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Lick them into submission

With your tongue gun...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

haha

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DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

That's the exact face I get when...

my dog tries to lick my face...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

That poor guy never has much luck.

*imagines two armies fighting... grins*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

It actually makes me very sad that is a meme.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

Did not realize.....

[feels of shite]

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

Well it is taken seconds before a terrified man is executed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)

The meme status, I mean...

not the end result... I get that part.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

It's hardly your fault

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)

I don't think it's really a meme

There used to be a time* on here when someone was instantly naughtybanned for using the source image.

* couple of months ago

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)

if you look closely there are parts of his brain / bullet coming out of his head

there is also a video of the execution

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

Yeah

It's in 3D innit?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

only in low poly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

Has this meme ever been done with JFK's head?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)

I haven't seen it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)

whats the american news reporten cbs or something?

they where interviewing General Nguyen Ngoc Loan and he executed that guy live on tv, photographer caught the moment the bullet had just passed outside his head
NSFW - guy getting shot in head

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)

Hadn't seen that before

the executed bloke was a communist spy, and hence a traitor to the Southern Vietnamese

I believe traitors are generally executed in times of war

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

I think it was the fact that this was a public execution

and also that the 'suspected' viet-cong didn't have a trial and was shot simply for the cameras which made this such an iconic shot of the brutality of the Vietnam war.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)

I think it was quite humane to be brutally honest

he just walked up to the bloke and shot him in the brain, instantly killing him

I'm not a fan of execution btw, but this was another country in a state of national panic, from another era; when the world faced the real threat of communists imposing their filth on the rest of it

The guy with the gun ran a restaurant in California for years after that

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)

ok you have made your politics plain

"real threat of communists imposing their filth on the rest of it"

with such a loaded statement like that I'm not even going to debate with you!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

If I used 'Nazi'

I suspect your reaction would be different, hence why I spend less time round here

History has proven them to be the same, who's philosophical structure is to bully the rest of us, only communists have wrecked the world a bit more, (if you hadn't noticed) If that's a point that can make any sense after the evils of Hitler

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)

Fuck Off

you cannot compare Nazis with Communists - You are speaking of Stalinism not Communism - which purely shows that you are tainted with too much propanganda from the Western so-called "victors". The Americans were the first to use the Atom Bomb, they have been influencial in nearly ever war, yet we don't hear the likes of you shout "Capitalist Filth".

Yes I'm a socialist - I'm not a Stalinist though and that's where people like you cannot differentiate!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

And this is why

Christ, well communists worldwide have slaughtered far more people than wankers into National Socialism, so where do you want to begin?

The communist block collapsed because it's own people hated being treated ironically like surfs to a an unaccountable state

I could go on but this type of left wing b3ta bollocks is why I stay away these days; and i'm an Independent reading middle of the road labour voter who would rather fuck Ann Widdercombe than ever vote for the scum she represents

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

Actually,

It's serfs, not surfs.

(Ikea Boy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

Actually, I had smurf cemented in my brain when I read the socialist wanker's response

Who gives a fuck ultimately, I think i'll buy some stuff on amazon to get over the boredom it lowered me to

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

what?

This is just inflammatory.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)

I want a chaplin moustache

but everyone will mistake it for hilter :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

Maybe...

If you dressed like chaplin too...

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

Could we compare Fascists with Communists, please?

Nazism was fascism with a few added extras that really didn't work out so well, in the same way that Stalinism had its little quirks to add to communism.

I don't agree with either point of view particularly but your reaction really did blow.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

not sure why but the video clip doesn't work

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

hang on..

WARNING: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
DO NOT WATCH - GUY GETS SHOT IN HEAD
WARNING: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

I've seen the clip before

watching the clip isn't an act of brutality, I loathe that Southern Vietnam Police Man and his calousness - but I suppose that's war for you some people get off on it!

Some years ago I did an essay arguing against the premise "The Camera Never Lies" - you could take any stance, mine was against. and I used the photo of this execution as the way Photography is use in Propaganda - I got an A* ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

History is history - can't change the past

Photography is an art, art is a lie, a lie is an interpretation of the truth, cake is nice, but "potal" told me the cake was a lie, i am so confused right now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

Art is based on life as life is based on art - if one is a lie then all things are a lie

or all things are the truth - especially cake!

