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# I now declare the Pet Olympics OPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Wow!
Great technique there woofy.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *enters muppet*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i maded some xmas gift vouchers (for my other half's parents, and her sister who has 2 daughters). Thought I'd share:

PSD file


PSD File


PSD File

not particularly fancy, but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i fucking hate christmas and good will and shit.
all a celebration should ever be is a big booze up with food.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ^This

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# grumpy bugger!
*offers festive huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# put a long red wig on and that might work...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# a red wig?
hmmm interesting choice. I could wrap some red tinsel around my head?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# here's a guide
tinyurl.com/7jzreb

perfectly safe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# definately not
family guy is rubs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Family_Guy (ctrl F for eric cartman)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# tbh, I tend to get sick of it quite soon into advent.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# which bit is advent?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Moan moan moan.
I hate having fun because I'm so serious and take everything seriously.

Relax. It's just a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# bollocks
it's the work of the devil
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# it'd be even more fun if it were the work of the devil
better carols for a start
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# it's not just that i take everything seriously...
i really don't like the whole present giving and being forced to be pleasant to people you don't like.

it should be a good hearty pissup with people you do like.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# No one's forcing you to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Daddy did.
*Painful memories*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Well you are quite sexy.
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# alas for various reasons i can't just let rip with my opinion and tell them where to go...
so i get sauced. and whinge about it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# good idea mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ta :o)
(technically it was mrs doph's idea, she just delegated the designing to me)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ace!
much better than a pair of socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# fuck aye
socks are rubs
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oooh, these are really great!
I did something similar when I was young and enthusiastic, and they went down a treat. I forsee a few Pub Lunches in your future?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# your prediction should prove correct
it's difficult getting things for my and my other half's parents, they don't really need a lot of stuff. So we decided to pay for them to spend quality time together, and they're a little old for the likes of zorbing/paintball.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# fight club
it'll get their pulses racing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# that's a nice idea.
peoplewanting
and
hoursdrive

although those might be artifacts of smallification.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# haha, a valid point
my lack of attention to detail. the originals worked out fine, when I inserted blanks instead of names it cocked up the formatting and I didn't bother changing it :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ah...
well done for having the foresight not to advertise your loved ones on b3ta though. Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# there is a space missing in the middle one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# If you're naughty, Jesus gives you a Christmas headache...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# DIE
BEAVERBOY
edit : 400kb is a wee bit on the big side woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# da rules, dey change maaaaaaaan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# jesus is teh sith!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# That turtle neck top...
is sufficient punishment enough!


Nice anim btw :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I am torn between thinking this is exceedingly woo, perhaps with elements of hoopla
or it potentially giving me a headache..

*Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# this is all kinds of win!
*clicked!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
This is fantastiche!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# HOHOHOHO
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# lol--------------------^---------------would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ........................................................................................................^Would
Ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# RACIST

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# far right,wud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# wouldn't that be
'loose women' ?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# loose women are a myth.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
#
myth annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# and married women are a mythith
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
#
I
HATE
THAT
PROGRAM
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# do all of them except the bloke.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# the bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# yes, the one with the penis?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# yeah, that one who looks like the guy who is supposed to be King of America when Hedge abdicates/killed by shoeing.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Tiger Wood(s)n't


I know it Obama
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# they all look the same?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# just noticed this picture has a nice racial balance,pc bastards!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# No it doesn't.
There are no Asians, no aboriginal Americans or Australians, no one with background in South America, Hawaii, the Pacific Islands. There is merely a nice balance between people of European origin and people of African origin - the majority in America, and the largest minority.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i was waiting for that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Obama was born in Hawaii.
I guess that doesn't count as "background".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Is good point.
He is America's First Hawaiian President?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 22nd December - Blue Hills
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# pretty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Needs more snowboarding santas.
Very nice sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# that is so calming!
top work as always, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh come with me, to the rolling sea, where the weather's calm and still, we'll have some fun and laughter with..."
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ey, up Lazlo
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# 'Ning Bilbo
Not bad. A rare day off work since I had to use up the last one before Christmas and the 23rd and 24th were taken. :(

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# not bad ta
we're not working the 24th
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahhaha :D
that had one of my favourite theme tunes....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# It also won an award
for the best use of celophane instead of sea in a children's drama.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# most realistic effect EVAH!
somewhere on this train of thought I just remembered how much I wanted one of those little cars they used to drive around in on Chokablok
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Haha
I wanted a machine like Bertha that could make anything I wanted.

Also, I can't be the only person who thought this:



after seeing the original on teh BBC website, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# that's great
it starts with an earthquake, birds and
snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# haha, excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Haha
I'm spending Christmas there (not at the lighthouse, but not far away). It could well be the end of the world as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock Presents...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Ha ha
took me a sec
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahahh! ooohhhh, SSSPPPAAAANNNGGGG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# deserved!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
top notch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Oh DAYUM, man!
That took me a second!

SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha, nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] shakespere has started pimping out flower...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Sadly not British, so not compo'd, but I liked the idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# More realistic than Nic Cage's hair anyway...
Nicely, sir....

Edit: Or Sean's, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It's a 'Grunge' thing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Another acer right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# oh yes,
now this I want to see!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hahahah, that would be AWESOME!
infact, as teh Muppets have done things like Treasure Island and A Christmas Carol, I'd love to see "Silence of the Muppets" or something similar :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You should have thought of it for the muppet movies compo like everyone else :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I was too busy with...

and
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# pff
wasn't this one done before the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# The top one, YUP :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Call me a slut - you would anyway ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# "...and now the b3ta shipping forecast for Monday, December 22, 2008"
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# why is it always raining in your images?
(are you tired of that yet)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I rather like that!

you slut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# tonight is your night bro
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Haha, ningles freebs
That film was all the rage when I was in school. Must've seen it more than a couple of times.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# three times!!!??
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# He IS Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Wotcher sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ISNT THAT VEEERD?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Really, I don't think I could've helped it if I wanted to
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahhahaha, you loon :D
nings bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# alright Steve
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# not bad, mate...
last minute christmas shopping wasn't too much fun, but I did manage to get myself a copy of Watchmen, and starting on that made braving the highstreet rush all worth it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Why is that so disturbing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Because you like small people sexually?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Well deep down we all want a migdet cock puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I can read at least two interpretations into that sentence
and both are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Because deep down, you want to press Danny DeVito's unshaven face against your taint
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# pffft
"taint"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# You had me at deep down
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# \o/
I'm listening to the Corries.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oh flower of Scooootland
When will we see your like agaaaain
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
I'm listening to them and Free Design... mmmm - now that's soft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# What next? Sounds Orchestral?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :S
Chromeo -- "you're a neeeedy girl, I can tell when I look in big brown eyes..."

/hipster at heart
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# aw yeah!
Arrested Development: Mama's Always on Stage

:DD

"Can't get evolution without women..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# it's their limited edition Gangster Rap album
Bagpipes With Attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *squeeeeeee squa squoo squa squi squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Och stop...hagis time!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# OBAMA TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# beneath mah kilt - if ya wanna grapple
there's a babies arm holding an apple...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# tonight is your night bro, tOnight Is Your NiGHT brO
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Amy Winehouse really needs to sort herself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Smack really is a great drug
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha
this has some sort of hidden quality that makes it better than it ought to be!

Sorry, that wasn't meant to sound like such a backhanded compliment!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# you mean it's crap
but it amuses you a little?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# No, it's good and it amuses me a lot!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# pfft
(pdjpdj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Loon, I say... Loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# pfft!
hello freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Wizard!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
and also a bit of :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
Nooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# he killed Jess first
so that there was nothing left for him in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I saw the recent remake of "The Mist" the other night
1) watch it in black and white, it's WELL GOOD. (officially).

2) people are scum (still)

3) the ending is really quite harsh on the main character. Have you seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's dead harsh.
Brilliant, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# the Steven King one?
I had a bit of a problem with the end -- it seemed ... abrupt.

I thought the mental religio was very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# 'so she's one of your lot, then?'
'What, sane people? No.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# she did play "annoying mentalist religious lady" remarkably well
I hated her with a passion, and actually cheered her comeuppance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# So did I.
But it doesn't count, yeah, because she's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# doesn't count for what?
Are you and all your friends keeping a list of "comeuppances I have cheered (real)" or something similar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I was making a joke
ie: I'm still a good little christian, as I only wish death on fictional characters.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# sorry.
my brain is slow today. I was up til 5 watching the mist on saturday, then out last night watching the Young Knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# were they good?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# always*
*Although I went to see them because they are mine chums, rather than because they are mine favourite band, so whilst I had a good time and did enjoy the music, a more objective review might come from someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *high fives*
nice caveat!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *receives high five*
*is both ace and skill*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It was surprisingly good, and the ending still delivered the 'shock' value
enjoyable enough indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I thoguht the only thing that could have improved the ending
was cutting out that bloody voice choir score and just have the silence of the mist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
PTSD FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
#
Everybody knows his bright red van, all his friends will hide as he waves to greet them,
Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock (knock knock)
Ring (ring ring). Bullets through your door. (Hee Hee).
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# This systematic raping of what few good childhood memories I have has got to stop....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I'll leave Cockleshell Bay alone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Luckily I have no clue what that is
Go for it, my dear. Rape it with gusto.

