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# 'ello, john. got a new motor?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# No
my Delica is fucked.

Proper fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# dear god, one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Her's lovely.
farm2.static.flickr.com/1096/580334408_367b85ca77_o.jpg

Well, she was before I dropped the prop shaft and smased both the oil and water pumps.

She used to jump better than anything I have had, even the Land Rover.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# They are built like that so the Japanese know what it is like to be tall
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# It's got fuck all ground clearance,
but I out performs my Series 3 and is bloody good in snow and ice.

If you absolutely, positively have to take your entire extended family off-roading then a Delica is your man.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# yes, but you are not Japanese, are you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# No,
I am 6'2"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# If you want ground clearance
get one like mine:

www.offroaders.com/readers/images2/Pinzguer/Pinzgauer-action3.jpg

that is not my actual Pinz - mine is bright yellow...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I'd rather hAve a unimog!
I am currently rebuilding one of these:

www.vanconnection.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/vw-camper-van-clubs.jpg

Well, I say rebuilding - more 'wanting to rebuild'.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I had a Mog 404 radiowaggen
the Pinz is much faster and easier to drive, and I fit in it much better. However, the Mog has "Road hugging weight" and the box was handy for camping.

Now the Mog has been backwards converted into a tractor/utility truck on a friend's farm in Nevada - once the box is lifted off it is quite nimble!

But old Split Window VWs are great - always wanted one, but only had later vans.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# visually, yes

how they stay upright when cornering is beyond me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I don't have an L400
I have an L300
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# is it just as shit?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# of course it is, it is a 100 less then that one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# if by ' just as '
you mean 'twice as' then......
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# nice pic
is your wife made of wool?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# She is made of woo.
To be fairness to her, that is taken at 4am the week after giving birth to our third child.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# what were you trying to do ?
dump them in the woods and do a runner, or re-enact a scene from Misery ?
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Our anniversary is on 21st June.
We always celebrate dawn.

Jim is unhealthily thin too, but she is wearing many clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I'd concentrate on celebrating your marriage
and leave Dawn out of it.
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# fake!
this does not happen in RL
(not in sheffield, anyway)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearly marines
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Armed with his Tower of Eiffel,
Wearing kevlar dairy farmer...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Random!
Queens, both of them
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Feed me a stray cat...
(mangakid, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# How about a black and orange stray cat, sitting on a fence?
Maybe one who doesn't have enough dough to pay the rent?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# THIS MAKES ME HUNGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# The new Puma Browns
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# gordon says
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Oh come now. Let's just dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Nice shadowage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Needs more Palantir!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Stranglers

Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Titter ye not


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# *waits for people to tell us how brown has ruined the country*
and woo for yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I present to you the author of Nicholas Chickleby, Beak House, The Peckwick Papers and Great Eggspectations.

Charles Chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# oh dear
Have a woo for the shoppery and a fucking great *SPAAAAANG* for the parting pun there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Another hatch is plotted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# And the Chickwick Papers, David Cockerfield...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# A Tale of Two Chickies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Great eggspectations
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I am illiterate and a thicky.
Sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# A Chickmas Carol
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# The Mystery of Edwin's Brood
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# David Cockerelfield
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# the old curioostery shop
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# chuckle eggs
no shortage o'pens for the puns then:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Dahl's Chickens!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Have this


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# is it the end of the world?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Groundunder
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Why is it always mind-piss in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Modern technology is a wonderful thing.


Alas, I fear the fires of Hell are being stoked for me.
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Ha!
(The Unconventional Jew Get that man a drink, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I demand proof of your unconventional jewishness
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Give him time to finish his bacon sarnie first, won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# mmmm
bacon and kosher cheese sandwich :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# It sort of exists
It's called TV with Audio description. Channel 851 upwards on Virgin cable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# As opposed to BBC TV
which is television for the bland
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# or channel 5
television for the blonde
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# So eye see !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# bbc eye-player....
eye spy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# neee naw neee naw....OH NOES!!......it's the BILL...
run run lil'bank robber:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha nice
And it synchs with the song I'm listening to, so double woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# heh heh cheers....they're always better wi'soundtrack :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Cheese it . . . the fuzz !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# he got rumbleded.......:(
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I dun a nee naw picture once
it wasn't nanimated or anything like as clever as your'n though

