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I banged my head and this came out ...
Filename for ... er ... reading the filename ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:01,
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Skeleton tits
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:02,
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we all staaaand together!!...bom bom
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:02,
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yes.
and I just found this cleaning out my server…
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perkusfux ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:03,
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Hahaha
car bomb!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:05,
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not quite got the rhythm right
but i like the colours and such.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:03,
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They're fucking skeletons, dude.
They're not exactly known for their wikkid sensa timin.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:05,
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They look like coconuts
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:03,
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R
a c i s t .
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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pfffft
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:05,
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Hahaha
either that or the one on the right is a scouser:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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This makes perfect sense
:D
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fannycradock ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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lacist?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:38,
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"Your my Country now"
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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Silly Obama
Toothpaste is not make-up
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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stop these lies!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:40,
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7 more years of this?
*ties noose*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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*gets gel and tissues*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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USE THE GEL
!!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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Use vast quantities of the gel!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:53,
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You forgot the burning cross and bed sheets...
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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it's bonzo!
yay!
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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WHITEFACE
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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De Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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so that's the reason for the stereotypical statement "where the white wimens is at"
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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ummmmm
...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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Hehehehehehwroooooooo
...Ahhh
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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I do not know that stereotypical statement....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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This is why I vote Democrat
well, If I were an American I would
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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What?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37,
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he said...
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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the websheriff is near?!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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no rackin' frackin' darnit..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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Yosemite Sam?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49,
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Gabby Johnson
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:59,
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Hahahahaaaaa!
gleeeeee!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:51,
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She looks like a minor!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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Thatcher would have hated him.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:40,
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*hands Acme (TM) rim-shot and comedy trombone*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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Here you go :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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Oh Hai Sushi
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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Oh Hai Stanbo!
How do?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:50,
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Not bad.
Enjoying the week off work! Rocking out with guitar hero, you know, stuff. Yous? You still bored and not working?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:52,
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I most certainly am :(
Got anything planned for tomorrow? ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:53,
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Apart from being a year older, no!
Feck I'll be 37!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:54,
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Ha h aha!
You is well old! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:56,
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Huzzah!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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you love it
horses
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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shut up?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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FP This NOW
woo yeah!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:27,
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COOLIO! NOOOOOOO!
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:05,
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Doggy watches 2bitches1bowl for the first time...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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Ha ha ha!
Now make it 3meg big ;) Tres woo!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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haha yes
I forgot to apologise for not making it 3MB quality. I'm stuck in my over-optimising ways, I suppose... cheers, laddo.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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I expect better from you in the future ;)(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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2bitches1bowl...
shirely? EDIT: Yes! I have the powah!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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what? that's what it says...
:)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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with minor thanks to Barbarossa for a decent title suggestion. :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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bizarrely, I just watched the original on the popular page
hehehe
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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2bitches1bowl is on the popular page?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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rule 34.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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did you winge like a 3 year old child that just lost its rattle about the file size?
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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I found my rattle this morning
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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Your post made me watch it
I laughed like a loon and I also loved the filesize
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Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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the lack of tasty cakes makes this lighter
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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haha what? lighter in what way?
Is that why it's not 3 megs? They were high-res muffins, now I think about it.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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yes!
it's science
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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mmmm two high-res muffins and a lossy donut please mr baker.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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hahah
ever see the muppet dog (no not my mum's) reaction to that?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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haha poor pooch :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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hahaha
woo
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37,
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hahahah excellent
And you know one thing that makes this superior in every way to the one on the popular page? As it loads the image, it doesn't animate like a flicker-book with the pages being turned very slowly by a spastic hand
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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haha, yes that is a factor.
as a related point... I'm sure I've seen mods linking images over 400kb before, and giving the poster a telling off... I wonder why this has yet to happen with the short movie on the popular page...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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They both too busy stuck on the 69 position sucking each other's willies
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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I must find out how to get a hold of rob's second willy.
