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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You bastard!

I just sprayed cider all over my keyboard

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)

i put on three quarters of a stone in 3 days in new york. i think i might eat too much

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)

Hello Chap!

Long time no see, Sir - How are you? Apart from joining me in the ranks of the fat bastard....

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)

I'M A SHARK

I'M A SHARK
SUCK MY DICK
I'M A SHARK

:D

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ClanSoul, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)

*leiks*

with GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)

Lorena Bobbit would love you!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)

Long time?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)

Very long time...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)

must be your prawn balls lol lol lol lol

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yeah yeah we all are

Some of us just don't boast about it. Personally I find them a bit teethy.

Woo and have we been on the giggle juice?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)

I may have had a glass or two ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)

That's what I like to hear.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)

superb

*clicks*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hahahahaha

Yes!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)

Or....

"I'm eating this humans genitailia"

/shark's opinion

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)

With added mayonnaise...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)

or "nom nom nom nom"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)

hehehe

plankton feeding pixel pr0n :D

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amon - hooray :D, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

You lucky bastard.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)

Haha

Ace

I love your hands in your drawings - hell i struggle to model good, chunky cartoon hands in 3d, let alone doodle them

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)

Totally effing useless

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)

All I hear

are three eared rabbits

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)

Heh

while we were in the UK we watched some movies on TV with a little signer person at the bottom of the screen. More fun to watch than the actual movies, I have to say.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)

Yeah!

I liked the big-eared man in the brown shirt. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)

What time were you watching tv?!

They're usually on really late at night or really early in the morning.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

Like...

between 1.30 and maybe like 2.30 am. The tv is so shit though. The place we were staying only had the 5 terrestrial channels. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)

Where i live i can't even pick up channel 5.

I have 4.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)

And you can't really count ITV!!

So 3

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)

I have to say, i never EVER watch itv.

Apart from saturday evening films if i'm in.
But they don't count.

I'm a bbc man myself, with a cheeky bit of c4 every now and then.

But i'm moving house this week, and i will be able to GO DIGITAL^tm

edit: Live @ Appollo on right now bbc1 *glees*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)

yay!

I have Sky in 2 rooms,(no sport or movies)
and freeview in my computer room..Telly and b3ta FTW!
Edit: indeed!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)

Yawnrape!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)

Awwww hahahah.

Not like channel 5 is any good though. They had a couple good programs on itv1 when we were there. I watched Rude Tube 2009, and had seen pretty much every clip they showed on there. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)

Try the music channels about 4-5am

They have music videos with people signing the lyrics.

Signing. Music.
Like the lyrics of today's chart music have any poetic beauty.
The signers do, however, do little dances while signing, which is fun.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)

Ahhahahahah

I'll have to watch that! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)

Kerrang! TV

Is particularly amusing :)

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)

I've never ever seen that.

I shall have to, now. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)

I'll try capturing some video

And gif-ifying the results.
And at Xmas, the signers wear Santa hats!
Marvellously surreal.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)

Ooooh!

I can't believe I missed that. But like I said, we only had 5 channels. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)

I think he used those ones for his video

www.b3ta.com/board/9102857

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)

The UK is for sods!

Berkino Faso is where it's at...

www.betterbytheyear.org/burkina_faso/images/burkina_faso_map_large.gif

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

Reminds me of Bognor Regis too much.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)

^ haha

they're amusing to watch when there's angry dialogue going on!

*angry fist thump*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)

Hahahaha

Their facial expressions are great.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)

My friend made an awesome video of those peeps

dancing to some R'n'B he cut over the top.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)

Best one ever is when they sign the theme song title.

Mate of mine used to work for the RNID and obviously they had lots of deaf people working there.
If they wanted to talk to someone in the open plan office they'd call their extention number, the person would see who is was and they'd sign over the distance.
Unfortunately it wasn't a very private way of communicating so apparantly he'd never worked in an office with so much gossip going around.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)

Has he been gnopsed?

Slight Tj: Can anyone give me an easier way to export flash anims as .gif?

