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# unhappy faces...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Noooooo!
Poor biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# bye bye biscuit bye bye!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# omg...
i expected something else from you
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# would?
hahahahah!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# haha, ya fecker, that resulted in an office snort...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSCSw_VwIs
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# That just keep getting better
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

fooking creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# seen that before
v weird....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Aww cheer up biccie!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Cry Baby, John Terry Wogan


noonz to all
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# D:

/Chelsea fan blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# lol, football
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I have not seen this before.
I find it highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Haha

*is banned?*
;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Tyme for Goodcat.

What kind of action should he engage in the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The washing up
With pink rubber gloves
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Aaaargh!
*checks*

Nope, try harder next time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Worth a shot.
Send in teh Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *living room lols*
Trying to explain all this to Mr Trellis. He seems bemused :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *waves*
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Hello :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# teh Quo??? Fuck teh Quo
Call for.............
.....................
.....................
teh fear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ...
Damnit man! You really think such a move is...required?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *limps over on walking stick*
*glares*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# are you trying to make her drop sprog right here and now?
think man think - she's posting for two!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Can you wait a bit?
I don't want to make a mess of the sofa
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# you should have said that nine months ago!!!
sorry...I'll go now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I did....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# im hungry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Spicy food is meant to help!
I'magine, going for a full blow out indian so that you lose weight:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# There's always more of the ol' in-out
that's supposed to help things along.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Had a curry and chilli naan Monday night
And -ahem- other methods are also being tried ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Just try poking something more significant up there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Get the plunger, I say
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Stand on a crossroads
facing Swindon with a large flag depicting a Willy Thorne holding a Wasps' nest. Wave this flag whilst chanting "Sim dim dim dim sim bim sim."
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *notes all this down*
How freaked would you be if that actually worked?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Work with what now?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# If I drop while doing all of what you said
I shall be writing to the BMJ
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Thumb wrestling Chloe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# THE'DAY
THE'DAY
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Thumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# people who mention the price of the shirt their wearing
EVER - even when asked - are, by virtue of their actions, tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Well you try telling him then
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'd be happy to
he'd feel my disdain and then the cold steel of my knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That's so rude!
You caould at the very least warn it first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# the knife which
cauterises while it cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Diathermy is your friend
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# we fell out
I found out he was stirring my porridge - if you get my meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Ah, getting his oats?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# kind of;
getting MY oats!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Ooooh, nasty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ^ well said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Mine was FREE.
Am I still a tosser?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# no
you've proved my partially wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# No, I am a tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# no
but for other reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I hope you don't bleed easily...my mum made this jacket!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# fisting another cat. Male or female.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm glad you said it!
He looks ready for a bit of elbow deep action.
*ignores self*

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# yeah nice one
a knuckle sandwich should sort em out
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# inter species yiffery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Following on from his shirt comment
Fighting a Jet Li style character in a Mummy/Indiana Jones style film.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# stomping on puppies
and twisting the heads of kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# * Unlurks

^ THIS ^

* Relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# resisting the ball of wool
'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Birth.
Ning JJ
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I've noticed a worrying trend in young men of late
that of "invisible carpet carrying".
Is this a universal phenomenon from gym use and some sort of macho pressure, or is it just people in my town being duped by a particularly excellent invisible carpet selling evil hypnotist?

I think you should stop perpetuating unrealistic cliched physical stereotypes and draw some anthropomorphised yiffmongery with normal bodies!

right on!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# taken as read.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Leo should be whirling an evil Badrat around his head by the tail,
while evil minion moles look on in fear, dropping their shovels and cowering behind their claws.

In the background, a pot of ancient gold.

/audio-described-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# turn into a beautiful lady.
i for one am not attracted to the big hulky cat-men.
Also, how is the hillary thing coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Nearly done.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Making the bed
Because all kitties like to sleep in a clean bed.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# engineer is credit to team!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# (Bind)n(un) on the run?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7548472.stm
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Don't know
But arf :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Coltrane was asked to
pose for a wanted poster,
a criminal looked exactly like him....


