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# Property For Rent.

Cheap rates - only three barrels of blood per calendar month.
Would suit abattoir worker, black pudding manufacturer or family of giant leeches.
Enquire within.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# how large is a barrel?
i maybe intereste.... oh wait what type of blood?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Type G Horse Blood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Pure G?
dammit I can't afford that!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# up to you thankfully
not limited to albino frogs or anything :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Is that the Julian calendar?

nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I like the little house on top
and the little transmitter

so that the little people in the little house get to watch a little tv

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I'd love a tiny telly
with only ten pixels or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hehe
get one of those MP4 watches from chinaland

about the same effect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Is there room for spore . . . is there a spore bedroom ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# that's where they exchange spores, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Gazz Hundt Tight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :)
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Nice to meet you Mrs Miliband

CFB etc.

I am not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# transexual/vestite politicians ftw!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Arf. Biden looks kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I bet that tasts salty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Wouldn't - Wouldn't - Wouldn't - Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# obama looks like a trenchcoat flasher
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Looks like rahm emanuel!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
#
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

room: b3ta horse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# this is the new world order, be afraid!
also the cake is not a lie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# i'm not sure either...
so have something completely different:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# i don't feel well
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I spotted him!

I spotted Mr Chad!

Shall I break out my paint set again?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Did that come out of your bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Farmer Giles Farmer Giles Farmer Giles
Farmer Giles Farmer Giles Farmer Giles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Vagina I think
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Polyptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# feels like it
*throws up*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# found him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# he's going to get a permanent injury geting caught inall that machinery
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# BLASKOOMY
and WOOGLE
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Get soon well . . . at least you're getting the bugs out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# SPERM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# you have a overactive pallet"
I prescribe a tablet :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# can i have one?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# BUKKAKE APOCALYPSE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Evenin' all. I know it's not RPS, but what do you think to the image I'm thinking of for the frontpage of my new website?



Original at matthius.deviantart.com/art/Paper-Flowers-97954609
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# No its gay
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Nah I dunno its ok I guess honestly I havnt looked at it really
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Having looked at it I think it might be a bit dull
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# T.J. Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina
www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/03/kidney.vagina.surgery/index.html

whatever will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# poor bloke
having a vagina grafted just for that op. ouch
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I'd like to see them remove the donor through the donor's vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Liposuction....
* Remove the fat through a Donna Kebab's twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# They'll remove a healthy brain through a man's anus next.

I've already got tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# lol I read that as "rickets" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I like the:
DONT MISS:
Extreme multiple births carry tremendous risks

At the side
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# A FULLY FUNCTIONING CUNT ON A HERON'S BACK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# you made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# you say it's fully functional, but how can I be sure?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Ah, fair enough then.
Seems to be the general consensus; If I use the image I'll stick with the original high-contrast one.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Or add bits
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaaha aceness!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Haha, brilliant!
Unexpected Stormtrooper!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# - I like the font
- I don't generally like low contrast images
- B&W: arty or just shitty? Depends on the website, I suppose

/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
#
tubgirl or goatse

/disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I was always more of a tubgirl person

that or lemonparty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Ah well, it's just a first go anyway.
I'm just bandying around some ideas before I stick anything proper up.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# as the bishop said to the actress
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Low contrast won't let you use a salmon background
only black or white.

Now is that what you really want? No. You want salmon.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# teal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I would have one of the leaves slightly coloured

then again I wouldn't have one picture on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Frontpage?
Don't have a splash page!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I like websites where you have to click on the door of their building to continue.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I really do
Whenever I stumble upon one, I send a link out to all my geek friends colleagues.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# can I get on this mailing list please?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Haha sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# they're best if they have lines that
zoom around and merge and change for a minute or two before you can look at the site.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# also a very slowly loading flash only scrollable photograph
that is a single file of 2mb

that has little scroll bars on the bottom of the image to move to different sections of it

very s l o w l y

those a great too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# They're only great if you can't skip them
And just when you show something interesting in the flash movie, the page reloads itself to a second one.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Heh, is that a general no-no?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# It wasn't in 1997.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I think so.
people want to see a variety of images and they do not really browse sites, per-se, they mostly follow links from search engines - you are unlikely to win many users with a page which makes them click again. This is what I do, so I am a bit anal about it.

