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# He's...locked in the test-chamber!

Sorry I'm posting a lot. Posting as I draw 'em. And it's a slow board today.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Wonderful.
I'd like a bit of chzcayke right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yay for science
and glowing bunnies :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# serious science!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Science for Dummies

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# \o/ SCIENCE \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# brill xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# crikey, old picture
22/03/2006

yay! I'm wasting my life!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# yay science
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Why is there a canister of pornographic imagery next to the box?
Or is it a canister of Trebor extra strong mints?

Either way, why?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# say hello to quantum mechanics :)
Wikifact

edit:linkfixed
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# that's a great link
I haven't clicked on it though

HAHAHAHA

no, I don't understand the joke I just made

*saunters off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# it is a cannitser of poison
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I was musing on a logo for some goggles, till someone walked past and went ha ha comedy tits!

..bastards
Click for bigger (48KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# These appear to be comedy techno tits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Thats all I can see now!!!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# (.)(.)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Ze techno boobies! Zey do nassink!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# they defeat ze germans!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# this is true facts
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# as backed up by historicals histryians
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I did a lesson on this exact thing at school, total true fact.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# did they do the lesson about the lone american tank crew saving stalingrad by firing their last shell at the evil german nuclear missile?
that was great! YAY USA! america saves us every time! (unless we have oil, then we're all fucked)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# But can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# cybertits from the year 2000?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Devil's dumplings!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# My first thought:
cassette symbol on a stereo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Real to reel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Mwah-ha-haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Who tried to eat its ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Zombie child?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# general woundwort's owsler
he tried to escape so they scratched his ears.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Your watership down knowledge is intimidating..
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# one of my favourite films as a kiddy
the badger without fail scared the shit out of me.. more so than the dog..

that and all the fucking messed up blood soaked field tractor raveging.

proper kids films... give me blood soaked fields over saccarine soaked shit anyday
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
LET'S MAKE A HORDE


2 is a horde, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# If anyone says it's not a horde
they'll be bitten by sharp rabbitty teef!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# it's not a horde
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Go get him Fluffles!
*hop*
*hop*
*hop*
*GNAWS*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Oh, and here's slightly trippy bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# is this just before the explosion at the nuclear power plant that turned it into a zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# You'll like the next one if that's what you think ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# does it have to be a bunny?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# you draw many scary things that scare me because they are scary
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# nicely
on an unrelated note, is it just me or is there something inherently funny about this link?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fictional_donkeys
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# yes.
what is of concern is that the list may be sometimes out of date.

this means that there is a secret breeding program for fictional donkeys that the editors of that page are unable to keep up with.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# yes
hence it was newslettered.
(IPFreely, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i obviously havent been paying
enough attention
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# AAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!
IT'S ON ME!! IT'S ON ME!! GET IT OFF!!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# are you?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# clickity clickity goo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I want the one with the biggest eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# and then you're going to try and make the eyes bigger by buggering them?
also known as using the deform tool
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I vote yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# bugger them with my deformed tool?
hmm, sounds like fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# UDDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Laughter followed by :(
Good work Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *Flees from the mockery, ashamed*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# nice last.fm profile
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Thank you muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ahhh
it's only shame if

erm

no, I don't understand?

shame? what's that?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# it's what your parents feel every time you talk.
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER!
ZING-DAAAANG *POP* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E E Z ZZ Z EE *THUD*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# awwwwww
they all look so tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ah shit, let's just throw them all into a pot!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# this ^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hehhehehehehee
mind tricks dona' work on me, ooonnlly moneyz :D

edit : bunniez
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Bored of C'mas stuff. Here's a bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# nice bunny is nice!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# oh hello little AAGH MY HAND!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# BIG...POINTY...TEETH...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# NICE PLUMP RABBIT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# BOK BOK BOK BOING!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# that's how you know it's cooked
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oops.
vomits
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# don't forget to bucket that
and feed it to poor hungry orphans! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# This one's drowning> \o/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/.'.\~~~~
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# silly bucket! adjust your pitch/yaw/roll immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That's no bucket! It's an orphan!
Point and laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# "HEY ORPHAN BUCKET, I GOT YOUR MOMMY BUCKET HERE, SHE'S VERY SAD"
"BECAUSE SHE HATES YOU, AND SHE ISN'T EVEN REAL, SO THAT'S FUNNY TOO"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You just don't know when to stop, do you?
Apologise to that orphan's mother. Right now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# right, I'll apologise in the traditional country style
*unzips*

