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# HappyToast's joyous Christmas cards started me thinking...
Image challenge suggestion


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# And lo, Henry did come to pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# - Comes
- Passes

* My work here is done

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# HENRY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# thinking?
sure?
Edit: ah, yes. image challenge. It has perhaps bindun, but whyever not? It will be christmas at some point this year (although the actual birth of "Jesus Christ" was months ago).
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# or months ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# or years
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# decades
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# 2011 years

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *psst* reduce the contrast on the Henry layer ;)
I want to try some Henrys but I must NOT wandbagon again.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Where did this one spring from, then?
I missed the start of this particular bandwagon. Although I rather like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *ahem*
guilty, your honour
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That a bit better?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :) yep
and nice clipping of the bag too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yep. Did the contrast, rehosted and edited, and then noticed the bag.
So on aggregate it's a 150k still image, but shhhh don't tell anyone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# "Jesus!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# .
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# He brings gifts for baby Jebus :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# We did this last year
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I'd have thought it would be an annual event...
with the NO REPOSTS rule fairly stringently enforced.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahha hot stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# h-1000


(From earlier too!!)
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I suggested that last week
but have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Giles and his teddy
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70646/1227537932/gbted.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# seamteam
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# you are not wrong. more haste...
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# NSFW?
Certainly wouldn't my boss walking in on that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Thank the lord for Adblock.
At least I don't have to hide the thread.

Don't get me wrong - it's a nice idea, but somewhat ring-tightening when I thought I heard the miserable old git's footsteps in the hall...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I mgiht ask to have the L plates on a little longer.
I hope this fixes it
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# nicely done, lad.
You'll do ok here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# P.s i am an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Is that on ebay? seriously! Hahahahaha
Oh, and be careful, this is borderline...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# heheh
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# um...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# nsfw
please linky
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# that's not a teddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# a) That's no teddy
b) Probably ought to link it :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# bless.
and No.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Is that woman called Teddy?
If not, I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Thank you Adblock.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Stop that now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# did they make a magenta one?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's so camp!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# surprise CDC!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# and its holding a Mac...


/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# only CDCs hold macs..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# EXPERIMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# ooh
when i scroll up and down there is some whacky effect on the dalek bit
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# lsd'll do that to you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yes, optical confusion...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ooooow
It goes all pulsey. That's a technical term by the way
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# meh
i feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# It's hypnotism
*spend spend spend*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# It's like being eye-raped by a ribbed condom.
*fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# FU...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# * Please pass me my size 10 Killing Hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm fed up with the news telling me that the VAT rate is being dropped to 15%
and not telling me WHEN it's going to drop. Do I have to spend 6 frantic days changing everything in time for December 1st or is it starting in January or April?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I thought they wanted to get that in before Christmas
To get people spending again, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Exactly
But I've already spent three days changing the pricing on our system due to company price increases. I don't want to frantically start changing it again if it's not coming into force until next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Well, keep the prices the same and
send less to the Government.

More profit for you, everyone's a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I think customers being charged 17.5% may have something to say about that.
If only this was all done on the hush hush!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# do I know what this means for the man in the street?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Fuck all
if he increases NI.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Do you think he would?
I mean, how much bigger?