The original image is much nicer in my humble opinion than this one. I am fond of contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Good point.
I toned down the image itself so I could display the title against it, but I agree, I prefer the original. I'll make another stab at it later anyway, probably ditching the splash. Thanks for the advise!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# such things suck
"DON'T MAKE ME THINK"

"WHERE'S THE SHIT"

"I'M BORED"

etc..

and what pedantichrist said innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# except if you are david hockney
then use your splash stuff as its the only decent art youve done
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# How do you spell: S.H.I.T.E ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# bit dull
what's the website about then?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# It's going to be my own photography website
One that's easier to show to prospective clients than a DevArt site.

Clearly it needs more work.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# i like the font choice
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Odd shape for a front page splash
and the image itself is not ... well, not that exciting
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Is it a flower website?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# sorry dont like it
unless you are looking for trifolium or whatever foliage it is.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Needs more colour.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
#
colour
cowbell
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I think it should say
"WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE" and then something along the lines of "CLICK THE LINK TO ENTER MY SITE"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY WEBBED SIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Actually I feel bad now.
I should have recommended the people who did my site:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Oh thank god it's not a RP!
Spam is much better. Is the site for cottaging? More importantly I just had a smashing curry. B3ta will be much more interested in knowing this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# mmmmmm curry
i believe curry is from the word kari which also means 'honour killing'. awkward really...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# OK in which case I had a thali.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# oooh indian tapas
i had sausages. just sausages. and wine.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Is it?
Shite i got conned. I had a shoe then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# mmm shoe
brogue biryani...nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# well since you asked.
The depth of field looks too forced ( as in photoshpped )
The lack of contrast makes it look too washed out.
The lack of variance in the values makes it look dull.
All in all not a picture I'd be using if it were to indicate my skills as a photographer for hire.

Thanks for the spam.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# the original images is a well a balanced photo
that shows off some good photo skills...
the edit looks washed out and relatively amateurish.

if you're trying to advertise your photoing skills use a photo that shows good photography technique, not photoshop technique.

also, don't have a splash page, they're pointless, annoying and waste of my clicking finger's energy.

just my two pence
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I drew a Swedish kid.

Originally he was saying 'Jo tolor inta Englska.' though I'm not sure of the spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Swedish people wear trousers which do not reach their shoes
and display white socks with pride.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# socks that do not reach their shoes?
Leg warmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# or is it shoes that do not reach socks??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# No, trousers that do not reach their shoes.
Can you not read?


*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Well isn't that liederhosen?
Which is German...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Lederhosen is just leather pants

I believe they can be all sizes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I thought they were like...
those green pants with the suspenders that hit a bit past the knee and you wore white socks with them. You know?

this!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# If they are made of leather, they are Lederhosen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Oh, okay.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# No, that's shorts.
The swedes just tend to wear their trousers to show half an inch of sock.

We wear ours too long, so it is not that wied.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Too long?
They're not long enough until they cover my feet almost completely. XD

Do they really, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Lederhosen are short or long
Liederhosen means "song trousers" which I rather like
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Someone should make a shop of that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# my trousers would sing the blues
or some Tracy Chapman, as loud as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# This is why we laugh at them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# He doesnt look very swedish
wheres his blonde eyes, blonde hair and massive tits?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Uhhh...you mean blue eyes?
And um...boys don't usually have huge tits...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Yes Blue, I was thinking about tits sorry my blonde wandered
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# nicely
nings KK

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Nings.
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I'm British
we have 1 inch of snow and have ground to a halt...............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Poor Brits.

