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[challenge entry] Wii Remote Remote
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# this gets a click from me
*click*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# ha!
I like the 'Front Room' options!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# wonderfully executed.
yay
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *buys*
*buys another*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ace
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It's bindibbly
Alribbly.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# "And the b3ta award for outstanding achievement goes to..."
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Oh that's lovely
But it's only monday. Cock tuesday is tomorrow.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# christmas?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# yes...everyday is christmas at my house.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# your andy park ICMFP
edit : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Park_(Mr._Christmas)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# There's not enough Tuesday for this cock
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Erm, NSFW?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# bent, lol
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# peyronies lol
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# A COCK
brilliant!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# you missed the Goldenballs
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Me?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# To be honest I'd probably be more likely to go see this at the cinema.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :)
Aye...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha!!
Thats brilliant..More Watchmen please!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# That Scotchman behind Russ Abbot has chebs!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# pschaw! it'll be good i tell you!
nice work on rab's vest
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I myself am extremely excited about it. But mainly because I get to watch it here :D

www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/imax/
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Now you can see the fumbled plot being ruined...IN 3D!!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Where as I will probably see it
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That place looks awesome!
I wouldn't want to leave it after seeing Cabin fever though :D

EDIT: Also, just checked out your new website! Very nice :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It is surrouned by woodland
its great coming out in the dark afterwards and trying to find where you parked :)

Edit: Cheers :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I wonder if it will be shown at the iMax here?
(Brum). Better have a looksee...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Is that the real iMax?
Or is there one in the Odeon now too?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# haha
and an extra yay for CU Jimmy

TJ: Super heroes are getting stranger. We had Canoe Man, Dubai Sex Man, and now....

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I briefly flirted with calling myself ItaliaNO!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Nothing is sacred!! apart from the Egg!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# an egg wrapped in sawdust
what a waste of an egg
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# How dare you!
The Scottish Egg is a delicacy. You have offended a whole nation.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# meh
what they gonna do - deep-fry my embassy?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# !
Maybe a heavy battering!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Yay!
Needs more sweeping generalisations about the English.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Wouldn't really rhyme though....
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Dutchmen!??
sort of.??? no
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I was thinking along the lines of the pay-off line
"WITH A BARELY-DISGUISED LOATHING OF THE ENGLISH, COMES ... "
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# All of the English
Are cunts!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahhaha! awesome :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd buy it!!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Bring out the Giimp
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I heard that's an unlockable
extra level...
WOO to op
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You'd have to play as one of the other (or two) characters :)
Ello Archie...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Actually done in PS Elements ;o)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Ha!
Lovely work :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Now is that sarcasm?
?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# No, it isn't :(
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Or is it?
;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# You'd buy it???
Does Marsellus Wallace character have a strap on wii snooker ball control????
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Do, but if you play as Butch you get....
To do some sword hacking! :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Smashing!

I'd buy it...If I owned a console, let alone a wii
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# [23/02/09] ;PP


[Sorry MrHorrible. hohoho!]
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Oh no no no no no!
It blatantly isn't Gerry because there is no Hulk involved!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# hmmm
TOAPZORS!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
 
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ahem...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Nice toapiary, man

However it's just text, really.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ooh now this is a lovely specimen
:)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Poligen Ha!
Kasto Kasto Krut!?


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# If you're going to do this, at least do it when he's actually around...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# What no cock?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# [what kind of rat bastard would do such a thing?]
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# was it you?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, it *is* you, isn't it?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# [heheheh]
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Show us your tits!

/edit: is that you, Dr. Zaarlon?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# CDC his profile then
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# YEH THIS!
GET HIM NAWTYSTEPPED
DELETE HIS ACCOUNT
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I remember when Reid forgot to log out at my house
Lulz were had by all.

As I'm not a mean bugger.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I'm so sorry....

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Psst
Swap the speech bubbles around, it doesn't read properly..

EDIT: Much better :) *click*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Most people read from left to right
You're wanting us to read from top to bottom, but there's not enough difference between the two.

I'm automatically reading Holmes' line before Watson's line.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I've no idea what you're talking about...
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# But now you have holmes as being left-handed
and he was clearly a right-handed individual :O
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# AND ALLLL THAT I CAN SEE.......
IS JUST ANOTHER LEMON TREEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I should have finished you off back when I first found you
young and innocent to the ways of the board...but I knew even then that you were too fucking talented, that your advancement was inevitable...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hallo Jessie!
How's you?
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Pffffft :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# WASSUP Holmes
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I love that.
Hard.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :D
Love it!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Watson isn't convinced...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Crikey!
She can puff a lot of woo!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# yay!
have you seen my duck video down there\/?

