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# Gimmi an S. Gimmi a P. Gimmi an A. Gimmi an N. Gimmi a G.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Is that you?
ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bad bad person :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *LOL*
You utter loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ANd they called me a bad man!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Canula Spread?
Jeepers!

Edit: Oh, and *SPANG*!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha....
groan!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Pffft
lollerism.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I don't think I can properly relay the way in which I laughed.
But I did. Out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# You should invent some sort of acronym.
It's the internet way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# LWIWSOBOAIGTJ
One hundred internets to whoever guesses correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Laughing While I Was Shitting On Bill Oddie After I Gargled Tomato Juice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Easy
"My mother has never successfully combined helium and iron in a bizarre goat-rotational exercise"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Laughing while ingesting watery soup off Barack Obama's aunt's incomprehensibly gargantuan titty jugs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You get some QI style internets for being wrong but funny.
Twenty internets to you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# \o/
*pockets internets*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# The other eighty internets if you can give me Rule 34 on said tits.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *googles Rule 34*
I'll pass on the other 80.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :(
*puts pants back on*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# No please no more
Office lol danger. The bloke serving the spine got me started and these have finished me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
That guy in the last frame cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That took me a second due to my shit eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# All those scat films you've been doing are starting to take their toll eh?
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Fuck you Jack! Fuck You! ;)
Not bad ta, I am off out in a minute into the horrible rains :(

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I just cooked the most awesomest fucking breakfast and am now lamenting the loss of my lighter as I keep having to go to the hob to light my cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I broke 2 lighters on Sunday night and am using matches now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Matched sounds like some internet dating site.
That's some lateral thinking to aquire a new lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
PARALYSISLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I don't get it and now I feel really thick.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha
That's one snappy dressin' shopkeeper
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ask the archangel gabrilulz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Dat shit be well roffle blud !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# PUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# they call me mister huff and puff
but I'm not in a huff and I'm not a puff
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I'm already confused.
..and I've only looked at the top post.


Where's the copious amount of GMoS, these days?
You're all lacking. I'm going back to being in charge of b3ta on the /talk board.

Lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# O hai
Have an adjusted version, with thanks to Joe Scaramanga for artisticalness directionalisms:



C"4"B
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Well fuck me I'd send this as a card
For sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# K\3/bab?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I wonder if he has wrecked glenn close yet?

De-Ris: www.b3ta.com/board/8988901
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha WHUT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# If it's December...
... it must be lolchairs...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# happy cock tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# CCCCC COCK TUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# HAVE ONE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# YES!
Finally!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Morgan Freeman?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Gordon Freeman?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Always with the one-up-man-ship,
Can't you let him have the glorry of posting such a fantastic picture just once?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i DON'T MIND
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Zombie M and M type thing scribbooddle.


Click for bigger (61KB)
I don't know you tell me...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Gaaaaaaah!
Attack of the Killer Murry Mints!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Eeps!
*avoids orange M&Ms*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I want two for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Ace!
Is he plain or nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Plainly nuts, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Oh I do love you.
In a sexy, possibly illegal way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I approve of this chewy looking thing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# no eye deer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# haha!
how delightfully absurd!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# pffft!
needs more cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Cracking stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# yes!
More extreme fruit and veg!


Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# bananoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ring ring ring ring
banana boat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# You're on a roll today, good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# on a spud
I'm third from the left
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Some crappy bandwagoning crap from me


Probably full of all of the RIS
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# full of the bindun i'm afraid
my favourite of tese was sousaphone hero
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Sorry then;
Had no idea of that
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Have a work plop
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha
he really is a huge gland
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *waves*
Hiro to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i think this one was done an 'all
but don't let me spoil your fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# do
Sitar
Hero

next
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# And Singh Star?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 'Singh Star' you say?
*Jumps on*


(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# How about...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# That's no Lucas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Swish fontage
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Sitar Hero is a real game!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# say WHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# That's really good too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# The latest offering from Robert Rodriguez
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Couldn't be more true
OBAMA POWNS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Interestingly enough the I had a dream speach also called for any person of good morals to stop buying coka cola.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# is that why they altered the name slightly?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# meh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Don't people of good morals
drink Pepsi anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# irn bru is a no no for good morals :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I thought they drank child's blood!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# irn bru is top class.
do you get irn bru on Outcast Island?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# yes, one shop in glebe sells it. I quite like it.
i should go get some more, but it's bloody expensive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hello, I'm new
Do you like my wall?
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# your wall has a hole in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# either that or someone's missed a chance for reflectoporn methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah!
Where is Mrs Trellis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I've already had my daily wank, so I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I tried my best...
.. but have no access to real life porn and already overwanked these posters I'm afraid.

