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[challenge entry] I knew it was a front...
(Haywood Manley, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Oh shit, two of them.
No it's not you.




(this is really good, welcome to b3ta)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# welcome new person, and nicely done :)
pull up a chair 'shop a kitten etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# welcome new person
pull on a black armband and shop a clanger
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaaawwwwww!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
This
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Haha now that I can see it it's quite good :)
Tip - use the edit button rather than deleting and reposting. People get their knickers in a twist if you delete threads in which they have posted a reply.

welcome, kitten. Pull up a b3ta and chair a shop
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# but bes spends all his money on drugs
mugging him would be pointless!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# apparently you double posted and hence my knickers would be in a twist.
but im not wearing any.

hello, welcome, etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Cor!
*drops pen*

*looks up skirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# * Sees one of those little carpenters pencils
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Well?
Pick it up then (without bending at the knees).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# goodness!
we seem to have stumbled into a Carry On film...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Haha!
Black bus driver...nothing new there!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Just mentioning
that blacks drive buses. S'all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# so do whites
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *secret lemonade drinker*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# shh, white's is ming.
I've still not had any irn-bru yet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ...and you call yourself Scottish.
I bet you haven't got your haggis, wine gums and kilt either. Is the ceremonial badger strapped to your penis? I think not!

And why the FUCK aren't you blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# haha why am i not blue?
as in, naked and painted blue, or more in the Nina Simone blue sense?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Blue like a big, drunk anti semitist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# do you mean "blue" as in drunk?
I'm confused by your hebrew gobbledegook.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# FUCKING PAINTED BLUE LIKE MEL GIBSON.
Woad, you daft shit, woad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# oh yes
is that a reference to that bollocks film he made about scotland?
is it casual racism tuesday? I'm surprised at you, being racist at me, and you a jew.

*hides* (please don't hurt me)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Exactly, I'm making up for lost time.
Now put some knickers on, Taggart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
thur's bheen ah murdurrrrr.



(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *surreptitiously sniffs chair*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# this made me pfft
well done new person.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I read that as
"blarn blarn blarn"!

Rolf! Hello
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Rest in peace, Oliver :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# WINNAR!!!!
*click*

and have this again... seems appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# This wins my internets today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# still love tha'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Aceness.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Ivor the At-At
that's corking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Nice.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Indeed.
I just saw it on the beeb news site, came rushing over to see tributes and was not disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I wonder what we'll do when one of us dies?
Or if we'll all still even be talking?

*clings to internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Been there, done that, it all got a bit 'weird'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Oh yeah, very strange and sad coupla weeks that.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# When I was writing it, something in my head said it'd happened before.
I was either newly fledged or I've been told about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Still on b3ta at ninety-odd!!
Internet will be implanted in the brain by then!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I remember feeling VERy odd when Peel died
I remeber thinking about when Diana died moaning about how could you get so upset about someone you didn't know.

That day I found out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *nods* definitely.
What a legacy to leave, bless him. All of us, richer for knowing of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Exactly....
It's about what someone leaves when they go.

ANd Uncle peely and Grandad Oliver both have fine legacies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I'm such a pansy
I've all welled up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# oh, this is wonderful :)
a fine tribute
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# sad news :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Spot on.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Brill!
What a star that man was


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Grooviest Petal
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Morning All.


Click for bigger (218KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# GAH!
*hides*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Hides?
This is the first sign we've seen of DTH in weeks, and now you're back in hiding?

Ning etc.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# yeah . . .
nice to know I was missed . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# What have you been up to that's better than b3ta?
enquiring minds, I am sure, wish to know...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# gaying
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *stiffens*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# DTH!!!
We should give you a hiding all right!
...Oh, bloody work. Fair doos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# yeah . . .
*sighs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hey sweety, wanna do something sometime?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# haha
what a weird thing to pop up on hitting refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *places an Iced Gem upon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha,
I think I should make it rain dissolving skips :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *birthday sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Nappy Girthday To You
monseiur Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Merci M'sieu!
*gets it right this time*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ^ Did (last night)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Good Lord!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# tasty is not trying...
... to start OS jihad
(tasty, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *is lost*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *opens the hatch*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I started watching Season 6 on Sunday night!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# excellent.
You will of course now be able to watch season 6 and 7 back to back, as they should be watched :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Aye!
I watched 6 episode on Sunday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# oooh, you're rattling through 'em nicely then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Mais oui!
I think I may have seen a couple of the episodes before. Has Season 6 been on Channel 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I'm not sure to be honest
may well have been
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I got fucked off with it and Evangeline Lilly after the first season.
Fuck off with your unlikely and unexplained nice hair after weeks on a desert island. FUCK OFF WITH IT.

