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# In space.. no one can hear you scream.. what a clumsy cunt they are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Woo, do what happens next!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# according to Nasa records
he dry humped his corpse and buried it under a bit of moon rock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# :D SPACE

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# what about bombing and petting in the deep end?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# how is petting a real word?
it never used to be a real word. NOW i will get drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# No, that's fine. Just have some respect for space, okay, Chris. Other people have to use it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# yay
no air on maaaaz

slight tj does anyone know a good prgram for recording on screen activities... i was using fraps but it seems to have run out of its trial period :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Her Majesty's Home Office
would like to be able to offer that service, I suspect.

Edit: And their 'Trial Period' would be somewhat longer than most shareware, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I meants on my computer
am starting to be drunk

esdit i answered my own quesiton
taksi.sourceforge.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
Apologies for the lack of help.

Captivate, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# sit ok i got one i found from a web
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Well, as long as you're sitting ok,
then it's all good.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# oopsy
kiss better?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# americans eh!!
tuts a bit
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# OH NOES
THE SPACE IS LEAKING IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] SuperMarionettvolution

was 100% fantasticer in my head
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
what?

hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# this
definitely!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha!
yes. what the fuck? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Wut?
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# dance ya cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Lady Penelopy Deck chair...
would!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# what utter bat-shit bonkers and hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahhaha
much brillianter than mine by several percents
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Fabulous
Chortle
(Tequilaboy, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
yusmeladee indeed

Congratulations, you win this lovely shiny click :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# AWESOME. That is all.
wait, no: moar shipwreck LULZ
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha I approve of this total madness
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahahahhahaha this is fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I love this and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] bleedin' obvious, innit!?
innit!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Foon!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# that's the best thing you've ever done
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Awww Shucks!
EDIT: you're right!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I just saw my entire life flash before my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# that's not you, it's me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# are you breaking up with Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Sprake?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Sporks on a Snake?
Snakes on a Spork?
Spake?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Good logic. I came to that conclusion too, but felt it lacked PIZZAZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# what seams to be the matter Mr Spork?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# one of the first pictures i made when i joined b3ta
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# a stork with a spork
Now that's funny lol
(zannyuk, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# mr. nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# haha competitive dad
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yup,inspired by him indeed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hehe.. animate it, with him doing a 2 footed crunching tackle !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Aw
It's nice to see fathers and sons playing footy in the park
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I can't wait till my lad is old enough
actually, I can, becasue I will be 40



:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I love mr. Nice!
animate the fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ha! I like this :D
Needs a bit more jumpers for goalposts though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# it was very nearly going to be jumpers my friend but i thought
one fast show reference is enough :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Bah! Excuses excuses!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# This is so true.
My 7,6 & 4yo nephews are learning karate at the mo, and think they're hard as fuck. I kneed one of them in the face and he cried like a little baby. Fucking poof.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah, kick the fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# its the only way they'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Skippy the eye child!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hehehe


Its going to be weird watching the 6 Nations tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Five Nations and a Principality.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# We'll prince your pality sunshine!
GRAND SLAM 09 for the boyos!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# yay - i've got the leek pasties in ready
and woo for the pic too
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Have you roasted up a side of stolen beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# no, i'm a veggie
but i have thefted a blob of laver bread for the occasion
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I have leeks wrapped in lamb steaks for tonight
total coincidence too!

I just need some Brains SA now - might have to go to Morrisons to get some

/doesn't live in Wales any more blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Should be good
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# are you French?
you have a French name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Get Royally to fuck!
You can't get a much more British surname than the one wot I've got in the "real world"!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Finchington-Fothergill?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hurrah
let's stick it to the Frenchies tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I intend to in every orifice
my girlfriend is french
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha - i worked for a big power tool company many moons ago
he did an after dinner for us at Chepstow - under no circumstances, we were told in advance, were any of us (despite how pissed we were) allowed to ask him if he'd actually knobbed Diana or even just licked her out (pre Diana tunnel incident)- they were in the press at the time.
I was all up for the asking, but the bloke was just surrounded by higher management after his 'motivational' thank you I'll take my 5k speech...so I never got the chance. just got pissed and fell over instead.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :( This is all of the sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# a thousand curses be upon them
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Hurry! Zombie aligators are comming to feast
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Yay!
I love this. And not just 'cos I inspired it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yes you did! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I love this one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# HA!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good tag too
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# .
Photobucket