I think Dubliners might have something to say about that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Well everyone's got rid of their weapons now
so it seems like the right time to advance into the rest of Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yes sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I head it was going to be pretty damn quick, so I'd start making preps now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# oh good lord
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nearly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Baby Davros
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Bobby Davros?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# BIN-EFFING-DUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# How bizarre!
Yet strangely pleasing...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I thought so too
..an image a client of ours has on their site, just don't ask.
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Did you... did you... did you....
did you not make this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# OOOooooh yes,
www.guymark.com/images/otoacoustic_ima1.jpg
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Ahhh, gotcha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# .
if you put this 4452e into google image search and go to page 5 you get a lovely selection of ring binders
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# you what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# its true
.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah, but...
why are you telling us this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Because it's important
.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# puffins
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I love the expression "puffinfucker" - it just rolls off the tongue
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i think that is my new favorite word
it has taking over from mingepole.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Tasty tasty puffins!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# oh and i wish to express
my new found love for the violent femmes.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# acoustic bass ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# gotta love it
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# That Auk to do it.
nice grafting!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Yey for people-animals
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# especially when they are squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this is excellent :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# would
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# The L plates come off tomorrow! Yay
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# DarlingFace Gordylocks makes me think a bit of Giles Brandreth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# everything makes you think of giles brandreth
you're like a giles brandreth ho
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# There's a book about his love of teddies in my band practice barn.
I didn't put it there, but I took a photo of him on the cover with his teddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He disturbs me.
I bet he's killed a few people. Nice people. Not ones that deserve to die.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I LOVE him.
Dictionary corner is always best when the Brandreth is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# sorry... can't see the attraction
but I'll don a tank-top and speak like a Tory while you violate me if you demand it in your best impression of Susie Dent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Posh voice? Check.
Dictionary? Check.
Barely contained hatred of Vordertart? Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *hands strapon*
*dons tanktop*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# by putting the sleeves of his jumper in their mouth
then staring them in the eye as they slowly fade away
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# grinning his grotesque slimy grin
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# for "personal use"
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Actually, because my penis-sporting, Y chromasome having guitarist told me to.
Stick that up your arse and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what do i look like to you?
a fucking contortionist?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i should stop wearing this all in one spandex suit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# And your 'little vietnamese woman' mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pffft "mask"
erm...i mean...yes, mask
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# YOU WAN NAIR ESTENSHAN
terrible racism there, do apologise. They do shout it out of the shop door, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# yeah
sometimes lsd is stronger than you think
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *fears hard*
...and yay to the removal of L-plates!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh noes!!! It's Rude Mouse...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# superbly animated as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# :D
Cheers me dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Here, here!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I don't think you meant to put this here
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# eeep mouse!
Watch out for hitler cat!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ...and Hitler Cat!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# HITLER CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ha Ha!
In the words of my scoutmaster, "Go get him boys, don't be afraid to use your claws"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# cute little bugger :)
bugger burger
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I say
tat sir is soopoib!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# He's
gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# is the cat on the right called hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Star Wars innit


edit: christ i've never had such a spanging
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Bullman?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# The Don!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# erm...yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# This *SPANG*'s for you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# gaaaaaaah
every time, it gets even spangier...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# go in the corner
and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I find the manufacturing of meaning for meaningless spooneristic wordplay to be disturbing.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# erm...
you would
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha :)
I nould wot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# you wucking fould
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ha
I sentence you to be spanged by the pan until you are dead.

May God have mercy on your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ohhhh dear....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# get bent, helmet



I love dodgeball
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i love horses
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# we all love horses
mmmm horses
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Sou yilly :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *hic*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha!
At last, a post that makes sense. The last 2 had me baffled.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Make mine a treble....
*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ah, finally, Grant's vodka update their labels.
Nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *drinks to excess*
*vomits*

Clean toilet! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Ha!
Good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm off for a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# :D
At last, a level I've not yet sunk to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# give it a week...
QUICK, WHAT CAN I GET FOR MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY?


NB : I have no money whatsoever...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# 40% off wine and bubbly at Threshers?
I have a voucher you can have...

or make him a romantic mix tape...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Both of your ideas are useless.
Hang your head in shame drink some citrus fresh vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# erm...
wander around your town and civic places pulling down posters flying and informational posters and make a lovely collage out of them for him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# now THIS idea, I can work with.
TO THE TOWN CENTER, INCLUDING CIVIC PLACES!

wait... I can't be bothered...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No money?
Something of yours.

Fiver?

Go to the charity shops and get him some brilliant books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I could give him a bag of
weed... I might give the charity shop in the village a gander... Or I might just say 'O HAI, I DIDNT GET YOU A PEZENT. WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR WHEN I HAS A JOB PLS.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Bag of weed is good.
It's my birthday on the 30th. *bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# 30??? omg!
you're getting nothing til you fill your profile with pics again
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Pfft, I'm saving everyone.
and no, I'll be 24 ON the 30th.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I badly misread that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *is but a wee captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Come to watford on the 30th, and you can have a birthday bag o' weed!
If not, you can have a b3ta bag o' weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D come to Aylesbury on the 30th
and you can meet people that don't mind being seen with me outside of the house. And my lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# To be fair, Aylesbury is pretty damn nearby
But then again, effort!