And give me some answers. Bastards.


/not getting all upset over nothing at all blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# they're not on season 5 yet ;)
/we diverted to talk about another show mid-stream, and I've just realised that nobody except sushi and I knows this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Can she still go away though?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *hopes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Silly Captain.
We is talking of the Shield :D

I only saw the first 10 minutes or so of Lost and it annoyed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I got all upset when they killed off ******* at the end of season 3
...along with pretty much all the other characters I liked

It's still entertaining but I wish they'd either kill Jack or explain in-show why he can't act. I used to get the same thing with Willow off of Buffy.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# They still have Locke, and as long as he's still there, I'll be watching
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# eh, I like Locke
but I preferred Eko
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Aw, I liked Willow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I liked Willow too
but every so often something dramatic would happen and I'd be screaming at the TV "C'mon Willow, act or something! Emote! Give me some indication here!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# The wife fancied Tara.
Apparently when I was younger I was that shy, according to him. I still find that hard to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Amber Benson's gorgeous
and she's really good at acting

why she was paired up with Willow is quite beyond me (other than for Willow's "I was in a film once" recognisability factor)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I've not seen her in anything else, annoyingly
but I do keep my eyes open for her. Very cute ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# This
I gave up after it went to Sky, Edit: never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'll stick with Heroes. Nice, easily explained Heroes.
More pretty colours, more Hayden and her lovely little bottom, more MoBloodyHinder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# They've managed 6 SEASONS!!!???
Fucking hell... I gave up three eps into season 2

EDIT: I see...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# you see what we've done, Sushi?
we've confused b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# You have broken my brain
I will need mechanical mice to fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Some going cheap on eBay today....
/goes to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *replaces brain with solitary chocolate biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# pfffft
*is sad*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# i am not confused.
i can read.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# As Archie said,
we were actually talking about The Shield after the first comment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# but now am found?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# although he's going deaf...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# he's moving on up now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# nothing can stop him...
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# death to microsoft and internet explorer
surprise surprise /ac
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I'm a PC and so is my wife!


PS: Anagrams for kebab
1 found. Displaying all: Kebab ?

Your a one off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# she'll appreciate my harddrive rather than the 3.5in floppy.
:P

(soz, couldn't resist...)

edit: fuck yeah. Although my real name give:
'Excretal and annual hundreds.'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Your a one off!
Thank God!

Only 13 actually..

Anagrams for knob socket
13 found. Displaying all:
Bock Tokens - Bocks Token - Besot Knock - Knob Socket - Beck Knot So - Bock Ken Sot - Bock Kens To - Bock Kent So - Bocks Ken To - Be Knock Sot - Be Knocks To - Be Sock Knot - Bet Knock So

He He
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# OK! Well! By bob.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# i'm a mac
you can tell by my white trainers and the fact I haven't washed my jeans for 2 weeks
(tasty, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# A Flasher Mac?

EDIT: How rude of me...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Ah but you only see that around as they don't us Mac OS.
And not using it is the only reason it doesn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# because
of Bill Gates and his mind control techniques
(tasty, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Cheer up and have some cayke - it's my birthday today:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# YAY!
Happy Vagabirthday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hooray for my being a day older!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Buy an icon to treat yourself today
that way you'll have a 'real' candle next year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
You know what I just might one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# do it today, then they'll collide in birthday/b3taday shenanigans next year, all on the same day :)
- and happy birthday, fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# BRRR BRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRBBRBRBRBRRR!
*CANDLEDAY JOYS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Hooray!
Happy birthday :)

*offers jelly and icecream*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Mmmmm jelly and ice cream!
And gravel and petrol!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Bloody 'ell!
I though you'd moved to the moon or something!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah pretty much
:)

I do more lurking than posting.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Mercy m'sieu!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Madame!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# That's what I said - "Madame" ...
Er ...