Then optimisation, begone!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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:D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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a propos of nothing at all really
just had to get this out of my head For those who know maths, please send abuse to the usual address. edit: thrice? fourice? fivice? I have no idea. edit: thanks for the comments!
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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Ha ha ha!
Also, isn't it on more than thrice weekly? ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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You might have caught the omnibus edition...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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Surely that is only on once a week?
;D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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You'd be surprised....
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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Ah Yes.
I have just remembered that it is always on the 23 other ITV channels :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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Is that where three come along at once?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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:D
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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Badummm
tish!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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you know, I have no idea
I tend to go a bit glazed in the eyes when I see programmes where people say "aye" and "our kid"
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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I can't stand it either,
But whenever someone mentions 'Aloe Vera' I can't think of anything but Corrie.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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please
get out of my thoughts thank you
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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I know, that one's a particularly selfish meme.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:57,
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no i get enough of my own hate mail. meanwhile
that picture r funny! lolz!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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hahahah you made a correlation coefficient joke that no one thinks is funny!!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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He says his name is William
But I'm sure it's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy Nice!
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Joliet ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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All I wanna do is have some fun
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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last time I watched "corrie" (as all the hip people call it nowadays)
Bet Lynch was a barmaid, and Annie Walker was the owner. Also, Stan & Hilda Ogden FTW!
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TBL I posted this on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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hahaha
excellent stuff
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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You just missed the compo.
This am woo!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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yeah I know
it was one of those flashes of inspiration that regularly hits me about a month after I really needed it!
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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I get those too.
That's why they never made a computer game about me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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I suggested mathematics lol one day, maybe i should spam it again...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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No - please - don't.
Maths really isn't lolleristic.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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so the newsletter rates you as 'our mum'?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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No.
I'm your daddy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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I think after this weeks one you should never suggest anything again...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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what's wrong with it (other than people don't know what caricature means)?
which reminds me i have to decide if my pic of you is a good enough likeness...the tree makes things interesting.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:38,
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?
and you're right, the only thing wrong with it is that people don't know what caricature means...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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? the tree on top of your head of course...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49,
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I am all at once filled with equal amounts of hope and terror
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:51,
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me too :S
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:51,
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you understood all those nerd jokes in the newsletter
didn't you?
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37,
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every last bloody one.
personal favourite: * What is the contour interval around western Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in eastern Europe.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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you just made my head hurt
I thought I was a bit of a nerd, but you've shown me a whole new level. for which I thank you
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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*bows*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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*knots*
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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I love you
but then you knew that
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Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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ghey
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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he is a cunt
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02,
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Yes he is
Beware what you say though
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:04,
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hahahahahahahahh
i know a guy, who looks just like this. exactly like this.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:04,
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is he a massive gayer
and alien-believing cuntfreak too?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05,
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he's probably a jew...
*runs like hell*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:06,
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er no
Jews believe in the one god, not some alien bollocks, and even they don't charge for knowledge
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09,
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he is really.
his name is Dan Yudlewitz
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16,
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who, tom cruise?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16,
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you're tom cruise
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:17,
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Your mum is Tom Cruise!
LOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:18,
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so's your dad
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19,
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My dad is my mum :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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welcome to Norfolk
sorry GA
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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Arf!
Come the flooding of Norfolk with Global Warming, at least you locals will finally be able to use your webbed feet ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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yay!
gimme six!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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they have big noses, god isn't an earthing therefore he could be considered an alien
and when's the last time your accountant gave you a free consultation?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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You do know that not all accountants are Jews right?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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but all jews are accountants
AICMFP
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:24,
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Silly Racist Monty!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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I am Jewish so I can say that
AICMFP + 10% compound interest
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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I am Jewish,
and so is my wife dave Mordechai....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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well, before anyone gets the hump with me:
Click for bigger (104 kb) Yes, not all accountants are Jewish, although it is a crudely stereotyped profession for them, which is what was required for my joke. and just leaving sarcasm for a bit, there's nothing actually wrong with people being scientologists, anyone should be free to believe what they like.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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Arf!
