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# I banged my head and this came out ...


Filename for ... er ... reading the filename ...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Skeleton tits
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)
# we all staaaand together!!...bom bom
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)
# yes.
and I just found this cleaning out my server…
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
car bomb!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# not quite got the rhythm right
but i like the colours and such.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# They're fucking skeletons, dude.
They're not exactly known for their wikkid sensa timin.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# They look like coconuts
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# R
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i
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t
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(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
either that or the one on the right is a scouser:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# This makes perfect sense
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] lacist?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "Your my Country now"


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Silly Obama
Toothpaste is not make-up
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# stop these lies!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# 7 more years of this?
*ties noose*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *gets gel and tissues*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# USE THE GEL
!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Use vast quantities of the gel!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# You forgot the burning cross and bed sheets...


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# it's bonzo!
yay!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# WHITEFACE
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# De Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# so that's the reason for the stereotypical statement "where the white wimens is at"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ummmmm
...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Hehehehehehwroooooooo
...Ahhh
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I do not know that stereotypical statement....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# This is why I vote Democrat
well, If I were an American I would
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# he said...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# the websheriff is near?!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# no rackin' frackin' darnit..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yosemite Sam?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Gabby Johnson
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
gleeeeee!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# She looks like a minor!!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Thatcher would have hated him.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *hands Acme (TM) rim-shot and comedy trombone*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Here you go :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh Hai Sushi


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh Hai Stanbo!
How do?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Not bad.
Enjoying the week off work!
Rocking out with guitar hero, you know, stuff.
Yous?
You still bored and not working?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I most certainly am :(
Got anything planned for tomorrow? ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Apart from being a year older, no!
Feck I'll be 37!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ha h aha!
You is well old! ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# you love it
horses
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# shut up?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# FP This NOW
woo yeah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# COOLIO! NOOOOOOO!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Doggy watches 2bitches1bowl for the first time...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now make it 3meg big ;)

Tres woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# haha yes
I forgot to apologise for not making it 3MB quality. I'm stuck in my over-optimising ways, I suppose... cheers, laddo.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I expect better from you in the future ;)(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# 2bitches1bowl...
shirely?

EDIT: Yes! I have the powah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# what? that's what it says...
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
with minor thanks to Barbarossa for a decent title suggestion. :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# bizarrely, I just watched the original on the popular page
hehehe
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# 2bitches1bowl is on the popular page?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# rule 34.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# did you winge like a 3 year old child that just lost its rattle about the file size?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I found my rattle this morning
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Your post made me watch it
I laughed like a loon and I also loved the filesize
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# the lack of tasty cakes makes this lighter
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# haha what? lighter in what way?
Is that why it's not 3 megs? They were high-res muffins, now I think about it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# yes!

it's science
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# mmmm two high-res muffins and a lossy donut please mr baker.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahah
ever see the muppet dog (no not my mum's) reaction to that?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# haha poor pooch :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahahah excellent
And you know one thing that makes this superior in every way to the one on the popular page?

As it loads the image, it doesn't animate like a flicker-book with the pages being turned very slowly by a spastic hand
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# haha, yes that is a factor.
as a related point... I'm sure I've seen mods linking images over 400kb before, and giving the poster a telling off... I wonder why this has yet to happen with the short movie on the popular page...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# They both too busy stuck on the 69 position sucking each other's willies
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I must find out how to get a hold of rob's second willy.
Then optimisation, begone!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# a propos of nothing at all really
just had to get this out of my head
how often is it on telly, anyway?
For those who know maths, please send abuse to the usual address.

edit: thrice? fourice? fivice? I have no idea.
edit: thanks for the comments!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also, isn't it on more than thrice weekly? ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You might have caught the omnibus edition...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Surely that is only on once a week?
;D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You'd be surprised....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ah Yes.
I have just remembered that it is always on the 23 other ITV channels :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Is that where three come along at once?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Badummm
tish!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# you know, I have no idea
I tend to go a bit glazed in the eyes when I see programmes where people say "aye" and "our kid"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I can't stand it either,
But whenever someone mentions 'Aloe Vera' I can't think of anything but Corrie.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# please
get out of my thoughts


thank you
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I know, that one's a particularly selfish meme.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# no i get enough of my own hate mail. meanwhile
that picture r funny! lolz!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahahah you made a correlation coefficient joke that no one thinks is funny!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# He says his name is William
But I'm sure it's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy

