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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

Ahahahahhaha

Top!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Best thing I've seen today.

/has just got up

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

hahaha

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

Ahahahahahahahaha!

ferpect!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hahaha

spankastic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

excellent work :)

*clicks*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)

I hope Darth kept the receipt!

Excellent work.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

genunine big belly laugh old chap

ha ha ha ha brilliant.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

This explains so much!

Hurrah!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

Excellent

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

haha! Nicely done :)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brilliant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

Hahaha

Absolute genius

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

You clever fucker. Nice work.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

Excellent mate

Hope you had a good Chrimbo

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

cheers fella :)

yeah, not too bad thanks, and the same to you and yours :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)

FANTASTICALNESS!!!

The absolute geniusness of this has lured me out from a good lurk - top comedywork Archie!! :D
FP THIS NOW!!

*clickens**clickies**enclickerises*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)

hahahaha

top shop!

or did he knit it himself?

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)

haha - nice

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)

Looks like a street in Japan

your picture.

(Raspoutine, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)

I think it is

Big mistake inviting Brian to an earthquake zone.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)

Excellent!

Top shopping too

*enclickens*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)

Pffft!

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

nicely

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)

Anti Santa Propaganda

I believe my ticket to Hull is now in the post

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

I prefer your anti empire pic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

Still

need to work on that picture, it could be a lot better

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

Check out this lovely Star Splode on deviantArt

May actually be ~~accretion disk~~ Edit: in fact galaxy

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

Thats pretty ace that is!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

hangon, what actual post processing has been done there?

images of that thing (can't remember what it is, I tend to avoid astrophysics) have been around for ages

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

Not a clue, I just think it's pretty.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

ah!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

Upon further examinings

It's the Sombrero Galaxy, senor.

I keel you!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)

meh, it's mostly gas

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

hum yes ticket to hull

People tend not to like shops of this pic and the pic of the napalm girl, burning monk and a few other hideous and disturbing pictures.

That said, there's nothing wrong with posting them...

meanwhile, have a chat in your threads, we won't bite you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

Thanks

for the tip - as strangly there have been lots of lego-photography pictures of the burning monk (but all look shite)

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

I remember getting into trouble in history class by writing that down in my notes as

The annual Buddist barbie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

So wrong

but so funny

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)

Yeah that not weren't exatly what the teacher thought.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)

I do!

*gums*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

arf! :)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

winning post

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

eww! sprouts

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

QUEEEEEEEEEEF!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

HAHAHAHA

But I was told girls never fart!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

I think we can finally identify the people posting on this forum!

i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-02-06_29.gif

(exercise caution, screen grab of a porn forum, text only)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

Oh my!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

by 'the people' you mean 'me' don't you

lets face it - you didn't happen across that now didja?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

no be came across it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

pffffffft

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

I have an extremely limited sense of smell, so I wouldn't be able to appreciate it.

So no not me. Don't remember how I found it, it may have been after the southpark episode though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

so how exactly did that Google search go?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

Ha!! I found out how I found it

www.b3ta.com/board/8617662

although I just did a gis on it. meh pretty tame

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

I don't think this parp was down to the sprouts.

Looks like a front bum parp to me.

Nicely done :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

well, depends what you do with the sprouts

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

saves on ping-pong balls

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

I wonder, if she used raw sprouts?

Or if she cooked them slightly to soften them.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

Needs more cigars.

Very woo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

NEKKID!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

Blame it on Salacious Crumb

The cackling little prick

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

good arse!

and a woo :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)

Stand-in Santa

Click for bigger (127KB)

This year Santa had to employ a stand-in on the sleigh

(lego, photography and photo-shoppery all in one - should hopefully please more people!)

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

too brown

GAME OVER MAN!

also: woo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

I like this greatly :)

Woo for Lego :D

Click for bigger

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

oh yeah, you get in that sausage pile oh baby.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

Silly Kebab!

It's The Pogues innit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

can't say I have seen an album cover for ages, i just usually get the mp3s

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Aaaaw he's only gone and felt all the presents!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

I want porn damnit! I AM DISPLEASED!!

;)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

a veritable bargain bucket

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

hooray

look what I just found - it be real!
imperialchicks.com/pages/images/Snowglobe.jpg

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is just terrible!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

1) why were you 'browsing' imerialchicks.com

2)Why does Darth Vader have such bed dandruff?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

I was looking for images of Hoth

and found this collection too:
www.holored.com/media/images/ep_345.htm

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

Why were you looking for images of Hoth?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

it's a Christmas surprise

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

Vewy Noice

In other news: Whato!!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

splendid!