(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Is this FACT?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# 'the thief looks like a 16 year old version of him'
So why the hell have a photo of a bloke in his late forties?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# they did that thing on BBC3 where you children turn out to be
rapists if you feed them chips and turn out to be Nobel Prize Winning COEs of multinational non profit organisations if you teach them to ride a bike.

... what's it called again - how to look 10 years younger naked is your house swap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# It's illegal in NZ to post photos of juvinile offenders
Thats why they opted for the famous old-bloke lookie-likie poster option
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# It is fact.
That's one desperately ugly child. No wonder he turned to crime.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# With ugliness comes criminal tendencies
sad but true
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# It's more than that, it's science!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Can't argue with science
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# pah
Science is flimsy fool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# LEAVE SCIENCE ALONE
*comforts science*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# SCIENCE IS SHINY SHAM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Leave science out of it
or i'll kick your head in
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Science is like panto but not as well written or acted!
www.b3ta.com/board/8645563
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# :-O
As a b3ta scienceist, I'm outraged!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I too am Scientifically minded
but I still think Science is over revered; it's just guesswork proved right.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Better than guesswork proved wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# only slightly
I'm reading The Mysterious Universe by Sir James Jeans atm - it's an astronomy book written in the 30s - it's full of incorrectness written with the utmost confidence... it's also beautifully written:

"Everything that has been said, and every conclusion that has been tentatively put forward, is quite frankly speculative and uncertain. We have tried to discuss whether present-day science has anything to say on certain difficult questions, which are perhaps set for ever beyond the reach of human understanding. We cannot claim to have discerned more than a very faint glimmer of light at the best; perhaps it was wholly illusory, for certainly we had to strain our eyes very hard to see anything at all. So that our main contention can hardly be that the science of to-day has a pronouncement to make, perhaps it ought rather to be that science should leave off making pronouncements: the river of knowledge has too often turned back on itself."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah
coz it puts its fingers in its ears and goes lalalalalalalala!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I read...
that he wasn't asked, but found it funny when he found out?
I dunno about posing, but I know the poster is real. (according to the metro anywho). They couldn't use the kids picture because he was too young.
(Virulent, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I know the story
Didn't know if it had been done on here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# 16 year old looks exactly like Robbie Coltrane
... I find that staggering in it's unexpectedness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Not to mention its unfortunateness for the bloke in question
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Arf
I love Sandy Toksvig.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Pfft
not quite like that I don't think.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# mwhahahaha
"Imagine a 16yo version of Robbie Coltrane with lank and greasy hair".

Bastards! Hitting a man where it hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Got any leeches for this?

"Look at me naked bits, ya crazy tank bastards"
(Virulent, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ahaha
*click*


although i was expecting wogan.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# The tanks
have a bigger erection
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I like your photos
how did you do the light graffiti and can you introduce me to burlesque dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Light graffitti
is with various LED lights waved about in a dark room with 5 sec exposure then inverted, and possibly but she has a boyfirend
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# nice one
I'll get my Holga on the case asap.

Is her boyfriend better than me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Probably not
He doesn't say much
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I think the tank is excited at the prospect
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you perv :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Ive been looking for that advert on Youtube for ages
WHY CANT I FIND IT? ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET? NO MENTION AT ALL CONSPIRACYYYYYY.

ahem, excuse me..

Woo picture! Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You live in China
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# here ya go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGa5JM9GjE
(Virulent, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# lol!!
this is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# to be as cool as you


I'm sorry. I think I'm funnier than I am.

Also, does anyone else think michael phelps looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# schizophrenia?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Terry Jones meets Saakaschwili
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Seams?...SEAMS?? SEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS??????
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS??????????

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I see no seams
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Blessed seams
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Peter Cook and Dudley Moore?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I really REALLY need to make a seamshorse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It's incredibly good for the soul.
...and may even induce labour(*)



* may not in fact be the case
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# The Slipper
gets me everytime...

