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# Sorry for the filesize, I know it's big for a still pic,
but it never would have worked as a JPG or GIF...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# WORMHOLE KITTEH IZ IN TRUBBLE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# AAAAAAAAH MY INTERNETS MY POOR POOR INTERNETS
why not a gif? worried about colours?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The transparency and colour banding would have completely knackered
it just wouldn't have looked so smooth and edgeless, which is what I was goin for.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Holy Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Nice colouration!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# RGB, what else is there!?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# so sweet
but im nosey why not a gif or jpg as i have no idea what else there is
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# with pngs you can have high quality transparancy
you cant with jpegs and with gifs the quality is plop
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# oh that'll be the alpha transparency then
much better than binary*

*according to the internets

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ^This^
It would have worked fine if the redness was removed but I really liked how it looked, and I thought a square block of white around it (JPG style) altho rescuing the shading, it woulda spoilt the 'sitting on my screen' effect.

Still, it's still half the recommended high end for an animation, so I figured it was middle ground and I'd get away with it if I said sorry! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# because he wanted
it to be transparent around the edges. Dong this in gif reduces the quality as gif can't cope well with transparent gradients. Doing it as jpg removes the transparency so doing it as png breaks the board and he needs a spanking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# This is good.
You are good.

You are a GOOD person, BECAUSE you did this.

GOD will reward you mightily*.


GOD may not reward you mightily.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Well props is due to whomever took the original pic I found on teh interwebs,
but sometimes is nice to try n do somethin 'quality' rather than just funny, i'n't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Dunno what you're on about!
*whistles nochalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I agrees
which is why I dun this.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# That eye looks amazing,
good job on the fur btw! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Useless guards.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Is that one at the back sucking off its dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Seems so, can't rely on the little ones to keep look out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# That is fucking disgusting!
Yet at the same time, rather arousing....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# cr3 cheated.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# How?
By actually offering real money, and therefore something I actually want?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# it's unreasonable tender.
and im skint. my dole was cut :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# It is not unreasonable in the slightest!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# this is unreasonable bias
my handdrawn custom porn is more valuable than 2 quid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Well if you would like to make a higher bid then,
draw a picture, sell it, and then bid the proceeds!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# i've got a crab fridge magnet and a coffee cup on deviant art.
but no-one's bought anything.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# ok, do I draw an anime anthro and whack it on ebay?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Yeah.
Whack it up with a 3 day sale limit, and then you can give me all your proceeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hmmmm. It's actually a really tempting experiment just to see if i can flog a pic to a petfucker.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ask for suggestions on here first..
I'll get the ball rolling:

An anthro making a 'love egg omlette'
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# A cheetah man having sex with Judy Jetson
from The Jetsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# A sturdy elephantine lady being 'had' by a giant bee man
with tentacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Is it this crab?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ1NUiwzBUw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# no this one:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Geoffrey is much better than that crab!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# i have compared the meakrats.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Oh Alexander!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# been along time since i've answered to that but yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Not you ya spazzer!
Alexander, the chap who owns and runs comparethemeerkat.com!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Which is the best then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# the bearly legal female one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I still wouldn't want to eat one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# you keep waiting...
I cant do animation.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# sorry... that was terribly rude of me


...because I can't really either
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hee Hee
What would I need to get my pictures to move?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# the gimp
www.gimp.org

it's free, a lot of people find it intimidating but there's a good manual

gimp-savvy.com/BOOK/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ta
I use CS4 at the moment, can I do movement in that?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# i dunno i use the gimp :)
can you just save a multilayered file as an animated gif?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Fireworks is in CS4, isn't it?
I still use Image Ready (work is still on CS2), but they've taken it out now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# A girl's best friend
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Can you make a love omlette with them?








(can't believe I just said that)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Much more discreet than a rabbit, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Where do you stick yours?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hehehe
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
STINGIN'!!!
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *licks monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I remember last year Tesco had a promotion on creme eggs...
10p each, 10 PENCE each
that was the happiest Easter I've had in a while
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# That
would truly be a wonderful thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I like them
and your post has made me think about licking one out of a soppy mimsy.

