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# I just don't know anymore, Jerry


I just don't know.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# arf
mmm, bagels
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# He's chasing these guys
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i love gumtree
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!
also:

Fibromyalgia Male 59 Desperately Lonely Seeks Female
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# i wonder why i look really...
prior to looking i feel somewhat sad and depressed about being single, after looking i feel fucking blessed.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# there are better places to look than gumtree :p
being free and single is great, just don't let Mrs McBadger catch me saying that!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i'm way too tight to pay for some dating site.
and it's morbid curiosity. and you never know if you don't look.
but mainly i look at the band ads..which are much like the dating ones, total shit..just never as funny.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# nowt wrong with looking!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Ah-HAHAHAHAHA.

*Glees*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# yay!
bad adolf!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Pffft
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# originally for compo
but thought id make it funny
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# is that
a man water skiing a greyhound carcass?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# not
a carcass :( its jumpin out of the water
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# i seee!
it kinda looks a little bit dead.

theres nothing wrong with that though. Greyhoud carcass jumping would make some pretty awesome TV :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# now in stores...and your ass
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# it's almost my birthday!! what are you lot planning for me?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# A rectalcyst.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# a bumming
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I'm going to bed.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# in that order
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
#
*sobs*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# crabs
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# again?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# nothing.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# shower of cunts
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# in that order
:)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# A flat beer
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# in that... ah fuck it
see you all tomorrow :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# g'night Dai
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Get you drunk.
Wait for you to pass out.
Chain you to a wall, with your backside to the public.
Strip you naked.
Charge people a go at your bum.
Profit.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# a big surprise!
...or maybe nothing. You'll just have to wait and see.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# oooooo I do love surprises
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# stuff
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Who are you again?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# A surprise party.
Ah, that's ruined it.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# my anii is bleeding!!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# you have more than one?
greedy shit!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# that's why!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ah. my wife has two arseholes
i'm the other one
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# two arseholes? How does she smell??!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# hhahaha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
teh quosorcist!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Haha - Yes!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ow.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# this said recyclist when i first read it
which is funny because i wrote to the council today asking for a new recycling bin
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# lol!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ouch!
in more ways than one...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# funky!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# arf
ning
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# haha, yes!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
I don't know how the FP thing is decided, but this should be on it!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# JINXER!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Oh, that was pretty low of you
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# harsh
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# but we're never gonna survive... unless we get a little bit..
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# of seal clubbing in before tea?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I'll fetch the bat
you feltch the cat
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# HA!
.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# WOOO
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I ain't gettin' on no Imperial Shuttle, fool!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# haha
aint gettin me on no star destroyer foo
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# if you can be arsed
you can edit fp'd images to a working URL
but only the bit in th pointy brackets
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# ohhh!
well spotted old boy!! is that a new feature? im sure that was't there a few months ago!

I'll fix all my FP's tomorrow

Huzzah.

cheers! :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# relatively new
and very useful
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# haha
aint gettin me on no ice planet Hoth foo
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Crazy fo'
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Haha
"I love it when a plan comes together"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha...
lovely!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# absolutely brilliant
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Utterly woo!
Top notchings
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I'd just like to say
that this is great.

I aint gettin' on no AT AT fool.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# absolutely ace
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Stop the world
this wins the interwebz
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:07, archived)
# superbalicious.
This FTW!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Not sure if I am entirely happy with this style or not.
Comments?

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I like this
Looks cool.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# it looks nice in a 'high contrast black and white image' kind of way
did you draw this? or use 'levels' in photoshop?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I am in favour of this style.
You may continue employing it.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Looks too much just filtered for my taste

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# ^ ARSE!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# FECK!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# i dislike the way his eye follows me round the room
;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# NSFW!!!
eleventy!!11
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ^ARSE
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# You poor sod!
You got all the way to 999 and now it's stoped!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# THATS NO MOON.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# *puts on glasses*
You could be right :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Is that the girl next door?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# *phones girl next door*
"Is that your arse?"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# "Girl next door has no arms so picks up
with arse."
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# This is LIFE!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# nice idea
art for arse sake
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# scary shit.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You're on form.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Heh, if I lived on Belm Street I'd be having all kinds of nice dreams
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
#
I did one of those :)

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Train fares = hilarious japes!
I really hate London Midland. They put costs up again recently, and train fares to get to work are now well over double what my 17-year old 2 litre sports car costs to run.

But hey, the money is being put to good use! True undoctored image tonight of the new information system installed at Watford Junction train station.

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Haha, "Tring"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# hemel hempsted, lol!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Berkhamstead
The rush of warm and strangely pleasant air the preceeds the arrival of the tube train.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# liff?
fucking great book for accumulative LOL
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Yep, it's the only entry I don't forget.
Well, I paraphrased it, but the basic definition is there.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# there are some crackers
but i can never remember the right word for them
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Exactly
A book that can be dipped into and enjoyed.... but cumulative reading gets you in the right mindset and it just gets better and better

GLASGOW (n.) (my home town btw)

The feeling of infinite sadness engendered when walking through a place
filled with happy people fifteen years younger than yourself.


