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[challenge entry] Sorry, I'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# John as in bloke that uses Whores I think.
I hate the bloke.
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Be warned they are on a shoot-to-kill mission

click for larger
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *Discos*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# lolzors!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# god speed!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *^_^*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i'll hire you if you can design me a space ship.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# OI!! you didn't design that (although it is a lovely pic) YOU ROBBED IT OFF BUTTON MOON!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# re-designed is still design. :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# fuzzy minge, ya convinced me *hires*......er i don't actually have any....er.........money, or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# pay with sex
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# er.............now don't get me wrong, but i just don't think that's what prodge wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# trust me,
it is
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# is that how you paid?
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# awww....
can i nab that for my babby's bedroom? :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# haha sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *smoosh* :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# FOLLOW MRRRRR SPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ooh! :D
I'll take a dozen as baubles for my c-word tree please.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# cat tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# marvelous
watch out freddie starr he's coming for you!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# THERE WAS A THREAD DELETION

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# what thread deletion?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ahahahahahahahah
there was just another one
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yes, I saw that
From JPG too, I'm shocked
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 10
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# oh dear,
I hope he's ok someone had a go at him earlier for posting an insensitive pic . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i was kidding!
and it was hardly 'a go'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# link or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Really?
That's not on

9
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# S'pose I ought to actually go and take a photo
8
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# i've seen him do it before. and when challenged he just couldn't give a shit.
i'm surprised an aged respected b3tan would have such a cavalier attitude but there ya go eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# If you're not supposed to do it they should take away the option
Personally I don't see what the problem is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# well, i kinda agree, if a noob for example has posted something and it's redexing and he hasn't a clue how to fix it then fair enough. but i like the idea of every post on b3ta being saved for posterity for years to come, regardless of how fucked it is.
that's how the best text-memes are started too, when things go wrong.

Also, just found the website editor javascript thingummy in your profile. tis feckin aces!! cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Thanks!
It used to work alot better on the old bbc news site, on the new one it kind of fecks up pretty easily...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# i missed it all
so therefore have a very strong opinion about it, what is the general consensus? i don't want to get on the wrong side of the cool kids
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# just give ofcom a call and whinge for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^this + hold up a fist of hate in the air
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I have no idea what this is all about
so I shall disapprove in the approved manner.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# splendid
looks remarkably like me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# i was busy making this too........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm back in the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Rodents are natural spacefarers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# HA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Subliminal expected hamster!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# bad boris! bad!


Click for full HD wallpaper size goodness (560k)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# lolz at the office
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
The new Tom and Jerry
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Cunt him in the Fuck Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# :D
Smug robin bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# office lols haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Guffaws!
This is my kind of humour! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He He... I just got this Error message...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ARCH
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Blow Bob Kely
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# He knows all the moves...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *boogies*
12
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# joins in the boogies
woo
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *drops pants and joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# He should join forces with disco hamster up the top there
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Groovy
I especially like the fist-polishing going on in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Cocktail anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Convoluted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# not berry much though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I reckon so.
Let's take a straw poll....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Dacrebleu!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Looks nothing like a tequila sunrise
WOO!
13
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha,
have a Dick-tator!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# oh. my. lord.
*spangs like a good 'un*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I was waiting for this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ..
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# haha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# funny how when a n00b reposts he gets flamed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# It's acceptable for a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Not usually in a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# A right old disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# pfft!
isn't that the cyclops from Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# It's Harryhausen's cyclops from "The seventh voyage of Sinbad" (1958)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Pfffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# lols
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I love the source image of the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# huge LOL!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Saw that film on a plane
It was... ok. Typical Brendan-Fraser running-around silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I think he wrote the script for this 'un
and produced it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# That would explain the "science"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha, very good indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# HER EYES DON'T MATCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hadn't seen that one. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# whahahaha
fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Marvelous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# this is 7 shades of win
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha
Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Haha
literally just finished watching a pirated copy of that film. Entertainingly shit.

Is it just me or are most kids films nowadays purely publicity vehicles for tie-in console games?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It's okay BT monkeys, there's always alcoholism :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# After a hard day of being shot at by darned Injuns, he deserves a drink
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *orders strongbow*
*regrets*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# poor bt monkey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# The Good Old Days...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Erm NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Nakecist!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i think it's ok, too far pixellated to be nasty, from a distance it's grey blobs
and if the boss man gets close enough to see it your gunna get sacked for wasting company time anyway...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(this makes me kinda horny)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# christ if i wank as hard as i want to my balls will fly out my japseye.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# What a delightful mental image
Thanks for sharing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *walks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
l n
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha and I was just reading...

THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# "Try something new today..."
"...The reverse cowgirl"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# OK... I will
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
I need to get one of these publications!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I haz made a bald monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Some of the monkeys at the zoo had little porcelain
death mask faces. I think they were gibbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# aaaw bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I know that head...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# How nice
whaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# this head you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# This makes me think of Society
which can only be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# "Beam me up Scottie..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# LOL he's gay
*can't find family guy pic* :(
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *bums*
enterprisingly...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# * gets an ins-erection*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *5-4-3-2-1*
*re-sperms*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# and he's in Heroes
which is also pretty gay
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# wow he looks a lot younger as the time traveller
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have seen it haven't you?

