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# as a mark of respect
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oh MontyyouterribleCUNT, you terrible CUNT!
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I was on a training course
about 5 years ago. It was me and 7 menopausal women. On the first day we all had a tea break and tried to break the ice by discussing where we were when Diana died.
They went round the table til they got to me, and I said:
"driving a white Fiat Uno in a tunnel in Paris".

Silence.

Sometimes, not everyone gets me.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hehehehehe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Some people are so cold
I hope you managed to regain control of the situation with a few well placed NASA jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I just resigned myself to 2 days of ostracism.
Oddly enough, the course was in Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# it's "pardon"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# one of my most favouritist b3ta images.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# utter class
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# this makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# "I have you now"


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Haha
the TIE fighter one is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# No wonder he crashed
having that obstructing his view

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# my point exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# what was the last thing that dodi did?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Di
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# BOOM BOOM!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# You're a ringer for the Big Lebowski
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# it has been said before
very flattering.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# You are kevin Godley
AICMFP!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I am....
[any man with a big beard]
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU'RE ME????????????????????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Yes
and I'm fondling your balls as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Um, no reason for this at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I just this very moment realised how kinky those clangers outfits were
I'm sure Cher wore one in her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# oooh.....
Cher stradling an ICBM

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I wish they'd fired it
That would have made her believe in life after love
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You're broken on the inside.
In a bad way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Cher and Cher alike?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Got that somewhere
but can't find it...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# i wanked to that.
then i saw the meg griffin version
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# you really need to get laid
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# well there's a newsflash.
in all honesty, i was about 15 when i nutted one to cher and meg went and spoiled it for me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Nice tribute...
*slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The Attacks of the Shoe
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Run Dubya Run
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Run Dorris Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *cleaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# The what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# my mummy says im spechul.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I know, she told me last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Wow
Who knew you could make so many "different" pics out of one gif?


Yes, I'm being sarcastic. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *dons oven gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Oooh!
Have you made me a pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# why yes I have
it has secret ingredients
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# i'll make you a cheesecake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# that's not the same shoe gif..
edit and re box sets...

freind of mine was whining her little tits off about the audrey hepburn collection.

being a student she couldn't buy them all at once, so was buying the dvds individually when she could and proudly lining them all up in chronological order on her shelf. The dvd producers changed the packaging to be about three quaters of a centimeter higher and the fonts down the spine.

another highly unamusing story from...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
that would drive me mad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# well she's close enough to walk.
As she was explaining all this I'm agreeing how terrible it was etc...

Not recognising sarcasim is supposedly a sign of dementia. Guess what my next practical joke is going to be...

im a right arse, no wonder she didn't shag me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ^ Needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# go shoe!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Haha! I wonder if those explosives were found in the shoe department:
BBC breaking news
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# that's boom & bust for you


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hehehehehe, RUUUUN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Found this guy on the net and just had to 'sheep' him.


Click for bigger (209KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# That's you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It's my body
but not my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Cooorrr!!!
*Comes over all Welsh'ish*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# can you be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# only if you pull real hard
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Man milk
or moo milk?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i've checked and it's all man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# You must all purchase the New Zealand film Black Sheep
and bask in the glory that is rugby tackling, zombie, sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# LIKE SHIT WILL I
*doesn't like sheep, thinks they're evil enough already*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# They're clouds with legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# It's quite a fun film that
it's just on the right side of being a camp horror film
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ^ this
- What about the sheep?
- Fuck the sheep!
- No time for that bro! GO, GO, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# will do
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha, classic film, that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# You had to 'sheep' him?
I didn't think you were Welsh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I have no idea what that means....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# from Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Right, but are they sheepfuckers or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I believe the theory has been posited, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# welsh are generally associated with that yes. like new zealanders.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# What you've posted right there is a Welsh Leisure Centre
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# best reply
winner
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
adultsheepfinder.com/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA i nearly shit myself laughing at that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# whahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm obsessed by this image
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Have a pop yourself..
bushbash.flashgressive.de/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahah cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# :0)
I like the guy from right side he look like a truck driver:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# feeling lazy- have some TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Whoa!
Threadrush!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ooh I like her top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# you mean her TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# The Queen couldn't be arsed to get out of bed last Wednesday
had to meet Bonny Prince Charlie instead. Nice fella. Has gone up in my estimation.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# eh? you met Charlie?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Yep.
A friend of mine dared me to pinch his bum. But seeing as I didn't end up on the 10 o'clock news, you can probably tell I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I like him too
not sure I'd pinch his bum though
In what capacity did you meet him?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# My mum collected her MBE
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# most impressive- what for?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# For being famous
is the usual reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Starting a charity for disabled children
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# The Queen has three arms
Zaphod Beeblequeen.

Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Gloom and indeed, doom...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# haha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Oh
Well it's not all bad news then, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Haha
"...love is all around us....come on and let it snow..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Bill Nighy rules!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Pudding!

Aw! Pudding in Space!
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# .......ow.
Good, well done, but arg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Fits-a-bit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I do love how these things never seem to loop
he's just getting farther and farther away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ouchy!
Nicely done but *adblock* for my sanity
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Christ on a bike.
I can hear all the eppies going off from here.

Weird effect on the star field. looks like it moves continuosly down and to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# that makes my brain want to turn itself inside out.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# :(
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but I was told to uploaded by BurningFeetMan. PUDDING!
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Awww!?
PUDDING!
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# No, no, no. I like it.
I like to stare at it, and watch its flickery goodness. I like the way it makes my ears feel warm and my eyes twitch. I like the way it cleared my sinuses, and gives me a strange compulsion to ajfhjsdf hhhdj jdshjjdf in seven ppowpp diidi with dsooi00w.

askjks jsfdhjs pwpw,,wp] woowlslls.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha breathes
and giggles some more :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# welcome to my ignore list
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Sad llama
:(
(I helped save b3ta! glasnt is playing herself off., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Far far far far
too early for spackings
(I helped save b3ta! duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# woo and arg :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I love useing the internet


I didn't photoshop this at all. Just one of the many user submitted entries on www.microsoft.com/uk/windows/

I wasn't really a fan of those ads until now.
(tonynibbles, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Quick, tell the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# She should use Firefox instead
and make use of the spelling add-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# "i didn't photoshop this at all"
perhaps it would be better on /links then
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *grumble grumble*
dictionary.reference.com/browse/funny

I'd shop her. Massive shoe on head. Something. Anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Massive spots?
Oh..too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# aaaaahh, tuesdays..... always full of such tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# except he's been a member for over 3 years....
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# bloody hell.... a vintage noob, then!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Morning all.
FAQ etc
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# this isn't what i want to see, when i feel like crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# a bit, thank you
would feel better if someone would swap my sinuses for better ones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# My sinuses are on the mend now although still a little bunged up
I can only recommend hot baths, olbas oil on your hanky, some Vics or Olbas Oil in a hot water with a towel over your head - but I know from experience the relief is temporary.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# done all, none work, doctors recomend the same things
it is all bollocks, so i am going back to bed, as the screen is blurry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Don't rub Vics on the monitor silly Earl
hehe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Sudafed is a good'un for sinus trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Yes I've used that one too
I've run out of it now though
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Quick...!
reply to this and give more oxygen to it rather than to the stuff people actually spent time on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# That's a very valid point
and one that has bemused me often - but what can be done it would require somekind of CODEZ to collaspe spam/unshopped/troll shite!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# gah, perhaps I will just go away again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Tuesday... Bloody Tuesday...
"Tell me why... I don't like Tuesdays"

* If only the U2 and the Boomtown Rats had known that Tuesdays were worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# bono?!?!?!?!?!?
edit: I'll give you a hint. starts with bob, ends with geldof...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Boneo??
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Do they even know it's Christmas time at all??
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
THE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Your very lucky you know... ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# got a $1000 govt bonus today.
so I'm not only lucky, but a smug, ungrateful twat as well!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Someone should shop this....