Plus a painting never lies, only the artist lies - like a Photographer can make a camera lie but a camera cannot make a photographer lie... this plus cake!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

...unplugs the matrix

uhoh...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

one day

read the story behind that photo.
Neither man is innocent.

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FOONLY, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

sorry

just deleted a thread.

woo to your pic!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

Which one???

the boob one?

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)

i'm not that crap

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

No,no,no

I thought you may have mod rights. I didn't mean to say that you had produced said crap. Sry!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)

That's my strategy!

'nings all! Did I miss anything today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

world war 7

it was over in two sneezes though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

Freeeeebs

How's stuff and stuff?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

stuff's good

just trying to convince my daughter it's bedtime!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

Hammers work...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

Hammertime!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

Hmm how about that eh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)

Just...

the 50 NNNs that some dork posted a few minutes ago..

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

Lesbians with frikkin' lasers!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

Ow FUCK!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

They waited an hour for you but had to go in the end.

Said something about finding someone else to oil them down.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)

Stop it now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

They even wanted to rub some linseed oil into your triceps and pleasure you with a rhino.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

*spluffs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)

Lesbian sharks

with frikkin' lasers and tomahawk missles

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)

That would be most unlikely.

Have you tried getting a shark permit at short notice?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

I have, and it was not easy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)

It is only difficult...

if you ask for the Mk-48 wire guided torpedo option.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)

It's what makes me tick, maaaan

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)

heh heh heh

shlurpy shlurpy

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)

lick it......

lick it good!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

New extreme sport

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

pfft

that's good

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

ha! nice

What's the best free website editor at the moment?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

I use eclectech

;)

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DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

Arf!

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)

Frontpage Express

:)
(Although I'm actually using MS Office Live to create a basic site for a society)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

*secretes handshake*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

Ick

*wipes hand*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

Well, it's free

but if it now is anywhere near what it was since 1996 or something, I'd say 'best' is a very subjective term here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)

Ha!

Ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)

pfft

much better.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

haha

*click*

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)

tee hee

super

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

i forgot to type wooyay

*CLICK*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

yeah, i had too much caffeine today too

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

needs the birds from rhubarb and custard

nice

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

duhduh de duh! duhduh de duh!

duh duh dee dee de duh!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)

di dididdlee di di diddle dee

wah wah wah wah waaahh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)

nice one

I like the rhubarb and custard style alternating frames :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)

flip her to face into the page

and then point her eyes down and it will look like she is watching the bored..disdainfully.

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)

.....

NSFW, so here's a link: There be breasteses in here

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)

*ignores*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)

this

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)

That looks a lot like some fucked-up porn right there

which I reckon makes it not safe for work.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

Is that a vein or a seam in the bottom right?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)

nsfw?

also, eeeewwwwwwww

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

dear god, they are nasty

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

this^ with much more yuck yuck yuck !!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)

large boobs, as long as they are real are fine

they just aren't right, she has a problem

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)

Chesty Morgan?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)

double agent 72!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)

O_O

meh

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)

might want to link it chap

and she is quite pretty, why would she want those things put on?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)

Needs to be more safe for work

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Rico, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)

Now

100% SFW

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)

Did you make this?

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)

I did

Made it months ago but have never done anything with it.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)

Why have I seen it before,

all over the internet?

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

Well

it's been uploaded on my image host for a while and I've probably posted it somewhere at least once (a few years at the earliest), so someone's maybe pilfered it.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)

Fair enough.

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)

hahahaha

with his own fair hands, a scalpel, and two bags of chips

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)

please read the faq before you fuck up more.

therein lies the general gist of things with regard to file size and what is good for /board and what will get you shouted at and ignored.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)

I'm sure I saw this one yesterday

on another forum

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

Not a stolen gif

Did this a good while back and if it's been stolen, it's someone who's stolen from me.

Though judging by some peoples remarks here and above, it doesn't seem that worthy of stealing.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

Yeah, but if I'd believe that, I'd believe anything!

right?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

haha

Very good. :D

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)

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giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

Hahahahah!

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

here we go again

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

weeeeeeee

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)

Hahaha

I thought this finished?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

This shall continue until either b3ta or I die.

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giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

hooooooray

moid of win

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)

void of win

stupid moid

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)

haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)

beep beep

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

toot toot

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

Ooh

even lovlier.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

ta!

