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# Been listening to A Kind Of Blue.
So I dun this:



CFB

EDIT: Does it disappear for anyone else once the page has loaded properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yays
As long as it wasn't the movie Blue or we'd see nothing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# We could listen to Derek Jarman talk about AIDS
AIDSLOL!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Or George Lucas talking about AIDS!
/LucasAIDS blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Now thats just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# jar jar binks a talking abaot all of the aids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# too many blues:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Rather than grilling, fry the halloumi is a very small amount of oil
and sprinkle with fresh lemon juice just before it's done. Then serve it with very finely chopped basil, dry roasted almonds, and a little olive oil over it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Sound advice, this ^
*is hungry now*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I'd eat the absolute living shit out of that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# My word
I had friend halloumi last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# SOYLENT HALLOUMI IS PEOPLE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I did:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ok
I just wanted to say some sexy food stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That's some erection . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# You're lowering the tone Dave
you sexy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hee hee!
*lowers trousers tone*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Merci.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# blue-ba-da-de-da-da-doing-de-da-da-deee-da-da-blue-da-da-de-da-de-doing!
sorry. Lovely pic but that jumped unbidden into my brain so I thought I'd inflict.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# top bluing, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha thank you, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# nice pic.....'s that henry?pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# OMG SACK HIM
in other news:

NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Pfft!
I am really starting to worry about the future of Television now that everyone seems to know Ofcom's address....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Well there is one in every high street
Last time i donate any clothes to them if they're gonna take away teh tv progs.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Poor John Mccain
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hah hah she wuz purrfect specimen
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh well,
I spent longer on this than it seams. Dunno why. But I am posting it. Sod it. And I am away with the dug so flame on!



'Nings, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
She's a funny looking cow, she is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Gorgeous, though.
Well, I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Very nice cheekbones
I seem to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Right. What are nice cheekbones?
Are sticky outy ones nice? What's a high cheekbone in comparison to a normal one?

I've been meaning to ask someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Not so much sticky out as well-defined
I think high ones are where the apex is closer to the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# This doesn't help.
Apparently I've got high ones, but I really don't get it, and recently (since losing weight) the first thing anyone who's not seen me for a while remarks on is my cheekbones. Nnng, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# It's because you are lovely.
That's why.

*hugs*

Edit: not that you don't understand - the other thing about cheekbones. Gah!
Dammit read before you post, JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I just don't understand why having a head with more corners
is a good thing....

You're a love though *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# It worked for Kryten
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# She reminds me of the alien in The Abyss....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Ohhhh yes.
That doesn't negate her gorgeousness, as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Me neither.
I would boff her.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I'd marry her.
Clever, beautiful, mad as a little hatter. Perfick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I am starting to wonder if there are any women you wouldn't marry.
How can you fancy Cathy barrie and Bjork?

Could they be more different?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Of course they could, Cathy Barrie could be a 7 foot big fat black man.
There are lots that I wouldn't, believe me. I love Cathy because she's not frightened to go 'this is me, this is my cellulite, this is my wobbly bottom', which is something I've never been able to do, and I just think Bjork has some of the most ethereal beauty going.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *agrees totally*
Edit: 'noongles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Noon Tan!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Busy busy today!
How's yourself?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Wotcher petalkins
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# 'Lo ma'lady!!
How goes it?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It goes....slowly
although I'm certainly in no rush to go home, we're entertaining parents tonight. Well, parent. Parent, parent's fiance, possible brother and his girlfriend, all in my tiny flat. Sunday we had my folks round*, yesterday was band practice. *yawns*


*having said this, having my parents round is different, all we do is get stoned and watch stand-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
I wish my parents were like that.
We get so stressed when they come down it's untrue, we always get 'em in a hotel nowadays though.