Nice!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# All I wanna do is have some fun
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# last time I watched "corrie" (as all the hip people call it nowadays)
Bet Lynch was a barmaid, and Annie Walker was the owner. Also, Stan & Hilda Ogden FTW!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
excellent stuff
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# You just missed the compo.
This am woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# yeah I know
it was one of those flashes of inspiration that regularly hits me about a month after I really needed it!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I get those too.
That's why they never made a computer game about me.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I suggested mathematics lol one day, maybe i should spam it again...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# No - please - don't.
Maths really isn't lolleristic.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# so the newsletter rates you as 'our mum'?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# No.
I'm your daddy.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I think after this weeks one you should never suggest anything again...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# what's wrong with it (other than people don't know what caricature means)?
which reminds me i have to decide if my pic of you is a good enough likeness...the tree makes things interesting.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# ?
and you're right, the only thing wrong with it is that people don't know what caricature means...

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ? the tree on top of your head of course...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I am all at once filled with equal amounts of hope and terror
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# me too :S
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# you understood all those nerd jokes in the newsletter
didn't you?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# every last bloody one.
personal favourite:
* What is the contour interval around western
Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in
eastern Europe.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# you just made my head hurt
I thought I was a bit of a nerd, but you've shown me a whole new level.

for which I thank you
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *bows*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *knots*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I love you
but then you knew that
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ghey
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] he is a cunt
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yes he is
Beware what you say though
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahh
i know a guy, who looks just like this.
exactly like this.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# is he a massive gayer
and alien-believing cuntfreak too?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# he's probably a jew...
*runs like hell*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# er no
Jews believe in the one god, not some alien bollocks, and even they don't charge for knowledge
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# he is really.
his name is Dan Yudlewitz
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# who, tom cruise?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# you're tom cruise
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Your mum is Tom Cruise!
LOL!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# so's your dad
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# My dad is my mum :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# welcome to Norfolk
sorry GA
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Arf!
Come the flooding of Norfolk with Global Warming, at least you locals will finally be able to use your webbed feet ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# yay!
gimme six!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# they have big noses, god isn't an earthing therefore he could be considered an alien
and when's the last time your accountant gave you a free consultation?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# You do know that not all accountants are Jews right?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# but all jews are accountants
AICMFP
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Silly Racist Monty!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I am Jewish so I can say that
AICMFP + 10% compound interest
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I am Jewish,
and so is my wife dave Mordechai....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# well, before anyone gets the hump with me:


Click for bigger (104 kb)


Yes, not all accountants are Jewish, although it is a crudely stereotyped profession for them, which is what was required for my joke.

and just leaving sarcasm for a bit, there's nothing actually wrong with people being scientologists, anyone should be free to believe what they like.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Arf!
It's ok, I know you were joking ;)

Also, I agree with you up to a point. People should not be free to believe that James Blunt is good ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# i saw james blunt on top gear that was quite enjoyable.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# no
Scientologists are cunts
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# well that may be so, but they're cunts that are free to believe any old crap.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# no, no, & no
I agree that anyone is free to believe in whatever they want, but they must be prepared to accept the consequences of that belief i.e. being called a cunt by me.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# oh yeah no argument there. so long as you don't tie them up in your basement and rape them untill they renounce...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# what a splendid idea!
thanks for that
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Yes, well
I agree that everyone is free to believe what they like, unless...

1. They try to stop other people believing what they like.

2. They use their own beliefs to exploit other people.

3. I'm sure there was a 3, but I can't remember it.

4. Prophet.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# no, everyone is free to believe what they like, but an indivudual x must not:
1. not allow other people to believe what x likes!
2. x must use their own beliefs to exploit other people.

but it's too late for me to get into a serious type argumenty thing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# You've got a double-negative in number 1, mate ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# i'll getcha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you betcha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh you WISH!! :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# i don't know.
but he didn't fuck katie holmes
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Agreed
..Tom Cruise ist ein Juden??!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# lacist
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Eric Cantona?


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# can't he?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# no, sadly not, but Genghis Khan
sadly not but Genghis Khan

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I have nothing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Walt Disney?
Victoria Wood!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# shit
my gas is on but the pilot light is out
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Kerry Cantona?

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I...am....confused.....
*shame wank*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes. And I can prove it
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# that is truly horrible
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# oh god.
new twist on nosefucking
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# we all nose that...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# oh nose you didn't..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# War of the Sea-Worlds!


[Psycho in the hood]
..."I don't think we're in the same fish tank Ray?"



(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Cruise looks like Kevin Bacon!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# What now?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Mmmm ... boobies ...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Freaky
but Woo.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Yn cathrenu gwersau...

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Terry Gilliam?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Terry Christian?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahahaha! damn, it so is :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hmmmmm....
Could be....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# bwahahah
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# have you converted a woman into a man, there?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it Wales day?