I think it might make you chuckle...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ha ha HEAVY DUCK is unconcerned by mere frozen water!!
Bring on the Icebergs
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# he showed
that ice!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# bwahahahaha
i loves this one.........
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you so much :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :D
RIGHT I have finally completed my new promotion stuff & website I have been sweating over for ever, I can get on with your pic now...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Yay yay yay!
I hope that it has ear trumpets and such :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Tee hee! I love this 'un
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# this should be a
competition then lemony could enter.

thus it would be a lemon entry
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Right, your turn
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Twat him Barry!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Yikes!
TJ: This belongs in Matazone's lovely duck thread down there, but I've only just uploaded it to YouTube. It's a video of a minor drama in a duck's life I shot recently. Complete with inane commentary by me and some friends:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1gOAKc4PFg

If you like it, I might put in on /links. Otherwise it's just a chuckle for duck-obsessed boarders ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I loved it :D
And you got a comment too, which is unheard of from me :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# aw...ta!
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# What the fuck,
all the links on firefox have turned Orange for me! What the fuck is going on?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# did you press ctrl shift delete
to clear your cache?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No.
I just replied to a post and when the page loaded all the links were orange. very strange.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# It's the new
jaffa cake plugin
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ah shit, you're right!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# fuck that looks like a "426er"
*ovens*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHH
*peas*

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Eeeek!
:D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Boredom,
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I know to help stop greenhouse gases
they deliver that on trains.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Jews on trains?
That ended badly last time if I remember correctly.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
I thought they had a gas!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Juice Train!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Do you have a thirst problem?
This drink is the final solution!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# haha
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

TJ: I'm about peruse a new drawing tablet, anyone got any suggestions before I start searching?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :D
Nas Gadol Hayah Shem!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# "A great miracle has happened there"?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Yay for the jews!
Of course, anyone who is in Israel would be confused, so one must also say, for them, Nas Gadol Hayah Po :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Get a WACOM
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# find the maximum budget you think you can afford
then get the best wacom for that money. By best I mean best for you. If you need size then look for a second hand intuos A4.
You can get some very good second hand deals as a lot of people get Wacoms for themselves or as presents then let them sit on a shelf for 2 years when they realise it has not turned them into Da Vinci overnight.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# BERNIE, BERNIE, BERNIE...
TELL ME A JOKE ABOUT JEWS
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# heh heh jew products rock
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oy gevalt!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Its on old joke I know!!

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Happy After noon All...


Have some silliness.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hehe looks more like Mayan to me
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Aztec.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# bless you
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Make Mayan a Hawaiian.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hoho!
I wouldn't mind that on my ceiling, actually.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Pffffft
I lol'd, and that's not an easy one for me today.

Anyone want a £5 voucher for the British Snoring & Sleep Apnoea Association website?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yes, please
pleaseCould you send to me at 5 Ston.... zzzzzzzzz!


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm not sure they have any solutions for Narcolepsy there
sorry
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Narcole....zzzzzzzzzzz


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# good old British Snoring
you can't beat it
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Meh, I give up
If anyone wants it, gaz me.

/only trying to fucking help
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *camomile teas*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Hahah, indeed
That did appear a little uncalled for. My mind is other places sir, I apologise :)

*goes for a green tea refill*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# haha, I keep expecting your sig to get old,
but it never does.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# money well spent by cr3 in my opinion :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Enlighten me...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# It was an auction for the space.
cr3 was the highest bidder so he owns it until Friday :) Then, it begins again! Woo!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I see! I tried that but it didn't work. Not even on Facebook.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Well I am already rich from it :D
You clearly just aint sexy enough ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# It's the sig that keeps on giving
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# haha
I'd charge them £6000 for just wanting an artex ceiling in the first place.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I know I hate the stuff :(
Almost as much as woodchip wall paper!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ahhhh! *kills self*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# WITH A NICE DADO RAIL
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ahhhh! *rapes self*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *Office chuckle*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Kitten/skateboard
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahaahaha
Burn tool ftw!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Never found a better use for it
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Wii Bouncing Baby
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D

Also, this dude is win! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvWEImblLvc
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Ha!
Third best comedy moment ever!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Brace yourself Rodney. Brace yourself.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It really was so very good in the early years!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# 1 & 2?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That is definitely number one.
Number 2 is the beginning of the episode of Porridge when Fletch utters the immortal line,

I don't quite know how to put this, gentlemen, but there is a thief among us.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :)
Funny video:)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'm sure there was an atari game
like that where you had to bounce the babies on trampolines into an ambulance.

What the hell was that called?
Have I imagined it?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# You probably got a front page with it ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ah...
It was this:
www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/11/ds-tv-tuner.jpg

Game and Watch, not Atari.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# lol
ha ha the firemen look really depressed when they have to move..
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It's good that wii peripherals can be used on any game...