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# excellent! i've missed your buffoonery, don't leave it so long next time
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# YAY! Run theiving scumbag blobfish bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# haha-that's him occifer
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# bono?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Michael Winner?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# you're standing on one
loony tits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# loony tits
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I like calling stupid people Tits!
www.b3ta.com/board/9150665
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I like using it as a patronising term of endearment
doll tits, sugar tits... stuff like that. My missus thinks it's hilarious. She's quite wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Or Jim Carrey's contribution to the genre,
"Cheese tits"

(Me, Myself and Irene)
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You missed...
Squirrels with tits

* My wife thinks I'm sick when I say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# your wife needs to get out more
and she should DEFINITELY not look at B3TA, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# If squirrels with tits is a problem.
Tubgirl could be fatal.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Tubgirl? I have not seen that,links or not true!

* I am only joking you know - please do NOT post a link!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# If you insist
1 guy, 1 bike
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Yes it was a terrifying film!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# New, from international best seller New York Times number 1 horror writer Steven King comes:
A THREAD!!!!!!!!

Remember - as long as you have clothes on you could be attacked by A THREAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# This needs some slash fiction action.
A Stephen King/porno mashup HAS to be better than the sex scenes he writes.

Also James Herbert.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# or "Threads" even
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2023790698427111488
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# oh lordy..... :(
I have seen that twice and on both counts has left me with an unshakable gloom for about 2 days afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *Nods sagely*
I saw it for the first time on PBS when I was a nipper. God only knows what my stepmother was thinking letting me watch that, but it definitely changes your outlook for a while.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# 1000% fact
i live in sheff. watching the moor explode was horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Here's one!

* I found it - Wins!

* and then STOMPS again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yes I saw one with a koala in a bucket

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Whew
So it wasn't my imagination...

Shame, it was a cute dropbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Here it is!
www.b3ta.com/board/9151036
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# It's up Dot Cotton's cunt.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# She's probably not a member here....
...but if she was, she'd probably be going, "I'm 81 years of age and they're STILL talking about my fanny. Yay me!"
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Can't wait until I'm old.
I want to know if labia minora keep growing. Like earlobes.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hello Mr mofaha.
Do you have a source for flickr girl handy please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Please, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh dear lord.
"In that case I'll go for the quick gumming for a fiver."
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# .
Dude, it was, like, just here ten minutes ago. I dunno. Maybe it's under the couch. Did you check the bathroom, the bathtub?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# As I was driving to wo*k this morning
I stopped at a roundabout, and during the night someone had written large in the snow the solitary word...

LOLPIG

no idea why, but it too amused me, momentarily
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# LOL
I saw "Pisspig" once. I was in hysterics for... well, for a minute or two.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yes.
And I'll tell you where it is for 12p.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *sold*
to the man in the trilby
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# \o/
*awaits cheque*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Tried here?


{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hairy Polo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I thought it was a Mexican's hat viewed from above
Just with extra bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# The hole of no return!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# On reflection
it looks like a HUGE dump has been taken here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Ahhh....

I accidentally clicked on the /talk!

I am going to have to go and wash my eyes out wit salt and a Brillo-pad now...

See you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ooh Dot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
top shop, but eesh...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# What do you find between Dot Cotton's tits?
Her cunt.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You loon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Ahahahaha
*sicks*

Have

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Thanks
I don't think I've been around on my candle day before.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ahhhahaah, oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# confused!
would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't,
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# It's easy, just do her
and then drink to forget.
It worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I'll never forget chiselling through the crust
and having to chew that jelly
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *dry retches*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oh ffs... 0_0
That made me do a little mouth sick
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *wet pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Monty, you terrible cunt!
*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# A PORK PIE molester!
Pieophile
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# oh god........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Ohsweet heaven nooooooooooo
You have been inside my head and seen that nightmare haven't you...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I love Pam St. Clement. I'm going to invite her to our wedding when me & Mrs V finally get around to sorting it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ugly body
but I'd rape that face
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ?

I'd I've
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# and thats why
brown bags are a god send
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I find heavy-duty plastic bags better for carrying corpses, or pieces of corpses.
Paper bags are fine until the corpse starts emptying itself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# don't worry.
you're still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oh sweet Jesus YES!
Love it!

*fwaps angrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# D:
The goggles! They do nothing!


Edit: Does anyone else find it now impossible to type goggles correctly? Always comes out as google.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# altavista
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No.
But save these for later use: Goggles goggles goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# So kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# errr
rightly wrong!