*whines*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yey, have some cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Yes! Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Happy birthday, Vagabond in the singular.
Oh Captain Your Captain is very tired today *yawns* bloody Ratchet and Clank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# i have the luxury of getting up at 11am.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Smoke some crack.
Always livens things up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# To be honest
if I was going to use chemicals to get me through today, I'd like half a green pill, two smallish lines of the cheapest speed you can find and some chewits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Ratchet and Clank?
Wasn't that a 70's Detective show set in Newcastle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# You've just got the Minder theme tune in my head
I hope you're pleased with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# WhyIoudda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Max 'n' Paddy's "Magnet and Steel"
Nah, Ratchy and Clank is a PS3/PSP platformy game, not that bad, preferred the Jak and Daxter ones meself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# /Has a Wii and enjoys it
/knows nothing of these PS3s and 360s of which you speak
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# sold me Wii to me sis'n'law
She's got 4 kids who'd play it to death wheras I've played the Wii twice in 3 months.

Damn Warcraft....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Have you played thingies of destruction?
It's bloody awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Elements of Destruction?
On the Nds, if this then yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Nooo ratchet and clank on the PS3
google says TOOLS of destruction. Check the screenshots. Boodeful /Bernard Matthews.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# ahhhh.....the cities look massive in it (not titties, cities)
Looks ok, but tbh I've rather be holding a Colt Carbine than a spanner in me games :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :D too true
the guns and weapons are pretty awesome though. You can chuck disco balls to distract enemies, who dance to the music while you obliterate them with predator-ish missiles or whatever you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# overkill weapons for teh win
I used to love playing MDK on the PS1 (I've coverted it to play on the PSP too, still great fun with mental powerups).
The worlds smallest nuclear explosion, the distraction dummy (basically a matchstick man on a balloon), some awesome gear etc.
Ahhhh, those were the days :)

Speaking of which, last night I reinstalled Half Life 2 on me pc. I've had a few slight upgrades (new Graphics card, more ram) and playing the Lost Coast this morning was utter quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# happy birthday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# What they said^
you share it with this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yes! Get in!
I'm younger than mice!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# And they can live for up to three years!
*changes vagabonds nappy*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# *feels sexy*
*is ashamed*

*feels sexy*

*is ashamed*

*loops*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# apparently patents and prototypes were around in 1964...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# That makes since seeing the first clip is labelled as 1964:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Happy birthday AV
'nings /board

*yawns and scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Hooray!
I want to start drinking, but in these politically-correct times we live in, apparently it's "not done" to be drunk at w**k at 10am.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# You ahve to wait until 10.30
when the pub opens
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ^
law
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# That's so racist against drunkards.
I demand compensation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# You could go down to Smithfields
they open at 6AM for posties and butchers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I don't want a postie or a butcher
I want a pint of foaming English real ale!

Or lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ohh! Mine too!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# happy birthday to both of you
i do love a bargain reply
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# happy birthday also! :)
december birthdays am best
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# This entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Technically not your Candle Day, but...
I made it specially for you - it even has an Aussie Funnelweb Spider on top! Unfortunately, it won't travel well, so you'll have to be content with a photo of it...



Click for bigger (408KB)

Happy Birthday, A Vagabond!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ..

/Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *disapproves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# haha
i think youve dropped a clanger mate
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# badum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# That would look more like..........
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# it seems to me like
there should be another man on the right of this picture

and the chap on the left has tried to shoot him with his bell, but it has just fallen out onto the floor
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *does a sad*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Ah, I reckon he'd chuckle at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# It certainly wasn't meant in an evil way, but I loved those mice
and it was the first thing that came to mind. I shall be celebrating by eating just one chocolate biscuit today, and pretending I'm eating a factory of them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I'm of the mindset that when you're dead,
if you do stick around in some capacity, you'd probably laugh at all of the kerfuffle surrounding your demise. One, not you, sorry. Or at least I hope so. I plan to be sat on my coffin for the entire thing, making flowers float.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# quite right :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Or if I die in the next ten or twenty years
I shall be paying a visit to Derek Acorah. Many, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I will be wanking over Angelina Jolies face
My ghostly spunk wafting up her nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# wheres that 'not the mental image we needed to see - of the day' certificate when you need it
!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# awwwww (again) :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Charlie mouse instigated the 9/11 attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# pfffft. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# 'ning!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha, morning Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# A Sad Day for all the older B3tans :(