It's snowing here, and has been all day. I'm hoping for a snow day tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I'm ok it's the rest of them (us)
confused
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# meatballs
did the swedish invent them?

are crustaceans musical?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Maybe...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# what? maybe?
its all true

tis nice drawage, you have the skillorz and should now draw a russian kid who is thinking of candles and their ability to sing lullabies
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Why is it always people in your images?

Hello KittyLitter
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# As opposed to...?


Hallo. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# raining
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I work with a swedish guy and can confirm he looks exactly like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahah
Shweet! x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# He must be the new breed of swede
normally they wear shirts with jumpers draped over their shoulders, jeans with upturned bottoms and thick rimmed square glasses whether they need them or not ;)

Getta bra! (bad spelling also)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahahah
They do?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It's true! :)
I tried to find an image for you but typing anyting related to sweden seems to get you nothing but porn. Ask your swedish friend, he'll confirm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
Okay. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# LOL STEREOTYPES
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# He was only Swedish cos he was sayin
Jo tolor inta Englska.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# raceist.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# It's
Jag talar inte engelska.
buuuut needs definitely more blonde tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Hvordan vaer du det?
I know that's Norsk but it's close enough to svenska...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# mmm pie

click for bigger
(snowboardrob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# FUCK YEH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# TONIGHT IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!

* FWAPS FURIOUSLY

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Why so?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS GREAT TONIGHT!

and my dog is still farting winners next to my wife - lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Farting dog = win
Yes!
Film it and put it on links :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I love pies, best of all the pastry goods
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Does this mean I will have to give up my subscription to this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# *rubs knees in a lewd fashion*
PHWOAAAR!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Buy a subscription
And get 3.14 issues free!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Spend hours doing vector pics of films nobody has ever heard of? Yup, that's me.

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Gary Glitter did a film?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Isn't this from Three Men and a Baby?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Looks more like
One Man up a Boy's Anus.
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# is that bloke the one with the GRRRRrrrgghhhhh face?
You know the one i mean - the guy who became a meme through that pic of him straining on the rowing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Me and a mate drew this at work today.
back and forth via email and paint. I happen to think it is the greatest picture EVER CREATED.


Click for bigger (447 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Haha
Tie fighter!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# does it fire ping pong balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# meh it's ok
needs more crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I fucking love you...
and you mate!

CWLOIOCOK
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Where are the bikini-clad laydeeez?
With friggin' lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# well, they're not in my house
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Which is a shame, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# lacks croissant




(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# where the fuck
is TEH SHARK, MAN????
I demand a shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# for M3Essential
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I'm in on this too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# the bank blokes can never find
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# If you live in SN15 it's Great Somerford....
not Swindon

(although Swindon is OK)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Fruity.

Click to view a Slightly Bigger Image
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha
(Londingham ., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I saw this in the window of Blacks just prior to Xmas..
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# that picture
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I guess I should admit to my kleptomania.
Even though I had no idea I had it.

But then I just had to have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# YES!

*Not really - the words without the picture (Blacks would never be accepted on b3ta)!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# those words?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# That's what I said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# NEEDS MORE DISCO!
DISCO TENTS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Okey Dokey
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# perfection
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# ME TENT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Vert much so in tents !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Fruity intent.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
#


shower of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Yay - Shamless-incorrect-time-bank-logo PeaRoast

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i will close my account without delay
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# even thought it isn't with them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# splendid work
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# having looked about at the intrest rates they are all giving at the moment
I said fuck it and brought some more premium bonds
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i won £25 on the premium bonds when i was about 9 years old
i thought i was set for life
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I haven't won anything so far
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# i've never met anyone else that has
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# my mum and dad have one a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# one what? a shag?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Trademark infringement . . . Ooooooooh Poo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# my brother works for them in their I.T. department as a V.P.
They are just the same as every other bank, wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ha, nice
Just on a theme, i was made redundant back in Novemeber and have just, luckily got a new job. Unfortunately, not in time to pay the mortgage this month so have contacted them to do interest only for the next two months till i get some cash back in the bank.... So far, so good.
Knowing this, the mortgage company sends me a flyer about taking out a loan!! How would i pay that back exactly??
Responsible banking?? My fucking arse. No wonder we're all up shit creek.