It's ok, I know you were joking ;) Also, I agree with you up to a point. People should not be free to believe that James Blunt is good ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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i saw james blunt on top gear that was quite enjoyable.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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no
Scientologists are cunts
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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well that may be so, but they're cunts that are free to believe any old crap.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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no, no, & no
I agree that anyone is free to believe in whatever they want, but they must be prepared to accept the consequences of that belief i.e. being called a cunt by me.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:40,
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oh yeah no argument there. so long as you don't tie them up in your basement and rape them untill they renounce...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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what a splendid idea!
thanks for that
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49,
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Yes, well
I agree that everyone is free to believe what they like, unless... 1. They try to stop other people believing what they like. 2. They use their own beliefs to exploit other people. 3. I'm sure there was a 3, but I can't remember it. 4. Prophet.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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no, everyone is free to believe what they like, but an indivudual x must not:
1. not allow other people to believe what x likes! 2. x must use their own beliefs to exploit other people. but it's too late for me to get into a serious type argumenty thing
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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You've got a double-negative in number 1, mate ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49,
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i'll getcha!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:11,
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you betcha!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:12,
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oh you WISH!! :P
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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i don't know.
but he didn't fuck katie holmes
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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Agreed
..Tom Cruise ist ein Juden??!
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Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05,
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lacist
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05,
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can't he?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:13,
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no, sadly not, but Genghis Khan
sadly not but Genghis Khan
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16,
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I have nothing
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:17,
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Walt Disney?
Victoria Wood!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19,
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shit
my gas is on but the pilot light is out
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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Kerry Cantona?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:13,
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I...am....confused.....
*shame wank*
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:16,
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Yes. And I can prove it
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xandmi ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:18,
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that is truly horrible
(
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19,
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Ha ha ha!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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oh god.
new twist on nosefucking
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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we all nose that...
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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oh nose you didn't..
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:36,
archived )
War of the Sea-Worlds!
[Psycho in the hood] ..."I don't think we're in the same fish tank Ray?"
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Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02,
archived )
Cruise looks like Kevin Bacon!
(
cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03,
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haha
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:06,
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What now?
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:07,
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Mmmm ... boobies ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:11,
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Freaky
but Woo.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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Yn cathrenu gwersau...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58,
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Terry Gilliam?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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Pfft!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00,
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Terry Christian?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09,
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hahahaha! damn, it so is :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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Hmmmmm....
Could be....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:15,
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bwahahah
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Just Flange ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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have you converted a woman into a man, there?
(
Shada ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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Ha ha ha!
Is it Wales day?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00,
archived )
hahahaha
ble mae'r cowin lyswennod then?????
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:49,
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arf! :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00,
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:D
Magnificent!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02,
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hahaha
lovely
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:04,
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is it real?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:06,
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No chopper.
Fake.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:11,
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what is a chopper?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:17,
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It is a bike that was made in the 70s
but originally espoused in design by Da Vinci....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:18,
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Are you sure you're not thinking of celery?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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You are such an idiot sometimes!
Celery was invented by Pythagoras! Along with Kos Lettuce, so named after his place of birth, Samos.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:24,
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No you're thinking of sausages
Named after the Duke Of Wellington.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:30,
archived )
sadly no, photoshop stitch job :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37,
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hehehehe!
your alias is fooling nobody
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03,
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O do dydy...!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:05,
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Adderchog! *cliciau*
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Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:20,
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*humbly submits this is a caricature*
because it aims to highlight and exaggerate the jollity and kid-frightening power of the man in the 4th-century Roman costume. *scurries indoors* edit: whoops - sorry about the timing there
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50,
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that's the last time he gets drunk and falls a sleep as a post-mass party
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:51,
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why so serious?
and in other news, apparently i am unhealthy.news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7852168.stm
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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Yeah, but very tasty.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:55,
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apparently I contain half a woman's daily calorie intake...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56,
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Only if she swallows though, eh? eh?