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7772620.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Indeed :(
This deserves a proper image challenge, you'd think?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I quite agree
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# where's that page where you can suggest image challenge ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# there's no such thing.
it's a conspiracy to make you feel safe and cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# like cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# cheese is safe and cuddly?
or there is no such thing as cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# it does exist!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# cry no more helpless finite
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ah, my faith confirmed, cheers
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post323184
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you're just another part of it.
you do not exist.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i know. I am simply your fantasy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# :(
He seemed like a lovely man.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I thought Rob tried to get an interview with him a while back
and found out he was actually a git? Can't remember.
Edit: ah yes. Something about being mean to Postman Pat. Or the creator of.
Edit edit: digging around through old Guardians suggests that this was actually about Ivor Wood, the animator, not Postgate, the writer.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Bagpuss ate him
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# you scare me :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *holds in a comforting(but manly) way*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# comforting and manly do not go together.
please choose one.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ....hmmm.
Comforting, i'm a big sissy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# yeah, i can see by your images
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaargh
Bagpuss' evil mutated twin brother
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *nom,nom,nom,nom*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# indeed it is
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# The world just bcame a much duller place...
:' (
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Another hue in the rainbow lost
soon be grey, soon be grey......
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *commits suicide*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# =[
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *blub*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
83's a good innings though.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Quite so.
Been rather teary-eyed since I heard the news.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I admit it without shame.
I cried.

Noggin the Nog is one of my very earliest memories.

Feels like the last piece of my childhood just died...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# They very same thought went through my head.
I never wanted to grow up.

It's a rather sobering experience to find oneself aged 40(ahem) ish, and crying in front of the radio.
I was going to save this for later, but it seems appropriate:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# aaawwwwwww
*blubs more*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Perfect.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# awwwww *click*
That's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Genius!
I've nicked that and put it as my facebook pic.

Hope you don't mind...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# very apt :(
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# That sir is spot on
Very poignant and very fitting for a lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# you just made me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# godspeed matey
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# That new Middle-Eastern MMO has proved popular

source
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Muslims?! Cartoons?!
*burns embassy etc*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# *moves to Sweden*
they'll never find me there...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Jeccy
1 Sweden St
Sweden
The bit hanging off Norway.
S1
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# *looks up on google earth*
I CANNAE FIND IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
needs more swords and dismembering - but don't we all.

Wooo-perty-woo-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hahahaha
you are a bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I get told that on a daily basis nowadays :D
(there's a scotsman on our team in work and he says that to me after about 50% of whatever I say)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Maybe if he let you
finish your sentences, he'd realise you're not so bad after all.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I think the problem is that he does lol
I'm a friendly abusive cunt at the best of times :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Is it Hallal?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# nah....
....that's in the up'n'coming expansion pack "Enemies of Belief"

A funny story; no-one's got their characters past level 1, they keep blowing themselves up lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hallal?
is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hallal?
Is it meat your looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I can see it in your pies,I can see it in your stews
You're all I ever wanted, and my mouth is open wide
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# lasict ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# nice pixelating :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# 9th December - Malcolm Gladwell Vs Anvil
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:52, archived)
# oh, that's a bit arty for this time of teh morning
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# who won?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Malcolm Gladwell
This anvil clearly has a parachute
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# His thoughtbrain is levitating the anvil so much it's starting to smoke!
Go Gladwell!
"Blink" is great — read it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# It looks a bit like
Malcom Gladwell is thinking of steaming hot pi
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Utini
Done no doubt.