The only way i've found so far is to put each frame into imageready, fuck that.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

in flash it's export movie then choose animated gif

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)

When i attempt that, flash saves each frame as an individual picture.

I'm probably doing something wrong.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)

You're doing it wrong.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)

Awwww.

*hug*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)

Learn flash before you hug me, you bastard!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)

I know flash!

And don't call me a bastard. Meanie.

EDIT: Bye b3ta. Off to dye my friend's hair. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)

you're probably just saving as sequence gif

there's another option in the long list that says animated gif

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)

What list?

I have no list.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)

Yes, but when i select that option, it saves as a gif of the first frame of the animation.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)

well this is how I do it

goto

/file
/export
/export movie
/save as type
/animated gif

other than that I don't know what's wrong sorry :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yes!

Somehow doing it that way worked, thanks very much, i'm rubbish at computering. :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)

you're welcome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)

ImageReady does (did?) have an "Import Folder As Frames" option which is fairly painless.

It's what I always used because Flash was so rubbish at exporting gifs.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)

Yay, Mr tumble thinks it's ace!

(if you watch cebeebies, you know who i'm talking about!)

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JJ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)

TrampoWank interface

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

Getting there - practice I think is the key...

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

Dnt and Aec!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)

Checkmate!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)

Ooooff!

Much better!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)

SCARY UNCLE AND RAT BOY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)

Is that

John Barrowman and Barry Manilow?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)

One of the hedgehogs did know someone who looked like the one on the left.

not sure which one though, i'm assuming the hellish one.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)

Fucking hell!!*

hahaha!

*Genuine reaction!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

my genuine thought was Oh fuck off!

/different strokes..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)

whatchutalkinboutmstandot

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)

Hehehe.

Ning Sir.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)

ning to you too :)

although actually i'm just off to bed

the real world is getting in the way too much these days :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)

I'm the opposite!

I found myself at number 3 in the board stats the other day!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)

i still appear on the stats thingymy

but not in top 30

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)

The world is a better place now that we know your tastes

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)

kids wanking off adults just don't do it for me.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)

without the title he could quite easily just be hitting him in the nuts

does that help?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)

it wasn't about the kid. Why miss the point?

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)

Cupping?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)

You probably won't see this, but the image has been modified

*just to make you happy*

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)

Hop & Pop !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

OK STOP JUMPING NOW, DADDY'S DONE!

This is so very wrong.

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

hahahaha

Wankoline!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)

hmm *ponders*

this could be made with hydraulics...
dammit brain stop reinventing things!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

*CLICK*

FFS

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

Useless inventions only please

woo :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

how could I have been so thoughtless <sigh>

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

What a wonderful machine....

....however I fail to see how this is useless, ergo I'd buy that for a dollar?!
I have clicked a plenty.

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jonbontempi, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)

'TrampoWank'

makes me think of something slightly different.

What a great word though; TrampoWank.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)

Haha

I can't see how thats not usefull. Wrong, but usefull.

*Edit* I'm not sure if anyone will see this now it's further down the page - but what software do you guys use for these animated posts? Is there a preferred prog with you b3tans? I'd like a fiddle sometime (fnar).

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)

I use

flash 8 + animation shop

others like adobes fireworks + image ready

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)

Thanks prodg

Flash 8? I have that, but never thought you could make a gif from a flv.
I'll google it instead of asking more questions and spamming the post.

Fireworks I have, but rarely use.
I'll also look into imageready.
Thanks again pal.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)

I use Photoshop CS2 and Ulead Animator

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)

[ hahahah, you've hit upon a very divisive delivery...

...of what should normally be a very clear cut issue. I look predict you having to defend freedom of expression over some form of "perverting the minds of the viewer" type argument / response!

have a [w/y/h/p!]
Edit:

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(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)

Issue resolved with image edit (perhaps)

unless animal rights activists have a say

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)

A monkey trampowanking a human? Now that's just sick!

Animal activists UNITE!!! Stand up against this atrocity! Go find a KID to do it! heh heh heh!