* I can't cos I am at work
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I've just realised
That there is, quite clearly, a wall behind her/him/it.

WINDOZE LIEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# seamless
(tasty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# You had me at "I didn't photoshop this at all"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Thank god for adblock
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# The links board is over there ->
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha, let me slip this in here then..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I also love this
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I'm a PC (user)
AND I DON'T FUCKING USE MICROSOFT SHITE*, the cunts.



except when I utterly have to for work
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# here here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Love you guys too.
Sorry for any offence caused.
(tonynibbles, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# huzzah for australia!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# With action like that,
she can blow my huge jackman!


Jackman as a euphenism for cock doesn't quite work!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# pity it wasn't russell crowe, he's renound as a giant cock...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Pffft.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha there's a big stink from some aboriginies about the fact that it's culturally insensitive for a woman to play the didge...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Fucking Abbo's!!
Go back to where you came fro..ah....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i tend to get conflicting thoughts about this. it's not as if a lot of them respect their own culture
unless that happens to be beating the shit out of their women and lying in a pool of blood piss and beer in the streets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Dance Jackman, dance you Wolverine fool!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i'm not sure what's going on here
but that's a vigourous wanking action on the didg
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Such a mover
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Ooo I love the wrist action...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Titanic meets Crocodile Dundee?
When do tickets go on sale?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# watch a decent aussie film
www.imdb.com/title/tt0822389

not sure if britian got to see it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That actually looks really funny
but the old woman who was getting OUTRAGED at Kenny's son cleaning out toilets hahaha - It's a dirty job but someone has to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# it's great. i don't watch a lot of films and recommend less
but that one is a classic, bit predictable in some ways, but it's a great bit of comedy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Have you ever seen a film called Hercules Returns?
Must be about 15 years old now.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0107103

Borrowed the video off a friend a few years ago. Wish I could find a reg 2 DVD of it.

...TO EBAY!...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# can't say i have...have you looked for a torrent?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Nope
I like having a working computer without viruses on it.

I'm a complete hoarder who loves having the DVD on the shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# oh god i know your type...you want the box set simply to have a pretty box
and get really really really upset if the boxes are different hieghts.

meanwhile:
xkcd.com/272/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hehehe
That's me. Not so bothered about different heights. But you wait for the boxset which you are told is the super duper one and then, a couple of years later, a new super duper one is brought out.

Yes, I'm looking at you Blackadder and Fawlty Towers!

And don't get me started on the raping Seth MacFarlane is giving his loyal fanbase who were with him from the beginning. *froths at the mouth and rampages through London*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hercules is also a good film
It's one of the few hilarious movies to have come out of Oz
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yay for Kenny!
Top film!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
flogs the shit out of the hoges.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Officelolz
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Professor Stephen....hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM

and also good morning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Ning-a-lings.
How my favourite* Dutchy this morning?


*Only Netherlandian I know
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hehe
I'm eating a very dark sandwich with goat cheese. It is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Goatse cheese? o_0

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# it's the white deposits visible on the inside of goatse guys rectum.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I feel nauseous
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# at this time of morning, you may be pregnant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# dammit
I knew those sailors were lying when they said they were using protection
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Now animate him posting shite through everyones doors!..... or don't.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# rp
(I helped save b3ta! electric cocksmoke, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# fly, my pretty, flyyyy!
muahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# But said in electronic monotone.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Wasn't that Gary Numan's Band?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Yay
I'm photographing INSIDE the tiger's enclosure this afternoon, and feeding them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Be careful man!
Don't feed them your arm!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# 'ning
Had to get this off my chest