PS Just found this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:38, archived)
# hello what is a jawa?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:42, archived)
# an automatic teaspoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)
# A badly misprounounced...
byte-code interpreted programming language, made somewhat popular by SUN microsystems in 1998.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)
# *tries to make jawa j2ee pun up*
*fails*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Yes
But worth doing again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:45, archived)
# I like my Utinis shaken, not stirred
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:23, archived)
# yeys

runs
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:56, archived)
# YOURE DOING IT WRONG.
ITS "CAN I LOL HAS JAWS LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:04, archived)
# Oliver Postgate? In the Thames etc.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7772620.stm

RIP
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
sads
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I was just reading that.
As Mr Omar would say, Tragic, Just Tragic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# :(
That's really sad, bagpuss was my childhood

Surely a image challenge in his honour would be appropriate?

edit: oh dear, they're going to remake bagpuss, I can see it now - EXTREME MANGA BAGPUSS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# awww
*dons black armband*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *hangs head low*
....no, the other head.

Damn loss :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:14, archived)
# :D
/bad motivator
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
hadn't seen that before, fucking genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Just to warm the board up...


De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:50, archived)
# aaaaaaagggggggghh theSHALROTH!! theSHALROTH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)
# is he gay?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Henry's gay?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Well he finds women with cigars and/or powertools sexy, but also would do Buck Angel,
so all bets are off I think...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Very very lovely.
Is that Alison Goldfrapp?

...or have I been awake so long that everything looks like synthpop babes?

I need to go to bed before B3ta starts looking like 'Yelle'...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:17, archived)
# It's Greta Garbo
which is a very cool name.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I should have known that.
I'm retro, but not regarding actresses and such. I get Catherine Hepburn confused with Captain Janeway all the time.

Is a very very lovely image still.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Garbage Rot
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Please
Photoshop this now!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:24, archived)
# Haha
Got to go to work soon. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Aw...
I don't have to do that until 2008. Night!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Bloody backwards time-traveller.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:18, archived)
# HEY LADY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# New king-size rizlas have ridiculously thick bits of cardboard at the back
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# You know the strip of card at the end of a pack of king size rizla?
Well I do.

It used to be perfect roach material, but now it is twatty thick cardboard, I blame Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# You JUNKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Sure

Ah, ok. Can't you buy roach books where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Roach books cost money
and I've finished ripping up all my cassette inlay cards
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)
# My dissertation binding
made an acceptable substitute. YMMV.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I just knew there was something I didn't like about that guy.
Now we finally know.

Bongs versus paper. Bongs win.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# In a perfect world you are correct.
Bongs rip my throat apart, god knows I've tried. I can't breathe properly for days after a bucketbong session.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Lots of practice.
They don't call them AM rippers for nothing.

Sadly, my bonging days are over.

Now this is the story of my sad sad life-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_exvKnrK6g
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)
# What exactly is an AM?
I'm sure I've ripped mine, but I have ripped many of my parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Wake and bake.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)
# It's 5AM
...and I'm not sleepy. I've also been awake for nearly three days.

Am I deficient?

...in Serototonin maybe?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:11, archived)
# No, you're overtired.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:17, archived)
# and...
I have to go to my Japanese class in less than twelve hours! I don't know how I'll cope... -_-
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:24, archived)
# Melatonin.
Or is it Mel Torme?

Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Isn't that the compound
that makes you tan?

I don't need to be brown, I need to sleep for eight hours and wake up refreshed and ready to study some nihongo!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Oh No!
Drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Hey you
where the crazy fuck have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Lurking, mostly.
Been doodling with a few code things. [grab of one]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# You coded that?
Source pls.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Only 30mb source tree. [/;-D
Including the custom compressed images, but it's stock OpenGL.
Simple enough, standard 3 quads for each buttfly.
Alpha blended Fullscreen Quad for blur etc.
(crude and quick, no offscreen/Accum)

edit: BTW anyone with iTunes on a Mac(10.4+) wanting to try a preview Gaz me.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# I'm running
10.5 on a PowerMac dual G5, and an Intel MacBook pro.

And oh yeah, 7.5.3 on a PowerBook Duo, 6.1 on a Mac SE/30... 10.3 on an iBook and G3 PowerBook (Lombard), 8.1 on a Quadra 950...