()i will have a fucking candle, one way or another
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Donate &
you can have one this time next year :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# yeah, tried that
still waiting for a reply to my email after 8 months. so fuck him
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Eh?
did you go via paypal? Because it is usually automatic I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# no, it was an EMAIL
i wanted a question answered before i parted with any hard earned cash.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'd hit it...

and then stamp on it - HARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# eugh
mmmm
eugh
mmmm
eugh

*ponders*
...
*saves*
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# At least there was a few seconds consideration first....
shows that there is still a shred of shame left someplace in your soul ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# i think ive chosen the right side of the fence
*wipes sick from cheek*
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I don't know who you are, but you've won 10 points for your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I don't know who you are or where you've come from
but you've saved beano town!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# \o/
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah...
...sorry about that, friend. Couldn't keep it down.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :)
this thread is making me ill so many times over

rooth!

nope, no more left.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Drink some water, FP.
Then you can stare in horror at the bits that might just possibly be stomach lining that some back up with it.

"Ah, garcon! A gastric lavage for my friend, please!"
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Crikey
that's awfully cleverly done. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Have and would again.
(The Unconventional Jew Get that man a drink, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Pretty soon they'll have MP3 players...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# On the left...
the guy from The Fast Show.
On the right, John Peel.

Edit: and isn't that Tony Robinson next to John Peel?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# second from right
John Thaw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Tony Robinson
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ALSO:
someone's going to be in trouble for putting all that scribble on the blackboard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# You're nicked !
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Left (Back Row)
Andy Serkis (Gollum/Smeagol Actor)

Middle (Back Row)
Martin Sheen's Hair!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# One of those staff, looks a hell of a lot like a relation of mine...
I will have to quiz him about the nuke progamme next time I see him at a family gathering.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Look Behind you
isn't that the guy from the fast show
(arnold sideways, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# yes it is
competitive Dad
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ....RIS?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# That is probably how he sees himself.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Is that Simon Day on the left?
He's doing well for himself post-fast show.

Edit: DAMN! Mindpissed epically.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Monkfish!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Ginger bush?
Nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Well, like I always say....
You grope hedges, expect to get eaten by a hedge oneday...
Edited for spelling pedants :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ?
hadge Vadge
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Freudian slip
when you say one thing, and mean your mother
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Freudian Clit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# is he hedging his bets?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# All I have is this

shitty TOAP
edit: bindun? sorry ifs

actually had to work at work today :\
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *sigh*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# yeah
I know. I should get an employer who is less demanding.
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hehe
i worked from home

well actually i just woke up.. but meh.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# well seeing as this thread is doomed...


To the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
It's been ages since I laughed at one of those!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *whores*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Countdown

Start the clock
(Mikes Soapbox, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Start the cock.

Edit: 7- Hostage
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# A Geek Host
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Ive got a 6 : Gasket
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Sheergoat
a new line in specialist lingerie.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Happy candle icon day
...and it's a K rather than a R
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Bugger 'K' /Ta
Sheekgoat sounds like a cut price version.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I'm sorry, but the best I can get is only 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# 7 letters is the best I can do.
STORAGE

Edit: I got 8: SHORTAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# You missed SHEKOGATE
for a 9
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# goatees and hostage
but why?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Young new Carol replacement isn't a patch on old, portrait in the attic, worn in Carol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# a lot less norks for your money too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Last one for the day....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Pffffft ...
You dropped this: 's
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# can be with or without
anyone want to explain the randomness of the wikipedia entry pic ?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Racist.
I think the shot is to display the profile, which is, er ... no, sorry - I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# no
but why is it that mongs people with down's syndrome always have stupid haircuts?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Typical lack of care, assuming people who suffer from Downs' don't care?
You could ask.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Everybody knows the screening process
involes the building of flat-pack furniture


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I PASS!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# pfft
you win the prize
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Shouldn't laugh
But I did.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
oh fuck, wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *mumf*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# If only the technology was available at the time...
(Piav86 I'm just browsing!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# If only...
I wouldn't need directions to get to KFC.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I'm ris'ing, although I'm sure that's simply pointing me out to everyone
as the freak in society who doesn't understand why people are so obsessed with phones.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# you can ring people up on them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# 'Cos they're cool fun gadgets.
Like laptops, MP3 players, cameras, remote-control planes, Big Traks, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Don't forget Tofu
Great gadget, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Not as good as beef.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# But humans aren't supposed to eat meat
Our canine teeth are just there for show...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# and our gut - it's like
Well - just 'cos we have the capacity to kill doesn't mean we should!

