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# probly bindun
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# probly
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I want to retrieve
with a picture of a dog with a stick in its mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Tom O Bedlam did it.
Speaking of which, where the fuck is he?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I'm guessing he's just moved back to Sheffield and hasn't got his internet connection sorted yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# This is likely.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# He should have stayed in sheffield all summer and sorted everything out in july
alot easier
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Plus it means you get to enjoy the city without so many students around
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# i have oft wondered this.
maybe he found soemthing else to do with his time :O
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# This is likelyer.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# in that case
is it any better with a sexy robot?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Everything is better with a sexy robot.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# especially sexy robots.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# 28th Sept - Mug
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# That's rather lovely
Woo to cozy mugs of tea admiring tranquil countryside
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That's lully


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# is nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# eet ees niiice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# lullynessesity!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# what is in the mug? that is the question!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# a birthday mug of tea
for me
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You were born?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# spawned would probably be
more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# cor
I rather like this!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# lully!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# That's brilliant! Would love a cuppa right now too
...Also: Haha - Epic Ferrari fail!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ahhh,a nice brew after
a walk up the hills,bloomin marvellous
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Which hills?
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# the ones in the
background obviously
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# William Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# benny the hill
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hilary Clinton
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# This I likes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I could really do with a cup of tea right now
It's been a very long weekend, and some biscuits would be nice too!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# think that calls for a Roast
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I remember going to see Arsenal loose 2-1 to Newcastle up at St. James' Park
and thinking there's a club going places, back in the nineties

How wrong I was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I just despair sometimes,
Have supported them for as long as i remember but sometimes i Just don't know why i bother!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Are you punishing yourself for some past crime?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# quite possibly
no other way to explain it haha
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Your boardroom has always been the problem I suspect
Keagan returned, had a look, and realized nothing much had changed

You are a proper supporter though, it's not just about 'being a winner'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Absolutley;
It's also not helped by a Media who seem to think that every fan believes we're a top-four side; we don't! We're just fed up of the club being dragged through the mud by mercenary players and successive boards who take advantage of the fan's loyalty and treat the club with contempt.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# We lost to Hull at home yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Football needs to be given much less importance by the media
...if not British society as a whole- then we'd start to see some slightly more reasoned analysis of matches/general team performance.

"It's not a matter of life and death, it's more important than that" seems to have stopped being a funny quote and started being a philosophy.
(beemoh, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I guess that when there are such ridiculous amounts of money in it,
it's hard to not take it seriously
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Some of the media ignored this in the Olympics
Not all Britain's gold medal winners were professionals - they also had day jobs and earn less in a year than a footballer earns in a month.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# And yet, many footballers still appear to be cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# For sure,
The amounts of money involved in the prem leage is just obscene; Lampard being paid £120,000 a WEEK is just disgusting!

I think you'll find a lot of prem league supporters deserting it in favour of lower leage clubs because it's more accessible to the 'normal' fan; not just coporate sponsors.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# And affordable
My best mate was at the Emirates yesterday in a corporate box to the tune of £900, which worked out at about £75 each
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Kicking a ball is clearly a useful and important skill in todays society,
and is essential for the betterment of mankind.
If anything, they deserve more cash.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# There's a joke in 'ere somewhere
sorry.
(sarahahaha, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# zuper fun time owen deuschland!!
beggint am now!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# homemade vectory rubber stamp effecty things

cfb | 1280x1024
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ta!
how is LBP? enquiring minds want to know
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I've not even heard about it, but it reminds me to play Little Big Adventure 2.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# it's awesome :D

it's an early beta build..so the final one is ment to be far better.

some of the user created levels are brilliant.