I wasn't sure which to lead with :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

i prefer them both

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

hehe

that's just spooky!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)

Would

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Halk, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)

hmmm

haha I see mutant spore tits :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)

I love this one too.

*clicksmore*

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

FIGHT!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)

I missed the burp on monday night, damn :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

this is my fave

i like the sig on the pic too :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

I used to get loads of problems with the bank for signing my name like that.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)

these are both awesome

woo yay

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)

*clicks*

I love this very much :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

thanks :)

I found a small parcel of drawing time hidden behind my sofa :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)

Cor

that's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

I like this

what stations can he pick up on that thing?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

I dread to ask :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)

Brilliant as always ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)

:D ta

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)

What's that posted on to the board is it a monster, is it a monster? - The Automatic

yay Kallus

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)

thanks!

I remain confused by 'The Automatic'..? :D
*edit: no longer!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)

*sings*

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)

this is a hint yes?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

What fine scribbling.

Smiley emissions.

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Tart Monkey, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

hehe ta :)

*passes wet-wipe*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)

As long as it's not autobiographical in nature.

That would be wrong.

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Tart Monkey, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)

Super!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)

utterly magical as ever

i love your monsters :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)

Soup herb!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

Good news everyone!

Edited for size. Click for bigger

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)

Yay

Now Brian Blessed as the Joker would have been apocalyptic!!

*didn't see the filesize-optimize it hard*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

Optimized

Indeed.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)

Steady on!

Fucking hell.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

Glad you edited it a bit.

But if we're splitting hairs, it's still 160k over the ultimate maximum.

With an animation that's half a meg though, that's neither here nor there.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)

I'm new to these here parts

and I didn't realise 400kb was teh limit. Shall edit further. :)

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)

If you're worried about the actual image size, just stick width="300" in after the image url.

Everyone makes mistakes, just not 2megumental ones. ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)

first time for everything

etc

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)

whilst this is great

a mod will probably link it for being too massive

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

Crikey.

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)

nearly 2megabytes

you fucking cocklord

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)

Fixed

hugs to you. :)

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)

Still oversized.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)

that's what your mum said

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

a real opportunity missed in that film when comissioner gordon is revealed to be not dead

missed with a huge great clanging spanner down a rusty iron staircase sound in my head.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)

Oi twunt.

Read the fucking faq it'll tell you not to post stupidly large images//animations and don't to delete threads!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)

Yeah

but it was rubbish picture, like you said.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

That's what the edit button is there for, please don't delete threads?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

Erm

No I didn't. I just thought it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

Calm down!

It's been sorted now anyway.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

Yeah coz one 2meg post and one deleted 2 posts later is a flying start.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

Calm down!

That wasn't my first post and I'm just finding my feet here.

Took a quick look at the FAQ's so mostly clued up. Believe it said something about being nice to noobs. ;)

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)

It does indeed.

But strangely, the people who shout about the faq the most ignore that bit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)

Yes

so it would seem.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)

HA! Then it's not just me that noticed that!

Having been at the receiving end of one of 'those' missives a while ago, I pointed out this very fact. It suddenly got very quiet.

Don't worry, we all cock up at the start. Good on you for being adult about it all and fixing your mistakes. Keep posting, please!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:00, archived)

I say!

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

this is quite fucked up!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)

terry thomas rocks!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)

Haha I say!

I know that source pic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

Have you got a bigger version of this?

Nicely done!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)

Cheers.

No, this is the size I made it at.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)

Oh bumholes.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)

Have you got a bigger version of this?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)

Pffft.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

A break in the upper jaw,

leading to a gap between the front teeth, is known as the Terry-Thomas fracture.
Fact.

Probably.

Also, WOO

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DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)

Ooh,

actually the terry-thomas sign is something to do with wrists.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)

Ok, I just looked it up on wiki

and apparently a Terry-Thomas fracture is a break of the wrist caused by punching someone in the face hard enough to cause a gap in their front teeth.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)

That's a lovely pic

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)

Yay! Terry-Thomas thread!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)

Oh I say

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)

the upper classes are the funniest of all the classes

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)

That's rather fabulous

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

hahaha

fucking yes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

Hahahaha

ALSO: please don't post other people's stuff, mister pinter

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)

damn!

I meant to crop the tag off
:o)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)

I'm bored, so have an icon.

so have an icon.