Sorry, rant over.......
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# who is said mortgage with?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Halifax
Who gives you extra..........
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# they are twats, nationwide are just as bad
but then they all are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# True,
it seems that for a good four years now, most banks and mortgage providers have seemed to flush all common sense and reasoning down the toilet and left us with the shit soup we're stuck in now. Yet they still don't learn......
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# and they never will do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i hope the judge takes the side of the pawn shop owner
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# he might have bad eye sight and read it as porn shop
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# he might have bad hearing and hear bank as wank
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# no, everyone hears bank as wank and banker as wanker
because it is true
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# the collective noun for a group of bankers
is a "wunch"
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# working / consulting at a bank as I do
I can confirm that "shower of cunts" is an accurate description of the whole industry
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# so thats the collective noun
i thought it was a fuckwittery of bankers
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# was this in
The Financial Crimes newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# i done a cfb!
inspired by his hairstyle:

and by bigger, i mean ~1MB
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Which paedophile do you call in icy weather?
Gary Gritter.


/topical


PS teehee to the pic. I look like Hitler on certain days. Or maybe I just look emo.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# But which would you rather look like?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# neither, frankly
*gets hair cut*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Jonathan IceKing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# evening b3ta!


i've been stuck in bed all day with glandular fever, so i made this :)
(marmitemarmite, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I would watch this
It has to be better than the Paris Hilton version.

Hope you feel better soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I'd hold out for the musical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# *breaks out the mammies*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# You're the one that said all black people should pay 2m Zimbabwean dollars for a tictac!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# oh but what a tictac
*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# *rubs tictac*
meh, it's personality that counts.

On that note and to paraphrase the little know, correct quote from The Magic Roundabout...


...*boing*
Time to bugger off for a curry said Zebadee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# have a nice curry
I'm going to have a piece of toats :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# With curry on it?
I'm going to have a thali; the Indian tapas:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# going to have a boiled egg on it
I'm eating far too much shite and I have to cut down
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I had curry tonight and the my dog licked is clean...
(The plate that is)

She is now sitting on the sofa with the misses, farting like a trooper!

WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember when I was a kiddy and the dog used to get to lick the containers from the Chinese clean every Saturday.
I'm presuming that's what you mean or did you just mean that the lick your dog had is not dirty?

EDIT: And can the missus actually notice that it's the dog, not you, that is sitting with her?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# So much mind-piss so little time...

The dog licked the plate clean and is now on the sofa pulling eggy ones off...

I am sitting safely over the other side of the room, Googling "Squirrels with tits" and rearranging my pocket handkerchief.

* FWAP, FWAP, FWAP...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# would that be egg fried or pila?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Little know fact
There is actually only one grain of rice in the world. It is just reused lots of times.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# that, i can believe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Its name is Nigel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I though for a second, 'Fucking hell. A new compo on a Wednesday? How bizarre!'
belated 'ningles b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# especially as it's a tuesday...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Oh yes
I took my day off a day early this week. Good point.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# \o/
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Stop fiddling with your glans
and they won't get so feverish.
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Have a woo!
Also, you will be very popular down at the blood transfusion clinic once the fever has passed
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# hahaha

Zanu PDF? ... No?
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# That'll be 201,000,000,000,000 ZD
or a pound.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Paris Hitler
She done gone and tanned herself black and grown a little tash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# power sharing in zimbabwe has the same chance as my current employment still being around at the end of the month.
arse!

anyone in the south west need a hard working graphic designer?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# My First Animated gif!