*Edit*

...and is that just some clever Quartz Compositor schizzle?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:10, archived)
# Nope, C.
Gazed you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:19, archived)
# That is a luvverly image
I don't care how you made it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:01, archived)
# MAYBE HE DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# ADOLF IS ATTENTION WHORE
HE LOVES IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# IN MA BUNKA
BLOWIN OUT MA BRAINZ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Krishnan Guru-Murthy Up-Skirt Shot!
For no reason what so ever...

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)
# That's horrific.
I'd like to shout how stupid calling the pregnant man, a pregnant man, men can't become pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Yeah
they totally can.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Shush it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)
# Deny it all you want
I'M HAVING A BABY AND IT'S YOURS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:34, archived)
# *runs away crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Ha!
Enough stem cells and you can do anything.

Its on my xmas list... half a kilo of stem cells so I can grow a new liver and some better teeth.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)
# i just popped five boners at once
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)
# well break my tight hole!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# It's a date...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Tinsel
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# holy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# YOU
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I liek this...
But it just makes me want to watch "Silent Hill" in HD again.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:02, archived)
# We just watched
The Exorcism of Emily Rose.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Never seen it...
...but good for you!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)
# It was much better than I expected
and probably worth watching; ymmv
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I've heard good things about it.
Probably coming soon to a bittorrent source near me.

My all time favourite movie ever is still 'Serenity'. despite only being three years old. I cried so many time watching that film. First time seeing our old boat on screen, knowing that the film should never have been made...

When Shepherd Book died...

When Wash died...

Etc.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:15, archived)
# I have no idea on this one, I don't think I've even heard of it.
Sounds like they all die though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)
# A couple of main characters die.
One of Joss Whedon's babies, movie based on the wonderful series 'Firefly' that was cancelled halfway thru its first season because Fox didn't know what the hell to do with it.

He managed to kill my two favourite characters in about half an hour, which is good going for a writer.

Half of the cast is now on Stargate whatevers.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Ok
I'm picking out the words "Fox" and "Stargate" here and that's not really selling it to me to be honest :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# True...
...but if you can find the 'Firefly' box set I think you'll love it. Everyone does. Not very expensive these days. And there's only fourteen episodes, if you enjoy BitTorrent.

It's a western, set in space. No aliens, no laser guns, just some men on the raggetty edge with an old boat and not enough money to fuel her.

Joss won't work with Fox again after what they did to his series (Firefly).
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# never a truer word said
just had to search for ages searching for log in details to say that :-)

FOX have fucke up loads of people, numerous quotes from simpsons will tell you that much. but killing off Angel early and cutting firefly off so early must be seriously frustrating for joss whedon. theres a following for people trying to bring it back
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Of which I'm one.
Angel ended when it needed to, but Firefly should never have been cancelled. It's one of the greatest injustice of the 21st century.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# In my opinion, which is effectively worthless
angel needed at least another 4 episodes to properly tie off all the loose ends in the storylines. as it stands, it feels seriously rushed, and killing off characters too soon and without proper justification. like 4 episodes crushed into one, replacing plot for more punching things.

anywho..... i'm bitter, and that firefly was just left to die is travesty. but the fans got the film out of it. and the special features on the dvd. while not perfect, its otherrwise unprecidented
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# I must admit
I don't think I saw the conclusion to Angel. I did meet the Mighty Joss in 2002 when everything was in full swing.

He was as full of awesome as you'd expect from an ugly potato man.

Amy Acker is gorgeous and lovely and she signed my PowerBook.

I loved firefly so hard (I've mentioned earlier) I cried several times watching that film. I bought it four times over on various DVD formats (DVD, HD-DVD, Special edition, DVD again for my parents). In fact, I nearly bankrupted myself getting the HD-DVD drive for my Xbox 360, just so I could watch Serenity in HD. For about a year, it was the only HD-DVD that I owned.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
# well, boarderline obsessive, but
i can see where the feeling comes from. the guy really has the ability to make you feel part of the process, he's telling a story for us to hear. noone should be allowed to let him stop.

but he has other projects, and i'll throw whatever support and recomendation i can in his direction.

and good to hear Amy Acker is as fantastic in person as she appears on-screen! her ability to switch between completely different roles in an instant.. well thats possibly the most moving tv ever. can watch that over and over..
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I know...
...between her and Alyson Hannigan, they're the best 'crying' actresses on TV, ever.