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hehehe
they used to fax her to her concerts you know
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
That gets a click just for the totally unexpected and gratuitous use of the Carpenters!

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Pfffft.
Ace.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Fucking brill...
I just laughed at the first and then there was more...!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Perhaps I'm ust being pedantic but...
were the Carpenters really a rock band?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ducks

Click for 200+ more doofers
.

They'd be smug if they weren't so lovable.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Too true :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# He's not naked, he is clearly wearing a hat. This does not constitute nakedness*
* "Your Honour"
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# you tawkin' to me!?
C]:0D


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# FETCH ME 200 ML OF HOISIN SAUCE - STAT!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
My first thought, oddly enough.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Aww...
When you've seen a duck standing on ice, looking confused, you can never look at them when malice again. They do taste good though.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I love that domain name
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That is utterly awesome.
I'm going to be smiling about that all day, I suspect.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# "Consider the birds of the air, or the lilies of the field ... they work not, yet they are clothed and fed ..."
"Oh 'ee's 'avin' a go at the birds and flowers now ... !"
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# "A NINE-BLADED SWORD!!, NOT TWO OR FIVE, BUT NINE-BLADED!!!!"
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# "And there will come a time of great confusion ..."
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha Duck
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hehehehe!
i want to be a duck, mostly so i can get naked, the rest already applies
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# DUX!



(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# RE-DUX!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# RE-DEX



(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# THREE DUX!


maybe not
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Top reply

9/10 would view again
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# RED-DUX

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# DUX !


i'm meant to be writing an essay :(
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I should charge you usage rights on that...
;-)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# ummm, quick look over there!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# At least they're not so much as cunts as geese.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha, brill, sir!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *shows duck a menu from local chinese takeaway and laughs goulishly*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Is that like a goolie?


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# bloody freeloaders
coming over here to our ponds eating our bread
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Yay for ducks!

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# that's ace!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# haha
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Dragon
Peking Duck
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# rampant rabbit
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Lovely!
I fed the ducks in the local park ciabatta the other day. I'm so middle class.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# i fed the ducks yesterday
and bought a loaf especially for them, as I was buying stuff for a parky picnic and thought the ducks shouldn't miss out.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# says 'icon donation millionaire' Rob Manuel
;D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I think I'll try them on
focaccia with rosemary next...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I saw a very chavvy family do that with a Tesco Value white loaf, on the river below the Wellingborough flour mills.
The brat was then skimming whole slices at the swans.

To their credit, they caught a few of them. And politley refrained from breaking the little sod's arms.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Chavs!? In Wellingboro'?
NEVAR!!?


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Let me guess,
only the ducks with a copy of The Guardian under their wing flocked around you?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# it wasn't made from organic locally farmed flour
so they didn't eat it
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# the chattering classes
of the waterfowl world.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Nicely, sir
and also:


(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# This makes me glee very much
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Those are valid points.
Makes me want to be a duck.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
#
In other news, sorry about how tiny it is, but what a fantastic acceptance :D

www.mahalo.com/Man_on_Wire_Oscar_Speech
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ha!
It really is worth a look though....

(c) Carry On franchise 1967
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# no comment on the original post?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Not really.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# probably not so fantastic for all the other members of the team who made the film surely?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Well,
he is the man that walked between the towers, so I think he can do what he likes ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'd like to see him try it now...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Well yeah,
but it wouldn't happen. Knowing the NYPD he would just be arrested for jaywalking.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I could do it now
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# heh - nice
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Whats the story
Hijackanory.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# does anybody actually watch the oscar's?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I don't normally, apart from
the Animated Short stuff. But for some reason I have become slightly obsessed with awards ceremonies recently.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I do normally
but didn't this year cos it was so fucking predictable (Sean Penn aside)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# woo
heat are gonna struggle for stories once shes gone
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# unless she's cremated...
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# HAAAA! Hahahahaha
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Stories? Heat has stories?
I thought it were just a picture book?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Finally us asthmatics are being represented :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha smashing
:)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# pffft
also, nice seams.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# sadly, joke is going to HAVE to be better than technique today
/uber busy

However, I could post a few pictures of sticks and tenuously link them to Wii games if you'd like
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# aww, it's ok archie
I've played with the contrast on my monitor, and it looks fine now.

Edit: I was only joshing aboot.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I know this :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *hates you with mock fury*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Only if you have the time, sir, only if you have the time...
;-)

*pokes with stick*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# like this?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# You'll end up ruining your box though.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Ha ha
skill!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hurrah!
*inhales*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *guffaws*
*wheezes*
*inhales*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Quality.
Pure quality.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Shake before use
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Primitive album cover generator...