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
ble mae'r cowin lyswennod then?????
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# :D
Magnificent!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# is it real?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# No chopper.
Fake.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# what is a chopper?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# It is a bike that was made in the 70s
but originally espoused in design by Da Vinci....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Are you sure you're not thinking of celery?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You are such an idiot sometimes!
Celery was invented by Pythagoras! Along with Kos Lettuce, so named after his place of birth, Samos.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# No you're thinking of sausages
Named after the Duke Of Wellington.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# sadly no, photoshop stitch job :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hehehehe!
your alias is fooling nobody
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# O do dydy...!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
#
Adderchog! *cliciau*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *humbly submits this is a caricature*


because it aims to highlight and exaggerate the jollity and kid-frightening power of the man in the 4th-century Roman costume.

*scurries indoors*

edit: whoops - sorry about the timing there
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# that's the last time he gets drunk and falls a sleep as a post-mass party
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# why so serious?
and in other news, apparently i am unhealthy.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7852168.stm
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yeah, but very tasty.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# apparently I contain half a woman's daily calorie intake...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Only if she swallows though, eh? eh?
;D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# they don't know what they're missing.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
#
"Doner kebabs sold in the UK contain "shocking" levels of salt, fat and calories, a survey has concluded".

No fucking shit sherlock!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Exactly, why else would they taste so great when you're plastered?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I bet the government gave them a fuckload of money to come up with that gem
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# well kebab testing in the interests of public health is a better way to spend public money
than large sporting events (humblest of opinions)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Well to be honest,
at least with sporting events you don't know the outcome before you start though....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I'd like to set up a site called the Department of Universal Hypothesis
And duh.org.uk/ seems to be free.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# FUCKING DO IT!!!!
that's genius. if it were Wiki then i'd be all over it!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# As in Wiki duh wiki duh
Junglist massive?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I do love these awful bits of research.
There was one conducted by Oxford University a few years back I believe, that concluded that kids prefer Pizza to Broccoli!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# what's the difference between snot and broccoli
kids won't eat broccoli! BOOM BOOM!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# fuck me.
in other news, the pope's a fucking catholic.

Who, seriously, ever considered kebabs as anything other than a seriously unhealthy, yet fucking tasty, snack that you would never eat unless pissed off your fucking tits.

fucking.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# i eat them all the time sober.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# i wager they're different in Oz.
either that, or you're sick in the feckin' 'ead mate.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I suspect the later.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# jesus
"now only 1066 calories!"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Why so religious?
Woo, you'd make a good make-up artist.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# arf


Have the talktrolls gone now?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
#

Our youngest cat died from a heart attack in Mrs Toast's arms yesterday. He was only 5.
We're finding it hard to work out what the point is anymore.
We'll get through it I'm sure, just right now I can't be arsed with anything.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :(
*manhug*

THat's a bitch dude. At least if he had to die he did it in her arms:(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Oh no
Poor guys. So sorry Toast.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Racist!
Edit: Didn't read the text below. Whoops!
Sorry about your cat :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :*(
Sorry, Not-So-HappyToast.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It's all black...black..black!! *kicks over easel*

sorry to hear about the wee chap :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# that's very much how we're both feeling right now
cheers fella :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Aw Man
I'm dreading the day Bobs goes - I try not to think he's 10 now


*manhugs*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# The oldest cat is recorded at 36
10 is nothing... 5 less so :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# poor guy :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Ouch
soz to hear that m8 :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# sorry to hear it..... :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# aw thats so sad
my thoughts go out to you and mrs toast
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ahh
bad
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# bugger :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# So sorry about that, Mr. Toast
:(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Oh no :(
I had a cat who died at the age of 4 from FIV. It were not nice :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# sorry to hear about that sir.
hope you're bearing up alright.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Aww.
Poop. Sorry to hear that.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Heartfelt sympathies.
Its bloody hard when that happens.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I have to salute the originality of the youth of today!
The artistic merit and ironic undertones of the piece of art found on my car this morning almost made me jump with glee. I hope that this work is recognised globally as a true masterpiece and they are suitable rewarded for their efforts. In a drastic bid for the attention of their peers it seems my property was the most appealing when choosing the canvas for their work. I can't thank them enough for brightening up my morning!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Oh dear

Well, you now have the material to park in your boss's space.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# get a gun
for their next 'visit'
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I think you should leave it there
and pretend you did it yourself.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's a shame it's not in mirror-writing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# COCK PISS PARTRIDGE!
What do you expect for having such a nice car...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# COOK PASS BABTRIDGE!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# :)
ed: Sorry about your cat, dude :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ... well, at least they spelt it right...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Not been upsetting Pasanonic have you?


