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# look, I'm bored and I've still got 18 days until i start my new job!
paintastic 'vector'


Original: www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/30/arts/30play_ready.html
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Is that Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It is not.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# AHA, BATMAN, I'VE CAUGHT YOU.
It was all a clever ruse to out you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ^^^
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# blast!foiled!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# spiderman.
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# thats ace
i love that video! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# it is totally woo
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# He's looking a bit pink
maybe that watch up his ass has caused an infection that's got into his bloodstream.
/great video though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# haha!!
ace scene that is.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# And you can go with this
and you can with that

or something

But needs more cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# is the cowbell maiden related?
i just can't remember where that line's from
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# lol, look what i accidently found
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlqLLZQLNiA
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# THAT is superb!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# you think everything needs more cowbell!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *high fives*
you did a piccy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i've done loads!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# yay
knew what it was in a nanosecond, faster than a granosecond
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'd be worried if you didn't get it that quick!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Marvelluss


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# thanks me old mucker!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ahhh, the Walken! hhahahah, brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# cheers big ears!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# This is very good for Ives, B.
I'd still like to see what Ives, A. could do for comparison. ;)

( I love the Walken )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# well ivesa is only four,
so give her time!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Wooyay!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleeding edge satire as usual


I did look for a bindun, but couldn't find one...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Silly joe, you forgot to paint the whitehouse black!>!>!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# damn...
is that cos he's black?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I believe he may be...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# D'you know I never noticed
until now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I only know because I read it in the papers or somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I got my election coverage
from peopkle who thought exactly the same as me. Why do I nned to hear an opposing view?

That's the best way to make an informed decision
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# opposing views just lead to confusion
and arguments.

You made a good choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I prefer to just copy the opinions of people I admire.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ask dulux
they know the colours that go....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
who was the original smug twat?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Barbarossa.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# no gronkpan is freebase guy and cockweasle is hulk hogan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Gronkpan sells wine and is a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# haha :D
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i get it, it's because it's the white house.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# there's too much contrast in the image.
the president face looks all black
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# What's this white building?
Where's the brown/grey house?

:D nicely.

Update: whoever it is in my office with the bad breath has had approximately 60 more coffees since this morning. I'm finding it hard not to gag. I've got perfume on the end of my cardi sleeve and am breathing through that as much as I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I have never experienced someone with such bad breath
are you sure the smell is coming from his mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Seriously, it's like.... if someone left the spit of someone with halitosis
to stagnate for a few years in a mossy old washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# You should review wine
that captured the smell brilliantly (however, I now no longer want my lunch)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# you must be drunk as shit by now
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No.... should I be?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# well yes.. unless it's a perfume without alcohol in it
but pffft.. who buys perfume without alcohol in it..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# it doesn't have ingredients on it.
According to the internet it does have it in though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I think
you'd be within your rights to say something.

Nip out and lunchtime and get a box of Smints and leave them on their desk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# But I don't know who it is!
There are 12 people close enough to me to be the person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'm late for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# -very,very quietly-
it's a trap
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahah Outstanding!
they seem to have an inexhaustible supply of little girls to feed that shark....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# All they do is
Jump, get eaten and make little shark-food girls
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehehehe... Somehow I'm expecting someone to edit this picture and have Gary Glitter popping out of the sea....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Serves the kid right
Children need to be made aware of health and safety regulations
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# No
the opposite... children are too shielded from danger now.

They need to be eaten so they learn the hard way not to jump into shark infested waters
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# By golly you are right
Survival of the fittestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# luvverly lunchtiem pffts
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# FAKE
No helicopter/bridge..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# VACANCY - Professional Lighting Technician required with immediate effect!!