(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)

(actual) LOL

Soup herb

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)

the new Yamaha R1 motorised exercise bike

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

genious :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

He's not wearing a helmet!

Nicely done, and there might be a market...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

Vroom!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

Hold your breath . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

Ha ha!!

Reminds me of the arcade version of Super Hang-on!!! :D

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Rico, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

Now I have icons

I feel like part of the gang now.

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)

HAHAHA

This really did make me laugh. It's a very credible idea.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)

Spoon!

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littlefish I like cheese, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

Spoon!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

ha - "destined for spoonishness!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

There is no spoon.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)

criminals beware, you face the tick!

da dweeb da da do dah (etc)
hey b3ta - hows your spoon?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

Rusty . . . yours ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

you are saladfingers

/aicmfp

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

I eat with forked tongue . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)

Yeah . . . I can see where there might be patent problems . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

Swiss army wife!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

She'll do !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)

fooking ace

real belly laugh

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)

This doesn't seem so useless

You're out in the wilderness, you've just opened your tin of beans or whatever you used the tin opener with. How do you eat the beans? Use the spoon. What's the problem?

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Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)

I saw Cradle of Filth last night. They had Satyricon, Divinity Destoryed, and a couple other bands with them.

These three would be pictures of the singer from Satyricon, Satyr (Sigurd). I got him to sign my ticket.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

Yay!

They came out really well.
The top one is my fave.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

Yeah, same here.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

gee you two should get married

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

Felt tips?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)

Yepp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

A bit personal isn't it?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

Cradle are pathetic losers!

I used to live in the same town as them and they're not only a joke they're a joke in the goth community as well.
THey're so bad that the goth pub had a battle of the bands and they come 5th and this was when they were famous!
nice pikkies though:)

EDIT: In fact compo it. It could be an advert:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)

Man, I guess I can understand that

but I thought they were really good last night. I remember someone on here telling me loads of shit about Dani Filth, like he's tiny and he picks up half-drunk drinks and stuff, and I saw him before they played, watching Divinity, and I could totally see that. XD
But they had a lot of energy live, and the guitarist made a face at me, and I liked 'em. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hehehe

He's not tiny but he is small. He used to swan round Ipswich like he was amazing and no one wanted anything to do with him.
THe main thing is you had a good gig:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

Hahahah

yeah. :]
I didn't get to mosh or crowd surf though. :[ But I totally am at least gonna try to, next time I see something at Starland. It's one of my favorite venues.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

cupping

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

Cupping? That's what doctors do when they ask you to turn your head and cough, isn't it?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)

cupping.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)

Disappointingly there is no town called Cupping, although it sounds like a place in Sussex:

"This train stops at Little Bottomly, Cupping, Balls Edge, Trout, and London"

There is a 'Cutting', though:

gmap

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)

"Trout" hahaha

Imagine having to tell people you live in Trout.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)

Very well depicted . . . they should sign these too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)

Oooh, you've seen them?

Yeah, if I'd thought of it, I woulda done them yesterday instead. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

Nicely.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)

Fanks.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

Has the top one got a MASSIVE bonk-on?

Or am I just imagining it?

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

I don't know what a bonk-on is

but you're probably imagining it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)

It's probably for the best, all things considered.

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)

Oooooh, yeah, you're imagining that. The rounded part is his knee.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

Awwww...

...Good old Cradle of Fluff.

My Nan's landlady, Mrs. Taggart, sounded exactly like Dani Filth in mid-rant.

I couldn't take them seriously after I realised that.

That, and the fact that Dani is only about a metre tall...

He's a black metal midget!!!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)

no idea

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FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

It looks more like a fart shelf!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

Hehe

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

Get a rope !

to climb up that is . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

reminds me of a great Larson cartoon - the 'Inconvenience Store'...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

Atttention All Passengers!!!!

(They don't waste much time, do they?)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

Still looking fashionable !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)

Grid Lock

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

Padlocks 4 AIDS.

Also, woo.

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zoldergoose, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

Invented by William M. Bates . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)

But that's useful...

I'm forver rerplacing grids, due to peolpe stealing them!