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahaha

god help me..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Maybe they were preempting you posting crap on the messageboard
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# geez whinging like this gets dull fast...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Well you know wher the ignore button is.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i don't like to, i might miss a funny reply to one of your posts, i just wish that people lay would off the reply button when something's not to their tastes.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# IT GETS ME THROUGH THE DAY
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# fuzzy minge, I manage by nipping to the bogs for a quick hand-shandy around 1:00PM
in fact, if you'll excuse me....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Harsh
but the number plate in the windscreen makes it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# WHERE IS YOUR BANKSY NOW?
Sorry duke
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# haha don't you think this just puts him to shame!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# the rotters, they stole your numberplate too!
in all seriousness, they should be hanged, drawn and quartered.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I was thinking similar,
well...the words breaker bar and kneecaps were said a lot!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# At least their spelling and punctuation is good.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
#
fuck
youi
      o
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# but is it art?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Goodness!
Whatever did you do to deserve that?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The Isle of Man Tourist Board
Hello b3ta, this is my first ever post here, have been knocking up silly pictures on and off for years and so hopefully some of these will offend LOLZ!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Welcome aboard the good ship b3ta!
You'll never leave...
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# OK but if you've got lots of them then be sure to post them all in the same thread!
And just generally have read the FAQ and not piss anyone off as there's been a lot of trolling of late.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Either that,
or make sure you have posted a few thousand posts on talk first, then it is utterly hilarious!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i wonder who we're talking about there?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# There are rather a lot of
hilarious people on talk ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Mad and whacky
Genuine 100% loonies.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I know.
They genuinely make me LOL ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It's not my style, sadly.
I tried for a bit, but it's definitely not my arena any more.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# who's that clip clopping across my bridge?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Brian Sewell in a pantomime horse costume?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Is it a monster?
A monstaaaah
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Have their shoes worn through and is there
A rumble in their tummy?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The Little boy is JFK!!
Welcome.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Shaa Mon!
Cheers chaps! ..don't panic, i've got a couple of pics, but won't be posting like like an anphetimine drivin loonatic lol!

Piss myself laughing at most of the material and comments here and have been looking forward to joining in ..top stuff!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahha! Welcome to b3ta
mince a kitten and smash a chair, you'll never leave!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I am offended!
But I don't know why. The church elders will hear of this. Well done.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I know where this is going


Welcome! Post a shop and chair a kitten! You'll never leave!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this here
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# It's very nice
But it's not really a caricature.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmm yeah, close enough pulled his eyes far apart squater head
(i think...)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# he looks glum
which might be indicative of his general attitude

I think it counts
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# i like how eminem just completely dissapeared off this planet after a few years of hype
,no entegrity whatsoever
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# People said the same thing about Dre.
It's almost like you forgot about him....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Oh dear...
Ha Ha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Bwahaha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I like how he worked really hard and came from nothing and is now really wealthy and has his own record label.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i like how he completley started off in the mainstream selling rubbish records
to stupid white wannabe gangsta kids,when is his new album out by the way?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Erm, well no he didn't really.
You can't just write someone off as making mainstream music just because it happens to become popular. It simply happened that he was instrumental in making Hip Hop fashionable again.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# he's been producing /realeasing loads of albums on his label
he hardly dissapeared
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# lets have a look at what hes been producing,probably more copy and paste rap
or r&b
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, but it's not like
he is releasing a new album in the next couple of months is it. Oh, hang on ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# no he isnt as far as i know,thats me being sarcastic,
i think hes milked that annoying voice to much anyway
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# i get it, you like eminem a lot
jeez, you don't have to go on about it
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I'm more interested in when dr dre's new album will be released
if ever.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Aye.
Hopefully it will be worth the wait. Apparently Dre is producing Eminems album, so that will be something. Have you heard Tha Carter III by Lil Wayne?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# na not heard it...
I like the old skool sampled beats and stuff like Dre , Jurassic 5, gravediggaz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h016eNYDw_U
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Dydy 'r ffordd ddeuda 'u...!!!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Ooooh... Double-spangalorum...
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# What the holy hula hoops?!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# how do gay hedgehogs make love?
they rub their pricks together.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# erm...Don't forget to try the steak, it's our largest profit margin.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# What if they're lesbians? Hmm?
Won't someone think of the lesbian hedgehogs?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# this is a large hole in an already crappy joke.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# pffft ...
"large hole"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *thinks of lesbian hog hedges*
*fwaps*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Mmmmmm... lesbian hedgehogs....
*self anoints*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Oof!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# oooh toe cawl...must be st david's day...yum yum!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# got a cuppa?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# lol
*drags out of mothballs*

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
You p-l-onker!