(PolarMonkeyDuck, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I get it. He's black.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Or perhaps: you don't see Snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha!! racist!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Obama has a black square for a head!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# LOLRACISM
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# And all the girlies say he's pretty white
"for a black guy"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# his skull is falling
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# he's jizzing through his eyes
is that what happens when you get old?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you always jizz through an eye...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ^Thus
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# awwwwwwwww.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# NO ring
NOT Goatse hands
(Smudger, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# oh noes ..... for he is rumbleded
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :D
LOL
(Smudger, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Awwww
His laser vision doesn't work no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# haha Aceness!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Bizaarely from that angle he looks a little like the love child of
Christopher Reeves and John Paul II

RIP Super Pope
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Britain jumps on bandwagon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Aw, he looks all bashful
like Arnie's just told him he's got a pretty nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Politicians with pretty noses
meet mr nixon
poss nsfw

edit-woopsy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# HALLO!
I IZ SEAMSNEGAA
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i will not vote for him
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# yes
but only if he is PM in the persona of Algenon razzmatazz,
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QueRSYKFB5M
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this is what they want!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Obama: Combo-breaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# bust a move
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# You had better concede that I will, indeed, bust many a move over this upcoming weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# i will not concede this until it is proved
-pouts-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# DEAR SIR, I PUT IT TO YOU THAT I CANNOT, NOR CAN ANYONE, PROVE EVENTS OCCURING IN THE FUTURE.
HAVE AT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# DEAR SIR/MADAM
IT IS NOT MY INTENTION TO PROVE OR DISPROVE FUTURE EVENTS.I WOULD BE UNDER-QUALIFIED.I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE GETTING THIS TOASTER TO WORK.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I SIMPLY SHALL NOT, AND CAN NOT, AID YOU WITH YOUR TOASTER ISSUE WITHOUT FIRST REPOINTING THIS AGED BRICKWORK. I OFFER NO HEARTY APOLOGIES WHATSOEVER. THIS MATTER IS OUT OF MY HANDS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# THEN WE ARE ALL DOOMED.THIS TOASTER HAS A SECRET.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# HEED THE WARNING OF THE KEEPER OF THE TOASTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# FEARRRRR HIIIMMMMMMMM
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oooo ...
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You're over there as well then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm all around.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Are you written in the wind?
Are you everywhere Marti Pellow goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Heehee! I'm going to skip. Skip with me, wowowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# You skip and I'll lie slumped over your shoulders like a dead bathmat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That's not skiiiiipping, wowowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *waggles her legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Stop that.
People are watching.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *WAGGLES*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# -Gets irate old-man style-
-brandishes walking stick-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# :D flirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# -goes facial puce-colourwise-
I SHALL WRITE TO THE TIMES ABOUT THIS HARLOT
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Oh do, I love a good review.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oh you are incorrigible :D
I think i love you :)
*snort*
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# sarcasm lols
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Nope. You do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Everyone does. *siiiigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Shush. Normally I have to pay to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# GAH
I just drank a spoon. Well, almost. *acks*

I've got trouwsis on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# SPOON DRINKING COMPETITION. ME FIRST. ME FIRST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# but it was patently me first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# What, now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *goes red*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *draws a happyface on your knee*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *fronts Black Sabbath*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Lenny Henry?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I...
am watching you PEE!

Demon
(Jokel, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# but I'm not pee...
..ooh precognitive clairvoyance as well.. cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Mmm ... precognitive clairvoyance ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# wh....what is
"that"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Perv
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'd like that very much. Will you hold my hand too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# So am I. Fabulous, isn't it?
Tinkle tinkle tinkle. I'm a big girl now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Mummy, WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# tidyup!
*deja vu!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# the big bad I Said No!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Doasyouretold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# and the two bees
bee-have and bee-quiet. The wife does good impressions of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Don't forget
Go and play and his favourite toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I have forgotten. Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# everybody remembers the
popular ones...

Go And Play (12 October 1987) Go And Play decides to do something exciting, and rounds up everybody in the land for a great game of football...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *spooky noises*
TJ

who thinks Duffy is bloody annoying?