OH YEAH APOLOGIES ARE FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# and has a three pin plug socket for a body...
it is proper fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I lose more buckets at sea due to being in violation of IEEE wiring regulations
than for any other reason
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That's his willy and feets!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# SALSA COOKIES
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# BOSSA NOVA OATCAKES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Nnnnice.
My brother wanted me to draw it on fire, but I just couldn't. Didn't have time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# there's always time for a bit of pyro innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# it is hard to gather gasoline and matches as well as get to your computer and open your imaging software
striking matches with one hand is always a challenge too.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# you don't keep all that stuff at the ready?
what if there's a sudden riot? these are difficult economic times, it could happen at any moment

always have
1. source of fire
2. camera
3. image processing software at the ready to make amusing pictures of burning mayhem

fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I have to insist on a
fire exit zone from my desk to the fridge.
In the event of an inferno there must be no obstacles or trip hazards that prevent me getting to my beer in a timely fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# some kind of heavy pneumatic "gaping hole in .5 seconds" type of aparatus perhaps?
oo, that'd be fun to make :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# it is all about the pully systems
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# no pulleys here, one shot decompression/multiple rams
yeah, should make a nice exit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# goats never make a nice exit
it's all horns, bleating and excrement.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# when you realease several tonnes of CO2 into them they'll make a nice exit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# deodorants is cheapers than gazle lean
but only good for isolated burnings. or explosions if left on for too long and the flame gets inside. aaah.. misspent youth.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# a full tin of wd-40 or similar is quite spectacular
tho the base of the can will shoot off at about 200mph glowing brightly in the night sky :D

so make sure it doesn't go flying towards yourself, remember kids, don't try this at home, and if you do, it's youtube material

:D

oh yeah, 20 foot mushroom cloud, not too bad
edit: of mostly fire
edit2: though being on a bonfire to startwith probably helped
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I have lost count of the times I spent in woods with
fires roaring, throwing Asbestos, (from farm building roofs ) Aerosols, (liberated from the neighbour's bins) and shotgun cartridges ( liberated from the gun cabinet ) onto said fires ( often at the same time ) just to wait with glee, behind the flimsiest of hastily constructed barricades ( usually no more than 10 feet from the fire ) for the expansion and ricocheting of shrapnel.
I wonder how I made it through my childhood, let alone the stuff that came after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yeah, seriously I wonder about that sometimes
how are some of us actually alive into adulthood

and plus when you are a kid you aren't always aware that some folk are outright batshit insane

still, fun eh :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ...and now I'm the granddad
and what else would I give my grandson other than wethers corrosive materials and explosives.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# heh
ahh, in ye grandads day it was worse

you'd get a bag of "OLD BASALTS BASALT CHEWS" and you'd run around in a forest beating the shit out of eachother with rusty iron pipes you'd found at the closed chemical factory while on fire and leaving a trail of broken teeth

kids these days!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# another favourite
was to get up the banks of this bridge and then into the girders under the bridge deck and work your way to the centre. We'd watch for ships and spit on them but the real reason we were there was to wait for the trains to go over as we hung on for dear life.
On the right we hung a rope 'Tarzan' from about the centre and if you backed up high enough on the soil bank you were almost assured of slamming into the brick support pillar to the great cries and admiration of your pals.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
now that's lethal

unfortunately (or fortunately maybe) the design and location of the railway bridge in town precludes this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# grim persistance and a fine set of teeth.
that, at least, was my method...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I always do and a spare buddah, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# A rabbit is escaping from the top.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The rabbit of Hades.
Hellbunny.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Indeed;
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# So we set fire to buddah and depict him being agressively facesat* by a bunny.
Lets hope that reincarnation thing isn't true.



*facesitting (Don't google) is normally bad unless Nigella Lawson is involved.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# SIT ON MY FACE
AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I'll sit on your face and say that I love you too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *steals*
*subverts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Awww loves teh cute fluff spheroid.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# it's white.
snow's white.
snow's christmasy.
bunny is christmasy... fail.

*nice bunny though :P*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Damn you and your infallible logic!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# it will cunt you in your brain fuck everytime
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# O HAI FALSE SYLLOGISM
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# all lorries are yellow damnit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# even the lorries in new york?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# no,
they float and have no colour.

they also sneeze pain.

theres is a sad existence.

EDIT: ahahahahaha! accidental haku for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ahem
5
7
5

and allusion to a season :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# bah
reverse haku.

and usually.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# bah!
I just had an ersatz sunday dinner out of mostly frozen crap and leftovers

it was wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I had a ice cold beer in a steamy hot bath
I felt all lovely and white trash.

nbeer is just abou gone now.. next port of call is dog walked then pots.. then the drawingz of a potentially blasphemous comicses.

huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
AS SOON AS CHRISTMAS IS OVER, YOU START SEEING EASTER STUFF EVERYWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# delightful
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# bunnybunnybunnybunnybunny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Bunnies - not to be messed with:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# buns of steel!
'kills self'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Following a theme, after the DS idea fell flat, George wasn't having the best Christmas,

but nevermind, he'll fix it in post. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
I love these.
Why hasn't monkeon's been FPd yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Damn well should, man I giggled!
Gave me alsorts of ideas too, you could completely subvert the compo with it, hell for all we know he doesn't even look like this, he could be completely CGI!