Good luck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Shopped pictures only, please
Wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# He he he
Pjork... that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Great Stuff, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# That would explain the grunting she does!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahah! sheer genius! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# How dare you insult Islam in this way
*outraged*
uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081103/tuk-sausages-muslim-chef-sues-police-45dbed5.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# "He would have had to do certain things and bacon would have been involved."
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Pjörk Gnops

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Pffft!
Woo to both of these!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# That's lovely
where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# 1936.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Soup splurt!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Is that a euphemism young man?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# No.
I laughed whilst drinking soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Whatever ;)
I trust that your sig is a reference to the finest Gin in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Err, I think you'll find...
www.martinmillersgin.com/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I have not tried that.
I shall order a bottle post haste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# It is rather lovely
But then so are Tanq and Hendricks.
Mmmmmm - gin!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I commend "Lord's" gin for your perusal as well...
Waitrose do it. Lovely Flask-like bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I shall look out for it
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# No, silly
these two hussies
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Queenborough, it would seem.
that's what was written on the original:

www.pbase.com/image/66681256
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'll tell you where it is.
It's where the guy that follows the cart with his shit-shovel can take a day off. That's where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# You've got that 'strongly worded letter' look in your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Are you one of those children?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# no.
But my Great-Uncle Chas was a knocker-upper and gas lamp lighter in Salford. True story blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# A knocker-upper eh?
Sounds like fun... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# people would pay him
a shilling a week for him to get up at 4am and do the rounds knocking on doors so that the men would get up for work on time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# but how did he get up on time?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
/FUCKINGPARADOXBLOG
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# He paid someone a shilling a week obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Cool!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Yays!
A better bandwagon!
Or should they be "Homages to your original"

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You're too kind, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# The name of the pub
makes this even nicerer
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I thought they had just misspelt
European.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha :D
is he a time traveller, or has he simply ALWAYS existed?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# He is always with us,
and has always been....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha, I read that in Mr Grady's voice from the Shining :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# nice one sir
my next door neighbour is a spit of henry only he has a bit of string holding his coat done up, it only dawned on me yesterday, he's a lovely chap so i feel guilty taking his pic, but..
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# has to be done, though - eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
...although needs more Star Destroyer IMHO



Dunno why, but everything can be improved with a bit of Star Destroyer..
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Sir, you speak naught but the truth.
:D
Also:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Don't be!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yays.
Ironically I was just looking at old photos and found this (I have to say I added the text as I know someone would comment).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I think coincidence rather than irony...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I'm just surprised that no one asked why the photography shop in S&Ls
Was a tree:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Kate at work grew up in the town where Witches of Eastwick was filmed
and all the town kids got to be extras in the school bits. Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# You know South East London makes sense!
www.thisiseltham.co.uk/oldeltham/crisp-eltham-cinemalg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# i was going to say, is that the green at winchmore hill
i used to live just down the road from there
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# henry
could someone please post a good source pic of Henry - or a link to one.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Technique - not so much


but damned if I can find a before/after pic of the same kid crying/not crying...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Should be a green door!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Behind the Green Door
there is a child?!

O_o she was young, but she wasn't *that* young...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Shakin' Stevens?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I'm thinking of porn. Seminal, if you'll excuse the pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Oh I see.*
*doesn't see at all*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Google Behind the Green Door, if you're not at work.
Very important pornographic film. First interracial scene, for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Pfft!
LET THE BANDWAGON ROLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Right then.
I don't know what all this wall nonsense is about, but can we stop it now please? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ^this^ oh so fucking hard.
worst bandwagon ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# No, that would be 'Limes'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Heron bloody flight for me.
I still don't know what all that was about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Yes,
Limes and 50ft woman are officially the worst bandwagons of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# OMG THIS IS WONRG
everyone knows it was the peppers debacle
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Agreed
Closely followed by "50 foot woman"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ^gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *votes for this*
*and twice on a Sunday*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :D Me for President.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Can I be Secretary Of Defence?
pleeeeeeeeeeeeese?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# But of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ^good lord, this
mainly due to the fact I do not get the joke at all.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# There have been a couple of funny ones
but the rest have just been tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# or, perhaps, that it isn't in the slightest bit funny
or would that just be me?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh no, I'd like to put myself down for the 'not funny' camp, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I wish to apply for a place in this camp, please.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry if bindun......