However, come to London on the 13th December for my birthday, and you could have a birthday bag o' weed AND a birthday drink.

I can't guarentee there'll be anyone there with me... I guess it depends how much my friends like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D innit
13th I have a gig, m'love. Come to Aylesbury and watch me play bass quite badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# okay - this on is the best I can come up with:
securitise your personal debt and sell it as AAA rated debt... people can buy your debt and get a dividend, you get short term income and if you should collapse Alistair Darling can buy out the controlling share in you. it's a win win situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I have no debt :(
I have a car I could sell!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# well - that was an awesome idea I had
until the bit about you having no debt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/8966839
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha, this shall be done!!
I may change superman into tesco value man though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
I can't help feeling that I'm in some small way responsible for this

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yes sir
/*Cross media communicates...*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha. 'Drink Unaware'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Mmmmmm... citrus fresh!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hmmm, crosses that off Christmas booze list
Not worth it's own thread this so here goes...

I made another one of these things you can make, this time it's superman...

Click Here for the template
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Thankyou
the kids will love these :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i love you :)
i made this couple of months ago

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Incestastic


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I see no Inces
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *peers*
is that Inces? Behind his poppy?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# does incest make you have extra long arms that have their own separate light-source?
If so, do I earn one by fucking a first cousin, or would it have to be close family?

Furthermore, do pets count?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'd do my step cousin. He's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# come live in Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I did say 'step'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# oh yeah
well come here anyway & I'll adopt you- Woody Allen-style
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Not. A. Word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# My cousins are fat munters.
One of my cousins recently give birth to a child of unknown father and named it Madysyn.

I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear, that's quite impressive, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I was hoping she had named it after the mermaid in Splash!
Perhaps she did, and just had a wild guess at the spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# My friend had a baby with a girl of questionable morals
Well, she says it's his.

He's called Marley (the baby), which isn't *too* bad, especially when you find out she really, really wanted to call him...

TIAGO

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Don't they consider this sort of thing as child abuse
in New Zealand?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# we all took the piss until she changed her mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# What the fuck is a Tiago?
It sounds like a Fiat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Some sort of foreign.
Tiago Davies. Riiiiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
SRSLY?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ttlly
vowels are apparently uncool these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# fckn grmmr gne t sht
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Quite!
Is 'e' not a vowel then? ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Probably because 'paedo' is 60% vowel.
fkn peods cnts hangins 2 gd 4 em
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# yes yes
and yes
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# thank you for the information
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yes... and 12 toes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Being in a band with a sibling means you're knobbing each other.
Or something like that.

I call Corrs clusterfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Not necessarily
But there's something very dodgey about those two.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# They're happy?
They're nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# dude wtf srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I no
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Errr
RIS? This might be what my post was escaping from
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It's really bad I know...srry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RfSnGZKic
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I've made a wallpaper based on something SugarSpunSister did, that I really liked.

Click for Full Size
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh Gonz, you precious pickle
are the pair of you sitting in a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# B.U.M.M.I.N.G.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You're all naughty rotters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Don't blame me!
Gonz pushed a dock leaf up her whoopsie when he did it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Did he?!
The flirtatious sac-kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# He calls flashing his rude bits on web cam his SPECIAL PROJECT too so be careful of that...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# There are few things in this world I want to see more than Gonzo's bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# He puts L'Oreal anti wrinkle cream on them
They are perfectly smooth like tennis balls covered in silk.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Stop it before I slide off the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I've not tried this myself, but apparently, and I could be wrong on this, it's just a rumour.
But they taste a bit like Wagu fillet steak with a peppercorn sauce with banoffee pie for afters.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh, she is a lucky sugarspun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Everyone who comes into contact with me is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Heh, nah', we're doing a SECRET PROJECT, it's going to take the world by STORM.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm ever so excited...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# this is nice and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I like this a lot
well made.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# 4 Minute doodle- 24/11/08 (6 days until birthday)


The hair's like big steel wires, not cobwebs. Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# pffft
That's fucking marvelous.