---
Vote for it eh? ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)

Compo it and people will be able to :)_

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

How can you comment before i can edit?

Some people refresh too fast :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

Not necessarily,

It is possible that I posted a message below just as you posted this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)

It's a trap!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

Nah, I think it's

the obsessive refreshing.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

Jealousy is a dangerous thing youngster ;)

How was your birthday?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)

It was smashing thanks

All of my family were out... So I spent my birthday on my own, in my house, drinking white wine and shmoking a few joints.

Twas very nice. Then I'm out with friends on Saturday, getting pissed, which'll be jokes I'm sure.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)

Crazy youthful Japes :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

it's nice

i might even donate again sometime soon.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)

Donate....

....Again!?

wow... Actually, I may join you... I feel my snail is starting to make me look cheap.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

not as cheap as mine

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)

i have a similar problem...

I think it's unfair that that people who donate loads get better icons. It creates social strata on b3ta, when I prefer it to be more of a commune.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

was sormtrooper, otter, pills, etc. the last icon update? or are there newer?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

Ghost, duck, nuke, pance and prodge's bee.

The newest.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)

i have no idea

i'm still on the first icons.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

Nice snail!

You fucking loser!

*flounces about proud of newer icon*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)

I'm not allowed to change my badger as it confused people!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)

damn straight!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

donating is overrated

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)

So are you.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)

What a retarded remark

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)

This gets a click

a fine icon, sir

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)

Ah cheers!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)

oooh

yes, you get a vote fer sure. I wants camera icon. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)

Ta!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)

I has my vote!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)

Chars.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)

and I will strike down upon thee, with grated cheddar and spuuurious badgers...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)

oh my

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)

Cocking Ace as always sir!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)

did someone say cockney

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)

Knees up muvva Brahn!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)

shut it you slaaag

b'for i get me shoo'er from me mo'er!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

Will you calm the fuck down you caaaaaaaant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)

cheers lad

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

hahaha

Sam Jackson looks friggin awesome.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)

it's impossible to make him not-awesome

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

figgin' awesome

you mean

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

haha, my arse stings just reading that.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

bookmarked

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)

Awesomes!

Sorry for threadrushing :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

argh you cunt

:) don't worry, i dont concern myself with such things.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)

you rock

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)

me man. rock in field.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)

i see.

you win

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)

erm

let's not argue. I'll just say thanks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)

tremendous stuff

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

thankee kindly

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)

Nicely!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)

cheers :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)

ace!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)

cheers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)

Wow

That is many types of great

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)

glad you like it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)

That's fucking great

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)

thanks very much sir

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)

Win

That is very good

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)

The North? Racist? No way!

Edit: Regional warfare thread lol

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)

the banner's black

so they mustn't be racist

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)

You said "black".

You racist.

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giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)

you said it too, thus making you racist also

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)

takes one to know one.

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giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)

great!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)

Are northerners clever enough to be racist?

SOUTHERNERLOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)

*highfives*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)

*knife crimes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)

*volunteer courses*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)

The North is going to rise up and rebel against such oppression!

I call for civil war against the South!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)

You wouldn't stand a fucking chance!

We have helmets and Tanks.

You have flatcaps and whippets!

BRING IT ON!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)

we also got tanks

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)

Yeah,

but they are septic tanks because you do not have a decent sewer system! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)

At least our sewers don't overflow every time it rains!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

Yay for starting regional warfare :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

No, but they do everytime one of your birds has a slash in the street

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

at least ours can still hold onto their chips when they do that

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)

Pfft! Hahahah!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)

We have the Scouse and the Geordies.

Your Brummies and Cocknies can't stand up to us!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)

Brummies are northern too!

well everyone is if you live on the south coast #:o)

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)

You'd both be crushed by the scots

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

To be honest the Welsh could have us too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)

i am more than happy to declare open war on wales

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)

I would never be able to fight a Welshman.

As I would not be able to stop laughing at their silly accents long enough :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)

Whey-ells, isn't it?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

i say we just blast a trench along the border and push them out into the atlantic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)

from orbit, only way to be sure

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)

then we can blast northern ireland to

from orbit too, its the only way to be sure, to be sure

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

*explodes embassy*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)

No arguments here.

Just watch out for my house, it's near the border.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)

Wales in the Atlantic?

