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[challenge entry] lecture doodle

How is everyone this afternoon?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# fabuloso!
i like lectures like that!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# hehehe
I want one of them

*click*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Top stuff.
I am busy working up the energy to go and stick a duck leg in the oven.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Spiffing
I have also come to the conclusion that Dixon is the troll.

Just look at their first and last post times in the last thread...

:O
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# fabulous.
here. I've not uploaded the full size yet ( well I did but then I spent another hour on it tarting it up )


Click for bigger (370KB)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# that is lovely
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Oh fucking hell
You talented bastard, you've outdone yourself again :D
Excellent stuff!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Thanks.
here is the big one

www.imagebam.com/image/ca8fba16496865

2795px × 1968px 2.8MB
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# In a good way.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Bloody fucking hell.
That's a bit special.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# that is now my desktop!
at least for this week...

oh crap! that was my 400th message and I didn't do anything fancy...

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# *Click*
Click... click... click... click click click clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickwhyhellothere,ifyou'rehereyouneedtochangeyourscreenresolution.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Dr Dial it all


It is the only horse contained picture I have made. For shame.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats pretty odd :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# how is /talk?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I....dont know?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# go find out?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I dont want to..
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# yeah you do.
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# you sat at the cool kids table in middle school didn't you
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# no..
amazingly not.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# That's very mean.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# you should do, its where you come from
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I do? :/
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# yes you do
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# All of you...
stop feeding trolls.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# give me a hug and I will
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I'm not falling for that one again
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hug and i will leave the troll alone
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Alright >_>
*hugs*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ^ this
if you're all that convinced she's a troll then leave her be and wait for her to do something trollish and then you'll be justified for cunty responses
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Dang, the fight thing in your profile shows that Muu > Mue.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahah, i even forgot that was there.
yay! i win!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# It was trolling at the very beginning
but now seems content to continue with the charade. Probably waiting for the day when it can shout' ha, I fooled you, I'm a crazy alter ego and you are fools" like anyone will care.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# well if no one will care anyway
then why bother?

honestly the responses to all of her posts are far more obnoxious than her posts themselves. give it a fucking rest.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I've not posted a response
to it since the initial first few when I went for the shock comedy approach. I just find it an odd waste of a person's time.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# well good for you
more should follow your example
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Says Mr. 10k talk posts?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# got to 10k and told them to f off
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# .
Joke's on them?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I'm sure they're still crying inside
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
#
Hey I'm Ambyr(Amber), I'm 16, Single, And Bisexual.....Umm...Ya If You Wanna Know Anything Else Feel Free To Message Me!!!! Yay!! XOXOambyrXOXO
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# lol
A/S/L
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Hi Ambyr
you don't half look like a big hairy man.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# It's me glands, innit
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# ....
d
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Big hairy glans is not natural.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# natural does not necessarily equal sexy.
Does it, Ruth Kelly?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hahahah :D
I almost won the lottery yesterday

At the weekend I had a sudden vision of numbers in my head so I wrote them down and played them. 3 of them came up and the others were ALMOST there (31 instead of 41, 17 instead of 37)

arses
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Hmph.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# :(
I was sads.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Oh no *imagines this sads*
:-(

*hug*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I checked my email and first saw a "you have won!" email and almost shat me kecks
:)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# If I win the lottery, I'm buying the car that drove past me this morning
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# :(
"You don't have permission to access /v3/26/12626/1/51237977.Mercs0501loDSCN0441.jpg on this server."

edit: I did a search for "Mercedes 501" but just found this:

www.sa-transport.co.za/buses_and_coaches/gauteng/mercedes_j-501_joburg_sh1217.JPG



(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# In that case, google 55 Mercury.
I'm outta here, catch you on the flipside, yo. xx
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Oooh, fifties stylee :D
Nice
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# my uncle had a
mercury cougar. but it was the huge, awful 1978 one.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# later chuckles.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Copy/paste the url into your browser.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# =:O
MAGICK! :D

Cheers! Why does it do that then?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Um. When you hotlink things, it registers with the webspace the picture is on, so they can set it not to work if they're arseholes.
Or,

TECHNOWIZARDRY!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# gets you going gets you going
it's the threadjack bus!