Would explain the weird neck...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hahah this is very true!
He could BE Boss Nass.
Edit: I'm doing a vector of a car and I'm bored already; this is it so far.
GUESS THAT CAR!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Rolls royce
next
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Blast.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# That's DAVE's CAR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Rolls Royce Phantom
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Indeed.
I'm trying out gradient meshing with it, and it's not going well. :[
I would like to do it justice.
Edit: Meh, I'll just do it in Photoshop. I need to learn the basics of Illustrator first I think.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# to paraphrase Ichi the Killer
if he was completely CG why on earth would he choose to look like that..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Maybe that's just his taste?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# this is true..
I have often wanted a neck that makes me look like a the giant insect wearing a costume of a human a la men in black.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hahah, do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# No*
*extend o for as long as necessary to make it clear that it does in fact mean yes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Is there a sheepish grin involved?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# unfortunately not
I take my sarcasm dry with a pinch of irony... and seemingly a massive dose of pretention
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I read that as "massive dose of penetration" and got a little excited.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# sarcastic penetration.
Oh that feels sooooo good.


strangely I am awash with nostalgia..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
nostalgiasailor group bukkake detonation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# it is a suprisingly easy typo to make
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# eugh im not sure i can make a watto lucas but here is my effort
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# well now you two have pointed it out
i've clicked it

maybe my vote will make the difference...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha
:) you missed out on a prime beatie opportunity though.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Darn yes! :D
*edit* Corrected! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# yay !!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# based on a true story i hear ;)
nice work - and nicely beattied
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# in a galaxy far far away?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
One does wonder about his house
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Have a gayness:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Why is it always gay in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like using the term gay as a verb: "Oh gay off." "It's gayed up the whole system" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# because
www.yourallgay.com/

obviously
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# My ringtone:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# i wish i could do that
but my old phone doesn't do bluetooth/ray whatever it's called and such, and i don't have the copper string to join it up to the computer, so i'm buggered. the fact that i never use the bloody thing anyway is neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Worth getting.
Means you can back up all your numbers in the event of phone loss.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# i've got a book for that
and a pen, bloody marvellous things, also lots of bits of rizla pack with numbers on
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# old school ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I was very impressed with our new car
which is a very basic model town car. When you get in it automatically pairs itslf with your phone ( after an initial 1 minute setup the very first time ) downloads the phonebook to the car and switches all the functions over to the steering wheel. She will even read a text out to you when it arrives like she's some sexy, female darth vader.
My BMW does not even do it all that simply ( or it might, but after using I-drive for 4 years I've still not got a clue what half of it does )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# you are such a bloody gadget boy
i'm only pleased you're old and smart enough to be able to function when it all goes horribly wrong. i'm content in the knowledge that you'll have a yankee screwdriver and swiss army knife stashed somewhere for emergencies.

edit/ and a decent hammer of course
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# behind the wheel all I'm thinking is "DON'T EXPLODE, BRAKES, FUCKING WORK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WORK, OK, THIS IS A HILL, LET'S GET UP THIS HILL, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EXPLODE"
yeah.. I have owned the finest of machinery in my time :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i'm one of lifes, the fewer moving parts and wires it's got the happier i am, types
Luddite i think is another name for it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hey let's not slag me off too much.
I've owned a number of Triumph Vitesse's ( Mk1 and Mk 2 ) even had a Spitfire Mk 4 which I threw a 2.0ltr straight six from a Vitesse into ( had to buy a Le Mans hood for that ). I've had Vincent Hurricane. Any number of Mk1 Escorts, the finest being my Mexico and one cobbled together from lots of things based around a boxer engine which was made for stage 3 rallying. I've had a couple of Old Rovers, I had a Daimler Sovereign ( 1975 V12 ) and a V12 Jag XJS ( but they have more moving parts than a million clocks )
I also had a Laverda Jota.
I'm not always about the modern tech you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oops ignore my previous post
i mean no offence at all sir, you just remind me ( without having met you or really knowing anything about you really) of one of my dearest chums, bloody gadgets, if it's chrome or black with buttons he's like a magpie. he doesn't have your artistic talents though or come to that a practical bone in his body.

*tries desperately to dig himself out of deepening chasm.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# haha, no worries.
I am a gadget freak. I buy gadgets that barely ever leave the box. I have so much useless stuff it's crazy. Plus I can never throw anything away. Sitting here in my office I can see 6 video cards, 4 DVD players, a box full of processors and 3 motherboards without turning around. I replace the guts of my PCs at the rate of at least one new part a month and probably recycle my main one every 4-6 months. They keep bringing out new things and I get to thinking it looks better on paper so off I go to ebuyer.
I am about to change my phone from the trusty old HTC Universal which has served me well and that's going to be a momentous decision. It will not be an I phone of any description. I still am perplexed at the popularity of a phone that does some of the things that my phone was doing 3-4 years ago and then still falls short of many of my phones functions.