If not, that is rather amusing as he is actually Hiro's father :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# heroes is the best!
and a bit gay, the third series is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i need to download them
watching them in spanish is sooo bad
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Where are you living in Spain?
I wish I was there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it's ok
I wouldnt want to buy the box sets
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ^this
WTF? He's been in Star Trek. He's been in Heroes. He's the one they call on if they ever need an older Japanese guy.

Why the fuck would he need to do THAT pile of horseshit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# The lure of a large wad of cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Actually
it might be quite interesting to get him and Navratilova involved in a political discussion with Kilroy.

They could discuss his fucking face in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# is he going into the jungle?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Yup
Gawd knows why ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# strange
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Bindun?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# beeeeeees!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Bee!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# woah kinky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# it didn't take long
...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *drops pants*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# that's quite a stinger
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# beeeezzz!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Those wings are clearly from an Ornithoptera not a Hymenoptera
I claim shenannigans
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# the legs appear to be Fe, and not some form of complex carbohydrate
so i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# He's one third bee, one third magnet and
one third vengeance!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# forgs are far better than bees

Click for bigger
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Cor!
...bicula
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo entry for a while
another big one, I'm afraid.



Click for un-optimised.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# JULIE MOULT IS AN IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I never got paid for that quote
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *hands proj a fiver*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# please tell me you used a genuine quote for that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# See above ^


Nah, basically just imagined some of the grumpy curmudgeonly bastards on here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# What The Fucking FUCK are you fucking talking the fuck about?
etc etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# shut your fucking face!



Uncle Fucker
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Al-fucking-right, I will then!
:D




fuck
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Maybe the Daily Mail could release their own version of NetNanny
It would be a b3ta-blocker...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# But then they wouldn't be able to see
the brilliant humour they have inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# oooph
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I knew someone would do this
but this is woo some

umm exactly who is Julie Moult? Ted's daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Dear B3th,
Please may I enquire as to exactly what you are doing with your right hand in your profile pic?
Warmly,
Stonkwood
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry]


:D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *is amused but confused by the weird angle of David*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# it's a sexier angle
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Sure, if you like small cocked men
do you like small cocked men?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I dunno,
at that angle there can be no doubt that he has a tinky winky :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hmpf
Maybe he's a grower, not a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!

Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ning sushi
how are?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Not too bad,
I set my alarm for 8 o'clock this morning, woke up, and thought, Meh, I'll have a little more of a nap.

I just woke up :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# haha
sounds familiar
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# If you ever find out who invented the snooze button,
please let me know so I can cunt them in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# what do you do all day?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I am sure I do more in a day than you do!
And that goes for all the time you were ta uni too you dirty layabout student!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# bollocks. list the things you do in a day and I'll list mine, before and after.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Nah, I don't wanna.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pfft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I can tell you what I am doing right now.
I am drinking a cup of tea and having a cigarette, whilst listening to the mystery hour on LBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# smoking is bad for you
i'm sitting under a fan, in the dark, surrounded by empty beer bottles and pages of working out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Yes, Smoking is bad for you.
But paradoxically, it is super cool!

Haven't you just finished uni? Why the hell are you still doing working out stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# it's all old working out stuff, you don't think i tidy up do you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Girls will have sex with boys who turn the light on
and tidy up their mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# you don't think that if the read the calculations that they would moisten up a bit?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 'ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# How do FAAMTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm sloping around in dresing gown mode
as I have man flu :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Awesome!
Man Flu is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I am producing a fascinating amount of globular phlegm
and it's bright green with dark flecks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That sounds brilliant!
Once, when I had a chest infection, I coughed up a bit of phlegm that looked just like Flubber.

I was slightly worried that Disney advertising had really gone too far....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Now that's a seriously over eager PR department!
I've also combined man flu day with quitting smoking day to make me slightly more irrational and shouty. It's been great fun so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Women and Kids deserve to be shouted at by men anyway for being inferior ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# groan. had to filename that one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# By Milkelangelo?

Have a pea!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Haha
Have Penis de Milo...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# a boris de milo, you say?


and a similarly half arsed one of my sister:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ditto dong
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# top punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha!
not seen that one before, it's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Jaques the horse ate all the children...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# that's no horse
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# AAAARGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# FUcK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ARGH!!!
take the brats!
just don't hurt me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I like horses
but this is an exception.
How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# exactly how he looks
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# meaty?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# like a smelly vagina (with teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *holds out apple*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *loses arm*
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *laughs and points at guy who looks like the drummer of Def Leppard*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ha
now that's a workable solution to global warming
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# global warming is not real
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Holy poopnorks!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# aargh
kill it kiiiill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# oooh
very nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] We live in hope
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I've noticed that /talk is a hotbed of Communism
Is the same true of /board?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# we have nazi's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# do they have little board stalins?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I don't venture past our borders into 'their' land
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I strayed over the border once
Barely escaped with my literacy intact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# not so much a bed as a lilo
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ?
Nyet, tovarish
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# seams right to me
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# err . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# !
Erse, I wish I'd thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Brilliantly done,
Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
made me think of lloyd too.. your mail pic, ""No leads" is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun + no real reason....
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# you redeemed it with talent
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# thx
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# woah nelly nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# smooth
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

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