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# Yay Kooky's here..... happy happy funtime!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It's nice to see Jade is holding on to her sense of humour...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *cunts kooky in the fuck*

scary motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Kooky can get right to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I've got a massive erection
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# with a special machine
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Can you mi...oh wait, don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Nicely done!
FUCK YES FUCKYES WOOTLES!

I have my Star Fleet DVD to watch later!

*GLEES ALL AROUND THE ROOM*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Although it looks like Kooky's already giving himself a happy happy funtime!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Communication difficulties


(Sorry)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
The old ones are the oldest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Is that why TGA is so very old?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahahaha you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# BOSTIN!
This kipper sewp taysts reeerly dinnerrey!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# NODDY!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Pfft anyone remember the Funky Moped?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# FULL ON OFFICE LOL - YOU GIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I did say sorry!
;)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# You have to admire that Holly Willoughby...

... you just have to!

I do, on a weekly basis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *doesn't*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hello, I've spliced my brane :¬?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hello
that doesn't sound food?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Doesn't sound food?
Doesn't sound food?

I think you should reconsider that. Or I should anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I think you're losing
Better have a nice sit up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I can't cope
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# She is particularly well formed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# and wet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# * FWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# As Eric Morecombe would have said
she's a fine big girl.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# well, I don't think you have to . . .
I don't think you have to . . .after all she has her knockers . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Huuuuuge tracts of land....
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Greatest Hits!
Records? THEY SURE ARE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Would X10
Shes lully - in a girly, ditzy, slutty kinda way.

Used to love that bit in the saturday show where she wore a maids outfit and got covered in cream cakes.

Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Left one is a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# would, because she has the opposite bits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# This is sound logic. I heartily approve.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I don't even know or care who she is
apparently she's on a show about Dogging
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Dogging on Ice
they push a transit van in to the center of an ice rink and then let the celebs go one at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
are the C list celebrities right into it anyway?

Also - how are ya? Long time no etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# its only just lately that I have thought her willoboobies are big..
and thats only because she is preggers..

I reckon it was a marketing idea when there was all the fuss about her tits a while ago.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oh my....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Geek

7-Shape Vector Clive Sinclair
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
7-Shapes Art: All art on one wall! Specially supped-Up for large resolutions
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Tippity Top Sire!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# He's a very Cliver man
Is that Rob in 30 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# No it's rob with beard and sans wig :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Sir Rob Manuel demonstrates his new idea for a "web site", 1988
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Or Ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# You mean Steve Davis . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Pffft
30
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# yeah ...
typo
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# excellent
hasn't he gone all strange now - frequents lapdancing bars and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# What's strange about that?
I mean, ummm, yes, yes he has!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# That's just reminded me.
I had a dream last night and some people were trying to get me to go to a lapdancing bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# That's Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Lovely
how did you do the dots on his head, if this is a 7 shape vector? I cant see the connecting lines at that res...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah ...
... small lines that you can see as you suspected!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ooh nice one
im related to him. top vectorage!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# No
Way! That's cool. Say thanks from me for the Computerage when I was a kid if you see him at Xmas or summat!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# lol
i'd love to but ive never met him :(
distant relative i think. im related to his mothers side, probably cousins somewhere down the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# That's SIR Clive.
Have some respect.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# oh hai b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Oh hai abbreviated man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# You can do eet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# GrittedTeefs!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Poll!
Should he do it?



(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Coming over here, taking our opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Why is there not an option for
chipmunks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Because everyone would vote for chipmunks
And we'd never get any do it/don't do it decisions made.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# He does it!
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# scrollback
what a treat:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# DO IT!
I DARE YA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# SEMOLINA PUDDING!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I always get that mixed up with some other pudding stuff
is that the stuff that has the texture of frogspawn?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Tapioca?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# That's the brother from another mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# GO ON THEN, FUCKING DO IT!
WHAT ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUS...

..oh! sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# twit!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# twoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Well that lecture was productive.

Loses a lot in the photography unfortunately :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Heffalump!
Elephantiasis?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# interesting fetish...
i have lecture notes floating around with rude drawings of mates and lecturers found one with myself the other day...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D
I might do a few animals. I could probably manage a crocodile, giraffe and spider at some point. Might be a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# As mum mum would say
"Don't they give you paper to write on?!"

Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Utter brilliance!
I love you Matt 19 and an indeterminate amount of fractions!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ghey. and no one loves a twenty two year old kebab :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Oh come off it, you're like 40 at least.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# This^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ASL?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# 23/male/far far away from you thank god ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oh come off it, you're like 45 at least.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bollocks!
I've been found out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# No, I'm a 17yo girl in east london. It's a lovely rainy day here.
I need to buy a new bra, my boobs have gotten to big for the one i'm wearing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# You too?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'm also bicurious got cam?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yep
Hang on while I link

Webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# are you the one on the right or the left? still would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# from this statement I have concluded
that your boobs absorb water at an alarming rate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'm retaining water, it's a time of the month thing.
So if you're into redsex call me now!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# *starts to cry*
the internet used to be such a lovely place... pointless and useless but lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It was all fields around here once.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# there there. need some 'consolation'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *bites*
East London eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# yes init.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ha! Busted!
No-one in East London would ever say Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not originally from east london, that's just where I happen to be located.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahah thanks a lot.
I haven't pretended to be a 15 year old girl on here anyway.

it was bad enough going into a mmo shooter with name 'blossom' i couldn't believe the number of kids that tried it on. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I was going to troll as a teenage girl on here, but I got put off by the amount of shitty trolls that don't put in the effort.
Also, I'm fucking lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# awww
is it related to Gothopotamus?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ^this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# No. Fucking. Way.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# haha.
That is superb. I can't help feeling that she'd (?) look that miserable even without the whole goth thing going on.
( good support from clownie goth there too ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm having a genuinely hard time determining their genders.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm having a genuinly hard time determining their species
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Gothanus Gicanticus.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# It looks like you can
see her stretch marks through the dress
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I'm still not convinced it's a chick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I think this one is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
HAs she got a JJ tattoo?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# questionable.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# you question her.
I'll be at the burger king.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# What about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Wow...
Man? Woman? ManWoman?
(gw0001 Floss is Boss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :)
happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Well... Um...
Wow...
(Haz, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Strange, no ginger.
Whenever I see fat goth girls they are usually accompanied by skinny ginger guy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# They probably ate him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Or used him as a dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# very nice
also - fits in nicely with something I was just reading about:

blog.turntablelab.com/images/02.05.09-4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Haha oh that ain't cool.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I think it might be
I think it might be very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha
They call you tripod for a reason then? Coz I can think of only one way of holding that camera there and have both hands in shot.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Now that some sneaky terrorism


Oooh its my B3taday. That means that if its already been done (cos I haven't checked) you can't be nasty to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# HAPPY INTERNET CANDLES
and woo to yonder pic.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *is nasty to Furness*
Happy candleday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Nicely
Happy Arson Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# heeheh
oh yes nice candle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Ha!
Tops :D

I am now eating a slice of cake I made, in honour of your birthday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hoppy B3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# oh dear
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# My word, you're on fire today, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Is...is this real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *surprise snogs*
Hello You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Is it just fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# caught in a landslide
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# BHLC!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Griffy!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# BHLC!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# oh my shitting god
the mincer!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# RiffRaff!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Vile amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It's Channel 5 I feel sorry for...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Home and Ablaze...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# The Frying Doctors
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Edit: I'm going to have to go outside, everyone is (correctly) thinking I've gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# and cold is a cure for insanity?
is that why Canadians are so sensible?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# No, it's because their cigarettes are much cheaper*
*the only way to determine a countries' sensible-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# so Russian smugglers are the most sensible
on Earth... makes sense I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Silly Prof!
They are the exception that *proves* the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *tries not to laugh*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Pfft!
*feels bad for pffting*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# The Sauteedvans.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Curling tongues
In retrospect, a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Oi - get those suspenders back on!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# what's all this then?
have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Your outfit is the perspex liberty bodice
and these damp galoshes.

Off you go - changing room is over there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
also - they're quite clearly straighteners you gay

/realises that being able to identify straighteners makes him look gay - but therein lies the 'humour'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# clearly the anteater has already used the curlers, and is now trying to rectify the problem.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hold on a minute
let me get this straight... anteaters have the cognitive capacity to plan and solve problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# clearly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# heeheehee poor ant eater.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ouch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ha haha
you're a bad bad man and Barry Crier will probably hunt you down and try to steal what remains of your youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'll happily take that challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# :) - 'noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I don't know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# you have to make aeroplane noises
to get your cock in her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
young old

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# so that's what i'm doing wrong...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# TOP TIP

I mean: hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
real LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# NO!
NO NO NO NO NO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hullo Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# You need to drink in different pubs!
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# There's no limits
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# 2Unlimited are reuniting to do some concerts

/music blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# By popular demand, surely?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Their fan kept writing for them to lay aside their musical differences
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hehe - I must take issue with your use of the
the word 'musical'.

The bird did have great norks, tho, if mammary serves...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# yeah

please also note my use of the singular 'fan' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# yes indeed, sir
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# she was a bit of a hottie
her and Neneh Cherry probably have a lot to answer for with regards my proclivities

*buffalo stances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *buffalo mozzarellas*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hummana hummana
images.google.co.uk/images?q=anita doth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I Say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
musical differences.

"I think we should say 'No' 15 times and then say 'no limits'..."

"are you on fucking smack you silly skank? 15? 15 times? This isn't just pop music we're making - Haddaway will never respect us fully if we only say it 15 times - we need to go for a better number like 17."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# What?
They're starting to do music this late in life?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# There may even be notes involved this time

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Suicide notes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahahah
one of my favourite jokes that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
I remember when I first heard it I told it to everyone I met for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hullo Sir!
Long time no see, are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh yes
got a couple of weeks off to do some DIY
don't tell mictogirl i'm here :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# A couple of weeks?
What are you doing, building a house?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# de-tiling kitchen
swapping worksurfaces
installing new sink and cooker
re-tiling and painting
re-flooring

then onto the bathroom :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Oh flip that sounds pretty intense actually
Good luck!