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I hear you
The thought sucking one out of a mary as wet as an otters pocket will get me through the afternoon.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# It's going to leave me
quite, quite dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Spent eh?
Been there.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# There's a new guy in town...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Does he kill them all
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# No, they're still alive at the end...
albeit with no skin...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yep this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Or skin pinned back and botoxed so much
they're unable to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *rates five out of five for no skin*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# A+++++++++
would skin again
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That was the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Sex and the City: Three women on day release with their grandma...
and the japes and hijinks they get up to
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Surely, two women on day release with their grandma go riding....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Or as Brian from Family Guy said
"Three hookers and their mom"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# that's probably what my brain was trying to remember but couldn't
I'll make sure it pays for it's stupidity later on by drinking alcohol and using a mobile phone too much.

Mwwuuhhhhahhahhaaahhaahahah *cough*

Then we'll see how much it remembers then!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Your brain is evil and must be punished!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Fucking Sex and the City!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ZOMG!!!!! IT IZ ABOUT YOU, YOU LIVE IN CITY, YOU DO THE HUMPING
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# THESE FACTYS IS TRUES!¬
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Will there be killing in it, mainly everyone getting killed in it
but not pretend killing, real killing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# it can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 2: THE SEAMEN WITHIN
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ahaha
this is much better
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 2: MARRIED & SOBBING
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 3: SOMBRE REALISATION THEY'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF SHAGGING ME
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 4: THE MUMMY RETURNS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 5: MILFS AND LOVING IT
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# SEX WITH NO PITY VI: MUMS GET BUMMED
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# SEX WITH NO PITY VII: sex ain't so pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# has someone done a porn version of Sex and the City?
must have happened, surely..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Probably..
Don't know...and I'm @ work so I can't search ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Like the mythical episode...
... where 'SaMANtha' actually keeps her clothes ON her haggard, cock-withering, greying flaps?

Nah, urban myth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Id like to see a city have sex
say New York shagging Moscow
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# like this

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Mindpiss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I reckon she could take
twin towers at a time
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# would would would would.
even the lezzo one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# So... basically you'd shag a leather sofa if you thought you were in with a chance?
You're not visiting my house any time soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# yes, but I wouldn't because even the sofa would reject me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
That just made my Self-Pity-O-Meter (©SJD 2009) explode.

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh don't worry, I can max out emometers at uni.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Just get a plain looking lady drunk and indulge in some loveless rutting.
Once you've got a bit of experience under your belt you'll be well away!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# it didn't work last time, why should it work at all.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# If at first you don't succeed....
Use more alcohol.

Then more.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i can out drink quite a few blokes, it's nothing for me to get a bird paralytic.
i guess im more respectful than forceful :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I tried that approach...
it doesn't work. Ever.

Unless you want to pull a paranoid schizophrenic who's looking for someone to take care of them and share their pain.

Then I ignored women altogether and became suddenly popular* with the ladies.

* By which I mean one person, Mrs Doom, found me attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# i just ingore everyone, it doesn't work for me either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Then find yourself a nice paranoid schizophrenic to look after for a while.
Yeah, there's a lot of emotional blackmail, but you're guaranteed an 'interesting' learning curve in the sack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# have a trip to japan
you'll be fighting them off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# To the sound of the 5,6,7,8s ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *plays image over and over in head*
That's me sorted for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'll wait for the remake
which I beleive is due in July
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Sat 07 02 09

i love a sunburnt country, a land of sweeping plains
of rugged moutain ranges, of droughts and flooding plains
i love her far horizons, i love her jewelled sea,
her beauty and her terror - the wide brown land for me
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# *doffs akubra*
*likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Woo... Poo-A-Tree...
* Love your image as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# what's the robot thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# MONKEY CHOPPER!
Noon Mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# good afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# skycrane waterbomber.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# i'm still none the wiser
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# i saw one at the local lake last major fire around my way.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-64_Skycrane
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Metal ET
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Our new overlord?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# short circuit
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# is this a commemorative set?
tis very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Needs some of A Vagabond's rain
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# It's God's revenge for the film arse-trailer
with nicole kidman and wolverine.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# it's a well known fact, that while kidman looks very doable
she can't act. a gumnut could do a better job.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# a gumnut
now there's a great word
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *likes*
*woos*
*donates*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This here's the wattle
the emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Under the Southern Cross I stand.
Cold tinny in my hand.
straya straya
YOU FUKIN RIPAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Waltzing Matilda
Waltzing Matilda
You'll come'a waltzing Matilda with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
with golden soil and weath for toil
our home is girt by sea.
our land abounds in nature's gifts
of beauty rich and rare
in history's page let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.