I wanna rain on your paraaaaaaaaaayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaade........
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I liked Mercy, that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# \o/ you got the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oh good, I'm glad that was the reference
Otherwise I've just called you mummy in front of the rest of the class and would have had to turn a lovely shade of beetroot
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You'd be suprised how many people call me mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I called a few lectures darling and dear by accident
that was fun :D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hi mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# tinkle tinkle tinkle...plop
now you're a lighter girl
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I need more of this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# More weewatching.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i need more of tits
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# weewatchers?.....you should visit teh bolton
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# After a long campaign
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Top banana. Good plan. *toddles off to prepare her 4th or 5th cup of tea in 2008*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# oooh.. this is a vote I can get behind...
EDIT: 219 to go..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# and the best part is, you can make it black or white depending on personal preference!


EDIT: 700th :p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# FUCK
i missed my 12K by 112!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Doh!
I demand belated nudity!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# you'll get that at 13K
unlucky for some ;-p
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 12770
and you never asked me for nuddy pics :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# it's your first time announcing it isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# what the number of posts?
I don't like milestone posts though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Aw
I lose track of people's milestones these days.

Feel free to get nuddy on a whim whenever you please. Women enjoy a bit of skin as blokes do. *eagerly awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i deleted all traces of my 10K
missed the 11 and 12, so you'll have to wait till 13
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# That's what I need right now
*toddles off to put kettle on*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# best politician ever
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# What a fabulous time to post this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yay! On the Hobnobs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# arf
nice

i've just been in the kitchen but forgot to put t'kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# this image fulfils all my glee criteria:
Tea, biscuits and a happy monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# THIS THIS OH DEAR GOD THIS!
i want tea now :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Then go make some you loon!
Carpe Diem old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Heed these words though
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
I am constantly berated for this despite the fact i make the tea EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!!

You want your tea made with a clean spoon, then make it yourself for once!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha ha YES
this is like one of those mad Public info films from the 1970s...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :D
this is truth..

except i don't use spoon for coffee.. i just pour from the jar.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i prefer Desino Diem
cease the day.

although the grammar could be completely borked as i just google searched the latin for cease..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# you get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Excellent timing
I have just this instant finished a cup of tea that was flanked by 2 chocolate digestives
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# A classic combination :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# my boss made it me as well
must have done something right today :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I shall have a cuppa soup!
Well an Ainsley one anyway, never tried 'em.

'ning all & woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 'noon young sir!
cup a soup sounds like a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 'noon Joli!!
It's tasting good too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# sweet
two sugars please no milk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# bin duN?


Edit: For those who are not familliar with disaster girl:

www.buzzfeed.com/scott/disaster-girl
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# skinrape?
Once to me. Luckily I woke up and confiscated the pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# one of the benefits of insomnia :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I sleep fairly lightly
so people are brave to attempt devilry while I slumber. Brave and silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# after a night of smoking sticks and drinking a liter of wodka
I fell asleep with my wrist against the radiator, when a woke up I had a big blister on it. Still have the scar to prove it:

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Silly donkey, self is not for cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# but I taste sweety and delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *says ah*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# thats not a radiator thats an arm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# It's like you're Columbo or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# with two glass eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Looks like a Bad AIDS scab to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# doesn't look like a hand
doesn't look like a leg

wtf is that, flops?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# it's a part of my floppy donkey penis
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# part 3?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# its the back of the wrist.
right hand
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# true. i see it now.
thank you dr. kebab
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# my next-door neighbour passed out on my couch at a party
and got the full treatment - we got out the arts and crafts box and gave him a real working over, cotton wool eyebrows, pens, paint...anyway, he woke up, took a shower (in my bathroom, remember he only lived next door), cleaned himself up, rejoined the party and passed out again within ten minutes.

So naturally we did it all again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I think she has
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Christ
The CDC on her neck is not the requisite magenta.

FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# We should develop flourescent magenta body paint
For drawing CDC's on flaked out canvases.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I've always prefered human buckaroo
how much suff can you pile on them before they wake up..

we pretty much got the living room on to one of our mates.. i tied their shoes together.. then tied more shoes to their shoes.. stroke of genious.

EDIT: i can't believe she will not of appeared next to a goatse yet...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha, awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i'd say so if she gets drunk that easily
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pfft
chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# you should see a dentist
if you walk into a dentists. if you don't then hey, nevermind eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hehehe
one of his lesser know speeches.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ahhh!
Tommy Cooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Cheetah takes five...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Silly sod's going to trip up if he doesn't do his laces up
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# :D first thing I thought
I cannot STAND it when people don't tie their laces up. It makes me feel (yes, physically) a little tiny bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# elastic sided boots and sandles for the win then!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Well I like laces
but I just want people to do them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# i don't like laces
I can't do them up...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Pfft!
Maybe that is why you are struggling with your network then? The phrase running before you can walk springs to mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# neural network convergence has nothing to do with the fact that I can bearly tie laces.
It is working though, im just to impatient to find a combination of learning rate, hidden neurons and epochs to make the fucker converge on the all the data i want to teach it with...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You can type words like that,
as well as knowing what they mean, and you can't do up shoe laces?

This is why all school should be burned down!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# i can tie them, im just not very good at it and hence don't wear lace up shoes
i can't really blow my nose either
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# my stepdad's nearly 60
and I still have to help him tie his shoes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# go team dementia!
...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# he has a phd in palaeontology
...but can't tie his laces
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# my gran occassional forgets who my mother is...
she has no phd :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# my gran has no idea who any of us are any more
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I know what you mean
I get this image of wet public toilet floors and the laces soaking it up....*horks*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I had never thought of this
And will now be ill every time I witness this atrocity
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Oh no, I hadn't even thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Also sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# SOPRANOS SEASON 3
i'm positive you didn't say this in reference to the sopranos. i just love it......and you made me thunk of it. that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Advice
Don't go to a rap gig in the late 1980s.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I won't be able to get in
I'll be 5 or 4 or 3 or 2 or 1 or it'll be not the late 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# In which case I'd advise you not to take your fake ID, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I thought it was no laces...Like wot Run DMC did
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# it's simple
if you can't be bothered to do up your laces, just tuck them inside your shoes

I considered marketing this idea recently

maybe a website or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# then they're all uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# only if you don't cut the aglets off first
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Even then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Shouldn't he be wearing Pumas?
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Well that would just be confusing!
However, I have heard that he is a big fan of Dwayne Chambers!

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# he's cheating...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# there is a hair in my pasta :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Short black and curly?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# as a minor TJ, we have oddly corresponding sigs right now
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Mine is quoting the Goodies
What is yours doing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Quoting
Carter USM
(SnowmanSnails, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# indeed
though I do love the Goodies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# thankfully not!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# maa
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# fluffy spoon lamma!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Fluffeh wooden spoon headed Llama!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# lufly :D
much like muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ghostllama
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Some pics by my 13 year old nephew...
Over the last few months, since getting him a tablet he's developing a good style I reckon. Self-taught, despite dyslexia.

I'm rather proud of him.

He'd appreciate constructive criticism from those who know what they are doing (i.e. you lot) as he is keen to learn. He's using The Gimp and Potatoshop. Thanks, fellow b3tans.

And yes he reckons he's an emo, but don't hold that against him...





(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# He's really good
far better than some similar pictures I've seen from older people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah, cos dyslexia makes it impossible to learn things
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It does when he can't read the instruction manual.
Or the help pages.

Not impossible. Just more difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Sorry, I seem to be sensitive today
Just the way you phrased it made me angry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I apologise wholeheartedly
I didn't mean to upsest you - I should have qualified my statement a little better.

He is making fantastic progress with his wonderful teacher who takes great pleasure in seeing him flourish.