We should have a Seamsday,one day of the week, dedicated to seams..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# really bad idea..
or we all be doing real seams after a while..

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *giggles*
I think you lot are more eager to get me into labour than I am!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It's a race...
My brother in law's missus is having a C-section on Friday.

no she's not too posh to push, the poor wee lass is breeched

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Aw, that's not on
I'm praying a section won't be necessary - but mum had one crash one and three planned, and her mum had one as well....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# My cousin's had two.
"out through the sunroof, not the boot"

her words, not mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Chocks away!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Wooo! Seams! XD
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# this looks like microwaves work
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# pffffttt
XD
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# wtf?
TJ geeky lols to the fore!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# never have a picture and a sig
been so perfectly matched
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hulk wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Jesus!
That's some new species you've discovered there!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# aw
i think he looks be-yoo-tiful
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That is giving me serious fear
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# How the devil are you?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hot mostly
Lounging around on the sofa watching Medical Detectives while drinking coffee and eating mini rolls. Hard life :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Well it's definately going to be a b3tard
It's a day late:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Oh god
What if it arrives on a Tuesday?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Well it is a day for noobs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# make baby trellis an account ASAP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hee hee, I shall see what I can do!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think everyone should make one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I think everyone has
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i thought i'd just have a go because i haven't done any proper shopping in ages.
as you can tell.



shitbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# 8..(
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# When I saw the title I thought oh shit!
but I think you just earned a click
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ...the fuck?!
AAAAARGH! D:
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# out now!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# All conflicts should be settled over a game of tiddlywinks
it's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# We need this as a competietive sport
start training for 2012 peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
ha ha

h a . . .

um

i dun get it
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# tiddliewinks are like little counter things...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# BOOM CUPSHOT doesn't quite have the same ring to it as BOOM HEADSHOT
AND I'M LIKE RATTATATATATATA!!! PFFTPTTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTF!!!
NANANANANNANANANANANNANAN!!!
BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ping!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I CAN DANCE ALL DAY I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!!*
AND YOU STILL COULDN'T GET ONE IN THE CUP!!
AND I'M LIKE PING!! CUPSHOT!! PING CUPSHOT!!
TRY AND BEAT ME TRY AND BEAT ME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I bow down
to your tiddlywinks inspired rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# read about fps_doug
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pure_Pwnage
then maybe watch some...
the I can dance all day bizzo is a mash up from pure pwnage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Cupshot :o/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Rimshot?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I know a bird, who's cups are hot!
she serves coffee...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# zooooooooom.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Yummeh
Land one over here :]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# IRAN IS ATTACKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ZOOOOOM!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# In Asia, 'Cillit Bang' is called 'Easy-Off Bang'
Prob for similar reasons to the 'Jif' rebranding fiasco
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Heh!
I f***ing love this song!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HAHA Brilliant.
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!

*gets idea to do it with the fake missile pic from weeks ago*
*doesn't bother*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Yeehaw...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# america is a shoe in for the gold
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i would buy this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# For what pupose?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Fwapping.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# nice
Also TJ, my computer is on it's last legs. anyone here know about putting together a new one, i can't decide on processor speed, ati, nvidia, sli/xfire vs single card, want best bang for buck for about 500 quid.

Needs to be well powered for PS, Music making and gaming.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# you should be able to get a lot for 5 hunned notes
... I use ebuyer and microdirect... the last one I put together was a shuttle for my brother and it is very impressive. He runs Avid on it so it's strong too.

I'm not sure if I'm right or not but I have a preference for AMD processors, ASUS mother boards, SAMSUNG RAM and Seagate drives.

Ebuyer are doing the Athlon 64 X2 6000 for less than £80, you can get two SATA II 500G drives and raid them together, probably another £80... The ASUS crosshair AM2 is good... but pricey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# If you have a recently deceased pet you can save a few quid on the casing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# depends on the pet
although if you keep mice and beavers your sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# who keeps
mice AND beavers, shirely people mostly keep one or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Might be worth a look at this
www.tomshardware.com/reviews/System-Builder-Marathon,1962.html

Newest Tom's Hardware sub-1000 dollar PC buying guide.