*relurks*
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# PFFFFFFFTTT!!!







....On my own on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Yup ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Yup ;)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Yup ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Nope ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Oi! Mister 1000posts a week man...
You comment on a bandwagon pic featuring a meme, but completely ignore my pic below it!!!

Clique..my arse!


Noon Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I will have you know Mister M Stan Dot!
I have just got back from the high street! So fuck to you infidel ;)

Ning sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yeah but yours is obviously shit
whilst this above is pure genius even if it was done yesterday, identically.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Loose women!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ..
L
M
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Bwahahahaaaaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# aaawww Lynda Bellingham...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ...and from down there, they thought it said 'Oxo'''
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# oh my fucking god..........................
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# \o/ AYLESBURY HIGH
my mate's mum says she's a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Roly-poly? You?
Nevar!!!

Also not bat-faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Awww, that's lovely of you to say
it's a lyric, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Don't I look the fool!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# "diamonds on the soles of my shoes"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *looks round and round*
*sees angels in the architecture*
*spins in infinity*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hallelujah :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *gets aroused*
*bulk orders paper bags*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I HATE THAT PROGRAM
top pic though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Too fucking late now!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Whatever ya tart ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# err . . .
Lol!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Lunch-tyme sketches


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ...Death doesn't always actually mean death, right?
Very nice.

Also - mourning the ending of my all-time fave penguin comic strip character :'(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# nice way to go, though
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# there are worse...
and your comment is completely relevant to my edit as well. Psychic tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Berkeley Breathed has hung up his pen...
www.comics.com/opus/2008-11-02/

...and www.humanesociety.org/opus
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
I thought you meant the JJ had killed Pip :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i think JJ thought the same thing for a sec.
bighairymanchild.co.uk/board/8902308
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# No. Sorry if it alarmed you ;)
It may be b3ta heresy, but Pip has always played second fiddle to the mighty Opus in my list of all time top 100 comic strip penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# And the other 98 are?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# ... a cartoon goldmine waiting to be discovered
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Would Pingu count?
If he did, he is definitely my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*awaits Jimmy Carr to count them down....*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *fights instinct to click for bigger*
Furry jubblies on your screen at ork are rarely a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I love that.
"Sketches".

It would take me a month of concentrated effort to draw anything as good as these.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# This
These are begging for a lick of colour.

No SA today?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
I just saw the link to these 2 on Deviant Art.
Veh nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# yikes, I just saw those on the DA journal....
top sketching as always, sir!

edit: infact, just as weet says above ^
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# WHERE'S SEQUENTIAL ART???
Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
*goes off in a strop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *steals strop*
*sharpens razor menacingly with it*

Give us SA or it's the pieshop for you m'laddio
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Whoo-Hoo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Chloe's sporting a cute rump hanging just over the frame there.
Um, not that the rest of her's lacking, either...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# To me... to you...


Click for bigger (222KB)

