i love gumtree
brighton.gumtree.com/brighton/dating_2387_1.html
top listing, picture.
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top listing, picture.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
also:
Fibromyalgia Male 59 Desperately Lonely Seeks Female
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Fibromyalgia Male 59 Desperately Lonely Seeks Female
i wonder why i look really...
prior to looking i feel somewhat sad and depressed about being single, after looking i feel fucking blessed.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:10,
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there are better places to look than gumtree :p
being free and single is great, just don't let Mrs McBadger catch me saying that!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:14,
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i'm way too tight to pay for some dating site.
and it's morbid curiosity. and you never know if you don't look.
but mainly i look at the band ads..which are much like the dating ones, total shit..just never as funny.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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but mainly i look at the band ads..which are much like the dating ones, total shit..just never as funny.
i seee!
it kinda looks a little bit dead.
theres nothing wrong with that though. Greyhoud carcass jumping would make some pretty awesome TV :D
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:14,
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theres nothing wrong with that though. Greyhoud carcass jumping would make some pretty awesome TV :D
Get you drunk.
Wait for you to pass out.
Chain you to a wall, with your backside to the public.
Strip you naked.
Charge people a go at your bum.
Profit.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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Chain you to a wall, with your backside to the public.
Strip you naked.
Charge people a go at your bum.
Profit.
a big surprise!
...or maybe nothing. You'll just have to wait and see.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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this said recyclist when i first read it
which is funny because i wrote to the council today asking for a new recycling bin
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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Brilliant!
I don't know how the FP thing is decided, but this should be on it!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:29,
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if you can be arsed
you can edit fp'd images to a working URL
but only the bit in th pointy brackets
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:50,
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but only the bit in th pointy brackets
ohhh!
well spotted old boy!! is that a new feature? im sure that was't there a few months ago!
I'll fix all my FP's tomorrow
Huzzah.
cheers! :D
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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I'll fix all my FP's tomorrow
Huzzah.
cheers! :D
I'd just like to say
that this is great.
I aint gettin' on no AT AT fool.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17,
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I aint gettin' on no AT AT fool.
Not sure if I am entirely happy with this style or not.
Comments?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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it looks nice in a 'high contrast black and white image' kind of way
did you draw this? or use 'levels' in photoshop?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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Heh, if I lived on Belm Street I'd be having all kinds of nice dreams
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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Train fares = hilarious japes!
I really hate London Midland. They put costs up again recently, and train fares to get to work are now well over double what my 17-year old 2 litre sports car costs to run.
But hey, the money is being put to good use! True undoctored image tonight of the new information system installed at Watford Junction train station.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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But hey, the money is being put to good use! True undoctored image tonight of the new information system installed at Watford Junction train station.
Berkhamstead
The rush of warm and strangely pleasant air the preceeds the arrival of the tube train.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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Yep, it's the only entry I don't forget.
Well, I paraphrased it, but the basic definition is there.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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there are some crackers
but i can never remember the right word for them
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Exactly
A book that can be dipped into and enjoyed.... but cumulative reading gets you in the right mindset and it just gets better and better
GLASGOW (n.) (my home town btw)
The feeling of infinite sadness engendered when walking through a place
filled with happy people fifteen years younger than yourself.
So true of me and B3TA
Anyway.... for those who wish it....
lib.misto.kiev.ua/ADAMS/liff.txt
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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GLASGOW (n.) (my home town btw)
The feeling of infinite sadness engendered when walking through a place
filled with happy people fifteen years younger than yourself.
So true of me and B3TA
Anyway.... for those who wish it....
lib.misto.kiev.ua/ADAMS/liff.txt
Berkhamsted
Actually, I am a Berkhamsted man thank you very much.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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But I'm right about the upshopped bit?
* I don't suppose you shop in Tring do you?
PS. They have re-opened the Dead Dog bit in the museum now...
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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* I don't suppose you shop in Tring do you?
PS. They have re-opened the Dead Dog bit in the museum now...
it's unshopped becasue it's not a photoshop joke
not everything on b3ta has to be fucking 'shopped
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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No!
Berko to Tring is like Waitrose to Marks and Spencer. They are rather similar. Both have their individual strengths.
However Berko and Tring to Hemel Hempstead are like Waitrose to fumbling-in-dustbin-for-food.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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However Berko and Tring to Hemel Hempstead are like Waitrose to fumbling-in-dustbin-for-food.
for your safety and security we are going to prevent you having any freedom
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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Awww, I saw the hair and was hoping it was Morrisey :(
I like Kermode....
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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because he's a miserable suicide monger
and i'd rather listen to the pointy end of a drill bit
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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me too
but his endless criticism and general gloom gets annoying after a while
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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weekend at bernie's is the greatest film ever made
and i will brook no argument
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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I was really quite shocked at the language and youth smoking/drinking in that film
when I sat down recently to watch it with my boy.
see no evil, hear no evil was another one that gave me pause. There's a great shower scene in that film though.
*rubs thighs*
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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see no evil, hear no evil was another one that gave me pause. There's a great shower scene in that film though.
*rubs thighs*
Here's five reasons why you're wrong:
1. Three.
2. Men.
3. And.
4. A.
5. Baby
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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1. Three.
2. Men.
3. And.
4. A.
5. Baby
hahaha
ok, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...
'Better off Dead'
"Give me my two dollars!!"
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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'Better off Dead'
"Give me my two dollars!!"