Is this the most annoying man currently on TV?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I don't have a TV
but Iggy Pop looks more like me, the older he gets.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I don't have a TV
but as I get older I find I look more and more like pedantichrist, which is an odd coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# How many people actually do not have a TV?
I am amazed by this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# actually, I do have a tv
2

one is 5" portable lcd thing which I watch about in total about 10 hours last year

the other is a 12" b/w one that I.. um.. watch about an hour a week max

tv's dying out man, it's all internet tubes now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I don't have a TV
but I also have no opinion of Iggy Pop
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# i like iggy pop
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# do you like fizzy pop?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# not as much as pissy fops
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Oh god!
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS MOVED MY COMB!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *duels*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# weapon of choice?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# sword
"ah a gentleman's weapon. in that case, sir, you get the pistol"
"hang on, sorry... i thought we'd both be using swords"


*waits for probably only jeru to get the reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I think there is a danger mouse where they think they're askign if they want a jewel
I remember loving this as a child.

*I recognise it... but I can't place it.. I'm gonna guess blackadder though*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# oh? comb?
I don't remember any comb

*kicks bin over*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I used it to make all the nice shapes in the butter that you all liked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ridged, straight from the fridge, for her pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# You got it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I dont have a T.V.
But render no hate towards this man
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Does anyone want to buy a TV?
I like fizzy pop and pop corn
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# He's actually an interesting, articulate and friendly bloke
but fuck yeah, that's one VERY irritating advert.

He should marry Gillian McKeith.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I don't have a T.V.
But I do stamp on Otters!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Stamp more conveniently on otters, with:
™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Looks like she STOMPED to hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I met him last year

Didn't really think he was annoying. I don't know what TV show he's in though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# i don't have an Iggy Pop
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# but your TV is magnificent
and also your television
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I don't have a T.V
Just an overwhelming sense of smugness towards anyone who does.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I'm Iggy Pop
and I invented the TV
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# You didn't mention this to me before
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# he was young, he needed the money
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I was young, I needed the money
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# see
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Before, during, and after every sci-fi program on SKY
Honestly, I can't get to that mute button quickly enough at every break...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# The worst thing is
I happen to know that Iggy Pop has insurance with Saga.

God I feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
Photobucket
(The Unconventional Jew Get that man a drink, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Yay!

Shoot them down with CDC's!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# .
Photobucket
(Catnipppp, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I presume the Sherif was shot by Bob Marley?

He loves his doughnuts wi'jammin
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I shot the sherrif
But I didn't shoot the doughnut.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i may not know art but i know what i like
this is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# That is going to cause a traffic jam
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# question: on your website you say you're a fan of david icke's politcal struggle
does that mean you agree with his stance against the new world order or do you go so far as to agree that the illuminati (including the british royal family) are saurians?

edit: or you could do a microwave and just post your images and expect praise whilst not talking to anyone. that works to i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# you'd be saur if you rode around on horses all day eating corgis and shooting peasants
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# He has evidences
8 hour talks worth of evidences
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# with blackjack
and hookers

ah, forget the blackjack

oh screw the whole damn thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Charlie Brooker's Screen Burn from a week ago?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# :)
I would love to attend one.. just to listen to some of the guff.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# there's a b3ta outing right there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# don't worry about the lizards
the insectoids are going to destroy them

oh... shit... shouldn't have mentioned that

*goes into hiding*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I have said before and I will say again
The most unhinged person I ever met, was a huge follower / peer of the Ike'ster... I really cannot explain the level of madness I encountered, in an hour long conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# icke has me as far as "there is a shadowy conspiracy running the world"
about as far as bill hicks takes me. icke loses me with lizard people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# There are a few people who make the whole lizard thing
look almost non-fiction by comparison
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# elucidate me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# *plugs Tom O'Bedlam straight into the mains*
OH, GOD damn my dyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# The conversation happened abut 10 years ago now, I won't be able to recall all the details
If you really wanted I could put the gist down in a gaz but it would be quite epic, even the stuff I could remember.

Safe to say I have never seen a single lost shoe on the roadside without thinking of this bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# if you fancy committing it to text i'd be more than happy to read it.
i love a good conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# David Icke and the lizard lickers
question: on your website you say you're a fan of david icke's politcal struggle
does that mean you agree with his stance against the new world order or do you go so far as to agree that the illuminati (including the british royal family) are saurians?