;D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57,
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they don't know what they're missing.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01,
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"Doner kebabs sold in the UK contain "shocking" levels of salt, fat and calories, a survey has concluded". No fucking shit sherlock!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57,
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Exactly, why else would they taste so great when you're plastered?
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57,
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I bet the government gave them a fuckload of money to come up with that gem
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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well kebab testing in the interests of public health is a better way to spend public money
than large sporting events (humblest of opinions)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01,
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Well to be honest,
at least with sporting events you don't know the outcome before you start though....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09,
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I'd like to set up a site called the Department of Universal Hypothesis
And duh.org.uk/ seems to be free.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02,
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FUCKING DO IT!!!!
that's genius. if it were Wiki then i'd be all over it!
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Just Flange ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:14,
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As in Wiki duh wiki duh
Junglist massive?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:19,
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I do love these awful bits of research.
There was one conducted by Oxford University a few years back I believe, that concluded that kids prefer Pizza to Broccoli!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01,
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what's the difference between snot and broccoli
kids won't eat broccoli! BOOM BOOM!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03,
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fuck me.
in other news, the pope's a fucking catholic. Who, seriously, ever considered kebabs as anything other than a seriously unhealthy, yet fucking tasty, snack that you would never eat unless pissed off your fucking tits. fucking.
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Just Flange ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57,
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i eat them all the time sober.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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i wager they're different in Oz.
either that, or you're sick in the feckin' 'ead mate.
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Just Flange ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00,
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I suspect the later.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:02,
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jesus
"now only 1066 calories!"
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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Why so religious?
Woo, you'd make a good make-up artist.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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arf
Have the talktrolls gone now?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57,
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Our youngest cat died from a heart attack in Mrs Toast's arms yesterday. He was only 5. We're finding it hard to work out what the point is anymore. We'll get through it I'm sure, just right now I can't be arsed with anything.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48,
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:(
*manhug* THat's a bitch dude. At least if he had to die he did it in her arms:(
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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Oh no
Poor guys. So sorry Toast.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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Racist!
Edit: Didn't read the text below. Whoops! Sorry about your cat :(
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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:*(
Sorry, Not-So-HappyToast.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50,
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It's all black...black..black!! *kicks over easel*
sorry to hear about the wee chap :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:51,
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that's very much how we're both feeling right now
cheers fella :)
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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Aw Man
I'm dreading the day Bobs goes - I try not to think he's 10 now *manhugs*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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The oldest cat is recorded at 36
10 is nothing... 5 less so :(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58,
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poor guy :(
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52,
archived )
Ouch
soz to hear that m8 :(
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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sorry to hear it..... :(
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:53,
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aw thats so sad
my thoughts go out to you and mrs toast
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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:(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58,
archived )
ahh
bad
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Shada ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58,
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bugger :(
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:00,
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So sorry about that, Mr. Toast
:(
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Shiksa ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:01,
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Oh no :(
I had a cat who died at the age of 4 from FIV. It were not nice :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:03,
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:(
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09,
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:(
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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sorry to hear about that sir.
hope you're bearing up alright.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:54,
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Aww.
Poop. Sorry to hear that.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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Heartfelt sympathies.
Its bloody hard when that happens.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:53,
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I have to salute the originality of the youth of today!
The artistic merit and ironic undertones of the piece of art found on my car this morning almost made me jump with glee. I hope that this work is recognised globally as a true masterpiece and they are suitable rewarded for their efforts. In a drastic bid for the attention of their peers it seems my property was the most appealing when choosing the canvas for their work. I can't thank them enough for brightening up my morning!
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duke rattlehead of the dudist church ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:45,
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Oh dear
Well, you now have the material to park in your boss's space.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:46,
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hahaha
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47,
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get a gun
for their next 'visit'
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47,
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I think you should leave it there
and pretend you did it yourself.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47,
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It's a shame it's not in mirror-writing
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48,
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COCK PISS PARTRIDGE!