Donkey Kong, mario level 1-1, Manic miner all nicely remade in LBP user custom levels.

can't wait for the full game :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Woo!
is that 'frisco bay?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# sho' is :)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Darrr
tis the GayBay boys, get yer vests on, we're gonna partay!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *does so*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# EES FULL O WAT?
/Castro
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# no helicopter, fake
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# yeah? YEAH?
well, YOU'RE FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *rubberglees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Nice :D
I raced cars over there on my bike once. It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# cool
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# is pretty :)
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# excellent stuff there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Board is Sunday slow. I've played with this lil fella for ages so more people can post since my last one. If I play weith him any more he's not going to be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# TJ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# haha here's a picutre of what is outside my widnow
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Doom 3 is outside your window
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# no just the darkness.
oops, this isn't myspace
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# is Justin Hawkins with them?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# this just happened outside
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Not enough blood and misery,
must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Needs more buffy, too.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# 8/10
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# poor bindi
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
#
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# is he dead?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# he broke his leg i think

the ambulance is coming
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# this DID really just happen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# in my head..yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# it's all in the mind...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# make the ambulance break his other leg
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I fucking hope so, I hit him pretty hard.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
spat my tea!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# nasty
hate seeing shit like that, all stick figure mutilation
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# you playing with your funny headed snake? who'd have thought
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I am choosing to take that subject text entirely out of context.
Nice picture.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ace! Sunday animal mash thread

^C^F^Biggerization^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Alright.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# HOw many mice would that thing leave in the sodding house?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is that the rare Pandastoat?
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It's a Fanda:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# But can they breed in
captivity/prison?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# THey're not fussy
They'll do anything for a shag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# woah, best get my
best panda suit on and pop my cuff's, where did you say they live?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Woking
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# bums
may as well have a throw off here in my living room :(
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Most ferocious and terrible of the white fluffy polar Ursidae avian thingys
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# He looks terrifying until you realise he's about 8 inches tall.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# You underestimate their extreme lethalness:
mprabbit.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# SNAAAAAEK!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# And vac and put the freshness back...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ning all!
My lovely girly wanted to show some of her work so here it is...



Click for bigger (77KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# TELL THAT BITCH TO GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE COMPUTER
BITCH CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT MAYBE WOULD BE BETTER AT COOKING/CLEANING????
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I really like this alot.
Tell her 'very good!' from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# why thankyou!
I shall
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It is very good.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# im single so shove off
although it is kinda cool
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# sorry to hear that
fancy a... no hang on, you might be a rapist
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Might?
Have you not spoken to him on here before?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i have considered it, but then most birds would kick me in the balls and that would be the end of it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# it would be the end of it
if you continue with that attitude... pfft
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# thinking i'd be an unsuccessful rapist?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# you can achieve anything
with positive thinking! sauronwibble does not in anyway endorse rape
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i try to think positively about self help, but I can't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
help abuse
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# i feel good about that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# This grooves and rocks
to Cal Tjader's 'Mam blues'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# is good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Why

do nutters always insist on talking to at me?
it gets depressing :|

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# You don't stab them fast enough is my guess.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Aha
good point
gotta pop out in a bit - I shall try :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, quite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Don't turn your back on him or he'll strike.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# maybe they like the look of you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# they think I'm one of them
:(

must cover tin foil hat when outside
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# tinfoil hat? you fool! you just need to have a magnet on your head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# There's a bloke up where I live who wears a cowboy hat with a picture of a kitten attached to the back of it
I once summoned the courage and asked him why he goes around wearing this hat with the attached kitten, being slightly ever so slightly odd; to which he replied "to ward of nutters behind him on the escalators on the underground"

I scurried away
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Probably a b3tard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahah what did you expect?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I WILL have a photo behind him, one of these days
and post it on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# i would like to see this
very much indeed
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# the owl and the pussycat
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# went to sea
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# and got nuked by accident
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# He's just a grunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# My missus also seems to attract nutters
take it as a compliment :)

(and then tell them to fuck off)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# are you a nutter?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# haha
yes I suppose that does make me one, the lovable kind though..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i was hoping you were going to say no
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# All men are insane
just in different ways
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i would LOVE
to have a chat with a giant owlkitten.
especially with such a dapper bowler.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# me too
me too
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# INTERGALACTIC
PLANETARY
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hello Nasty?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I have teh Beastie Boys in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# WELL - NOW
DON'T YOU TELL ME TO STOP
I'LL STIR FRY YOU IN MY WOK

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Gee jay emm [repeats with echo and flanging]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Wooohoo!
noice :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'M COMINAGETCHA, COMINAGETCHA.
Graet jbo Mircowvae.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Good morning all!
Just wanted to come and see how are we all this morning? I am a little hungover today, I went to Coventry to see Druid and FoldsFive and Blue Star. Jenpots and rhcpaul and Malchick were there too.