Wibble.
(daunkle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# they should not be allowed to escape
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I don't think anyone's "allowed" to escape...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Princess Leia was
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
way to cite precedence!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# waterboard 'em!
Nice post. Good n00b :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# nice bit o' shopping, there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Nicely shopped that man!
Welcome, kittens, chairs, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# and why not ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# aaaargh!
*drowns at birth*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
#
RIS?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# where's
henry?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
#
Henry is part of the RIS for me.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# just imagine that he's some sort of fur covered animal
but with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# And called "Henry"?
That's just rough.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# surely you mean
chRISt?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Missed that.
Good one
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ha!
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ooh subtle
I imagine he's got sandwiches and a flask in that bag
so he can sit and watch the crucifixion.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Flask of coco I shouldn't wonder
some sort of meat paste in the sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# and the sandwiches are wrapped in clingfilm and they're all floppy
and they taste mostly of cling film... and they're slightly warm like rotting flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# and the coco is made with hot water instead of milk
and doesn't have enough coco in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# and most of it's settled to the bottom anyway
so you get brown water and then bitter coco paste
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Crucifixtion?
Line on the left, one cross each...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ho ho henry is omnipresent
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Mel Gibson is a racist alcoholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
to hull!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :)
...followed by YMCA...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Happy roman soldiers are happy.
Yay!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# rust never sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I just said "yay it's connor" out loud.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I just ROFLED 'OH NOES! CLAN SOUL!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# not in the 'out loud' ?
that's exactly where you shouldn't say things.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I agree :[
Sorry connor.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# i said something out load once
it was awful
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Oh shit, what did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# "please sir, can i have some more"
they wrote a fucking musical about it.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Lovely, sir
That's made me feel significantly better.

have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# This is absolutely
wonderful.

As if that's any big surprise!
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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Woo!
How's his depth perception? I don't want him to run aground!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# habnav* guidance system
*hot air balloon
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# funk yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# fantastic stuff as usual sir
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Have you considered making greeting cards?
I've no idea how you get into the industry, but I could see your style being very popular.

You also might want to see if you can get yourself into those gallery chain-shops, like the Black Sheep Galleries and the Purple Picture Galleries. They sell reproductions of paintings and this kind of thing would go down a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hey hey
my my
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's very lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# They are so shy i can never normally get a pic
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Cor!
Cracking stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# awww
thats lully :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# awwww inne nice.
*kicks teh birdy in teh earhole*
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# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Awww...
feathery loveliness...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Marvellous!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# That's pretty cool
I'd like to purchase an army of those things to terrorize young children and Chavs.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# some really top shoppage right there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# deery me
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ARGH!
LEGGIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# shiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# STANT TALL AND ENJOY THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
FUCKING HIDE
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# No point.
The molten lava will get him under the table.

I've seen the fillum. I know how it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# YOU LIE
LIE!
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# at least he's using the duck and cover method
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *read 'dick the cows method'*
*intrigued*
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# aka "Duck and Die"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm gonna jump in a crater
See ya later
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# textbook
earthquake/volcano avoidance.

Edit: I remember seeing an earthquake advice leaflet in Japan with do's and don'ts. One of the 'don't' pictures was of a stick man asleep with a bowling ball perched on a tiny shelf above his head. I wish I'd scanned it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha lolcano
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Bring on the Wall's!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Snorker? Whats a snorker
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# it's what divers use to breathe underwater
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I thought it was
what Barry George wasn't in relation to Jill Dando?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# he has a hare-lip?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# You mean
underworker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
#
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/snorker

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# oooooh - nearly...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Ha!
You got me!

Edit: I love snorkers, bits of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :D
Great recovery!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ArGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# why was that not pink???
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU TO DEATH FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I HAD A HORSEDAY AT WORK TODAY
BY THE END OF IT PEOPLE WERE SINGING THIS WONDERFUL SONG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I love singing
best of all the vocally-reproduced musical sounds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haHA! the link was purple, so no click :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# IT'S NOT HORSES.
OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm amazed...
Set out to play a hilaaaaaarious jape on a new person, and wound up horsing loads of old-time btans!

Joy!

Sorry folks ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# For some reason the link wasn't purple
Otherwise I'd never fall for such shenanigans...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think they kinda time out and go back to blue if you don't visit them in ages...
or something.

Whatever - result!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# HORSES
HORSES

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# not really linked, but hey
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Jesus Christ
the more you look at it, the weirder it gets. I think it's eating my soul.

No no, that's my sandwich. HEY GET THE FUCK OFF MY SANDWICH.