*waits for party invite*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I don't have birthday parties, I'm jinxed.
Come to town and you can have smokes and cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I'll take that as an invite of sorts.
Unfortunately, 6 days from now, I may be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# You dare be dead. I'll be really upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I think to treat the symptoms of death before they start,
I should do an enormous amount of work this week.

Intentions.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You do that every week, you poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Needs more tits
I like the way you do all the lines extra thick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I like a nice, thick, black line.
Be proud of me for not saying cock then.

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I havnt sat down and drawn for over 7 years now (since i finished college)
which is a shame as i'm rather good at it :(

Too lazy / into tattyshop these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# GO FOR IT
4 minute doodles are win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I had a cartoon printed in the Dandy when i were a nipper
but i favour life drawing as its my strongest style.

/loves drawing women's backsides and hips blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D I used to have some of my drawings of ladybums on my profile
I understand the attraction. Very satisfying area to draw- lovely curves with the pencil/pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I know
the bit just up from the hip up to below the ribs when a lady person is on her side= win.

Ive just realised i sound like a massive perv now. I might have to dig some of those out soon, A1 bum pics ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Not in the slightest, just sound like an appreciator.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# very much so
*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Excellent!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Thank you lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *ahem*
are you having a party?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Not on your nelly, it'd go awfully.
I shall be having a celebratory massive bubble bath and ice cream experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Oh. Alright.
*puts big cake back in the fridge*

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Awww, schnooks.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# since nobody else is going to
I shall gives this a well deserved woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Yay
Quik n' shit, but any lemur deserves a small woo
Thanks :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I'm going to get my lunch

Have this in the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# mr T-ironman
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Eh? Ironman is from yorkshire?
t'Ironman?
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Wellington FTW!
and woo to the picksher
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# This is the second time I've shopped him recently

I'm hoping to start a Napoleonic bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Arf!
So that's why students put them on statues... just making them historically accurate...
And I approve of Napoleonic bandwagons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Arf arf


*groans*
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *gets joke*
But can the suit stop cannonballs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'd imagine so
He can also fire musketballs out of his palms.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I have a dream
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# you want the Canberra back in service?
saw one of those crash once, nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Really?
I know the Indian Air Force was using em till quite recently, where did this one go down?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Kinloss, 1990
our local news came to interview me and my dad

"I didn't see it. I was in the toilet" said my dad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Pure honesty in the face of the media
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *craps*
nice dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Tramplion doesn't want your charity.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Without the picture, anyone would think I had posted goatse or something with these replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# :D
EDIT: Now when you edit out your text that's when we really all look like pricks...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Arf! I did consider it.
I'm actually going now, goodbye cruel b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i'm leaving you b3tay..
goodbye
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
#
goodbye
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
#
goodbye...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
#
goodbye all you people,there's nothing you can say
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
to make me cha-ange my mind
goodbye
goodbye
goodbye
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# FUCK OFF

oh, you mean...you mean after this post? right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I did,
but being abused might make me want to leave here more, so go right ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# FUCK OFF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *pulls down pants*

*lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Nice.......
Oh, you meant fishcat's pants...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *cries the bitter, salty tears of actually getting some work done*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# YESS
LET me taste your salty tears of ARBEIT
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
small ccccccccccombo breaker
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
bbbbbreak it down!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *cuddles*
Sorry, lovely.

*soothes with medicinal hot drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# OFF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# he looks cool
non of the tramps round here have their own walking sticks and subways

*edit* ohh and FUCK OFF
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# COME BACK!
I mean, FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# kindly get tae fuck!
also - woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# BORISKARL OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# He's got no pride in his appearance

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# He does look a bit mane-gy.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# FUCKOFFOUTOFITYOUSMELLYCUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# trampolion?
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Here's a fresh monday CDC
Vote for the challenge : b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post308053