I've bought a really shit ham and cheese sandwich from the corner shop. I could have spent my money better elsewhere.

How's tricks here then?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# why oh why did you get a ham and cheese sandwich?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# This^
normal people would have gone for bacon, to go with the baked beans
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HE TOUCHETHES THE HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# It looked at me on the shelf in the chiller and screamed "Eat me!"
I think we might go to Morrisons for a fry up later.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# how much did you drink?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# In the name of SCIENCE
could you now put your ham and cheese sandwich in a frying pan, and see what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# it would be even better if he's already eaten it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
That is a concept off on a tangent to far for our delicate Sunday minds, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Would I not just end up with a fried ham and cheese sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Most apt to go with baked beans
WE DEMAND PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I have eaten my sandwich, and it was the last sandwich on the shelf in the shop.
I will have to wait until stocks are replenished before I attempt this feat.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ah
This has been the most riveting dialogue involving a sandwich I have ever been involved with, I feel my contribution to SCIENCE can now be concluded
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# there is no reason to suppose that the symmetry persists, you could get a fried cheese and ham sandwich
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hmm, I am intrigued by your ideals.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# please send a check for US$10 to
k3b/-\b
Carslaw F07
Sydney 2006.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Is Carslaw like coleslaw?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Sortof, theres is carrot in both
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# The frying would be applied to the sandwich as a whole, rather than the cheese or ham specifically.
To avoid confusion, I suggest 'fried(ham and cheese sandwich)'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# BAN THE /TALK BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# FUCK A PIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I envision a nasally whine.


Don't know which one I prefer:
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Whistling snorts.
Also: smelly Continuous Emissions of farts.

edit: hmmm, better fit on second, but it ends up looking less real. Odd. #1 still.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I imagine it talks a bit like Terry Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Good god
I thought they were extinct

Edit: The bottom one is native to inland Java, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# No but it likes the coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# The Jamaican sub-species introduced circa 1875, seldom mentioned in text
You running that hostel of yours today, or want to hop on the tube to Camden and meet up to you know where this afternoon, geezer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Working I'm afraid.
Plus had a bad night's sleep soI'm going to see if I can sneak in a couple of hours sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Rest well then mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That is a lesser spotted nasselly whine
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hmmmm...
not sure, but I likes both so that's okay :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Second one was a rushed mock up.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Underwater Thing
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Nice! The sea life always loves new things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# the joke was lost on me
because i was wondering what the fuck a telle is.