So true of me and B3TA


Anyway.... for those who wish it....

lib.misto.kiev.ua/ADAMS/liff.txt
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# TRING!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# So not only is it not shopped but you frequent Tring!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Berkhamsted
Actually, I am a Berkhamsted man thank you very much.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# But I'm right about the upshopped bit?

* I don't suppose you shop in Tring do you?

PS. They have re-opened the Dead Dog bit in the museum now...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it's unshopped becasue it's not a photoshop joke
not everything on b3ta has to be fucking 'shopped
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# So you shop in Tring!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I shop in Berko
Because Berko rules.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Is Berko the Tring version of Primark?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# No!
Berko to Tring is like Waitrose to Marks and Spencer. They are rather similar. Both have their individual strengths.

However Berko and Tring to Hemel Hempstead are like Waitrose to fumbling-in-dustbin-for-food.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# O.....K.......

*Wobbly is now loosing it...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# SAFTEY & SECURITY
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# for your safety and security we are going to prevent you having any freedom
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# This sounds like a fairly good deal
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It is...
Until you have to pay London Midland for it.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# What an excellent day for an exorcism.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Could you take a look at M3's vagina while you're at it?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# ^
it's been keeping me up all night
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# ahahaha
awesome
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i don't know
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Awww, I saw the hair and was hoping it was Morrisey :(
I like Kermode....
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# morrisey goes into toilet
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# why the long face?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# because he's a miserable suicide monger
and i'd rather listen to the pointy end of a drill bit
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# me too
but his endless criticism and general gloom gets annoying after a while
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# That's not wittertainment.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Well, how are we supposed to know then?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# "the exorcist
is the greatest film ever blah blah blah"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# weekend at bernie's is the greatest film ever made
and i will brook no argument
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I was really quite shocked at the language and youth smoking/drinking in that film
when I sat down recently to watch it with my boy.

see no evil, hear no evil was another one that gave me pause. There's a great shower scene in that film though.

*rubs thighs*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Here's five reasons why you're wrong:

1. Three.
2. Men.
3. And.
4. A.
5. Baby
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahahah! but also:
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
ok, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...

'Better off Dead'

"Give me my two dollars!!"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Most unlikely sequel ever.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# pfft
commode mode
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# dunno really
i have no idea, i just saw the hitler pic, and made this. sorry
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You utter loon :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# is danny aiello driving the cadilac?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You're not wrong :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oh micto, why do you hate freedom so much?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Mediocre, don't you know
that freedom's just another word for, NUTS TO YOU MCGILLICUTTY!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I wasn't aware of that
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# because it leads to confusion
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Well, Shit A German Goose!

edit: where's the fucking tutorial, you slacker!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i saw that in my friends page
what the fuck was that all about?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# a pisstake on the recent Catnipp tutorials
hit the spaz for more
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# aha
i have him on ignore

edit: i was gonna do a tutorial for this image, but it turns out that i really can't be arsed
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# yeah, even my pistake sucked the life outta me
fuck that
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I took some pictures of my friends yesterday...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Get a fucking haircut.
Nice pictures.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
His hair is longer than mine. :[[

Thanks. :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# dito

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ...
how lovely...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I have more...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# ^ You must be gay (or something)?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# GAY FOR HORSES (but only fit ones)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ah crap.
I forgot I had to do a clean install a few weeks back. So the link was blue, man, THE LINK WAS BLUE!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Cor!
WOULD!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# In that order?
*She is quite fit but I wouldn't Henry!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Fucking Kurt Cobain wannabes ;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahahahah
That's Casey. We call him Kurt Cobain sometimes. XD
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# And vice versa?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# O Rly?
Why do you call him that then? ;D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Needs more NasalArms™
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# You look hot in that preview picture.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# ...uh?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I was jokingly mistaking Casey for you ;]
How're you today? *hugs*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Am this Real Photo Tuesday?
*scolds*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Flickr ->
;)

I must say, that is a really nice portrait right there
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# [come on kk,
you know the faq better than that! *shakes fist*

/mean old man mode ]
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ^yup and wouldn't.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Oh fucking hell!
This is why I fucking left here.

Or are we ALL allowed to post a 90kb unshopped photo?

Fucks sake! Stop taking the piss. You are legal now. Stop playing the innocent jailbait on the internet card and join in properly now
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha see that? Talkies coming over 'ere, enforcing our FAQs...