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# She's Noo-Noo's mum.
*snuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# nyaaaarrrgh
*runs in circles*
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# Cor
Fake contacts and too much coke...?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Go on then, since you offered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# OK
Meet me behind the bike sheds at 4
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# shitting hell, that still creeps teh fuck out of me....
that nose... it's just so wrong..... *shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It was a total happy liquify accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Holy Moly!
*FEARS LIKE HELL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# See, I think she looks nicer like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Well, there is that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Still would
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# It'd add a new dimension to
having a horse's head in your bed, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Snorkers are pre-cooked tinned sausages
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# The breakfast 'bag of mystery' of choice in the Wogan/Tog households
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yay for Wogan!
also (tenuous Radio 2 link) - I think Ken Bruce might be a closet b3tan. He quoted the Obama "change we need" slogan in the context of 'is Obama Yoda or something?

Clearly been following the compo this week.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *proud TOG here* :)
We'll soon know if Bruce is a closet B3tan - there'll be a popmaster section in the newsletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Underwater Snooker.
(not to be confused with Pool)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# haha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# OK


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# need input!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# People keep trying to get me to watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# It's lovely.
You should.

*has a little fluffeh moment*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this
Although not the greatest film ever committed to celluloid as some would have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^this
"The Incredibles" was better.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# again, sir
You're completely right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# But I don't want to.
a) I don't like things about loneliness, and it looks all lonely.
b) I'm not a huge fan of kids films, except for the ones I saw when I was one and Monsters Inc. This is my weakest point.
c) I just have no will to watch it. Like the Sound of Music.

The problem is the people who want me to watch it (read: my two best mates) seem to think it's Citizen Kane or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You should make them watch Citizen Kane first...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I think a trade off may be in order.
Citizen Kane, possibly. HOWEVER as I might be bored by Wall-E I might make them watch something equally as boring. Like Night Mail.

Night Mail? I think it's called that. I should know, I was made to watch it about 20 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# that puts me off too
WATCHITWATCHITWATCHIT!
as though you are unabel to make up your own mind

having kids is great because i have an excuse to watch kids films, although tbh i am getting sick of disney/pixar movies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# That's the thing, That's exactly it. I haven't even got any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# No Disney/Pixar movies!!!
How do you live?! etc etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# O_o
WELL I do have a couple (although I'm failing to remember what they are at this moment), but I survive well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've managed to avoid Wall-E so far
but I have a horrible feeling Madagascar 2 will be inflicted upon me if the reaction to the trailer before Bond was anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Madagascar will suck
But Wall-E is great.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I finally got around to it a couple of nights ago.
It's actually very charming. Not mind-blowing by any means, but it really is a lovely film that leaves you feeling happier after you've watched it... And this is coming from a man who prefers to have the majority of his film's protagonists kicked in Eastern ways/shot at/detonated by the the end of his films. Preferably while dressed in black shiny outfits.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^this, on all counts
it's just a charming, and very accomplished film that 'works'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Go on holiday to Portugal and get yourself one...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
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# Disney movies are a very subtle form of contraceptive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# It really is rather good.
Thankfully Pixar are no longer Disney's bitches. So no more crap like Cars hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've not seen cars, it looked like poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# yes
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Well, that's certainly true.
wasn't impressed with that one at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# It's not Toy Story, but it has it's moments.
The animation is amazing though.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Agreed.
Looks stunning, bit seemed a bit 'thin'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# It's certainly not Citizen Kane
But it's worth your time.

And it made me cry. Doesn't take much these days, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You're such a cutie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *hugs*
thanks, pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I hope you'll shed a tear if Vic gets shot...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I would indeed :-)
Wasn't all that impressed with 'Moving Day', though. Felt a bit slack.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# aye, the pace slackened a bit, escpecially after it got set up the week before
mind you, it's just after mid-season, so it's gearing itself up for the final act.
*fingers crossed they make it good*
they'd better...