But meat is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Macho
Covering up those doubts about willy size.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Pffft.
That's exactly why I get pissed off with the sanctimonious - because I have a small cock.

And am secretly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I've never been sanctimonious.
I do run into a few people who seem to get annoyed that people don't eat meat.
Some of them haven't even killed animals and get upset at the idea.
Poofs.

/lunaticveggiebiker blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# The only reason someone eats tofu is to be sanctimoniousnessnessnessousness
Mrs V is veggy - simply because she doesn't really like meat.

But to give up meat because of ethics is to be so.

I don't kill the animals I eat. Of course not - I live in Mordor - that would be ridiculous. I buy them from a man who provides that service for me. Just as I do - say - milk. Or water - it's amazing how many people are quite happy to drink water but don't purify it themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# They could be Japanese.
An interesting turn of er, logic.

Why is it hypocritical or pious to eat Tofu?
(Why anyone likes it is beyond me)
Surely it is more hypocritical to like animals and then have them killed for food.

You can eat what you like and you'll never catch me actually complaining about it, people can choose.

Is having some sort of ethical belief wrong these days?



(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# "Ethics" is a term used specifically to preach to others.
It's trying to get 'round self-proclaimed "ethics" using rhetoric that's the problem.

If you like meat, eat meat. Why give up meat to replace it with a "meat substitute" if you like eating meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Some people who liked meat might decide it's not for them and substitute something else with protein in it.
I prefer personal ethics rather than preaching.

Example: Small number of people decide that selling anyone mortgages will get them commission (who cares about lies, telling untruths is just business/maturity), way down the line some poor bastards get to pay for it and we have a financial crisis. Ethics FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Small group of persons is rich, and don't care.
I wouldn't say that's fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# From their point of view.
The others might not agree.
It is found that sociopathy can be a successful route in business.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# ahh, the good old days


Click for bigger (241 kb)
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# and and
and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# and
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ALSO:
and and and and and and and and and and
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# AND
AND
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# PLUS:
and and and and and and and and
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# and
plus plus plus plus plus plus!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I
Likes that hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# De Divil Dey do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *asks in right place this time*
www.b3ta.com/board/9150895
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Oops!
replied to the wrong one!

www.b3ta.com/board/9150911


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# something about a dog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet
or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8834771
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
I had missed that at the time. Thank you so very much.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# wheres Timmy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Maybe
your and had just grow. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Carol Thatcher racism lols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Lollery but bahji.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# OH HAI SEDENTARY BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# O hai!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hello bare sun bathing bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# "waiter!"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i'm gonna have to teach the missus how to use photoshop.
Grrr i missed out on my afternoon dose of lego starwars to changes this gate:


From rock house to Punk Rock for here new uni project:


NEVER AGAIN I OFFICIALLY HATE IRON GATES!!! took best part of an hour woe is me.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# can you make it say
Cunt House
?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *this*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yeah but not today
my eyes are broke i need a pint. To the pub
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I asked for CUNT, DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# a CUNT,
not a REDEX DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Don't blame me
was hosting issues
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# cheers
getting closer...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# yay!!!!
you win...
something.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# h
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# NO NO NO
it's a simple thing I ask
just a gate that says CUNT HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# What a waste!
PAINT! FTW!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# YOU WIN - DEGREES ALL ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# a fitting graduation speech *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Flawless, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# wish id thought of that
over complicating things again
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# tiny little seamage on the second K
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# That's how it's MEANT to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hello Mr DTH sir
do you by any chance know where I can get a pickup for my banjo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Aha!
Banjo pick-ups-R-us!

Seriously play it into a microphone it's MUCH better


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# And it's shit*.
I'd kill your missus for fun and profit.

And sexytiems.



isn't shit
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# she is the one doing the design course!!!!
i think i may kill her. but then again she will come back and get me!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Pffft.
You're so pwnd.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# im like a drawing pin
under the thumb and pinned to the wall
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
My mate took great delight in my moving in with Mrs V - being under the thumb, pinned to the wall, pussywhipped etc.

A few month later he did with his Mrs, and they had a domestic once. I asked if it were ok now, and he said "Oh yeah it's fine. Basically I'm not allowed to ..."

"Let me stop you there. You're not allowed."

"No but it's cool because I am allowed to ..."

"You are allowed and not allowed. End of story."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# am i this friend????
who are you! he he he
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You too, eh?

You're not the one I said it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)

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