1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random”
or click en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to "Random quotations"
or click www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Photoshop the result!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# This game was in the newsletter some time ago.
Also I saw some gentlemen doing it before that time.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# and I get paid how much for doing this?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# 17
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# It's a deal!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# rupees
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Dammit!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# This was a meme on Flickr about two years ago
/edit: flickr.com/groups/cdcovermeme/

I don't think such a thing belongs on b3ta

You know, because it's just a sort of automated TOAP opera
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# sadly this :(
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# That sounds like a fine way to waste some time!
I think I shall do that later :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Sig's working fine here

;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bastard :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *facepalm*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I quite like the sound of that
- very dada. I might have a go.

edit: if anyone else does. I'm such a sheep.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Well I don't have photoshop here but
My Band is called: David of Dinant
And the Title is: Did You Get my Banana?
www.flickr.com/photos/al-huthail/3295569694/

I'll be moving into a Middle-eastern homo-rap genre.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ahahah
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# popeski
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Why is it always popey in your images?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# i like the pope. the pope smokes dope
AH HA HA HA HA I'M SO FUNNY I SAW THAT ON SOMEONES T SHIRT 4 YEARS AGO AND I INSTANTLY KNEW WE'D BE BEST FRIEND FOREVER
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Kawasakski
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ha!
That pope is one crazy fucker!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Pffft.
Personally I think the pope's a cunt. It seems to be in the history of popes, that many have been cunts.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# BOB TODD TOLD ME TO POST IT



After too much internet and then lack of internet and fandoms, I come up with weird ideas.

HERE YOU GO.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# No new year's day
to celebrate
no chocolate covered candy hearts
to give away
no first of spring
no song to sing
in fact it's just another
ordinary day
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# There is a fantastic song called New Years Day
by Chuck Prophet. I wish I could find a version of it online to play for everyone :(
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Indeed.
And I should get off to the print room soon.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# it's a lovely pic btw
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Thanks =)
I'd submit a better pic here, but it's emoish fanart. Not of 118 thankfully though.


Though, if people on devart so request, I'd do more 118 fanart, though try to make it more OMGKAWAIILOLSHOUNENAI type. So maybe bigger eyes, more floaty looking, and flowers.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Come on the football game!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That is rather amusing!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha I love your sig ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Credit has to go to cr3.
He owns the space in my signature :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Is it a good rental price?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Well I held a silent auction,
people gazzed their bids. Cr3 won :)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I bet he had software to put in the highest bid
at the last moment!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It wouldn't surprise me if he hacked my account to read the gazzes ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# If he did, he'd have some eye-openers in my in-out boxes :O
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Re: your gaz

I can't make it tonight. I have to return some videotapes
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# But I sent you that picture in good faith
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'll make it up to you tomorrow, m'kay?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I bet you will!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# if he hacked mine he'd have a laugh
me and cellar_door had a friendly slanging match :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Anyhow I'm off to get ready for work
I'll see you all laters.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Laters Fair Maiden!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# what is the going price for sig space these days?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# It depends what someone is willing to pay :)
Arrangedletters offered 4 packets of strawberry laces and a photocopied picture of a 50 pence piece. He was unsuccesful.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I would have matched that, and offered a bag of foam shrimps and bananas, and maybe a bag of white chocolate mice.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Actual money always wins ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'd rather have the foam shrimps and bananas.... Wealth doesn't rule my existence.
Sugar does.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# As much as you would love to be Steven,
you are not me ;)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# It's sarcasm.
He thinks your image is shit.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# It is a slight pain when I genuinely
do like a picture though :D
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# DEAL WITH IT
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# All my images are shit
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Lies!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# You!
*shakes hand firmly and buys you a pint*

How are you, sir?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Queasy, Grunty.
I've been here since the end of MOTD2, and am now running on pure nicotine and hunger pangs.

And having occasional pointless digs at innocent people.

Delighted to see you, you daytime-dwelling oddball, you.

Shouldn't you be managing the temperature in the image-rendering reactors?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I should indeed,
however, w*rk is intruding upon my b3ta-ing.

Good to see you too, sir.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It is shit
Shit!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Is it shit?
Please be clear.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Its quite shit
Shitty?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Your deliberate obfuscation is
awfully confusing.

;-)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I think obfuscation
is one of my favourite words.

*applauds the dame*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *takes a bow*
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Not really
If something is a bit shit it could be described as "Shitty" Thanks for the new word though! "obfuscation" note to self, must be less Obfuscative in future.,
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Its condescending
He has to explain sarcasm!!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# haha...if your post is like your supergo
then the sig is like your id. or something...

I think I should stop reading freud.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but you mean your mother....
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# ahahaha!
a Freudian slit, I mean clit, I mean slip. Oops.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# They are more into glory holes
in the Chelsea dressing room.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# oh dear
at least you used the correct file format.

(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# TOO BROWN
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# RACIST.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Soccerball lulz
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

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