Like I say, I'm rather proud of him.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# This is true.
My dog's dylsexic and can't drive to save his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# dsylexai hasn't sotped me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# that's because you put the sexier
into dsylexia
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# WOOOOOOF!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I have a learning difficulty
a sexy learning difficulty- sexlexia
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
i had no problem reading that, it was only when i refreshed the page i noticed it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# it's because the brain recognises the word not the sequence of letters
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# They're bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
love the style, but as words of advice...

if hes going to cut himself, tell him to do it parallel to the direction of the artery, not across it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# he's really good
he should see someone, a professional with a white coat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Who'd only be able to say
'Mr and Mrs Parentofboy, I diagnose your son with a chronic case of Teenager'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# This.
"I advice frequent doses of poetry, and perhaps playing in a punk or metal band. Extreme, competitive hardcore will result, but don't worry - it will pass."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i found some of my 14 year old poetry the other day
wow... just wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# come now....its too late for him...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It's the one's that you can't bring back that stay with you!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I burned all that when I moved into my flat.

No way was I going to leave that lying around for someone to find.

More disturbing is the stuff I did when my dad died. My mum's kept some of it in various places all over her house so I can't find all of it and chuck it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I found a book i was writing in while I was in the middle of a manic episode
...holy good gravy. there's some fevered dialogue in there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# not enough abbreviated words in that sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# kids are weird
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# and sexy
Did I just type that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# They are
but then so are grown ups. You and I are hardly what I would consider to be generic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Tom O'bedlam: Proudly the same as everyone else since 1987
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I wouldn't say that, but I do so hate to piss on bonfires.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# bonfires bonfires bonfires
its exploding things day!


lecture time.

zzzzzzpow!

(the sound of a bedlam approaching lightspeed)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I would LOVE to see you going fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
"You're ALL individual!"

"YES. WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUAL!"

"I'm not ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# it's where grownups get it from
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Bloody hell. Even kidses is waaaay better than me.
*depression*

These are absolutely bloody WOO YAY HOOPLAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# nice simple stylings, works well
/although after seeing that horrific emo/cutting thing on /links yesterday, perhaps stick to more emo hairstyles and less self-mutilation
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I just saw that before...
*Shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# it's truly horrific, an extreme case :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Indeed.
I usually have a strong tolerance for such things, but I closed the tab before I got halfway down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# same here, funnily enough
I went back to it later when I was 'more prepared' and it just got worse :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ^this
I have told him that, and he agrees.

Bloody emos.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# If he saw that link yesterday, I think it'd put anyone off doing it for life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I think I'll have a hunt for it, and show him the gravity of the whole thing.
Carefully, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# here it is, and probably a little 'too' graphic to show a kid
/humble opinion only, but made me shudder.

www.b3ta.com/links/EMO_Girl_Needs_Serious_Help
Obviously, NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Oh fuck yes i see what you mean.
That poor girl. I may need a bit of a weep now.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# She's been listening to too much 'My Chemical Imbalance' or whatever they're called
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Certainly a huge amount of Serotonin imbalance.
I hope she gets the help she needs.

/sad
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# i'm far from an expert in these matters
but they're as good as any i've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Superb!
But may I recommend sticking him in a room with Russ Abbot's song "Oh what an Atmosphere" to cure this Emoism.

I defy anyone to be miserable when listening to that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# It'd the B3ta anthem :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I was singing it all through Monday's episode of the Sarah Jane Adventures
in which Russ played the baddie. The show's not very scary when all you can think of is your 7 year old self dancing like a loon on the dancefloor of a Butlins holiday camp.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Aaargh! Pass the mind bleach please!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows"
happiest of all the happysongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Bloody good show.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# cheer up emo kid
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# that is some rather excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# play him lemon jelly
and MR scruff and dj yoda. any music that doesn't take its manufacture angst quite as seriously.. or doesn't manufacture angst at all.. drawing style is very good.. better understanding of light and shadows than i had at that age :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Legacy...
(londoner, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hmmmmmmm this is flying over my head like a waterfall of RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# look at the far wall
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# bwahahaha i seeeeee now
you should also have the hungry hungry caterpillar.