(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hello new
I like your wall, but your mirror doesn't appear to be working - I'd expect to see my reflection, not some dusty chandelier...

Anyway, welcome to the board, pull up a chair and 'shop a skateboarding kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *crosses off - dusty chandelier from list of what
Barbarossa looks like...

contemplates a plate for spaghetti with meat balls for next possibility*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I liked your picture of the sweetshop earlier
I didn't want to rain on your parade at the time, but it's "Vader"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# damn I must fix this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
/bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# fixed it - damn I really should check these things first
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha you did too!
Bless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the c*nt who pointed this out
as it was rather fab.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :D
I resisted for this long.....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# we know what he looks like
www.b3ta.com/board/8549432
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I thought he said he didn't look like a dusty chandelier?
;) that's some bluuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Like this?
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *freaks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *le freak la chiches*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha ha You are a sharp one and no mistake :)
\Stay on the good side and you will be a great assett
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# but he/she will soon learn some respect, as we have need for him/her on the Ginger Fuhrer's Sail Barge...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Bagsi Cabin Boy rogering duties!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# There she goes!
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nice!
a/s/l?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# the wall's gorgeous, but someone has drawn on it and thus marred it for me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I can't see The Smiths anywhere....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# "BRING ON THE WALL"!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# are you female, living in sydney and over 18?
nice wall. mine is blue.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Nice try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# is this your comedy account.
ok I'm sorry new person, I'm just a sad arse that hangs around on the internet.

don't let me scare you away.

come and talk.

I know you're reading this thinking "oh oh do they like me? what have I done wrong?"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Do people have comedy accounts?
What an odd concept.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Jonathan King has one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# If so you're well out oh his league!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# well out of my league? Hey, I've dropped my standards. I don't require them to be able to solve odes anymore.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hey you thought you had it bad!
I'm going nor anything currently female. My chat up line is walking up to the woman putting mu knob in their hand and crying!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# that is illegal. but it's kindof the next step.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# No male, dutch and 25
I'm SO sorry..
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Similar gender and geographical location is no boundary
to sexing on this board....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I'm not up for internet grooming.

It would scare the fuck out of me if someone ever said 'yes' to my question.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I hate Dutch people
/vervelende zeur nederlander
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I quite like it, but I like this car better
www.cartype.com/pics/1078/full/cat_simca1000ls.jpg
There were heights of orangeness reached in the 70s which will never be paralleled.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# It's that time of year again!


Santa likes the white stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# what's the butt plug for?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# his mules
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# indeed
he like getting off his tits and having sexy tiems with mules
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Who doesn't
Personally I can't get enough of the half horse half donkey lovelies
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# It's the F1 hybrid vigour

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *waves*
Afternoon, sir - missed you earlier. All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# 'cos he's got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Including tracks by Judaeas Priest...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Your Christmas cards...
...are simply smashing! You are TOO kind sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# yay, glad to be of assistance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# could you re-link them please?
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# it's there in my sig
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Heheh
Needs more hat n' spliff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# and baby slaying


Woo 'n' click!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Nicely done
(but bindun at least twice)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Has it...?
...aw shucks!! :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Twice at the bottom of my FP thread!
:¬P

www.b3ta.com/board/8986707
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Wii controller on a PS2?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# 933\<
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ....???
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Arf!
But why the Playstation Logo if he is using a wii guitar? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Soz folks...
...in my haste I didn't realise it was the Wii controller :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I think that criticism is overly harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Shocking behaviour!
Now sit in the corner and think about what you have just done! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Silly me I accidentally bought some Shacumbers today...