Don't worry. There are certain people on here that have dispensation and will never appear in my 'bad books'. You are one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# phew!!
i can well do without another internet nutter coming to get me, i know you have access to plant and burly fellows who'd happily add me to the mix in the footings of their next bijoux extension :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha.
Being a gadget boy I've long ago discarded the yankee and SWK. I do of course have my trusty Leatherman on me at all times.
To be fair we ordered no frills on the car as it's little more than a shopping trolley and has replaced her 2 seater which was no longer practical. The Salesman mentioned it had 'bluetooth' but I took no notice, figuring that it was little more than a way to have your calls hand free as in most modern cars. This however is a lot more and I like it. I can plug any music device into it as it has a usb port in the glove box. It runs on windows so almost everything is supported including i-pod ( if I were daft enough to let someone inside with one of those things ) and video devices and every bit of it, phone, radio, cd, player, mp3 player, external video device etc. works from voice control or 6 buttons on the steering wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i'll wager the price of a cuppa that you'll have something plugged into every last one of those
ports, sockets and holes before the month is out, then you'll upgrade them all for even more complex/better ones,you're incorrigible :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# have a satnav battle
install 4 different satnavs and try and follow the multiple different directions to the same place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Ah my daily dose!
That helps me get through life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yays
Obviously no rain for fairy lights/ H&S resons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Absolutely.
I wouldn't want someone hurting themselves and suing me!

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Is a gayness something you find in a gayloch?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# This is lovely and cheery
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# GAY ANGEL RIDING MOTORBIKE AT HEAVY ROCK CONCERT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# white helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# GAY ANGEL WHITE HELMET
now there's an interesting kung fu movie if ever there was one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# That's lovely!
You can't even see the crease where it was folded in half. Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Film Cheat Sheet
I hope some of you will find this useful, I've put together a Film Cheat Sheet which, if filled out correctly, should keep your partner silent during a film, click the pic to download the full version

Photobucket

I'm really hoping with the help of imdb.com and this that I can watch the Dark Knight on Blu-Ray in peace, wish me luck!

(edit - hosting fixed!)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# A-hahahaha!
Hilarity. So, so true. *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
If that's not a reason for getting a mail order bride I don't know what is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# THEY LOVE YOU LONGTIME ALSO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# just an idea
how about saving it as a gif or jpg and hosting it as per.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i don't know how to save it as a gif, i'm using open office and my monitor isn't big enough to show the whole file to do a screen dump
man i wish there was a photobucket equivalent for documents!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# there's a few, but none that don't piss about with a ton of advertising or something
you could try a really cheap hack:
print the thing to a pdf or postscript file and open it in gimp

sex me baby!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# thanks for the tips chap, it's fixed now :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ther ya go
www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/cheatsheet.gif

Opened Word.
Viewed in full screen mode.
Made screenshot.
Opened tattyshop.
Cropped.
Save for web/gif.
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# HA I'M ABOVE YOU SO I DID IT FIRST!
(damn once again I have wasted my time being nice, well never again I tell you)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# We both know that's not true
In both cases.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# read the bottom one in a stewie griffin voice.
It's funny that way.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You could read anything in a Stewie voice and It'd be funny:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# did you see this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLt73xSJlAM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# haha I watched the quagmire one
heh heh...alright
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i did that too! thanks for doing that though, and thanks all for the advice, it's fixed now!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# The file or the missus?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# there's no fixing some things....
is trying to be diplomatic cos mrs sock comes here from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Have you filled one out for the film already?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# her indoors isn't back until tomorrow evening so i'm going to do it at work tomorrow
i doubt any pcs will need fixing with no bugger in
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# this is good for taking whole page screen grabs of websites/pages
saves them as jpg or png, always assuming your using firefox

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search?q=abduction&cat=all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You tried Crome yet?
Meant to be good but it's made by google so I'm a lil iffy about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I believe it isn't worth the hype the beta* release wasn't
the full thing out now is it?

*edit fuck this place is getting to me. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# no mate
i'm not sure if it will make a difference, i'm also having to stick with firefox 2. whatever as half my addons won't work in 3.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I'd suggest
that you go for 3 now. Seriously, I'm not a browser snob but if you want to use FF ten why use the clunky old one that grinds your machine to a halt with memory leakage?
Most of the addons that are still supported have been updated and the majority that have not have been abandoned.
Simple answer is to tweak the paths and install them both.
I have Chrome too, it's pretty weak but as with all things just because software does the same job there is no need to restrict yourself to one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# cheers for the sagely advise once again
i'll give it another go and maybe try replacing a couple of addons that it does support, i just get a bit set in my ways sometimes and if it ain't broke i tend not to fix it. to be honest a few .somethings of a second in speed really make no difference to me. the security issues do concern me more i must admit but only a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I did mean to give you a link and
make the process easy.

www.troyrutter.com/2008/06/18/firefox-2-and-3-living-together-in-harmony.html

When I talk about memory leakage I'm not talking about speed so much as it sitting there and just chipping away at your memory and 'losing it' instead of giving it back to your system to re-use. This can get so bad that your system will just begin to stop functioning when it has the pagefile full and no RAM to access. For all the talk this was never truly fixed in FF2 and was there from the start. It's not actually perfect in FF3 and if you want to avoid it you need to go back to IE7 or Opera. I use FF for no other reason than adblock. If that was a free, 3rd party addon for IE I'd go back in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# that looks good, i think
i feel a few hours cursing my ineptitude and shouting at my computer coming on.

cheers again sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# "clunky old one that grinds your machine to a halt with memory leakage"
I sense Daz Syndrome in this post.


i.e. Actually, that one we said was teh bestest evar before was shit after all. We didn't want to say nuffink cos the new one's coming out and that one really is good.