Mediocre, don't you know
that freedom's just another word for, NUTS TO YOU MCGILLICUTTY!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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Well, Shit A German Goose!
edit: where's the fucking tutorial, you slacker!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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edit: where's the fucking tutorial, you slacker!
i saw that in my friends page
what the fuck was that all about?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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a pisstake on the recent Catnipp tutorials
hit the spaz for more
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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aha
i have him on ignore
edit: i was gonna do a tutorial for this image, but it turns out that i really can't be arsed
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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edit: i was gonna do a tutorial for this image, but it turns out that i really can't be arsed
ah crap.
I forgot I had to do a clean install a few weeks back. So the link was blue, man, THE LINK WAS BLUE!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:46,
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Hahahahahah
That's Casey. We call him Kurt Cobain sometimes. XD
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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I was jokingly mistaking Casey for you ;]
How're you today? *hugs*
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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Flickr ->
;)
I must say, that is a really nice portrait right there
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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I must say, that is a really nice portrait right there
[come on kk,
you know the faq better than that! *shakes fist*
/mean old man mode ]
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/mean old man mode ]
Oh fucking hell!
This is why I fucking left here.
Or are we ALL allowed to post a 90kb unshopped photo?
Fucks sake! Stop taking the piss. You are legal now. Stop playing the innocent jailbait on the internet card and join in properly now
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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Or are we ALL allowed to post a 90kb unshopped photo?
Fucks sake! Stop taking the piss. You are legal now. Stop playing the innocent jailbait on the internet card and join in properly now
Hahaha see that? Talkies coming over 'ere, enforcing our FAQs...
Hello mns! ;)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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Hello mns! ;)
It's part of the reason i wandered away from this place to be honest.
Anyone else posting this kind of stuff would just get flamed, but because it is Killerkitti, it seems to be acceptable.
There are too many people playing the "OOH! OOH! ME ME ME! LOOK AT ME KILLERKITTI! REPLY TO MY POST!"
It's not worth getting worked up about it though, so I wandered away...
Apart from that, I'm smashing ta!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:33,
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There are too many people playing the "OOH! OOH! ME ME ME! LOOK AT ME KILLERKITTI! REPLY TO MY POST!"
It's not worth getting worked up about it though, so I wandered away...
Apart from that, I'm smashing ta!
Arf.
Something tells me this wouldn't have been in the news for 12 years.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:59,
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She's hiding under the bench
It's like school trips all over again!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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It's like school trips all over again!
Wait...
you wish she hadn't got in that car that fateful evening?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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yes
I quite liked her. I wish she'd taken the second car and so might still be alive today.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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I was watching masterchef
yesterday and thought Greg Wallace looked like Vic Mackey, and his sidekick a tad like Shane Vendrell.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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No idea who either of the last two are.
But still, made me laugh.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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the bald one is from The shield
and the t'other plays dec in the hollywood biopic of his and ant's lives.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:53,
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isn't that the bloke from 'the shield'?
but other than that...RIS?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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he looks like the guy from
the Shield...see?
Though I've just found that picture and wish I'd have used it instead. :(
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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Though I've just found that picture and wish I'd have used it instead. :(
No, you dont.
for a variety of technical reason ... you don't
If you were actually mad enough to want to mount a telescopic sight on a semi-auto pistol, youd have to extend the mounts to the frame, not jusy clip it to the top slide, because that bit moves back and forward when you fire ...
Bonus points if you can name the make and model of the gun correctly ...
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:35,
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If you were actually mad enough to want to mount a telescopic sight on a semi-auto pistol, youd have to extend the mounts to the frame, not jusy clip it to the top slide, because that bit moves back and forward when you fire ...
Bonus points if you can name the make and model of the gun correctly ...
What the hell is the deal with all you losers
not watching The Shield?
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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Well you should get busy watching it
before you end up getting beaten with my pimp hand motherfucker!
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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Good luck.
A friend of my mother's applied to go on Come Dine With Me.
They were up for having her until they saw her Masterchef Winner's certificate (Lloyd Grossman time)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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They were up for having her until they saw her Masterchef Winner's certificate (Lloyd Grossman time)
Well yeah,
but the series ending was very sad. And he did it for what he thought were the right reasons at the time....And even still, no matter what he did, he still doesn't deserve to be compared to John Torode ;)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:51,
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I don;t know
those teeth.
The last season was quite said as you knew they (the writers) had dug themselves in so deeply. There was no where else it could have gone.
We only started watching it at the beginning of December and watched the last one a few days ago.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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The last season was quite said as you knew they (the writers) had dug themselves in so deeply. There was no where else it could have gone.
We only started watching it at the beginning of December and watched the last one a few days ago.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
It had been so hard hitting for so long. Easily my favourite TV Drama ever :D
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:59,
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Yeah, it's up there
it grew in to something fantastic....I miss Dutch already. :(
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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Yeah,
I kind of hoped he would turn out to be a serial killer though ;)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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they forgot about
that, didn't they. Along with Julian's sexuality.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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Ha ha
Though all I can see is that Dec's lost his hair and Ant's had a facelift.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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She looks determined, may as well just get it over with you pansy.
Woo
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:42,
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How much is that dead horse in the meadow?
The one with that god awful smell?
How much is that dead horse in the meadow?
I do hope that dead horse is for sale.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:40,
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How much is that dead horse in the meadow?
I do hope that dead horse is for sale.
I've just had her!
* Looks around for a camera (are you lot watching me?)
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:36,
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* Looks around for a camera (are you lot watching me?)
heh, the tubgirl one looks like something that went wrong after being left in the oven
*ninjas*
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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That's horrific
Looks like some kind of nightmare halloween mask.
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