Joss latest project is 'Dollhouse,' which I'm very excited about. It also has Liza Dushku as one of the Dolls!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)
# thats pretty cool,
i watched dushku's series where she has time-travelling-deadness-seeing syndrome recently. was pretty cool. and obviously im willing to see anything with amy acker in. or jewel staite.
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Just keep your eyes on Stargate whatevers.
It's where FireFly / Star Trek / Farscape / [nineties scifi show] seems to end up these days.

Except for Summer Glau, who got quite the coup working on Terminator:: Sarah Connor...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# its amazing how
farscape and firefly, two relatively unknown programs gave so many actors to other programs.

anyway, sleep time, exam in 9 hours.
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Quite...
...although Nathan Fillion was a big bad in season seven of Buffy, Gina Torres was Jasmine in Angel, Summer Glau got her first acting break in Angel, and Jewel Staite was a potential Slayer in Season 7 of Buffy...

Joss looks after his girls and guys.
I never got on with Farscape, for reasons I mentioned earlier (Muppets on the bridge).

Exam?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:35, archived)
# oh yeah, well obviously hes
got a bunch of mates that he can call on, and he knows are loyal to him. nathen filler is also in his online thing he did during the writers strike.

the connection between vala and mitchel in stargate makes much more sense after you see farscape, its genious. they know each other so well i wouldnt be surprised if they invented their own lines half the time

just a crappy class test tomorrow at 3pm. this is the last spliff then im off to sleep. cu
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I think you're right...
...Vala and Mitchell have so much chemistry on set it's hard to fake. I've been watching SG-1 since 1997 so I've followed everything. I still cry when I watch Janet Fraizer's death scenes. And yes, I cried when she popped up again in season 10.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:50, archived)
# you know it's time to continue this somewhere else
when your conversation becomes only one pixel wide.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Humaning
(nicklondon, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)
# FILM IS DYING :(((
KILL THE ROBOTS, NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT YOU'RE A ROBOT TOO, LIKE IN THAT MOVIE
"HE TURNS OUT TO BE A ROBOT TOO"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)
# noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is bad bad bad bad bad bad news. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckf. hi teddy!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:17, archived)
# That's not a bad thing.
Instant photographs have their uses, like checking light levels and such, but this can all be done digitally now.

Also, my only photographic memory of a recently deceased cousin is a polaroid print made in 1986. If it had been 35MM, it might have lived on.

I love analogue technologies, but photochemical prints have had their day.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)
# WELCOME TO IGNORE FUCKFACE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Yeah, cheers.
*That's* constructive.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)
# OUR WORLD IS BECOMING COMPLETELY VIRTUAL
IT'S YOUR FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Yeah, sorry.
I'm an engineer.

There's nothing wrong with having tangible, palpable objects like photographs, but in the 21st century we have to accept that most of the intermediate steps are likely to be digital.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)
# oh and theres no such thing as scanners? jeezus jerkhole
the jerkstore called and they're running out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)
# ALSO: the scanner store called
but they've got plenty left, so no worries there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)
# There are applications where digital is the only way
However, film should be used where it can. In my art, I've always shot film, scanning it to sizes you'll never get with the fanciest digital camera you can think of.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Agreed..
...photos were never really my thing, I never got good prints back from the lab, my first good photographs were digital.

My favourite synthesisers are completely analogue, there's a quality to the voices that just can't be recreated digitally.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# ...
...non-linear video editing.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Grapefruit segments.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Yes!
It's nearly five AM and I should be sleepy... but I'm not sleepy...

*grabs last of xmas vodka*
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I'm probably going to crash out early
I got up pretty much at dawn. I think I'll make a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Go for it.
I've got a month off work, and I've pretty much been drunk since last friday night.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)
# ...
...doesn't disagree with anything I Just said... Scanners are great for capturing information that doesn't exist anywhere else.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)
# THIS IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY MYSTERIES ABOUT THE EGYPTIANS
THEY WENT DIGITAL AND THEN THEY ALL DIED

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Like so many other great civilisations.
They never got the hang of needing to keep Tape Archives...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# oh YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)
# hahaha
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)

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