Did you catch that film I mentioned?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# remind me again?
/brain like a sponge blog

Edit: I promise to write it down this time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Felon
brutal, graphic, but suprisingly better than it looks on paper
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Cheers, sir
I have properly logged it now.
I appreciate you indulging a sad old drunk who keeps forgetting things.

/not feeling too good today blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# don't watch that, watch this!
*nutty dance*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Put them away, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# shant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *flicks ice chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# you should, it's quite possibly the most 'accomplished' of the Pixar films
forget the slight 'preachy' message, and it's almost a perfect film.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# O BBLY?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# :O(
I was looking forward to my toad in the hole tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *rubs knees á la Vic Reeves*
*stops Andrew Mortimer impression*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# funny word
(waxdart hello., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# lol fudge
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# My first zombieshop. Took faaar too long but had great fun doing it:)


deris for those who haven't heard of her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Glass hair! :o)
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Office-snort..
'David Twoddle-Bottom'..

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# aieeeee!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that's you that is
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# To be honest, I'm surprised he hasn't risen from the grave.. there's so much she could complain about
awesome 'shop sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# she's definitely
rotating at high speed down there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah
They're thinking of using her as a new sustainable energy source.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# .....hmmm.... if they attached her to a turbine, and played something quite simple,
like hollyoaks, or news reports of brand and Ross making prank calls, we would have an unlimited supply of energy... I THINK WE JUST SAVED THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *ahem*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# MMIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD PPPPIIISSSSSS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yes!
We've solved the Whitehousing shortage (of energy)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] from his "progress" poster


Click for bigger (218KB)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Calm.
Take it easy, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# bit fast for you grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# anything else you want to post?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Why don't you post something?
Posty time!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# how about you shut it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ignore proj
he's fallen off his bike
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I have?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# and you lost your memory
remember?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ooh yea..ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Well I don't see no wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Great! I like this
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss!
bvff! bvff! bvff! bvff! bvff! bvff! bvff! bvff! bvff!
nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss! nntss!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# bass?
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I am trying to be nice....
b3ta.com/board/8902014
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# To be fair, there was a 10 minute gap...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# easy, tiger
spread 'em out a bit.

No, not like that, I mean... oh, never mind. Nice this, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# 2nd post


Click for bigger (144KB)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hehehe!
They've all been tangoed!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah
Ace! I like that!


but steady on now, the day is still young...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Bit of advice,
don't go overboard on the posts, it is polite to only post 1 thread every now and then, you could reply to your original post with this....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# .
oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# YA RLY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# what a hoot
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# All the cool kids are doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# picking their nose and chewing it
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# sorry but it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ya Rly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# rly? wy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# go away

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# so you're that irritating emo girl that was posting on here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# post as much as you like
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# pretty much, yeah
FUN DOES NOT NEED EXTRA RULES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# unless it's rape
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# The rules that exist are enough
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# fascist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I was wondering if that was true
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Blimey - how long have you been working on that?
I haven't seen that guy in aaaaaages!
It made me giggle mind you.
Hello & welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# He made a bit of a comeback yesterday..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Ah, I couldn't see him from the M4
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# \o/
made my day, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yay for Henry!
And yay for new boys who know the bandwagons...

Alas this was my one contribution to the Henrywagon:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Black retreats...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha
didn't even look at it that way...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ta!
I liked it a lot myself but it went kind of overlooked, perhaps not least because it came in late in a bandwagon...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Henry rules!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# wow!
you're good, arntcha? Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# poor old henry


please don't flood the board..'they' don't like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *gets sink plunger in preparation*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Henry!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hehe
excellent

(Mr Chicken, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Happy frog loves smiley frog...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Mega Glee!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# YAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Aw
look at his little face!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# yay! :)



booo!!


yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Awwww :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that
has made me very very happy. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahahah, awwwwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# This makes me all kinds of happy!
Also a chance to slip in a sneaky roast....