GUSTO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *Spitroasts Robin together with Rosie wearing a strapon*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You're no fun any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Ah well, you know how to sort that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# a bit of slap and tickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *slaps*
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *enthusiasms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *arouselments*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *blacks up and does a minstrel show*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *gays up a lesbian*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# next, on Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# "The Intricacies of Paying Tax"
Presented by Michael Buerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# genueine interest is had by me
in relation ot this putative show.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Sexytiem, drugs, and all sorts of electrical devices?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hows about a Spotty Man from outerspace with his cosmic dust?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I spent many an hour as a youngster
trying to guess Superted's secret magic word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# "cockfart"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# if you were bumming someone and they farted
would it inflate your bladder, causing you to float away until you wee'd out their fart?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# This
Is one of the most intriguing lines of enquiry since the Jersey Care Home incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Which I also worked on
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# haha!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# That is excellent!
I'm glad I dropped by... even though I'm more of a Dahmer fan myself.

(sings)

My van is doing ninety, I see cat's eyes on the road,
I see jaywalking pussycats ignore the highway code.
I line them up, I run them down, I catch them on my grill,
Wif a bit o' luck they'll hang around to advertise my kill.
So now I'm cruising in my van, just like Postman Pat,
I've got a black and white up front but now its name is 'splat'.
I'm cruel to cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sayhellotomyleetlefren
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# yay
postal pat,
postal pat,
his ak47 goes rata-tat-tat
early in the morning,
just as day is dawning,
pats a fucking psycho with a van.

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yay this is ultimate brilliant
topnotch *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ha Ha!
I can't imagine a modern day Postman Pat. Some miserable fucker in a flourescent jacket pushing junk mail through everyones door.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I must live on another planet or something...
Our posties always seem friendly, diligent, and not grumbling at all, despite the massive workload (and an enormous Royal Mail machine that hardly has their best interests at heart).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# smashing work squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Outstanding work, that man.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# brillo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Splendid!

/resists reposting the nazipat and/or pimp my postcar pics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# repost away
but I think TGA has won the internet and all the cabling with this one
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Haha indeed

well, since it was you who said it ;)


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# needs more
invading of poland
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Great Minds
www.b3ta.com/board/7792795
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9036366
Me too :(

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# i has done x-mas cards


(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# it's 'has' but i can't justify it.
'santa used your sock' is also fine

and it is highly ammusing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hehehhe :D
has
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Simply get rid of 'has' or 'have'. You don't need it...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# has, but since lolcats you can do what you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Really?


*Eats kittens*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Really.
You can bum zebras, sell fake insurance policies to cumulonimbus clouds....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# bum zebras? :(
you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# You'd better believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hey, if the zebras are into it and everyone's happy about it
then why shouldn't interspecies bumming be A-OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Get her what she really wants this Christmas...


But why?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Ooooh I want a kitchen horsey now

They make lovely stews
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mmm ... lesbians ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# horses depicted in art are a symbol of
MALE sexuality ... silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# That's as maybe.
But I'm still thinking about lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# lessybins don't even exist
the Queen said so
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Silly prof of course they do
There's plenty of documentary evidence out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# that's just gays in bras
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# No. That's just wrong and unnatural.
Lesbians is proven 100% safe and effective cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I want kitchen horsey
plus free foal!
I'd like the "non pooing" models please.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I love kitchen horses.
Best of all the cuisine preparatory animals.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# that's all well and good
but do you also sell something to remove stuborn hoof stains from my lino?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# There's the Lino Licking Lizard...
..but they eat horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# :S
dilemma... do the horses come in packs of 4 or more for the more economically minded home maker?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Silly Prof, horses come in flocks not packs...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# won't this result in more hoof prints on my lino?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That foal looks like he's contemplating the logistics of selfphalacio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# BIzarrely
You are the second person to say that to me today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# suckas!!! I got in first!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# A proud boast indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# they're a mare to keep clean though
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# :D
Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Rain? We don't need no stinkin' rain!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# A lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Lovely day lovely day lovely day LOVEly day.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Lovely day lovely day lovely day LOVEly day.
A lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Yes, it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# yes, yes, yes it is.
in other news i dreamt about b3ta last night, i think it's getting to me!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *and breathes*
A lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Still the record holder for the longest note that one, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Bless Bill Withers...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# And all who sail in him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# looks like those windows want to kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Oh they do - they do.
But they're patient. They will bide their time. They will wait until the right moment to strike.

ATTACK OF THE DERANGED PSYCHOTIC KILLER WINDOWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Best yet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# love eet
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Just...
...got this from Amazon. Made me laugh

Dear Customer,

We're still trying to obtain the following item[s] you ordered on 23 October 2008, 23:07 MEST (Order# 026-8549520-xxxxxxx).

Stephen Russell "Manifesto: How To Get What You Want Without Trying"
(inflateable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Try, then you actually feel like you've achieved something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha will you have sex with me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# He's GOLD, he is.
*cuddle* hello lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hullo, m'dear
*cuddles*

He's rather good, isn't he? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Last night I was watching a little bbc clip on their news site
of the first hand-reared beaver.

