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# Who's the black private dick thats a sex machine to all the chicks?SHAFT!!!
mustuv bindun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yep, earlier this afternoon ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/8892313
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# One for the atheists.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Our LMAO
who art in heaven.. A/S/L be thy name
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Thine Kingdom Pwned
In WoW as it is in Portal....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Halo be thy game
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# simple
brilliant
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# also makes me think of Weird Al's version of the alt text song
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# weird al?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# What if god smoked cannabis?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRqejmkYTyE
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# It's good and all
but it's no alizee.


i really need to change my profile... staring at something so hard isn't healthy.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# G3n3515 chapter 111oneoneonelol11010101111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
tl;dr
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# NOT IN OUR NAME
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# the ark was the first binary system
Jesus said so
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Heh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahah, awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# thats probably the nicest looking
LOL i have ever seen in my life?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Excellent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!!! just brilliant!
Christopher Hitchens
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Futurama-Obama...


apparently it's time for change
(addy_c, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# nicely done
(wasn't there a post above this? am I going insane?)
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# you've
been seeing into the future again
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# There is!
Up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
i like him!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Homeless lolz


Click for bigger (19KB)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i approve of this.
have this pouch of kudos to use at will.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# why thank you
I will pop it in my gusset for safe keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I also
approve, here's my pouch...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# this is brilliant
... although I saw it weeeeeeks ago on your website

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Oh bless you.
I've been meaning to post it for aaages but was having a crisis over whether it's acceptable or too offensive for here. But judging on this weeks posts..
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha ha bless
TOO offensive?

These cunts want all the offence they can get!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
Very good mirth value!
(hinch schmooo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Heheh
Not too different from his usual attire :D
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# why does everyone keep using words like "he"
on this Brand woman?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# EDIT: WANTED (NOT)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# does he ever change his clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# see his show the other day?
what was up with that woman who had sex with her dog?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# She was....
...mental
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I feel sorry for the horse
his life is going to be a rough ride... hopefully it'll break it's leg.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# You sure it wasn't the Paul Daniels Magic Show?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# now this'll hurt, not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Now all we have left to look forward to is the spate of copycat incidents
"Hello? Is that that English policeman from Allo Allo? Yeah well I just shogged yar dittir in the shod.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha this would actually be funny..
hiya Prof.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hey Badger
nice to see some familiar faces still around :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# i must say
his ponderland shows are funny as fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Long ago, on a council estate far away
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pffft
:) full of seamy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# This film features in my own personal story of how I was too stupid
to realise a funtimes 3some was being suggested by an ex girlfreind.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Please elaborate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ...Me 17 (and fresh faced & stupid + Naive with it)
1 very raunchy GF her ex flate mate round at our house watching this. (Rita Sue...)

That scene in the car rolls round. And increasingly unsubtle hints are dropped from the lasses either side of me on the sofa, all of which I 100% fail to get....

what could have passed is explained by a rather exasperated GF a few days later....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ha!
Loser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# This is one of a number of similar stories of me spectacularly failing to realise
when a member of the opposite sex was indicating interest or suggesting "interesting times"....all of which I sweetly smiled through and failed to register.

I think I spent my University days driving girls crazy for all the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Pfft!
You crazy foo' you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# men are notoriously stupid when it comes to this
I remember asking a hot girl at uni to "get off my fucking lap" so I could continue rolling a joint. 3 hours later I was walking home from the party wondering why the fuck I couldn't get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Or how about turning down said funtimes with multiple girls because you had 'too much respect' for the GF who wanted to get involved
then having split, wished you done it and taped the whole sordid affair.

/sad but true blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Pfft!
I haven't seen that in years :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Rita, Sue and R2?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# haha
.
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It's Han Solo!
Stick it on the FP!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# oi!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] PingPong Palin
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# That's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# LOL
This larfing so hard is preventing me from eating my lunch
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Are you eating tomatoes by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Big juicy
plums.
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha
nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Pfft
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hah Hah
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# blink your eyes at the right speed
and it looks like he's spitting tomatoes into her.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Nice ta see ya...

