Oh that's lovely
But it's only monday. Cock tuesday is tomorrow.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:16,
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your andy park ICMFP
edit : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Park_(Mr._Christmas)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:20,
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To be honest I'd probably be more likely to go see this at the cinema.
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Ha ha ha!
I myself am extremely excited about it. But mainly because I get to watch it here :D
www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/imax/
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:55,
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www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/imax/
Where as I will probably see it
here... www.thekinemainthewoods.co.uk/
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:57,
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That place looks awesome!
I wouldn't want to leave it after seeing Cabin fever though :D
EDIT: Also, just checked out your new website! Very nice :)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:04,
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EDIT: Also, just checked out your new website! Very nice :)
It is surrouned by woodland
its great coming out in the dark afterwards and trying to find where you parked :)
Edit: Cheers :)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:09,
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Edit: Cheers :)
I wonder if it will be shown at the iMax here?
(Brum). Better have a looksee...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:57,
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How dare you!
The Scottish Egg is a delicacy. You have offended a whole nation.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:14,
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I was thinking along the lines of the pay-off line
"WITH A BARELY-DISGUISED LOATHING OF THE ENGLISH, COMES ... "
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:34,
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You'd have to play as one of the other (or two) characters :)
Ello Archie...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51,
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You'd buy it???
Does Marsellus Wallace character have a strap on wii snooker ball control????
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:53,
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Do, but if you play as Butch you get....
To do some sword hacking! :)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:54,
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Oh no no no no no!
It blatantly isn't Gerry because there is no Hulk involved!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30,
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If you're going to do this, at least do it when he's actually around...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:33,
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I remember when Reid forgot to log out at my house
Lulz were had by all.
As I'm not a mean bugger.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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As I'm not a mean bugger.
Psst
Swap the speech bubbles around, it doesn't read properly..
EDIT: Much better :) *click*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:29,
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EDIT: Much better :) *click*
Most people read from left to right
You're wanting us to read from top to bottom, but there's not enough difference between the two.
I'm automatically reading Holmes' line before Watson's line.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:36,
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I'm automatically reading Holmes' line before Watson's line.
But now you have holmes as being left-handed
and he was clearly a right-handed individual :O
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:39,
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AND ALLLL THAT I CAN SEE.......
IS JUST ANOTHER LEMON TREEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30,
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I should have finished you off back when I first found you
young and innocent to the ways of the board...but I knew even then that you were too fucking talented, that your advancement was inevitable...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:30,
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yay!
have you seen my duck video down there\/?
I think it might make you chuckle...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:35,
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I think it might make you chuckle...
ha ha HEAVY DUCK is unconcerned by mere frozen water!!
Bring on the Icebergs
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:38,
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:D
RIGHT I have finally completed my new promotion stuff & website I have been sweating over for ever, I can get on with your pic now...
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:40,
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this should be a
competition then lemony could enter.
thus it would be a lemon entry
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:38,
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thus it would be a lemon entry
Yikes!
TJ: This belongs in Matazone's lovely duck thread down there, but I've only just uploaded it to YouTube. It's a video of a minor drama in a duck's life I shot recently. Complete with inane commentary by me and some friends:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1gOAKc4PFg
If you like it, I might put in on /links. Otherwise it's just a chuckle for duck-obsessed boarders ;)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1gOAKc4PFg
If you like it, I might put in on /links. Otherwise it's just a chuckle for duck-obsessed boarders ;)
I loved it :D
And you got a comment too, which is unheard of from me :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:23,
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What the fuck,
all the links on firefox have turned Orange for me! What the fuck is going on?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:25,
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No.
I just replied to a post and when the page loaded all the links were orange. very strange.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:37,
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I know to help stop greenhouse gases
they deliver that on trains.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:02,
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Jews on trains?
That ended badly last time if I remember correctly.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:04,
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Do you have a thirst problem?
This drink is the final solution!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:03,
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haha
TJ: I'm about peruse a new drawing tablet, anyone got any suggestions before I start searching?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:03,
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TJ: I'm about peruse a new drawing tablet, anyone got any suggestions before I start searching?
Yay for the jews!
Of course, anyone who is in Israel would be confused, so one must also say, for them, Nas Gadol Hayah Po :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:20,
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find the maximum budget you think you can afford
then get the best wacom for that money. By best I mean best for you. If you need size then look for a second hand intuos A4.
You can get some very good second hand deals as a lot of people get Wacoms for themselves or as presents then let them sit on a shelf for 2 years when they realise it has not turned them into Da Vinci overnight.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:26,
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You can get some very good second hand deals as a lot of people get Wacoms for themselves or as presents then let them sit on a shelf for 2 years when they realise it has not turned them into Da Vinci overnight.
Pffffft
I lol'd, and that's not an easy one for me today.
Anyone want a £5 voucher for the British Snoring & Sleep Apnoea Association website?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:54,
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Anyone want a £5 voucher for the British Snoring & Sleep Apnoea Association website?