Even if you only use it as a starting point, it should give you an idea. Best of luck
(Gareth, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I made mine..
AMD athlon 64 duel core processor
Radeon X1950 graphics card
Asus Motherboard (can hold 2 graphics cards)
New Power pack

for about £500-600 can't remember, but I'm sure you can price it all if you search
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# smashing thanks all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Bindun?

Apologies for seams, I'm in a rush!
(Virulent, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I filenamed
and I'm glad I did

:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# me too
saved a rizla
(chippy time travel agents, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Sorry, I just love my new seams horse. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# oof!
That broom up his bum looks painful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# But
he can clean up as he goes
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Ah, he's hired then!
He can start by mucking out Jade Goody
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Judging by the length of his legs
I would say not. Jade Goody has to live in her own shit to survive
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# He loves it.
and can I have some carpet munch?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Blain the mono?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *suffers confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# it's a character from a Steven King book
an evil train...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ah!
all is now somewhat clearer...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# the books are called The Dark Tower
and they are a series of 7 very long books - I'm not sure if Steven King didn't realise he would make more money if he didn't have an editor.

Anyway - I would not recommend you to read them unless you have a strong desire to and a lot of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# needs more seamage!

It's hard to achieve that real seamy look aint it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# it's the fat man
that makes this image PERFECT
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# That Fat Man looks like..
Jim Jones.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I was actually trying for a less seamy seams horse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I swear I've seam that horse before...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# awesome song :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# agreed
which version you listening to today?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I still love The Charlie Daniels Band's version :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ^
seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *does quick cr3ation music search*
^thirded
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^fourthed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Most awesome.
And excuse the blatant boast, but I do an awesome rendition at karaoke ;)
(Virulent, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# youtube or it isnt true!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Lols
that means finding a poor sod to record me :p
I'll see what I can do! lol
(Virulent, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *filenamelolz*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Russians am nice
Russia is not a nice country. The universe is full of duplicity.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Todays Stadium-Air-Guitar-Leather-Pants-Fest Stars; Tomorrows Desparate Grabbing Reality TV Stars
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Internet loves lars.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# joey pwns lars!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# is that dog cut out in paint?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# thats a rather personal question
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Yes
I would like to thank MS Paint for all work in this image
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i do it by editing the raw binary
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# He is a right tubby bitch these days
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# the dog isnt that big
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I know not who this is
but - the idea amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Lars Ulrich
drummer from 'tallica
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# OIC
I not really RAWK enough for this board - you're all into stadium-air-guitar-leather-pants-fest time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# :D
*windmills*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sounds better if I say 'Rock Star'
instead of 'Stadium-Air-Guitar-Leather-Pants-Fest Star'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Or does it?
*edits*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# "Bowling Bowling Monty!!!"


Click for bigger (17KB)
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# i see what you did there
www.b3ta.com/board/8645221
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I'm always open to a good bit of advice
I still dont get how the Dyslexia stuff, however long they've been here, can be passed as acceptable
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# you can post whatever you like
but just dont expect everyone to like it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Is he excited
because he just shat himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# would like to add a Mr.Whippy style turd between his legs
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# and staining
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Billy the Squits??
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# urgh!
That's looks to be a proper 'national lottery' bum explosion, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# haha it still amuses me, the reaction this picture gets :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# What did you expect when you made it?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# people to be sick....it almost worked :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# the jobbies just look so obscenely real!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# urgh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# well...it's much better than posting your twatty mates
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Haha i didn't actually notice for about 3 seconds :/
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha, I like this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# HA HA HA
*sends to that other one*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# McCain will win the election with this image
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# it was hard, and i lost :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# that really is wank.
:( what a disappointment.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# lol beef
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hehehe :D
true nonetheless
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# can i hear the handbag alarm?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# So's your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# if you can't get your reply right the first time
I'm not sure you're allowed a second go
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I've checked the FAQ
And you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# 'ningles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# and glitter
straight from the arse of a unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# we're not? damn....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that clicking reply buttons is not only acceptable but also completely awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I mean it's the whole basis of reciprocal communication.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# not if you're talking to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What if I'm posting my internal dialogue?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# post in the dunny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# w0g/-\n, when I write I put all my insecurities out on paper for the world to see.
It hurts me when you say that my writing belongs in a toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'm sorry. Please do not flounce :)
I just believe that great works of literature belong in toilets such that people may enjoy them whilst seeking releif from many of the worlds stresses.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I mean, I like people to be able to follow my train of thought when I'm talking.
Is that acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# there are no rules
just the law
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# eh?
you would appear to be a cunt?