Ningles :P

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# 'ning
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
Nicely.
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I cant work the internet damit!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha!
I never noticed Jesus' finger-toes before :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I've never noticed Jesus's camel toe before:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You're such a liar.
Every pic, there you are, having a good old look at his special area...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Well the one's where he hosn't got him knob out anyway.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# And, let's face it,
there're plenty of THOSE around :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# He liked to dangle his divinity in the breeze.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# well who doesnt?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hooray for international eat a tourist day!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# arf!!

poor dragon
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha!
nomnomnom roas-biff :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's a good moring onb 3ta today!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha but the translation is
"St Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of the church of St. Tysilo near the Red Cave".
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# i suspect everyone knows i just want to be smug
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Yes we have google too.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# i knew it from the days before google.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You weren't born in the days before google.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# nah im a lot older than my mental age.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# 12?!
Who'd've thunk it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# i know. i suspect it's still greater than the mental age of a number of b3tans...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hah!
that's just the welsh tourist board's cunning lie not to scare off the dragon snacks
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Well in Wales it's called the tourist board for a reason.
It's the board that looks after the tourist. I don't think he's coming back next year though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# none of them return
MWAHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Well hter has only been one to be fair.
I think he returned as he coun't read the roadsigns.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Serves him right for going to Welshland.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Oi!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I thought it said Robbie Williams in the middle then
and I'm a Welsh
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# it's a very colourful and cheery looking dragon
.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Barry will see you now...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# >.>
**hides**

(Woo!)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# chuckle.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *fears on several different levels*
Woo and eep!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Don't mess with da Chuckles
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ithis is one of the best chuckle pics
It's fucking awesome.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# best
pic ever
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# excellent , as always
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I'm not here today
but these are woosome
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahah, you loon :D
'lo bobs
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# 'lo steve
you well?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# that I am! Just waiting for lunchtime... I'm day-dreaming of chicken and bacon club sammiches, cheesecake and giant cups of over-priced coffee of the decaf sort....
hows you?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Now animate the whole film with their faces on it
and Raging Bull
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# lol
wickedsick :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# To me...

* Not to me thank you..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Barry CHUCKA-CHUCKA-CHUCKA-CHUCKA!!!!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# won't do you any good he's attached...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# He doesn't need the chainsaw to be terrifying!!!!
Morning Ninj!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Mornin' Welshie!
How ya doin'?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Dwi yn clywed 'n fawr!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahha! *fears like the plague*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hes a sex pest isnt he?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# lets rock!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Chuckle Shuldiner?

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# its james hetfeild
(r.i.p. chuck)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Wagon's Roll! :-)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Great directors like to experiment...

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# lol
he's a little tall for a stormtrooper!

1) And now you're a welsh toe farmer
2) Some cunt has nicked my tomatoie katchoops and I'm having a sliced piggy sarnie!
EDIT:
3) Fucking little shites. They've open and used all my mayo too!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# damn you and your bacon sammiches.
I'm already thinking of investing in some cheesecake for lunch.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# it's crap
dry fried bacon and bread. All my condiments have been taken.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# fry an egg and stick that in the sammich, THAT would fix it.
and stealing condiments is a bastard thing to do.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# too late now
I just ate the bacon in the end.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# so you have a couple of rashers up your arse for later...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# No
But they're making their way down ther as we speak.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# aw you edited. so it doesn't say 'I just age the bacon in the end.'
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# butter?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'd have to go out and get some.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Buy some ketchup while your out..Sorted
:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# But I'd have to go OUTSIDE!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Don't do it!
It's not wurf it!!!
*fears*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# There's things out there!
And doodads and whatsits! I only go out on one day in May:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# And that's only to the corner of your street!!!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# arf!!
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!



Marvellous!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahah! "I find the lack of space in this costume disturbing!"
what's with the name change?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# why are you an anagram of yourself
and haw haw haw
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace! *click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'll be BLAAAAAAAAARRB!!



(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha
tops! :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^ Nice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ahahah it's been a while...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Haha!
grand
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Hasta la vista Blaarrby"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha!
This!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Ey up Dave.
Nice blaarbiness there.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Braw!
I see now why it can be neither bargained with nor reasoned with. And it absolutely WILL NOT STOP until you are  BLAAAAAAAAAARRB!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)

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