Until v4 comes out

All browsers have issues innit.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it's beta in the very real sense of it
plus it probably channels the NSA into your brian or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# There is nothing wrong with 4shared.
They might make you go the extra click ot 3 to get a file but at the end of the day it's free hosting, they have little in the way of limits and they don't give a hoot what you put up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# oh yeah, i mean the limit is 5gb which is more than generous, i was just hoping to find something i could link directly to
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Your signature left me numbed when I checked it out
they let children on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# mate
bloody funny, luther blissett threw his toys out of pram big time, much hilarity ensued, then went onto talk and did the same which was brutal as you see. then came back as 'god save the queen.' to teach me a lesson, which would appear to have failed. his myspace account is now invite only, bit late for that though, i'm fully stocked with images, although i will resist the temptation, i'm far too nice really.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# the link to his myspace seems to have vanished.
is he a suicidal 12 yo?

(hahah psychedelic luther)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# he did call me a cock after all
www.myspace.com/lutherblissett

no hard feelings you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah
"Luther Blissett will write anything funny for money"

Oh the irony! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I was not around
for any of this nonsense because after all, b3ta is becoming a place for 4chan rejects and emo kids so I'm weaning myself off.
But I must say that this child has surpassed many an emotional firecracker that we've had here in the past.
He should have asked me for advice. It's usually a good idea to get out of your 'L'-plates and maybe learn some photoshop basics before you start parading yourself around b3ta like Lord Cunt.
Not that I'd have helped him, I'd just have reminded him the position was already filled.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# where were you in my hour of need?
although i must say i didn't say a word against the guy very much it was riverghost wot dun it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I did not see any of the accusations
so I can only assume that he was engaged in conversation with one of the other micro-brains on my ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# no, don't you be pissing off
fucking hell, he's 32

christ, what a flid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I think i'm 28 according to facebook
I never registered a myspace, but on my youtube account I think I'm over 70
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# heh, why do folks like about their age on the net, man
if folk are over 21 and aren't in a band that kk's drawn they are most unlikely to be "cool" anyway

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I just don't see that they really need a birthdate
It's all for demographic stuff and they've got probably enough bad data for the it to be unreliable and facebook, because I set my birthday to a close leapyear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# yeah, they are probably just having stuff checked with various paranoid agencies now
no doubt there'll be a new crime of entering your details wrongly on a website before long
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha, this isn't even funny trolling ie being a twat for ammusement
he seems to be serious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I guess his mommy don't love him
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I've just been reading through his recent posts
I don't think he's got the hang of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# he doesn't seem to have got the hang of potty training
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# you should have seen the myspace page
utter chaos, dr dyslexia on acid.

i'll say no more because i don't like internet bullies, he was funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# his head appears to be so far up his arse that he's getting sunburn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I doubt anyone could have foreseen
the internet could be such a way of making a prat out of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# my only regret was a few more 'regulars' weren't here to see it
on a normal weekday it would have been complete carnage, we live in hope for the future though.

i'm not bitter and twisted at all, but he did call me a cock,a thief and his lover when all is said and done
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# you cock tiefing lover lover!
that's gotta be a reggae song, mon :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I might cobble together
a hip hop tune as I've been meaning to see what I can do with my new mic and the same software that they use on that Akorn guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha go for it man
I'm sure it'll be treated as a musical masterpiece and nobody'll take the piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# 1 roll of gaffa tape
should keep your partner quiet in the next room while you watch your movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I beleive I still have a top ten entry on a roadie website for the uses of gaffa tape.
For a game of gaffa testicles for nonpaying venue promoters:P

*manhugs for the correct spelling of gaffa*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i do not like your .doc format.
although the device could be useful, can I borrow your wife?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# handy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Should keep them guessing during the Seven Samurai
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I don't have to worry about keeping my partner silent
any programme over 29 minutes in length immediately sends her to sleep :)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Haha that's lovely!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# yay
santa got the tractor beem down

edit : question of sport has gone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# They let him go.
It's the only explanation.