Telly, shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# cor !
it looks like the spider crab thing from marine boy
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Haha :D
I love your animations
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Haha
that's a bit ace that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# woo
thats cocking great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# cool!
but...BAN HIPPIES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I'M ON UR SEABEDS, ADVENTURIN WID FIS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# top stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# roboctopus
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# this is the ace
woo
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a whopper
i33.tinypic.com/huexaq.gif
(1345kb)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# emergency. emergency. theres an emergency going on ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I'm not sure what's happening. But it's got Holly in it. So it's automatically awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# BAN HOLLY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# BAN OFFEE PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# That fucking Offee Pie.
Such a cunt.
Yeah, ban the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# BAN CLANSOUL!!
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# BAN KEBAB'S BANNING OF CLANSOUL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# BAN ANYONE NAMED SAM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# THAT'S OK MY FIRST NAME IF PETER.
AND I BAN THE BANNING OF PETER BEFORE ANYONE CAN BAN PETER.
AND I BAN KEBAB'S BANNING PRIVELIGES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# BAN CLANSOULS BANNING OF KEBABS BANNING PRIVIGES
BAN PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 17
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# YOUR BANNING IS RENDERED NULL AND VOID BY CLANSOUL'S PRE-EMPTIVE BANNING OF YOUR BANNING.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
# BAN EVERYTHING
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# YOUR BANNING IS RENDERED NULL AND VOID BY CLANSOUL'S PRE-EMPTIVE BANNING OF YOUR BANNING.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# BAN GASM
Oooohh Climax, finally.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
# BAN DCAMP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I BANNED YOU BEFORE YOU COULD BAN MY BANNING PRIVILEGES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# WHERE?
I BANNED YOUR BANNING AT 29 MINUTES PAST THE HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8785567
I BANNED YOU AT 25 minutes past the hour!! YOU ARE SO BANNED BUSTER
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# YOU FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# NO I DON'T BUT I WOULD LIKE TO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# BANS YOUR WANTING OF THE FUCK-TIEMS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# why bother?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# BANS YOUR LACK OF SELF ESTEEM
LIFTS BAN ON WANT OF THE FUCK-TIEMS
GET OUT THERE AND FUCK YOU CRAZY HORSE
BREAKFAST TIEMS
BAI
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# BAN BREAKFAST
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# BAN ONEE PIE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# BAN LONEY SANDWICH
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# TIME FOR ME TO FUCK OFF. BYE BYE KOBOB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# BAN TALKING HEADS ABOVE THE AGE OF 750
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# BAN THE AGE 751
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# BAN 47.68KB .GIFS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# BAN FILESIZES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# BAN YOUR SKIN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Wow,
if you look at it upside down, he looks like he is frowning.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# BAN LOOKING AT IT UPSIDE DOWN
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# BAN SHITTING FRUIT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# needs more funnel
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# who trims your moustache?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# what are you making these in? because photoshop should be able to optimise
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1222592988/opt.gif 200 kb
gimp certainly can: www.gimp.org

and *click* becuase it's nicely done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# BAN PHOTO SHOP
Whats all this banning malarkey about then? What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# BAN MISSING THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I'd tell you but I'm far too worried about getting banned.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# BAN PHYSICISTS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# BAN REMEMBERING TO TAKE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S MEDICATION
but i can't remember why
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
# BAN FORGETTING THINGS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ^^^ THIS
all pitchers submitted henceforth to b3ta are to be crafted using bits of string
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i don't remember
www.b3ta.com/board/8785520
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# BAN LINKING TO BANNED SUBJECTS
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# banned wagon

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha ban funny pictures
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# on here that would be unessessesseseesesesary
also, nicely mr turd.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# i like it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# 280px
how very retro

and such wizardry, with the shrinking
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# the shrinking is a gimp filter.
and i have a 14" screen, so i like 280 wide :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# what else did you do?
i tried it at 200px, but it was still 438kb
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ah that was a tad unclear...(soz i just read my comment)
the file optimisation is a gimp filter. it removes duplicate bits in frames ie: so only the moving parts of the picture are there on each frame.

if you have gimp its in the filters, animation menu. optimise for gif.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# i tried that
but large parts of it went missing
maybe parts of my gimp have been banned from working
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# large parts of it do go missing!! it's removing the superflous parts of each frame
just hit playback in the in the same menu and it should play properly
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# it seems to work in playback
so i saved it, then previewed it from the folder, and it was fuckered up.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# oh...I dunno then...
ed: windows or mac os? known bug?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# win(lose)fuckingdows
i'll see if there's any updates
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
#
Full colour noise is the enemy of GIF.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Worst concept for a comic book ever.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
#
BAN COLOURFUL NOISE
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# BAN NOSES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# thanks y'all
i will eventually learn the dark arts of optimising.





AND BANNING!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Sorry, we had a meeting.
optimising is banned now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# BANNED!! TOTALLY BANNED!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# oh lol
gotta go urinate now before i pmsl
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I BAN YOU USING A TOILET
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# s'okay
i didn't make it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# This is all very confusing
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# not nearly as confusing as the banning
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# confusion is
BANNED
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# As its Sunday, let us pray.............
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ... but the ones out there are far away...
'ningles all.