bush was quoted as saying this was his favourite book when he was younger,on further investigation it was found that the book didn't get published untill he was in college. i can imgaine him sitting there in his college jacket laughing gleefully at the antics of the hungry little chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I didn't know that story
am ROFLing at that here!
(londoner, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# on 9/11
Dubya was at a nursery reading My Pet Goat to the kids. After he'd been told about the attack, he carried on reading the book like the retarded muppet he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i remeber this actually. didn't notice the sign on the far wall.
bighairymanchild.co.uk/board/8906432

this also makes me piss myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
dear god, how did this man end up as president?? It's like a bad frat boy film, ala 'High School Knockers'

Thank god it's nearly over..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# To be fair,
he'd have been criticised for running out on the kiddie's storytime just as much if he'd left.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i must say i strongly doubt that.
his country had just been subjected to the worst terrorist atrocity of the century, he had slightly more important things to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Goats are the grooviest animals ever.
Scientific fact.

Here's a handy, cut-out-n-keep guide to goat-rotation:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# that is the most amazing book ever!
you'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hehehehehe!
and who said his legacy was worthless?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Isn't that a little advanced for him?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It's the end of an error...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I see no Schooner
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# haha subtle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Snarf Snarf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# scccccchhhhhnnnneaaarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ewww gordon, that's disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# unhappy pooh is unhappy
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# This is my favourite roid man pic ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# my favourite is cockweasle's one with the snake :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I may not have seen that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# awwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i'm listening to obama's acceptance speech at the moment.
he just used the phrase "I want to thank the younger voters who stood against the myth of apathy that plagues their generation". I don't know how to feel about that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Mildly offended but understanding?
I haven't heard it yet, I'll have to wait till I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# probably.
its quite a good speech but occasionally you will go, oh for fucks sake, seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I tend to do that with most political speeches
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Saw him congratulating Obama this morning
Looked like one side of his face was going into spasm
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# And the difference from the norm
is where? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Not different, just worse than usual
You couldn't see his left eye at all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# as usual then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :D the longer he's PM
the more he looks like the wrong end of a geriatric cat that's just had some sort of massive arse stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ahahaha
well put!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# And the winner of Best Phrase of the Day is....
CAPTAIN WOW!!!!!!!! *applause*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I like he way he said:
"I look forward to working with him in the months and years to come."

That's a rather optimistic speculation on his own tenure.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# After Brown gets booted
Obama will hire him as a janitor
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I was rather hoping he'd take over the singing in the Halifax ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# well he does have til 2010 before he has to call an election
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It's his own party who are his greatest threat at present.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# point taken
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Washington prepares for Obama!!!



2nd post this year WHOOP WHOOP
I think I met your criteria
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# 4th blackhouse today.
meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ?
Fock Sucks!!
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# One of them still on this page...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# was all chuffed but is now
ever so slightly defaleted!!
I met all the criteria speciafied yesterday!

1/ Dont leach
2/. Shop it
3/. Host it
4/. Post it!

However forgot to check it hadnt already bin dun!!
Foke it!!

Nevermind!!
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Heh heh, nice summation of the rules :)
I, like Joliet, will extend credit to you for the 'work in progress' take on it :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# you've got to get up bloody early to get in first on here
it never fails to amaze me that no matter what the subject someone on here has an image to fit.

great minds and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# fork handles?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Dont let it get you down
Just go photoshop a beard onto Obama and change the B to an S, no one has thought of that either
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# This^^^^
Or maybe make him Irish, as in O'Bama....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Or, or...
McCain, like the oven chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# DOH!
Nicely. But has been done once or twice.