Also:Spang!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

I suppose they keep them in a grid safe . . .

Aaaaaah . . . that spang set me right . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

It must be a drain on resources.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

I ahve one on my cock

It's forever in the grids.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

Grid you loins . . . is the only advise that I can give . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

First attempt...

Any pointers or tips would be great. Using PSP 5.01. Arsed the bg up.

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)

All i can say is try a bit of colour matching and blending.

I don't use Paintshop so i've got no idea really.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)

Ta. I can't afford Photoshop

I work in software so I refuse to crack anything....

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)

What do you use? The GIMP is good free shopping software.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

Gimping ain't easy.

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

Also.............LOADS of Tutorials on YouTube.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)

I keep meaning to look up GIMP tutorials.

I never get round to it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

They're THERE bud.

I use it 'cos I can't afford photoshop either.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

Tried paint.net?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

Not a lot wrong with

www.pixlr.com/app/

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

Oo. *bookmarks*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)

Ah what!?

That's amazing!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, I've been using it for a while now

It obviously has its limitations, but for what it is (i.e. free! and available!), it's pretty fucking stunning

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

It's basically just a slower reacting version of photoshop.

Now i know what to use when i'm PSless.

Ta!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

There is a crack, a crack

in everything,
That's how the light gets in.
/Cohen blog

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)

if you work in software...I'm sure you could afford photoshop

as software developers get paid very well

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

I don't develop

I'm a bdm - working towards the bigger paydays :)

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

That's a rather silly generalisation, isn't it?

There are lots of smaller software companys that aren't producing large audience products.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

if you say so.....but I think there's fuck all wrong with using cracked software

...try brefore you buy.

I have always said when I get a job that pays well I'd buy the software legit.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

You can't lose sales to people who could not afford it anyway.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

that's rubbish...If people like adobe drastically cut their prices on their over priced software

they'd still make a killing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

You're going to need a bigger boat.

Also something about killing it with hammers.

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

Clean up after it . . . it could leave a mess . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

well, it looks nice and plump

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

40 minutes at 220

baste every 10 minutes

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)

Wise words indeed

from the master baster

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

Looking rather splendid from here matey

The bottom one in my profile is my best effort, experimenting with the clone tool levels is your friend, though that's a grand effort :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)

If you have a spare fiver, this could be a good plan:

www.animorphr.com/tutorials.html

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ClanSoul, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

Soup herb

*clicks*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

I have an inflatable dartboard. It's magnetic.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

Is it attractive?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

It's a cheap simpsons brand one someone got me one christmas.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

fan-bloody tastic.

This is definitely marketable - better than the damn silly DVD rewinder

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

What

You return them to Blockbusters without rewinding them?
I want to see an Alien sequel set in a DVD rental store. Could call it "Blockbursters".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

Very tangental thinking there !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

pffffft!

you said "tan"

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

However . . . I was gental . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

Another Irish invention

They also invented the wooden BBQ, the Solar torch, etc...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

But how do you pin it up?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

With a nail

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

That is the most useless thing I have ever seen

send it as a reply to the next Nigerian spam you get requesting your bank details as a good idea for an 'honest business venture' ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)

Hehehe!

What a bloody good idea :D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

Nigerian spammers...

If only I could open a bank account, with no overdraft, and have a clause which closes the account after two transations...
They put the 20,000 pounds in,I take it out, they can't take any more, or do anything else with it.
I put the 20 grand in my normal bank account.
Simple.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

Problem is

The cheques they send are usually stolen/forged. The victim sends on the money, and then the bank discovers the forgery (leaving the victim out of pocket).

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)

Does it come with inflatable darts?

Cos that would be, like, awesome.

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

Hopefully no-one will notice

if I sneak this compo entry in here while the board's busy elsewhere...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)

I noticed.

Would this just spin round then?

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)

That's a very good question

oh god have I accidentally just solved the age-old conundrum of perpetual motion?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

Hm.

You might be able to make a machine which is powered by the Earth's magnetic field.
The motion wouldn't be perpetual though, it would stop when the earth gets eaten up by the sun. That's pretty close though.
Any scientists around to tell me why it's not possible?