I just saw your original on Chortleberry, not been their in ages, but your name reminded me.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

"But with the blast shield down I can't see a thing!"

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

I always thought someone should have written "please clean me"

on the helmet shield.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

Carbon scoring

is a sign of action, and therefore a macho thing to have. Luke loves the carbon scoring.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

hahaha, nice :)

/quick Q. where did you get the source for the strangled general in New Hope? (for the turkey leg/napkin image?)
I have an idea for it, but can't be arsed to take a screencap from the dvd if there is a good one out there.
cheers in advance :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

saved it to disc years ago

a copy is on its way to you

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

gentleman and scholar, sir

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

Hahahaha

dear god

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

Invading Hoth was so easy it left plenty of time for death star snowmen

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

hehe

I would have compo'd mine but it's a bit tenuous as far as Christmas is concerned.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

hehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

Everybody gets a White Christmas on Hoth

Click for bigger

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

there's nothing wrong with sprouts

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

hahaha

Why does that make me think of the Grange Hill fork sausage?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

It's a Freudian thing

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Because you're stuck in the 80's. Next

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

I found this hair on my...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

hahahahahha! brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

hehehe

someone's been a busy boy.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

ARf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

:D pfffft!

*wafts*

apologies

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

Top!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

hmm

a wookie with gas can never be good

(pancakes_n_ham, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Hahahaha

That encapsulates the horror of the Sprout rather wonderfully

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

"how's this for a sabre"

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

She doesn't look that impressed

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

No fucking under the mistletoe

Woo. I was in the supermarket earlier and cadburys are doing a bar called mistletoe kisses. Are they mad! Mistletoe is highly toxic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

compo it!

I want to do her as well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

Hah, well that's made my one effort redundant

Woo, Sir :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Very good!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

Incest is good now?

*searches for attractive 'easy' relatives* ;P

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

yours has a rather romantic charm about it

get me mills and boon on the blower.

edit/ image challenge idea ahoy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

woo 2 both

reminded me of one I left on the work bench last night - see above

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

Pffft!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

Militant Santa

This year Santa had hired some help in dealing with the kids on the naughty list.....

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

Yay, more of this!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

What?

Unshopped pictures of lego men?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

I though that's what lego.com was for:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

CLICK

me loving this!

(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

26 year old GWM huh?

*pulls on grooming pance*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

hahaha

More unshopped lego pics*

*actually some are shopped but all are bloody brilliant.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

The Beatles one is cute :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

Haha they're really good.

They'd be so much better with the cutout filter.

I fucking hate the cutout filter.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

Aha the village people one is really good!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

no one complianed when sushi did it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

Because he did it in an image challenge that Riverghost suggested

*sips tea*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

You mean the one that stipulated you didn't use a computer to make it?

*sips vimto*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

That's not vimto and you know it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

Yes I do

It Orange jews and I finished it half an hour ago. So that's two lies MWAHAHAHA and I finished it about 10 minutes ago so there's a third!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

orange jews?

i don't know any orange ones

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

try a fake tan...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Isn't David Dickinson Jewish?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

I like a good drink of orange jews!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

pffft anyway there have been more "i made a funny thing with leggo and took a picture of it"

*sips irn bru*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

That is because I rock! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

*puts piece of folded paper under one of sushi's feet*

*prods*
There ya go.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

Ah much better!

Thank you kind sir :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

*invoices*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

£200 for a bit of paper?

*phones Watchdog*

Gah! Why is Nicky Campbell so shouty?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

*goes a bundle from his premium rate line to Watchdog*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

Yes, a really good one was posted the other day aswell.

You can't really complain about it being unshopped, it probably took more time/effort then loads of shopped pictures on here.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

The thing is Riverghost

despite it not being 'Shopped or TOAPed in anyway it is still something he/she created and I applaud this use of Photography because the subject matter is fun and creative.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

I got the impression it was a found image not a created one.