What A SHITTY FUCKING SONG.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Travelling in a fried out kombi
on a hippy trail head full of zombi
I met a strange lady she made me nervous
she took me in and gave me breakfast
she said:
Do you come from the land down under
where women glow and men plunder
can you hear can you hear the thunder
you better better run you better take cover.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# sun arise
early in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Standing on solid rock...standing on sacred ground...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# you're the voice
try and understand it
make a noise and make it clear
woo--ooo-ooo-ooo-oooo-oooah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I should be so lucky
lucky lucky lucky
I should be so lucky in love.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# And...
You can stick your 9 to 5 living, and your collar and your tie.
You can stick your moral standards, cos it's all a dirty lie.
And you can stick your golden handshake, and you can stick your silly rules.
And all the other SHIT that they teach to kids in schools.
Cos I ain't no fool.
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# "Amen"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# \o/
Hooray!

I was watching it last night, Bruce
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Really Bruce?
tell me Bruice, were you drinking Australian beer? - You know the sort, the type of beer that reminds you of making love in a canoe?
I love that live show :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I havent watched that for YEARS
I always found the audience noise really annoying

But it's in the sexy boxset Lady S got me for Crimbo so I'll to give it another run out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahah win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Will he do "Paint it quack" next?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# jumping jack splash?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Is the dog in the background Keith Richards by any chance?
tis entirely woo either way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Optic Trumps


Download your cut out and keep version here
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# haha
nice one Les

*remembers the compo with fondness*


yeh I know



Click for bigger (49 kb)




(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D good times.
EDIT/ Here is the full set...

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
gabrielle!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *sells to Athena*
*realises Athena doesn't exist anymore*
*is sad*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# "John"?
"Lennon", Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I think it's John
as in Elton John
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# That really is very good.
*clicks again* :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I'd only just joined, I didn't really know what I was doing


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# haha
I could hit the bathroom ceiling when I was 14
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# and these days your roof tiles scatter the lawn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You = Legend!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Came back from lunch to find this...


My coworkers are very childish.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I do that in art shops
Posing the wooden figure things into rude or violent positions, that is. Not rogering toys on the desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Someone put a Dell keyboard on your desk!

* Cunt them in the Kick Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# and two dell monitors and a dell laptop.
and a dell dockingstation or two
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Fuck Off!
It was meant to be a joke you dick!

* Wobbly is very sorry for the arresive language in this post - Sorry k3b/-\b!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha meetings were fun then!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# christ on a bike, haven't windows heard of multiple destops?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hasn't unix heard of system commands which make ANY FUCKING SENSE?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# and who's fault is that? :P
linux.about.com/b/2009/02/04/linux-commands-more-and-less.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I would say Linus Torval's, but I was talking about Unix and I honestly don't know what fucking Time Vampire first coded that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# less and more are unix commands as well, they go back to the original hackers at bell.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# They'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
Even fucking Amiga shell had legible commands.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I doubt it, linux is the revolution.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# it had more
:D