...ta see ya... Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# FUCK. ING. HELL.
That's terrifying. Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!!! That's so disturbing!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ARRR
RRRGHAHAHA! I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# My word,he has really cherry-red-3-spliffs-ago type eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahahha! a possessed toupé!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Pfft!
ClanSoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Genie
arse! well done sire
(Plum Pidgeon, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Can you juggle eggs without breaking them...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# adblocked to preserve my sanity - or rather what I have left of it.
:S

edit: sorry for the tj, but news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7700872.stm
Call of duty 4 top game? why? was good, but SO overrated.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ARRGH!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# 0.o
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Heh. Nice job.
He's thinking "My god...how did he shave them so smooth?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# They're eggs aren't they..?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Are they? You tell me!
Also, I used to have the tablet he's using. Though who uses the mouse on it? Really. Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# See...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Ahhh. I see.
*slightly disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# AHHH!
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# O_o
*adblocks*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# oh my
that's funny
*click*
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ^ Is that the NoobMaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# you've done it again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] OBANANA!
No Pyjamas!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That just made me guffaw!
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Racist
lol
(eddie fingers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahhahah! that is quite excellent, sir!
edit: in other news, b3ta is infested with thread deleters.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I too felt a disturbance in the /board
...as if a hundred replies screamed...and suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# that's no lurker, IT'S A TROLL!
it's too thick to be a troll....

edit: dammit, that was my 7777th post
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# :D
I like this

please - no more thread deletions, I'm not sure I can take it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# If you're that bothered find the thread url and look at the static, unmoving page.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Thank you Mr Stoat!
I didn't know that worked. I can now properly preserve this ex-thread, whose loss was mourned at the time, for posterity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] plumbing the depths

cf100k saucy sarah
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# JOES THE SPUNKPLUMBER
EDIT: i've gotta say this here. Palin would get ravaged by my almighty cock if ever i got close enough. i fucking hate the woman, but i'd do disturbing things to her given even half a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i'm sure she'd be delighted
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i'm sure she wouldn't be.
i just feel i need to tell someone......anyone....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm sure she might be.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ya never know, if on;y there were someway of letting her know, like a public domain e-mail address i could hack.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You should send pics of your cock
so she'll know it's you when you meet

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i do have a rather distinctive mole halfway along my glans.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Father?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
get back in the fucking box.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Thread deletions containing thread deletions anyone?
www.b3ta.com/board/8892762
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# awww.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# bwahahaha
that's exactly the one, how on earth did you know?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Molah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# she has a face like 4 oranges in a sack
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# What kind of sack?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# a nutsack
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I was kinda trying to go in that direction
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# pea', wal', monkey', brazil'?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hazel
Muwhahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# daaaaaaammmmmnnnn yyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# The best kind of sack.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# skin sack
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Uncle Sack? Nooooo.
Steeple Sack? Nooooo.
Crackersack? Yaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# well.....................er........................really?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# only when she smiles though
big fucking cheeks
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# oh, i don't think she'll be smiling much............not much at all.........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# grimacing, gurning...
whatever.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# screaming crying, beggin for mercy, that sorta thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I think the "big fucking cheeks" are part of the appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# tbh
I only want to have sex with her because i dislike her so much, like all the woman i want to have sex with.

personally i prefer the ones i like and don't want to have sex with. can't see her appeal to be honest.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# She has big cheeks to fuck.
And she's clearly insane, which is always fun.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# BUT
can she provide the emotional support afterwards, when you burst into tears the way eveyone does after sex?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# yippie ki yay mother i'd like to fuhk!
oh wait, that isn't Bruce Willis is it now...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Is that Grant Mitchelle?
And who's the guy on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# he's there to fix the washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Bochickawakawakakawa
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# But my washing machine doesn't have testicles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It will have when I'm finished with it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# marry a ladyboy and it will
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I will is they do my laundry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# LADYBOYS™ - washing machines with nutsacks!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I'd let her invade my territory.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hmm
:/ the crap I find looking for source material...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dy6myWxg8