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# *waits for animation*
Fact Hunt!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# How!
That was a Fact hunt

ningles fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# 'ningles matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# You have a Fat Cunt on your chest?
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# not any more
I've dislodged him with a doughnut on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# ^ This is true
Cat Funt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahahah! awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Never. Stops. Being. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Ha ha ace
Yet extremely disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# best thing ever!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# he is starting to get on my nerves a little nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# COAP
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# He's a really funny comedian, actor and writer.
It's just the fact he's released a dvd every christmas without actually doing anything new!!!
And even the same stand-up routine twice,albeit in different venues.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# funny?
no- he shouts a lot, and he nicks jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# His first stand up vid was.
But that's going back a few years.
His Tv stuff is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# This is true
He IS talented, but he's done NOTHING of any worth since Pheonix Nights finished.

Max and Paddy, and X Factor are classic examples of giving someone who believe's their own hype free reign without having someone with the balls to say "Hang on, this isn't very funny"

That Peter kay Thing is still the best thing he's done, probably because he worked so hard at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Pop factor was hilarious!
Only spoilt by him playing the fat bird.
It may have been better if he stayed behind the canmeras.

Edit:Deffo That Peter Kay thing wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I thought it was too easy...
And did not warrant an hour and a half

Very well produced though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Waterman made it, though.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Pop factor was absolute shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# This. One trick pony.
...a very funny trick, but now getting a bit old.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Peter Kay is dead
Long live Jason Manford
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *cuddles*
Ningles all. I am a yawny bagcaptain this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *cuddle*
I have a new jumper on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
I love a good jumper. Please describe it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# It's woolly, red body with grey/brown arms and shoulders.
It says "Camp David" on a small label at the front-bottom.

a) It's a shame I'm not called David
b) 'front bottom' pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Your jumpervulva is casting aspersions.
I hate it when they do that....

I am dressed like Office Pirate. Well, stripy longsleeved top on. Big fuzzy winter boots. Boring trousers. Blee. I'm too tired to be my usual fashionable self today :D

edit: having said all of that, there's a jade green lacy bra under all of that, but nobody can see it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I like the sound of your fuzzy boots and lacy bra
Couldn't you have just worn those, with some kind of sari? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you had me after "those"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# My tits would have fallen off due to the cold....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *puts on catchers' mit*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I like them ON ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# so do I
They suit you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think so too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# 16th December - Shits n Giggles with Sutcliffe
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)
# That's my last name
I pray I'm not related..*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# depends
do you like hammers and whores?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
He could always be persuaded to do a Home DIY book "Peter Sutcliffe - 101 things you can do with a Hammer and a Screwdriver."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Stop
Hammer time.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Last minute Christmas present?


You know you want it...
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post329928

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Sage and onion
yum.. sounds like it'd make a good dip.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# haha I suspect you have just started the franchise on this
it's the sort of thing JML would take up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Hahahahah! That deserves a spanging of the highest order!
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# ningles Stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# It's an interesting idea
but I'm out.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Def:
Sage and onion ftw
Send no money now!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Walken in a Winter Wonderland \o/
I kill newborns while their mothers watch. I turn cities into salt. And sometimes, if I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can ever count on is never understanding why. Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# I understand why...
because he CAN!

ningles Pere Bela
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Yay Christopher Walken
Happy Whatevermus!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Yay for Walken!
and wtf is going on with all the wollastonite this morning?

Can we have a wollastonite themed day on b3ta plz?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Swansea too!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# haha
I honestly just made some numbers up
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Haha great
Much better than my ancient effort

(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Good dog or bad

I guess I am probably not the first person in the world to have a go at this... (Bigger version: www.brainflower.com/gra/shoehitting350.gif)
(BobilFlass, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
this is probably the most juicy bandwagon ever
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:00, archived)
# The animation ones always are
keeps out the riff raff
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)
# well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)
# lol
I leave B3ta for one day and this happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:03, archived)
# I counted 18 animated ones
then lost count and wished I had a donut
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Have this then
This is what I do at work with Paint and Picasion when I'm bereft of inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)
# i can give you a donut *grooms*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)
# *takes donut* nom
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:23, archived)
# hehehe
anyone got the link to original?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9024179
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)
# thanks...i presume a cdc has been done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Probably.
I did a fish, click on the thread to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# hahahaha... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# another good one
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I didn't do my one of these last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Haha shoe gets attacked by prez
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Throwing Bushes
(BobilFlass, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I didnt want to do something with shoes