I am a huge Icke fan, i did the cover of his recent DVD Live at Brixton in London. About the reptiles, who knows? Sounds good to me, the royals are doing an awful lot of inbreeding for some reason, that is provable, perhaps to keep the money in the family, or not. I am an alien contactee myself, with many episodes of missing time, 3 hours at a shot, laser cuts, bruises, the whole deal, but also they wipe out my memory on it, so I cannot really speak to what they look like. But I know they are not reptilian.


edit: or you could do a microwave and just post your images and expect praise whilst not talking to anyone. that works to i guess.

sorry, i would have answered, but i posted and went to take a nap.

I never post for praise, if you could see the fan mail i get everyday from fans on the internet you would be amazed. I post on b3ta to give back for all the hilarious posts i see here, I am totally addicted, coming in 5 times a day to see the wacko thinking, so genius, i am an epic b3ta fan. thanks!

(Catnipppp, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Aww, now all I want is a toffee doughnut :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# hahahaha
exquisite jam-filled FUN.......love it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# thats very woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# It was a bad day for the Bad Boy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I suppose he's not having a good day then.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# This is one of the most disturbing images I've seen on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bacon sandwich anyone?


Click for bigger (142 kb)
(ohshagit, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Ris?
Also its making my eyes hurt a little ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# It's a magic eye picture for people with spiral shaped eyes.
and something about Battersea Powerstation
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# * Goes cross-eyed

* Completely mind-pisses his head 8¬{
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# bit crowded on there
needs some 'demolishen'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I fucking loved that game
2 was far better and then it went all shit after that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
#
need more knights in those garrison.

One stripe meanz teh defeetz.
(I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Settlers ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# The only game
My mum got addicted to. She used to play it while doing the ironing.

She actually completed it!
(scazy_lumbag, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Great news


Click for bigger (42 kb)
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Rape isn't funny...





Heheh.
(The Unconventional Jew Get that man a drink, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
19. Snowmen



(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# these makes me smile
but i only understand half the words :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# have I typo'd to hell and back?
or my dodgy handwriting
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# sometimes the letters are a little close together
/shouldn't talk because i have awful writing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# see
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I did type it..but I prefer the rougher look of the handwritten stuff
but rough is no excuse for illegibility.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# its just a couple of words like "fridion" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# you mean, to you it reads:
I'm that snow. Arouse me! Would be satisfying, as your why would melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# you have found the subtext
you gain one experience life point.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# wonderful :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# big smilies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# how big
I need a comparative example.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# nyowwwwm!

Click to view in Glorious 16k colour
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It is the end of the world!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Build an ark
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I have a dinghy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Collect two of every single-celled organism!
(or one, for those that are asexual)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Go bark and lick some bark
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Anyone here ever play Sim Life back in the 1990s?
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I did.
I was a big maxis fan.
edit: I also played sim earth too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# i recently discovered that simtown isn't as good as i remember
but that simtower is suprisingly addictive
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i have a copy. i just don't understand how to play it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I'm interested in how a pair of hi-tops is worth £84.50 to you.
What kind are they?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# nike dunks.
my old pair just wore out and i can't find any that i like in shops so i ordered some off nike's website where you can customise them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Is this what they look like?
www.nlcnet.org/admin/media/images/China/Made_in_China_1998/img182.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# something like that yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Bizarre!
Reminds me of last month's Phenomenix in the FT. Involved herding lots of different animals into the Large Hadron Collider...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I'm amazed that FT is still going.
I used to love it, but the last time I saw it, it was mainly just reprints of stories I'd already seen on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# it lives in the same office as bizarre magazine and Vis
I did work experience at Bizarre magazine.. it was suprisingly ordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
WOW
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Woo! Awesome!
Although, it reminds me I am somewhat sad that my friend's two giant tortoises have died due to the cold weather we're having. As far as I know, my own two standard sized ones (both hibernating) are OK - fingers crossed...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# boing-de-boingy
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# glee!
Thats a lorra lorra Giraffe!
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)

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