and someone ported less
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# yes
since windows 98
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# yes for decades now.
However having to switch desktops is a pain and just for geeks. Having all your running applications quickly available on a toolbar is effective for a productive work environment. When you have a job you'll learn that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I have one desktop split over 2 monitors
with Dualview using nview, which suits me just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# consistent
your left screen's a bit lower than your right - pls sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# says the person with cuddly toys
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Don't ya just hate em..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I bid one hand-drawn dirty picture for your sig.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Why would I want a picture of porn when there are millions of free videos?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I don't know, but I've bid on it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# True.
And that is the highest bid so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# when does the auction close?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Monday morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I'll bid a licked clean Muller Corner lid
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Oh come on!
Give other people a chance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I bid the words whoop whoop to be placed in my thesis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ha!
Now that is a very tempting offer....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I'll bid a licked clean Muller Corner lid on the second floor
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# A licked clean muller corner lid sat in an empty sausage and mash container
with a fork
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Mine's still higher...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# An Empty Muller Corner Lid in an Empty Sausage and Mash Container, with an Empty Muller Corner Pot
On top of Emley Mast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I bid an Empty Muller Corner Lid in an Empty Sausage and Mash Container, with an Empty Muller Corner Pot
on top of your Empty Muller Corner Lid in an Empty Sausage and Mash Container, with an Empty Muller Corner Pot
on top of Emley Mast.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# What the hell are you doing?
You know you are only ever allowed to eat Noodles for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I've run out of Noodles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Because not even the bendiest of porn stars
can get into the kind of pose depicted in k3b/-\b's pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# You could be right there....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hell yeaaaaaaah.
I found some i'd porn i'd drawn at 14 or so, they weren't even naked. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# k3b/-\b card
Your flexible friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# cracking toast grommit
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *reads over Barbarossa's shoulder while attempting unsolicited shoulder massage*
WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# You!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Me!
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# me too!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# him as well
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *group hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *gropes jpg by accident*
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# damn those lossy file formats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *alzheimers*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Isn't it CR3 who's respinsible for the b3takit?
if it's not him, I'm pretty sure it's someone else...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I dunno...
I shall change it accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I know Lazygamer was looking after the b3tamotel
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I thought it was lazygamer
www.b3ta.com/board/9104752
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# see above...
I was half-right...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# You mean you read the Daily Express?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# eeewwww.....
Wash your hands, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# well i will after that :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# You got it...
Even *I* don't know where I've been.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Silly silly
Right, hate to hug and run, but I really should go and put some clothes on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Oh, my dear...
there's no need.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Well the other mums might look at me funny
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Spoilsport.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *persian rugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *carpets bugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *unruly thugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ahaha
lolled
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahah, most of teh people on the tube seem to be Personal Space Invaders.
Even when there is plenty of room.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hehehehe
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# oh flour of scoooootland !!!

P.S. sorry we beat you at the rugby last week :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hmmmm
tarte tartin = delicious. But surely this should be a fried mars bar stuffed badly into a pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I'M TRYING TO FUCKING REPLY BUT THE BOARD WON'T LET ME
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# well done for your perserverance
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I was trying to post a grinning smily: :D
but that was also my previous post and it won't let you post the same thing twice in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# anti-spam ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# C-C-Combo breaker!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hmmm, tricksy...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# WE ARE TEH 1337
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# If you really were you wouldn't say that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# well i'm just a tosser to tell the truth.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# braw!


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hello World!
I haz been in meetings all morning... Did I miss any busses anything?

Did you see you name in lights last night?
Top 30 Users & Next 60 Users
*Taken from the Board Stats at 8pm last night
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm sandwiched in between Cockweasle and Tom O'Bedlam :)

Just the way I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# just about the only time i get to be on top.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Just where you like to be....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# haha
I'm sorry too*

*isn't sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
won't be sorry for beating people on saturday though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# BRING EM ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Mmmmm
you lot are making me hungry!
*goes to lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# stop making me hungry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# WON'T !!!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ... cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hehe,
who ya gonna call now luke huh?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# pfft
I ain't afraid of no ghost. Also - siderant - What is it with advertisers ripping of my eighties memories? I'm looking at you 118 118 and your filthy excavation of Ray Parker Jnr!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# He ain't afraid of no Goats
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Plagiarism is all the rage in advertising nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# arfsome :)
"It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly slimed"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
don't cross the sabres!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahahahah! brill!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
fp this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hehe
v good
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Two in the box!
Ready to go!
We be fast and
They be slow!


Yes, I know this was the sequel dealing with two ghosts. But I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# G0mA pHOR pRESiD3nT

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7882762.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
The b3ta mental collective is at it again :)

www.b3ta.com/board/9174118
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ah dammit!
honestly hadn't seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I'd vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# again, but less seamy this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# um ris?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# It's the wrong guy...
www.guygoma.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ahahaahhahahahahah that's hillarious!! hahahahahhahahahah
(I actually get it now.)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Did I not just ....
oh yes, I did!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# haha
great sig
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ta!
Someone actually said that to me this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha - nice one
.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# "I used to be wasted, always tried to take it - take it down into my vein ..."