REBOOT! REBOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# you dropped your dummy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# LOL..
This shows the absurdity of B3ta sometimes..

That image is simply shit. If a newbie had posted it, they would have got burned at the stake.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# no they wouldn't
stop being a cunt just because he said your pictures are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# LOL.. *chokes on coffee*
I can take it on the chin.. but if you think a few stick men on an image is funny? or talented?
You need to take your nose out of his arse..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8645352

why's nobody fighting :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i don't think this is especially talented.
i'd say the same if you were responding to anyone here. just because someone lashes out at you doesn't mean you have to hit back. turn the other cheek and move on man, life's too short to be a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# christ.. lol .. HELLO !
Anyone can say what they like... I don't care..

However, if someone states that my image is so bad that they want to ignore me..then posts a waste of thread image with stick men..Hey !! Thats fair game to me ! Not being a cunt, just giving it back..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# FIGHT
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfightFIGHTFIGHTfightfightfightfight
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# stop being such a cunt

you've been here for 10 months, noob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ??? Honesty is the best policy I always thought..
What you do is awesome.. but stick men - to me is a disappointment..not me being a cunt, just honest.

My image earlier wasn't any mates..that flying fat fuck has been doing the rounds on the net for years..I thought everyone had seen it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I didn't read his comment as being a personal attack on you.
and I think you're being a tad touchy over nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ??? The I've never ignored anyone but you're probably gonna be the first..
hmmmm.. sounds pretty direct to me.

Its all piss in the ocean anyway :D as soon as its all off the front page it will be forgotten.

*shrugs*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I saw Just a Minute being recorded yesterday
so FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *jealouses*
who was on?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# gird your loins for the line up was as thus:
on my right we have Clement Freud and Paul Merton and too my left Fred Macaulay and... some Scottish lass who I don't know or remember the name of. It will be broadcast on the 25th - listen out and see if you can hear me laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# How will we know it's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I sound like this:
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh...
That narrows it down
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# yes
just listen for a laugh as constant as a metronome ha - ha - ha - ha - hahaha

*yikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# He's the one wanking furiously . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Nicholas Parsons is pure sex
in a blue jacket and beige slacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Surely that's more of a visual clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# It would be if he wasn't shouting
"fwap fwap fwap" while he was doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# So I'm listinging out for
ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Yep
If I do hear this on the recording, I am going to be very freaked out!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# no no no
you're getting it all wrong - the secret to finding me on the radio is that my penis emits the sound of 'Sailing By' when I ejaculate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Are you available for parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# sexy parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# then yes
I am available for sexy parties
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# So THAT'S where I've been going wrong?
I've always listened out for "Come Sail Away".

It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# nope - Sailing By
every night, just before the shipping forecast, they transmit from my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# yes, yes it is . . .
yes it is . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You are made of win
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# it's so nice of you to notice
... it almost didn't happen because as Tilusha Ghelani had finished setting things up someone collapsed in teh audience and we all had to wait for an ambulance.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# O noes!
People are so selfish, collapsing all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *envys*
you lucky devil
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# so are the retarded fantasies on your profile
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# aaaw I miss CS
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Needs more 8xAA
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# heh
I really want to buy some land and build de2, it'd be a total headfuck to actually walk around the place, i mean, i know that map about as well as my home town!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# only if i can run around it yelling
LAAAAAGG
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# fag n00b etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# press alt+f4 to open secret menu
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# de2 is horrible
assault ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# OMFG HAX!
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I'd say so! How're you supposed to hit those stick bodies?
Guess head shots are a bit easier though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# bang
bang bang bang

you're dead!

