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Sorry Jesse very poor compared to yours - down with mine and up yo.... errr

original Rev. Jesse.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

pffft

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

only one finger?

pah!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

this needs a big monkey

and biplanes

oh yeah

and a flapper

of some kind

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

like this but with domo and no flapper

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

those biplanes are likely filled with flappers

crazy :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

It's lonely at the top . . .

. . . free bird . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

Hmm

"Up yours so much, it's an Up Yours Fractal!" ;)

Woo

(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

charming edit/ fixed the poll now

also,

vote henry

forgive the errors, i got excited at making my first poll.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

You broke your poll.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)

I noticed that too

silly maj

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)

how did i do that

it doesn't matter anyway the vote is conclusive, i learnt everything i know from mugabe

and it works for me, i will be forwarding the result to rob, let the people decide.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

You should have just used the code in the html box.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

it's working ok

but i've amended it on your sagely advise

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

Is Henry

The geezer who was posted over and over not so long ago standing with that bag or whatever (erm, there's one of him stood on the Enterprise)

I missed the reference - who the smeg is he?

*clicks the pub option as it's the nearest thing to grabbing a bottle of ale*

(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)

indeed he is

he was discovered by jpg wandering the frozen wastelands of downtown brazil searching for his lost kitten, all he had on him were the ashes of his late wife and a monopod

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

lol whut?

Still makes no sense but thanks for clearing that up ;)

(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

Yes and he should at least be among google images . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

I need a Millie and Rupe option

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

they've had their day

they need to make way for some fresh blood

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

wrong

millie and rupe are timeless

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

while i do in fact agree

didn't they start on a different site before going on to world domination, henry is all b3ta.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)

Ditto for Brandow?

wall-eyed lawyers need love too...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)

I don't think he should. I think he's crap.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

Does your turtle bite ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

Is that an innuendo i'm not aware of?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

After it bites me . . .

you can tell me that it's not your turtle . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

Gah!

*fears*

(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

hmm, I can't tell if he collects rainwater or not

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

has to be done, it's the law...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

good work that man!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

that's a shit vampire

by the time he finds someone to bite, it'll be daytime!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)

haha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)

do they look like psychos? is that what they look like?

they were vampires. psychos do NOT explode when sunlight hits them, i don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

I'm sorry, this is all I could see :(

Actually, the balls look sort of like eyes, like the whole thing is some kind of weird helmet.

Also, good evening b3ta, not been on in a while, how is everything? I've been ill all week with some annoying virus thing :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

The eyes at the bottom of his shell disturb me.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)

eeep!!

i nearly missed this, sorry

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

My. . .er. . .Woolly Valentine

Quick, guitar-less, admittedly lazy and made from roving that I'm going to felt later on.

(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

wooly valentine?

what, so you sex sheep now?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

Huge sheep . . . down by the sea shore . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

sandy, salty sheeps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

I'm going to felate later on too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

Why am I looking at your tampon?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

Loveless is a fucking fantastic album.

Nicely.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

i make no excuse

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

im RISing like a spacker

EDIT: - i see henry's still going strong....o jesus, im late for the pub...cya

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

RIS no more...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chasing_Pavements

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

suitably de-rised

ta :)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

I made something, but it's crap, so I'm putting it here

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

*wants to give hug*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

ok, you give it a hug

and I'll stand 200 ft away with a camera

this would be youtube material

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

so did i so i'll do the same

yours is really good though

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

oh, sir

that's wonderful

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

Double 0 Henry . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

Hi brrrrrrrrrrrr n8ing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

FP it!

Awwww :D

(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

SPANG!

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weaver., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

*considers himself spanged*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

Spangs

REALLY hard!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

...REALLY hard

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

Number 1 in Norway too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

I thought she was chasing pavements.

And she looks like Gillian McKeith on doughnuts.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

erm...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

evening!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

Ooh nice idea, very nice.

Good evening.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

been done a ton of times before - jsut playing really :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

High Fours !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

give me ummm

lots! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

splendid stuff

also very handy for scratching your bollocks, or anyone else's come to that.