Yes, please
pleaseCould you send to me at 5 Ston.... zzzzzzzzz!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:55,
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I'm not sure they have any solutions for Narcolepsy there
sorry
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:59,
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Meh, I give up
If anyone wants it, gaz me.
/only trying to fucking help
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00,
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/only trying to fucking help
Hahah, indeed
That did appear a little uncalled for. My mind is other places sir, I apologise :)
*goes for a green tea refill*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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*goes for a green tea refill*
haha, I keep expecting your sig to get old,
but it never does.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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It was an auction for the space.
cr3 was the highest bidder so he owns it until Friday :) Then, it begins again! Woo!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:13,
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Well I am already rich from it :D
You clearly just aint sexy enough ;)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:21,
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haha
I'd charge them £6000 for just wanting an artex ceiling in the first place.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:55,
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I know I hate the stuff :(
Almost as much as woodchip wall paper!!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
Also, this dude is win! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvWEImblLvc
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:36,
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Also, this dude is win! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvWEImblLvc
1 & 2?
Could this be one of them?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBgk05iL3Y&feature=related
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:40,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBgk05iL3Y&feature=related
That is definitely number one.
Number 2 is the beginning of the episode of Porridge when Fletch utters the immortal line,
I don't quite know how to put this, gentlemen, but there is a thief among us.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:42,
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I don't quite know how to put this, gentlemen, but there is a thief among us.
I'm sure there was an atari game
like that where you had to bounce the babies on trampolines into an ambulance.
What the hell was that called?
Have I imagined it?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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What the hell was that called?
Have I imagined it?
Ah...
It was this:
www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/11/ds-tv-tuner.jpg
Game and Watch, not Atari.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:01,
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www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/11/ds-tv-tuner.jpg
Game and Watch, not Atari.
lol
ha ha the firemen look really depressed when they have to move..
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:24,
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hahahahaha!
That gets a click just for the totally unexpected and gratuitous use of the Carpenters!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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Fucking brill...
I just laughed at the first and then there was more...!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:00,
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Perhaps I'm ust being pedantic but...
were the Carpenters really a rock band?
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:28,
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Ducks
Click for 200+ more doofers.
They'd be smug if they weren't so lovable.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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Click for 200+ more doofers.
They'd be smug if they weren't so lovable.
He's not naked, he is clearly wearing a hat. This does not constitute nakedness*
* "Your Honour"
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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Aww...
When you've seen a duck standing on ice, looking confused, you can never look at them when malice again. They do taste good though.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:27,
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That is utterly awesome.
I'm going to be smiling about that all day, I suspect.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:47,
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"Consider the birds of the air, or the lilies of the field ... they work not, yet they are clothed and fed ..."
"Oh 'ee's 'avin' a go at the birds and flowers now ... !"
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:20,
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hehehehe!
i want to be a duck, mostly so i can get naked, the rest already applies
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:21,
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*shows duck a menu from local chinese takeaway and laughs goulishly*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:22,
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bloody freeloaders
coming over here to our ponds eating our bread
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:25,
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Lovely!
I fed the ducks in the local park ciabatta the other day. I'm so middle class.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:26,
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i fed the ducks yesterday
and bought a loaf especially for them, as I was buying stuff for a parky picnic and thought the ducks shouldn't miss out.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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I saw a very chavvy family do that with a Tesco Value white loaf, on the river below the Wellingborough flour mills.
The brat was then skimming whole slices at the swans.
To their credit, they caught a few of them. And politley refrained from breaking the little sod's arms.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:53,
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To their credit, they caught a few of them. And politley refrained from breaking the little sod's arms.
Let me guess,
only the ducks with a copy of The Guardian under their wing flocked around you?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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it wasn't made from organic locally farmed flour
so they didn't eat it
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:40,
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In other news, sorry about how tiny it is, but what a fantastic acceptance :D
www.mahalo.com/Man_on_Wire_Oscar_Speech
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:15,
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www.mahalo.com/Man_on_Wire_Oscar_Speech
Ha!
It really is worth a look though....
(c) Carry On franchise 1967
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17,
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(c) Carry On franchise 1967
probably not so fantastic for all the other members of the team who made the film surely?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:17,
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Well,
he is the man that walked between the towers, so I think he can do what he likes ;)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18,
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Well yeah,
but it wouldn't happen. Knowing the NYPD he would just be arrested for jaywalking.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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I don't normally, apart from
the Animated Short stuff. But for some reason I have become slightly obsessed with awards ceremonies recently.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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I do normally
but didn't this year cos it was so fucking predictable (Sean Penn aside)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:01,
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Stories? Heat has stories?
I thought it were just a picture book?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18,
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sadly, joke is going to HAVE to be better than technique today
/uber busy
However, I could post a few pictures of sticks and tenuously link them to Wii games if you'd like
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12,
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However, I could post a few pictures of sticks and tenuously link them to Wii games if you'd like
aww, it's ok archie
I've played with the contrast on my monitor, and it looks fine now.