No - you don't have a force field Kev-in! No - no you don't.. I'm telling mum
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I CAN DANCE ALL DAY I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!!*
TRY AND HIT ME TRY AND HIT ME
BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
HEEAAAAAAAADDSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
*floral dance obviously
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Durrr-Dun . . . . Durrr- Dun . . . .
dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun COO-EEE!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# No bridge.
Fake.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# D'OH!
*regrets failure to use bridge/helicopter as the background*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# COO-EEE!
Not enough people say that, these days
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Awww
See? It's only the Great Whites who are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# RASCIST!
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# That makes me joy SO hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# you must have a bazillion of these now
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hee hee
*waves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# "Nope, not yet"?
edit: i know what it means, i mean is it still accurate?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# It is
But I have cake and tea, so all is well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# i have tea, but no cake
and also no baby inside me - so all is kinda well

good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *hands over slice of cake*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# cheers
*scoffs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# And now all is right
My work here is done
*flourishes cloak, makes impressive exit*
*comes back sheepishly to get cloak out of the door*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# woah there
less flourishy - you're caping for two!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *shows ultrasound of Trellis TNG caping*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# 'ning Trelly!
no sign of big'ead yet?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Nope
Plenty wriggling, not a lot of escaping
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *waves*
How'd it go?

Baby out yet?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *points at sig*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *notices sig*
Oh no! bless you!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Tis not a problem
It being the first one and all, I was never expecting to go early
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# You must be quite comfortable then?
My mrs was screaming by this stage both times!
I can't wait ......for you.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah, reasonably
Apart from my hands. Had to take my rings off the other day (elastic bands and gallons of savlon) and my fingers still hurt :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Aww bless!
Hopefully it'll all be over soon.
Are you doing the hospital thing? We had a home birth second time around, best decision evar!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# We are
Mostly cos my mum ended up having a crash section cos of pelvic issues - as we don't know if I have the same problem, I don't want to risk it. It's looking like I don't, but we can't know!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oh I see
Yes get ya'selfdown there.
It's the safest place to be with issues like that, god that would have been interesting in our bedroom!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# looks like a giant hand
is holding them :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Jings! Crivens!
Help ma Boab!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# awwww
reminds me of this fella:

(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
more like this . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Now there's a happy chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# These are WONDERFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *swoons*
I'm drowning in a sea of glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *rescues*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I had palpitations
when I saw a "Mrs Droog" link :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# hehehehe!
I's a nawwty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *tickuls*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# chain-saw manatee.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I am filled with glee
Sir Hat, I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Oh hai
Friendly-sharky-type
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Woahgan!

This post contains 20% of your daily recommended Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# This reminds me of a Brookside actress
I can't remember the name of....
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Claire Sweeny?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# *does nosey/pointy thing like Lionel Blair*
Cheers for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I lolled as soon as I read it
I knew EXACTLY who you meant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hmm..
Rachel Jordache?
EDIT: Doh.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Oh, I remember her!
Who got the good genes in that family!?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# you know what
i don't need the other 80%...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ^this
:( yawns
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# the "i don't need my other 80%" comment is only because i am completely satified by this 20%
it's hideous and that's a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Would.
/Autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# this is really scaring/confusing me... :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# There's no need to be ashamed,
apparently all men are a little wogansexual.

Plus it's very common in the animal kingdom too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Eep!
I may have overdosed. What should I do?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hair of the dog should do you fine:

Wogan overdose is only fatal in those who suffer from antiwogan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Oh my god
Wogan is more arousing than I remember, lucky his arm is covering his trouser snake or this could be considered nsfw!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Bridge. Shark. Pole. The Olympics are real.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hehehe
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# OH !!! GOOD JOB THERE OLD BOY!!
*quoffs back another sherry*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# reminds me of this:


only with more CGI
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Heh
Nicely done :]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# No sea! sorry.
I like your sig too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Harley Quinn...