Arf and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Well that redefines Santa's grotto and his little elves
Woo Manic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# how goes it fella
can you get your shoes on yet? also forgot to ask, what did you drop on it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# By the silence
I'm guessing his keyboard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
or one of those huge camera lenses he's just got
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ooer missus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Actually intercepting the camera from hitting the floor
with one of the lenses on it. Seemed like a small sacrifice, subsequent pain or no pain

I've got the shoes back on though, and am hobbling around :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ah I fall foul of that.
Except you're meant to get the foot high enough to decelerate the drop with out injury:P

EDIT: You got any tiger barm (I'm presuming it's not borken)?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# what you need is ointment.
ointment, that's what you need when your head's cut off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Tiger balm rules
people spend a fortune on pain killers and heat pads and it does the work of both really quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# what really works is...
au.youtube.com/watch?v=SjdmZLnfEuE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Essence of Scot?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# LET ME THRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AHM AN AAAAAAAARROMATHERIPIST!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# It happened very suddenly in quite a crowded room
and I was only in my socks, more instinct then anything else; my foot seemed to jerk out to catch it. The only thing that was broken was my big toe, or as they refer to it in A&E, 'Great toe'

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Yays you officially have great toes!
The big toe is the bitch to break. The smaller (or I'm guessing they'd call lesser) toes get broken regularly, it hurts when it happens but you never suspect they're broken.
That why wimmin that wear high heels all the fire have weird pointing minidigits.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# you take your foot off the ground
otherwise you break your toe, trust me, I know.

More helpful advice, albeit after the fact from,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i knew it
kodak instamatic ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hah
Or keep very expensive gear out of reach of lots of wobbly inebriated people
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
silly sod, no one likes a show off
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Harsh mate
I didn't exactly offer to bring it out, just lots of "lets see this camera then"

Sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yeh yeh yeh
i feel guilty because i really can't help but chuckle, i do sincerely hope it mend soon though, we have pussies to snap.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# That we most certainly do
I'm hoping I have mastered hobbling enough towards the end of the week, any pain should simply dissipate when we meet those two
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Not a kodak moment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i've done that before
and been accused of kicking whatever it was :(
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I hear JJ has recently been to australia
so nut-urally i wanted to introduce a sound of music theme to my
skwirrilization this morning. wont be many more of these I promised myself.



Click for bigger (27KB)
www.b3ta.com/board/9052933 - more action skwirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# swiss made!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# The Sound of Music isn't Australian
it's Austrian.

Nice squirrel with tits there.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hangon hangon. I've got Ray Meagher and Kylie signed up
I'm hoping to get Rolf, Jason Donovan and Richie Benaud to play some of the kids...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *ripples*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *cascades*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *boags*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I think you've just been had miss
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# shouldn't there have been a wobble board?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# yeah
there is one but you cant see it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh a tuneful nutty cludge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# wobble board you say
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# three legs?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# oh for fucks sake.
au.youtube.com/watch?v=KJleJbn9G6Y
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# and just for chrissie
au.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSsffF2xhA&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# awww thats lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# oh yes, yes, yes
twice, i have both of those wonderful tunes on assorted vinyl
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I have to pilfer them from the interwebs
but i think rolf would be great to see live.

re sig: I wonder which regular he is
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i have
twice no less, and yes he's brilliant.

two little boys brought a tear to many an eye
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# aw. I haven't :(
Although I think I saw the wiggles
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# first time (at uni, he headlined our christmas gig, he's the only reason i actually went) i even took my stylaphone
wanted it signed but his minders wouldn't let me near him, bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hehehe
just found out it seems you can still buy new stylaphones
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# mines an old one
boxed, instructions and demo floppy vinyl record.
one day it'll be worth nearly the price of a pouch of tobacco.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I have one of these too, with the extras.
I was looking at one of the new ones in a shop before Xmas and I swear they are about half an inch smaller all round.

Everything's getting downsized, dammit. It all started with Wagon Wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# My granddad was highly pissed off when his weekly waggonwheel treat
shrunk to a barrowwheel some time in the fifties. never had them again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# aaaw. How rude!
I've ssen him at Glosto a couple of times with his rinestone ROLF bikers jacket. Filled up the mainstage boths times.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# the guy's a legend
other time was at womad, did the main stage then one of the big tops
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Did we him one out of the Holy Window of Earls Court Road.
Took him about 15 minutes to walk from the vege stall opposite to the station a hundred meters away. He stopped and chatted with the guys from both stalls, bought some veges and flowers off them. After that be stopped to chat with people who wanted to and had photos taken with them.
I actually knew his tour manager for his warm up tour about 10 years ago and he was still dropping e's before the gigs then. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# jeg the peg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# tweedel deedle dum!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I can just see that
cheerfull cockney sliding down the chimchiminy
excellent shoppage there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# mate you need some more sleep, rolf wasn't in mary poppins
and kylie wasn't in the sound of music (more's the pity) although i feel a shop coming on.

also,
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# HAZAA!!!
edit : bloody hell I'm 8th I need to calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *spluff*
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Asbolina has a ready answer for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Is she watching the footie behind there? It sounds like Luton's about to score.