Right, BYE
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Precognition FAIL.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Didn't you win a tenner with three numbers though?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# yes, 10 Euros fifty
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Euros eh.
*mutters some typical xenophobic British papple*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I think you should still win
if your ALMOST there
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# So do I!
But mehhhh noone listens.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Turns out 17 is actually almost 28, not almost 37.
It was the guy who put 28 who almost won it. Sorry.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# For shmerm.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!


I don't even care if it's too soon :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# It's nowhere near Christmas.
You hear me? Nowhere near.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# 9 weeks today
*runs*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Aaaahhhhh

*follows*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!
I'm opening my presents tonight....what did you get me?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# a knee in the temple and a dagger up the clitoris
/MPFC Mrs. Scum's Top prize
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Socks!
Lots of socks.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# rubbish!
I wanted pants this year.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Oh ok, Y Fronts or tight boxer style ones?
/still gets socks anyway
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I favour a loose cotton boxer
:)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# syphilis
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Shit, I got him the same.
I hope you kept the receipt.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "He's going for the drop elb....errr....knee..."
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# It's all fake you know
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I don't know....
this looks real
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# no shark, bridge or helicopter
It's as fake as milli vanilli
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# SLAM !
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Oh hell yes this is awesome :D
I like this challenge
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Paint.net is no good for this sort of thing...

gonna make a better version when i get home to cs3 :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# He's got a butterfly tongue up his bottom.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# filth!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Of course.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Lepidopteranilingus is a rare species nowadays.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Quite.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i likes this!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I likes this!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# wow.
something, something, something, something, horse something, something, something, COMPO IT!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# shithorsemum.
What about the cryptic clue?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# don't know.
I'm lost now, a little bit scared and far too sober. ( had neither a drink or a fag today, I must be ill )
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I've had ciggies, but no drinking.
I feel that I should only drink when being looked after by JPG, excellent gentleman that he is.

I had a spliff this morning, if that counts, and a sausage roll.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I've yet to eat also.
I'm alone today and have no idea what to have for dinner. I may go and have a fag ans watch the squirrels fight whilst deciding on food.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# You should have mushroom and parmesan risotto with torn up prosciutto on top.
I'd offer to make it, but you're so far away. Come and get me and I'll cook for you.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# risotto
is too labour intensive for one. I was thinking angus burger and chips but I have hot dogs planned for early morning snack ( it is world series game 2 tonight ) so might make spag bol.

There were no squirrels, there is too much hurricane going on.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Make the ultimate bacon sarnie.
Get a tiger loaf, cut in half through the middle (flat ways, if you get my drift) and fill with as much bacon as you can cook before your legs get tired.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# mmm bacon.
good plan. with cheese, rocket and toms.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Rocket is fucking awful.
You can have all my rocket.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# copyright that message, or you've just written the next SA story-arc.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Ew!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, that's me done for the day....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Now try and get the song out of your head...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# HELLO!
Cool horse
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
WHAT ON EARTH
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I bet they look at where the traffic is coming on to the site
and think "bloody hell there are a lot people on this b3ta site who like horses"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I think they've cottoned onto the joke by now.
Didn't they take it down for while, then put it back up when people complained?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# don't even know if you can get it any more in the shops
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# you have come from /talk
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# no
it's a great song, although not as good as land down under
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# no
sorry to disappoint.. but it's not. nor has it ever been.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hello. My name is Dobbin, and I'm an alcoholic?
Is that by the Smiths?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# the cure ashally
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Ag-a-doo-doo-doo,
push pineapple, shake the tree,
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# That's the one!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I bet you didn't have to look up those lyrics ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah, yeah, I did actually.
The link is... ummmm... hang on....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I'm gonna cut you up so bad
you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.