THe L plante normally gives that away.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

You should run the justice system. I've got long hair and dress sloppily.

better turn myself in...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

You missed out ugly and virginal.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

yep as well as overweight and mentally unstable

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

and armed?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

I don't carry more than a penknife.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Do you take it out and do

'That's not a knife...'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

no I have a spoon for that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

I see you've played knifey-spooney before

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

hehehe

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knifey-Spoony

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

I would think it would be a very fortuitous find

for something that closely matches the Challenge Brief - but I suppose it could be someone esle's image.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

Nope

Fully photographed here in my living room - even with the four year old asking for his christmas presents back!

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

riverghost is the thing?

i knew he smelt funny but couldn't put my finger on it which, in hindsight, is probably just as well.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

I smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

Chenobal Raindrops on Roses with horse manure and mouldy Whiskas supermeat on Kittens

- perhaps?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

Yea but

M&S Chenobal Raindrops on Roses with horse manure and mouldy Whiskas supermeat on Kittens!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

*awaits slinkachu to post a thread of his pics for

Riverghost to prove his consistency* ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

408k image

It seems as the filesize has increase DD has had to increase in ratio.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

Where's that?

I thought she had been behaving herself recently....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

unhappy leggo migets!

although people would tend to prefer funny edited pictures...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

Not always,

Click for bigger

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

Is this your own photograph that you took for the compo?

if so have a woo - and if you say you did photograph it I will even click to say I like it. ;)

***why do the L-platers always post then run or simply don't answer? - Come on noob we won't hurt you - mostly***

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

He did

he posts some very nice photos on Chortleberry.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

Then I like this

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Cheers

Makes annoying the kids worth while

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mortcdz Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

hahaha

Silly TGA, everybody knows it's lights first!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

They do?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

First thing you ever learn.

Anyway everyone knows there's no trees in South Africa anyway.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

And there are no trees in the picture

Therefore, that picture was taken in South Africa!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

Ah but there's snow.

In there's no tree but snow it has to be in Slough.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

AND putting up lights is a man thing . . .

*nods*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

Yes

The MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN puts the lights on and the kiddies do the rest and at the end the MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN lifts a child up to put the fairy on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

*This reply

was sponsored by 'The International Institute For The Promotion Of Men'*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

Hello Pot!

Happy Christmas and a Happy birthday!?
sorry I've STILL not posted the disk

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hello!

I replied to you down there *points*
Not really but it was nice not to work.
How about you?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

D'Oh!

and Braw! thanks!
aww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

simple, but ace

:D

Hope you don't mind if I pea this here from late last night....

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

Hahaha

this is splendid

Lukewarm-T pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

hehe thanks :)

*lampoons*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

*is subverted*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

no need for the repost

it's on the popular page

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

no neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Gaaaaaaaah!

My mind is being warped by the origin of this phrase!!! *asplodes*

Pleese tell me from whence it came, sirrah...

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

So it is, oops!

I'm not used to people liking my stuff. I guess I'd better get in the habit of checking just in case.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Oooo I just realised you can see ignored people on the popular page.

As for some reason a complete waste of board space by Doctor Dyslexia is on there.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

oh jeaaaaaaaaaaaaalous!!!

It's probably because of the leia pic, that's why I clicked.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

Hardly

DD is a talentless waste of space.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

How anything s/he posts can get on the popular board is astonishing.

I'm surprised enough people haven't got them ignored to even see it enough times to click it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

That went through my head about 1 second ago.

I suppose you might want to see a good picture even if the person who posted it is an utter cockhead.
That however, doesn't apply to Doctor Dyslexia.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

So he is!

*clicks just to annoy Ghostie*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

MICTO!

How are ya ya grett grumpy-arse!?
nice front page!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

Hello

I noticed you called although you addressed it to Micto.
I am grumpy because I am at work.
Happy Christmas!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

hehehehehe!

nice one sir, i understand this one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

Haha yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

Pfft!

Yay for christmassy ATATs

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

Yay I like this sort of silliness

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

Heh, nice!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Hahaha

That's very good.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Very festive

I've seen these leggy K9s before but seeing that it's a compo entry I assume it's nothing to do with Dr Who :)

Has anyone here seen our Prod today? It's his birthday.
Edit: Oh I see he posted down there.
Come out, Prod. Show your face.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

He had a go at a serial RPSer earlier.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

Yes I just noticed that

I suppose it was his birthday shout :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

Hahahahaha

this is great

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

if you hang on for 5 mins, there's a belter coming up :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

(waits)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

see above...

*hopes it's a belter

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

nicely done, Archie

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

Heh brilliant

Woo Mr Archie

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

Tinsel makes EVERYTHING better!