*click

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

hahaha

true - would help with g-spot / clitoral stimulation :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

I'd give you a round of applause but it seems you have that covered

woo ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

my, what a handy thing to have!

especially around the bedroom

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

heheh

totally agree! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

saves on batteries, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

haha

very true! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

i'm getting funny looks

every time i go into poundland. they don't believe i've got as many torches as i claim to have

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

hahah

get some rechargeable (like it did :D )

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

one of these days i will

or maybe i'll just stop buying my batteries from poundland

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

you can get rechargables

from the poundland down here :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

really?

i'll have to keep a look-out on tuesday.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

That tickles me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

it tickles me!

now, if only i could get it to buzz...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

Haha, very recursive!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

_{Haha, very recursive}

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)

Haha, very recursive

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

recursive ftw!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

Digit all art

Nice work rev

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

fractalfingers!

nice

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)

fractalfinger!

now that i like!:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

*high five five five five five five five five*

or just

*high fractal*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

hehehhe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

hahaha!~

and nice one Rev.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

Ooh, creepy!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)

i dunno

i think this is creepier! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

yikes!

those are some fearsome gnashers!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)

creepy thread

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)

how does it... no, never mind.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

you win:-(

now im REALLY late for the pub

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

that is splendid :D

i wanted it to anim tho D:

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)

ta sir

i dont do anim - i'm too shite! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

Just a little . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)

you made it vibrate!

you know my needs so well :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

I have spare battries too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

yaaay!

do you have smokes, booze and cheesecake?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)

You name it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)

don't tempt me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

But that's the fun part . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

Give me five!

No wait, twenty five. No no no, a hundred and twenty five. Argh no... *explodes*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)

heheheh

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

my word, that's lovely

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

thank ya

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)

But can he/she/it play the piano?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

lool

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

Laugh Out Of Loud!

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..wil, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

is it Henry night? :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

every night is henry night!

except thursday. thursday is bingo night.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

It's exciting!

But not for everyone...

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..wil, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

I've not got the talent for these

not worth own thread:

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

Haha!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

Haha!

Gotta love old Henry! :D

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..wil, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

i think its about time he got into the meme kit

are folk still using the psd i knocked up, it's in my profile if anyone wants it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

from a while back

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tubaman, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

nice one

bindun?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)

That's class that is

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)

you say the sweetest things

now say something nice about Wil, you know how he gets.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

*simpers*

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..wil, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

you've got lovely hair

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

Short n curly!

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..wil, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

IT'S DOUBLE O SEV-HEN!!!!

Off-licence for re-fill?

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Q4nobody, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)

Magnificent.

I can die happy now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

Hot scaling thundership hitchiker !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

He just wants to get home before his Cod gets cold...

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..wil, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)

And we all know that he'll have a tough time catching another cod !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)

*awards OBE for services to Henry*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)

Moving not so swiftly along

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

hahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)

hehehe MEMERACE!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

Haha!

Bonkers, you are.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)

win

also: where the fuck is the duke of prunes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)

he's only been gone 10 hours!

www.b3ta.com/board/8958977#post8959065

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

plastic surgery disasters

Would have put up a zoom of my hand and her paw but I liked the "wtf? unhand me you gayer" expression on her furrowed brow.

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

This takes me to the park

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

Just found this LP in a box of used records

Black cover, 2 black pages inside - only markings are on the spine:
A Blind Man's Movie / Murray Roman Tetragrammation Records

have not played it yet, but it supposed to be a pretty good record from 1969.

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tubaman, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)

blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/the-forgotten-m.html

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

Butthole surfers? or Dead Kennedys perhaps?

*googles*

Dead Kennedys it is. haha, close!

I wanted to do Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables. I'm not sure my neighbours would be too happy about me setting fire to their cars though.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)

hehehe

'God told me to skin you alive!'

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)

no reason

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)

heh

beadle could have done this one on his own.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

Aw what a lovely sunset

'night all :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

Call in the SWAT team !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

SWAT KATS

ftw

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)

meanwhile...

wallpapery add-your-own-captions-and-offend-someone(tm) sized

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OneOfSome, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

kids! who'd have 'em?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

What happens on december 13th,

other than me turning 21.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

my cable, phone and internet get cut off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)

I'm walking on lava

Whoa-oa-oh!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

and don't it feel good?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

Katrina !

*waves*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

that's mistress katrina to you, slave!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

Nice boots to boot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

yes they are

lick them clean!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

Hey!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

Wooah yeh !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)

Knit pickers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

Try #2

Definately not bindun. However, my fathers vinyl collection has made the ultimate sacrifice.

(nojness, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

MR. FLIBBLE!!!

I LOVE HIM!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

Flibble love

This is the first use i've found for him after purchase.
Well, if you discount intimidating my cats with it.

(nojness, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

They're toying with you.

Revenge will be ugly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

TJ:

Any idea how to reinstall Windows XP without a cd? Or a I386 file? I've just been given a German-language-loaded computer and I apparently have to reinstall XP to get it into Blighty-speak. I've got lovely genuine key numbers, but no bloody disk...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

i only learned how to copy and paste 2 weeks ago

i'm a technological spacker :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

I've not dealt with that specific situation before.