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# whats with the rain all the time?
try something new perhaps?

like

snow?

still a nice pic
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I'm addicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# JUNKIE!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# What are the reasons behind the ever-present precipitation in your digital depictions?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Why does this remind me of 1983?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hmmm
reminds me of dark city
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Because
this is EXACTLY what 1983 looked like

I've seen it on Youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *checks YouTube*
Oh yes. EXACTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# This.
Scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# was that George Orwell's first attempt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I called my mother, she's just a cunt now
she says I'm sick in the braaaaiiiinnnn

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# You need a new camera
that lens is all scratched!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I has got new camera!
Yummy yummy Canon EOS 450 goodness - nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Mmmm
Tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I think he loves you....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Had to adblock that, it's fucking terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ugh, that's giving me the creeps :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ^
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# CHEDGE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# It didn't work :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# what happens if I twirl my moustache up at the ends and then say it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i need wax for it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9174522
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Crikey Moses!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# wtf?
kill it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaah
*clicks it hard*

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Tick tock, Jesus cock...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# This reminds me of Eraserhead

nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i want one
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Dear Mr Mole
Please see a doctor immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Sweet Jeezus!
:
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# holy shit.....
looks like that thing from an episode of xfiles... The parasitic twin that was looking for a new brother....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# O_0
nicely done but why must you scare me like this?
*hides behind fat lady*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# wonka at home, wonking
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# excellent.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# He seems to have an odd reflection..
(__, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha
five minute jobs don't include reflections. They cost extra.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HUNDREDS OF POUNDS
per square inch.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
#
refl er
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *gasp*
its Jeebers!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# HA!
The duck sure looks pleased!
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ....../
(jimage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# pfffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# CLEAN YOUR TEETH!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I'm so happy for them! :)
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Tad on the large side there young man,
but arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Do you meen image kb or just bad composite?
Cause i reduced the kb size!
(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Isn't Bubbles dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# sad news
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I'm surprised people aren't blaming you, mongy
/has /talk calmed down a bit now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# i would think so,i'm sure most of the rage has been settled by over eating
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# it's the circle of life on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# died of human aids
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I'm confused. Is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Thanks
I'm still confused though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# the jeff koons sculpture is
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I'm forever blowing Bubbles
MJ's favourite song (apart from I won't let your son go down on me, of course).
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Necrobestiality!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# eh?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# For collapsibletank


They say 'RECTUM' - I don't think it's terribly obvious from the photo. Context for de-RIS: www.b3ta.com/links/256341

Sorry, this isn't really worth a new thread, is it? *crawls away and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Arf!
Cakes are always worth their own thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Cakes you say?


last time I pimp this cake - I promise
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# rectum, damn near killed him.
and it makes me sad because im on a diet and im hungry. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# You're not missing much -
I put too little chocolate in (I misread 2 tablespoons of cocoa as 2 teaspoons) and I didn't have any sunflower oil, so I used mild olive oil. Even though it's mild you can still taste it. If there'd been enough chocolate to mask it it probably would have been alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Olive oil in choccie caykes?
*shudder*

If you have no oil, next time try lightly melted butter instead

nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I don't eat dairy products.
Could have used soya spread, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Then go to the shops you lazy sod
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Doan wanna
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# What?
Sounds like madness to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# yeah butter ftmfw.
you can't really escape the taste of olive oil, even the really extra virgin stuff.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Well if it cheers you up,
I just ate bacon and chips and the last of the cup cakes I made last week ;|)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# no it doesn't. seriously if this doesn't get me laid, i'm gunna be getting angioplasty at 30.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Is this you?
i43.tinypic.com/2cpokyr.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *can't stop guffawing*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# nope, i think i can consider myself slighly better
I've finished my undergrad!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# SPOON YOUR RECTUM WITH A CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# HORSECOCK!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Cor, how you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# psychic superiority
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Eesh, eesh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# that is a fine crab.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# haha very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hehehehe!
i do hope you'll be adding this to henry's gallery
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Ooh...
...I didn't know he'd got one. How ya doin' Queenie? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# just dandy sir
thought it was about time.

also, gawd bless ya rob,
www.b3takit.co.uk/page4.htm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yes!
My life is complete - Henry made the b3ta kit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# that's a stunning elephant source!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *claps*
*asks annoying questions*
Do they really say Eesh Eesh, Uncle Ninj?
Wot's it got in its tail, Uncle Ninj?

O_O
Is that really his tail, Uncle Ninj?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# It's Henry's stick thingy silly...
...;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# uh oh yeah!
'Corse!
*blushes anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That elephant's got a henry growing out of his head ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

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