What do you expect for having such a nice car...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47,
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COOK PASS BABTRIDGE!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50,
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:)
ed: Sorry about your cat, dude :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56,
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... well, at least they spelt it right...
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:47,
archived )
Not been upsetting Pasanonic have you?
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48,
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hahahahaha
god help me..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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Maybe they were preempting you posting crap on the messageboard
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48,
archived )
geez whinging like this gets dull fast...
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Just Flange ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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Well you know wher the ignore button is.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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i don't like to, i might miss a funny reply to one of your posts, i just wish that people lay would off the reply button when something's not to their tastes.
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Just Flange ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:55,
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IT GETS ME THROUGH THE DAY
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56,
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fuzzy minge, I manage by nipping to the bogs for a quick hand-shandy around 1:00PM
in fact, if you'll excuse me....
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Just Flange ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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Harsh
but the number plate in the windscreen makes it.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:48,
archived )
WHERE IS YOUR BANKSY NOW?
Sorry duke
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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haha don't you think this just puts him to shame!!!
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duke rattlehead of the dudist church ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50,
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the rotters, they stole your numberplate too!
in all seriousness, they should be hanged, drawn and quartered.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:50,
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I was thinking similar,
well...the words breaker bar and kneecaps were said a lot!
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duke rattlehead of the dudist church ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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At least their spelling and punctuation is good.
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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fuck youi       o
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Shada ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:57,
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but is it art?
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58,
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Goodness!
Whatever did you do to deserve that?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:59,
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The Isle of Man Tourist Board
Hello b3ta, this is my first ever post here, have been knocking up silly pictures on and off for years and so hopefully some of these will offend LOLZ!
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Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:24,
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Welcome aboard the good ship b3ta!
You'll never leave... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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OK but if you've got lots of them then be sure to post them all in the same thread!
And just generally have read the FAQ and not piss anyone off as there's been a lot of trolling of late.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
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Either that,
or make sure you have posted a few thousand posts on talk first, then it is utterly hilarious!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
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i wonder who we're talking about there?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27,
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There are rather a lot of
hilarious people on talk ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:32,
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Mad and whacky
Genuine 100% loonies.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:32,
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I know.
They genuinely make me LOL ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:36,
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It's not my style, sadly.
I tried for a bit, but it's definitely not my arena any more.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:40,
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who's that clip clopping across my bridge?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
archived )
Brian Sewell in a pantomime horse costume?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:29,
archived )
Is it a monster?
A monstaaaah
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:39,
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Have their shoes worn through and is there
A rumble in their tummy?
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:40,
archived )
Arf!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
archived )
The Little boy is JFK!!
Welcome.
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
archived )
Shaa Mon!
Cheers chaps! ..don't panic, i've got a couple of pics, but won't be posting like like an anphetimine drivin loonatic lol! Piss myself laughing at most of the material and comments here and have been looking forward to joining in ..top stuff!
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Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:41,
archived )
hahaha
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27,
archived )
hahahahha! Welcome to b3ta
mince a kitten and smash a chair, you'll never leave!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:34,
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welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:39,
archived )
I am offended!
But I don't know why. The church elders will hear of this. Well done.
(
Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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I know where this is going
Welcome! Post a shop and chair a kitten! You'll never leave!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:51,
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I'll leave this here
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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18,
archived )
It's very nice
But it's not really a caricature.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18,
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mmmmmmmm yeah, close enough pulled his eyes far apart squater head
(i think...)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:20,
archived )
he looks glum
which might be indicative of his general attitude I think it counts
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:21,
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i like how eminem just completely dissapeared off this planet after a few years of hype
,no entegrity whatsoever
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:23,
archived )
People said the same thing about Dre.
It's almost like you forgot about him....
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25,
archived )
haha :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27,
archived )
Oh dear...
Ha Ha!
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27,
archived )
Bwahaha!