Have a festive season click, you champion.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

bless ya :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Coz I can.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

hate to say this old bean

but wouldn't be easier to post us a link to your myspace page, we can then browse all of your random screengrab gifs/avitars/poorly thought out and executed images at our liesure.

seamless :)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

Has anyone ever told you you're a bitter old tart?

EDIT: And myspace is soooo last years Grandad!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

more than once

'ning, how goes it ol' chap?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

The usual

Making avatars for Myspace.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

splendid

i look forward to seeing them all, make 'em big, i lik them big.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

I've heard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

I really don't get the whole Myspace, Facebook thing

"Here's me doing lol stuff, here is some of my Photos and some of my friends (who might possibly not like me) - This is my life and here are my warped views on shit that happens in the world - as if you cared about my opinion other than to argue with the toss againt me - although much of what I write is heavily amended to make me sound far more interesting and fun than I actually am... etc."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

it's like pokemon

only all the pokemon collect each other

or something

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

That makes no sense whatsoever - hehe

I but I presume (probably a bad trait of mine assumption is the mother of all fuckups) that anybody as FUN, WACKY, ZANY, INTERESTING as they say they are would actually have a life outside of Facebook, MySpace thereby making those sites redundant.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

this is the greatest description of social networking I have ever read

have a click.

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

that's about the size of it

also a handy place to dump shit that's been posted here without having to pay for hosting

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

A kind of internet garbage collection service then?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

in a word , yes

join up, i recommend you use a nom de plume then you don't get bothered by old school chums you haven't spoken to in years for good reason.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

I have my website that's enough for me -

after all whom am I trying to impress by having a Myspace, Facebook account?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

yoof

innit

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

sourpuss :)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

hehe

Cousin to BagPuss he's the attention seeker in the family with his Myspace and FaceBook accounts ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

tried that didnt work. now i use the block button

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

I have to say I'm not a fan

It's basically a way of saying. Hey! All you people I don't want to talk to from my past; HERE I AM!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

i have actually reaquainted myself with someone

that buggered off to nz 8 years ago via facebook, which is nice, also a it's proved handy for a couple of local campaigns i've been involved with. obviously you have to ignore all the txt spk pokes, prods and nonsense but i just have a block on everything other than pm's.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

HOw the devil did they bugger off to NZ via facebook?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

funny i just knew you were going to say that

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

Well I'm glad I didn't disappoint you then.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

all of this ^

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

The thing is I know that I'm a sad twat with virtually no life outside of work and home

but I don't want to repackage myself on such sites and try to sell myself as a sexy, uber interesting person with valuable thoughts about the World and it's direction. I just want to post gifs, photoshops, and other cool stuff to make people laugh.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

I don't have a myspace

but I have a farcebook with all of those things.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

I wish everybody would stop lampooning me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

that's the least of your worries

a few are out to harpoon you too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

Someone's out subvert him as well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

That's okay

I'll probably end up the better for it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

EEP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

did you read gstq's sig?

I suggest you gaz the chap, tell him you've had the name for ages and then have general emo teenager dummyspit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

I'M ON YOUR INTERNETS STEALING YOUR SIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!

what?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

Hahaha what the shit?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

he's a fun guy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

That's the LutherBlisset troll I told you about Mediocre

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

i have a feeling this may run for some time

i do hope so, i'm guessing we'll get another incarnation once the L plates get dropped, pity the card is already marked.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

Yes he was a troll who thought he was the reasonable one

and everybody else was the troll - talk about deluded.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

I've never pooed a lamp in my life!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

I have no idea what is going on here :D

'ning all. I just watched two of the Watchmen trailers, and it looks pretty good. The youtube fanboy comments were chucklesome too.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

Nor do I

But they have a fucking big dog!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm reading the book

haven't seen any trailers, but if the film is half as good as the book it should be...um...Good.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

I can see the reviews now.

Erm Good - The Daily Star.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

I am led to believe

they have rewritten the ending - mainly because the whole Black Freighter comic is not in the movie, leaving out a big chunk of the set-up.

I have been assured it is in keeping with the spirit of the comic, but I haven't looked for myself in case the movie turns out great and I spoil it for myself.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

apparently they've also made the original ending

to appear on the dvd as part of the directors cut

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

They only left out the Black Frieghter

due to time constraints. They are planning to make a animated version for the DVD I think.