edit: this is a family guy quote, I'm not really threatening you.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It's too late, I've already wet myself
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Stop flirting and get back to the point.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I didn't know there was one!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# If there isn't
I demand to know why you insisted on me buying this canoe.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Kazoo!
You were supposed to buy a kazoo!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhh
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Good old muffin, muffin the mule?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# On the first part of the journey....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# gahhh
that worked
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Is it an ear worm yet?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
horse is a horse,
of course, of course,
And no one can talk
to a horse of course
That's of course,
unless the horse
is the famous

Mr. Ed.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
#
On the first day of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings

On the next day of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings

On the third day of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings

On the fourth day of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings

You see, I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs...


I heard this on a radio show when I was young, and I don't think I've ever laughed at anything so much before or since. It still makes me giggle now.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Whatever site you pasted this from
is a pile of poo.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# officelol!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# arf :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] extreme horses you say....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# horse bum sex isn'textreme
it's just silly


and highly erotic.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Anxious Horse is Anxious
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I've been staring at this for 2 minutes and I haven't spotted the horse yet
In other news, nice tits.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# she seems to be enjoying it
too
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# one hell of a mole
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# its actually a coco pop.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Sky Stud Service
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# put a smile on your.... oh
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Aww
Why so serious? :]
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh lord is it that time already
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# IS IT NONCE O'CLOCK?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# What have I missed?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# LOLTROLLS
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# either a scarily stereotypical emo girl
or a regular pretending to be KK
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# THIS MANY TIMES OVER ^
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Either way, I think they deserve bullying.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I SUGGEST A GAZ ATTACK
'cause it's nice
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I vote the latter
it's happened before in recent times.
Also, evenin' Toasty :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# evening chap
how you liking these horses? ;)
And how'd the days proceedings/letter writing/whatever it is you're doing go?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# these horses eh? good idea, and there's been some cracking entries
not for me, but then again, I'm out of ideas for it at the mo
The email has gone to the DM, so fingers crossed for everyone :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# His arse has fallen off
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# FACE AIDS
twossel
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Why so serious?
Ace pic and ace hummus - clicked :)

edit: This should be a huge poster - would you be willing to send me a higher resolution of this for my own personal poster? I would love you for ever and ever and till Tuesday?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# will about A3 at 200DPi do you?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# If you can go up to A2 or even A1 at 150/200?
I am REALLY liking it :)

edit; Of course I would also donate to the charity of your choice in kind
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I'll gaz you a link, 5mb version just uploading now
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You're a star, Sir.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# may I have that link too please? so it's on this side of the pond also.
thanks in advance, if not, no worries.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'm emailing
Dexter. This might not be suicide!

fantastic.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Tell him he needs less Julie Benz, more Captain Wow.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hehe.
I'm up to episode 4 series 3 and I still can't get it out of my head that he's gay. ( was a huge nip/tuck fan )
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Don't you mean 6 feet under?
Don't tell me what happens in ep4 I've not downloaded all of it yet.....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# oh yeah.
no idea why I typed nip/tuck. I didn';t even like that shit. My mind was wandering
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I quite liked nip/tuck, but then I'm a hopeless dullard with no real
taste in anything. :D

Dexter is far superior, though. FAR.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# pssst
do you mean six feet under?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I'm begining to see a pattern . . .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Not fair.
It's impossible to get a headshot when your whole body is your head!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Mes' thunks you could do teh Sacc a weddingz image!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# teh Sacc?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I'm willing to bet, that he is holding a waterpistol filled with ketchup, and he's got a genetic condition, resulting in a lack of head and neck!
Hehehe, outstanding as always, sir!