They really don't like going into sandwiches
Click for bigger (64KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# eep!
*fetches splatting mallet*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# blimey
nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Aaargh!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# they are quite friendly really...
...just don't put them in a salad, apparently you can train them to catch mice.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# From Lidl were they?
I bought some peanuts from there

Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Cucumber GO!!


DE-RIS
(nom_nom_nom, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# arghh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# FishyFishy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# bloop
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# looks nothing like me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# LEMURFISH
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# It's very tasty when served with fine wine
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# This is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Thank you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# lemurfish?
nice

have a tropical fish
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hmmm looks healthy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :D
have a filthy pea of mine

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha!
that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# wheres his croissant?
woo to lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# WRONG
it says 5 quid on the note, the spider is worth 233.95
lulzy nonetheless
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# 233.95 AUD
That's about 5 GBP with the way our economy is going
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# That would make the pound VERY strong
surely it should be 5000 GBP?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I love that spider!
The funniest thing about this is that no-one seems to realise it was a spoof...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Easy now fella....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oh hai popular jesus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# well he does have 100 million+ followers
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Arf!
they evidently don't know where they're going, either...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# The world's biggest conga line?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# John Lennon?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# i prefer lennon to jc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Why would you even care?
They're both dead. And severely over-rated.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# i haven't been picked on for looking like john lennon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Oh look everyone, it's John Lennon!
*points and laughs*

Hey, hippy! Give us a song!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I think the rules of being an atheist as defined by Dawkins require
"JESUS IS SHIT LOL" whenever the chance arises.

pip pip jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# This
Watching him get stitched by a 16 year old was fun.

"I don't want to be told what to think ..."

"Oh I'm not telling you what to think, I'm just saying ... look at the evidence ... and you'll see ... that evolution is the best answer ..."

"But that's telling me what to think ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I agree with much of the science behind him.
He just doesn't seem to fully understand it though, and doesn't understand the psychology of the situation. He's a sociologist or a social theorist, not a scientist or a psychologist.

I'm a psychologist. I'll tell the bible-bashing cunts and hectoring atheists what to think. Shut up Dawkins, you fucking rich waffly cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha all of this.
We are looking at the battle of the men in white coats vs the men in black dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# yes
precisely. It's not a battle of the foppish man with a pringle jumper, polo shirt, cords and opinions vs the men in black dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Perhaps you'd like him better if he reinvented himself as a mockney?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# haha
that would be excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I prefered the JC's close harmony, personally
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Jesus beats animals!
I knew it, poor little thing has a shiner.

Late ningles all :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# That's no Moon Rock Candy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# haha!!
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# It's about time!
I've been psychically transmitting this idea to you for 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I have a 3 day backlog of transmitted thoughts
you are being held in a queue...

*tinkling semi-seasonal repetative muzak*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# that's no...
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Although those aren't the sweets i'm looking for. Can I have a bag of cola cubes?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Don't put them on the shelf next to these
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# mmmmmm
whomp rat flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Excellent :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Dunno


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# thems some shocked apples
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I'd say they're appalled
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# don't be a cox.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Stop being such a (pink) lady about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Agh! It braeburns uss!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *dies from pun-shock*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Oooh goody!
*gets to play with emergency defibrillator*
*re-animates Finite*
Sorry, I pipped you to that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Core blimey
I seed what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *dies from pun-shock*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hold still while I Pippin a catheter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# That's not what I meant when I wished for
'appiness fulfilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I think they are quite a-peal-ling!
or even apple-ling...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ZOMG!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# NOOOOO!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# oh the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# They shot the ketchup!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ...but they did not shoot the mayonnaise....
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Bloody euphs today
don't know any respect.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# They kept dropping off during this morning's marketing presentation,
but that pie chart has certainly got their attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# wasn't that
2005's agency christmas card?!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hehehe...
also - not worth it's own thread:

Edit: With obvious apologies to Tom Lehrer, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *glee*
I was humming this earlier :)
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# This old chestnut for Christmas?
I remeber seeing it as a lad back in 1973 or so.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)

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