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:28,
archived )
:)
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:43,
archived )
I like how he worked really hard and came from nothing and is now really wealthy and has his own record label.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
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i like how he completley started off in the mainstream selling rubbish records
to stupid white wannabe gangsta kids,when is his new album out by the way?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:28,
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Erm, well no he didn't really.
You can't just write someone off as making mainstream music just because it happens to become popular. It simply happened that he was instrumental in making Hip Hop fashionable again.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:33,
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he's been producing /realeasing loads of albums on his label
he hardly dissapeared
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27,
archived )
lets have a look at what hes been producing,probably more copy and paste rap
or r&b
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:29,
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Yeah, but it's not like
he is releasing a new album in the next couple of months is it. Oh, hang on ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:30,
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no he isnt as far as i know,thats me being sarcastic,
i think hes milked that annoying voice to much anyway
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:31,
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i get it, you like eminem a lot
jeez, you don't have to go on about it
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Shada ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:40,
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I'm more interested in when dr dre's new album will be released
if ever.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:36,
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Aye.
Hopefully it will be worth the wait. Apparently Dre is producing Eminems album, so that will be something. Have you heard Tha Carter III by Lil Wayne?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:38,
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na not heard it...
I like the old skool sampled beats and stuff like Dre , Jurassic 5, gravediggazwww.youtube.com/watch?v=h016eNYDw_U
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:44,
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Dydy 'r ffordd ddeuda 'u...!!!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:17,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18,
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Ooooh... Double-spangalorum...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:23,
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What the holy hula hoops?!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18,
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how do gay hedgehogs make love?
they rub their pricks together.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18,
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*tumbleweeds*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:19,
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erm...Don't forget to try the steak, it's our largest profit margin.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:19,
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What if they're lesbians? Hmm?
Won't someone think of the lesbian hedgehogs?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:22,
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this is a large hole in an already crappy joke.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:24,
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pffft ...
"large hole"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
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*thinks of lesbian hog hedges*
*fwaps*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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Mmmmmm... lesbian hedgehogs....
*self anoints*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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Oof!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:19,
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oooh toe cawl...must be st david's day...yum yum!
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:26,
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YES
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:45,
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got a cuppa?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:02,
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lol
*drags out of mothballs*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:05,
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
You p-l-onker! Ningles :P
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:11,
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'ning
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:16,
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Hahaha!!!
Nicely. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18,
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I cant work the internet damit!
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Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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hahaha!
I never noticed Jesus' finger-toes before :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:08,
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I've never noticed Jesus's camel toe before:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:10,
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You're such a liar.
Every pic, there you are, having a good old look at his special area...
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:13,
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Well the one's where he hosn't got him knob out anyway.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:16,
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And, let's face it,
there're plenty of THOSE around :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:17,
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He liked to dangle his divinity in the breeze.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:21,
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well who doesnt?
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Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:12,
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hooray for international eat a tourist day!
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:59,
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arf!!
poor dragon
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:00,
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Hahaha!
:D
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:00,
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hahahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01,
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hahaha!
nomnomnom roas-biff :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01,
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Hahahaha!
It's a good moring onb 3ta today!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:02,
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haha but the translation is
"St Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of the church of St. Tysilo near the Red Cave".
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:02,
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i suspect everyone knows i just want to be smug
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:03,
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Yes we have google too.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:06,
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i knew it from the days before google.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:07,
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You weren't born in the days before google.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:08,
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nah im a lot older than my mental age.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:10,
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12?!
Who'd've thunk it.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:11,
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i know. i suspect it's still greater than the mental age of a number of b3tans...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:13,
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hah!
that's just the welsh tourist board's cunning lie not to scare off the dragon snacks
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:07,
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Well in Wales it's called the tourist board for a reason.
It's the board that looks after the tourist. I don't think he's coming back next year though.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:12,
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none of them return
MWAHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:14,
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Well hter has only been one to be fair.