I think it's time I disappeared, adios people!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
that's the sound the horn outside just made.

in other news.. woo :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# that is fantastic.
i agree with the large requests.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)
# Can you guess what it is yet?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# no
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This may de-ris you....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# you may want to look at this
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# no
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# a poor excuse for a new thread?
ZING
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# My lecturer said ZING today,
oh the japes
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ZING
I'm not even sure what it means. I think it may be onomatopoeic.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Zer is no Gestapo.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I don't know nuh zing!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# VER ARE DER CHOOS
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Pfft!
Little cunt!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# no
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# N
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# TOAR
Thug on a roll?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Millionaire Thugs: Rendered in Cake?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# WHAT IN THE NAME OF NONCE
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Tootsie . . .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Michael Owen the Swiss Roll.
Unless it's not Michael Owen.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# It's not Michael Owen
It's Joey Barton.

You got the right club though :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# apparently, he's a model...
O_o
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Lily Cole's a model
and she needs to be sat talking into a camcorder about mental wealth.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# what on earth is mental wealth?
and who is Lily Cole?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Google is your friend.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# yay!
Didn't we have a discussion where I was trying to remember who that girl from the playstation adverts was? Or did you always know?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I never knew
and still don't, so you've been trying to remember for AAAAAAAGES
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# yes.
I thought that was the answer... darnnabbit.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Fiona Maclean
heavily shopped.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# haha
dunno why that girl's never sprung to mind whenever i see lily cole
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I'm suprised I got the right sport.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# 'tis not.
It is Joey Barton :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Nope.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Dreams of Wild Whorsies
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# apologies for knocking two good posts down with my horsing around
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# shekshee
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I'm strangely attracted to this




(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# A bit gamey . . .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'm glad that's her tail and not a bit of tubgirl's squirt
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Aherm...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Quit horsin' around :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yessssir!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
Yes
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Let the threatening begin !
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *claps
woo
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Mr Ed meets Hellboy?
I'd go see that.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# horse glue = sarah jessica parker
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# She is strangely attractive in that picture

well done
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Sticky but messy . . .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to break out the crayons
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Welcome back
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# What's your game?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] BOWSERHORSE!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas, is it?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# your sig is quite correct
edit, don't delete.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Muppetry on a grand scale
Thanks old chap, I thought I'd pre-empt the whole idiocy thing. Edit it is then.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# O HAI again
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'll try again.
Is that my inking i did a while back for tsattserratatatattser?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I have seen this before.
next.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Rad Man
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Fanta stick!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Grind and Grunge !
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuky the clowdhorse


Edit: WILL GET ALL FUCKING THREAD DELETERS!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# i'm (no longer) afraid
i may have to use this post to scream "FUCKING THREAD DELETERS"

although in this day and age of Laser weapons the h-bomb is only extreme in an "extreme retro" faux cool way ;P
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Qunts.
Also, yes.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# lasers?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# he's got a fucking black hole
for a heart
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ALL HORSES RUN THAT
they just don't tell you
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahahha
why?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# it's almost time to go home
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# The fallout will be radioactive road apples !
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# This will cause a nuclear whinnyter
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Black Pegasus
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'm struggling to see how that can fly.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# With its nose
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# No, it flew of its own accord
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You'll have to put it in the hold
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# by really really wanting it
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Racist!

it'll never catch on
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# naggers!
*clicks*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Crow Foot !
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Your move . . .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Jesus Christ
What is this painting?????

I NEED IT
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I need it too
(and the painting)

No seriously, who is this by?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I don't think it's him
but if you like this you might like the work of Chet Zar and Cam De Leon.

(also: look how shit my resolve is)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *googles*
=:O

wow
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Yep.
We've got one of Cam's sculptures, and he sent loads of free stuff with it and signed the box for me.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Cam De Leon's website is a perfect example of style over content or functionality
I lost interest within the first 15 seconds of trying to work out where I should click.

The google images stuff is ace though. I prefer Chet Zar's stuff from the stuff I've already seen.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Really? I've had no problems with it.
He runs it himself, just so you know.