However I know it's sometimes possible to pull up an installation from local disk if the cab files are there. That may be worth looking into. I know it's a bit of a maze but microsoft's support site is worth checking out.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

No luck - there's bugger all on there.

the drive, that is.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)

Gaz Pasanonic, he's terribly well informed on these types of things

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

This might help.

www.microsoft.com/globaldev/reference/win2k/setup/changeUI.mspx

(nojness, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)

Nope.

It doesn't seem to do a thing except tell me that the language is now 'Englisch (Grossbritannien)'
Unless the computer was also loaded with muisetup.exe (which it isn't as they only give it to large companies), it's not possibly to change the language the computer talks to you barring a reinstall.
Sucks balls, it really does.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

Try googling . . .

windows xp reinstall without cd

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

Certainly did.

That's how I found out about the I386 folder that's unfortunately missing...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

Cant you just change the language?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

Have you tried switching it off and on agai...

no, sorry, even I can't bring myself to finish that one.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)

I nearly switched it off with a hammer...

Then I remembered the 'on' bit would be a mite tricky...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)

not sure if this helps?

www.computerhaven.info/forum/tm.aspx?m=83599
although it's likely you need the english version to install from looking at a few other forums

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)

That's the conclusion I'd come to...

Bugger.

Cheers anyway, chaps.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)

i wanted a t-shirt

with rimmer and mr. flibble on it, but i was thwarted. i shall have to settle for the one with lister on it saying let's get out there and twat it.
much as i love flibble, i hate teddies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

teeheehee

This is awesome.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

Face Lifters . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)

;;;)))))))))

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

Spooky . . . cat's cradle !

Those eyeeeeeeeeeeeees . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)

that's some seriously odd porn you watch, man

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

She was just voted world's sexiest beast !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)

sexerist beats?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)

4/4 Time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)

boing boing boing

if only this happened more often

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OneOfSome, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)

hahaha

The mouth on the magazine is awesome.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)

Blown . . . awaaaaaaaaaaaaay !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)

pockeyt keyring knife designed for evil purposes

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

Out in time for Christmas?

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zoldergoose, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

That's no penknife!

is it just me or does Brand look a bit jewish?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

I thought this

which would destablise the knife coupling Jewish Brand and Hitler it would probably explode.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)

Oy Vey !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)

where can i purchase such a wondrous device?

also, where can i find several dozen easily disposed of henchmen?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

Liverpool city centre?

Assuming you don't mind your underground lair getting looted on a daily basis.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)

bugger that!

town is full of pikeys! i'm not having my lair's roof pissed on by a drunken football fan!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)

That's pretty nifty . . . one can even us the key as a corkscrew . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

Leave out the Brand and I'll buy eleventy

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)

but they're both essential!

the hitler is for scaring off jewish mothers-in-law and the brand is for scaring away daily mail readers!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)

so that would be a skeleton key then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)

I am sure "tate over the world" has already been copyrighted

but aside from that, it's a nabsolutely spiffing idea

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)

Taters . . . rule !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)

dick taters?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

Well peeled . . . of corse !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)

mashed?

with a pint of cream and a full pound of butter, sir.

sorry, i was momentarily possessed by kryten.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)

HITLER IN A HAT!

Highly improbable.

Yay!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

Proofread nospoon's poster

Ref : www.b3ta.com/board/8961222
Probably not worth own thread, but I don't care today.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)

Pfft, what?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)

Yes

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)

What's he missing . . . besides his balls ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

Looks like he's missing his arms below the elbow

and the whole lower part of his body. I'm thinking he can't have gotten very far unless he's on a cart...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

Did I miss this somewhere in the recent Spazz?

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html

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tubaman, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

Nursery rhyming is such fun . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

hahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8961189

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)

Auto blanket washers these days

rarely touch the stuff.
my hands are as soft as my face!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)

ahhhhh science, bless.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

I've only just realised that you bindunned me on this...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

arf!

That's great

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

needs more zipper!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

Henry ambled on, unaware of the approaching stickmonster...

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

It's a baby Ent and it wants to play!

Maybe it'll throw him off a river bridge and play Pooh Henrys.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

Hahaha yes, baby Ents.

Henrys' Pooh sounds like a scatological kids program. "what new adventures will Henrys' Pooh have today children?"

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

zehr gut

'n stuff

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)

Framed . . . again !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

crosses off list

woo

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

Led Zep + one of the best bandwagons ever

= yay!

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)

First time posting/comping

This is what i spent my day at work doing:

Click for bigger (232KB)

(nojness, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)

And just to be told it has bindun already ;)

Woo work!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)

alas, it are have bindun.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)

Baw :(

Well it was either this or cover myself in babyoil for a ManOwaR cover, i didn't fancy me having a job after mind.