.
(Catnipppp, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
tutorial please!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# tutorial
same as the other ones, just scan in the sketch and find photographs on the net to bend into position, I shot pics of my own shoes, and the ass is some poor soul, not mine. Then smoothed it all out.

d
(Catnipppp, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# ..I think that was a joke.
Never mind, good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# No I had a genuine interest
in knowing whether he'd shopped a picture of his own arse :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# AHhahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Nice
I love the mixture of shopped photos and drawn stuff in your pics
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# ^Then
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hehehehe
I wouldn't fancy popping those!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Your style reminds me of MAD magazine.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Garbage Pail Kids if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Holy fuck, my brother still has some of those.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# thats fantastic!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Bloody wonderful!
Mine aren't nearly so clever:
See! (fuggit, everyone's reading the newsletter)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bring out the Gimp..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# is it wrong
that i find this arousing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha.....parp!
*tickled pink*....parp on you crazee diamond:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# She is working out how to get back to the island
her window is about to close!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Can you get me back in a coffin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :)
shhh spoilerz for the others (no pun intended).

I'm watching the latest one when i get home tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# it's a BELTER!
/saw it yesterday :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# do you use tvfreeload?
Bets of all the download sites. I'd have watched it yesterday had i not been busy. Aparently they switched the broadcast of this one with the last one for some reason. Maybe it was being a bit too linear or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# mininova+eztv
/yes, I heard that too, although from info online, the writers just thought swtiching them would be 'cool'
Watching it, you can see why. enjoy it :)

there really hasn't been a duff episode this season
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ta'
*wakes up in Tunisia*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I've had nights like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Haha
if only.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# SUPPLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Supplies!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D He's gonna 'supply' them with something thats for sure..
I couldn't believe it when I read the story..
"Radioactive Pedo Headmaster on the run".
You just can't script stuff like that.. lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I've been busy snakeifying a naked lady


Click for NSFW full lenght naughty snakeyness
I've not done a naked-lady thing in ages. She really needs to be zoomed full size to stop the snakeskin from deteriorating into pixel-buzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I quite enjoy snakifying naked ladies ...
If you know what I mean!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
snakifying maggoting


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I used to be a necrophiliac ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Niccccccccccccce!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# On a scale of 1 to 10?
She can be on my plane any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I haven't done a naked lady thing in ages either
if you know what I mean
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# "I've not done a naked-lady thing in ages"
You should get out more ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Woo to pic
but the movie Ssssss scared the jeepers out of me when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Would
Bet she swallows
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# cor
nice! (saves to special folder!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *wields spade*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# well that's all very nice and clever and all
but can you womanify a snake?

hmm? hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Snakes with tits!
You should ask JJ for that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# she can retract her jaw around my trouser snake anyday..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I know right? where did all the mini rolls go?
..and who's turn is it to make tea?



celebrity high street
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# That's a neato, what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'd love a cape. Or a cloak. Is there a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# is it the spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Well there is that,
but also no-one called Geoff Cloaks was ever in Worlds strongest man.

Also, a cape is shorter than a cloak, and a cloak is meant to stretch round the front as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Thank you.
*feels suitably educated in the ways of outer-wear*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *flings cloak around self*
*flings flan*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He overcharges a lot. He'll robe you blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Cloaks are supposed to wrap all the way around
capes merely flap around behind you


I think
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# You sir, are correct :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9223253
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Don't order
Poor service, customer service response was bad and when my Gingham riding hood turned up it was the wrong size. Steer clear!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# haha
a competitor to www.pantalaine.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# i would buy this
if i could afford it :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# haha
Geoff Capes is a fat Alan Sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# loverlies





(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# "My first* meme" by A Vagabond:


CFB


*May not be the first meme I've used.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Watching him watching you
This is how horror films start
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# \o/ horror fillums!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# awww
his shopping's going to get all soggy :(

woo yay yer pic yo.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# soggy shopping is soggy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# As if 200 Ryanair passengers discovered how to open the plane windows
and gently took a tinkle for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# damp Henry is damp...
and you're practically a meme yourself with all that rain in your pictures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# This is the aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# This is the meme
(brain_blessed, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# This is the age of the train
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Make room for the mushrooms!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# MegoSHAKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Why is it always that Eurythmics song in your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Which one?
Irresponsible Hate Anthem?