I suppose it's better than Whales in the Thames.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

nah we'll sit it out and let you fight it out

then take over in the aftermath, and then we'll go mad with power and be trounced by the Irish

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)

^This.

:-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)

Like fuck!

Please see here for reference!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)

only if they use their secret weapon, against which there is no defence

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

buckfast?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)

Damn you

you made me splutter my tea.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

fuckbast?

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

no, that's fighting fuel that makes one immortal

the secret weapon is to throw lots of heavy lard encrusted food(as this is in plentiful supply) at the english

then when the english are covered in lard or "bastard english burnin lard" they are burnt the traditional manner.

Robbie Burns himself wrote in a poem

"BURNT THE BASTARDS AAAAAH! BURNT BURNT!"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)

Ah yes!

I remember that other one too....

The best laid plans of mice and men, aft gang a....

LARD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

we can distract them with a scotch egg, get them drunk on scotch and have scotland yard come and arrest them

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

SCOTCH EGGS ARE NOT COMMONERS FOOD!

THE SCOTCH EGG WAS INVENTED IN THE KITCHEN OF FORTNUM AND MASON SO IT IS UBER POSH!

FACT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)

not the scotch egg I got from kwik save once

it had no fucking egg in it

it was just a sausage meat sphere with a fucking void in the middle of it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

What is your problem?

Nowt wrong with breadcrumbed sausages!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)

scotch egg? it were scotch mist!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)

you sure it wasn't actually a pigs testicle

that had been dipped in breadcrumbs

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)

well, that would make it actual meat

this is qwik save we talking about here

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)

where are you from

I thought kwik-save only exsisted in wales

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)

this occured some eons in the past

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)

SHURRUP!

*Suffering fry-up withdrawls*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)

make one

you know you gotta!

fried egg, fried bacon, fried sausage, fried everything

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)

Yeah, except pork is off the supermarket shelves.

*Sobs*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)

oh yeah, I have my tinfoil hat theory about that...

but I guess most of Eire does too

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)

Brummies?

FUCKING BRUMMIES?

Those bastards can shove it! People from Northampton can join in though, as they have Black Cabs.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

Plus,

You have pie and mash.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)

The North has ALL the pies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

Made in dark satanic pie factories

like Mordor with suet.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)

I've tasted that shite you english call mash.

I thought it was wallpaper paste at first.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)

You haven't had proper mash then.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

No, I have.

We spudwogs learn how to make it shortly after learning to walk.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)

Are you an irish then?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)

Yep, and maker of the best champ this side of dublin.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)

clever enough to be down here

doing the jobs that the southern thickies can't
NORTHERNERLOLS!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)

*high fives*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)

Can't be arsed to do :P

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)

yeah, we have immigrants from all over to do all the shit jobs

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)

We're clever enough not to be racist

well those of us who aren't rascist that is.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)

we pissed in your cider

it might have improved it

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)

They like to drink piss down South

"A mild ale of the mildest piss you can, please barkeep!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)

thats one thing i like about the north

"can i have a pint of beer please"
"aye thee can, lad. he's tha's spoon for eatin' the last four inces wi' "

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)

nah, you only get that in poncy real ale pubs ran by southerners

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)

thats a little bit true

most northeners i know drink strongbow and fosters. and a worrying amount of the regulars in the bar i work in drink rose. big macho men, just drinking pink wine

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)

"strongbow and fosters" those aren't Northerners

They're Australians - 'tsk trust a Southerner not to be able to tell the difference in accents!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

its a walkabout that i work in :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)

which is about as australian as france

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

in most places except the one i work in. i'm the only "bloody pommy soap dodging bastard" who works there.

i hate aussies

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)

ah, yeah, they are so laid back and never complain

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)

ah it's all piss anyway

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

Bollocks!

Having lived in both the South and the North, I can assure you that there is plenty of racism in both.

(Jambler'sBrandNewWinkie, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)

Racist

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)

You're from the North, aren't you?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)

It's got quite a kick to it.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)

chilli flavour?

I say.

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)

- I told them Dandy Desmond is wanted in five counties

- Euuuuogh and with a name like Dandy Desmond, they'll know what for!

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giant_squid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)

Strictly Flash Gordon

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)

I find two thing frightening.

1) this image.
2) the fact I saw this at the cinema.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)

Go flash Go!

GORDONSSSSSSSSSSSSS ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)

Flying blind on a rocket cycle?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)

Impetuous boy!