(nojness, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

depends what you do for a living, i suppose...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

Manowar? I want to see that!

British Steel rules, although I'm afraid that with age, one starts to sissy down a bit ...

click for thread

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xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

Why...

am i looking at your cat?

(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)

nice scissor work

well done mr cutty

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rob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)

Scissors?!

Someone stoled my scissors at work :(
I had to etch it out with a drawing pin.

(nojness, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

Pfft.

You earned a click for that. +5 for dedication

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)

^ this

that's going the extra step. I just put some cheese in a bowl... ;)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)

^this, that took some doing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)

I'm actually gutted that my radiohead one didn't get more love

after I managed to cut really close to the lines and didn't run with the scissors.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)

care to link? - not sure I saw it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)

Haha

I really was kidding. Here it is though:
www.b3ta.com/board/8958019
Yeah weirdly it was much funnier yesterday ;)
And I should probably have renamed the album to "the folds".

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

go on then, that's definitely worth a click

amusing and well done!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)

I started to click through your posts to look for that

only to be distracted by Bjork.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

leela: what are we delivering?

farnsworth: something without which no ribbon-cutting ceremony could proceed - the ceremonial oversized scissors
leela: we'll get them there as quickly as we can
farnsworth: alright, but don't run with them!

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charlie?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)

running with scissors would get you my click

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)

rob,

b3a appreciates and adores you. You are lovely and I would.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)

Snitch !

I'm tellin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

Nicely done.

Yours is the first version I've seen and it's woo.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)

*concurrence*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

Bandwagon, sorry!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)

Silly Whato Jeeves,

Biplane is not wagon.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)

Oopsy :-(

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)

If he's gonna dump . . . dump now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

Henry is like, the coolest dude ever.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)

How come when I google him . . . I get no results ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)

Too cool for google.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)

Not exactly my favourite, but...

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sponge monkey is knitting himself, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)

that's pretty good

you've got the colour tone well

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rob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)

That's just my cheap veneer desk.

Only had to move three feet (1m in new money) to get the camera as well...

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sponge monkey is knitting himself, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

very good :)

i do not care much for muse, however.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)

They were acceptable until this album for me,

now they are just shite!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

nice work there :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)

Fucking Ace!

Another up yours to the naysayers of this compo :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)

the day we have a compo that generates no moaning

will be the day we've accidentally broken the board code and people can't post

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rob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)

And you are? ;)

It does make me chuckle sire!

How do? How are the Fuhrers family? Braw(n) I hope....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)

they've all got aids

it's dreadful

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rob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)

Fucking hell!

I would love to be sad about this, but it does prove my point about ginger!

Good or Bad?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:50, archived)

What have I told you about gingerism?

you know that your fuck is in no way strong enough to take a cunting from me!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I would love to talk to you Pasa, but I have to head off to rock socks now. I am sure I will catch you later :D

ginge

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)

this must NEVER be allowed to happen

It'd be like crossing the streams.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)

What do you know about crossing the streams?

You are a lady, and therefore do not use urinals!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)

That's exactly how gay people identify each other in public toilets.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)

Steve?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

...Phil?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

Some people just moan because it's expected.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:46, archived)

Why you hating Prodge!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)

Are you stirring? ;)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)

Prodge was moaning like an hour into the compo when every fucker was still in

MUST POST ANYTHING mode.
Everyone knows the best compo entries are a few days in.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)

it's also one of the signs of the coming apocalypse isn't it?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)

exactly!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

Nicely done :3

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ClanSoul, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)

Origins of Symmetry RULLLESSSS, YO.

Good work.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)

Nicely done

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)

This is great

lovely work

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)

One of my favourite albums

And very well done, click!

(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)

*applaudes*

well done, sir
well done

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

Missing Girble notice

Found this in Leicester's Fosse Park in early October and only just remembered about it when I saw it on my phone today.

A motorbike for a girble seems a pretty good exchange.

www.flickr.com/photos/louiethelop/3047821693/

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

That's heart rending

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)

Hahahah fuck

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ClanSoul, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)

served up in the local chinky take away

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

awwwwwwwwww

edit: wait a minute? No phone number?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

I'm guessing they were expecting

you to wait by the sign with the girble until they arrived.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)

runkin black girbile

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Microwave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

I read that

with THIS music playing in my head...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

Oh no, I'd forgotten that flutey sicklyness.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)

Full of spelling mistakes

It's obviously a missing Goebbels, and the reward is a Möterbike.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

hahahaha

awwwwww

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)

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