You ARE on Happy Pencil, right?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yeh - that's the one. Just looks a crazy mess to me O_O
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Shame...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Will have a look around later at home :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I am half way through
this video
www.thegnomonworkshop.com/dvds/cza01.html

and I'm glad that there are others who love chet.

Also people should get a chance to look at the things Giger did that are not connected to Alien.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I'll check that out when I have a second.
Shiner's my favourite Giger piece, I think, but I'm too fickle to say for sure.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# There's an early Giger work that has been used as a sleeve for the Carcass Heartwork album
that made me look into his other stuff.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Chet Zar is ace.
I had 3 of his paintings on my wall in previous abodes. Sadly, I have yet to work out how to hang paintings on angles walls, so I am pictureless at present.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Are we talking framed?
If you've got originals I may have to do something drastic.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# pfft
not originals. I was a student. printies, in ikea frames.

I also had an enormous circular offspring poster, just in case you were starting to think that I'm way too cool for school.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I know you far too well for that sort of assumption *ducks*
Sticky back velcro, lots of it. Possibly.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hmm... possibly.
I fear my cats will throw the pictures at me though...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Oh I know what you need
those little bracketty things like there are on the sides of big mirrors.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# perhaps a good plan :)
cheers.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha
you cack-handed monkey!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Is there a way of doing it without risking waking up with glass shards through my face?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'd need a photo or drawing of
the walls and the back of the frames plus an understanding of the relationship in size.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hmm
I don't have any frames. I brought the pictures with me, as the frames were shit.

but they're approximately A4 and I would estimate that the walls are about 45 degrees, though I'll take you a picture once I've tidied up a bit. :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You live in a Dachgeschoss?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# kind of...
It's quite a nice wee building, it has a little white tower, with battlements, where we have grillpartys, and my flat is sort of stuck on the side of the tower, so in essence, yes, my room is dachgeschoss. I also live next door to Ernst Häckel (Deceased)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Good grief, this sounds most lovely!!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# If you're in Thüringen, feel free to come by
and stroke my pussy

meet my cat.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I was on my way with my tools
until you said cat.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ok
just a rough sketch of walls, in proportion will do. pictures of whatever the frame to be uses and tap on the walls to determine if they are drywall or brick.

I'm already thinking though of an 'L' shaped piece of timber top and bottom ( nice varnished finish )



Click for bigger (27KB)

affixed with screws and plugs but i'll explain that if you can get something in the diy shop like that or if you want me yo make some rebated pieces and send them to you.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# thanks a lot, that does sound like a very good possibility.
I'll do my best with a sketch. I'll send a photo too though, as I've always been shit at techie drawing.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ^THIS WITH HUGE FUCKING BELLS ON!!!
who's it by and what is it called??????
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Isn't it the monster from Pans Labarynth?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahha, that was my first thought, too
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# THIIIIIs
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Jaroslaw Kukowski . . .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ace, cheers!
Fellow Google Image people, some of it is NSFW
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# It most certainly is!
Ding dong, lovely mermaid lady!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# mmmmmm, Lidls chicken
Only the finest will do.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha true!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRRRRthisisamazingRRGGGGHHH!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ahaha what
this is terrifying
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay: "Cosmetic Surgery is for Girls! (and me)"