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
# yay!!! :D
he's huge
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Big Kitty likes amusement parks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Hallelujah
Click for bigger
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
# Just checked your profile.
What music publications do you write for?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Lots
of fanzines, websites and e mags. My real name is George Lamb
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# SHABBA
Not you, clearly I don't mind him tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I signed it
I'm a fucking cretin, I don't deserve a radio show, I make chris moyles look intelligent
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)
# i signed it even though i didnt even read it nor do i know whats going on
internet petitions always work
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)
# George Lamb killed 6music
he is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I did a search on The Google
I think I saw you on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, when the guest captain was Jhaschma Rhuxmhaliba
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:32, archived)
# Could be worse
I got a touchdown/interception ratio of 55:45 then directed Shrek 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:47, archived)
# WATE WATE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:26, archived)
# POST YOUR MARGINAL CELEBRITIES STUCK IN FOOTWARE WITH POORLY SPELLED CAPTIONS IN THIS THREAD
YOU CUNTS

EDIT: AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Fuck you, man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:32, archived)
# No need to be rude, man.
No need.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:33, archived)
# John Otway in a John Shoe

Oh, the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Hahaha
that's really free!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)
# From wiki:
"Asked what he wanted for his 50th birthday, he requested "a second hit". A concerted drive, including a poll, scrutinised by the Electoral Reform Society, to select the track, saw "Bunsen Burner" — with music sampled from the Trammps classic "Disco Inferno" and lyrics devised to help his daughter with her chemistry homework — reach the UK number nine on 6 October"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I really would like to see one of his smaller shows
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK7m4hlLPv4
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:01, archived)
# I've come to the conclusion
that the very best gigs are the ones played in small venues by people who are used to playing to large crowds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Hmm
though I doubt John Otway is used to large crowds.

Though one of my favorite concerts, when Deerhoof played at The Church, was just such an event.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)
# When I saw David Byrne it was like that.
I still smile every time I think about it. It was fucking wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:11, archived)
# WAATE
MY INTERNET JUST DIED AND NOW I CAN'T UPLOAD MY PICUTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:01, archived)
# OK HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Hahaha
totally worth the wait. I've never seen the word "paduka" before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
NOW THAT'S SOME PADUKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)
# He reminds me of Keith Gordon
who was in the film "Static" with Amanda Plummer. Top film.
Oh, and Christine, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Honestly
Does nobody here remember "perfect strangers"?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# I do
He had spiderman pajamas, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# yahoo!
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:39, archived)
# HE WENT ALL WERD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# HE HADD A MOUF FULL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:27, archived)
# hey i have a shirt a bit like that...
and that's a lovely picture of ron jeremy...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:26, archived)
# FUCK HE CRASHED HE CAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:27, archived)
# OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Sadly.. I don't get the shoes
and I'm a chick.. shoes I should get (oddly sounding like a female yoda then)
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)
# Noice!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Does this work in 3D???

Wow, that's a lot of woolastonite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)
# It works better in 4D
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:49, archived)
# I don't have the codes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:50, archived)
# it's
IDDQD
and
IDKFA
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:55, archived)
# IDSPISPOPD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Yes, anaglyph version looks ballish enough.

Converted your image as my eyes never cross right for those stare things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Nicely
Have a neighbourhood kitteh. I'm late for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# CYA
FLUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Yay!
See you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# it's a sphere bld...
everyone spam

[email protected]

with goatse or scat pics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)
# K
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# planet earth hatches a deadly plot to kill itself
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)
# not for me I'm afraid
looks like a flat disc about 1cm above the page
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)

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