Edit: I was only joshing aboot.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:14,
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Edit: I was only joshing aboot.
Only if you have the time, sir, only if you have the time...
;-)
*pokes with stick*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:18,
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*pokes with stick*
Primitive album cover generator...
1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random”
or click en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to "Random quotations"
or click www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Photoshop the result!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random”
or click en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to "Random quotations"
or click www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Photoshop the result!
This game was in the newsletter some time ago.
Also I saw some gentlemen doing it before that time.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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This was a meme on Flickr about two years ago
/edit: flickr.com/groups/cdcovermeme/
I don't think such a thing belongs on b3ta
You know, because it's just a sort of automated TOAP opera
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10,
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I don't think such a thing belongs on b3ta
You know, because it's just a sort of automated TOAP opera
That sounds like a fine way to waste some time!
I think I shall do that later :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10,
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I quite like the sound of that
- very dada. I might have a go.
edit: if anyone else does. I'm such a sheep.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11,
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edit: if anyone else does. I'm such a sheep.
Well I don't have photoshop here but
My Band is called: David of Dinant
And the Title is: Did You Get my Banana?
www.flickr.com/photos/al-huthail/3295569694/
I'll be moving into a Middle-eastern homo-rap genre.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16,
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And the Title is: Did You Get my Banana?
www.flickr.com/photos/al-huthail/3295569694/
I'll be moving into a Middle-eastern homo-rap genre.
i like the pope. the pope smokes dope
AH HA HA HA HA I'M SO FUNNY I SAW THAT ON SOMEONES T SHIRT 4 YEARS AGO AND I INSTANTLY KNEW WE'D BE BEST FRIEND FOREVER
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:10,
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Pffft.
Personally I think the pope's a cunt. It seems to be in the history of popes, that many have been cunts.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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BOB TODD TOLD ME TO POST IT
After too much internet and then lack of internet and fandoms, I come up with weird ideas.
HERE YOU GO.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:04,
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After too much internet and then lack of internet and fandoms, I come up with weird ideas.
HERE YOU GO.
No new year's day
to celebrate
no chocolate covered candy hearts
to give away
no first of spring
no song to sing
in fact it's just another
ordinary day
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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no chocolate covered candy hearts
to give away
no first of spring
no song to sing
in fact it's just another
ordinary day
There is a fantastic song called New Years Day
by Chuck Prophet. I wish I could find a version of it online to play for everyone :(
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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Thanks =)
I'd submit a better pic here, but it's emoish fanart. Not of 118 thankfully though.
Though, if people on devart so request, I'd do more 118 fanart, though try to make it more OMGKAWAIILOLSHOUNENAI type. So maybe bigger eyes, more floaty looking, and flowers.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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Though, if people on devart so request, I'd do more 118 fanart, though try to make it more OMGKAWAIILOLSHOUNENAI type. So maybe bigger eyes, more floaty looking, and flowers.
Well I held a silent auction,
people gazzed their bids. Cr3 won :)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56,
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I bet he had software to put in the highest bid
at the last moment!
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:58,
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Ha ha ha!
It wouldn't surprise me if he hacked my account to read the gazzes ;)
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:59,
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Re: your gaz
I can't make it tonight. I have to return some videotapes
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06,
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I can't make it tonight. I have to return some videotapes
if he hacked mine he'd have a laugh
me and cellar_door had a friendly slanging match :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:06,
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It depends what someone is willing to pay :)
Arrangedletters offered 4 packets of strawberry laces and a photocopied picture of a 50 pence piece. He was unsuccesful.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:57,
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I would have matched that, and offered a bag of foam shrimps and bananas, and maybe a bag of white chocolate mice.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:58,
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I'd rather have the foam shrimps and bananas.... Wealth doesn't rule my existence.
Sugar does.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:01,
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It is a slight pain when I genuinely
do like a picture though :D
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56,
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You!
*shakes hand firmly and buys you a pint*
How are you, sir?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:56,
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How are you, sir?
Queasy, Grunty.
I've been here since the end of MOTD2, and am now running on pure nicotine and hunger pangs.
And having occasional pointless digs at innocent people.
Delighted to see you, you daytime-dwelling oddball, you.
Shouldn't you be managing the temperature in the image-rendering reactors?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:16,
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And having occasional pointless digs at innocent people.
Delighted to see you, you daytime-dwelling oddball, you.
Shouldn't you be managing the temperature in the image-rendering reactors?
I should indeed,
however, w*rk is intruding upon my b3ta-ing.
Good to see you too, sir.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:32,
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Good to see you too, sir.
I think obfuscation
is one of my favourite words.
*applauds the dame*
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:08,
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*applauds the dame*
Not really
If something is a bit shit it could be described as "Shitty" Thanks for the new word though! "obfuscation" note to self, must be less Obfuscative in future.,
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12,
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haha...if your post is like your supergo
then the sig is like your id. or something...
I think I should stop reading freud.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:58,
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I think I should stop reading freud.
Ha ha ha!
Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but you mean your mother....
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:59,
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