadn't thought of Rex the Runt for years.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i tend to watch it when my nephew is here
it makes him laugh.
makes me laugh, too.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hmm
realised my lack of apostrophes.



*prepares for being nuked from orbit by the grammar nazis - to be sure*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# *grenade launchers*
FHOOOPMF... PTCHOWWWW!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# you know, i don't know which species is worse
you don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit shit but i'm noobtastic
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Ohhhh
do not want. DXDX


*click*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I thought it said *lick* there for a moment
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Eeeeeeeew
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Mediocre, I don't like it when blobfish is sad :(((((((
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Do not fear!

one moment
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
# there now
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Aww, look he's so pretty now :)))))))))))))))))
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I don't like it when blobfish is happy.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I HATE YOU.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# WE'RE NOT BFF ANYMORE.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND AND YOU ARE NOT MY FELLOW DJ.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
I'M KEEPING THE RING
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# mmmmmyes
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I like it when blobfish wears makeup.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# blobfish is not clownfish
although he's less creepy than an actual clown
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# How about...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# special constable blobfish!
woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# you are under a-fez
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Oh FUCK

;)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# ha ha, they should get a stage act together
they should get a stage act together
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# that
is one fearsome fish
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....
*deep breath*

... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Fuck that's scary
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Quit living in the past
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# THE FUTURE IS HAPPY
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# lol
awesome
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# win
because:
fez
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# hello KK
how are you?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
# O hai! Popular blobfish, meet popular fez
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Top stuff!
Like it. :o)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# what a festive tumour
*sicks a little*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Hello!! :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
how's you?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Recovering from being ill :]
AND GUESS WHAT!!!!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# WHAT?????
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Caewan's visiting tomorrow :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# mini-bash!
it is your sworn duty to b3ta to ensure that you both get horrendously drunk. however, do not share your girlfriend with him as this is wrong.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahah well I don't think he'll be staying :[
He's on holiday with his parents.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
# even more reason to get drunk!
i demand pics of this.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# But then they'd never let him come near me again :[
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# oh, please!
i used to get shitfaced when i was 14. as long as i paid for the booze myself and didn't hurl in the house, my folks were fine with it.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# His parents wouldn't let him drink even when he was 17 :/
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# poor fucker
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# CRAAAAB PEEEOPLE CRAAAAAB PEEEEOPLE.
I am uninstalling Vaio bloatware. Yay.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Seamed like a good idea at the time
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# #Touch the ham, don't touch the ham, baybee#
wait, that IS a ham isn't it?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I certainly hope so

I'm touching it like there's no tomorrow
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Sorry
It's a pick, which he's trying to nick.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Ah
*gets*
Nicely done btw
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# this^
I'm rather slow today, very woo :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# slow is not the word!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# a Quick Real Photo Sunday pic
was in this lift yesterday


Click for bigger (84KB)
a film for people with speech impediments?
sorry for girth
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# No, a lift.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# so
you also have trouble saying list then?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# No, a lift.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# ARRGH!
It broke the net!
wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/

Dont ask me what it is, I dont know, but I like it!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# What the shit?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Teh
Haxxorz Pwn Joo Now!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Those crazy Austrians
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# and their kangaroos
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Yes.
Also - I relpied to my own reply. Bugger.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Old one... BinDone
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# No, a lift.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Yes, they are a lift company
They make lots of lifts.
Response so far has been a little strange.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# FFS
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Hello titsafterdinner

This is usually how I end up trying to pronounce your name.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Ohhhh, original.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *basks*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Oooh.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# You drunk?
are
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# No! Which reminds me: I have no coke to add to my Jaegermeister.
Also that I've emptied my cl bottle of Jaeger. :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# sniffing coke or drinking coke?

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# i usually think of it as a low grade hissing noise. like Rod Hulls telly
/topical
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Me no function beer well without.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I tried to make a movie poster of this once
It turned out being shit though.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# first time I noticed the name
so it made me chortle... anyway ;P
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# newsflash from aeons ago...
you have only just noticed this?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# ^
I have the excuse of living in Spain
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I used to work in Waitrose
And they had a Schindler's Lift.

Ironically, they also refused to employ Jews.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# gufffaaw
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# the lifts in the company i'm working in are made by Porn and Dunwoody
a true fact
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
#
the lift where I work is made by Kone, tickles me even now.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# No, a lift
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# No, a lift
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# TOAL
edit: never apologize for girth
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I could have made more lifts.... :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# a lisp required?


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAahhhaah
*yes*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# More point to a wedding disco without a bride or groom.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# No.
No no no.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# No?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Why?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Just no.
Understand?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I don't understand, actually.
What's no? The band? Or the picture?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ANSWER ME GODDAMMNIT
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# no, no, no, no
no no noThere's no limit!


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *raves*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I can't get my head around what that means...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# It's an Arctic Monkeys lyric.
He's saying it's pointless.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I seeeee
Hello :]
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i'd like to solve the puzzle...
..."alex turner"?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Good job!
You get ah...this half full bottle of juice drink. :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# MY NAME AM ASH KETCHUM.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
CATCHY CATCHY
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# KETCHUP
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I FOUND ANOTHER LEADER BEAN.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

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