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

Where would you put it?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

Up your mum's fudge tunnel.

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)

North it is then . . .

I wonder what will happen when I arrive at the pole ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)

It's very accurate

when you are standing at the south pole

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

Dead reckoning . . . I reckon . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

North and Zouth?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)

Zeast and Zest ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)

North, Zast, Nouth, Zest?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)

Now we're getting somewhere . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)

Very usefull at the South Pole

Penguins use them since Scott dropped one

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)

(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

Is that him?

He's not aged well!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

What would he want non-slip soap for?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)

My thoughts exactly.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

Because if he fell on it, he would risk being found

with his bum sticking up in the air displaying the phrase "E R", which might suggest to his fellow inmates that he was welcoming their attentions....

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

He'd love it, the big gay.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

He would do the on purpose . . . and let gravity take over . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

He is an ugly, ugly person.

Nice 'shopping.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)

maybe the A-Team will fucking spring him out of jail? eh?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

Everyone knows Roosevelt saved your asses in WW2

seams okay...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)

Pah

Churchill could've taken him.
Blood-soaked woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

Awesome!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)

He had Adolf's back too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

He also killed Chump

Edit: WOO!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

At . . .

Loooooooooooooooooooong range !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)

chump is ded?

wah!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)

We need to revive Teh Chump!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

That's fantastic

being a proud member of the commonwealth I do however take issue with your assumption Roosevelt and his lads saved the day for our heroic commonwealth defiance; we had Mr Hitler on the run after a while (the loaned Destroyers were handy), Franklin simply shortened the war (not that that was a bad thing)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)

You will note from the house in the background

that it appears to have been achieved without leaving US soil.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)

An acute observation, Sir

I shall whip my eyes for their failure

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

This is how it happened....

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)

Ummmm....okay?

I wasn't serious. :D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)

*straightens tie*

;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

Oooo touchy

{;-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)

but but.. what about that american submarine that discovered the enigmatic german talking dolphin

and the lone american tank crew that saved stalingrad!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

I was hoping no one raised the enigmatic german talking dolphin

tends to kill historical debate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)

yeah

who knew it was actually a sexy blonde double agent from fresno

yay! america saves the day again!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)

The Feline Propulsion System Emergency Response Vehicle

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)

I am extremly interested in this proposal and offer you £10,000 for 25% of your buisness.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

Meow Meow Meow Meow . . .

Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)

*spangs*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

Aaaaaaaaah . . . i feel much better now now now now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

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Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)

Meowow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)

Meow

The green meow is evil.

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Xenctuary ~xenc., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)

where's the long pole with the dangly bit of wool then?

otherwise woo!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

He works in my local Blockbusters

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)

pfft

lols

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)

tee hee

bless you for that!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)

Nah a partypopper usually shifts them.

heh {:-#

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)

Or a laser pointer, pointing at a spot in front of them

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)

Skunk catnip is the answer.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)

Especially handy for the deaf

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)

+4 for cowin'

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)

I bed your pudding?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)

I think that I might lose that too !

I can't even find my mental detector . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

I good at detecting mental.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)

I would like to fund a mental . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

Sponsored 'shroom hunt?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)

We could use my celium . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

We could put it in a cap.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

What happens if you can't find your smoke detector detector?

Is there giong to be a smoke detector dectector dectector?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

yes the marketing potential

for this product is infinite

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)

If "Reg from Hull" is endorsing it, it must be good, so I'll buy it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)

yes, he's the man who first endorsed the Ronco buttoneer..

so you can trust his judgement

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)

useless - check
shit - check
fucking - erm nope

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)

They've already got rods in 'em!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)

badum tish

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)

Rimshot! LOL

Sounds rude

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

Lol, bums.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

Hahahahaha

The ultimate table top pub game for speed freaks

have them twitching and mumbling excitedly and insanely for hours

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)

Glad to see your foot's better.