... Just to show not ALL my pixel-stuff (read: shit I did in paint) is similar to the work of the marvellous Microwave.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# i think this will be
next year's emo fashion.

woo for pixelart
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hehe, probably..
.. It's actually a villain from "Batman". She is sort of Joker's missus.
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# the racoon?
bring back the teacosies.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# When I saw 'racoon' just then
I had images of emos swanning about dressed as cyril sneer

That would be ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# PING!
...

Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# This is good Paint shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# who is microwave?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Your stuff is really like noddegamra's!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'M NODDEGAMRA
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# lol
XD
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# NO, I'M NODDEGAMRA
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# No I'm noddegamra
and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Good work done in Paint.
Wellwhodabelievedit?!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# thats some rather excellent pixelations!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# drew barrymore played her in a film once
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ...?
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Woo!
but isn't it a repost? *wags finger*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# isn't that someone else's drawing?
*wags cock*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I don't think so?
I tend to bookmark my image posts so as not to accidentally repost them. lol. Maybe I have missed it though somehow? That would be embarassing :(
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Isn't Smallbrainfield just simply the best?
I know he's my hero!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# awesome as ever Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Merde...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# POO ROT
I think I had that this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# That's how I read it as well.
commiserations on the leaky bottt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Silent 'T'
Non?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# coffee's quite quiet too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I got Poo Rot too
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I had it yesterday
I just need a chronic cough to complete the album.
Swapsies?

Edit: haha no sex for you tonight then!!
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I had a regular tubgirl going last week.
Had to jump to queue at Boots brandishing Imodium. It was one of those situations where no one complained, they just gave me understanding and pitying looks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hmmm...
would that work in Ikea queues?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# No one needs a standard lamp that much
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Only if you have a flat pack arse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I can help you out there.
I sound like a seal barking at the moment. And I don't even get to fuck Heidi Klum :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *snogs*
Oh you said don't?
*spits*
'ning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# :D
Morning. I'm off to get breakfast now at a Deli and I'm going to sit and watch the girl that works there for about an hour or two. That's not creepy right? Not if I buy something.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
#
www.jibjab.com/originals/do_i_creep_you_out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha yep that's me :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
*calls po po*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# silly minister
There's no seals in Barking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Not yet there's not...
You just wait untill the opening of the_rhyme_minister's Barking Seal Emporium! Then you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I like the idea of the all you can eat seal buffet.
mmmm blubbery.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# i don't sound like a barking seal
does that mean i do get to fuck heidi klum? :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I can't see a flaw in that logic.
You can take her from the boot of my car. Here's the keys *chucks*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *chucks* as in *bokes* or *gives keys*?
'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Little from column A, little from column B...
How do? I'm off now though. I've got try and get through today with out dying of anxiety; A-level results tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# good luck chief
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You can be any fucking person you like.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# thank you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hes making the "RAWK" sign
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Wizard Vs Kung Fu Fattie


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(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Wills and Scatman?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# wot cyou talkin bout?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# LENS FLARE!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# everybody was kungfu fighting!
those kids were fast as lightening!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# This board needs more Kung Fu Fattie !!
and I throw down the gauntlet to those with much better skills than I, to do a better job..

shouldn't be difficult. :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahhaha, like a low budget Mortal Kombat!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahhaha, like a low budget fucking idiot!

in my whole 'alot of time' on b3ta, i've never ignored anyone... but today and yesterday, my finger itches on the button..
i don't know how much longer i can hold it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# LOOK EVERYONE
assisonfire has beef with the riddler
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you'll probably be the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# but if you ignore people you miss out on the fun
i ignored pasanonic and completely missed him melt down
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# melt down? when?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# im not sure exactly but i saw this yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/8595186#post8595191

ooh and this lol

www.b3ta.com/board/8595079#post8595171

how come suddenly everyone turned on him... i thought you all licked his arse?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# oh that, yeah...
although I have to say, that if he was actually pissed off (I don't doubt that some of what he does is for ammusement). He was provoked, fairly childishly and needlessly. It was kindof like someone peed in his sandpit...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# woah ! HAHAHA if you're gonna go off in a mardy 10 out of 10
Seemed a little extreme..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yay!
I'm not on the ignore list!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I propose a race around the world
The starting line shall be Piccadilly Circus, tomorrow morning at 10.