I paid a man to do all that last year
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# i'm skint or would have too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# You moustachioed fiend, you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *swashes buckle*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *covers eyes*
*unreads*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha
you awful man
you seen the bacon explosion yet?
www.bbqaddicts.com/bacon-explosion.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# bacon? explosion?
tell me more!

edit: fucking hell. I am bookmarking that fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# isn't it a beaut?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# oh my yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *speechless*
That looks so wrong and yet so very very right....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# i cannot wait until summer to try him out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# O_O
joy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Sweet Baby Jesus!
That's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# that looks good if it's pork sausage
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Fucking hell

1 - 0 for the carnivores
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh my, yes.
*Bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Oh my god
that's awesome. I'm definitely buying a barbecue this summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# woah.
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Nasty man
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
yay
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha oh dear. Can't help but think that's a girl though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
WRONG!WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# BHLC!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahhahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ...and mine doesn't smell of rabbit holes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Oh Benny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
So wrong in so many ways!!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Chuck Norris takes 8 dogs for a walk with the leads tied to his cock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Posts like that make me wana chuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# People say there is no chin under his beard
only another fist.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Folk are never happy.

Visit terrible blog here for other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# is your middle name
Neil
Noel
Nigel
Norman
Nicholas
Nerys
Nimrod
?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Norris?
Nathan?
Nigella?
Nathaniel?
Norma?
Nora?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ban this sick filth now !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I should think so too!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# City Of Lost Children \o/
Great movie. Jeunet is top.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# we have a right to complain:
*citizens charter*....re:john major
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# aaaaaaaw go on!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I concur
wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *complains*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Dear sir or madam
I am writing to complain most vigorously that the man in your latest campaign is oppressing me with his large trouser package.

Disgruntled Littlehampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# pfft---top tip:
put a banana down...................i do:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# You dirty pathetic little banana!
Call that a bend? Also you're more green than yellow, you failure!

You're a disgrace to bananakind!


^ like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *feelin'fruity*
*whips it out*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I love that joke about the guy who can't get a girlfriend.

His mate tells him to go swimming at the local pool, but to put a potato down his trunks.
The lad duly does this, but only receives looks of disgust from the ladies.
He confides in his mate who asks him to show him exactly what he did.
The lad obliges, putting a potato in his trunks.
His mate stares aghast for a few seconds, before replying; "Put it down the front next time."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That made me think of something else
which is far too long to type out. But it ends with...
"Oh god I'm in the shitbox"
and his mate from the wardrobe hisses "turn her over you daft bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha a classic tale.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# king edward
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# classic
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hurumphf....(the sound of outrage)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# This
is still in a picture frame and on the bookshelf in my living room! :OD

Funnily enough, next to our cactus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Yays :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# FP THIS
in every national newspaper in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# News: Aussies less arrogant these days
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Too soon man, too soon....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ^this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ^that

* Also "What she Said"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# THat's rather nice
But I'd prefer it if it said 'In the mists of fruity' as I'll letting off some stonkers today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# McCauley Schenker Group
Then Michael Schenker Group
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# shekshi
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# nice logo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# that looks
exactly like my guitar. Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Achmed! :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yTzl5osh6g

I KEEL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# That is actually a lot funnier than it should be :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ^this
new guys
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# We're seeing that guy next week.
The pupetteer, not the... Well, actually, Achmed will probably be there too.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# pfft
yeah but jesus'got twelve mates
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Tony Blairenstein
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Aww, he only wants a freind.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Looks like Ronald Reagan
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
#

Click for 200+ more doofers.

'Muffet' *snigger*.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Wonderful!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# yay :)

*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# muffet
muff
muff
muff
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love the authentic sound effects!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Terrific :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# She appears to have blood on her spoon
Is this a vampire version of the story that I didn't know about?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ha!
I never noticed that before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Another pop at the compo
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe
now run!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# cdc terror!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# haha anagram tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha I love this
Tufty ar la!


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# haha
tufty!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# This was a bad idea! - Her last words!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# That's a huge Sybian she's riding.
No wonder she grins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha
not to be confused with Syrians
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# True dat!
This is a syrian....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I want to believe that there is a whole country in the middle east...
...run by hamsters.

Could this be a compo?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Maybe Hamster
is the new ham-toucher?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Failham is the new ham
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Arghhh cannibal luncheon meat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# or is it a jird?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It is most definitely a syrian hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# This is a syrian high
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Heh
Bet it ate a hell of a lot of peanuts after that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# or simians
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# There is a very edgy 'shop possible from the combination.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# GO FOR IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# She'll be scarred for life (If not dead)
So I'll pop this here...



With a HUGE nod to Barryheadwound ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# pleasure...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)

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