Mine hurts more now than when I burnt it!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)

Walking wasn't really a problem

just the huge bandage i've suffered over two weeks with

How did you manage to burn yours mate?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)

Cleaning a boiler (big pan with steam pipes to heat it)

It was left on, I started to empty it, hot water gushed out, as it does, but some pasta came with it, the water then landed on the pasta and deflected onto my foot,ouchy burny hot!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)

ouchy indeed

bad luck!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)

Hot food is dangerous

Stick with sandwiches!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

better still, salads!

Poor stan, though. I am sorry to hear about your accident. You go easy out there!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)

Cheers dude.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)

Would it be expensive to play ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)

nah

fuck all

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)

Great . . . I'll just watch for a while then !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)

useless sporteh :)

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Great stuff, haven't seen that for ages. Have another

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)

Robotic Hydraulic Sandwich Forks

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

NOM NOM NOM! Hiiiiiss!

/ac

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

mmmmm

Sammiches...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

i'm loving this

in other news this just made me chuckle
www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=09030115_handle.wmv
lots of nsfw ads on the page i'm afraid, yeh and i know /links

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

Very tempting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

*Wants*

NOt the forks...the lovely laydee!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

I wouldn't say no to the sandwich, if the ladee's taken.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

BOTH

Costansa style!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

Now i see why you are called . . . Scoopzilla !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)

play 'Planet Rock by Afrika Bambaata' to this.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)

I'm sorry but the moment i turn that on everyone around me starts bodypopping.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)

*popandlocks*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)

:) :o :D :) :o :D :) :o :D :) :o :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)

She should be paying more attention to her sandwich.

She'll never finish it at this rate...

(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahaha

Yummy seams sarnie!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)

The Vienna Years

(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Phoar!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Cor.

/edit: Ooo, norkage.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

So that's why he only had one ball

..or something

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

That knobbly thing at the top of his stocking on the left

I assume is lipstick :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

it appears to sexy time.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

He's the Sex Führer, baby.

He's a love dictator.
Blitzkrieg romance.
He's the cool dominator.

(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

if that isn't a real song, it should be.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

You're a lucky man.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtnCcWOS7y8

(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)

Correction

SEXY dance teim

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

oh yeah!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

Word.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

hahahaha!

lovely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

We're not talking sausage here either . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

Picture is not happy with her !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Awesome!

It's like Mary Poppins!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

Yes . . . she pops up too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

Up with this sort of thing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Up up . . . and away we go !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

Marv ell ous as ev er*

*shaky reply

;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

I'm kinda n n n ner ner nervous too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

Wiggly things make me happy...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

wtf??

also hearty woos to valin

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

Oh god

IT CAN SEE INTO MY SOUL

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

That's my neice

and she EATS SOULS

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

*snort snort snaffle snort*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

I sure do like to see you happy like this !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

*slaps with assorted meats*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

I like the cold cuts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)

...

Im pretty sure the girl that painted this went to my university.

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Have you kept in . . . touch ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

...

I didnt know her name, she was in the year above me, I remember her painting this though, when I had a look around the studios I saw it.

Im pretty sure its the same painting.

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

Cool . . . I hope that she would approve . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

That wine looks a bit Russian Diplomat if you ask me

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

Yes . . . I believe that is from the Pre- era !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

*approves*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

What more could one ask for !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

I'd woo

BUt I can't see where I buy sunglasses.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

Try a shadey dealer ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

Pic looks like her mother--they're never pleased

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LS18, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)

Mother-in-law . . . I think . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

David Blaine's sister?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)

Step-sister . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

Wonderful stuff.

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hell if he can do it

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

OH DEAR GOD, SOMEONE LOOK AT ME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

DO I have to?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

But...it might make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

*weeps*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

You should get those sore seen to!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Mr T says

(munzor in the jungle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

From the anagram compo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Put it away

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

*wiggles it at you*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

okay!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

o_o

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

The emu sees the mue

conundrums ensue...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

Hahaha

It's like it was thinking
"so fecking what?"

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

woo!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

.....

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

But he doesn't know better.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'll undercut your prices by 98%

By sourcing them second hand.

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)

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