EDIT: Yes but is it English?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# this mincing pansy can't read a word of that.
font size: microfuckingtiny.

edit: hurray, my eyes were screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# You're not mincing words:P
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# fuckhat is more likely the mince fan. he likes lard.
good day, almost time for me to disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Never do!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Now bare in mind, and I know it's a huge leap of imanination,
that some of us (more accurately everyone in the world that doesn't live in the broadcast area of this station) have no idea what you're wittering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# remember, children, jebus is the way and the light switch
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# How could they not see this when this was made?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# their marketing team didn't go through the b3ta awareness training
B3ta Awareness Training (TM) or BAT allows you to see things in special ways. It will put bears on your chest
and kittens in your belfrys. Succesful completion of BAT allows your employees to begin a course in Upper Level
Procrastination (ULP) and Complete Recreational Analysis of Pictures (CRAP)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I@m sorry but how fucked up would you have to be to hput that in your kid's room?
even with out the willy action.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# watch jebus camp
and phear the answers you will receive ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD2Hyiitpys
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
i see now what would jesus do
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Yes I thought we'd got past church sign generators about three years ago
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Everything has been done before. I say ban everyone for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Sounds good to me:P
Yeah but it just means it's not their own work and although it's Sunday it's not a RP so it's a threadwaste.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# BANHAMMER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# STOP!
BANHAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ban Ttssattsr for suggesting banning everyone!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# And ban all compos, FP and icons
I should all stare at a blank screen in stern reflection.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i was wondering where all the cool hand luke pictures were
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Wait for monday:P
have a gorilla dog pea from last night.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# BAN THIS PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# YES
AND BAN BANNING THE BANNING OF THIS PICTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# BAN RIVERGHOST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# BAN DAIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# BAN THAT COMMENT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# BAN KEBAB'S TRAINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# BAN MILA!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oh that's IT. You're SO BANNED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# That
Is one fucking evil dogrilla.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# BAN ME. BAN YOU FROM BRINGING UP BANNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# BAN BANNING
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# BAN BAN BANNING!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# That'll never work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# ANTI-BAN BAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I'm Banned....
...and so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# so
your a fan of 3counties radio then?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Not really
But Pearcey has ate all the pie's
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Cometh the Sabbath
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i haven't heard that song in ages.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Hymn #69 methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
blue mink melting pot
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# That is truely appauling!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# what? melting pot?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# That song!
MY sugar coated twee detectory went off the chart!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I find this strangely amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh well, if i must
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# ha! also, re: ultraviolet - utter shite film.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# i cannot believe how awful it was.
i went and read some reviews as i was watching (and doing laundry and stuff) - seems everyone involved in making it did their best to divorce themselves from the final product.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Who doesn't?
*nudges "cityman"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
# me too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Cooking with Pokies #6: Gingerbread cookies
cfb 750k
edit: couple of small typos in there, alas. 'spash'?? Will fix later.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Pokies sounds like something a 'special' uncle would give
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# ahaha!
those are great, especially that special icon one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Thx.
I knew you'd laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# do you have someone there documenting your baking?
i know for a fact that i'd never bake anything if i stopped to take 35 pics during the process.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)
# yes you would
but you'd have to get a craigsbits angle to it :)

edit: you tried posting your artwork *cough* your adverts to CL using an anonymizer ? that should mask you enough to cause more havoc
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# heh, shit. i've been pigeonholed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Nope, photoing is phased in.
Cheated a bit, as I semiscripted
the shots ahead on a work list.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
you are the only person i can think of who storyboards a night of cookie baking.

that includes everyone involved in the entire world of cooking shows.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8785490
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# don't try and evade the storyboarding madness, you.
evidence of psychopathy, that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# You'll increase that assessment when I point out...
...that I was also making my meals thru several of these shoots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# kraft dinner again?
:0
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# It's in the comic.
I warmed up my leek and potato soup
and had some crackers. LOL CYA.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# lol, 'night.
it was soup leftovers here as well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# "Soft!"
hahahaha!!