Which hopefully means there will be the option to watch it interspersed with the movie and with the original ending.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

GOOD MORNING

hmz...that was a bit louder than I expected

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Mind the hangover!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

oof

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

No really:P

I think I'm still drunk:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

woof!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Not sure if this deserves its own thread, but...

Was out with friends on the Downs in Bristol the other night and took this rather lovely sunset...

Click for bigger (14KB)

Sorry, no CDCs or bandwagons, or even hummus. But if people like amazing sunsets I've got more to post.

(No, sorry, you can't see the photos of my friends I was out with, they're all too young for b3ta!)

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

Why is it always so Sunsettie in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

At least it's not raining...

/not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

If you want to post pretty pictures you have taken

I would suggest flickr instead.

You will get fewer abusive, smartarse replies.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

But...

where's the fun in that? ;-)

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

The alternative was Real Photo Sunday on the board

and I can assure you, there was no fun in that whatsoever.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

heh

'downs'

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connor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

Downs?

Yeah, it was kind of a "special" evening...

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

You were going down on your friends?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Well now you come to mention it...

...probably would have done with Megan given half the chance!

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

This megan?

tinyurl.com/9o8r5n

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

No...

This Megan - she's the one on the left.

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

fuck me

you're from Bristol alright

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Second from right...

yerrr... the taller one with a fag in her chops, yer, well she talks just like Vicky Pollard innit, she's like 14 and she's already shagged 3 blokes and thinks she might be pregnant but yer but no but SHUT UP cos I never even stole no car and anyway everyone knows you can't get pregnant the first time!

(Translation for those not from Bristol: The girl second from the right is jailbait, she's 14, she sounds like Vicky Pollard, smokes like a chimney and thinks she might be pregnant.)

Actually both the girls in the middle are jailbait, the short one's 15. Megan (on the left) is 17, coming up 18.

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

you misunderstand the term 'bait'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

I've seen better

now may I suggest you fuck off and post it on flickr

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

Yeah, i've seen much better

the above seems watery and yellow. Also, he has not stated which downs, is it Clifton or Bedminster?

I'm guessing Clifton because I cant see any burnt out cars.

ramblerambleramble

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

Clifton

taken from Sea Walls.

Yeah, I've taken better as well, I'm out and about on the laptop atm though so can't get to them.

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

Hmmm

it's okay, but I've photographed at least three sunsets that are more spectacular this last week

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Merry Grievmous

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

hehehe

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

Yay

I would have thought you'd have animated all the hands to spin - but this is suitable woo.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

I'm sorry, but...

...a what egg?

Lock up your daughters!

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

a pæd egg?

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

also, this post is Fail.

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Not my post

his post

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

The most disturbing thing is why someone would cheesegrate their foot.

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9055472

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

Yes

a. Not very funny
b. No TOAPry
c. An image he/she found
d. Not shopped in anyway
e. Agitates the BoardNazis

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

thank goodness

for the saving grace of e.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

Yes it kind of ying and yang

Those who agitate the BoardNazis and The BoardNazis who like to agitate - let's hope neither ever win this unwinable fight.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

psst...

ying

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

Thanks that adds to my Edumucation

*remembers it's Yin and Yang not Ying and Yang*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

I serve only

to teach. Or just be a big, fucking pedant.

One or the other.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Hehe

But Bob you do it with class and I'm not being sycophantic about that either.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

*groans*

a. It made me laugh.

b. I could TOAP and pearoast if it would make you happy.

c. I took it yesterday in Makro after doing a double-take "did that REALLY say what I think it said?"

d. It's been colour corrected, so there. Nerr!

e. Seig heil!

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

True I wasn't complaining at you

it was irony about BoardNazism - but I think you missed my point so I apologise.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Nah I didn't...

Accepted, but no apology needed, seriously. ;-)

(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

Callous, dry skin?

"I hate you you fat bastard, look at me after all those cake and biscuits you ram down your pie-hole you've stretched me too thin over your abundant frame!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

arf

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)

lovely turn of phrase there

*makes note 'abundant frame'

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

The TV ad for that gives me the boak

in particular, where they show how easy it is to empty out all the dead skin you have shaved off your feet over the past three months.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

it's clearly a crap product though

can't even rasp a balloon sufficiently to pop it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

They have to make Parmasan Cheese somehow, Bob!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

boilk

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Tha's a spiiiicy meatball!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

It basically just means you have wasted your life.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

"I will not to give up my favourite decoration..."