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# That made me giggle like a little girl
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# first post


Click for bigger (181KB)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hmm
I'm not feeling this bandwaggon.

But good effort! Keep trying!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I've resisted until now
but having seen twelvety posts of this a day for the last three days..

WTF is this bring on the wall gubbins about?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Saturday dinnertime entertainment
with "celebs" in leotards getting pushed into pools.

Vanessa Feltz should have been barred from this program but she seems to be a regular feature.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# They probably can't get the lifting gear into the studio to move her again
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# A little harsh, methinks.
Right, cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :(
Wait for me!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# youtube the italian version
much sexier
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Italian version?
Of what?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's not difficult to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# if vannessa feltz hadn't been involved
it'd have been a bit harder
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# so would my penis
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# yea...welcome to b3ta bla bla
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I don't really understand
but Go YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I had to check the filename,
but....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is actually pretty funny :D

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I RIS on your picture
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# TJ: OK, I have to ask.
wtf is this bloody Bring on the Wall business?
I'm guessing it has Lottery connections from the percentile of Winton involved.

BTW: Mr Jones, nowt against your pic, guv.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Saturday evening BBC1 "entertainment" show
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# which was bandwaggoned on the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That'd be why then.
*blanks from mind*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i'm thinking the same
It looks like the sort of program for people who call the lottery 'lotto' due to being thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'm with you
I only know of this mythical wall's existence through the warped lens of b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Type in Japanese Human Tetris to youtube
and you will realise that Japanese programs should never be translated into English....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# This.
in a kind of 'didn't want to display my own bandwagon ignorance but now someone else has come forward I'm happy to speak out' kind of stylee...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Glad to be of service
I knew my stupidity would pay off.. Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# it's a shit space filler on the bbc

the first few posts were funny...now it's a shit bandwagon on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Take that back!
(antonym, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# bring on the wall...
this is what its all about...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-so-NVcRKv4
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It's a game show
People have to go through a strangely shaped hole in a moving styrofoam wall that will otherwise knock them in a swimming pool.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# another great use of our license fee.
Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# It's a shame it's a swimming pool
and not molten lava
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I have only ever seen this on TV Burp
do people win stuff or is it just a chance to see celebs make arses of themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ^If it wasn't for TV Burp, I'd have no idea of this show.
I assume it's a rip-off of the japanese show?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# There is a japanese version of TV burp?
*is ultra confused now*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Yep
I think points mean pounds and the final total goes to a chosen charity - which is nice.

Am I the only person who watches the shite on TV on a Saturday or are you all busy having lives?

I really must get me one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Some of us don't live in Britain
and are well out of touch with British "popular" culture. Or popular "culture", or "popular culture", whichever most floats your boat.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I honestly don't think this show would come under any of those headings.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I bow down to your greater knowledge
it does have that wacky Japanese look about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I first saw it on Richard and Judy..think the guys name was rufus hound
he reviewed all the shit programs from around the world..this was on it.

2 weeks later the bbc had the show on t.v.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Osama Bin Hidin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's a wheelie bad pun, mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Rubbish!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That garb ages him terribly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I "refuse" to get drawn into this pun war
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# You should write a litter of complaint!
Ning Geoff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No need to act trashly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# But it would be a waste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That's not a good tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Oh (trash) Can it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I'm at your disposal
but I'm a bit useless...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I think it's been recycled.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# where's ya bin?
no, where's ya WHEELY bin?

etc
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# This chicken is rubbery
(oops, wrong joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# SUPPLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is suitably loony :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# LAWL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Nicely, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Mornin JP!
You voted yet sir you smasher? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Is JPG a merkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Fanny wig?
Most certainly not!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Tea/Monitor interface scenario
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Not when I last checked, no :D
I am meant to be moving there, though. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha..
groan!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ninj!!!
How's it going?
I thought I'd lost b3ta forever when barnesy went offline... Found jelly.b3ta.com HOORAY!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

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