Or that crappy drum n' bass remix of Hate Me?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Sweet Dreams (are made of this)?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Sex Crime 1984?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Why is it always sunny and cheerful in your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Are you calling me a hippy?
*riles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# yeah, you bean eating new age naked smeared in mud and ready to sex guitar playing hippy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Don't you racist me you big racist.
Besides, drugs are cool omgroffleslololol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# and it seemed to me
such a croo-el iron-eeeeeee

aaah - thanks for reminding me of a Christy song.

Also - woo yay. Why is it always so Memey in your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# OH - it's like that is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Merci mon sewer.
I apologise if there are time delays on my replies. I try to respond to all but sometimes these people in my office like, tell me to do stuff, and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Have you ever done an animated one of these?
I recon this would look amazing with the rain falling and the odd lightning flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Your wish ...


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# "Too far!" says BAA on Ryanair's plans for passenger arms to replace wings
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# FLAP you bastards!
Anyone not flapping hard enough will be fined £100,000,000!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Flap?
*imagines a plane full of people making small magenta birds with blue beaks*
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Pissflaps!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# thieving bastards
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
top idea, and top shop mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ooh ta Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I hope that CBeebies presenter isn't on a flight with me
(brain_blessed, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hahah
make sure Jeremey Beadle (RIP) sits on the correct side.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# very nearly had
a ribena/keyboard clash then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i'm reallyl loving your work bea...
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha, I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# yes brilliant
I was trying to think on these lines
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# i had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Thou shalt get one of your friends to suck off the Police Commandant
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Mahoney did... a very... very bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Your move, Ma-homo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# thank you sir, I make everybody sick


I can't believe i'm doing this

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# it was a classic
I'll let you into a Little Secret, My Name's not George Martine, I'm just plain old George Mart'n from Brooklyn
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# The first one is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Thou shalt not...MAAAAAHOONEEEEY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# RISing like a mad'un here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutenberg_Bible
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Guttenberg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Aha.
Clarity. Thanks.

Tribs fails at explanations.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ah there there...
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Your hands appear to be wandering
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I blame the Stonecutters
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutenberg_Bible
*shakes fist at above post*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# His agent wants shooting.
Is there anything in there about his agent?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Not unless his agent is also a cheesemaker
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# 7 breasted whore of babylon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Sounds awesome,
where do I sign up?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# *bibe-lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# YOU DUM FAT CHEEKABOO!
oh shit... ohhhhh shit ! At ease High Tower
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I have Cavity Wall Insualtion being installed as I type
it may as well be a herd of kangaroos with jack hammers doing it.

The fat one (as opposed to the one with the black eye) has already broken a tile on my kitchen roof.

He looks like Steve Pemberton's diabetic debt collector character

This guy: www.lunacynet.com/league/images/s3_barry.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Whoops!
Nearly missed this! At least he doesn't need electricity to operate that drill.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Dodgy workman
He might have to be taken to Kangaroo Court.
Although he might jump bail.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# yay
'ello Brian
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Coming to a place about an hour away from where you want to go soon
(brain_blessed, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Great post
bad timing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Cheers
Why bad timing?
(brain_blessed, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Posts just after or just before the newsletter
quite often will get overlooked as people are all off reading the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I'll maybe repost it in a new thread later
Everybody will appreciate that I'm sure...
(brain_blessed, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# i never bother
with the newsletter so i will pay attention to this post
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Look just down there...
newsletter. All the skivers are going to be reading that instead of clicky for you.
...'cept me, cos the board is the only part of b3ta that's not blocked at my work.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# No fair
That's the men sorted. But what to laydeefolk do?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *gives cork*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *gives something that is an hour away from Cork*
Stupid Ryanair
(brain_blessed, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# you didn't ask for it
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue367/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# talking of icons . . .
why didn't you reply to my e-mail?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Marvellous!
How to keep those pay day blues away!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I didn't ask for this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# What's all this about icons?
EDIT: AAARGH Fear the cervix woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# \o/

Edit - bloody hell Google ads are getting sophisticated with their content searching...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# To the lady who wants to marry a b3tan.
Are you sure about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I am never going in one of those again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Yay, Great
choice in subject lines :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# best newsletter ever
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# apart from some nutjob
flicking her minge-phlegm about the place


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I like that the bestest
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# It's just one meat-based crisis after another today isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
/was expecting a toilet gag
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# haha
O noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Mmmm
Steak!