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yess we caN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# "....there can't be enough cdc's"!
I think after a week of that, there would be a sudden realisation that yes, there CAN be too many CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# We will see after the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I think most people on here reached that realisation long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# It's ok in a 'I've got a new graphic tablet or quite funny use for a cdc on this image' kind of way
but taking any image and slapping a cdc on it might be using too much of a good thing.
/this being said, there have been some corking cdc animations in the past, so if they got reposted, it wouldn't be totally fruitless,
but it's a pretty 'one dimensional' image challenge in scope
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I find them highly amusing
but it's as you say, or the 'unexpected cdc' vein (pffft) that's funny, I actually know of quite a few oldskool b3tans that changed boards or left b3ta because of the growing trend to just cdc anything and everything

Edit: it has to be said though, most people seem to have caught onto this, it's nowhere near as bad as it was back them, it's back to being the occasional (mostly) funny ones now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Shhh, don't tell everyone, it might invoke mass CDC-ing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Good point
I must be punished

/lazy reference to Holy Grail
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# THIS IS B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# There are bushes outside a restaurant on my way to work
which are CDC shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Cocks in Bushes eh?
"...it's the ciiiiircle of liiiifeee"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Strangely, I was singing Elton as I read that.
Different Elton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I dunno who she is, but I like the carpet-burn on her elbow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# back here we call those stains
love burns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Her elbow is giving me the serious fear actually
It's like there's something, not, quite right...but it hides whenever you try and directly focus on what
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ketchup?
or a bit of the monthly bleeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Her left one IS a bit odd-looking!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That's the one
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# No thanks
Used sparingly they're amusing, but all you'll end up with is 200 entries all of very lazy CDCs on a random photo, and 50 reposts of CDC animations.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Indeed - HobKnob anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Pearost!


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# It's your sister, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha I can't stop watching this!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Thought they could do with a bashing.
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# BBC iPlayer
The most expensive RealPlayer skin known to man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ha!
and you know how true that is, don't you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# 97% TRUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 97.14375%
to be precise
(Cloudane, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Isn't it free?
/Refuses to download any kind of player from telly channels due to 4od fucking up my machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Yeah...
but it cost £6 million

And 4OD was crap

ANd Sky Anytime refuses to leave me machine

Apparently there's plans afoot for a universal TV player thingy for BBC,ITV and C4
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Oh I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It's part of the BBC's master plan
to rule the internet and force all UK web surfers to buy a tv licence
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# it depends how you look at it
we pay for it through our TV licence ... but you don't have to pay more to download it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# okey dokey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# 4od was a cocking nightmare
I agree with you there!

I think iplayer is alright, but they could do with stuff being available for longer than 7 days though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Listen again on Radio 4 still works okay though doesn't it?
/Older than he is . blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Is that available on the wireless?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# 77 rpm!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ahhh, the halcyon days of audio recording!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# please god
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

In Our Time FTMFW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# you mean you don't podcast it?
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I have no problem with iPlayer at all.
I do dislike the having to download it to watch them for 30 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Certain things are.
Top Gear for example, is available until January.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It confuses me that some things are not available at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# The wonders of rights-holders
If it's made by the BBC it's more than likely available for 30 days.

Unfortunately rights holders are the bane of everyone's existence.

/works for a music selling website and is still furious about there being country rights on music when it's on the Internet
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# They should highlight that in the radio times or something.
A few times I've though, "Oh I've missed that, but I'll catch it on iPlayer later", to find that it's not there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :(
That would be a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# There used to be a lovely irony on the Radio 4 player
That 'Pick of the Week' wasn't available to listen again, that never failed to inject a little mirth into dull Sunday evenings.

/really should get out more blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Am I wrong to say
that it's not RealPlayer at all any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Sadly, you would be, yes
Because it's Real Player in a Flash wrapper.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I thought this.
I often use iPlayer but I don't have realplayer installed on my computer but I didn't want to disagree in case I was wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I've had bother before
where I've tried to watch stuff on iPlayer and it tells me I have top have Realplayer.

Which begs the question, why did the Beeb not build it to be universal.

Oh, yeah. Money.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Very Very Good!
Also: needs less Ashley Highfield

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# what's all this then?
could someone please explain it to me if there is anything to be explained.

many thanks,
PuC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# All I want is to know why I get shite signal on BBC channels
but the rest of the channels are fine.

:-(

Ciggy time, while I pine for being able to watch heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# heh
also: 600 POSTS!!!!111!!!!1one!!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

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