edit : woo for your pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i love this election
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# 'jostle jostle' 'rummage rummage'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Ooooh, very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# it's all about the underwear
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# :D damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# underwear's nice
but it's mostly just an obstacle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I like a bit of Krypton Factorness
in the bedroom.
*readies the rope slide*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# That's a lovely underwear set
/is such a bloody girl blog.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i'm making a bit of a habit of this
pages of lovely pants
www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# OOH!
Stockings with a pink seam! YES PLEASE.
And I LOVE bullet bras. What a glorious site.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# if you place an order
tell them i sent you, perhaps they won't bust my face for stealing their images
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# meh
getting beaten up by a load of lassies selling underwear sounds like a good thing rather than a bad one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I'm confused and aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# He's holding something down...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# NICE!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Fabulous Dave, where is he now?
The last time we saw Fabulous Dave he was off to a Bears night to get a new boyfriend.
I hope he is happy where ever he is.

NOTE: if you don't understand the bear reference This will educate you If you understand why the polar bear is in football kit...
could you tell me please...
See the joke is Dave didn't know this club was full of Polar bears, he thought it was..
Oh never mind...but he did get eaten alive.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# bears....................they scare me.
not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# maybe you're afraid of commitment?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# SpooOOOOOoooOOOooky commitment?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i dunno, maybe so.
maybe this goes back to my bad childhood experiences with a carebear.

he used me...........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Abandonment issues.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Is he Paddington bear?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I know I am, but what are you? (^_^)
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Paddington bear.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *scare bear stares*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# SHIT!! those things used to scare the fuck out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Well it's your fault for having fuck in you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# that is a slice of awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Happy Spooky Day
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ow!
my testicle!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hello
Monty
(eddie fingers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# good afternoon eddie
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# SpoooOOOOOooooooky
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yuk
Durian
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Leonardo's Brian May the Baptist...
(Virulent, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Den! Den!
Oh wait a minute it's the other part of the hermaphrodite partnership.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Aw. I love Brian May.
I need a hot water bottle. Stat.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# my fanny had cradock once
have you tried natural yoghurt?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# How terribly
vulgar.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# vulgar?
are you sure you should be on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# It passes the time
in-between kitten fisting sessions.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# isn't it hard to type with kittyvag all over your fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# One learns to accommodate such challenges.
A head wand, for example. Or I just head butt the keyboard. Depends on my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# talented and beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hmmm
Better?
(Virulent, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Yes
If I could say one thing, the face is too pale
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Troo dat
I'm still getting to grips with skin tone balancing... the source images were quite far detached :(

EDIT: Hmmm, better... bout as good as this ones gonna get. lol
(Virulent, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# That is loads better actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# brightness/contrast might help this one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Afrobama


This took far too long..
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaahahahaha his face when he gets up!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# There must be an easier (read quicker) way to animate...
..than using photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ask Happytoast
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# use Paint Shop Pro X
£20 off Amazon and it's about a million times quicker and simpler than Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# MSPaint and UnFreez


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I also use this
but I'm not a very good advert for it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Cool..
..I might have to give it a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Tha's awesome!
*clicks to hell & back*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Brilllllo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# genuine LOL
magic
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Proper lol
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah!
top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Now theres tea on my monitor.
Cheers for that.
-Click-
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahah
worth every seamfilled second. His face when he gets up is hysterical.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# HAHAAH
Work LOL

Loving his facial expression and mental hair as he gets up.

*Click*
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# haha
it was worth it
(Mr Chicken, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Why thankyou..
...I'm not sure my boss would agree with you.

Luckily my second monitor cannot be seen from the door :)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I'm with the others.....
the expression when he gets up makes it

*clickityboo*
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# she's a talented lass
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Typical woman
I'm sat here and all I can think is 'what vile shoes'.

This is well done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# They don't even fit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# If he
heads them back up would they pop out her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ahahaha where the fuck did you come up with that source?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# from
www.holdmyanklesandlookinsidemyfanny.com
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Bah, dead link :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ah
Web 3.0 is by invite only.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# aaaaah i know it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# "She only had 4"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I wonder what he's thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
look, a bald man...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# "Oh my God, imagine him and his wife going at it.
"I wish I'd not thought that. I can feel the bile rising. Oh my God."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Welcome to my world
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I didnt spot the knife
for a while

this is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# He looks bored and armed, a dangerous combo!
Why the nuddie man tho?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# A distraction!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

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