EDIT: Arseburgers! Sodding working at Chrimbo lilarky. I'm one on the statsboard again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Luton? That's a funny name for a piano teacher.
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Piano Teacher?
That's a funny name for a football team!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# living near luton
i've heard worse names,
cunt, purjit. white infadel shall i go on?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Please do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# if you insist
satans whore
god fearing bible basher
wanker
and hooker (it would offend me if it wasn't my surname)
oh if i include my daughter
rat bag daddy
dead daddy
gay dad
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# go on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# i would but....
my mind's gone blank
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Awww
quitter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# if only
i blame no sleep and mrs hooker1uk trying her best not to go into labour at 24 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Oooo good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hopefully the
hospital slapped some superglue up there, april isn't too long away.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# stats board?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# YEs.
I assume this is play on the fact that everytime someone mentions it someone asks?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# sort of
but I also lost the link
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# It's lucky I copied it when I visited then, as someone always for the link:P
stats
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# you could have waited till i switched on my speakers
:/ I think you mixed it up with these stats hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I checked then followed:P
Can they actually do a site without horse references?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I hope not
I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Best of all wizards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I do so love 'rat bag'.
And satan's whore lives in my building.
Nice old lady, smells of brimstone tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# rat bag is good
And so is toerag.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Do Luton EVER score?
*checks tables*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# not much
but they make west ham look good
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Oi!
Steady on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# you a lutonian
or a west ham fan?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# West Ham.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# niether
no time for footy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I support the ball. It's great as if you're in the pub you can shout FOUL everytime someone kicks it
but you can piss people off by betting them that it'll score as many oals as both teams put togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Yes, I can see how that could annoy people...
those die-hard footy fans don't like it up 'em ;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Some secretly do
but don't want to be shunned by their mates:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# as an avid yid i have to concur
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus Christ See, i told you i'd be back, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# am i gonna get bumraped into next week
*prepares xtube feed and lube*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# only if you've been good
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus Christ See, i told you i'd be back, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# oh baby
*ready for hard sexing*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah.
But they have to pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hence there constantly in administraton
(freinds with some of the fans who bought them out)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I hear it cost them one week's pocket money.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# wowsers
one and sixpence goes a long way
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yes and still a shiny tuppence to spend on a sherbet dip!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Alan Carr is an ass
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Haha
I used to hate him but he's strangely grown on my.
Did anyone see Bring back Fame last night?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# riverghost
loves me for as long as he keeps stealing my sig :)
(there she blows minty biscuit, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# heh
I don't think rg can hear you if your on ignore
how are ya this fine day sir? hope your well
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# wow!
it's you! :O
(there she blows minty biscuit, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I think he's more of a twat than an ass
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# A twass, maybe.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i love him.
can i have him?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yes
Please take him away from me.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Didn't you mean out of not away from?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Yes, I did.
He is a rapist donkey.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# So not all bad then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Well, depends on your outlook.
You don't get quite what you would with a donkey or an Alan Carr, but you get a good deal.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Were you saying he raped donkeys
Or that he was a ddonkey that raped?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# The latter.
Also, why are you saying was? He's still here. He's watching me type this. Get off me, Alan.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# That's what I thought you meant. That's fine
Raping a donkey though, that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Tell me about it.
What sicko would do that?
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Joseph:p
The threat of him standing behind it was the only reason they got to Bethlehem as soon as they did!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# it's all lies
www.channel4.com/video/brandless-catchup.jsp?vodBrand=decoding-the-nativity
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I'm still to watch that.
And I know it's lies!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
now that i could believe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Probably answers a few questions for the creationists as well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# that manip is just tooooooo
friggin' funny!
(Thanks for the source pic)
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Hee haaaaaw
I like him. He's better than that hairy one, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They smell better on the inside
(MonkeyFuzz, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Mmm Luke stuffing
Woo and ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# 'ning riv.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# 'ning teh Tah'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I'm sure I said something like that just the other day.
www.b3ta.com/board/9050317#post9050337

Like your scale(smaller man) and background choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Oooooppps
So you did. Same pic of Luke and everything. Sorry about that. Think of it as a tribute picture.
(MonkeyFuzz, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# You shall be a laughing stock!
MWAHAHAHHAHA!
A laughing stock it let you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# The mindpiss is strong in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# ooo pichards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Always happens by the middle of a Challenge.
Source image pool is often too tempting (and shallow) not to reuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# He did it on purpose dammit!
He wanted to make us cry!

:'(~~~~~~

He would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for us darned pesky kids!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Deliberate Plagiarism
*Pulls off Monkeyfuzz mask to reveal...Dr Raj Persaud!*
" And I would've got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
(MonkeyFuzz, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *Pulls off riverghost mask to reveal...Gary Glitter*
" And I would've got away with it if it wasn't for the kid meddlings!"
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I knew that WoW thing you were going on about was sinister...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# the jealously is strong in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i'm telling luther
or whatever he's calling himself today, he's the plagiarism police.

see sig for details
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Still oopsadaisy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hehehehe!
'ning /board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# 'ningles queen saver.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# greetings oh lanky one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)
# that's no moon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# I'm bored
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# that's odd me too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# chevron!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# where is everyone
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Making a snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# HA! you cannot destroy my chevron for i have preserved it!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# The things people do when they're bored.