Hello mns! ;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# It's part of the reason i wandered away from this place to be honest.
Anyone else posting this kind of stuff would just get flamed, but because it is Killerkitti, it seems to be acceptable.
There are too many people playing the "OOH! OOH! ME ME ME! LOOK AT ME KILLERKITTI! REPLY TO MY POST!"

It's not worth getting worked up about it though, so I wandered away...

Apart from that, I'm smashing ta!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Did it become real photo Sunday and nobody told me? Sheesh.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry]


I wish
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely sire :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Arf.
Something tells me this wouldn't have been in the news for 12 years.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# She's hiding under the bench

It's like school trips all over again!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Wait...
you wish she hadn't got in that car that fateful evening?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# yes
I quite liked her. I wish she'd taken the second car and so might still be alive today.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# But we have a new people's princess
now, 'Long live Jade!'
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck what?!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Ladies
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Girls for me, sir.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I was watching masterchef
yesterday and thought Greg Wallace looked like Vic Mackey, and his sidekick a tad like Shane Vendrell.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# No idea who either of the last two are.
But still, made me laugh.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# the bald one is from The shield
and the t'other plays dec in the hollywood biopic of his and ant's lives.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# isn't that the bloke from 'the shield'?
but other than that...RIS?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# he looks like the guy from
the Shield...see?
Though I've just found that picture and wish I'd have used it instead. :(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i have his gun
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# this
confuses me.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# No, you dont.
for a variety of technical reason ... you don't

If you were actually mad enough to want to mount a telescopic sight on a semi-auto pistol, youd have to extend the mounts to the frame, not jusy clip it to the top slide, because that bit moves back and forward when you fire ...

Bonus points if you can name the make and model of the gun correctly ...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Gimme half a point
For saying Berretta 9mm!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
but who's the one on the right?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha, but who *are* those people?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# What the hell is the deal with all you losers
not watching The Shield?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I'm too busy not watching The Shield

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Well you should get busy watching it
before you end up getting beaten with my pimp hand motherfucker!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# This will CHANGE YOUR LIFE
I've applied for Masterchomp
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Good luck.
A friend of my mother's applied to go on Come Dine With Me.
They were up for having her until they saw her Masterchef Winner's certificate (Lloyd Grossman time)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Poor Shane :(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# poor Shane!?!
Poor Lem!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Well yeah,
but the series ending was very sad. And he did it for what he thought were the right reasons at the time....And even still, no matter what he did, he still doesn't deserve to be compared to John Torode ;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I don;t know
those teeth.

The last season was quite said as you knew they (the writers) had dug themselves in so deeply. There was no where else it could have gone.
We only started watching it at the beginning of December and watched the last one a few days ago.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
It had been so hard hitting for so long. Easily my favourite TV Drama ever :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah, it's up there
it grew in to something fantastic....I miss Dutch already. :(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Yeah,
I kind of hoped he would turn out to be a serial killer though ;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# they forgot about
that, didn't they. Along with Julian's sexuality.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Ha ha
Though all I can see is that Dec's lost his hair and Ant's had a facelift.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Well, it happened to my gran once
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# CUNT!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# CLINT


(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Okay, it's cunt

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# She looks determined, may as well just get it over with you pansy.
Woo
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# cunting cunt
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# or
this is trying to get me cunt wet! aargh!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# No, that's not at all how it happened
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# nings etc.; don't know:
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# How much for your dead horse?
Is it for sale?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ebay.
item number blahblahblah
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# You removed the listing ;¬(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Hah hah.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# How much is that dead horse in the meadow?
The one with that god awful smell?
How much is that dead horse in the meadow?
I do hope that dead horse is for sale.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Give me a big fat kiss!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# well, that's pleasant
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# How am I supposed to skullfuck that?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Grow a penis.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ooof!

Always here to make fun of my condition

Howdo sir?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Meh!
Off to bed.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Meh indeed
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Excellent work
Is that a potatoshop filter?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Isn't it an online filter?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# No, it's one I wrote from scratchola.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha fuck that's genuinely scary.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I like it.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# That does make some scary shit
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# It was supposed to make them beautiful.
=~(
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Sorry, I've seen mostly scary shit come out of it
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# It certainly is not. And even if it is, it's still not.

Nope.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# What....the...
*Locates flaming hammers*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I've just had her!

* Looks around for a camera (are you lot watching me?)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# can it be cooked?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# NSFW?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# heh, the tubgirl one looks like something that went wrong after being left in the oven
*ninjas*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# That's horrific
Looks like some kind of nightmare halloween mask.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I just realised it's not even pot!!
It's just plastic!!


(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Luck and skill, bro.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Nor is it in a pot, it's more of a beaker/container/tub.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# now with 50% less salt
so it tastes rubbish.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I'd have said it tastes offal
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It could have been so different
Yet not worth its own thread.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha arf!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# not even tinfoil can protect your files
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Which Files?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:58, archived)

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