POST MORE YOU CRAZY MAD FOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# DOH DOH an dDOH
Can I get credit for first black house with SCAFFOLDING!!! (okay shittily shopped scaffolding) at least
(PolarMonkeyDuck, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *extends credit even in these days of the credit crunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# is it...yep the black house
4..
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Yeah
more of this

much more
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Llama! Llama! Hot hot hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Llamas in a car alarma
llama, llama, duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# OOOH OOOOH OOOH!!!
i love that!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Bejesus.
That is some seriously professional lurking skillzorz you have there.
(AMadDayYes, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hehehehe!
i just watched his full victory speech, i will admit it brought a tears to my eye.

also, in other news, turns out some fella called joe biden in going to be vice president, where the hell did he come from, why weren't we told
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I was always told people could see right through me...


Click for scanlineless moonsized version 995kb

EDIT: muchly thank you's so I'm good and cute.. hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Bloody hell lad, you're a bit good.
Also: cutie face aw.

Alsoalso: BANANAS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# flirt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# An incorrigible one.
But that doesn't negate the fact that he's got a lovely head. You've got a lovely head too, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you never called me cutie face :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You're a bit hairy to be cute, innit.
I said something nice, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :'(
*finds scissors*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You internet men are worse than women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# my network is struggling to converge, im miserable...
and all the women I know are worse than me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# You know shit women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# they seem happier and more sexed than me however.
it's almost unjust.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You know how to fix this.
Go to more rugby matches. Acquire some woman who, like I, happens to like her big and hairies. Penetrate. Hurrah. Thank you Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# ^ This
muchly.

Why won't you hurry up and become president of the world!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Funding, mainly
pay my mortgage and I'll run for whatever you like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# im out of place at rugby matches, particularly leauge
i look like a yobbo, but I can keep track of the score without the board...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Pretty boys always look out of place to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# it's the four days worth of movember stuble that do it :D
that.. and my parents fucked at the right time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Mine did too, 'mazing innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# god bless their timely coitus!
and slightly more bizarrely the miscarriage that with out which i would never of happened..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hooray for baby letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i didn't realise movember was world wide.
ones of my mates was supposed to do it, and chickened out. his excuse "im looking for a place to live, land lords don't want a fucking paedofile..."
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i know a few people doing it.
but I am really shit at the moustache.. so i might bend the rules slightly.. lol :D

doing a photograph every day so I'll have a nice animation by the end of it.. although I just deleted yesterdays picture.. tithead..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# He is a bit isn't he?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I'm constantly cheered by how good looking everyone I know is.
Until I think that this must make me the token uggo. I cure this with short skirts and not giving a bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# How many times do we have to go through this Cap?
You: No uggo.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pfft, I wasn't fishing
merely commenting on the 'ono' second, when realisation (whether paranoid or not) comes in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# woo!
in other news...
isn't it time we had a new compo?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# no goatee, fake
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# highly woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# bloody hell!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# nice work sir
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Flippin heck that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Very nice Sheep mk2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ooh. top.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You are Sheep's younger brother!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Pissage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Big, fat, fuckin, WOO YAY!
And I second the compliments of Capt Wow and Little Mrs Trellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pffft, little?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Shorter than me, and I'm short.
You'll just have to deal with being one of the best things in small packages people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ace work!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Yes
you win

you have today's click
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# dammit that's just way too good! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# oh that is shitting good.
*click*

you look better with hair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i quite liked bald
got bored though..

I think this was my favourite hair.. but manic and having not slept for 2 days is not the best time to give your self a hair cut...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Outstandingly good
I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nicely! Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# thats bloody smart
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Yes! Yes! Yes!
Let me just add my praise to that already heaped upon you. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha
You daft sod
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# What ^he said
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahhahaha, looney :D
and not an Obama, McCain, Winton, Woss or Brand in sight, so have a huge WOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# feeling slow
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# That
has a touch of the Robert Llewellyn when he was the human Kryten.

Woo sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# My nipples don't work
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Let me try...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# O_O You'll never get Jazz FM THAT way!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Jizz FM might work, though
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# seems to be singing along to
"sympathy for the devil" very well
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)

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