I think he returned as he coun't read the roadsigns.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18,
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Serves him right for going to Welshland.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:03,
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Oi!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:23,
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I thought it said Robbie Williams in the middle then
and I'm a Welsh
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:21,
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it's a very colourful and cheery looking dragon
.
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horrid ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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Barry will see you now...
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Ninj ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:46,
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>.>
**hides** (Woo!)
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:48,
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chuckle.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:49,
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*fears on several different levels*
Woo and eep!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:49,
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Don't mess with da Chuckles
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:50,
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Ithis is one of the best chuckle pics
It's fucking awesome.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:57,
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best
pic ever
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drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:43,
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excellent , as always
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:51,
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Fantastic!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:54,
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I'm not here today
but these are woosome
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:56,
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hahahahah, you loon :D
'lo bobs
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:59,
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'lo steve
you well?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01,
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that I am! Just waiting for lunchtime... I'm day-dreaming of chicken and bacon club sammiches, cheesecake and giant cups of over-priced coffee of the decaf sort....
hows you?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:05,
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Now animate the whole film with their faces on it
and Raging Bull
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horrid ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:35,
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lol
wickedsick :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:37,
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To me...
* Not to me thank you..
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:52,
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Barry CHUCKA-CHUCKA-CHUCKA-CHUCKA!!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:52,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:53,
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won't do you any good he's attached...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:58,
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He doesn't need the chainsaw to be terrifying!!!!
Morning Ninj! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:54,
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Mornin' Welshie!
How ya doin'?
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Ninj ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:59,
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Dwi yn clywed 'n fawr!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:09,
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hahahha! *fears like the plague*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:58,
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hes a sex pest isnt he?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:00,
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lets rock!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:01,
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Chuckle Shuldiner?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:13,
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its james hetfeild
(r.i.p. chuck)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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Wagon's Roll! :-)
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Darklord ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:12,
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Great directors like to experiment...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25,
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lol
he's a little tall for a stormtrooper! 1) And now you're a welsh toe farmer 2) Some cunt has nicked my tomatoie katchoops and I'm having a sliced piggy sarnie! EDIT: 3) Fucking little shites. They've open and used all my mayo too!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26,
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damn you and your bacon sammiches.
I'm already thinking of investing in some cheesecake for lunch.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:40,
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it's crap
dry fried bacon and bread. All my condiments have been taken.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:41,
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fry an egg and stick that in the sammich, THAT would fix it.
and stealing condiments is a bastard thing to do.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43,
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too late now
I just ate the bacon in the end.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:44,
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so you have a couple of rashers up your arse for later...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:46,
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No
But they're making their way down ther as we speak.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:47,
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aw you edited. so it doesn't say 'I just age the bacon in the end.'
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:48,
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butter?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43,
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I'd have to go out and get some.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:44,
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Buy some ketchup while your out..Sorted
:P
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:45,
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But I'd have to go OUTSIDE!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:46,
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Don't do it!
It's not wurf it!!! *fears*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:51,
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There's things out there!
And doodads and whatsits! I only go out on one day in May:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:56,
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And that's only to the corner of your street!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:57,
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Hahahaha! Ace!
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xandmi ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26,
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arf!!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26,
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Hahahahahahaha!
Marvellous!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:27,
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hahahah! "I find the lack of space in this costume disturbing!"
what's with the name change?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:33,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:34,
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why are you an anagram of yourself
and haw haw haw
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:53,
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Hahahaha...
Ace! *click*
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Ninj ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43,
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I'll be BLAAAAAAAAARRB!!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:21,
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hahaha
tops! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:22,
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^ Nice
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23,
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ahahah it's been a while...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23,
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hahahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:23,
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Haha!
grand
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:24,
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Hahaha!
"Hasta la vista Blaarrby"
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:24,
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Ey up Dave.
Nice blaarbiness there.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:26,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:25,
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Yay! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:32,
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Braw!
I see now why it can be neither bargained with nor reasoned with. And it absolutely WILL NOT STOP until you are  BLAAAAAAAAAARRB!!
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:12,
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