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

ho ho hooh so-loh

nicely :D

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

*spangs to death*

this is brilliant

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

hahaha :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

what ho archie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Pffft!

tres bon

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Ooo

nicely. Isn't that normally for cows?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

V.GOOD

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

Superb

I can see this appearing on Star Wars sites, thank goodness you tagged it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

important bird news

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connor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

That is sound advice.

I love Robins, best of all the red-breasted birdies :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

bless

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

He looks like he got quite excited, sitting on that branch?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

I watch robins fight to the death in my back garden.

I chant the star trek kirk:spock fight music as they do it.

Da da da da da-da daaaaa!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Yes Robin's are redundant since Batman went solo

this is sensible advice NSFB (Not Suitable For B3ta) hehe ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Bits of things

the silent killer of robins.

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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Damn, that made me laugh.

:) And I enjoyed it.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Merry-bit-between-Xmas-&-New-Year to you all

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

and Merry-bit-between-Xmas-&-New-Year to you!

I have been in Scotlandshire so missed all the festive fun here... Did I miss much?

PS: Woo to that ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

you missed me getting my cock out a while ago

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

Was it so small it would be easily missed?

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

:'( So mean, it's not my fault.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

sorry, I was drunk and thought it was a cracker

so I pulled it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

I enjoyed it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

& I had a white (and sticky) Christmas

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

Ha ha ha... was it stuffed and roasted?

When you gut a turkey, it is know as "drawing". If you did a bad job of gutting your male christmas turkey, would the result be a CDC?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

you missed a family row

and my Xmas dinner at the in-laws- a fucking curry. What kind of a cunt has a curry for Xmas dinner?
HUMBUGGERY.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

An Indian cunt?

mmmmmmmmm Priya Rai

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

oh yeah.

Well they aren't Indian- just cunts.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

I thought I may have had a chance to give my uncle's missus a bollocking (oh matron etc)

silly cow.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

they are really fucking lost

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post337438

vote please

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connor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

I drink gin and confuse the real world with the internet

and I have never posted on /talk

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

I told Santa I wanted to rule the galaxy! Fire up the death star lads, we're off to Lapland.

(EggyBred, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)

Hahahaha

Also 'ning and message I woke up to am MSN from someone not on my contacts list, 'how many co-codamol would it take to kill urself?'

I thought it was two in the back, two in the front and Gandi in the ashtray.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

how can you get msns from non added contacts?

(or is it an email rather than an IM)

meanwhile I have solved (numerically using finite differences) Laplace's equation on a rectangle (yah big whoop etc) and I am now planing to make a fez.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)

The answer is 1 co-codamol

blu-tac the co-codamol to the front of a 30 tonne lorry and wait until it reaches about 30 mph then jump out in front of it with your mouth open.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)

this many

*feeds*

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WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)

The exact fatal dose

depends on whether you take them orally, anally or nasally.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

What about all three at once?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

giggles

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)

D'oh! May the Spang be with You!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)

it took ages...

...to find a source pic for a 30cm tall vader :)

(EggyBred, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)

hahahahaha...

It's a great pun, I only spang the best puns - Luckily Dave the Hat isn't around I'd corpse my bandwidth.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)

Hahaha!

mmm galaxy...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)

hahahahaha

spot on!

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)

That's no sprout, etc

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 6:11, archived)

Never under estimate the power of the back side.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)

I love ParsnipDestroyer :)

And yes, sprouts are evil, especially a now fully operational sprout.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)

Damn Brussels bureaucrats at it again.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 6:30, archived)

i'm on the side with the parsnips.

and a minor tj as a comment on the spamcunt below: agent muu makes a good suggestion.

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 6:44, archived)

clicked and replied to

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 7:37, archived)

Not workable.

Sorry. I'm sure there are people
here with five or more alts. And
several of them would abuse it
for shit and giggles. First FP item
nuked that way would be an epic
moment tho, lol.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)

I think it would be better

to make it more difficult for automated things to sign up in the first place, rather than introduce a complicated retrospective system which is open to abuse and will just create a load of book keeping.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)

wow. i had forgotten the awesome pun i made in that thread

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connor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

the turnip sexing the sprout

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 7:37, archived)

hahaha

fantastic :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)

Hehe this is class (imperial class parsnip star destroyer)

w,y,h*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)

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