Me, I roast peas. Might make a new one a little later tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# the alternative is writing code.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Yeah, yeah... yeah.
Just closed Xcode for the eve. Taters are boiled BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# *shudder*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Back.
Again, yeah. Can't use the editor, compilers bite with its
overhead, and breaks every human interface guideline
Apple has ever written.
Library and framework management is main use I have
for it when you get down to it. Still, I've used worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# i avoid rad horrible user interaction stuff all together
vim + g fortran (or gcc if I ever get around to making it work and learning it properly) ftw...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# HAHA!
Engineering wankers! Got it easy.
Try getting fags and scene-girls
to use your apps, then where
will you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# It's far far far worse.
I'm a mathematician.

So whiney honours/undergrad students steal my programs and they're all straight males that never deliever on their promises of free beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# It's a space station
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# nice
bouncy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hehe
lovely - boing boing boing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Indeed, yay to Boing Stars


Woo Bela Lugosi's Dad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ning BLD!
how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Just noticed I did not say woo to that in the thread.
Boi-woo-ng!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Oooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)
# hey chris...
xkcd.com/272/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I've thought about it for ages, but I do kind of like Vista, for all its issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# so your thinking of linux, while doing it with windows?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Hehehehe
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I think this is all of us, at some point or another.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 6:26, archived)
# He loves Professor Yaffle?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I am posting something bad.
It is on your computer, now that you have read this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I feel dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# "Roaming"
"Roaming on the drive"

sounds like there's a bit of country and western going on there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 7:55, archived)
# i once used AVG
for about a day. before i punched it in the face.

NOD32 really is the bee's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 7:55, archived)
# Virus scanners can be a system hog
but AVG is a fucking alabama hogfest and slaughter-o-thon on crack

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 7:57, archived)
# norton is the megahitler-monster-super snotter
whilst free-baseing heroin
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:00, archived)
# ah, that just means its enterprisey
you should give them more money

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Careful now.
Giving them money will only get
you synergized in your stake holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:06, archived)
# We do have to leverage these assets in order to proactively create facilitatively acceptable deliverables
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Good to see we're on the same page here.
Although he is getting tired and more than a little damp.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
# aren't we all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# well, it's all relative to the tonal height (high, medium, low) of
unintelligible sentences spoken by a trained female speaker of German with three prosodic contours: happy, angry, and neutral. The results confirm the activation of a bilateral fronto-striato-temporal network with no clear right hemispheric preference for emotional prosodic processing.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:30, archived)
# have you considered saying this at a directors meeting, and charging $500,000 for each occasion that you do it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# i often have to
unfortunately the remuneration is not in the region previously discussed :(
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
# try and sneak in adding or removing a triangle from the corporate logo
that on it's own is worth $500,000 :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:38, archived)
# i did think about red-framed glasses & a pony tail
but that would be too original
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# a goatee
and a more expensive suit than everyone else

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)
# chevron!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I favour System Mechanic Professional.
The professional version is really worth it even if you're not a computer savvy person as it optimisation tools and security tools an great.

EDIT: Nicely shopped. Obviously this is how it originally looked on your computer.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Meh. I was of the oppinion that System Mechanic WAS good back at version 4/5
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You mean better as you could reinstall the trial:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# i am just a dirty person NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/c61877337bd7c8bb7536/pornprincess1.gif
NSFW
but contains no actual nudity
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Waste? Incest, surely?
Always would, still would, and it might be a good idea to burn her.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)
# How could it possibly be a good idea to burn her?....I have just discovered how utterly and impossibly sexte she is(edit)/was
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Was about to edit that to 'cremate'
to be more clear about my intentions. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# I'd still try and shag her even if she was powder in an urn...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# ^this
i would add liquid and make leia soup.

*i'm so drunk i think i gonna gip


*goes to get bowl and starts to feel sorry for self
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# try and visualise and imagine the smell of
runny dog shit on your shoe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 5:16, archived)
# missing a vowel ?
creAm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# finally my storm trooper costume may come in handy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaawd rest ye
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Arf!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Arf!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# holy fuck, a barking wombat!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)
# happy b3taday
in fact; many happy b3tan returns you old reprobate!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i made boner cash.
the clerks in my town have loved it so far.
(ev1lpoptart is known to contain at least 24 carcinogens, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# YOU FUCKING CAN FUCKING MAKE FUCKING SERIOUS FUCKING MONEY SELLING FUCKING DIK TO FUCKING NEAR FUCKING ANYONE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# You're sucking off clerks in your town for money?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# ^This...?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Congratulations!
You've failed!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I had this card as a kid:
www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/albums/funnypics_sexy/normal_boner.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
# *hold up rifle and barks madly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# that microcunt is playing stinkfinger.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)

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