Oh my lord. He's got a little smily face, he likes cuddles and he's a bit crap at clambering about. I NEED one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Awwwwww.....!
link - Pleeeeez.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# here you go
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7791123.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# He's Lovely!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I know!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Morning, monkey chops
xx *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Alreet Gorgeous?
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hahah, he's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# QUICK
TELL TEH FUCKING INTERNETS!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# That's delightful.
I mean, really, that's fantastic. Well done. I hope you're proud of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# nup, still got miles to go...you didn't even mention your happy face
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I'll try and make a happy face for him.
:////// hmm let me try again.
:/\/\///\/ argh this is harder than it looks.
HUUURRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH oh fuck I think I broke something.
Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Whats that shitty smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# awwwwwwwww we all know your happy face...underneath your happy hat
and yes, i can tell you shat yourself from here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hehehe. Hehehahahahah. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHHAHAH


Fail.


edit: just for oldtimes sake: Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# \o/ for the edit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Fascinating.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Merry Christmas! Please read the FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# you could actually...
just wish a merry christmas, and leave the fail picture out of there. You know, christmas cheer, not being a cnut etc.
Just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I am sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *slowly shakes head*
arg - I'm having a fit in slow motion...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# haha
irny?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Damn, I missed the chance to use this...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I WILL find you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# pfft
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# That's not a compo entry
There aren't any UK shows called that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Starting to feel Festive...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# whats a lovely egg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Well, I think so too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# this is funny
it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# mostly in a kind of 'heh' way rather than a 'chuckle chuckle chuckle'
but still - it lifted my spirits... a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hehehehe
merry lent
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# its christmas motherfuckers you think i have time for you
shit
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# quoi?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Square Elk is rectangle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'm so fucking hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I do not recommend elkbus pastry
unless you like the combined taste of gristle and sump oil

I'm hungry too - but I'm not getting out of bed until I hear someone put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *nods* I want yorkshire pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# yums
I'll be having two roasts on Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *snorts*
I'm not cooking, for once! HOORAY!

It better be good. Better be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# OOh yeh
Massive plate-sized, filled with veggies, thick gravy and meat. Lovely, lovely meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *cries*
I'm wasting away!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Haha what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Go piss up your mother's snatch
With cream
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# now that's festive
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Er, with glitter I suppose
I HAVE been drinking absinth - THAT's festive
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Argh.
That stuff sends me INSANE. It's like my version of kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I drank it on Saturday and it HURT
Surely when liquids hurt while drinking them, they are not good for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# that's it melting your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'd agree with that.
I reckon a shot of Xenomorph blood would do me less damage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ow ow ow
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Michael Jackson or James Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# wave great micro job
*christles*
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# draw us a picture
you lazy get
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Good job, Microwave.
I love it when people are pissed and bitter at 8 minutes past 10 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# great job, Microwave
Edit: oh pissing mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# You are Chicken Merango
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# too slow, Chicken Merango!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# IT'S CHRISTMAS ON URANUS MUTHASUCKAS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Apparently you do
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# sorry...


Click for bigger (140KB)

The source is much bett0r ;):
www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/27477.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# the source of the man with a beard wasn't named paddy was he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# no
it's wendylynchphotography.com/DevendraBanhart2.jpg

Devendra Banhart? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it looks like paddy.
or me for that matter...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That looks like someone you'd leave to babysit the kids!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Timothy Claypole


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Did you mean the jester
or?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# yay for mammary-mondays :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# You have got the Bangles in my head now.
Thank you very much *bops*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# mwahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Noooo, you misunderstand
I like the Bangles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# He tells me in his bedroom voice
C'mon honey, let's go make some noise
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'd dress you up like mental-eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Which one is mental eyes?
www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/The_Bangles_1980s_girl_band.jpg

The one far left?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# 2nd along.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# well - if you say so I'm prepared not to question it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I'll stop looking at them
when you stop displaying them in such a manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# well said that lady
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# all too true
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i won't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I won't:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# err . . .
sorry I was distracted . . . what did you say?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# NORK MONDAY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I believe you won't get many complaints about that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# fewer talkings more norks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *shuts up*
Hello Prof!
Isn't there a law against working this time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# aparently not
... but I'm the only one in the office so I'm not really working very hard ... also I'm just wearing pants.

It's very liberating, but the mailman keeps coming in with letters more often than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# The only complaint I have is that it hasn't yet spread to the rest of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I beg to differ
I think I have posted furry norks pretty much every day.
if that counts for anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# NNnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOORK MONDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# this chap looks like he belongs on a Swedish banknote
hello b3ta
I have gone to Birmingham, where there is mud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# There are other places to see mud
or so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# add two lumbs off sand
one part water
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

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