I shall bring a pocket watch.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i dunno
its pretty busy down there
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# More conflicts should be resolved that way, though.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Don't tell me... you're the Kung Fu Fattie !!
I don't profess to be a genius mate.. so please ignore me..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# no i can't..
because you directly asked me to :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# who's pissed you off?
and what went down yesterday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# it was tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# what is a particularly bad tuesday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Was it?
yes it was

3 ignores in 2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# this v
www.b3ta.com/board/8644941 x 500 times
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# :S That's all a bit odd and uncalled for...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# what happened yesterday !?
apart from the conflict in georgia of course !? puts things in perspective a little...hmmmmmmmmmm
(eddie fingers, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Earlier this morning I checked the board
and noticed a scrawled drawing in Paint that depicted a bloke pissing into his own mouth. How can that be more acceptable than a picture of two friends turned into Laurel and Hardy? At least 'some' effort went into it??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# yeah but...shopping your mates is kinda a joke between you and your mates
it kinda goes down like a turd sandwich elsewhere...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# If the general idea of b3ta is to entertain,
how many people are entertained by pictures of "blokes from an office"? One, two? Because the vast majority of people couldn't care less about them.

That paint picture might actually have been funny. This - not so.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i think there's a place for it under certain circumstances
in the sense if he's gone about it:

"here's my firt attempt at shopping - advice/tutorials to make it better please" (once only)

he didn't and therefore i completely agree
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I thought in many cases
It was a place for people to show off their handiwork? I've seen hundreds of images meaning far less and showing no effort at all. If thats the way it is then fair enough, but i thought it was all about the standard of pic. So if i posted up a scrawled drawing with no effort it would get more acclaim than this??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The matra here is
"Jokes are better than technique."

Yes, your picture had effort in it - and well done - but no one gets the joke!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# its always good to have a matra
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# "a scrawled drawing in Paint that depicted a bloke pissing into his own mouth"
(best description of doctor dyslexia's stuff i've seen today by the way)

is not representative of what happens here during the day, and besides doctor dyslexia has been around for donkeys and some people enjoy her shit

if you ignore the abuse and post appropriate times you may become just as beloved
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Dr Dyslexia is a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
#
Dr Dyslexia is a girl alive?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# was, is and now again (perhaps, maybe)


(answers both above questions in one)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yes, Dr. Dyslexia is alive.
No, Dr. Dyslexia is not a girl. He mentioned a while back that he isn't pretending to be a girl anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I haven't been on b3ta in a while,
and yet I still hear Brian...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# As an example:


I made this by pasting one face onto another. Is it technically excellent? Not really. Took me 2 minutes.

However, because people recognised the two people I've pasted together, I got an FP, a mention on the Guardian site, on several viral lists and t-shirt requests. If I'd put on the face of my next door neighbour, Steve, no one would have cared.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Depends...
Does Steve look like Diego Maradona? :P
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# only problem is
even in this case, not everyone recognizes the two sources. The face, yes, but the body, I have no clue. I'm guessing from the reply that it's Diego Maradona, whom I barely have passing familiarity with.

Still, well done work all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# this ^
couldn't say it better myself
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# lol just to reiterate
these are not friends.. the fat fucker has been doing the rounds on the net for fucking years..surely everyone else but you has seen him.. Its just like the weird "horrified face" that keeps getting shopped on here..I don't know who the fuck that is??? I only know because I have seen it on here. Here endeth the lesson. :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

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