Oh well, who wants to live forever? Ha, ha, ha! DIIIIIIIIIIVE!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)

class!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)

Flash! Flash! I love you.

But we have only three minutes to save Earth!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

me too

I didn't realise at the time that it must have cost about 7p to make it :D

oh and *EVERYONE* laughed at the hitler joke :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)

Actually it was quite a high budget movie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)

well, it didn't look it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)

i assumed it had been made by editing together footage of pantos

i'm off to brazil tomorrow, by the by. yay me.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)

lol, try not to get any aids or bullets

there's lots of it about there

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)

yeah it's a shit hole

should have married a girl from a nice country

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)

whats the hitler joke?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)

"Ah, now he showed promise"

and audience laughed

and then things moved on

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)

FLAAAASHHHH aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOD GAAAAIME GOOD GAAAIME

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)

Hahahahahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)

...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)

You are aware that Sirius is a star not a planet?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)

SRSLY?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)

I am aware of it's lack of Planetary status yes

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)

That's you that is.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)

You see that small moon, that's really a space station?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)

Well that's your Mum that is... if you were aware of it that was!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)

But I'm not.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)

It's a like a million puns were suddenly silenced!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)

Ah, the great server fire on 2008:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)

URANSU!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)

*titters*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)

what amuses me more, is the amount of money spent by nasa to discover that there are rings around uranus

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)

Yes

You can't beat a bit of probing around uranus.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)

ufafu

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)

Iranu.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iranu?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)

Evavu

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Is it universe night? :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)

Genuine LOL

(Guizmeaux, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)

haha

Pluto ain't no planet no more - no wonder he's unhappy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)

Erm

What's Pluto doing there?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)

my guess, leaving

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)

Please see here for reason:

www.b3ta.com/board/8895270

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)

He never was.

People just thought he was:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

Why? Because we're talking about Mimas!

(Guizmeaux, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)

I'm trying hard to find something astronomical with "pappa" in it's name for a mimas and the pappas joke

but I fail

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)

A deris would be nice.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)

Wrapper = rapper

R Kelly = alleged paedo.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)

aha

THat would explain it then:)

EDIT: Ah you mean in the sorta way he was aquitted over six months ago?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)

Acquitted of all charges

She said it wasn't her in the film, he said it wasn't him. Case closed.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)

He's still a melon.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)

Racist!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)

fruitist!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)

:'( How dare you!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)

I know you have it against the blackcurrents!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)

Flautist

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)

James Galway's bum boy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)

Guilty as charged!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)

wrapper?

(BlackCat, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)

That IS the joke, but now you've skullfucked it into an early sandy grave.

Nice picture.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)

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WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)

Hahaha

Nice one!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)

It's that time of year again...

CFB

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)

Hahahaha

Tssssk!

the henry one down the board is all of teh excellent.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)

I don't get it.

:[
What does it have to do with the time of year?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)

Don't do much

shopping on the high street then?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)

No.

:[

I live in NJ. But I do go out on the high street when I'm back in London. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)

I think it might be a reference to Fairytale of New York

Everyone's fave Christmas anthem, done by teh Pogues.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)

'Everyone'

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)

What are knollocks?

Do I want to know?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)

Like bollocks, but more knobbly.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)

...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)

Specializing in facial cosmetic surgery . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)

Nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)

This is reel . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)

oh no

I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Pedants cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

De-Ris

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)

I get it

But you may want to deris peeps:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)

This peep especially

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)

Well it's his post.

He can do the dirty work:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)

It's ok I understand now

I had heard of this before but I thought it was something new - a lot of fuss about nothing. The era of the Art Fascism has entered a new more sinister level.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)

Well that wasn't the bad bit

All the kiddy porn I was looking at was branded wikipedia!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)

Nicely done!

But apparently it has now been withdrawn.

Here: www.b3ta.com/links/Wikipedia_Removed_From_Child_Porn_Blacklist_Huh

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)

Noooo!

Horses!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)

LIES!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)

Yeah you would back him up!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)

You should take out more pieces of the jigsaw

then this would go viral

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)

BAH

that would steal all Riverghost's glory!

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)

Nice one.

And also...
b3ta.com/board/9003527

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)

Congratulations on posting this 2 days

after the block's been removed.

Woo anyway.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)

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