Nope, haven't got time to think about steak. My thoughts are consumed by the Haggis lasagne I'm having for dinner tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Haggis Lasagne?
Sounds like madness if you ask me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Haggis Lasagne?
This. Sounds. Awesome.
Just made like regular lasagne but with haggis instead of beefs/whatever yeah?
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# This is the plan
plus we're going to use some Applewood Smoked cheddar for a cheesy top

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# !
...is there room for one more at your table? :o)
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Possibly
but I can't guarantee that the beardedwife won't stab you in the hand with his fork if you go near his food
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I tried my first ever haggis a few weeks ago. At my age, too. Tsk.
Haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Haggis is all of the awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ^TTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# the steaks are too high
shuffles off back to his own joke
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# But ... but ... but ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# It doesn't
does it.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# looks like I picked the wrong day
to quit horseradish!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Right, I'm sending in an agent from MI230 (the Pun Police)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Boobs!
Are they yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yeah
look in his profile


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Why yes, yes they are *
* Might be a fib.

Why does everyone comment on the boobs and not on the wonderfully-'shopped-in frying pan and holster?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# There are frying pans and holsters?
*looks again* Oh yeah! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# does that really need explaining? :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's wonderfully shopped, Tribs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# there's a frying pan in that picture?
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Can I get one of those badges?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# My word
that's a snug-fitting top.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-TA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :P
Ta, it looks horrible, I fix.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

More wishful thinking than evolution really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahah brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# yes
briliant


you stupid fly, I've opened the sodding window!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yes!
I do wish they'd get on and evolve to this state!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# if only
stupid flies
woo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha fantastic :D
Perhaps if they were all half Jeff Goldblum...

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# which half?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Well if it was the bottom half,
they'd all just wander about on teh floor blowing raspberries.

So, obviously, that gets my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Yes!
Although Daddy-Long-Legs have got to be the stupidest flying creatures in existence. And you don't want to brush them towards the open window because they look so fragile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I towel whip them.
I hate them more than I hate spiders and flies and monkeypeas and red ants all together. Stupid, clumsy idiot things.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# All we need now is an off-switch for children
and we're set.
(Astatine, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# This
smells of win. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 28 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Haha
If only.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] things always get better
(Jussisguy, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# belated 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Great(!)
Where am I supposed to get my 1170% RDA of Humour now?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# my humour will clog your arteries
and probably kill you with its beefy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Marvellous
Haven't had a decent bit of beef inside me since lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You heard
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ooh Joliet!
*boards bus for Jolietland*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Welcome to Jolietland!
Here is your Tourist book of Innuendo and a big slice of cake
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# bumcake?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Boobcake
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yay!
with cherries on top
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Oooh er missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# right, I want you to imagine this image is in Stunning Super Archie Vision™ Hi Def..
...and is exceedingly witty and satirical...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# RACIST
/ac

leaving the black out
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahah
He doesn't look happy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Now where did I leave my spanging implement?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# exactly
and he's shopping at the worst one... Other than those pretentious thundercunts at Waitrose
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# needs more Winton
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Awwww!
I don't think I 'get it', but I still love it :D
Also, I'm off to my meeting now so, wish me luck...or whatever?

Edit: Yes, I get it now. I still like it, just slightly less ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Good luck.... or whatever! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# g'luck
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# all the best, hun
hun

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Go get 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You silly man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Yay!
Supermarket Glove! I get jokes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Just what Friday afternoon needs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# has he been buying booze?
doesn't look old enough
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Tesco knows not of ID
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Tesco puppet?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

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