I love you, seriously!

do you have a website for those? (if you don't, you should.)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Thank you.
No central site, but you'll find I've
shit on most every site around.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# do you have a 'naked baker' youtube channel?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Trying to end humanity, again?
That idea just might do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# by any means necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# holy shizbat homme chauve souris !!
that is some serious b3ta culinary effort .. hats off to you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Too bad I didn't think to do this when there was a challenge.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahah that's fucking fantastic!
Fuck yeah Seaking!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# [/:-)
Got a new one today,
but didn't use it in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I have Leafeon and Glaceon in Diamond.
And I've trained up my Umbreon from level 1 to level 87 so far :D

Where do you get these models?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# BAN DAI !!!!!!! HAHAHA!
I live on the edge of chinatown. And so
my closest good store is an asian grocery.

There is an Umbreon. But I missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I want some, I shall search the internets for answers.
Do you have links to the first two cwp episodes?
Edit: This looks awesome [ebay]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Oh, yeah. #2's all fucked up. Will have to redo it.
Previous
#1, #3, #4, #5-- under 1mb each.


On edit: Those are the one level up from mine.
These ones are better. They come with candy,
a card and random bonus inserts (promos--LOL).
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahah, I just want the models.
I found on on ebay just now with 118 models.
I might go for it, depending on when I get any money.

And cheers, I shall read the rest now!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# These will break through 500 models soon.
So there are more out than I have, but not found many yet.
pokemonfigure.blogspot.com/2007/12/pokemon-figure-release-info-in-march_20.html
is set I'm collecting now. Not seen much of this set
pokemonfigure.blogspot.com/2007/09/pokemon-figure-release-info-in.html

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Epic
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Greed is good

yup
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I love capitalisim, me
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# MORE LIKE CATIPALISM, RIGHT GUYS.
..............................................^i
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# hehe
cat's wouldn't hang around 5 minutes, that's why I love em :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# we can haz spelchek.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)
# I CAN'T IT SLEEMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# i know a maus and he hasnt got a haus
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)
# Gingerbread men! Take a couple if you wish.
Haha! Needs ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)
# i am a rodent who lives in the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)
# What no ring?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] This took too long
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 7:48, archived)
# well ...
if you had shopped it rather than embroider it, it would have been faster

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
# HEATHENS!!!!!!
BOOMSTICK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:16, archived)
# kill them all, gort!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Holy hand grenade?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# That's ace!
Worth the time, I think. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)
# christ, why couldn't you have posted this five minutes ago?
i just wanted to ask a question, not post a crappy pic.

she looks nice, has bags under her eyes as big as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:03, archived)
# There is noise in that!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:07, archived)
# I had some left over from another pic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)
# very economic of you.
you cheap bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)
# As you're aware, I hand-draw every dot of that noise
I'm not about to waste any.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)
# i download your hand-drawn noise and sell it on the black market for cheap.
what do you think about that?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:17, archived)
# I bought some of that noise and shoved it in my ear.
Now I have tinnitus. Damn you to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:23, archived)
# i heard you're a mime anyway. suck it up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)
# I hate to think what would have happened if I'd shoved it in my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)
# result: ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Do you even realize
those guys force orphans to split each and every dot in half with their bare hands in order double their evil profits. They're evil-doers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)
# yeah! i love that!
some of them weren't orphans until i had their parents killed, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:27, archived)
# who is it? seems familar.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)
# stunning
the colours work really well
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)
# as a tribute to this picture
i have changed my profile to International Klein Blue
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)
# heh, nice profile.
yves klein makes me think of ana mendieta.

also, i'm watching 'ultraviolet' right now and it is unbelievably bad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)
# yeah yeah ....
just another amazing mofahism ... yawn ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# ALL HIS PICTURES LOOK THE SAME
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

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