He's never ever ever ever ever had any surgery.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's right freaky that is
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# TAG IT!
he looks like a burns victim
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I have tagged it.
Haven't I?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I was being facetious, ignore me
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# save your irony dear Dixon.
it is wasted on this new breed of b3tan. ( who I think suit the tag of b3tards more )
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# The new breed won't survive the upcoming nuclear b3ta winter
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I can't see any tag?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Just dropping in
This is a picture from my daughter's horse riding camp last summer. I've been meaning to use it in a picture for a while but didn't get round to it, and haven't got time at the moment.
I give it to the board as I feel it may be useful this week.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# O_o
Who's the ugly horse botherer?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# just insult his daughter why don't ya!!
:P
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You should have seen the first reply I wrote then deleted :P
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# One of the guys running the camp.
He's lovely. And I should probably have asked him before offering up his face to this crowd. But I'm sure he won't mind ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I'm sure he won't
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# He might now
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That horse looks extreme
ly pissed off.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# some kind of horse mouth goatse? :S
- and I'm sure I've commented on this before: Love the Island of the Lizard King referenece :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Ta
It's been my sig for a long time and every now and again it seems to give someone a moment of pleasant reminiscence...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# reminiscence....hmmm, well about a month ago, I picked up two of the books off ebay to complete the collection I started when I was about 8.... :D
some of them are quite rare too....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# lolhorsefacerape.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# ahem
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Oh my, what a splendid new frock you have on.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Quick and dirty...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# fucking hell!!
hahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's fucking ace :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Fantastic
I knew you guys wouldn't let me down...
Edit: compo it!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# win
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ha ha ha JESUS!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# What?!
hahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Arrrrghh!! that's just too creepy!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# He's only sexy when he's craggy...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Bindun a couple of days ago i'm afraid.
But still woo!

Looks like a digital painting :D

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Oi!
That's my pic ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Is it that already?


God I wish I could make something decent for this milestone, crappy office comps :(
as much as I'd like to email a pic of me half-naked/naked to the office, I unfortunately had to give that a miss
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# we'll just have to love you anyway!
*manloves*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# FANK YOU
THE FANK YOU FAIRY HAS GIVEN YOU A NON-PROFIT DONATION. PLEASE DO NOT RE-SELL.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *resells*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
I remember my 10000th as if it were yesterday . . . oh


(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Yes but when you joined b3ta all the planets aligned!
And met up for tea and bikkies
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Almost at 74k Dave?
And he has a pun for everything too. You could make your own pun-thesaurus
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# He should call it "The Punnilingus"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Punna Sutra
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# punt
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ^^this
69 positions for delivering the pun.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# woo-hoo!
happy 10,000 jecstah!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# nk-u.
blushes
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# maybe you should buy your woman a new magenta dress....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# what, like this?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# it's very (mus)slimming
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hehe...I can't believe I've never doodled that
Done this one though;
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ha ha!
tres bon bon
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# grats!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# lol, your initials are TOS
Thanks none the less.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I know, and thank you for alerting the whole board to that fact.
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ha ha
TOSser
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# yeah, yeah, yeah......
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hehehe congrats matey

which reminds me...should I prepare for milestone stuffs?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# fucking hell, nearly 60k???
Do you work??? lol
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# no, lmao
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# get your moobs out
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# boo!
i demand my money back!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I know,
I'm lower on the food chain than Port Talbot for this post :(
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# 811 more posts
till my genitalia has to make an appearance.. sigh
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Sorry, could you repeat that? My PC is playing up
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# It doesn't. Seriously.
You can keep your genitalia to yourself :p
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# congratulationarisms!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# woo! many congratses and cakeses
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# grats!
and in other news
blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/10/photoshop-conte.html
at least this lot get prizes
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# a job well done
is a reward in itself


*keeps telling self*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Some good ones in there
but also a lot of crap

Bit like b3ta. And a lot of the same memes.
Makes you wonder about the bindunness of it all.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# 10.0000 hugs!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# good work
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOO!
good work!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Congrats but booooo no nude booooo
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Grand Ten Grand !
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# congrats.
But I feel you did not try hard enough to get a colleague to photo you naked in the stationary cupboard.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# That's not happening again. Not after that court case.
I'm not within allowed 50 yards of a stationary cupboard again.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
YOU PROMISED NAKEDNESS!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# lol
I'll send you my cock on facebook :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# congratumulations
those woman piccies still make me smile
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I find them very hit-n-miss
Ah well, she's not forgotten, that's the main thing.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# CONGRATS!!~
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

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